Shitty Cinema

This week on Stream Roulette we girl boss our way through a beautiful Morrocan landscape and that's the nicest thing we can say about movie. Tubi, DO YOU TELL ANYONE NO EVER? Special thank you to our newest Patreon Toby: thanks to you less of our episodes will sound like this one! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week, we aspire to be so good at fighting that we can dress like a Joestar. And while this film has a great starter side character energy, it still leaves us with burning questions: Will Bolo ever go topless in this film? Couldn't that fix the riff between him and his brother? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This was slated to be our longest episode ever, but we instead cut down the anti Martin Short talk to 1%, thus leaving a regular length episode. Casey hates the decision. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave and Jay delight in ruining yet another baby Casey heart throb. We talk about why some perverts shouldn't make movies and what in tarnation Lance Henrickson is doing in this film. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we really are trying to pay attention to the movie, but the weird family dynamics between a boy mom and her oldest Brian take us to a turf almost 2 tuff 2 tread. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE GO TO JAIL RIGHT NOW. It's fine. It's fine, we can make it through an entire podcast without calling Chris Hanson , right? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

March brings stormy weather and feelings to the cinema. Driving us further apart are these hotly debated topics: 1994's Powder, head cannons, and hot pudding. maybe that will make more sense after you listen. Maybe it wont'. Let us know your pudding feelings online. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Will we close this holiest of Van Dammeuary's with a split sighting finally? Or will we drive ourselves mad searching? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Though this is Van Dammeuary we do figure out how much a back alley Nic Caging costs (hint: you might be surprised), Vivica A. Fox's hot flash schedule, what it is like to thirst trap a funeral, and how you know your side piece is a keeper. Visit us online: https:// shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we can all agree that licking your bosses blood is poor office etiquette. Kill 'Em All 2 is 42 percent Mentos frolicking. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

It's TIME! Shitty Cinema's favorite month of the year is here and we kick it off with Darkness of Man. Come for the questions about splits, stay for the Mentos moment, and of course beware Casey's Corner. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://intagram.com/casey.cinema

This week the gang doesn't get indoctrinated, but Casey will not HEAR of anyone calling WeeHawk messy. Rotoscope, Frank Reynolds as Frodo Baggins, and a rotten Rasputin, what more could you ask for in a film? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we dive into the Sword and Cheeks genre featuring twins David and Peter Paul again. Casey spends some time ranking various sets of Paul brothers, we speculate about what a goose would do inside of a Paul body, and can you even take a villain seriously if he cannot manage crying and driving at the same time? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we talk the ultimate cabbie, the bully to gym teacher pipeline, and much more. Bring some binoculars because we are also on the prowl for some birds 🐦 Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This month we double our pleasure AND fun with Double Trouble starring our two new favorite twins. Do we love an odd couple? Obviously. Will we ever find out what happened to the kitten in this movie? As Casey always points out in movies older than 30 it's probably dead now. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Shitty Cinema does Christmas (late)! Is this a less romantic version of Point Break? Is WWE Productions just lifetime for the emotionally unavailable? Will Dave ever stop evading tough questions about rusty musical instruments? Avoid your family to find out. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

When your career is in the toilet and you are couch surfing, don't forge that sometimes you just need gas station drugs to turn your art around! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Crouching wizard, definitely out-in-the-open nipple... this week's episode can only be described using a word salad, so bring a fork baby. And if you see an open set, you can just start filming a movie there... it's probably not illegal! (Our attorneys advised us to remind everyone this is not legal advice as though you would take legal advice from a few jokers whose podcast centers on toilet humor) Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we dive deep into Vin Diesel's OC. How does his D&D character fare in this movie? We all try to impersonate him to find out. Plus, Dave wishes he could be a witch just to make his messy house look clean, Casey discovers her feelings about Vin Diesel with a mohawk and beard, and Jay is jealous nobody wants to make a movie out of his favorite D&D character. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Neil Breen's green screen dreams won't make you feel unclean, but we're calling PETA on his tiger queen. Listen to figure out what that means? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Will Dave use his secret Google to find out about Tom Laughlin's foot phalanges? Will he ever get over his fear of community theater nerds? And most importantly, who hurt him? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

New Cinemite drinking game: every time Casey screams "Gimli" or refers to Chuck Norris' "shit sweat" take a drink. Sit and liksten as we process Dave's selection this week. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave learns another important IMDB tags lesson while Jay and Casey learn that a real Chilean dentist doesn't kick you in the chest to remove a loose tooth. Who knew? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Fred Ward dazzles us in the most blue jean badass way possible: killing dozens of construction workers at a national monument. We assume that our founding fathers wipe away a tear of approval. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Sometimes you have to read the IMDB tags on a movie to find out what kind of Canadian debauchery we've gotten ourselves into. And by you, we mean Dave, because he's got good insurance. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we see Jason Statham over stimulated, and over Milo Ventimiglia's awful date ideas. While we love a whimsical Tucci everyone is going to need to donate to Jason Statham's solid food fund. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

While watching this film Casey is reminded of the "Where's My Money Bitch Holes" on the Price is Right, Dave refuses to believe that this isn't a student project that scored Eric Roberts, and Jay falls in love with an unlikely person. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Jay and Casey try to make a compliment sandwich but struggle when the only filling is this shit film. Dave loses his mind of the lack of poker playing and Justin Timberlake's performance is almost as captivating as a yeast infection. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week SHO NUFF we celebrate an amazing SHO NUFF milestone thanks to all of our list-SHO NUFF-eners and Patreons for lending us their ears. Happy 300th SHO NUFF episode sweet cinemites, we love you SHO NUFF! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Tommy B and Billy in the jungle trees, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes capture, then comes Tommy minus a finger and 8 movies! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

The only thing more furious than the driving this week is Casey's rage for the utter disregard for physics. Tied with Dave's bad Vin Diesel impersonation. Where' Jay you ask? Just checking out the tailpipe of a Buick Skysomethingorother... Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Shitty Cinema is back with season 7! This week, Casey discovers her dream job, Dave is skeptical of your Godzilla expert credentials, and Jay dreams of Raymond Burr? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Have you ever been diagnosed with BEPTSD (Black Eyed Peas Traumatic Scene Disorder) after being exposed to Garfield: The Movie between the year 2004 and present day? You may be entitled to some compensation. Listen to this episode to feel worse... Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we get sold on eight times the amount of toys with SUPERIOR ULTRAMAN 8 BROTHERS! Are we about to become fan boys (and buy all the toys) or will we decide to pass on the family reunion? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We love a long weekend at Storm Shadow's, Jay longs for the more flamboyant days of GI Joe, and we ALL stan Lee Byun Hyun! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we watched something that made us ask ourselves... can you poop in the Fantastic Four suits? Do you ask for permission or forgiveness? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We end the month on another Sho Kasugi favorite 😍. Casey is ready to make it Rain, Dave demands a sequel, and Jay gives preferential treatement to tracers in SOME ninja films and not others 😑 Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

ARE YOU VOTING SCOTT ADKINS FOR BATMAN 2024? You should be according to Casey this week! This might be an Adkins podcast now. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we learn what kitchen items can be implemented in your ninja practice and that Dave has been keeping track of nipples the whole time! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Casey throws baseless allegations like ninja stars (with her feet), Dave can't find a lick of German in any accents, and Jany's inner retriever wants a tennis ball. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/sh.ttycinema

The first fifteen minutes of this film end up occupying a disproportionate amount of our time, we talk about having a good ninja rock,and we love to see us the ultimate ninja Sho Kasugi! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week Jay tries to justify his love of his favorite copaganda film and Dave helps. Meanwhile, Casey is left wondering why there is so much Rob Schneider on this podcast. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

In a month of "um akshuallys" Casey finally gets her turn as we watch this live action adaptation of the anime. Dave calls shenanigans on all the characters and Jay just wants to be a ninja with silverware. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week is Hell week, literally. We talk clipping through a Sheen, our favorite clown, and Jay "um ackshually's" Dave into a corner. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we get a star studded cast, a multi-panel STD test, and a handful of logistical zombie love questions. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We wonder why more of our clothing doesn't have the "oops I ate too much chips and salsa" belly holes that the Green Knight has on his costume. Is it because Daddy didn't love us enough? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave brings us his favorite way to read a classic: Jackie Chan style. Can cameos save this film are are there too many cooks? Find out today! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We decide what Faygo property Jeremy Renner would be, how many ants would live in a candy house, and Jay begs for a Hansel and Gretel cereal (or is it serial?). Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we try to parse fact from reality in Christmas Evil. Is Santa real? Is he giving mom foreplay for Christmas?! Will Patricia Richardson slap your kids? Find out now! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

In this episode we watch 1991's Showdown In Little Tokyo starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, and Tia Carrera. Casey violently rejects Dolph Lundgren, Dave demonstrates his advanced degree in physics, and Jay can't stop obsessing over how they kill the villain. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema