Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Even though Christian works in customer service, he doesn't take sass from anyone... ESPECIALLY old people. So when an older woman needs help with her computer issues, Christian doesn't give a damn! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Eli Duke. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're girlfriend is upset about another woman in her office you COULD try and console her... OR you could just set her up for a phone tap! That's what Jenny's boyfriend did! Hear it in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Roseli Sato. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you ever have a problem with your cable, you better PRAY that Miguel doesn't call you from tech support... Because talking to him is the most frustrating thing in the world. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Ernesto Andrade. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a doctors office to see if they can help fix a crazy problem he's having... you know... down there... It's ALLLL messed up. Can they help Jubal out? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: vavva_92. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her addiction has made her husband so concerned, that he's paid me $1500 to have her admitted to rehab. Whats her addiction? The video game "Candy Crush" of course. The worst of all kinds! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Chelsea Gomez (Oak). Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that she got the LEAD ROLE in the play "West Side Story". But there will be a small change in the script... it's all going to take place on Mars with aliens and robots. Is she up for it? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Raymond Bryson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Jubal's VIRAL PHONE TAP on a 49er fan earlier this week, a blogger in San Francisco wanted to do a phone interview... so Jubal agreed! But then Jubal decided that he would phone tap the poor guy instead! YES! Hear it in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: Hollywood_PR. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man is very unhappy with his dry cleaner. Apparently, the food & drink stain on his suit was not cleaned properly... So Jubal calls from the dry cleaner and tells the guy he should learn to be a cleaner eater. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: wiggoaugogo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that there's a blocked sewage pipe beneath her house. It's totally fixable, but it means they have to drill straight down through the living room floor! LIsten to the PHONE TAP. (Creative Commons: Send in the Clowns. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's new pet parrot won't shut up about Shia LaBeouf and it's driving Jubal LITERALLY INSANE... So Juba calls a therapist for some help and he NEEDS IT (trust me). Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Dmitry Baranovskiy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've been to a Thanksgiving dinner... but have you ever been to a SPANKSGIVING dinner?? It's EXACTLY the same as Thanksgiving... except TOTALLY different. And Jubal needs to hire a caterer for it! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: adotmanda. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remember Estaban's Smash hit "Tan Girl"??? Well he's back with a BRAND NEW SONG about a lovely new lady in his life... it's called "Card Girl". Hear him sing his heart out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: me and the sysop. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know those tiny shampoo bottles they have at hotels?? You know those aren't free, right? Yeah, you have to pay for those... At least that's what Jubal TELLS a woman in today's PHONE TAP! Now she owes the hotel $150?!? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: sea turtle. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody’s favorite foul-mouthed teen, Kyler Korsington, is BACK and he wants to earn his merit badge for helping the eldery... So he calls a rest home to see if he can RENT ONE for the day?!? And he's not going to take NO for an answer. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Joseph Brauer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy gets upset when Jubal calls him and says that there have been fraudulent charges applied to his card... Oh wait, he's not mad about THAT part... it's the fact that Jubal keeps telling him that he's WAY TOO POOR to be spending that amount of money! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: wyn lok. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is back as a travel agent and he has a BIG surprise for a guy named Barry... The cruise his buddy booked for them ISN'T EXACTLY what he thought it would be... but he should totally be a naughty little sailor and still go. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: lewishamdreamer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, "Pook" is back...and he's calling a bank because he needs a big loan to make his new original movie called "SUPER BOOTY"! C'mon... if you heard a title like that you'd HAVE to give him the money for it. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: midwestnerd. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National "Dump Day"! So Jubal is going to call a poor sucker from the "Break a Date" HOTLINE and tell him that his girlfriend is giving his chubby ass the boot! It's not AWKWARD... It's "Break a Date"!! Listen to the PHONE TAP. .(Image Courtesy: Strep72. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The LAST PERSON you want to have as your "life coach" is Jubal... he's willing to do and say LITERALLY ANYTHING to get your dumb, sorry, lazy ass up and motivated. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: moriza. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is all about CUSTOMER SERVICE... so when a woman buys underwear from his store, he wants to make sure she's HAPPY with it. Extremely Happy. Hear the awkward call in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: CEBImagery.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal loves messing with meatheads... that's why he calls up a guy and tells him he's no longer welcome at his gym. And you won't believe why! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Inf-Lite Teacher. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If your neighbor was suing you for thousands of dollars for cutting down a tree... the LAST person you'd want to hire as your lawyer is Miguel. He can barely even speak English, but he'll defend you to the death! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: taminator. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a teacher at school that's out on the PROWL... His name is Mr. Bruce and he's ready to make all the cougars at his school "purrrr". Listen to him work his magic on one of his student's moms in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Soahail.Fazluddin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an elementary school teacher and DEMANDS to know why she's teaching her students about "twerking"... Apparently Jubal's daughter won't stop twerking all over the city and it's ALL this woman's fault! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: zennie62. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes girls can be a little CATTY with each other... and sometimes they can be just downright mean! Listen to this girl UNLOAD when Jubal tells her that another woman has been talking smack behind her back in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: neil conway. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a local gym to mess with the manager who is apparently not very good with customer complaints. You won't BELIEVE what Jubal gets him to agree do in order to keep his client satisfied! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: U.S. Pacific Fleet. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the WORST THINGS you can do is ask a woman if she's pregnant when she's not... And that's EXACTLY what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP! This is what happens when you put Ted the Stoner in charge of a cupcake shop. (Image Courtesy: Steve Koukoulas. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that she has an infestation problem in her apartment... and there's only ONE WAY to fix it. BURN EVERYTHING!!! In fact, he's already started! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: joeltelling. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his bathroom remodel is going to be $12,000 more expensive than he originally thought... But hey, at least those new solid gold light dimmers are going to make that bathroom SPARKLE! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Matthew Nasholm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that he will pay her $1000 to sing commercial jingles for his new toaster repair company... This PHONE TAP is proof that people are willing to do pretty much ANYTHING for the right amount of money! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: revedavion. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal goes to war with a restaurant employee that WILL NOT give him a reservation for dinner. Does this puny little man even KNOW who Jubal IS?!? Listen to the EPIC Phone Tap BATTLE in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: abardwell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Resident meathead, Duff, calls up a total "breezy" because he heard she just got DUMPED... She'll probably feel better when Duff invites her onto his super SWEET boat. Chicks dig boats. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Kevin McShane. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal hires a wedding planner and asks for one of the WEIRDEST wedding ceremonies you've EVER heard! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Dave77459. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Jubal's NEWEST CHARACTER, Estaban! He loves house music, wearing under armour with lots of gold chains and going to tanning salons to hit on the chickas! Now he needs a girl to star in his new music video! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: [RoRRo]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her how excited he is for her engagement... the problem she isn't engaged yet. Oops, did Jubal just RUIN the big surprise for her? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Incase. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doodle, the Adult Baby, needs 2 things in his life... a kindergarten tutor and a mommy. Maybe this girl on Craigslist can help Doodle with BOTH! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: samantha rebecca. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mattress store because he wants to make sure his new bed can take a SERIOUS "pounding" before he buys it... Do you know what we mean? Neither does the mattress salesman in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: justmakeit. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal can not BELIEVE what he found in the back seat of his car.... Neither can the oil change company he calls to complain to. Listen the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: ckOrange. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" is back and he has a message to give all the children... "Brush dem teeth!" So he wants to use a dentist's office to make a BADASS music video, but the dentist isn't so thrilled about the idea. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: The Djudju Beast. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a flower delivery service because he wants a bouquet delivered... to HIMSELF?? Yea, it's weird but Jubal's still pretty emotional after his breakup with his girlfriend and he's coping the BEST he can. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: spunkinator. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fiona THINKS she's setting up her husband for a PHONE TAP... but instead, she's getting REVERSE PHONE TAPPED! LISTEN to how ANGRY she gets when she find out her husband has already emailed the show. (Image Courtesy: Will Foster. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and accuses him of running a METH LAB in his house! Of course, the guy is totally clean... but Jubal knows a DRUGGIE when he sees one and he's ready to bust this operation! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody knows you get penalized for paying a bill too late... but have you ever heard of penalties for paying ALMOST LATE??? Neither has THIS guy... Listen to him FREAK OUT in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mother is FURIOUS when Jubal poses as a football coach and tells her that her son is getting CUT from the team... Maybe that kid should work on his scrubbing skills. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal understands that if you want to be BIG TIME ACTOR, it's not WHAT you know... it's WHO you know. So he calls an acting school to see if he can get the hookups! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: )ota. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman is on vacation and scheduled her million dollar house to be painted... the problem is stoner Ted is the painter, and he made a TEENY TINY mistake. Hear the woman FREAK OUT in the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: luke.baldacchino. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman asked her friend to recommend a good lawyer... unfortunately, her "friend" recommended Jubal Flagg, Attorney at Law. And he's not about to listen to her little sob story. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: keltickelton. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel is BACK and his English still isn't very good... so he's going to try his best to not offend anybody when he buys a car off Craigslist. Good luck Miguel! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: myoldpostcards. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal tries to use EVERY outdated catch phrase he can possibly think of... Can he "Keep it Real"??? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Photo Extremist. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a new employee that he needs to sign his "Torment Waiver" before he can come into work.... Don't know what a "torment waiver" is? Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: TheRogue. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.