Fully Functional Parents

Archive: July 2024. Unedited because I don’t bother to edit anymore!

A classically boring episode about language and school break week!

And we’re going to invite Sandra Lee!!

So many things!

No more kid play places!

Skiing again!!

And no kid fights!?

Cause you should!

Mtv was everything!!

Anti heroes! And teaching our kids to love them too!

Scrappers in the bathroom!

And we don’t care to keep up with the Joneses!!

No more talk radio!

But it’s so fun!

Ripping teeth out by hand!

And processed foods!

And more skiing! More!’

And New Year’s resolutions are for idiots

Archival footage! Cause it’s vacation!!

Squandered potential!!

What a pain in the ass!

And sometimes it was hard and lonely!

And be a Tom, not a Fredo!

And midget mayhem?!

And living in a cold climate!! Tom and Jerry’s for all!!

The only thing worth saving?!

And ?!

We love you, you frozen icy tundra!!

A Sunday special!

License plates too!

TMI time too!!

Wtf Elizabeth Berkeley?!9

Wayne Newton! Buffets! Cabanas! Join us next year!

And the Weather Channel!

An empathy?

And don’t see Materialists!!

Too bad you didn’t come, it was fantastic!

And leaf blowing blows!!

Uber! Waymo! And I learn how to read GPS!

An epic wedding weekend that our kid doesn’t realize was a lot of stress!!

And we’re going to a wedding!!

Tie your shoes!

And need a sleep counter? Me too!

What??

The Archives! I hate kid concerts. And why won’t David go on a survival course with me?

Is this episode about the Gin Blossoms? Definitely not! (Affairs and cologne!)

The band! And no, we won’t text with our kids!

Torpedoes and big tonsils!!

And Bill’s naked feet!! (Rerun Saturday!)