Shitty Cinema

The gang watches a Filipino Bond knock-off chocked full of hot girls, hot gadgets, and one too many short jokes for Dave's liking. Can Weng Weng unify the Cinema and rise above it all? (Do you get it Dave? It's a joke about his height.) Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave brings one of the strangest films we've ever watched. A surprise Tarantino is NEVER a good way to start! Dammit Dave! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Kurt Russell is all of our dads in their own imagination, Jay teases the iconic team up that could never be, and we can never watch this film without thinking of Cinemite Ashley! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This month our theme is... whoops, looks like dog ate our homework. On this weeks episode Casey does all the math for Channing Tatum, Dave has semi-appropriate thoughts about Vinnie Jones as a soccer coach, and Jay just wants to know "who the hell is Paul?" Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Casey ordered a large Jean-Clade Man Daiquiri, Dave can't imagine the grave plots in a throuple, and Jay rocks this month's Mentos moment. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Casey threatens Dave with Vengeance AND Retaliation if he doesn't like this film, Jay longs for what could have been between Tyson and Van Damme, and the splits drought rages on! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema

The Cinema is robbed another week in a row from seeing the splits. What JCVD lacks in stretching he makes up for in bamboo beatings. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

It's our favorite month of the year! The time where we celebrate our patron saint Jean-Claude Van Damme. This week the gang watches a Van Damme film they haven't seen, Dave compares the film to Pulp Fiction, Jay runs off with his Pulp Fiction Pat Morita crossover, and Casey ignores the boys to talk about foot massages and old lady peeping toms. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Walking Tall makes Casey long for Law & Order: ROCK, Dave sets friendship rules for the peep show, and Jay campaigns to replace all mills with casinos. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we watched the Japanese documentary 47 Ronin starring immortal Keanu Reeves. Reeves proves that sometimes the good guys get poked and that, my friends, is the real tragedy. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Win a date with Michelle Pfeiffer: A modern educator dating sim, err, inspiring story! Totally true brah! Visit us online at: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

With an all-star cast it would be hard to keep this film top secret. While Killer Elite may border on a tall tale, we've only heard legend and rumor of Jason Statham's love interest making it to the end of the movie unscathed. Visit us online at: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We manage to talk about something other than how beautiful Bill Zane is... but only barely. Last episode of the year and it looks like we will be going into the new year as the same pervs. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This Christmas we grant listener wishes by gifting you all a National Treasure! We talk the Sean Beaniverse, going across the Voight Void, and Nic Cage's divorce life crisis. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We carry on this month's theme with another visit from Rob Schneider. This time he's trying to pass as 17. It makes all the kung fu and video game magic more believable in this cult classic. And yes, Dave is the leader of said cult. Visit us online at: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we essentially read Jay's diary by watching Demolition Man, Casey and Dave make the Oldboy universe crossover nobody asked for, and the Cinema learned that this was almost a Steven Seagal vehicle (that Casey promptly steers off a cliff). Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This month's theme is Hindsight is 20/20 which is all about revisiting movies from our past to see how they stand up. Our first film is a trip in the way back machine to 1996 where we watch Wish Upon A Star, learn about the origins of Death Note, and also what IMDB kinks this film fulfills! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

The gang gets confused about carnival folk, string pulling games, local carnival related politics, and WHY IS GARY BUSEY IN CLOWN MAKEUP? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

A soundtrack that rivals Blade (according to one person), everyone's favorite Highlander, and enough softcore to make it the perfect Thanksgiving movie tradition. This week the gang explores 1999's Beowulf. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week Casey cuts more than 40 minutes of "Umm ackshually"s from Jay, Dave asks too many questions, and for once we don't rip on a child actor! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

