Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Our favorite foul-mouthed teen, Kyler Korsington, is back and he's keeping the hallways safe. Today he calls a father to let him know his daughter said a bad word and Kyler wants her to be disciplined! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy : Joseph Brauer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal thinks the stripper from a bachelor party ACCIDENTALLY stole his cell phone.... and she gets PISSED OFF when Jubal calls to confront her about it. Listen to today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Symic. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal tells a woman that his pet "Chowder" got loose in her kitchen, she isn't too concerned.... until she finds out "Chowder" is actually a SNAKE! Listen to her freak out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Bois Kowski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reed's having issues with his cell phone . Calling as a wireless service tech, Jubal says a quick "Wall Reset" will do the trick. You know? Wall reset? Throwing your cell phone against the wall. Listen to the phone tap. It just might work. Probably not. (Image Courtesy: Lazurite. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man has been hiding his wife's car from her for a week JUST so Jubal could do this PHONE TAP on her! Turns out Jubal found the car, but getting it back to her won't be all that easy. Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: bradleygee. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a Tacoma restaurant for a phone interview... but it's REALLY HARD to hard answer any questions since Jubal's been awake for the last 36 hours! That's the price of getting a great body! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: cepascal. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her grandma has been involved in some "shady activity" at her assisted living facility... Sounds like grandma's gone wild? Listen to the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a middle school SEX-ED teacher because he needs some advice on how to improve his love life... what he's doing now DEFINITELY is not working. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: jinglejammer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily hooked up with a guy the other night and she actually wants us to PHONE TAP him! It's the perfect opportunity to have her "best friend" Christian call and SLAM the guy's bad technique. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: vernhart. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to get a job in a movie... Listen to what Jubal makes this woman do when he tells her that there's a role for her on a big time film! (Image Courtesy: Silvio Tanaka. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our nerdy friend, Donald is scouring Craigslist and is ready to trade his SUPER SWEET CROSSBOW for some new stuff! But the guy on the other line doesn't seem too thrilled with Donald's trade offers. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: IslesPunkFan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So you sleep with a guy's wife and her husband calls to THANK YOU for it?!? What the....? Listen as Jubal makes things EXTREMELY awkward in today's PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody has THAT GUY at work who thinks he's hilarious during meetings and makes them go on forever. Jubal uses today's PHONE TAP to finally get back at one of them! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Britney Spears comes to shop at your store, expect three things: Hundreds of paparazzi, thousands of screaming fans and the possibility of Ms. Spears leaving a "twosie" on the floor. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: EuPaparazzi. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite awkward banker, Frank, is on the PROWL for the ladies and he's smitten with a rather large kitten. It's time to give her a ringy ding ding and see if she wants to snuggle. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Andrew Kudrin. Creative Commons))See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy did the RIGHT THING and left a note after he accidentally dinged someone's car. But instead of getting an estimate for the damages he gets into a "DING BATTLE" with Jubal Flagg! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal completely RUINS a woman's anniversary plans with her husband... She doesn't sound very happy when Jubal tells her about the new room arrangement on their luxury cruise. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him that his vacation days are being significantly reduced. He doesn't take the news so well, but the company has a GOOD REASON for it! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman there's a problem getting her gown back from the dry cleaners... he MAY have gotten drunk and done stuff to it. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's only been in America for 2 weeks, his English isn't very good, but he has a heart of gold and he's VERY excited to order some authentic Italian food! Meet "Guiseppe" in today's PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

