Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today we introduce a Brand New Phone Tap Character! His name is Duncan... he's a little awkward... and often misunderstood. But he REALLY means well. Unfortunately, things don't always work out for him. You'll understand why in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Ace Armstrong. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you live out in the suburbs, and you notice something strange going on in your neighborhood, don't call the cops... Call the ONE GUY who's actually going to do something about it. His name is "Casey Rybeck", and today, he's your local hardcore Tree Enthusiast. And he doesn't take crap from nobody.(Image Courtesy: Fran Urbano. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, a guy named DAVE thinks Jubal is calling to set up a phone tap on his girlfriend. But Dave doesn't realize that his girlfriend isn't the target of today's Prank. HE is. Hear in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Daniela Vladimirova. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's Phone Tapped pretty much every profession you could possibly think of... except for one... "Mall Cops". Well that's about to change today, because Jubal's calling one up in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Joel Kramer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a bikini barista stand because of the "atrocities" he witnessed. Now, Jubal's scarred for life... he's royally pissed, and somebody is gonna pay. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: torbakhopper. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" is back, and if you don't know who Pook is... he's from the streets... he's got a lot of baby mama's, and he's ALWAYS trying to get his hustle on. Just like today, when he calls a woman and asks for a little favor. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: AndYaDon'tStop. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a girl who's Instagram he has been following lately... he's a huge fan of her Photostream, but recently, her pics have just NOT been up to par. That's why Jubal has some helpful tips on how to make her photos interesting again. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Pasko Tomic. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The young, brace-faced teenager with a foul mouth (Kyler Korsington) is back once again. And today, Kyler is calling a woman who works as a dog walker to give her a warning. She better back off. Because this neighborhood is Kyler's territory! Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Kristine Paulus. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I call a guy who recently stayed overnight at a hotel. It's just a simple courtesy call, to see how he liked his stay.... Oh, AND ALSO... to let him know that they were "watching" him the whole time. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Waldo Jaquith. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is back and the man cannot catch a break. This time, he's calling around to different mobile masseuses in the area looking to get his back worked on...... but no one wants to help. COME PEOPLE! HELP A BROTHA OUT!(Image Courtesy: Thais Wellness Centre. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently went to one of those kiosks in a local mall to have her taxes done. And he just wants to let her know... that after going over the forms, they MAY have made a mistake... or two... or three. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: 401 (K) 2012 . Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman recently found out her 6 year old son stole a candy bar from a grocery store... so she brought him back to the store and had him apologize. Unfortunately, that's not good enough for Jubal. He's out for blood in today's Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Bradley Gordon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently dropped his dog off at a pet groomer. And there seems to be one small problem with the dog... Jubal can't seem to find him. It's not HIS fault though, Jubal's a new employee! Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Randy Robertson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an officer of the law and calls a woman who might be in trouble... she recently invited a couple into her home. What she doesn't know is that they could be the criminal masterminds known as "Mr Mustard & Miss Mayo". Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Nathan Rupert. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has been trying keeping his eye out for guys with accents... and today, he gets to Phone Tap someone who just moved here from New York City. What's it like to piss of a New Yorker? We'll find out in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Jim Pennuncci. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works at a local dry cleaner.... and she's in luck. Because the world's best stuntman is thinking about coming to her business... he goes by one name: "The Man Without Fear". Is she as excited about this opportunity as WE are? Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Brett Kiger. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is frustrated with a recent dining experience. The food was great and the service was fine. It's just the waiter... he was too damn good-looking. And it's Ruined Jubal's life! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Garry Knight. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Brian has been having problems with a clogged up toilet in his apartment. And there's only one person that can help him out with this issue... his name is "Ted the Stoner". And you'll hear him in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Fumi Yamazaki. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently, there's a guy out there who has been bragging to his friends about cheating on his wife. So they asked Jubal to PHONE TAP him about it... and honestly, Jubal wasn't sure if he should do it. But he called the guy anyway!(Image Courtesy: Quinn Dombrowski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a creepy, eccentric guy that likes to appear in Phone Taps occasionally. His name is Sage Willowbrooke. And today, Sage is attempting to hire a painter for a VERY specific job in his house. What could go wrong with that? Listen in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Horatiu Curutiu. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a guy who's been battling his insurance company. He's ok, but his car is wrecked and he's just waiting for a check that hasn't showed up. Sounds like someone needs to be rescued... luckily Miguel is ready and willing to help! Even if his English is absolutely terrible.(Image Courtesy: David Hilowitz. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one thing that Jubal should NEVER do is mess with a girl's marriage proposal... and that's EXACTLY what he did in today's PHONE TAP. Oops... Listen!(Image Courtesy: Sergio Vassio Photography. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal has to make an awkward call... it's actually going to be uncomfortable for both of them. It always is when you're calling your fiance's ex-husband. But it HAS to be done. Jubal just needs the answer to one simple question. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: David Precious. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an art teacher for a local elementary school... and he is ready to "blow a gasket" over what this teacher said about his son's artwork the other day. It is DEPLORABLE... and it's in your Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Paul. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a pharmacy because he has a strange medical emergency... Not so much for himself... but for his little furry friend. And he needs help FAST! