Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Maurine has been taking weight loss supplements for a few weeks. Unfortunately, the pills come with a few STRANGE side-effects and Jubal wants to warn her about them. But is it already TOO LATE? Listen in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: liquidnight. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shawn recently ducked out in the middle of a date. Jubal calls him up as the waiter from that night to basically.... ruin his life. Hear how Shawn handles it in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Stefano Mazzone. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you heard about the new birthing method that ALL the celebrities are using??? It's called "assplasty" and Jubal wants it done for his wife... Learn all about it in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: wstera2. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Angie just bought a new house and is ready to move in tomorrow! But there are a few MINOR issues with the property that Jubal should warn her about... Whatever, Jubal is just happy to have finally sold the damned place. Hear what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Wolfrage. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be Reggie's new manager and calls to tell him that everybody is taking a 30% pay cut!?!? But wait, there's GOOD NEWS... Jubal is an expert motivational speaker and he's going to help Reggie through it. Hear what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: TheMuuj. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the stoner (Jubal) calls an unsuspecting father to let him know that he's going PROPOSE to his daughter. The problem is Ted has only been dating her for one month!?!? Listen as Bill becomes the MADDEST dad in the world in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: beast love. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman with some GREAT NEWS... she just won a FREE TRIP to Hawaii!!! But it's not THAT easy... she has to read a few WEIRD lines for the company's promotional ad. Listen, as Jubal asks Mahaliah to say some really RIDICULOUS things to please the sponsors in the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: giantnar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl scouts can be ruthless when it comes to cookies, but Jubal found out Girl Scout Mom's can be EVEN WORSE. In todays phone tap... a troop Mom FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells her crappy cookie sales are the embarrassment of the community.(Image Courtesy: c r i s. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With his storage locker holding a $10,000 comic book collection, Chris gets a phone call with horrible news. Jubal accidentally auctioned off his ENTIRE LOCKER!! At least Batman is on the case?? It'll make sense once you listen to the podcast. OR WILL IT???? I'M BATMAN(Image Courtesy: Big C Harvey. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael's wife talks all the time at work and Jubal's had ENOUGH. He calls Michael with a simple request... "tell your wife to shut up!" And if that doesn't work, maybe a bribe will. Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: .Live.Your.Life. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amber gets a call from corporate HR letting her know she accidentally hit a co-worker with her left breast. And in Jubal's book, that qualifies as sexual harassment!!! Listen to the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: inlinguaManchester. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David just took his gun in to be cleaned. But Jubal calls from the Seattle Police Department to accuse him of murder?!?! Find out what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: San Diego Shooter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week Jose had 25 large mexican crickets dumped into his diaper. But rumor has it that some escaped and the General Manager of the Station found some in his office! This does NOT bode well for our excitable stunt boy. Listen as Jose gets PHONE TAPPED by Jubal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that his ex girlfriend is suing him for $75,000! Why? Because he broke up with her. Find out what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Jazza2. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will just had got car towed and needs to pick up it up. Unfortunately, Jubal is the tow operator and he's going to place some EXTRA charges on the vehicle. Hear what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: the iconoclastic yet iconic ionic icon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

iDeena's friend is new to Seattle and gets a recommendation for a baby sitter. It's Duff! Sure he has no experience and no qualifications, but should that matter??? See how the mom reacts when Duff tries to convince her that he's the right guy for the job!(Image Courtesy: semilegal.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colin's buddy just set him up on a blind date with a girl. But Jubal has few shocking secrets he needs to reveal about his "sister" beforehand. Will Colin still be interestedl??? Find out in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: kalani kordus.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kara gets pranked by her husband in today's phone tap! Her 5 month old baby is starting to get pretty chubby and people are starting to complain!?!? Now Jubal HAS to investigate and find out... exactly how fat IS this baby REALLY? Listen in the podcast!(image Courtesy: T.C.B.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls his upstairs neighbor (Michelle) asking her to "keep it down". She's been having A LOT of guys over lately and the loud noises she makes late at night are getting annoying. Can Jubal get her to quiet down? To be determined... in today's phone tap.(Image Courtesy: karaii.kagaii.