Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

If your neighbor was suing you for thousands of dollars for cutting down a tree... the LAST person you'd want to hire as your lawyer is Miguel. He can barely even speak English, but he'll defend you to the death! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: taminator. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a teacher at school that's out on the PROWL... His name is Mr. Bruce and he's ready to make all the cougars at his school "purrrr". Listen to him work his magic on one of his student's moms in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Soahail.Fazluddin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an elementary school teacher and DEMANDS to know why she's teaching her students about "twerking"... Apparently Jubal's daughter won't stop twerking all over the city and it's ALL this woman's fault! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: zennie62. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes girls can be a little CATTY with each other... and sometimes they can be just downright mean! Listen to this girl UNLOAD when Jubal tells her that another woman has been talking smack behind her back in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: neil conway. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a local gym to mess with the manager who is apparently not very good with customer complaints. You won't BELIEVE what Jubal gets him to agree do in order to keep his client satisfied! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: U.S. Pacific Fleet. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the WORST THINGS you can do is ask a woman if she's pregnant when she's not... And that's EXACTLY what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP! This is what happens when you put Ted the Stoner in charge of a cupcake shop. (Image Courtesy: Steve Koukoulas. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that she has an infestation problem in her apartment... and there's only ONE WAY to fix it. BURN EVERYTHING!!! In fact, he's already started! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: joeltelling. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his bathroom remodel is going to be $12,000 more expensive than he originally thought... But hey, at least those new solid gold light dimmers are going to make that bathroom SPARKLE! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Matthew Nasholm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that he will pay her $1000 to sing commercial jingles for his new toaster repair company... This PHONE TAP is proof that people are willing to do pretty much ANYTHING for the right amount of money! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: revedavion. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal goes to war with a restaurant employee that WILL NOT give him a reservation for dinner. Does this puny little man even KNOW who Jubal IS?!? Listen to the EPIC Phone Tap BATTLE in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: abardwell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Resident meathead, Duff, calls up a total "breezy" because he heard she just got DUMPED... She'll probably feel better when Duff invites her onto his super SWEET boat. Chicks dig boats. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Kevin McShane. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal hires a wedding planner and asks for one of the WEIRDEST wedding ceremonies you've EVER heard! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Dave77459. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Jubal's NEWEST CHARACTER, Estaban! He loves house music, wearing under armour with lots of gold chains and going to tanning salons to hit on the chickas! Now he needs a girl to star in his new music video! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: [RoRRo]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her how excited he is for her engagement... the problem she isn't engaged yet. Oops, did Jubal just RUIN the big surprise for her? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Incase. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doodle, the Adult Baby, needs 2 things in his life... a kindergarten tutor and a mommy. Maybe this girl on Craigslist can help Doodle with BOTH! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: samantha rebecca. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mattress store because he wants to make sure his new bed can take a SERIOUS "pounding" before he buys it... Do you know what we mean? Neither does the mattress salesman in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: justmakeit. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal can not BELIEVE what he found in the back seat of his car.... Neither can the oil change company he calls to complain to. Listen the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: ckOrange. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" is back and he has a message to give all the children... "Brush dem teeth!" So he wants to use a dentist's office to make a BADASS music video, but the dentist isn't so thrilled about the idea. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: The Djudju Beast. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a flower delivery service because he wants a bouquet delivered... to HIMSELF?? Yea, it's weird but Jubal's still pretty emotional after his breakup with his girlfriend and he's coping the BEST he can. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: spunkinator. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fiona THINKS she's setting up her husband for a PHONE TAP... but instead, she's getting REVERSE PHONE TAPPED! LISTEN to how ANGRY she gets when she find out her husband has already emailed the show. (Image Courtesy: Will Foster. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and accuses him of running a METH LAB in his house! Of course, the guy is totally clean... but Jubal knows a DRUGGIE when he sees one and he's ready to bust this operation! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody knows you get penalized for paying a bill too late... but have you ever heard of penalties for paying ALMOST LATE??? Neither has THIS guy... Listen to him FREAK OUT in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mother is FURIOUS when Jubal poses as a football coach and tells her that her son is getting CUT from the team... Maybe that kid should work on his scrubbing skills. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal understands that if you want to be BIG TIME ACTOR, it's not WHAT you know... it's WHO you know. So he calls an acting school to see if he can get the hookups! