Fully Functional Parents
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7 Minutes in Heaven! Ever Been In A Closet?!
EAnd no sleepovers for me!
Hey Bryan Adams, WE Know What This Song is About!
EThe Archives: Summer of ‘69!!
Strangers!!
EBills Game, Elevators, Cookies!!
She’s a Monster: Episode 689: Kid Birthday Parties!
EAnd self help books and Sting!
Spoiler Alert: A Tomothy Hanks Film!
EWhat David does on his Lunch break!
The Birth of Julieann Moore!!
EA rerun with bonus big balls!!
Business Cards: What Are They Good For?
EThe dumbest invention ever?!
BO! you know it!
EA special Saturday episode!
Happy Birthday To ME! ME! ME!!
EMorning Talk!
Donald the Doodler!
EAnd stop being Rothchildish!!
Killing Bunnies for Dinner! And Fighting Over Shotgun!
EA rerun!! Doi!! Cause I’ve known Emilie for years now!!
The Thing That Bonds Us: Total Recall!!
EAnd uma uma uma!!
Stupid and Trivial!!
ESome dumb tales of life! Don’t get excited!
Getting Old! And Anesthetized!!
EHow many surgeries we will have for the rest of our lives?!
Starting High School and BluePlate Special!!
EOur boy is a freshman?! And we’re going to open a shop!!
An Atlas to Bill’s Brain!
EAnd the Buffalo Bills stole it!!
Interesting Thoughts vs Good Ideas!
EAnd why are you drinking that soda?? You fool!
What’s In Your Bag?!
EThe best new gameshow?!
Stop Being So Nice, You Monster!!
EAnd we divulge our favorite music!!
The Commodore’s Ball!
EBizarre! Gross! A hoot!!
Don’t Worry, Ma’am, I’ll Put Away Your Cart!
EAnd hiding your messing around on your phone at work!
I Am NOT Part of the Bills Mafia!
EBut I do appreciate community service!!
We Write an After School Special: Survival of the Fittest!
EAnd spoiler alert: happy Gilmore 2!!!
No, Charmin! We Won’t Enjoy the Go!
EToilet paper!!
A Vain Off!
EWho is more vain than me? Not David!
Ellen DeGeneres and Teenagers: You’re Canceled!!
ELots of rage! Be prepared !
That Last Pickle!
EThe resolution of the cliffhanger!
Oh! That’s What “Indoor Yard Work” Means! And a cliffhanger!!
EThe reveal: tomorrow!!
The Meditations Of Marcus Arnold Aurelius Schwarzenegger!!
EStop whining! Get to work! Do it well!!
Did We Just Win Powerball?!
EMaybe! Maybe we did!!
I See What You’re Watching!
EAnd other stuff seen on a plane!! Sexy Zodiac! And Blow your nose!!
Penis Bibs! and Taking a Limo to Red Lobster!
EI’m on a business trip so I’m posting old episodes! Deal with it! And this is a good one!
Torturing Teachers and Roommates!
EArchives! And Bubble Gum Bubble Gum in a dish- again!!
Lick the Drip!! and Weighted Vests??
EScooping the cream and bone health!
A Frank Lloyd Wright Masterpiece! and On the Air with Bill Burns!!
ENo editing here!!
Parenting: The Musical (Dinner Theater!)
ETo be performed at Bobby Js! see you there!!
Being Forced to Eat Coleslaw at a Buffalo Bills Tailgate?!
EThe archives! David can’t shake his fear!
Generated Perfect Thoughts: Putting the GPT in ChatGPT
EBunch of really boring topics – I push back on bad work jokes, we fret about our kid and his engagement with ChatGPT.
WAG! Of Coach Dave!
EAnd OJ approved?! What are you thinking?!
I AM Ina Garten! ??
EAnd David’s reformed!
You Think You’re Having A Bad Day at Work?!
EGo to Whole Foods and talk to Sarah in the deli! And take a compliment!
The Shame of Watching Sally Jessy Raphael!
ERerun week continues! And we feel guilty for laughing along to women who don’t know their babies fathers! And David’s Dads Golf Balls!
Greasy Skin, Thinning Hair! Let’s Try Steroids! Together!
EAn archived episode! We recorded this while we were in London in 2023! 2023!!
Marco Polo Is Sick of the Name Calling!
EAnd I am too!
DWI: David Lies to Me! By Omission!!
ECrocs again! And nails in fingers!
I’m Going to Crush Davey Like Famke Would! Between My Thighs!
ETop 100 lists of all time: who cares?!
EMDR: It Worked For Miley, It Can Work For You!
EAnd we had another party with our friends!!!
David’s Mouth Guitar!
EMy favorite episode! And ask me for the video of David performing- I have one!!
Lyric Lowdown: Blinded by the Light!
EPublic bathrooms and long haul truckers!
For Katie! The Most Thankless Job Ever!
EChair of the school fundraiser!