Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Big Pook went into a strip club the other night and left with a few injuries. He claims that one of the girls actually broke his lap!?!? Listen to the PHONE TAP as Pook confronts the owner of the club!(Image Courtesy: Chiceaux. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This angry cell phone user just doesn't get the difference between 2G and 4G coverage... Maybe Jubal should explain it to him 17 more times! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Clint Gardner. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carrie's mom is ALWAYS giving her daughter's number out to random dudes. This time, she gave it to "Big Pook". Pook is willing to take Carrie out for Valentines Day and show her a good time. Maybe even give her a little somethin' somethin'? See how Carrie reacts in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: aknacer.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Ted the stoner" calls a girl because he has her mail... uhhhh, at least he THINKS. Should he give it back or just go ahead CASH her paychecks? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: nhuisman. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian calls up a girl's fiance to make sure he doesn't make a HUGE MISTAKE on Valentines Day. He better rethink his order of a dozen tulips unless he wants to look like a total "cheap ass"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: my name's happiness. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put your cookies where your mouth is! Jubal challenges a female co-worker to a good old fashioned "cookie off". Winner takes all in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: john koetsier. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leave your iPhone in a taxi cab, and you MIGHT get a call from "Miguel"... the cab driver that gives the world's worst directions! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: NYCArthur. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal's underwear goes missing he knows EXACTLY who to blame! Will the guy accept responsibility or do they need to have a make out fight over it? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TheGreatVermin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal uses his sexual "expertise" to give a guy some CRUCIAL ADVICE in the bedroom whether he wants to hear it or not. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Sandy Livermore. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman from the auto-mechanic's shop with some bad news. Her car accidentally fell off the lift and is COMPLETELY totaled. Listen as Jubal tries to place the blame on HER in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: vnoel. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the stoner (Jubal) thinks he's SAVED THE DAY by putting out an apartment fire with his bong water. Shockingly, the landlord isn't so impressed. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: deboh_cherry. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff needs the PERFECT GIFT for his Valentine's Day date. So he asks the girl's sister what he can buy to help him get laid! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: frankfarm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rednecks Beware! If you listen to this PHONE TAP you might get so mad, you'll wanna wrastle a pig. Listen to the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: martnpro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mother to let her know her 7 year old is a TOTAL HATER at school. Jubal just wants the students in his class to compliment his amazing sense of style. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Erik J. Gustafson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelsey drunkenly sent a topless photo to a dude in Portland. But Jubal tells her that the photos went to a poor sweet OLD LADY instead. Sounds like sexual harassment to me! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: JakeBrewer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be a therapist and tries to convince a guy that he has a cross-dressing alter ego named "Lady Godiva". It MUST be true, I mean why would Jubal lie about something like that? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Courtarro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is back and he's calling around the neighborhood with a HUGE announcement... "It's a mothereffin BOGO Weekend!" How could this possibly go wrong? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Rob Boudon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A wife FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells her that her husband got wasted on his business trip. Now he can't even make his flight home... of course, it's ALL Jubal's fault. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Christopher Henning. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever eaten cake off of a naked man before? Because it's Jubal's ultimate birthday fantasy... and he's willing to shell out $15,000 to a restaurant in order to get it! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: greggoconnell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab onto Duff's EGGO waffle abs and you'll forget about your D-BAG ex boyfriend TWICE AS FAST! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Enrique_L.. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwing water in a child's face might be the perfect way to discipline your kid at school. Or it COULD possibly scar them for life. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sokabs. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" wants to take care of the old folks at the local retirement home. But things start to go badly when he calls the retirees old mother$&%*@#! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: evilpeacock. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"The Chad" knows that the BEST way to get a hot date is to be a total d-bag on the phone. No girl can resist the charms of "The Chad"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TomConger. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Women tend to get offended when you tell them they a moustache. Jubal doesn't understand why. Listen to the PHONE TAP and support "No Shave November"!(Image Courtesy: fetmano. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is only doing his job when he tells a guy that his 12 day luxury cruise has been shortened to 3 days. And DON'T give Christian any lip about it or he'll slap your sexy little mouth! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: starpause kid. