Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

"Big Pook" calls a shoe store to buy some sweet pumps for his lady friend... but things get a little SAUCY when Pook hears the female employee talking about feet. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The answer, Alex, would be: "What is Super Embarrassing?" The question is: "A Jubal Phone Tap". Listen as Jubal pranks a Jeopardy fanatic in today's PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook calls a local bakery to make a VERY unusual request... do you know what a "pastening" is?? You're about to find out in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your highschool yearbook photo is a pretty big deal to most kids... but what if they messed up on your name, or what if what they wrote wasn't a NAME at all?! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal is actually able to make a librarian ANGRY. I don't know why she's mad though, Jubal was using his "inside voice"! Listen to the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has been threatened in Phone Taps before, but NEVER like this! Find out what happens when he tells a guy to move his POS car away from Jubal's house in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is all set for his hot date, but the girl is totally TURNED OFF when he calls asking to bring some unusual people along. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Lisa Brewster. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has a an important phone interview for a job, but the girl doesn't seem impressed when he starts shouting out random movie quotes. I wonder WHY. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another guy FLIPS OUT when Jubal calls him from "Break-A-Date", the fake website where Jubal breaks up with your boyfriend or girlfriend SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Listen to the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our extremely nerdy friend Donald, is ready to get SUPER RIPPED... So he calls up a gym that he heard has the hottest chicks around! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new girl at a PR firm gets PRANKED by her co-workers today! She thinks Bradley Cooper is coming to Seattle and Jubal does NOT want a "NEWBIE" handling his high profile client! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never put Jubal in charge of your wife's birthday invitations... because what he accidentally writes on them will put you in the dog house forever. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Mr. Flibble. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him he's being placed in the Women's Division of the country club tennis tournament. I don't know why he's so mad... now he might actually win! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: mary_gaston22. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucas's girlfriend e-mailed the show to tell us how badly he wants to go Vegas for Jubal's birthday.... So Jubal calls Lucas to offer him a little trade for the tickets. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: madlyinlovewithlife. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian calls up a guy who's about to get married pretty much just to complain about the bride-to-be. Don't make Christian mad... because he can be HARSH. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a bad combination when Jubal has a "tummy bug" and he has to clean a guy's $50,000 car... Things get a little "messy" in today's PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian and his buddy went golfing and did some minor damage to their golf cart. Hear how NERVOUS Brian gets when Jubal calls to confront him in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

His name is Sage Willlowbrook, and he is going to take pictures at your wedding whether he's invited or not. Take this magical journey with him and listen to the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is TOTALLY not insecure, but he really needs to ask his girlfriend's ex a "HUGE" question.... This is going to be awkward! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Leo Reynolds. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the personal trainer is making an AWESOME workout video and he needs the help of a hot female trainer... For some reason the girl on the phone just isn't up to Duff's standards. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: bricehardelin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing is more refreshing than your morning glass of Orange Juice... UNTIL Jubal tells you that a co-worker has been PEEING in it! Listen to this guy freak out today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: . CarbonNYC. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook"s pinky toe just randomly popped off his foot when he took his athlete's foot medication! WTF!?! Listen as he calls his pharmacist to complain in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: rbatina. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've heard of "dead beat dads".... Well today Jubal poses as a lawyer and tells a woman she owes her ex-husband money for "dog support". Hear her reaction in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: boxchain. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's normal for a plumber to let himself in to fix a clogged pipe... its NOT NORMAL for him to call you and say he's moving in! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Trev Grant. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's PHONE TAP starts with a bad appraisal on a coin collection... then it just turns into an ALL OUT KUNG FOO BATTLE! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: MikeOliveri. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is the world's CREEPIEST maintenance guy. He just changed your shower heads and wants to see how everything is working... and he means EVERYTHING. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Photorolo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Jubal's NEWEST character, Kyler Kensington, the brace-faced teenager with a foul mouth and non-stop energy. Give him the money he needs to go to Maryland OR ELSE! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Joseph Brauer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet the most STRESSED OUT MOM in the world! She's so mad about her son's social studies grades that she actually threatens Jubal's life in the PHONE TAP! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: SalFalko. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook has some WEIRD team building exercises to help your co-workers bond together. What the heck is a "soft scream"? We're about to find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: derfian. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doodle, the 22 year old Man-Baby, is BACK and his daddy is asking a dog walker to walk him around the neighborhood! Is she up to the task? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy : samantha rebecca. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy FREAKS OUT when he learns that "Joe Nadds", the Northwest's premiere stripper will be performing at his fiancé's bachelorette party! Listen to his MELT DOWN in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: AngelJob. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the Stoner was detailing a lady's car and he forgot his ummm.... "medicine"... in it. She gets pretty UPSET when Ted calls to ask for it back. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: deboh_cherry. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Buzzy" is OUT OF PRISON and headed to a Bachelor Party this weekend! He just needs to call and make sure that nobody is going to set off one of his MANY "triggers". Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: -pushkill-. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman FLIPS OUT when Jubal tells her that she needs to pay off ALL of her dumbass boyfriend's parking tickets. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Brent Finnegan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A groom GOES OFF when Jubal tells him that his wedding is being BUMPED from their hotel this weekend... Why? Because the Kardashians are coming to town! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Thomas Hawk. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl applied for a job at a tanning salon... So Jubal gives her the WEIRDEST phone interview of her life! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: pure9. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing more annoying than having computer issues is having a STONER try to help you fix it over the phone. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: tuxstorm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ATTENTION ALL WAITERS! If you ever have the desire to spit in your customers' food, Jubal MAY have the desire to PHONE TAP you... Don't mess with Jubal's food! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Trev Grant. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lot of guys don't like to get massages from other dudes. But what if Jubal just PRETENDS to be a woman while he gives the massage? That SHOULD work right? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Nika. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know how women always ask if their jeans make them look too big? Let this be a lesson to every man... don't EVER tell them "yes". Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: movethelife. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel doesn't understand English very well and people get SO UPSET with him. He just needs a doctor appointment because he hurt his "bonestick". Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: PsychoManiac In The House. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is FREAKING OUT because he's leaving for China in 2 days and needs his passport. Jubal calls and tells him it's ready to be picked up.... over in Canada. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: The Wide Wide World. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal REALLY pisses a dude off when he tells him that his car has been repoed! Jubal COULD be nice and helpful... but he'd rather just make the guy's life a living hell. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: nikoretro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mother GOES BALLISTIC when Jubal tells her that he gave her 15 year old daughter a TATTOO... That's not Jubal's problem though, he just wants his $200. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Phillip Pessar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the most GULLIBLE dudes Jubal has ever phone tapped! Jubal convinces him there's a pen lodged in his you-know-what... and there's a QUICK way to get it out. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy:See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's foreign friend "Vlad" is back from Azerbaijain and wants to buy a futon! So he answers a Craigslist list ad... but he's not used to doing business with a WOMAN! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tobyotter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine dropping your car off at the dealer to have your brakes fixed, then getting a call 2 hours later saying they accidentally SOLD IT. Maybe you would freak out like THIS woman did in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: andrewrennie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BAD news... somebody secretly filmed this guy taking a shower at the gym. The Good News... Jubal thinks he looks AWESOME in the video. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Ordinary Guy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's FAVORITE depressed clown is back for another phone tap, Buttons! This time he's doing an office party... he just needs a few shots of gin before he's ready to perform! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: _gee_. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BREAK A DATE IS BACK! Nobody likes breaking people's hearts... except Jubal that is! That's why he tells a girl that her boyfriend is DUMPING HER ASS with "Break a Date"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Veronica Bautista. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.