Fully Functional Parents

And the thing every human hates!! Every human!

And live in a commune with us?!

And Mr. Trump, Bring back homemade Halloween!!

And David’s French relatives!!

And other potpourri!!

Surprises are good, you nimrods!

Damn, I love a run in the dark! And don’t try to understand how the moon even works!!

Morning talk!

Music and our pasts!

And my nickname!!

And no sleepovers for me!

The Archives: Summer of ‘69!!

Bills Game, Elevators, Cookies!!

And self help books and Sting!

What David does on his Lunch break!

A rerun with bonus big balls!!

The dumbest invention ever?!

A special Saturday episode!

Morning Talk!

And stop being Rothchildish!!

A rerun!! Doi!! Cause I’ve known Emilie for years now!!

And uma uma uma!!

Some dumb tales of life! Don’t get excited!

How many surgeries we will have for the rest of our lives?!

Our boy is a freshman?! And we’re going to open a shop!!

And the Buffalo Bills stole it!!

And why are you drinking that soda?? You fool!

The best new gameshow?!

And we divulge our favorite music!!

Bizarre! Gross! A hoot!!

And hiding your messing around on your phone at work!

But I do appreciate community service!!

And spoiler alert: happy Gilmore 2!!!

Toilet paper!!

Who is more vain than me? Not David!

Lots of rage! Be prepared !

The resolution of the cliffhanger!

The reveal: tomorrow!!

Stop whining! Get to work! Do it well!!

Maybe! Maybe we did!!

And other stuff seen on a plane!! Sexy Zodiac! And Blow your nose!!

I’m on a business trip so I’m posting old episodes! Deal with it! And this is a good one!

Archives! And Bubble Gum Bubble Gum in a dish- again!!

Scooping the cream and bone health!

No editing here!!

To be performed at Bobby Js! see you there!!

The archives! David can’t shake his fear!

Bunch of really boring topics – I push back on bad work jokes, we fret about our kid and his engagement with ChatGPT.

And OJ approved?! What are you thinking?!

And David’s reformed!