
Fully Functional Parents
Fully Functional Parents
Show overview
Fully Functional Parents has been publishing since 2024, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 390 episodes. That works out to roughly 95 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a near-daily cadence.
Episodes typically run ten to twenty minutes — most land between 12 min and 16 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 days ago, with 50 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 218 episodes published.
From the publisher
*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2023, 2024 & 2025!*We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
Latest Episodes
View all 390 episodesNose Oil!!
Do You Have Your Period?!
Barbara Walters Loves the Wonderbra!!
A Handwoven Pillow For Sale at Home Goods?!
Diary = Do Not Read!
Birds Do It!
What Did Your Friends Draw on Your Face in College?
What’s YOUR Social Security Number?!
Sneakers Are A Scam!!
Baby Jessica Captures Our Attention Again!
Donny J Christ!
Dirty Pleasure Songs!
EBasically a live stream!
Inappropriate Douching and Magnets!!
EMagnets!!!
Paris 2026 Part Deux!!
EMore frivolity!!
Miss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?!
EAs said by Jon Lovitz!
Nic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s…..
EMy favorite movie star!
Very Boring Potpourri!
EWe’re tired!
Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?!
EAnd sucking it in!!
We See Your Panty Line!
EAnd how many times a year do you have a close call?
A Shorty and Stubby One!
ECoffee to go! Thanks for the mugs, Katie and Gwil!