Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

A woman at a hair salon gets all judgy when Jubal calls and asks for a little herpes. Is this a language barrier issue, or is Jubal just THAT perverted? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Erik Hartberg. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do if you saw your neighbor naked through the window? Maybe you'd call and tell them to close their blinds, or MAYBE you'd do what Jubal did... tell them to lose a few pounds! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: gerlos. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Dave to let him know that HR has decided to make every company parking spot for WOMEN ONLY. Listen to Phone Tap as Dave gets himself into more hot water!(Image Courtesy: zoonabar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Drew to let him know that his special order has been delivered to his home and is piled up on his front lawn. There HAS to be a mix up though. Who in their right mind would want 200 pounds of fresh horse manure??? Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: markyweiss. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal just moved and wants to invite his new neighbors to a little house-warming party at his place. It will have EVERYTHING... food, drinks, and an opportunity to convert to Scientology! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: NathanaelB. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook (Jubal) responds to a Craigslist ad to paint Robyn's fence. Not only will he work for LESS MONEY he'll even throw in a special little BONUS. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: stewartbremner. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up the Super Glue help line with a small problem. He was messing around and accidentally glued himself to... himself. He PROBABLY should have read the warning label before hand. Can the woman on the line help Jubal out? Listen and find out in today's phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Lost Vegas. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gavin is ready to propose to his girlfriend, Marie, at her favorite restaurant. But imagine his surprise when the head waiter (Jubal) admits that he used to "know" Marie INTIMATELY! Listen to all the awkwardness in today's phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Andrew Abogado. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls from the County to tell a woman that her house is actually 8 inches over her neighbor's property line. That's why they are going to go ahead and bulldoze her kitchen. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: [Sazzy B]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mimi left a comment card at a restaurant complaining about her meal. But when the manager (Jubal) calls her back to find out what the problem was, all HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Mait Juriado. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy named Craig and pretends to be his buddy from WAY BACK in 5th grade. Listen to the phone tap as "Craiggers" gets heated when Jubal can't stop talking about how F***in' rich he is. (Image Courtesy: Jordan Lewin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liz's travel agency needs to CANCEL her family vacation to Hawaii due to some bad weather in the area. But Jubal has already re-booked her to a destination JUST as luxurious.... glorious Detriot, Michigan! Hear how she reacts to the sudden change of plans in the podcast!(Image Courtesy: dolomite73. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing the most controversial children's magician in the world.... "The Great Tortellini"!!! He might perform a little card trick.... or maybe he'll just decapitate a rabbit? What?!?! Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Chris Tomneer Aka Pseudo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The most obnoxious personal trainer Seattle has ever known INSULTS his newest client and offers her a one-time special "pity hump"!?! Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: RightIndex. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal phone taps a girl by telling her "I love you" in the first 30 seconds he meets her. Hey, sometimes... you just KNOW. At least Jubal will try to convince her of that. Listen to the podcast!(Image Courtesy: Sayeg, Catie 3. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keisha has been hard at work organizing her parents' 25th wedding anniversary. But she doesn't know that male stripper, Joe Nadds (Jubal) has been booked for the event and is ready to give her father "THE FULL BRONCO"! Listen to the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Man of Austin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa HATES having construction workers over at her house and today's phone tap is exactly why. Jubal calls to report a little structural damage that MAY have occurred on the job. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Cramo Communications. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal wants to be invited to his ex-girlfriend's wedding, and he wants to bring MORE than just a present! Find out what it is in today's PHONE TAP surprise!(Image Courtesy: "Cowboy" Ben Alman. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anthony just moved here from New York and is about to get the welcoming of a lifetime! Listen to the phone tap as Jubal tries to make this year's office pot luck a little more interesting.(Image Courtesy: slworking2. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul gets a call from the Home Owners association welcoming him to the community! But they also need to let him know that he's violating a few RIDICULOUS neighborhood rules. Listen to his reaction in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: abbyladybug. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls the doctor's office to set up an appointment. But WHICH ONE of his multiple personalities REALLY needs the medical attention? Listen to the phone tap and meet the many sides of Jubal Flagg!(Image Courtesy: andres.thor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal actually makes a man CRY by telling him HE WAS THE REASON Jubal was fired from his paper route over 15 years ago!!! Listen to this strange phone tap as Jubal confronts the man who RUINED HIS LIFE!(Image Courtesy: Touch of Mommy Photography. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal really SCREWS THINGS UP in today's phone tap... He accidentally breaks up a guy's marriage proposal!?!? Take a listen as everything falls apart in the phone tap. (Image Courtesy: Travis Nicholson!. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg went camping this weekend and SWEARS that he saw Bigfoot! So Jubal calls from the Parks Department to verify the sighting. Listen to the phone tap as Greg imitates the SOUND of the mystical creature!(Image Courtesy: prizepony. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an interior designer for some desperately needed assistance. He just can't get his carpet to match his drapes! I'm SURE he's talking about his house right??? Find out how it goes in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Dogbert10.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is going to be a substitute teacher and has some new reading material for his students... it's called "50 Shades of Grey" and it's a NY Times best-seller! But what will the parents think of this EDGY new curriculum? Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Todd Mecklem. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clark is supposed to be getting his bathroom re-tiled. But before the work can be completed Jubal has one question though... "where did you get your bed sheets?" This little distraction causes BIG PROBLEMS in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Chirag D. Shah. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren's wedding is in 2 days. So this would probably be the absolute WORST time to call and change the minister. Listen to this bride-to-be have a total meltdown in today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Steven Pam. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kathy may be the world's CRAZIEST LITTLE LEAUGE MOM! But when Jubal calls to confront her about her inappropriate game day antics, tempers start to flare! Listen to the PHONE TAP and feel the wrath of Kathy!(Image Courtesy: theqspeaks. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ian works out the gym and it definitely SHOWS. That's exactly why Jubal is calling. He wants to paint Ian's beautiful body. It's not creepy.... it's art. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Mick & Wout. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blake gets a call from HR corporate (Jubal). Long story short, he's getting fired. He's just too darned HAPPY around the office and it's hurting morale. Listen to one of the craziest overreactions in phone tap history!(image Courtesy: Jason Hargrove. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is looking to drop his grandma off at a retirement home... and maybe save some money in the process?? The price doesn't really matter though. Jubal will do whatever it takes to get this old bag out of his house. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: to fight for the right. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Andrew to confess that he snuck into his hotel room and used his toothbrush. But it's not in the way that you'd think.... Listen to the PHONE TAP and find out what Jubal did with the toothbrush!(Image Courtesy: skippyjon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the pothead is applying for a new job and needs to take a drug test. But he has a few questions about how things work over at the clinic. Maybe he's paranoid... or maybe he's just stoned. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: opethpainter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls from the auto-repair shop to tell a guy that his new Lexus is gone. Apparently, the state patrol came and took it away because it was reported stolen??? But that's just the beginning. Things are about to get much much worse for this poor guy. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Anuj Chaman. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal went out to eat the other night and was served a steaming hot dish of LOVE. As soon as he met his waitress (Kim), he knew she was the one. But will she feel the same way? Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: bryan scott photography. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up Rob's "funny friend" to see just HOW funny he really is. Bottom line: there's only room for ONE jokester in Rob's life... and Jubal wants to be it. Listen to the phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of Jenna's wildest dreams are about to come true, because Jubal is giving her a Meet and Greet with her FAVORITE pop star, Pitbull!! But, she's going to have to make this visit worth his while. Listen to today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Lunchbox LP. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carrie gets a call from the Dean's office with some bad news. Despite her 3.94 GPA, there is no way the school is going to let her graduate.... not after what Jubal found on her Facebook! Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: ralph and jenny. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal and the police have been on the lookout for a shady meth-dealer that's been wreaking havoc in the state of Washington. Now, Jubal confronts him on the phone!!! Ladies and gentleman, meet the notorious "Mr. Meth" in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Zawzome. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This woman lost her cell phone the other night at the bars. The good news is somebody found it! The bad news is that person is Duff, and he's looking to do a little MORE than just return it to her. Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: quadrant6ix. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe went to the hospital a few weeks ago with a sprained ankle. Now Jubal is saying that he owes $4100!?! How is that possible, and WHAT in the world is "non-invasive leg surgery"?!?! Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: toastforbrekkie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a new character in the phone tap today! "Frank the banker" calls up a phone sex line, but it's NOT for romance... Listen to today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: szeberenyi adrian.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ed Strauss is a "little person" and calls a landscaping company with a serious complaint. Apparently, one of the landscapers made fun of his size and called him a "garden gnome." Now Ed wants retribution in a very unusual way... Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: phidauex. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Officer Rybeck calls Marie because they have found security footage of her peeing behind a Jack in the Box! The restaurant is ready to press charges... but there might be ONE WAY to make this all go away. Listen to today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy bookgrl. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole was recommended for a receptionist job at a local travel agency. Unfortunately for her, the agency is run by Christian... and Christian is NOT easily impressed. In fact, sometimes he's just downright mean! Listen to the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Jane Starz. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you went to get your engagement ring appraised and the jeweler called to tell you it's a FAKE? You might react a little like Brian did. Listen to the phone tap as Jubal threatens to tell Brian's wife!(Image Courtesy: mandaloo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jen gets a call from Donald, the biggest Star Wars nerd in the galaxy. He has two goals in life: First, defeat the Evil Galatic Empire and second, romance a beautiful woman!!! Listen in to today's phone tap and see if the nerd gets the girl!(Image Courtesy: Rob Ireton. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dennis e-mailed Jubal because he wanted to phone tap his wife... little does Dennis know, HE'S the one that's about to get pranked! Listen to the podcast and the first ever Phone Tap REVERSAL!!!(Image Courtesy: randomplaces. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John's wife sent us an email telling Jubal that her husband is EXTREMELY jealous. We didn't believe her... until we phone tapped him! Hear how he reacts in the podcast.(Image Courtesy: massdistraction. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.