Shitty Cinema

This film adaptation of what look and sound like dime store super villains leaves the gang wondering what exactly is in Abe Sapien's kindle. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The gang wonders if there is any videogame movie The Rock wouldn't improve, who really is the bad guy in all of this, and why didn't they film the whole movie fps? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Throw out your pillow, you won't be sleeping on this classic anymore! The gang is blown away by this Van Damme twin mix 'em up, with a twist of bath house etiquette. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This weird American adaptation of Doctor Who raises more questions than it answers, but then again, when have you ever seen David Tennant do the splits? We'll wait.... Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Hard Target educates us on New Orleans open intox rules: see something, smash something! Just watch out for all of the slow motion birds! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Kicking off (yas puns) the best month of the year is our favorite over cast and underrated video game film starring SC darling JCVD. Can Casey keep it together? Important listen for Etsy shop owners, we have needs not being met! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Did you ever consider that maybe, JUST MAYBE if you were as drunk as Bob Hoskins in this film you might think it was good? No, because you were just thinking about yourself. And your liver. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Marky Mark has a funk in his bunch and refuses to take his shirt off. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

It's aliens vs. sailors in this action adventure that won't leave you SORRY that you sunk my BATTLESHIP. Do you get it? Huh? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Juice finds out that funnels are tools not just for buttchugging, Casey sends Jay to Dacascos conversion therapy, and Dave is obsessed with the villain. Classic Shitty Cinema. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Find out if this wire fu video game adaptation lives up to the source material, the jiggle physics, and most importantly, would we watch it again? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What happens when you take 3 out of 4 members of En Vouge and get them back together for a holiday concert? Nothing. Absolutely nothing, like cinematic Flexiril. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

In what feels a bit like a German sex doll commercial (we see you David Hasslehoff), Sabrina the Teenage Witch tries to seal the deal with the oldest and most wooden of the Camden kids from 7th Heaven. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

In an attempt to be meta, Lifetime instead makes a burn book of holiday cringe that causes very real pain for all of us. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Mrs. Claus escapes to Las Vegas to muck up a child's Christmas wish by trying to organize a holiday bang bus for her mom. God I wish I was making that up.

What would you get if you crossed Code Red Mountain Dew and a camera? This Vin Diesel master class of being a gen x edgelord, that's what!

While this is billed as a spy film, we can't help but wonder if this is really more of a peeping tom motion picture. While Cosby creeps us out, the Oracle (yes, THAT oracle) kills it!

Special guest Chase sits in for Juice while we ponder life's big questions: who shaved Kristen Stewart, the number of Kegels you would have to perform to keep a tampon in when punched by Ronda Rousey, and would Casey buy a bullet proof granny bra?

A very special episode featuring a very special guest, Ashley. We ask ourselves, would our mothers be attracted to David Hasselhoff?

Thish week we shee the film that made shir Shean Connery quit hish day job.

Will this seminal (intended) film get 4 votes for watching it again, or will it be three on one (also intended, duh)?

What was intended to be a lighthearted film ended up dividing a cinema on a highly sensitive subject... Canals: gross or disgusting?

John Travolta rope-a-dopes some nuclear warheads from the government and then rope-a-dopes Christian Slater until Christian slater rope-a-dopes John by rope-a-doping a nuclear warhead into John's sternum. Rope-a-dope.

This mean girls rendition of the flash reminds us why blood is thicker than water, and protein shakes are thicker than blood! Yum!

Adam Sandler places race roulette and we all lose. He should have kept his Louisiana receipt!

This unholy peanut butter and pickle sandwich of a film begs for you to take the tiniest taste... throw in some 007 and the Avatar we'll bite!

Thanos mumbles his way through this supernatural western making us wonder two things: What the hell is he saying and how much money does John Malkovich owe on back taxes?

For our 100th episode we watch one of the all-time-great bad movies, The Room. Grab a spoon and mix together some scotch and vodka while we argue over exactly where our hero is from.

Comin at Ya is in 3D, and there are three D's on this episode. Coincidence? I think not!

What's better than one MacGyver? How about two, but one of them is an elderly USSR defector? You don't want that? We didn't either, but this is what Jay brought this week on Shitty Cinema!

Dave nerds out so hard in this episode that he might start a Stargate podcast. Please help us stage an intervention.

Michelle Yeoh can be the captain of our ship anytime, even if she's evil! Also this week we learned to never get high with Clint Howard

Remember the lovable TGIF series? It's kind of the same thing, only if it turned 16, started listening to Black Veil Brides, and hated you for no reason.

M. Night Shyamalan's ultimate plot twist: take a beloved anime known for its well developed characters and refuse to develop them! Brilliant!

One part heist, one part farce, one part music video, one part... oh hell who cares, this is a slow motion train wreck with a fedora on.

If you ask me, based on the visual horror that is the CGI in this film, I would have rated this film R!

Legend has it that that there is a plot somewhere between the gratuitous nudity, but you have to look really HARD.

Bazookas, blow up dolls, and babes. I know what you're thinking, the only thing that could round this out is a contaminated cancer snake exploding out of the toilet!

Is this a parody? Is this serious? Do you think people with gym bodies are more likely to be killers?

The laws of god, nature, and decomposition need not apply in this unholy sequel no one asked for!

What could nullify the sexiness of 5 Playboy playmates, Erik Estrada, and a bunch of cool gadgets? If you answered 3 Mr. Miyagi sex scenes... then you'd be oddly specific and correct!

What do you get when you cross an opium addicted master, a pervy student, and two bad ass sisters? A kick ass kung fu film if you can over look a little ghostly molestation!

Monkey the Man learns monkey kung fu from a man with a pet monkey until Monkey the Man becomes the pet monkey when Monkey see, Monkey do!

Imagine a future where everything is a warehouse and the only hope for man kind is an evil femme-bot, Bolo Yeung, and the Tae Bo guy... think you can hack it?

The Gang joins Juice for his maiden voyage of a Shitty Cinema classic, and ask the tough questions like: three boobs or one big middle one?

What do you get when you combine a fake blind woman, lots of jug wine, a dwarf with a blowgun, a cross-eyed kung fu witch, and cats? We try to figure that out on this episode!

This abomination finds unique ways to terrify each member of the gang, and trust me, you'll never look at Sir Ian McKellen the same again.

Some would argue the shadow of Will Smith's wang is the best part of the film... and some would argue otherwise and be wrong.

Will we ever get sick of watching Tim Cruise run? Is this Russell Crow's cry for help? And why don't we incarcerate more people with mercury?

Dave puts to bed the old argument, who looks better naked: Olivia Munn or Arnold Schwarzenegger? (no spoilers!)