Fully Functional Parents

The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!

Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!

Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!! Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!

A-A-Ron!! Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it! And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!

And I was a townie!!

And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!

And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!

Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!

Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!

Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!

And who cares about flouride?

And Velcro gets a bad rap!

Cracklin Oat Bran and Donuts!

Remember that time David took a bunch of 9 year olds to the Bandits game?

We ramble all the time! And we’re good at it! And we don’t know what adverbs are!!

You know you’ve been there! And more corporate America stuff!

Lyric Lowdown! And the future of advertising!

Reconsider Your Words! (Again!)

And how to cheat!

I’m very filthy.

It will sweep the nation!

And do YOU have a wishing well in your yard?!

Another guessing game that goes on too long!!

And what’s your cell phone app pattern?!

Roll with the changes you guys!

Also known as…. And what’s the deal with mothballs?!

He’s dead wrong! And Liz’s bike love!

Check it! Cause it’s bad!

And David hopes I want to wrestle him?!

And we fight about the dishwasher again!

We’re becoming our parents- arts festivals, bad driving. And did you ever think about your skeleton?!

We’re becoming our parents- arts festivals, bad driving. And did you ever think about your skeleton?!

The air conditioner! And my veiny feet!

The very cute stalker’s anthem: Return to Sender!

And bad things we’ve done at the Newark Delta desk.

Learn all about our college education!

Cause I’m tired of watching the mail slot!!

And jealous of childhood girlfriends!

Missing out and regretting it!

Dude, where’s my car?!

Gum chewing is for the environmentally unconscious!

And a guy who impersonates Dexter?

And stop wearing sandals as you drive! And stop using the Xcelerator!! And adoption and death, they’re tricky!

And David’s mouth guitar (abridged!): 90210!

And QR codes are killing restaurants!! And Gil loves Snoop Dogg now?!

Lyric Lowdown! And no more Kool Aid for you!!

And who wants a watermelon with seeds? Morons!

Very tame (but gross!) pillow talk!

Would you buy someone’s Windex?!

Hint: RIP Skittles!