Fully Functional Parents

And other stuff seen on a plane!! Sexy Zodiac! And Blow your nose!!

I’m on a business trip so I’m posting old episodes! Deal with it! And this is a good one!

Archives! And Bubble Gum Bubble Gum in a dish- again!!

Scooping the cream and bone health!

No editing here!!

To be performed at Bobby Js! see you there!!

The archives! David can’t shake his fear!

Bunch of really boring topics – I push back on bad work jokes, we fret about our kid and his engagement with ChatGPT.

And OJ approved?! What are you thinking?!

And David’s reformed!

Go to Whole Foods and talk to Sarah in the deli! And take a compliment!

Rerun week continues! And we feel guilty for laughing along to women who don’t know their babies fathers! And David’s Dads Golf Balls!

An archived episode! We recorded this while we were in London in 2023! 2023!!

And I am too!

Crocs again! And nails in fingers!

Top 100 lists of all time: who cares?!

And we had another party with our friends!!!

My favorite episode! And ask me for the video of David performing- I have one!!

Public bathrooms and long haul truckers!

Chair of the school fundraiser!

An Oldie but a Goodie!

Our next business opportunity!

Arrowheads everywhere!!

An oldie but goodie cause we’ve been too busy to be funny!!

Collectibles!

And save those dollars! You don’t need to buy things!!

And I’m looking at your thumb!!

Not funny but it’s something!

And a big ass bag under my eye?!

And we went camping!

Doing good! Not well.

Clickbait: jail breaks! And innuendo that just doesn’t need to happen!

And my mom on motorcycles?! And despite what David says, Elios is horrendous!!

We debate MD vs PhD! And David’s friends are misfits!

Drinking 42N and regretting it!

An award winning podcast? Screenwriters? Power Walkers? What CANT FFP Do?! Oh, and we’re in a band!!

And get ready future daughter in law, I’m gifting you my negligee!

And writing hate notes in the carpet!

Some oldies for you!!

A Mother’s Day hike in sewage!

A very very heartfelt message! It’s better than a card!

Lies we tell!!

Comb overs! David’s dad! Being a stenographer!

And garage sale hoodies and not saluting the military?!

So much to learn and David’s learned it all!

When should we all cut our losses and get out? never? Now?!

Some stupid horror stories!

Those skinny legs?! And Disney! What’s up with Disney?!

And the Lunch Lad is practical and reasoned with his charges!!

Catcalling, singing about sex and Daniel will do anything!