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zach is a day late on his rent. That spells bad news ESPECIALLY when Jubal is the apartment manager. Now ALL of his stuff is being removed from the apartment?? It's not harsh. It's how Jubal does business. Hear how it goes in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: sharafeldin.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa recently responded to a nanny ad on Craigslist. So Jubal calls her for a quick interview... little does she know, the "baby" is actually a 24 year old MAN!?!? Listen to how she reacts in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: redefinedm3.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal wants to hire Sam for some voice work in his next big advertisement. It's a $10K job!!! Sam just has to do a little phone interview with one goal... "Gimme Chevy". What does that even mean??? Find out in today's weird and hilarious phone tap!(Image Courtesy: meamscifi.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cindy gets pranked by her daughter in today's Phone Tap!!! Jubal calls her from "Baby Dolls Gentleman's Club" down in Texas. He's ready to hire Cindy's 17 year old daughter to dance in his club. How does CINDY feel about all this? Listen to her reaction in the podcast!(Image Courtesy: mobycat.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julie graduated from Arizona State 7 years ago with a degree in Psychology. But Jubal calls her today to take it back?!?! You won't BELIEVE why! Listen to the phone tap as Julie gets pranked by her sister!(Image Courtesy: brian.indrelunas.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Evan is getting divorced and his best friend wanted to prank him! Jubal calls to see if Evan is ready to finalize the divorce papers. Everything is going fine... until Jubal starts going over ALL the details about the break up. How does Jubal know so much??? Listen to the phone tap, below!(Image Courtesy: daxster78.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crystal's husband wanted to prank her. So Jubal calls from the Nielsen TV rating services and wants Crystal to do a little survey. But when she starts listing off her favorite TV shows, Jubal jumps to some offensive conclusions. Hear it in the phone tap podcast, below!(Image Courtesy: seq. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rebecca's co-worker wanted to prank her before her big charity event! Jubal calls as "DJ Mark in the Dark" and is ready to tickity-take over as the auctioneer for her pet-charity. Listen to the phone tap as Rebecca starts to FREAK OUT!(Image Courtesy: Mrs Hoffy.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doug just got engaged and his fiance wanted to prank him. Jubal calls from the Colorado Police Dept. because he suspects Doug is in GRAVE danger. His fiance MAY be the notorious "black widow" murderer. Listen to the phone tap as Jubal tries to SAVE his life!(Image Courtesy: Forward2Friends.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laura's grandson listens to MOViN, so Jubal did a phone tap for him. Jubal calls Grandma Laura with some FANTASTIC news... he's signing her up for Facebook!!! She says she doesn't want it, but that WON'T stop Jubal. Listen to the podcast.(Image Courtesy: Coldpix.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob wanted to prank his girlfriend after she dropped her car off at an auto-clinic. Jubal calls her up as "Ted" and has NO IDEA where her Grey Mazda is... in fact, he has no idea where ANYTHING is right now. Find out WHY in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: deboh_cherry. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heather's son just lost a tooth and her new neighbor wanted to prank her! Jubal calls Heather because he is ready to sneak into her son's bedroom to take his tooth. Is she ready to welcome "Jerry the Tooth Fairy" into her home??? Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: ohtoberich.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Ray with some SERIOUS concerns about his background check. He has it on GOOD authority that he stole some Pop Rocks as a child. Is it enough to cost him his job??? Find out in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: CharlesFred. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Courtney had her credit card stolen and her roommate wanted to cheer her up with a phone tap! Jubal tells Courtney that he doesn't believe the charges on her card were fraudulent. Now she has to pay for EVERYTHING!??! Listen to the podcast.(Image Courtesy: HASLOO.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jordy just applied to transfer to Washington State University. So his girlfriend thought this would be the PERFECT opportunity to phone tap him! Jubal calls from the Dean's office to see if Jordy REALLY has what it takes to be a Wazzu student. "What's his beer pong record? How many body shots has he done?" Jubal asks ALL the important questions in the podcast below!(Image Courtesy: Scatterbrain Photography.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jaelynn just turned 18 and wanted to prank her dad. So Jubal calls him up and pretends to be Jaelynn's social studies teacher. Uh oh, I think you know where this is going... listen to the Phone Tap as Jubal tries to get permission to date one his young "students". Podcast below!(Image Courtesy: tinaylin.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook (Jubal) just stole two pit bulls from his neighbor. Now he needs to move them, if you know what I mean?? Maybe a new business idea is in order... "Pook & Tony's Pit Bull Emporium"??? This can't end well.(Image Courtesy: maplegirlie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a Mom to tell her that her son has been misbehaving at school... and Jubal is NOT going to stand for it! That little kid really hurt Jubal's feelings and he's about to LOSE IT! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Brent Gambrell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.