
Fully Functional Parents
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Twat Plist! We’re in Connecticut!
Explain Yourself!
Pineapple: A Sex Thing?!
Silverware!
Teen Sex?! Blech!!!
Dave and Jan Go To The Bills Stadium!
OMG! Sooo Cute!! (Our Most Judgmental Episode Yet!)
The Secret to My Non-Success!
Up Your IPM, Supermarket Workers!
No! Sex You!!
Black Velvet, If You Please!
BEN SIEGEL! Why Are Your Front Windows Tinted?!
Priests with Beer Goggles?!
Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!
More Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?!
We’re Going to Key Your Car!
WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!
Do YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?!
David’s Going to Space!!
Nose Oil!!
Do You Have Your Period?!
Barbara Walters Loves the Wonderbra!!
A Handwoven Pillow For Sale at Home Goods?!
Diary = Do Not Read!
Birds Do It!
What Did Your Friends Draw on Your Face in College?
What’s YOUR Social Security Number?!
Sneakers Are A Scam!!
Baby Jessica Captures Our Attention Again!
Donny J Christ!
Dirty Pleasure Songs!
EBasically a live stream!
Inappropriate Douching and Magnets!!
EMagnets!!!
Paris 2026 Part Deux!!
EMore frivolity!!
Miss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?!
EAs said by Jon Lovitz!
Nic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s…..
EMy favorite movie star!
Very Boring Potpourri!
EWe’re tired!
Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?!
EAnd sucking it in!!
We See Your Panty Line!
EAnd how many times a year do you have a close call?
A Shorty and Stubby One!
ECoffee to go! Thanks for the mugs, Katie and Gwil!
The Recap!
ESorry you missed out, the Frat Party was epic. Maybe not for David but for me.
If This Table Could Talk! (It’s Frat Party Day!!
EWhat IS Your Shoe Size, Marco Rubio?
EPotpourri – lots of dumb things that we had to catch up on! Potholes, running in the rain, Trump buying shoes for people!!
Eliot Spitzer, Howard Dean! Come Back! What You Did Wasn’t That Bad!!
EAnd a soup of your own filth!
Captain Obvious in Corporate America
EAnd giving up things for lent!
Boobs and A Dickie!
EThe new business casual! And my mom doubts me!
What’s Going On, Paul Rudd? We Can Hang Out.
EAnd more things we didn’t know as kids. A double episode for your Saturday!
Couch Cracks!
EAnd music festivals and not being friends with people!
Who is the Prophet Here?
EAnd penises on the new Bills Stadium?!
Do Me A Solid! Don’t Say Crotch!
EAnd other things our parents said and did!
Hitting Roosters with Rocks!
ELike Emmanuel Clase?!