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Rocky Mountain Feline. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who basically spends his entire life being a nosy neighbor... The kind of person who just complains about every other person in the neighborhood. It's time he gets a dose of his own medicine in a PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: gerlos. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, our sassy friend, "Christian", has just been hired as a waiter... and he's not really that pumped for it. ESPECIALLY if he has to take orders from some basic breezy over the phone. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Susanne Nilsson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who just went went through a really bad break up. He's very sorry that it happened... but he just needs her to do ONE little tiny favor for her ex-boyfriend. Jubal would REALLY appreciate it if she could look past all her anger and help him out. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Maria Elena. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, a young lady recently went on a trip and accidentally lost her cell phone at the TSA checkpoint. Lucky for her, Jubal knows a guy who's willing to help... "Donald", the uber nerd. He's always looking to help out a damsel in distress and maybe even score a date in the process. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Sam Ley. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our resident meadhead "Duff" is back... and today he's posing as a restaurant manager! He needs to call a woman who complained about the service at a local pizza place. And Duff is all about pleasing the customers. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Andrew Malone. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the day before Valentines Day, and our old pal "Buttons" the clown is back... doing Singing Telegrams! Sure, he's still down on his luck and depressed as ever. But that doesn't mean he isn't gonna to go to work. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Nathan Rupert. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who thinks she's been set up with him for a blind date. It's a little awkward at first... especially when Jubal tells her what "activities" he has in mind for the evening. Maybe he can win her over by the end of the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Connor Tarter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who works as an Über driver. She picks up a lot of people, so she MAY not remember him. but she's about to... because he desperately needs her help. listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Hey Paul Studios. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap... it doesn't get much worse, than when you're package has been lost in the Mail for two weeks. How could it get even worse? If the man helping to deliver your package is a complete Stoner. Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Beck Gusler. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that the company he just applied to work for MIGHT NOT be the best fit for him... Jubal has some "inside information" on what really goes on at work there... and it's WEIRD. Really, really weird. Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: bark. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unfortunately, Jubal is the bearer of bad news today... he's calling a guy who's been with his company for a while... to let him know, there's going to be a slight change with his future paychecks. And for some unknown reason, he GOES OFF on Jubal. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Rodrigo Kore. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a doctor's office because he has a "problem" on his body... what's the issue exactly?... Jubal wants to say it SO BAD... but he just can't say it! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elementary school teacher and all around "cool cat", Mr. Bruce Wangfer, is on the PROWL once again... and he has his eye on a FINE woman that he saw at his school. All that's left is to seal. the. deal. OH yeaaaaaa. It's your Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Cait S. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who thinks he's acontractor working on his house... and Jubal has a surprise for him. Things didn't go as planned during construction. Luckily, Jubal is a MASTER at fixing these problems... and a Master at Phone Taps.(Image Courtesy: Roman Boed. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy posing as a property manager for his apartment... and there's a problem. The guy was late on his rent. And now, he's about to suffer the consequences, in a PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Fitsum Belay. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman because he needs to apologize... somebody recently stole her identity, and Jubal knows EXACTLY who did it. Hopefully a heartfelt "I'm sorry" is good enough to make everything better! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who volunteered to coach his son's little league team... But before he begins the season, he should know about the new uniform sponsor. It's a little edgy... but Jubal thinks he (and ALL the fathers) will be VERY pleased. Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Jim Larrison. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal messes with a Green Bay Packers fan before the Big NFC Championship game on Sunday. And he gets a little help from Comedian, Craig Gass to pull it off! Listen in the Phone Tap and #GOHAWKS!(Image Courtesy: opensource.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the WORST thing you could do to a big Seahawks fan who's excited for the NFC Championship game this weekend? Have his boss call to take away his tickets! Is it Cruel? Maybe. But it's fun to hear in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Matt McGee. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman and make's a strange request. Well... at least SHE thinks its weird. All Jubal wants to do is honor his grandpa's final wish. Couldn't she be at least a LITTLE sensitive? Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Jeff Turner. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her he's super pumped about her birthday party coming up and he can't wait to celebrate with her. The problem is... she has NO IDEA who Jubal is or how he found out about the party. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: RaHuL Rodriguez. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who works as an elementary school teacher. Apparently, she went out with a friends a few weeks ago and got a little crazy at the bar. So... Jubal pretends to be parent who saw her that night. Things. Get. Awkward. in your phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Alexis. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a customer service rep... calling a woman who's having a problem with her smart phone. She's emailed a few complaints about it, so it's important Jubal handle this one very "gently". And TRY to piss her off more than she already is... It's your phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Osman Kalkavan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal received an e-mail from a man who just found out what his wife's ultimate fantasy is... A threesome... with another dude... and you know what? Jubal knows the perfect guy to be the third piece of that puzzle. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Guian Bolsay. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who went to the doctor recently, because of an uncomfortable medical issue. So, Jubal just needs to check on him and get a little more information to make sure they get the diagnosis right. So of course, there's going be some strange questions. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.