Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

If you give Christian's coffee shop a bad yelp review you can expect 2 things... A hot cup of coffee to the face AND a phone tap from Jubal! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Qole Pejorian. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose grandmother currently lives in a retirement home... and if you've ever been around a senior living facility then you know, there's NOT A LOT of exciting things that go down there... That is... until now. Because her grandma just got busted BIG TIME... and she's about to pay the ultimate price for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frank "the banker" is an old-fashioned kind of guy. He won't tolerate shenanigans, high jinks or tomfoolery... even if it means calling the cops on his neighbor's party! Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: dave pike. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're going to hook up with your boss at work, make sure there's no security cameras around. And DEFINITELY make sure Jubal doesn't find out! Listen to today's PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: stefernie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone dared Jubal to include the lyrics to "Call Me Maybe" in a phone tap! Well sir... Challenge. Accepted. Listen to the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Flood. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian gets what Christian wants, and Christian wants this girl's crappy stuff OUT of his house. Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal gets caught between a girl and her ex-boyfriend. (Image Courtesy: nealdstewart. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This PHONE TAP proves that if you ask for normal things in a creepy voice it will always get you in trouble. Listen to the podcast of Jubal trying to order a pie from his neighbor!(Image Courtesy: Seth Lemmons. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you have "Raccoon Coverage" on your car insurance policy? Neither did Mike. That's why Jubal and the insurance company won't be covering the damages of his stolen car. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: jojomelons. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite meathead, Duff, is actually going to COLLEGE! He's ready to party and score some tail! But his mismatched engineering roommate has OTHER ideas. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: LincolnStein. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mom FREAKS OUT when Jubal calls to tell her that her 16 year-old daughter is PREGNANT! What's worse... we have absolutely NO IDEA who the father is. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: drewleavy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom posing as an elementary school administrator to let her know that her son isn't feeling well. Maybe because he's a vegetarian and Jubal MADE HIM EAT A HAMBURGER! Listen to the phone tap in today's podcast!(Image Courtesy: Mandajuice. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal decides to give a guy's kid detention. Why? Well, because he won't add Jubal on Facebook. Listen to how this father reacts in the podcast!(Image Courtesy: TheImageGroup. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to put her in a not-for profit parenting video. She's super excited, until she finds out that she's going to be wearing lingerie!?!? Hear how she reacts in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: DivineLegs000. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who wears cashmere sweaters, drives a Range Rover and eats caviar? RICH PEOPLE. Jubal tries to teach "Mr Rich Guy" a lesson today... by PHONE TAPPING him! Listen to the podcast. (Image Courtesy: TaxCredits.net -via. Flickr. Creative Commons.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it WEIRD to ask the "new guy" at work out to lunch? How about asking him for a threesome? Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal messes with the new guy on his 3rd day at the office!(Image Courtesy: RickChung.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is about to get a new roommate, and his name is Jubal Flagg. He's fun, clean and LOVES his meat freezer. No, seriously... NEVER TOUCH HIS MEAT FREEZER. Listen to the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: the camera is a toy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you found out that somebody was digging through your trash? Don't call the cops! It's probably just Jubal and he wants you to STOP KILLING MOTHER EARTH! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Stinkie Pinkie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anything better in life than messing with Tech Support? Jubal calls an I.T. guy to ask the world's dumbest computer questions. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: HyperXP.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a girl she owes $800 on her cable bill for watching too much of the Olympics. What!?!? I thought the Olympics were FREE. Listen to the most gullible person in the world get PHONE TAPPED. (Image Courtesy: flash.pro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" (Jubal) keeps burning his mouth on those delicious Hot Pockets! Ouch! He's SUPPOSED to wait 2 minutes for it to cool... but he just can't stop himself! Listen to today's phone tap as he calls the customer service line for help. (Image Courtesy: Velvet Elevator (Pandy Farmer). Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a rare and mostly unknown disease and it affects only ONE person in the entire world. It's called "Roller Coaster Syndrome" and Jubal tries to convince a pharmacist that he has it. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TeddyBare. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that he has $14 Million waiting for him in Spain! Sounds like a scam to me. Or does Alfonso Cortez REALLY have his money??? We know he AT LEAST has his social security number. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: uglyagnes. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The LAST TIME Jubal tried this, he almost broke up an engagement!!! Listen to what happens when Jubal tells Paul that his girlfriend has found another man. (Image Courtesy: Strep72. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long should you wait before sleeping with someone? 3 dates? FIVE??? Jessica has gone on 10 DATES with a guy and Jubal calls to offer some simple advice: "Give it up Already!" Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: vanessa_hutd. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason went to the hospital to get shoulder surgery, but Jubal calls to tell him that an unfortunate situation happened while he was under! Find out what is was in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tojosan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAK OUTS IN PHONE TAP HISTORY. Brian loses it when he learns that the guy renting his home has 13 cats and 14 ferrets. Its ok though, because his renter is Toby from ZOO-TOBIA! WTH??!? It just gets weirder and it's ALL in the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: abeams. