Fully Functional Parents
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You Think You’re Having A Bad Day at Work?!
EGo to Whole Foods and talk to Sarah in the deli! And take a compliment!
The Shame of Watching Sally Jessy Raphael!
ERerun week continues! And we feel guilty for laughing along to women who don’t know their babies fathers! And David’s Dads Golf Balls!
Greasy Skin, Thinning Hair! Let’s Try Steroids! Together!
EAn archived episode! We recorded this while we were in London in 2023! 2023!!
Marco Polo Is Sick of the Name Calling!
EAnd I am too!
DWI: David Lies to Me! By Omission!!
ECrocs again! And nails in fingers!
I’m Going to Crush Davey Like Famke Would! Between My Thighs!
ETop 100 lists of all time: who cares?!
EMDR: It Worked For Miley, It Can Work For You!
EAnd we had another party with our friends!!!
David’s Mouth Guitar!
EMy favorite episode! And ask me for the video of David performing- I have one!!
Lyric Lowdown: Blinded by the Light!
EPublic bathrooms and long haul truckers!
For Katie! The Most Thankless Job Ever!
EChair of the school fundraiser!
A Beer Run in College!
EAn Oldie but a Goodie!
Toupee for Today!
EOur next business opportunity!
Priests: The Marrying Kind?!
EArrowheads everywhere!!
Chopped Liver! Gefilte Fish! Culinary Delights!!
EAn oldie but goodie cause we’ve been too busy to be funny!!
Aaron’s Decluttering Tip!
ECollectibles!
The Archives! I’m A Dollar Bill: Disney’s Next Big Hit!
EAnd save those dollars! You don’t need to buy things!!
Cut Your Fingernails!
EAnd I’m looking at your thumb!!
Anxiety! The Pledge of Allegiance! Monika!
ENot funny but it’s something!
Sweaty in Public?’ How Rude!
EAnd a big ass bag under my eye?!
How Rude! Jar Jar Binks Stole Steph’s Catchphrase!!
EAnd we went camping!
Grammar Time! Brought to You by Miriam Websterwitz!
EDoing good! Not well.
A Number Between 68 and 70: Nice!
EClickbait: jail breaks! And innuendo that just doesn’t need to happen!
Rotisserie Chicken! It Swept The Nation!
EAnd my mom on motorcycles?! And despite what David says, Elios is horrendous!!
Weenie Football! (David and his Goofball High School Friends!)
EWe debate MD vs PhD! And David’s friends are misfits!
Selecting Beer on Principle!
EDrinking 42N and regretting it!
The Archives! Monster Windshield!
EAn award winning podcast? Screenwriters? Power Walkers? What CANT FFP Do?! Oh, and we’re in a band!!
Spoiler Alert! David’s Watching Star Wars!
EAnd get ready future daughter in law, I’m gifting you my negligee!
We Can See What You’re Doing In Your Car, You Sickos!!
EAnd writing hate notes in the carpet!
Is Your Ring Off While You Read Your Playboy?!
ESome oldies for you!!
RFK Jr. on Naked and Afraid!
EA Mother’s Day hike in sewage!
Davey! So Happy You Were Born!
EA very very heartfelt message! It’s better than a card!
The Archives! YOU’RE THE BEST!
ELies we tell!!
Growing Up In NYC Wearing Sweaters!
EComb overs! David’s dad! Being a stenographer!
Is That a Tweety Bird on My Ankle?
EAnd garage sale hoodies and not saluting the military?!
A Jewish Man and the Conclave!!
ESo much to learn and David’s learned it all!
What Will Be The Tipping Point?
EWhen should we all cut our losses and get out? never? Now?!
The Archives! Hook Hand! And Having No Game!
ESome stupid horror stories!
Betty Boop, Alcoholic?
EThose skinny legs?! And Disney! What’s up with Disney?!
Tennis Lessons Can Get Violent!
EAnd the Lunch Lad is practical and reasoned with his charges!!
Pigs! Everywhere! And Salt N Pepa! And Daniel Radcliffe!!
ECatcalling, singing about sex and Daniel will do anything!
Best Soundtrack Ever! and FFP is Now Sponsored by Hormel Chili!
EBuy it at Wegmans! It’s dog meat free! And sort your receipts please!!
The Archives! Teenage Body Chess! And Chicago, WHY Is It So Hard to Say You’re Sorry?!
EAn oldie but a goodie about our teenage bodies and my ex boyfriend’s love of Chicago!!
Can You Handle It?! (Cleaning up after your dog!) And A Bra Fitting!
EAre you a whiny baby about poop? And I’m wearing real bras now!!
Where DO Birds Go At Night?
EAnd my dad is Ted Danson?!
God Forbid David Apologizes to Me!!
EBut he’ll apologize to the Minecraft movie?! And pig masks!!
Dancing Well at Weddings!
EAnother business opportunity for FFP!
Prom Planning! And Architectural Plans to Accommodate Stinky People!
EMy secret past! And a confession from Davey! Oh, and bums at the library!
The Archives! Everyone Has Anxiety About Something! and Velcro Rocks!!
EButton fly forever!!
A Good Corporate Bullsh$&t Week!
EAnd I cry and David doesn’t !!
It’s the Circle of Life!
EAnd I sideswiped a car today! And reluctantly left a note!