Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today Margaret gets a call from State Representative, Seth Mackelroy (Jubal). Will she agree or disagree with his political stance? I have a feeling it won't matter when Jubal brings up abolishing Medicaid and losing handicap parking. Listen to the phone tap as this poor granny gets gumped (Part 2).(Image Courtesy: Sea Orchid. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy loses his S*! when Jubal tells him that people are willing to pay GOOD MONEY to suck his wife's toes! What's going on? It's Ramone's sexy foot website of course! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sheriffmitchell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do Sloppy Joes have in common with Miguel's wife??? It's all about the BUNS baby! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: manda_wong. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stoner Ted doesn't know much... but one thing he DOES know is there's a VAMPIRE PROBLEM in Seattle and we're ALL in danger. Well... maybe. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: reutC. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is throwing a big Halloween party with his neighbors... oops, did he say "Halloween"? He meant "Swingers party"! Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Airchinapilot. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would make you MORE UPSET? Knowing that your daughter STOLE your $3000 bracelet, or that she pawned it for only $60??? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Thomas Hawk. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The good news is the airline FOUND your lost luggage! The bad news is the guy that's supposed to bring it to you is wearing your shirt. LISTEN to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: kurichan+. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy to pour coffee all over his computer... WHY? NOBODY must ever know about the HORRIBLE things on that hard drive. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: [martin]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Christian tells you to dress like a sassy pirate for Halloween, you either slap your sexy bottom and do what he says... OR you just get REALLY PISSED OFF! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Darwin Bell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you don't laugh at today's PHONE TAP, it probably means your TOO POOR to understand it. Don't worry, Jubal will drop some $1 bills for you from his helicopter. Listen to the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook finds out that Snuggies are soft, cozy and EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! He calls customer service to complain that his Snuggie almost KILLED HIM! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sixeightthree. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would make a father use the term: "fruity love nest?" Maybe it's because Jubal invites him to watch his flock of wives bathe together?! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: liquidnight. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"BAD" is when the police raid your house. "WORSE" is when the police find a giant stash of illegal drugs in your basement. And "COMPLETE CHAOS" is when Jubal PHONE TAPS you! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Amarand Agasi. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to "Little Plumpers" modeling agency! Where Jubal will pay your normal 6 year old son $10K to be the face of childhood obesity. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Ben Templesmith. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook got 99 problems and 6 of them are kids! If you babysit for him, he'll hook you up with mad coupons for DQ! What what! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: jasmined. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why would this guy want to RUN OVER Jubal with a car and Facebook photos of himself doing it?!? Listen as he gets PISSED OFF when Jubal calls and tells him he totaled his car!(Image Courtesy: jasonbolonski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually, brides are only crazy BEFORE the wedding. But this newlywed goes BERSERK when Jubal calls after the honeymoon demanding a thank you card! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Anita Robicheau. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing Jubal enjoys more than phone taps is pissing off old men. Especially old men with hot young wives! Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal comes within an inch of getting his ass kicked by a fired up "senior citizen".(Image Courtesy: Lauren Powell-Smothers. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal LOVES your hair. He loves it so much he doesn't just want to cut it. He wants to collect it, and take it home and hug it and... OMG, this is creepy. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: StarMama. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Pow pow!" Daniel Defreeze, International Human Mannequin makes $10K per appearance! But this department store manager doesn't know that! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Sebastian Dooris. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Green Bay fans are still SUPER PISSED about Monday Night's controversial football game... So of course, Jubal calls an angry Packer fan to add more fuel to the fire! Listen to the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: notmargaret. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you give Christian's coffee shop a bad yelp review you can expect 2 things... A hot cup of coffee to the face AND a phone tap from Jubal! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Qole Pejorian. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose grandmother currently lives in a retirement home... and if you've ever been around a senior living facility then you know, there's NOT A LOT of exciting things that go down there... That is... until now. Because her grandma just got busted BIG TIME... and she's about to pay the ultimate price for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frank "the banker" is an old-fashioned kind of guy. He won't tolerate shenanigans, high jinks or tomfoolery... even if it means calling the cops on his neighbor's party! Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: dave pike. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're going to hook up with your boss at work, make sure there's no security cameras around. And DEFINITELY make sure Jubal doesn't find out! Listen to today's PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: stefernie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone dared Jubal to include the lyrics to "Call Me Maybe" in a phone tap! Well sir... Challenge. Accepted. Listen to the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Flood. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian gets what Christian wants, and Christian wants this girl's crappy stuff OUT of his house. Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal gets caught between a girl and her ex-boyfriend. (Image Courtesy: nealdstewart. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This PHONE TAP proves that if you ask for normal things in a creepy voice it will always get you in trouble. Listen to the podcast of Jubal trying to order a pie from his neighbor!(Image Courtesy: Seth Lemmons. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you have "Raccoon Coverage" on your car insurance policy? Neither did Mike. That's why Jubal and the insurance company won't be covering the damages of his stolen car. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: jojomelons. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite meathead, Duff, is actually going to COLLEGE! He's ready to party and score some tail! But his mismatched engineering roommate has OTHER ideas. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: LincolnStein. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mom FREAKS OUT when Jubal calls to tell her that her 16 year-old daughter is PREGNANT! What's worse... we have absolutely NO IDEA who the father is. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: drewleavy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom posing as an elementary school administrator to let her know that her son isn't feeling well. Maybe because he's a vegetarian and Jubal MADE HIM EAT A HAMBURGER! Listen to the phone tap in today's podcast!(Image Courtesy: Mandajuice. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal decides to give a guy's kid detention. Why? Well, because he won't add Jubal on Facebook. Listen to how this father reacts in the podcast!(Image Courtesy: TheImageGroup. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to put her in a not-for profit parenting video. She's super excited, until she finds out that she's going to be wearing lingerie!?!? Hear how she reacts in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: DivineLegs000. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who wears cashmere sweaters, drives a Range Rover and eats caviar? RICH PEOPLE. Jubal tries to teach "Mr Rich Guy" a lesson today... by PHONE TAPPING him! Listen to the podcast. (Image Courtesy: TaxCredits.net -via. Flickr. Creative Commons.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it WEIRD to ask the "new guy" at work out to lunch? How about asking him for a threesome? Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal messes with the new guy on his 3rd day at the office!(Image Courtesy: RickChung.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is about to get a new roommate, and his name is Jubal Flagg. He's fun, clean and LOVES his meat freezer. No, seriously... NEVER TOUCH HIS MEAT FREEZER. Listen to the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: the camera is a toy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you found out that somebody was digging through your trash? Don't call the cops! It's probably just Jubal and he wants you to STOP KILLING MOTHER EARTH! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Stinkie Pinkie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anything better in life than messing with Tech Support? Jubal calls an I.T. guy to ask the world's dumbest computer questions. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: HyperXP.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a girl she owes $800 on her cable bill for watching too much of the Olympics. What!?!? I thought the Olympics were FREE. Listen to the most gullible person in the world get PHONE TAPPED. (Image Courtesy: flash.pro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" (Jubal) keeps burning his mouth on those delicious Hot Pockets! Ouch! He's SUPPOSED to wait 2 minutes for it to cool... but he just can't stop himself! Listen to today's phone tap as he calls the customer service line for help. (Image Courtesy: Velvet Elevator (Pandy Farmer). Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a rare and mostly unknown disease and it affects only ONE person in the entire world. It's called "Roller Coaster Syndrome" and Jubal tries to convince a pharmacist that he has it. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TeddyBare. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that he has $14 Million waiting for him in Spain! Sounds like a scam to me. Or does Alfonso Cortez REALLY have his money??? We know he AT LEAST has his social security number. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: uglyagnes. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The LAST TIME Jubal tried this, he almost broke up an engagement!!! Listen to what happens when Jubal tells Paul that his girlfriend has found another man. (Image Courtesy: Strep72. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long should you wait before sleeping with someone? 3 dates? FIVE??? Jessica has gone on 10 DATES with a guy and Jubal calls to offer some simple advice: "Give it up Already!" Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: vanessa_hutd. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason went to the hospital to get shoulder surgery, but Jubal calls to tell him that an unfortunate situation happened while he was under! Find out what is was in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tojosan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAK OUTS IN PHONE TAP HISTORY. Brian loses it when he learns that the guy renting his home has 13 cats and 14 ferrets. Its ok though, because his renter is Toby from ZOO-TOBIA! WTH??!? It just gets weirder and it's ALL in the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: abeams. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reese almost goes on the WORST first date ever, because she's been set up with Jubal Flagg. How are you supposed to date someone that isn't allowed within 500 feet of a post office?!? Listen to the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: eclecticlibrarian. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave just signed up for an online dating site. But Jubal has some bad news... there are ZERO matches for his nerdy profile. Jubal has some ideas that will score Dave some MAJOR TAIL. Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Pedro Glez. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Atasha is SUPER EXCITED when Jubal calls to tell her she won free movie passes to see the "Dark Knight"! She'll also get some FREE SPOILERS about how the movie ends... even if she doesn't want it. Jubal You Jerk!!! Listen to the Phone Tap!!(Image Courtesy: Joe Wilcox. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.