Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Divorced-moms BEWARE!!! Because creepy Elementary School teacher Mr. Bruce is on the PROWL and he's looking for a HOOK UP with a special woman who will stay in with him and listen to his brand new John Legend CD. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: .Martin.. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian works for a catering company and he CAN'T STAND dealing with all those high-maintenance bridezillas out there with their ridiculous demands. Like today's "bride-to-be" actually wants a VEGETARIAN option at her wedding reception? I mean, WHO does she think she is?!? Christian won't stand for it... Hear what he has to say in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are two types of animal people. People who like animals... and dog lovers. And the people who REALLY love their dogs are out of control! Today, Jubal calls one of those crazy dog lovers because she keeps bringing her pup into the grocery market. And she COMPLETELY FREAKS OUT when Jubal bans her AND her dog from the store in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Cordey. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry the Neighborhood Tooth Fairy is BACK and ready to welcome another woman to their humble community!... Is SHE ready to have a 42 year old man in a dress sneak around her house collecting teeth??? We'll find out, when we CALL HER in today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: iamcootis. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen was EXTREMELY disappointed that Ellen didn't come to the University of Washington on Monday... So Jubal calls her to let her know that Ellen wants to make things right... and fly her down to LA... to meet in person... but that's not ALL Ellen wants from Kristen. Listen as things get SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Tulane Public Relations. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who's JUST about to graduate from college... but he's got some bad news. The University doesn't think it's a good idea to let someone like HER get a diploma. She knows WHY... or maybe she doesn't? Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: carterse. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Aaliyah is upset because her new neighbor is making too much noise... Well, things are about to get a; =; WORSE for her, because Jubal is going to pose as that neighbor and he just wants to play music and DANCE.(Image Courtesy: Mish Suhkharev. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook has been known to bootleg things like DVD's, CD's, stereo equipment... but that's PEANUTS compared to his new gig... Because today he's selling HEALTHCARE! And it's the best deal you're gonna find anywhere in the country GUARANTEED! You know you want to sign up for some "Pook-a-Care". Listen to the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Dawn McIlvain Stahl. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When somebody brings their car in to the shop for some AUTO-REPAIR there's only ONE MAN for the job... Jubal Flagg! He's going to get to the bottom of this case... and it's not going to be pretty. Hear what Jubal found in his investigation in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Dwayne Bent. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When somebody wants business advice, there's only ONE MAN that they can turn to... It's Jubal Flagg! His advice may not be helpful, in fact, it might just be downright RUDE. But it's always hilarious. Listen to the "great" business advice he gives to a woman in today's PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Adreanna Moya Photography. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to fill him in on all the DETAILS about the Mexican Getaway for Two that he won at an auction... Hopefully he realizes that "For Two" means that Jubal is going with him! Oh, he doesn't??? Well this is going to make their shared hotel room VERY AWKWARD. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: WillDaravong. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren is in the running for a nanny position with a family that has 2 boys.... So Jubal poses as the father to do a phone interview with her... and he gets a LITTLE EMOTIONAL and let's it slip that his wife has been sleeping around. Oops! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: tourist_on_earth. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that he had a little "whoopsie moment".... because her car was accidentally destroyed. For some reason she doesn't find it as funny as Jubal. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: IFCAR (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's PHONE TAP, Jubal poses as a Corporate HR rep... he tells a guy that a lady has complained about something he did in the office during her birthday. He better do EXACTLY what Jubal says if he wants to keep his job. Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: g4ll4is. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her flight to South Africa has been changed slightly... Now she's going to be on a different plane with some INTERESTING new co-passengers. Find out how she takes the GOOD NEWS in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Andrew Malone. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman after she made a visit to her doctor's office... basically, Jubal thinks she should just use WebMD to figure out what her problem is. That's what ALL the experts do! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Neelesh Bhandari. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the Stoner calls a receptionist to tell her that the pizzas she received for her bosses' meeting need to be replaced.... Because Ted clumsily might have put something on those pizzas that those guys DEFINITELY shouldn't eat! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that he's ready to hire his girlfriend for a new job... there's just ONE THING he needs to know first. Does she have real or fake boobs?? It's VERY important in his decision. Hear the boyfriend FREAK OUT in the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: C.P.Storm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vlad just moved here from another country and the customs are a little bit different here in America... still Vlad doesn't understand WHY he needs to order his bread from a WOMAN. Don't any men work at this bakery??? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Matthew Nuzum. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do NOT. EVER. cross Christian and steal his man unless you are prepared for a major cat fight. That's what happens in today's PHONE TAP and Christian is out for revenge! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: StrykerImages. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Estaban, the sexy, seductive song-writer is back with another hot new hit single! He just needs to call a party planner to make sure that his release party is OFF THE CHAIN! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Community College of Vermont. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's VALENTINE'S DAY! And that means Flowers, chocolates and even singing telegrams. And who better to call you and brighten up your day... than BUTTONS the severely depressed clown!? But Valentine's Day brings up some painful memories for Buttons. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Aaron Fulkerson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal poses as a hotel concierge that's just been fired for a customer complaint. So he calls that customer for some sweet, sadistic REVENGE! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Ricardo Liberato. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook has been feeling a little stressed out lately and he thinks he knows WHY... the steak he ate the other night MUST have been from a very stressed out cow. Now he's calling the restaurant to CONFIRM what he already knows. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: David Blackwell.. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal delivered alpacas to a woman's backyard ready and ON TIME! So WHY is the woman on the phone so upset??? Probably because she never ordered them in the first place. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Arbutus. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady that can't seem to put the lid on her trash can... and Jubal will admit, he gets a little crazy with her at the end of the call. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Steve. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is supposed to have his bathroom painted by a professional, but there's a PROBLEM... Jubal noticed his DVD collection is filled with very raunchy movies. He can't focus with all that smut in the same room as him! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Omer Simkha. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal found out that a guy has been secretly smoking pot behind the bowling alley where he works... So Jubal tells him if he wants to KEEP his precious job, he needs to do something a little "sinister" for Jubal. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: LawPrieR. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a father and tells him that his son needs to be picked up from school immediately. WHY?? Because it's the week before the Super Bowl and his son wore a Bronco's jersey. How DARE he!?! Listen to things escalate the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: M Glasgow. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even though Christian works in customer service, he doesn't take sass from anyone... ESPECIALLY old people. So when an older woman needs help with her computer issues, Christian doesn't give a damn! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Eli Duke. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're girlfriend is upset about another woman in her office you COULD try and console her... OR you could just set her up for a phone tap! That's what Jenny's boyfriend did! Hear it in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Roseli Sato. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you ever have a problem with your cable, you better PRAY that Miguel doesn't call you from tech support... Because talking to him is the most frustrating thing in the world. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Ernesto Andrade. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a doctors office to see if they can help fix a crazy problem he's having... you know... down there... It's ALLLL messed up. Can they help Jubal out? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: vavva_92. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her addiction has made her husband so concerned, that he's paid me $1500 to have her admitted to rehab. Whats her addiction? The video game "Candy Crush" of course. The worst of all kinds! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Chelsea Gomez (Oak). Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that she got the LEAD ROLE in the play "West Side Story". But there will be a small change in the script... it's all going to take place on Mars with aliens and robots. Is she up for it? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Raymond Bryson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Jubal's VIRAL PHONE TAP on a 49er fan earlier this week, a blogger in San Francisco wanted to do a phone interview... so Jubal agreed! But then Jubal decided that he would phone tap the poor guy instead! YES! Hear it in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: Hollywood_PR. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man is very unhappy with his dry cleaner. Apparently, the food & drink stain on his suit was not cleaned properly... So Jubal calls from the dry cleaner and tells the guy he should learn to be a cleaner eater. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: wiggoaugogo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that there's a blocked sewage pipe beneath her house. It's totally fixable, but it means they have to drill straight down through the living room floor! LIsten to the PHONE TAP. (Creative Commons: Send in the Clowns. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's new pet parrot won't shut up about Shia LaBeouf and it's driving Jubal LITERALLY INSANE... So Juba calls a therapist for some help and he NEEDS IT (trust me). Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Dmitry Baranovskiy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've been to a Thanksgiving dinner... but have you ever been to a SPANKSGIVING dinner?? It's EXACTLY the same as Thanksgiving... except TOTALLY different. And Jubal needs to hire a caterer for it! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: adotmanda. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remember Estaban's Smash hit "Tan Girl"??? Well he's back with a BRAND NEW SONG about a lovely new lady in his life... it's called "Card Girl". Hear him sing his heart out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: me and the sysop. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know those tiny shampoo bottles they have at hotels?? You know those aren't free, right? Yeah, you have to pay for those... At least that's what Jubal TELLS a woman in today's PHONE TAP! Now she owes the hotel $150?!? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: sea turtle. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody’s favorite foul-mouthed teen, Kyler Korsington, is BACK and he wants to earn his merit badge for helping the eldery... So he calls a rest home to see if he can RENT ONE for the day?!? And he's not going to take NO for an answer. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Joseph Brauer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy gets upset when Jubal calls him and says that there have been fraudulent charges applied to his card... Oh wait, he's not mad about THAT part... it's the fact that Jubal keeps telling him that he's WAY TOO POOR to be spending that amount of money! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: wyn lok. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is back as a travel agent and he has a BIG surprise for a guy named Barry... The cruise his buddy booked for them ISN'T EXACTLY what he thought it would be... but he should totally be a naughty little sailor and still go. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: lewishamdreamer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, "Pook" is back...and he's calling a bank because he needs a big loan to make his new original movie called "SUPER BOOTY"! C'mon... if you heard a title like that you'd HAVE to give him the money for it. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: midwestnerd. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National "Dump Day"! So Jubal is going to call a poor sucker from the "Break a Date" HOTLINE and tell him that his girlfriend is giving his chubby ass the boot! It's not AWKWARD... It's "Break a Date"!! Listen to the PHONE TAP. .(Image Courtesy: Strep72. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The LAST PERSON you want to have as your "life coach" is Jubal... he's willing to do and say LITERALLY ANYTHING to get your dumb, sorry, lazy ass up and motivated. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: moriza. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is all about CUSTOMER SERVICE... so when a woman buys underwear from his store, he wants to make sure she's HAPPY with it. Extremely Happy. Hear the awkward call in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: CEBImagery.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal loves messing with meatheads... that's why he calls up a guy and tells him he's no longer welcome at his gym. And you won't believe why! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Inf-Lite Teacher. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.