His name is Christian, he's your waiter and you BETTER NOT give him a bad tip or he'll slap you right in your sexy little mouth! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" calls a shoe store to buy some sweet pumps for his lady friend... but things get a little SAUCY when Pook hears the female employee talking about feet. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The answer, Alex, would be: "What is Super Embarrassing?" The question is: "A Jubal Phone Tap". Listen as Jubal pranks a Jeopardy fanatic in today's PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook calls a local bakery to make a VERY unusual request... do you know what a "pastening" is?? You're about to find out in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your highschool yearbook photo is a pretty big deal to most kids... but what if they messed up on your name, or what if what they wrote wasn't a NAME at all?! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal is actually able to make a librarian ANGRY. I don't know why she's mad though, Jubal was using his "inside voice"! Listen to the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has been threatened in Phone Taps before, but NEVER like this! Find out what happens when he tells a guy to move his POS car away from Jubal's house in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is all set for his hot date, but the girl is totally TURNED OFF when he calls asking to bring some unusual people along. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Lisa Brewster. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has a an important phone interview for a job, but the girl doesn't seem impressed when he starts shouting out random movie quotes. I wonder WHY. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another guy FLIPS OUT when Jubal calls him from "Break-A-Date", the fake website where Jubal breaks up with your boyfriend or girlfriend SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Listen to the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our extremely nerdy friend Donald, is ready to get SUPER RIPPED... So he calls up a gym that he heard has the hottest chicks around! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new girl at a PR firm gets PRANKED by her co-workers today! She thinks Bradley Cooper is coming to Seattle and Jubal does NOT want a "NEWBIE" handling his high profile client! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never put Jubal in charge of your wife's birthday invitations... because what he accidentally writes on them will put you in the dog house forever. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Mr. Flibble. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him he's being placed in the Women's Division of the country club tennis tournament. I don't know why he's so mad... now he might actually win! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: mary_gaston22. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucas's girlfriend e-mailed the show to tell us how badly he wants to go Vegas for Jubal's birthday.... So Jubal calls Lucas to offer him a little trade for the tickets. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: madlyinlovewithlife. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian calls up a guy who's about to get married pretty much just to complain about the bride-to-be. Don't make Christian mad... because he can be HARSH. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a bad combination when Jubal has a "tummy bug" and he has to clean a guy's $50,000 car... Things get a little "messy" in today's PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian and his buddy went golfing and did some minor damage to their golf cart. Hear how NERVOUS Brian gets when Jubal calls to confront him in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

His name is Sage Willlowbrook, and he is going to take pictures at your wedding whether he's invited or not. Take this magical journey with him and listen to the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is TOTALLY not insecure, but he really needs to ask his girlfriend's ex a "HUGE" question.... This is going to be awkward! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Leo Reynolds. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the personal trainer is making an AWESOME workout video and he needs the help of a hot female trainer... For some reason the girl on the phone just isn't up to Duff's standards. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: bricehardelin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing is more refreshing than your morning glass of Orange Juice... UNTIL Jubal tells you that a co-worker has been PEEING in it! Listen to this guy freak out today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: . CarbonNYC. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook"s pinky toe just randomly popped off his foot when he took his athlete's foot medication! WTF!?! Listen as he calls his pharmacist to complain in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: rbatina. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've heard of "dead beat dads".... Well today Jubal poses as a lawyer and tells a woman she owes her ex-husband money for "dog support". Hear her reaction in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: boxchain. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's normal for a plumber to let himself in to fix a clogged pipe... its NOT NORMAL for him to call you and say he's moving in! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Trev Grant. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's PHONE TAP starts with a bad appraisal on a coin collection... then it just turns into an ALL OUT KUNG FOO BATTLE! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: MikeOliveri. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is the world's CREEPIEST maintenance guy. He just changed your shower heads and wants to see how everything is working... and he means EVERYTHING. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Photorolo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Jubal's NEWEST character, Kyler Kensington, the brace-faced teenager with a foul mouth and non-stop energy. Give him the money he needs to go to Maryland OR ELSE! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Joseph Brauer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet the most STRESSED OUT MOM in the world! She's so mad about her son's social studies grades that she actually threatens Jubal's life in the PHONE TAP! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: SalFalko. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook has some WEIRD team building exercises to help your co-workers bond together. What the heck is a "soft scream"? We're about to find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: derfian. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.