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Shitty Cinema

Shitty Cinema

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Show overview

Shitty Cinema has been publishing since 2019, and across the 7 years since has built a catalogue of 377 episodes. That works out to roughly 250 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence, with the show now in its 4th season.

Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 35 min and 43 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 weeks ago, with 20 episodes already out so far this year.

Episodes
377
Running
2019–2026 · 7y
Median length
39 min
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to take orders from a screen man, that’s on you.

Latest Episodes

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Highlander: The Source - High Lander

May 24, 202642 min

Highlander: Endgame - High Lander

May 23, 202649 min

Highlander III: The Sorcerer - High Lander

May 16, 202647 min

Highlander - High Lander

May 7, 202647 min

Bring It On: All or Nothing - Teach Me How to Dougie

Apr 27, 202642 min

The FP - Teach Me How To Dougie

Apr 23, 202640 min

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo - Teach Me How To Dougie

Apr 18, 202649 min

Breakin' - Teach Me How To Dougie

Apr 8, 202632 min

Ep 370Freejack - Back To The Cinema

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If you can sit through a movie that top bills Anthony Hopkins yet only had him in 12 minutes of the film, you may be entitled to a Freejack. Freejack with every purchase, supplies limited, must have the lobotomized body of a half dead race car driver shorter than Rene Russo. Void in Canada. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Mar 31, 202646 min

Ep 36913 Going On 30 - Back To The Cinema

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It may be back to the Cinema, but we are going in forward in time, but backwards in society. Dave may have found his 13th reason in this film, Casey thinks this is a coping movie for those who settle, and Jay KNOWS Jen Garn could have warned us about a certain New York tragedy. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Mar 27, 202645 min

Ep 368Time Barbarians - Back to the Cinema

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What is more barbaric than loincloths, crystals, and wizards? Letting a Troma film dictate its own pace. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Mar 15, 202635 min

Ep 367Timeline - Back to the Cinema

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How is Timeline the film that made Michael Crichton quit letting Hollywood turn his books into movie? How does one woman be forced to ignore her instincts about a clingy Paul Walker? I guess when it's only bubonic plague dudes or Paul Walker.... and no AA batteries... Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Mar 10, 202645 min

Ep 366Kate & Leopold - Back to the Cinema

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Did Kate's ex fill in for Kevorkian when he was in jail? Was it a land grab? Why is no one investigating the disappearance of Kate??! Where is the sequel? https://shittycinema.com

Mar 3, 202644 min

Ep 365Cyborg - Van Dammeuary

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Has Elijah Wood seen the original cut of every great film? Casey finds out Van Damme sacrificed a man's eye for his career, and Dave finds out the only rule of the wasteland is Fender gets to watch... Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Feb 28, 202646 min

Ep 364Universal Soldier - Van Dammeuary

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This week we learn how to make cars more fuel efficient, how to hide secret killer soldier programs from the government, and most importantly, DO NOT sign up for an arts and crafts class taught by Dolph Lundgren! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Feb 10, 202642 min

Ep 363Second in Command - Van Dammeuary

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Van Damme and the military sitting in a tree, k-i-c-k-i-n-g. First comes coup, Second in Command, watch a recycled movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Feb 4, 202634 min

Ep 362Multiplicity - Seeing Double

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One, two, Keaton's coming for you. Three, four, pretty sure the marriage certificate is out the door. Is it polygamy if it's a gaggle of clones? Asking for Andie MacDowell. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Jan 27, 202638 min

Ep 361Gemini Man - Seeing Double

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In South Atlanta he was cloned and raised, with Clive Owen is how he spent most of his days. Shootin' guns, ridin' bikes all cool, but dads gotta die so I can go to school! So a couple a feds, one was retired, try to figure out how I was sired. We got in some fights and my dad didn't care, so my clone daddy shot him, yo home to Bel Air (University) Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Jan 22, 202649 min

Ep 360Pass Thru - Seeing Double

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Neil Breen wants you to know 3 things: that you might be corrupt, your bankers are DEF corrupt, and he could but chooses not to bang tigers. We just want to know 2 things: have you seen it and would you watch it again? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Jan 12, 202639 min

Ep 359Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Seeing Double

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Is this Keanu's worst film? Will birds no m know how to get home minus a half a moon? Can someone smarter than us tell us who is right about getting the moon cut up because we know DAAAAVE can't be right. Check to see if the math if 3 space rats + 2 Jim Carrey's = 3 cinemite would watch it again adds up! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Jan 4, 202640 min
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