Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Doodle, the 22 year old Man-Baby, is BACK and his daddy is asking a dog walker to walk him around the neighborhood! Is she up to the task? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy : samantha rebecca. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy FREAKS OUT when he learns that "Joe Nadds", the Northwest's premiere stripper will be performing at his fiancé's bachelorette party! Listen to his MELT DOWN in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: AngelJob. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the Stoner was detailing a lady's car and he forgot his ummm.... "medicine"... in it. She gets pretty UPSET when Ted calls to ask for it back. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: deboh_cherry. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Buzzy" is OUT OF PRISON and headed to a Bachelor Party this weekend! He just needs to call and make sure that nobody is going to set off one of his MANY "triggers". Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: -pushkill-. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman FLIPS OUT when Jubal tells her that she needs to pay off ALL of her dumbass boyfriend's parking tickets. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Brent Finnegan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A groom GOES OFF when Jubal tells him that his wedding is being BUMPED from their hotel this weekend... Why? Because the Kardashians are coming to town! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Thomas Hawk. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl applied for a job at a tanning salon... So Jubal gives her the WEIRDEST phone interview of her life! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: pure9. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing more annoying than having computer issues is having a STONER try to help you fix it over the phone. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: tuxstorm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ATTENTION ALL WAITERS! If you ever have the desire to spit in your customers' food, Jubal MAY have the desire to PHONE TAP you... Don't mess with Jubal's food! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Trev Grant. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lot of guys don't like to get massages from other dudes. But what if Jubal just PRETENDS to be a woman while he gives the massage? That SHOULD work right? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Nika. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know how women always ask if their jeans make them look too big? Let this be a lesson to every man... don't EVER tell them "yes". Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: movethelife. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel doesn't understand English very well and people get SO UPSET with him. He just needs a doctor appointment because he hurt his "bonestick". Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: PsychoManiac In The House. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is FREAKING OUT because he's leaving for China in 2 days and needs his passport. Jubal calls and tells him it's ready to be picked up.... over in Canada. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: The Wide Wide World. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal REALLY pisses a dude off when he tells him that his car has been repoed! Jubal COULD be nice and helpful... but he'd rather just make the guy's life a living hell. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: nikoretro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mother GOES BALLISTIC when Jubal tells her that he gave her 15 year old daughter a TATTOO... That's not Jubal's problem though, he just wants his $200. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Phillip Pessar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the most GULLIBLE dudes Jubal has ever phone tapped! Jubal convinces him there's a pen lodged in his you-know-what... and there's a QUICK way to get it out. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy:See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's foreign friend "Vlad" is back from Azerbaijain and wants to buy a futon! So he answers a Craigslist list ad... but he's not used to doing business with a WOMAN! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tobyotter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine dropping your car off at the dealer to have your brakes fixed, then getting a call 2 hours later saying they accidentally SOLD IT. Maybe you would freak out like THIS woman did in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: andrewrennie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BAD news... somebody secretly filmed this guy taking a shower at the gym. The Good News... Jubal thinks he looks AWESOME in the video. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Ordinary Guy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's FAVORITE depressed clown is back for another phone tap, Buttons! This time he's doing an office party... he just needs a few shots of gin before he's ready to perform! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: _gee_. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BREAK A DATE IS BACK! Nobody likes breaking people's hearts... except Jubal that is! That's why he tells a girl that her boyfriend is DUMPING HER ASS with "Break a Date"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Veronica Bautista. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook went into a strip club the other night and left with a few injuries. He claims that one of the girls actually broke his lap!?!? Listen to the PHONE TAP as Pook confronts the owner of the club!(Image Courtesy: Chiceaux. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This angry cell phone user just doesn't get the difference between 2G and 4G coverage... Maybe Jubal should explain it to him 17 more times! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Clint Gardner. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carrie's mom is ALWAYS giving her daughter's number out to random dudes. This time, she gave it to "Big Pook". Pook is willing to take Carrie out for Valentines Day and show her a good time. Maybe even give her a little somethin' somethin'? See how Carrie reacts in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: aknacer.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Ted the stoner" calls a girl because he has her mail... uhhhh, at least he THINKS. Should he give it back or just go ahead CASH her paychecks? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: nhuisman. