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Donald the Doodler!

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And stop being Rothchildish!!

Sep 9, 202523 min

Killing Bunnies for Dinner! And Fighting Over Shotgun!

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A rerun!! Doi!! Cause I’ve known Emilie for years now!!

Sep 7, 202512 min

The Thing That Bonds Us: Total Recall!!

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And uma uma uma!!

Sep 5, 202518 min

Stupid and Trivial!!

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Some dumb tales of life! Don’t get excited!

Sep 4, 202517 min

Getting Old! And Anesthetized!!

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How many surgeries we will have for the rest of our lives?!

Aug 28, 202513 min

Starting High School and BluePlate Special!!

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Our boy is a freshman?! And we’re going to open a shop!!

Aug 26, 202516 min

An Atlas to Bill’s Brain!

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And the Buffalo Bills stole it!!

Aug 23, 202513 min

Interesting Thoughts vs Good Ideas!

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And why are you drinking that soda?? You fool!

Aug 20, 202521 min

What’s In Your Bag?!

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The best new gameshow?!

Aug 18, 202519 min

Stop Being So Nice, You Monster!!

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And we divulge our favorite music!!

Aug 14, 202524 min

The Commodore’s Ball!

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Bizarre! Gross! A hoot!!

Aug 13, 202512 min

Don’t Worry, Ma’am, I’ll Put Away Your Cart!

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And hiding your messing around on your phone at work!

Aug 12, 202511 min

I Am NOT Part of the Bills Mafia!

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But I do appreciate community service!!

Aug 11, 202511 min

We Write an After School Special: Survival of the Fittest!

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And spoiler alert: happy Gilmore 2!!!

Aug 8, 202519 min

No, Charmin! We Won’t Enjoy the Go!

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Toilet paper!!

Aug 6, 202511 min

A Vain Off!

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Who is more vain than me? Not David!

Aug 5, 202512 min

Ellen DeGeneres and Teenagers: You’re Canceled!!

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Lots of rage! Be prepared !

Aug 4, 202518 min

That Last Pickle!

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The resolution of the cliffhanger!

Aug 1, 202513 min

Oh! That’s What “Indoor Yard Work” Means! And a cliffhanger!!

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The reveal: tomorrow!!

Jul 31, 202510 min

The Meditations Of Marcus Arnold Aurelius Schwarzenegger!!

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Stop whining! Get to work! Do it well!!

Jul 29, 202516 min

Did We Just Win Powerball?!

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Maybe! Maybe we did!!

Jul 28, 20258 min

I See What You’re Watching!

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And other stuff seen on a plane!! Sexy Zodiac! And Blow your nose!!

Jul 25, 20259 min

Penis Bibs! and Taking a Limo to Red Lobster!

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I’m on a business trip so I’m posting old episodes! Deal with it! And this is a good one!

Jul 22, 202511 min

Torturing Teachers and Roommates!

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Archives! And Bubble Gum Bubble Gum in a dish- again!!

Jul 19, 202515 min

Lick the Drip!! and Weighted Vests??

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Scooping the cream and bone health!

Jul 17, 202513 min

A Frank Lloyd Wright Masterpiece! and On the Air with Bill Burns!!

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No editing here!!

Jul 16, 202518 min

Parenting: The Musical (Dinner Theater!)

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To be performed at Bobby Js! see you there!!

Jul 14, 202512 min

Being Forced to Eat Coleslaw at a Buffalo Bills Tailgate?!

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The archives! David can’t shake his fear!

Jul 13, 20259 min

Generated Perfect Thoughts: Putting the GPT in ChatGPT

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Bunch of really boring topics – I push back on bad work jokes, we fret about our kid and his engagement with ChatGPT.

Jul 11, 202513 min

WAG! Of Coach Dave!

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And OJ approved?! What are you thinking?!

Jul 9, 202513 min

I AM Ina Garten! ??

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And David’s reformed!

Jul 7, 202519 min

You Think You’re Having A Bad Day at Work?!

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Go to Whole Foods and talk to Sarah in the deli! And take a compliment!

Jul 4, 202516 min

The Shame of Watching Sally Jessy Raphael!

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Rerun week continues! And we feel guilty for laughing along to women who don’t know their babies fathers! And David’s Dads Golf Balls!

Jul 3, 202515 min

Greasy Skin, Thinning Hair! Let’s Try Steroids! Together!

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An archived episode! We recorded this while we were in London in 2023! 2023!!

Jul 1, 202510 min

Marco Polo Is Sick of the Name Calling!

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And I am too!

Jun 27, 202512 min

DWI: David Lies to Me! By Omission!!

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Crocs again! And nails in fingers!

Jun 26, 202512 min

I’m Going to Crush Davey Like Famke Would! Between My Thighs!

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Top 100 lists of all time: who cares?!

Jun 24, 202513 min

EMDR: It Worked For Miley, It Can Work For You!

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And we had another party with our friends!!!

Jun 23, 202515 min

David’s Mouth Guitar!

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My favorite episode! And ask me for the video of David performing- I have one!!

Jun 20, 202510 min

Lyric Lowdown: Blinded by the Light!

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Public bathrooms and long haul truckers!

Jun 19, 202513 min

For Katie! The Most Thankless Job Ever!

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Chair of the school fundraiser!

Jun 18, 202515 min

A Beer Run in College!

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An Oldie but a Goodie!

Jun 17, 202512 min

Toupee for Today!

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Our next business opportunity!

Jun 16, 202517 min

Priests: The Marrying Kind?!

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Arrowheads everywhere!!

Jun 13, 202511 min

Chopped Liver! Gefilte Fish! Culinary Delights!!

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An oldie but goodie cause we’ve been too busy to be funny!!

Jun 12, 202516 min

Aaron’s Decluttering Tip!

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Collectibles!

Jun 10, 202519 min

The Archives! I’m A Dollar Bill: Disney’s Next Big Hit!

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And save those dollars! You don’t need to buy things!!

Jun 7, 202516 min

Cut Your Fingernails!

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And I’m looking at your thumb!!

Jun 6, 202520 min

Anxiety! The Pledge of Allegiance! Monika!

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Not funny but it’s something!

Jun 5, 202522 min

Sweaty in Public?’ How Rude!

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And a big ass bag under my eye?!

Jun 3, 202513 min