Shitty Cinema

This should be a slam dunk, Van Damme, Sly, Arnie, Willis -- there's enough old action stars to start a retirement community. The big question is does this Villainous Van Damme make the cut?

Villain Van Damme and his terrible wig faces off against Virtuous Van Damme while we spend too much time on the weird sex subplot. In the end, everyone agrees that a little more Michael Rooker in our lives is a good thing. Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Are Orlando Jones and JCVD a match made in heaven? Tune in for our romance novel where we make JCVD up yours! Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Kicking (eh?) off this Van Dammeuary, the gang watches one of JCVD's early films, Black Eagle, starring everyone's favorite ninja, Sho Kasugi. And while Van Damme is bad in this film, he feels soooo good.... Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Special guest Angela forces the cinema to confront their teenage choices in humor, pick the best Arquette, and which comedy gang we would back in a fight. Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

A hair raising tale of how to make peace in the middle east by just buying each other's hair product. Get it together Israel, Adam Sandler gave you the blueprint! Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This week we find that James Caan is the cool breeze we need watching another subpar Sandler movie, while we also find there is a traitor in the cinema. Do you think Damon Wayans can save us? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Adam Sandler ruins another Sunday for the gang with the help of Andy Samberg and a whole lotta pedo/incest jokes. Even James Caan caan't save this turd.

Casey immediately regrets begging for Adam Sandler Month, Dave decides to go to third base with Al Pacino, and Jay becomes a eunich. What a way to kick off the New Year.

Toby joins us to talk about snakes in all sorts of tubes: sky-tubes, rail-tubes, underwater-tubes, flesh-tubes. . . Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What happens when you mix Chinese theater, kung fu, popular super-hero's with different names, and definitely-not Pixar properties? Something incredible.

Another week of rip off titles left us wondering... why didn't they name this one Homicide Huddle? Why isn't anyone letting us name these films? Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Android Cop is definitely not RoboCop. And it's not Black Dynamite as RoboCop (but maybe it should be?). But it is free on YouTube. Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

We talk Wu Tang, college parties, and of course the most important question: what dead celeb would you smoke? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

RZA cancels Jay, Casey explains the difference between parkour and park wh0res to her mom, and Dave learns French overnight (Clickbait. Maybe. Definitely.)

This week Jay learns how babies work, Dave links into the Irish unconscious, and Casey learns that this is not in fact Hard Target.

Casey is in K-drama heaven, while Jay and Dave battle over the best voice actor. Can we agree on anything? Or will the cinema support erupt in violence? (DO YOU SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?)

Ashley joins us for this special Halloween episode as we explore the doughy depths of Gary Busey. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Jack Black's head on a baby! JACK. BLACK's. HEAD. ON. A. BABY. *shudder* Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Why are we weirdly obsessed with a Hasbro cinematic universe? Someone call the makers of Battleship and get us a Ouija crossover! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

If you think the punny title of this film is the worst part... you are very wrong. Listen to us discuss the film that killed Joan Rivers!

Remember when your dad and stepmom sucked so bad you wanted them to be killed by your animated toys? No? Just us? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Sure it's a remake of Taming of the Shrew but maybe Jay is the shrew that needs to be be tamed. We debate whether 10 Things I Hate About You counts as Shitty Cinema. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This week we discuss dog balls, teacher-student relationships, and just like that last shot of Yeager at the end of the night, how unnecessary this film was. Why’d they do Kal Penn like that? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Which one does Jay love more? A '53 Corvette, Cassandra from Wayne's World, or Jon Lovitz's comedy genius? The answer might surprise you.

There is no substitute for throwing high-school kids out of a window, thanks for teaching me that Tom Berringer!

This week we wonder why Crunchy Roll really wanted Dave to watch this anime, aka stepbrother what are you doing?

We watch episode 693 featuring an anime Johnny Bravo who uses his Nipple Light Special against a man with paraphilic infantilism and Jesus H. Christ, what have we become?

In classic anime style, a group of teens seem to span the ages of 11 to 42, and there's nary an adult in sight. Honestly, I question if that child is even a doctor.

Why does Japan insist on traumatizing us with their child trauma?!

Do you even have a degree in Girlology?

We try to figure out whether we are more upset about the seventeen plots this movie tried to pull off, Martin Lawrence's over the top acting, or the movie's idea about how to clean air ducts (hint: it's probably the air duct cleaning). Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Maybe people wouldn't dread school reunions if they always featured Dwayne's Rock Johnson? We know we'd be hitting one every weekend! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Steven Seagal is: Incoherently rambling for 1 hour and 39 minutes, when he should have let his forearms do the talking. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This film is why you should always say no to going to a friends improv class with them. Shame on you Bruce. SHAME. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

If you CAN handle the kids in this film, then you SHOULDN'T be around kids.

Roger Moore is our favorite Spice Girl! Britain's William Shatner spices up this self aware look into the spice circus.

Back when kids were free range and you thought you wanted a power glove, ride this free hit of nostalgia! Musty basement smell candle is in the mail!

We are perplexed by a giant Ash Ketchum who is an unproblematic dad. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A CANON FILM?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the epoch of Britney Spears, it was the epoch of Dan Aykroyd.

Is Idris Elba actually the hero? Casey tells all, or at least some things, while we are bombarded with Jason Statham and the Rock's MANLINESS.

GET OVER HERE!

Absolute nightmare fuel for kids, but proof to the haters that Anne Hathaway can go full Nick Cage... and you always go full Nick Cage. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The most hotly debated question that has been tearing families apart for almost 70 years... Kong or Godzilla, who ya got? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Starlord, Vincent D'Onofrio, and dinosaurs. What could go wrong? Oh, all three of those things are set loose to battle each other? Sit down and listen to the spectacle! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

We learn in this educational film that 3D stands for Drunk Driving Dennis Quaid. We may not know how to swim, but we do know how to spot a classic! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

When Party Boy is the best part of your film, it maybe time to consider retirement. And tear away clothing. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What could be grosser than licking every cut you've ever gotten? Did you answer perving on your little sister? No? Probably because you didn't write this film! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

For those of you who would want to make a Nascar race slightly demonic and very horny, look no further than this Nick Cage disasterpiece! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Hell hath no fury like 4 Stillers in one film, one Gilbert Gottfried playing Hitler and the thought of child hitchhikers! Yikes! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/