Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Our resident meadhead "Duff" is back... and today he's posing as a restaurant manager! He needs to call a woman who complained about the service at a local pizza place. And Duff is all about pleasing the customers. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Andrew Malone. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the day before Valentines Day, and our old pal "Buttons" the clown is back... doing Singing Telegrams! Sure, he's still down on his luck and depressed as ever. But that doesn't mean he isn't gonna to go to work. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Nathan Rupert. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who thinks she's been set up with him for a blind date. It's a little awkward at first... especially when Jubal tells her what "activities" he has in mind for the evening. Maybe he can win her over by the end of the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Connor Tarter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who works as an Über driver. She picks up a lot of people, so she MAY not remember him. but she's about to... because he desperately needs her help. listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Hey Paul Studios. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap... it doesn't get much worse, than when you're package has been lost in the Mail for two weeks. How could it get even worse? If the man helping to deliver your package is a complete Stoner. Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Beck Gusler. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that the company he just applied to work for MIGHT NOT be the best fit for him... Jubal has some "inside information" on what really goes on at work there... and it's WEIRD. Really, really weird. Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: bark. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unfortunately, Jubal is the bearer of bad news today... he's calling a guy who's been with his company for a while... to let him know, there's going to be a slight change with his future paychecks. And for some unknown reason, he GOES OFF on Jubal. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Rodrigo Kore. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a doctor's office because he has a "problem" on his body... what's the issue exactly?... Jubal wants to say it SO BAD... but he just can't say it! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elementary school teacher and all around "cool cat", Mr. Bruce Wangfer, is on the PROWL once again... and he has his eye on a FINE woman that he saw at his school. All that's left is to seal. the. deal. OH yeaaaaaa. It's your Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Cait S. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who thinks he's acontractor working on his house... and Jubal has a surprise for him. Things didn't go as planned during construction. Luckily, Jubal is a MASTER at fixing these problems... and a Master at Phone Taps.(Image Courtesy: Roman Boed. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy posing as a property manager for his apartment... and there's a problem. The guy was late on his rent. And now, he's about to suffer the consequences, in a PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Fitsum Belay. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman because he needs to apologize... somebody recently stole her identity, and Jubal knows EXACTLY who did it. Hopefully a heartfelt "I'm sorry" is good enough to make everything better! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who volunteered to coach his son's little league team... But before he begins the season, he should know about the new uniform sponsor. It's a little edgy... but Jubal thinks he (and ALL the fathers) will be VERY pleased. Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Jim Larrison. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal messes with a Green Bay Packers fan before the Big NFC Championship game on Sunday. And he gets a little help from Comedian, Craig Gass to pull it off! Listen in the Phone Tap and #GOHAWKS!(Image Courtesy: opensource.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the WORST thing you could do to a big Seahawks fan who's excited for the NFC Championship game this weekend? Have his boss call to take away his tickets! Is it Cruel? Maybe. But it's fun to hear in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Matt McGee. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman and make's a strange request. Well... at least SHE thinks its weird. All Jubal wants to do is honor his grandpa's final wish. Couldn't she be at least a LITTLE sensitive? Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Jeff Turner. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her he's super pumped about her birthday party coming up and he can't wait to celebrate with her. The problem is... she has NO IDEA who Jubal is or how he found out about the party. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: RaHuL Rodriguez. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who works as an elementary school teacher. Apparently, she went out with a friends a few weeks ago and got a little crazy at the bar. So... Jubal pretends to be parent who saw her that night. Things. Get. Awkward. in your phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Alexis. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a customer service rep... calling a woman who's having a problem with her smart phone. She's emailed a few complaints about it, so it's important Jubal handle this one very "gently". And TRY to piss her off more than she already is... It's your phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Osman Kalkavan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal received an e-mail from a man who just found out what his wife's ultimate fantasy is... A threesome... with another dude... and you know what? Jubal knows the perfect guy to be the third piece of that puzzle. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Guian Bolsay. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who went to the doctor recently, because of an uncomfortable medical issue. So, Jubal just needs to check on him and get a little more information to make sure they get the diagnosis right. So of course, there's going be some strange questions. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman is having problems accessing "the cloud" on her computer. Apparently she can't get into any of her documents and needs her password RESET... that's why our friend "Miguel" calls her from Tech support. His English isn't the BEST and his people skills need some work... But hey... at least he's TRYING. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Alejandro Pinto. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a listener named Jamie because she emailed the show about doing a Phone Tap on her boyfriend.... What Jamie DOESN'T KNOW, is that her boyfriend ALSO emailed the show... to do a Phone Tap on HER. It's the perfect time for a "Phone Tap Reversal", and Jamie never see's it coming. Hear it in the podcast.(Image Courtesy: Chrissy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal gets to pretend to be the CEO of a major company. And he calls one of the "little people" who works for him to tell them to FIX HIS E-MAIL! Don't they realize that he is a VERY IMPORTANT MAN at a VERY IMPORTANT company! The guy on the phone is so nervous he almost craps his pants! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: FBellon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be from the Seahawks ticketing office and calls a 49ers fan to tell them that she won't be allowed into Century Link field for the NFC Championship Game... That is, UNLESS she does EXACTLY what Jubal says. Listen to her freak out in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a local burger joint to let the owner know there's going to be a new store opening RIGHT NEXT DOOR... that will ALSO be selling delicious burgers! But that's not even the worst part. Hear the owner completely lose it in today's PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Sharon Terry. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you post your services on Craigslist for the first time... be careful... because you NEVER KNOW who's going to call you. It could even be Jubal, doing a Phone Tap on you. And it could be super creepy. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Angie Chung. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't you HATE waiting for hours in a doctor's office???... so Jubal gets some REVENGE for everybody that ever has had to wait for way too long!!! Listen as he puts the receptionist on hold over... and over... and over! It's your PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Tony Stewart. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Loud motorcyles have been waking up Sean and his family late at night... So Jubal calls him and is READY to resolve the issue! See, Jubal is known around the police station as the "Motorcycle Whisperer", and he can identify ANY motorcycle sound ANYWHERE. He just needs a quick sample from Sean. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Mike. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal thinks in today's society we all should get to know our neighbors a little better... build some new friendships and ask some questions. Maybe ask some WEIRD questions. Maybe even freak them out a little bit. It's all in good fun and it's all in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Helga Weber. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a memorabilia store which specializes in buying and selling "unique" items from popular celebrities. And Jubal has inventory that he's been collecting for years now... and he thinks it might finally be the right time to cash in. What could go wrong? Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: TheUglySweaterShop.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People LOVE to complain about how bad the customer service is when they call the cable company... but you know what?? Have you ever stopped to consider "Hey, maybe YOU'RE the one who's being difficult. Those customer service reps have their own lives to worry about and maybe you should stop being so NEEDY... Keep that in mind when you hear today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: KerRussell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap goes out to all those teachers who have ever had to deal with obnoxious parents complaining about how their kids should be treated at school. Jubal is ready to get some revenge for you. Hear it in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is looking to make some scratch... and that's why he's calling every business in town - seeing if they're interested in his HISTORICAL find. I bet they'd be willing to pay TOP DOLLAR for what Pook found in his backyard. Let's hear what happens in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: woodleywonderworks. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who had a bad restaurant experience... He went out to a very nice place and was unhappy with how his steak was served... He ordered "medium rare" and got "medium" instead. Don't you just LOVE those people? So Jubal calls him to make things RIGHT. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Alan Light. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal does prank phone calls he never really knows how the people are going to react. Sometimes they get ANGRY, sometimes they get UPSET... but he never expected the reaction like he got from THIS girl today. It was definitely a Phone Tap backfire. But also a huge success!(Image Courtesy: David O. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrooke is back... if you don't know who Sage is, he's kind of a reclusive weirdo who enjoys making people's skin crawl. And today, he calls a woman who posted a children's item to craigslist. And he wants it BAD. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Ween Nee. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who travels a lot. He's always flying somewhere for business... So, Jubal needs to let him know there's been a few policy changes on his airline. And he's probably not going to like it. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Sarah_Ackerman. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy posing as a car insurance representative. And recently, he's come across some information about his driving record. And lets just say the insurance company is NOT too pleased. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Guiliano Maiolini. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to offer his wife a job... there are two problems here though. One, this guy had NO IDEA his wife applied for this job and Two, he's kind of an uptight jerk. But it's still fun to mess with him! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Simon James. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman posing as an administrator from her child's elementary school. He has a few things he'd like to discuss with her... including the fact that she's forever BANNED from school premises... Her "kind" isn't welcome around these impressionable kids. Listen in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Narshada. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes when you're having trouble "pleasing" your girlfriend... you just need to man up... call her ex, and ask him for some bedroom advice... and OMG, is it awkward... Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Robert Couse-Baker. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal and his "flock" are on the move again, trying to attract new members to their little "holy gathering". Maybe he can convince the new guy in the neighborhood to join them! What's his stance on goats? We'll find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Jon Stammers. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman while she's on her vacation to tell her the company she's worked with for the last 7 years is FIRING her... and it might seem like a RIDICULOUS REASON that they're canning her. But hey, that's not Jubal's concern. He's just doing his job. It's your Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: US Army Corps of Engineering. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just signed up to do a Kissing Booth for charity... and today, Jubal only has ONE MISSION: To creep her out. This should be fun. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Macnolete. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman because he heard that she has a great job opening for an office worker... and even though things have not been going well for Jubal lately, he's not going to let that stop him from putting his BEST foot forward. It's your phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Garry Knight. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever there's a birthday party somewhere in town, you can BET that "Buttons the clown" will know about it... and he's probably going to try and get involved (whether you want him to or not). Sure he's been down on his luck lately... but hopefully things will turn around for Buttons when he Phone Taps this guy today! Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: greo77. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal likes pranking teachers because they're SO easy to get... they're trusting, compassionate and ripe for the picking. That's why he tells a music teacher that they are going to be removing ALL the instruments from her classroom... FOREVER... Don't worry, the kids will thank her one day! Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: eddie welker. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a waitress to complain about her service at the restaurant. Apparently, Jubal doesn't feel like she CARED enough about his dining experience and he's going to make things RIGHT... EVEN if it means doing a PHONE TAP on her! Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: www.audio-luci-store.it. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy because he thinks his dry cleaning is ready to be picked up.... but Jubal has a more important issue to bring up. Marriage. Why won't this guy just get married already? Jubal absolutely NEEDS TO KNOW. His clothes depend on it! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: uwe kempa. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.