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If This Table Could Talk! (It’s Frat Party Day!!

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Mar 14, 202611 min

What IS Your Shoe Size, Marco Rubio?

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Potpourri – lots of dumb things that we had to catch up on! Potholes, running in the rain, Trump buying shoes for people!!

Mar 12, 202617 min

Eliot Spitzer, Howard Dean! Come Back! What You Did Wasn’t That Bad!!

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And a soup of your own filth!

Mar 7, 202618 min

Captain Obvious in Corporate America

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And giving up things for lent!

Mar 5, 202610 min

Boobs and A Dickie!

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The new business casual! And my mom doubts me!

Mar 4, 202620 min

What’s Going On, Paul Rudd? We Can Hang Out.

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And more things we didn’t know as kids. A double episode for your Saturday!

Feb 28, 202618 min

Couch Cracks!

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And music festivals and not being friends with people!

Feb 25, 202618 min

Who is the Prophet Here?

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And penises on the new Bills Stadium?!

Feb 23, 202611 min

Do Me A Solid! Don’t Say Crotch!

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And other things our parents said and did!

Feb 18, 202612 min

Hitting Roosters with Rocks!

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Like Emmanuel Clase?!

Feb 16, 20269 min

Movers! And Pockets! and Tingles!

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Archive: July 2024. Unedited because I don’t bother to edit anymore!

Feb 14, 202618 min

Flu Week!

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A classically boring episode about language and school break week!

Feb 13, 202612 min

Stop Whining! And Have a Dinner Party!

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And we’re going to invite Sandra Lee!!

Feb 9, 202620 min

Double Episode: Hot Old Men like Colin Firth!

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So many things!

Feb 7, 202625 min

Sacrificing for Kids!

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No more kid play places!

Feb 4, 202610 min

Call Your Parents! They Miss You!

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Skiing again!!

Feb 2, 202612 min

Lies Lies Lies!!

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And no kid fights!?

Jan 30, 202617 min

Have You Tried David’s Cookies?!

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Cause you should!

Jan 27, 202617 min

Yo Yo Yo! It’s MTV Raps!

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Mtv was everything!!

Jan 26, 202611 min

Idolizing Bad People!

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Anti heroes! And teaching our kids to love them too!

Jan 23, 202611 min

Virtual Learning! IS It Learning?!

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Scrappers in the bathroom!

Jan 21, 202612 min

Jealous?! We’ve Got the Best Friends!!

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And we don’t care to keep up with the Joneses!!

Jan 19, 202613 min

Burial Plots?!

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Jan 16, 202621 min

Objectively, Our Best Episode! (Go Bills!)

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No more talk radio!

Jan 14, 202610 min

Bowling is the Macadamia Nut of Sports.

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But it’s so fun!

Jan 12, 202619 min

Tooths with Roots!

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Ripping teeth out by hand!

Jan 10, 202611 min

Shame, Shame, Shame. (Shaming David for All the Wrongs!)

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And processed foods!

Jan 7, 202618 min

I Didn’t Want to See My Friend’s Mom Naked!

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And more skiing! More!’

Jan 6, 202615 min

Bravo. I went skiing.

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And New Year’s resolutions are for idiots

Jan 3, 202619 min

Skiing in … 2023?!

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Archival footage! Cause it’s vacation!!

Dec 29, 202513 min

DK Metcalf, Come On Now!!!

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Squandered potential!!

Dec 26, 202519 min

Holiday Gifts and Rick Moranis Giving Me the Tingles…

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What a pain in the ass!

Dec 24, 202515 min

We Went to College!

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And sometimes it was hard and lonely!

Dec 22, 202519 min

Stuffing Your Stocking!

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And be a Tom, not a Fredo!

Dec 19, 202512 min

Aaron’s Super Power: Seeing Farts!

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And midget mayhem?!

Dec 17, 202512 min

David’s Assessment of 4th Grade Girls: A Family Heirloom?!

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And living in a cold climate!! Tom and Jerry’s for all!!

Dec 16, 202516 min

The Pope-ener!!

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The only thing worth saving?!

Dec 15, 202511 min

What’s Your Superpower?!

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And ?!

Dec 11, 202512 min

Doubling Up with an Ode to Montreal!!

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We love you, you frozen icy tundra!!

Dec 9, 202520 min

Pickles on Trees!

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A Sunday special!

Dec 7, 20257 min

The Popomatic Bubble!

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License plates too!

Dec 5, 20259 min

Guess What I Just Did in the Shower!!

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TMI time too!!

Dec 3, 202514 min

A Showgirls Thanksgiving!

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Wtf Elizabeth Berkeley?!9

Nov 27, 202511 min

FFP VP: 2026!

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Wayne Newton! Buffets! Cabanas! Join us next year!

Nov 26, 202513 min

Hanging with Mr. Cooper!

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And the Weather Channel!

Nov 24, 202512 min

What’s for Dinner?!??

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An empathy?

Nov 20, 202511 min

Why People Retire! and More Billy Joel!!

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And don’t see Materialists!!

Nov 19, 202519 min

Friendsgiving 2025! Feed Me!!

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Too bad you didn’t come, it was fantastic!

Nov 17, 202515 min

Is Our Dog Trying to Kill Us?

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And leaf blowing blows!!

Nov 14, 20257 min

No Complaining about My Complaining!

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Uber! Waymo! And I learn how to read GPS!

Nov 12, 202517 min