Fully Functional Parents

Basically a live stream!

Magnets!!!

More frivolity!!

As said by Jon Lovitz!

My favorite movie star!

We’re tired!

And sucking it in!!

And how many times a year do you have a close call?

Coffee to go! Thanks for the mugs, Katie and Gwil!

Sorry you missed out, the Frat Party was epic. Maybe not for David but for me.

Potpourri – lots of dumb things that we had to catch up on! Potholes, running in the rain, Trump buying shoes for people!!

And a soup of your own filth!

And giving up things for lent!

The new business casual! And my mom doubts me!

And more things we didn’t know as kids. A double episode for your Saturday!

And music festivals and not being friends with people!

And penises on the new Bills Stadium?!

And other things our parents said and did!

Like Emmanuel Clase?!

Archive: July 2024. Unedited because I don’t bother to edit anymore!

A classically boring episode about language and school break week!

And we’re going to invite Sandra Lee!!

So many things!

No more kid play places!

Skiing again!!

And no kid fights!?

Cause you should!

Mtv was everything!!

Anti heroes! And teaching our kids to love them too!

Scrappers in the bathroom!

And we don’t care to keep up with the Joneses!!

No more talk radio!

But it’s so fun!

Ripping teeth out by hand!

And processed foods!

And more skiing! More!’

And New Year’s resolutions are for idiots