Fully Functional Parents
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Taking Care of Business (Lyric Lowdown!) and Dirty Nails!!
EI’m very filthy.
Curated Correspondence! (For Katie!)
EIt will sweep the nation!
Martin Short: Funny in Bed? And Hot Amish on Rachel Vincent Way!!
EAnd do YOU have a wishing well in your yard?!
Rerun Sunday! Sniffing Candles and Going Continental!
EAnother guessing game that goes on too long!!
Making Fake IDs for the Hot Chicks In College!
EAnd what’s your cell phone app pattern?!
Egregious Regis Philbin! And Lyric Lowdown: REO Speedwagon!
ERoll with the changes you guys!
Pickle on a Stick?!
EAlso known as…. And what’s the deal with mothballs?!
David’s One Person Opinion (1PO): Greek Mythology Sucks!
EHe’s dead wrong! And Liz’s bike love!
Alcohol Grimace Face!
ECheck it! Cause it’s bad!
Rerun Sunday! Punching Fruitflies! and What Do You Do About Your Parents’ Stuff?!
EAnd David hopes I want to wrestle him?!
Behind the Booth: David’s Weekend as an Artist!
EAnd we fight about the dishwasher again!
Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies!
EWe’re becoming our parents- arts festivals, bad driving. And did you ever think about your skeleton?!
Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies!
EWe’re becoming our parents- arts festivals, bad driving. And did you ever think about your skeleton?!
The Most Dangerous Object in the WORLD!
EThe air conditioner! And my veiny feet!
Duty Free and Doing Drugs! and Lyric Lowdown!
EThe very cute stalker’s anthem: Return to Sender!
My Greatest Asset!
EAnd bad things we’ve done at the Newark Delta desk.
Rerun Sunday: Our Shoddy Degrees!
ELearn all about our college education!
WHEN Will the Mail Arrive?!
ECause I’m tired of watching the mail slot!!
Do Not Throw Me a Surprise Party! But David will take one!
EAnd jealous of childhood girlfriends!
Cold Shrimp and the Beegees!
EMissing out and regretting it!
Help Me, Seann William Scott!
EDude, where’s my car?!
Rerun Sunday! Choking on Dubble Bubble!
EGum chewing is for the environmentally unconscious!
What’s The Deal With Shakespeare Anyway?
EAnd a guy who impersonates Dexter?
Kamala = Melania?!
EAnd stop wearing sandals as you drive! And stop using the Xcelerator!! And adoption and death, they’re tricky!
Super Granny: Going Viral!
EAnd David’s mouth guitar (abridged!): 90210!
RFK Jr. and That Baby Bear!!
EAnd QR codes are killing restaurants!! And Gil loves Snoop Dogg now?!
Rerun Sunday! Watch What You Say! And No! You Can’t Swim in My Veins!
ELyric Lowdown! And no more Kool Aid for you!!
Remember Turning Knobs? We Miss Knobs!!
EAnd who wants a watermelon with seeds? Morons!
Pillow Talk! Plaque! And the Party Barn!
EVery tame (but gross!) pillow talk!
Estate Sale Sights! And Frights!
EWould you buy someone’s Windex?!
Livin’ Long, Living Right! THE Secret To Longevity!
EHint: RIP Skittles!
I AM Cathy!!
EAnd word bubbles! Sweeping Corporate America!!
Rerun Saturday! Hebrew School with Davey!!
EA double classic episode! Sucking pretzel rods and getting punished!
IS It Okay to Openly Despise the Boston Red Sox?!
EMaybe you should rethink the hate in your life! And think about bananas instead! So many different kinds of bananas!
Saruman the Plumber! And Are YOU a Good Host? Or Not!
EHow to handle host gifts!
Gorgeous D Goes to NYC (Part 2!)
EAnd still hasn’t left the airport!! And let’s stop doing accents! It never sounds right!
Gorgeous D Goes to NYC (Part 1)
EThings seen in JFK and BUF!!
Psych! We’re Back!
EBy popular (Bill’s!) demand, we’re back on air! More useless conversation for you to enjoy! Mom Lies! And Collegiana blouses!
If This Is It (It Is!)
ESad face!!
Ep 8030Stay In The Right Lane, You Fools!
Very scary possibilities on the 190! And ice cream bisque is the way to go!