Fully Functional Parents

Archival footage! Cause it’s vacation!!

Squandered potential!!

What a pain in the ass!

And sometimes it was hard and lonely!

And be a Tom, not a Fredo!

And midget mayhem?!

And living in a cold climate!! Tom and Jerry’s for all!!

The only thing worth saving?!

And ?!

We love you, you frozen icy tundra!!

A Sunday special!

License plates too!

TMI time too!!

Wtf Elizabeth Berkeley?!9

Wayne Newton! Buffets! Cabanas! Join us next year!

And the Weather Channel!

An empathy?

And don’t see Materialists!!

Too bad you didn’t come, it was fantastic!

And leaf blowing blows!!

Uber! Waymo! And I learn how to read GPS!

An epic wedding weekend that our kid doesn’t realize was a lot of stress!!

And we’re going to a wedding!!

Tie your shoes!

And need a sleep counter? Me too!

What??

The Archives! I hate kid concerts. And why won’t David go on a survival course with me?

Is this episode about the Gin Blossoms? Definitely not! (Affairs and cologne!)

The band! And no, we won’t text with our kids!

Torpedoes and big tonsils!!

And Bill’s naked feet!! (Rerun Saturday!)

And the thing every human hates!! Every human!

And live in a commune with us?!

And Mr. Trump, Bring back homemade Halloween!!

And David’s French relatives!!

And other potpourri!!

Surprises are good, you nimrods!

Damn, I love a run in the dark! And don’t try to understand how the moon even works!!

Morning talk!

Music and our pasts!

And my nickname!!

And no sleepovers for me!

The Archives: Summer of ‘69!!

Bills Game, Elevators, Cookies!!

And self help books and Sting!

What David does on his Lunch break!

A rerun with bonus big balls!!

The dumbest invention ever?!

A special Saturday episode!

Morning Talk!