Fully Functional Parents

An epic wedding weekend that our kid doesn’t realize was a lot of stress!!

And we’re going to a wedding!!

Tie your shoes!

And need a sleep counter? Me too!

What??

The Archives! I hate kid concerts. And why won’t David go on a survival course with me?

Is this episode about the Gin Blossoms? Definitely not! (Affairs and cologne!)

The band! And no, we won’t text with our kids!

Torpedoes and big tonsils!!

And Bill’s naked feet!! (Rerun Saturday!)

And the thing every human hates!! Every human!

And live in a commune with us?!

And Mr. Trump, Bring back homemade Halloween!!

And David’s French relatives!!

And other potpourri!!

Surprises are good, you nimrods!

Damn, I love a run in the dark! And don’t try to understand how the moon even works!!

Morning talk!

Music and our pasts!

And my nickname!!

And no sleepovers for me!

The Archives: Summer of ‘69!!

Bills Game, Elevators, Cookies!!

And self help books and Sting!

What David does on his Lunch break!

A rerun with bonus big balls!!

The dumbest invention ever?!

A special Saturday episode!

Morning Talk!

And stop being Rothchildish!!

A rerun!! Doi!! Cause I’ve known Emilie for years now!!

And uma uma uma!!

Some dumb tales of life! Don’t get excited!

How many surgeries we will have for the rest of our lives?!

Our boy is a freshman?! And we’re going to open a shop!!

And the Buffalo Bills stole it!!

And why are you drinking that soda?? You fool!

The best new gameshow?!

And we divulge our favorite music!!

Bizarre! Gross! A hoot!!

And hiding your messing around on your phone at work!

But I do appreciate community service!!

And spoiler alert: happy Gilmore 2!!!

Toilet paper!!

Who is more vain than me? Not David!

Lots of rage! Be prepared !

The resolution of the cliffhanger!

The reveal: tomorrow!!

Stop whining! Get to work! Do it well!!

Maybe! Maybe we did!!