The gang revisits an old classic to kick off Bookworm month. This prompts Casey to change her rap name to Nikki Melange. Gold star to Dave for only a few "Um, actually" comments. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave discovers the origin of furries from this film, Casey falls for Muggsy Bogues, and Jay proves that if it's his chance, he'll do a dance for that Space Jam. Alright. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we watch a gory version of space Power Rangers with a touch of Seinfeld. This is either REALLY going to be our thing or REALLY NOT. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Cannon Films try to get serious this week with a film based on a very serious book named The Space Vampires. Better name? Worse? Does the gang abide? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we fuel Jay's inner child with one of his favorite films from that Era. Larry Miller throws his back out carrying this film, guess Hulk was too busy in a tanning bed to read the script🤷‍♀️ Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Scott Adkins slaps his way through Ho Chi Minh City leaving Casey drooling, Dave confused, and Jay begging for a sequel. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Listen to us end the month watching the listener choice to drool over Sean Connery, have fun with chemical weapons, and try to make sense of star studded Nic Cage films. Visit us online: Https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave admits he's familiar with Nic Cage's vinegar strokes, Jay never beats the train, and Casey is taking the cage approach to gambling. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Nic Cage's best performance, according to the man himself, leaves the Cinema divided. Special guest El Camino demanding to go outside. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Coming in hot for season 6 we start with a month focused on a Founding Father of Shitty Cinema, Nicolas Cage! This week we watch Con Air and discuss too many cooks, Casey calling bs on a pregnancy, and a site even more contentious than 4chan... the IMDB goofs section. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

On this episode we speculate about The Terminator's relationship to Mortal Engines, talk about cities eating cities, and Casey gives Hugo Weaving a new nickname. Reminder that Shitty Cinema is off for August and we will see you all again in September with a new season! Visit us online: Https://shittycinema.com Https://Facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Https://instagram.com/Casey.cinema

Dave gives his take on Simon and Garfunkel's career choices, Jay serenades Casey with his would you watch it again, and Casey promotes her 'Casey 4 Beatty 2023' campaign. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we learn Taron Egerton's name, Jamie Foxx doesn't understand the labor of arrow making, and that this movie grows up it definitely wants to be Batman. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

In this weeks blockblister we try to figure out how this film lost 90 MILLION dollars when it had the holy trinity of action: Frank Langella and both of Geena Davis' boobs. How does that work out to killing pirate films for eight years? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Does anyone know what Bradley Cooper's ancestors have done? Aren't we still allowed to fear him just cause? Also we watched a blockblister of a movie. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Jesse joins us as Casey explores the sexy night antics of Sylvester Stallone as he joins with Estelle Getty who triggers all of Dave's boundaries. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

David Carradine gives a performance, Cynthia Rothrock tries to tone it down around everyone else, and Chad McQueen missed his calling as a pizza boy. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Two unhinged partners get the go ahead from their captain to blast, slap ass, and be crass in this cult classic. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we treat ourselves to a bonus chance to be petty in life after death! Would you clock in post mortem just for payback? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

An Irish Van Damme enthusiast rescues the only woman in town from the Boy Zone, help a wizard win a bet, and put the local mob out of business. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we try to figure out if the bad guys are really the bad guys, why the Doctor doesn't just sonic her way out of this, and how long is appropriate to hide when your friends are being murdered. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave thinks that Michael Caine has a thing or two to learn from Lindsey Lohan, Jay considers if Roger Moore can get it or not, and Casey can't get Michael Moore choking himself out of her head. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Joan Crawford tries to adopt an adult child in England. Once again, they treat her like it's her first rodeo. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We finally watch the Whoopi Goldberg masterpiece Theodore Rex, a film about the past set in a future where society's main priority is bringing trash pandas back from extinction. The billionaires who have been manipulating everyone (what? Impossible!) are trying to start an ice age. Only a puppet and cyborg Whoopi Goldberg can save us. Check out this weeks episode so Dave doesn't tell you to suck eggs! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

In this week's historically accurate masterpiece we talk the origins of sangria, how close is too close to a priest when consummating your marriage, and the pros and cons of being dosed by said priest. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we lament that Jurassic Hunt doesn't have enough Rambo vs. raptors, complain about wimpy dino-bites and pterodactyl pigeons, and fall in love with an eclectic collection of characters while wondering why dino pee has become a theme. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we talk Spielberg sex bots, dino squirts, and baaaad parenting. Ya know, that sentence might make more sense when you listen. Probably. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Kicking us out of our prehysteria, the Velocipastor reminds us that you don't need a big budget to please these three idiots on the podcast (take note Spielberg). Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Is Eric Roberts the hardest working man in Hollywood? Do Hallmark movies think parents are just around to further the plot? Who are we supposed to be rooting for? Join us as we argue over exactly how much money it would take us to get passionately kissed by Eric Roberts while fake sleeping. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Back to back movies with Mark Blankenfield playing a comedic take of a public domain character. We try to figure out what exactly the metaphor is, who is the real bad-man, and Jay makes a startling confession. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema