Fully Functional Parents

And who cares about pop culture? Davey’s parents!

It’s gut season, listen to our plan to change that!

And do drug addicts want to be in Corporate America?!

FFP parties hard with our amazing wonderful friends!!

Armie Hammer, what the heck, man?!

Gross public personal hygiene!!

And string cheese. And not apologizing!

Ranting about the Times again!

It’s actually a very good song!

Renters are the worst!!

And who has time to dust??

Lots of music talk!!

Who wants to go to Lily Dale?! And cops lie!!

And can you believe we are adults?!

David’s self conscious! But he has no mucus!!

And they’re in cars!!

And Alan Cummings is the British Pee Wee Herman!?

We’re saddened by this country, let our light hearted banter take over your minds!!

I didn’t leave the house all day!!

Lessons on leadership!! And the Waterboys!!! Heart heart heart!!!

Listen to us work it out!!

And we are human! We’re just good at hiding it!

Archives!! Put the food back where you got it from!!

David watched the weirdest shit with his parents! And my grandpa loved ginger ale!

And sometimes six with our buddy bud Eddie!! A triple episode!!

And studying Guano with my Aunt, a fake scientist!

Archival footage!!

I go to another development event! And I can’t hack it!!

And other topical news!!

And this year, we’ll report back on Dublin!!

No way am I getting David anything!!

Don’t tell the record labels but we listen to covers a lot on this episode. Deal with it! Don’t shut us down!!

So many themes cause who doesn’t love a theme!!

And diss songs. We don’t get it!!

To buy candy!!

We’re going to dig into our past and let you listen to all of our archives! Here’s an oldie, but a goodie!

It was Cooper’s fault! And Donald Trump lets us eat cake!

It’s everywhere!!! And so are cars the color of diarrhea?!

Collecting crap! And are we living in the B cut of the movie Dave?!

The bane of our existence! And our kid is getting married in 8 years? And my dad, the hibachi chef?!

And I can’t stop laughing about you hearing us load the dishwasher, so I left it in! And bread pudding is not made by dumping juice on bread!!

Rerun Saturday! The lowest form of communication!

And more tales from Corporate America: pissing everywhere!!

And if you ain’t wearing titanium, it ain’t real!!

And wanna buy a pretzel shaped like the Statue of Liberty? It may be all we have left of liberty in this country!

Should I just buy bigger pants? Is that giving in and I just need to exercise more!? And being revealed as a crazy cat lady!

And work that thing outta your teeth!! (A rerun cause the Bills lost and I don’t feel like talking to anyone.)

A double episode weekend special! Because David knows what our Bills must do. And some sad news about David’s favorite hobby…

We argue about dozing off while lying in bed. Boy, you’re gonna be happy to listen to this!

The freak out when the snow comes!! And teens driving!