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: )ota. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman is on vacation and scheduled her million dollar house to be painted... the problem is stoner Ted is the painter, and he made a TEENY TINY mistake. Hear the woman FREAK OUT in the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: luke.baldacchino. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman asked her friend to recommend a good lawyer... unfortunately, her "friend" recommended Jubal Flagg, Attorney at Law. And he's not about to listen to her little sob story. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: keltickelton. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel is BACK and his English still isn't very good... so he's going to try his best to not offend anybody when he buys a car off Craigslist. Good luck Miguel! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: myoldpostcards. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal tries to use EVERY outdated catch phrase he can possibly think of... Can he "Keep it Real"??? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Photo Extremist. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a new employee that he needs to sign his "Torment Waiver" before he can come into work.... Don't know what a "torment waiver" is? Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: TheRogue. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favorite foul-mouthed teen, Kyler Korsington, is back and he's keeping the hallways safe. Today he calls a father to let him know his daughter said a bad word and Kyler wants her to be disciplined! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy : Joseph Brauer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal thinks the stripper from a bachelor party ACCIDENTALLY stole his cell phone.... and she gets PISSED OFF when Jubal calls to confront her about it. Listen to today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Symic. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal tells a woman that his pet "Chowder" got loose in her kitchen, she isn't too concerned.... until she finds out "Chowder" is actually a SNAKE! Listen to her freak out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Bois Kowski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reed's having issues with his cell phone . Calling as a wireless service tech, Jubal says a quick "Wall Reset" will do the trick. You know? Wall reset? Throwing your cell phone against the wall. Listen to the phone tap. It just might work. Probably not. (Image Courtesy: Lazurite. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man has been hiding his wife's car from her for a week JUST so Jubal could do this PHONE TAP on her! Turns out Jubal found the car, but getting it back to her won't be all that easy. Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: bradleygee. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a Tacoma restaurant for a phone interview... but it's REALLY HARD to hard answer any questions since Jubal's been awake for the last 36 hours! That's the price of getting a great body! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: cepascal. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her grandma has been involved in some "shady activity" at her assisted living facility... Sounds like grandma's gone wild? Listen to the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a middle school SEX-ED teacher because he needs some advice on how to improve his love life... what he's doing now DEFINITELY is not working. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: jinglejammer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily hooked up with a guy the other night and she actually wants us to PHONE TAP him! It's the perfect opportunity to have her "best friend" Christian call and SLAM the guy's bad technique. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: vernhart. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to get a job in a movie... Listen to what Jubal makes this woman do when he tells her that there's a role for her on a big time film! (Image Courtesy: Silvio Tanaka. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our nerdy friend, Donald is scouring Craigslist and is ready to trade his SUPER SWEET CROSSBOW for some new stuff! But the guy on the other line doesn't seem too thrilled with Donald's trade offers. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: IslesPunkFan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So you sleep with a guy's wife and her husband calls to THANK YOU for it?!? What the....? Listen as Jubal makes things EXTREMELY awkward in today's PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody has THAT GUY at work who thinks he's hilarious during meetings and makes them go on forever. Jubal uses today's PHONE TAP to finally get back at one of them! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Britney Spears comes to shop at your store, expect three things: Hundreds of paparazzi, thousands of screaming fans and the possibility of Ms. Spears leaving a "twosie" on the floor. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: EuPaparazzi. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite awkward banker, Frank, is on the PROWL for the ladies and he's smitten with a rather large kitten. It's time to give her a ringy ding ding and see if she wants to snuggle. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Andrew Kudrin. Creative Commons))See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy did the RIGHT THING and left a note after he accidentally dinged someone's car. But instead of getting an estimate for the damages he gets into a "DING BATTLE" with Jubal Flagg! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal completely RUINS a woman's anniversary plans with her husband... She doesn't sound very happy when Jubal tells her about the new room arrangement on their luxury cruise. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him that his vacation days are being significantly reduced. He doesn't take the news so well, but the company has a GOOD REASON for it! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman there's a problem getting her gown back from the dry cleaners... he MAY have gotten drunk and done stuff to it. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's only been in America for 2 weeks, his English isn't very good, but he has a heart of gold and he's VERY excited to order some authentic Italian food! Meet "Guiseppe" in today's PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

His name is Christian, he's your waiter and you BETTER NOT give him a bad tip or he'll slap you right in your sexy little mouth! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.