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's PHONE TAP, Jubal tells his cleaning lady she should wear a French maid outfit the next time she's tidying up around the house. AWKWARD! Jubal might have a dirty house, but he has an even DIRTIER mind. .(Image Courtesy: DivineLegs000. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens in Vegas... sometimes ends up on the RADIO. A guy FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells him he's being fired for losing the corporate credit card & spending $7500 at a Las Vegas gentleman's club. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Imgae Courtesy: mockstar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sweating from the eyeballs and bumps the size of Gobstoppers!?! Jubal tells one woman, he may have accidentally gave her the "Peruvian Sweats"... whatever THAT is. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Mr. Wright. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Attention Online Shoppers... Jubal is going to SCREW YOU OVER this holiday season by making you pay a $20 PER PACKAGE fee! If you don't like it, you're cut off! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Diesel Dan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Margaret gets a call from State Representative, Seth Mackelroy (Jubal). Will she agree or disagree with his political stance? I have a feeling it won't matter when Jubal brings up abolishing Medicaid and losing handicap parking. Listen to the phone tap as this poor granny gets gumped (Part 2).(Image Courtesy: Sea Orchid. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy loses his S*! when Jubal tells him that people are willing to pay GOOD MONEY to suck his wife's toes! What's going on? It's Ramone's sexy foot website of course! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sheriffmitchell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do Sloppy Joes have in common with Miguel's wife??? It's all about the BUNS baby! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: manda_wong. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stoner Ted doesn't know much... but one thing he DOES know is there's a VAMPIRE PROBLEM in Seattle and we're ALL in danger. Well... maybe. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: reutC. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is throwing a big Halloween party with his neighbors... oops, did he say "Halloween"? He meant "Swingers party"! Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Airchinapilot. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would make you MORE UPSET? Knowing that your daughter STOLE your $3000 bracelet, or that she pawned it for only $60??? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Thomas Hawk. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The good news is the airline FOUND your lost luggage! The bad news is the guy that's supposed to bring it to you is wearing your shirt. LISTEN to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: kurichan+. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy to pour coffee all over his computer... WHY? NOBODY must ever know about the HORRIBLE things on that hard drive. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: [martin]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Christian tells you to dress like a sassy pirate for Halloween, you either slap your sexy bottom and do what he says... OR you just get REALLY PISSED OFF! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Darwin Bell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you don't laugh at today's PHONE TAP, it probably means your TOO POOR to understand it. Don't worry, Jubal will drop some $1 bills for you from his helicopter. Listen to the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook finds out that Snuggies are soft, cozy and EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! He calls customer service to complain that his Snuggie almost KILLED HIM! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sixeightthree. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would make a father use the term: "fruity love nest?" Maybe it's because Jubal invites him to watch his flock of wives bathe together?! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: liquidnight. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"BAD" is when the police raid your house. "WORSE" is when the police find a giant stash of illegal drugs in your basement. And "COMPLETE CHAOS" is when Jubal PHONE TAPS you! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Amarand Agasi. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to "Little Plumpers" modeling agency! Where Jubal will pay your normal 6 year old son $10K to be the face of childhood obesity. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Ben Templesmith. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook got 99 problems and 6 of them are kids! If you babysit for him, he'll hook you up with mad coupons for DQ! What what! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: jasmined. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why would this guy want to RUN OVER Jubal with a car and Facebook photos of himself doing it?!? Listen as he gets PISSED OFF when Jubal calls and tells him he totaled his car!(Image Courtesy: jasonbolonski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually, brides are only crazy BEFORE the wedding. But this newlywed goes BERSERK when Jubal calls after the honeymoon demanding a thank you card! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Anita Robicheau. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing Jubal enjoys more than phone taps is pissing off old men. Especially old men with hot young wives! Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal comes within an inch of getting his ass kicked by a fired up "senior citizen".(Image Courtesy: Lauren Powell-Smothers. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal LOVES your hair. He loves it so much he doesn't just want to cut it. He wants to collect it, and take it home and hug it and... OMG, this is creepy. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: StarMama. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Pow pow!" Daniel Defreeze, International Human Mannequin makes $10K per appearance! But this department store manager doesn't know that! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Sebastian Dooris. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Green Bay fans are still SUPER PISSED about Monday Night's controversial football game... So of course, Jubal calls an angry Packer fan to add more fuel to the fire! Listen to the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: notmargaret. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.