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian calls up a girl's fiance to make sure he doesn't make a HUGE MISTAKE on Valentines Day. He better rethink his order of a dozen tulips unless he wants to look like a total "cheap ass"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: my name's happiness. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put your cookies where your mouth is! Jubal challenges a female co-worker to a good old fashioned "cookie off". Winner takes all in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: john koetsier. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leave your iPhone in a taxi cab, and you MIGHT get a call from "Miguel"... the cab driver that gives the world's worst directions! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: NYCArthur. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal's underwear goes missing he knows EXACTLY who to blame! Will the guy accept responsibility or do they need to have a make out fight over it? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TheGreatVermin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal uses his sexual "expertise" to give a guy some CRUCIAL ADVICE in the bedroom whether he wants to hear it or not. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Sandy Livermore. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman from the auto-mechanic's shop with some bad news. Her car accidentally fell off the lift and is COMPLETELY totaled. Listen as Jubal tries to place the blame on HER in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: vnoel. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the stoner (Jubal) thinks he's SAVED THE DAY by putting out an apartment fire with his bong water. Shockingly, the landlord isn't so impressed. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: deboh_cherry. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff needs the PERFECT GIFT for his Valentine's Day date. So he asks the girl's sister what he can buy to help him get laid! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: frankfarm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rednecks Beware! If you listen to this PHONE TAP you might get so mad, you'll wanna wrastle a pig. Listen to the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: martnpro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mother to let her know her 7 year old is a TOTAL HATER at school. Jubal just wants the students in his class to compliment his amazing sense of style. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Erik J. Gustafson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelsey drunkenly sent a topless photo to a dude in Portland. But Jubal tells her that the photos went to a poor sweet OLD LADY instead. Sounds like sexual harassment to me! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: JakeBrewer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be a therapist and tries to convince a guy that he has a cross-dressing alter ego named "Lady Godiva". It MUST be true, I mean why would Jubal lie about something like that? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Courtarro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is back and he's calling around the neighborhood with a HUGE announcement... "It's a mothereffin BOGO Weekend!" How could this possibly go wrong? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Rob Boudon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A wife FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells her that her husband got wasted on his business trip. Now he can't even make his flight home... of course, it's ALL Jubal's fault. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Christopher Henning. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever eaten cake off of a naked man before? Because it's Jubal's ultimate birthday fantasy... and he's willing to shell out $15,000 to a restaurant in order to get it! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: greggoconnell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab onto Duff's EGGO waffle abs and you'll forget about your D-BAG ex boyfriend TWICE AS FAST! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Enrique_L.. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwing water in a child's face might be the perfect way to discipline your kid at school. Or it COULD possibly scar them for life. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sokabs. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" wants to take care of the old folks at the local retirement home. But things start to go badly when he calls the retirees old mother$&%*@#! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: evilpeacock. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"The Chad" knows that the BEST way to get a hot date is to be a total d-bag on the phone. No girl can resist the charms of "The Chad"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TomConger. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Women tend to get offended when you tell them they a moustache. Jubal doesn't understand why. Listen to the PHONE TAP and support "No Shave November"!(Image Courtesy: fetmano. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is only doing his job when he tells a guy that his 12 day luxury cruise has been shortened to 3 days. And DON'T give Christian any lip about it or he'll slap your sexy little mouth! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: starpause kid. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's PHONE TAP, Jubal tells his cleaning lady she should wear a French maid outfit the next time she's tidying up around the house. AWKWARD! Jubal might have a dirty house, but he has an even DIRTIER mind. .(Image Courtesy: DivineLegs000. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens in Vegas... sometimes ends up on the RADIO. A guy FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells him he's being fired for losing the corporate credit card & spending $7500 at a Las Vegas gentleman's club. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Imgae Courtesy: mockstar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sweating from the eyeballs and bumps the size of Gobstoppers!?! Jubal tells one woman, he may have accidentally gave her the "Peruvian Sweats"... whatever THAT is. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Mr. Wright. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Attention Online Shoppers... Jubal is going to SCREW YOU OVER this holiday season by making you pay a $20 PER PACKAGE fee! If you don't like it, you're cut off! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Diesel Dan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.