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reese almost goes on the WORST first date ever, because she's been set up with Jubal Flagg. How are you supposed to date someone that isn't allowed within 500 feet of a post office?!? Listen to the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: eclecticlibrarian. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave just signed up for an online dating site. But Jubal has some bad news... there are ZERO matches for his nerdy profile. Jubal has some ideas that will score Dave some MAJOR TAIL. Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Pedro Glez. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Atasha is SUPER EXCITED when Jubal calls to tell her she won free movie passes to see the "Dark Knight"! She'll also get some FREE SPOILERS about how the movie ends... even if she doesn't want it. Jubal You Jerk!!! Listen to the Phone Tap!!(Image Courtesy: Joe Wilcox. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman at a hair salon gets all judgy when Jubal calls and asks for a little herpes. Is this a language barrier issue, or is Jubal just THAT perverted? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Erik Hartberg. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do if you saw your neighbor naked through the window? Maybe you'd call and tell them to close their blinds, or MAYBE you'd do what Jubal did... tell them to lose a few pounds! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: gerlos. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Dave to let him know that HR has decided to make every company parking spot for WOMEN ONLY. Listen to Phone Tap as Dave gets himself into more hot water!(Image Courtesy: zoonabar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Drew to let him know that his special order has been delivered to his home and is piled up on his front lawn. There HAS to be a mix up though. Who in their right mind would want 200 pounds of fresh horse manure??? Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: markyweiss. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal just moved and wants to invite his new neighbors to a little house-warming party at his place. It will have EVERYTHING... food, drinks, and an opportunity to convert to Scientology! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: NathanaelB. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook (Jubal) responds to a Craigslist ad to paint Robyn's fence. Not only will he work for LESS MONEY he'll even throw in a special little BONUS. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: stewartbremner. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up the Super Glue help line with a small problem. He was messing around and accidentally glued himself to... himself. He PROBABLY should have read the warning label before hand. Can the woman on the line help Jubal out? Listen and find out in today's phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Lost Vegas. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gavin is ready to propose to his girlfriend, Marie, at her favorite restaurant. But imagine his surprise when the head waiter (Jubal) admits that he used to "know" Marie INTIMATELY! Listen to all the awkwardness in today's phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Andrew Abogado. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls from the County to tell a woman that her house is actually 8 inches over her neighbor's property line. That's why they are going to go ahead and bulldoze her kitchen. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: [Sazzy B]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mimi left a comment card at a restaurant complaining about her meal. But when the manager (Jubal) calls her back to find out what the problem was, all HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Mait Juriado. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy named Craig and pretends to be his buddy from WAY BACK in 5th grade. Listen to the phone tap as "Craiggers" gets heated when Jubal can't stop talking about how F***in' rich he is. (Image Courtesy: Jordan Lewin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liz's travel agency needs to CANCEL her family vacation to Hawaii due to some bad weather in the area. But Jubal has already re-booked her to a destination JUST as luxurious.... glorious Detriot, Michigan! Hear how she reacts to the sudden change of plans in the podcast!(Image Courtesy: dolomite73. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing the most controversial children's magician in the world.... "The Great Tortellini"!!! He might perform a little card trick.... or maybe he'll just decapitate a rabbit? What?!?! Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Chris Tomneer Aka Pseudo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The most obnoxious personal trainer Seattle has ever known INSULTS his newest client and offers her a one-time special "pity hump"!?! Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: RightIndex. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal phone taps a girl by telling her "I love you" in the first 30 seconds he meets her. Hey, sometimes... you just KNOW. At least Jubal will try to convince her of that. Listen to the podcast!(Image Courtesy: Sayeg, Catie 3. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keisha has been hard at work organizing her parents' 25th wedding anniversary. But she doesn't know that male stripper, Joe Nadds (Jubal) has been booked for the event and is ready to give her father "THE FULL BRONCO"! Listen to the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Man of Austin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa HATES having construction workers over at her house and today's phone tap is exactly why. Jubal calls to report a little structural damage that MAY have occurred on the job. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Cramo Communications. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal wants to be invited to his ex-girlfriend's wedding, and he wants to bring MORE than just a present! Find out what it is in today's PHONE TAP surprise!(Image Courtesy: "Cowboy" Ben Alman. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anthony just moved here from New York and is about to get the welcoming of a lifetime! Listen to the phone tap as Jubal tries to make this year's office pot luck a little more interesting.(Image Courtesy: slworking2. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul gets a call from the Home Owners association welcoming him to the community! But they also need to let him know that he's violating a few RIDICULOUS neighborhood rules. Listen to his reaction in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: abbyladybug. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls the doctor's office to set up an appointment. But WHICH ONE of his multiple personalities REALLY needs the medical attention? Listen to the phone tap and meet the many sides of Jubal Flagg!(Image Courtesy: andres.thor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.