Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today's phone tap, Jubal actually makes a man CRY by telling him HE WAS THE REASON Jubal was fired from his paper route over 15 years ago!!! Listen to this strange phone tap as Jubal confronts the man who RUINED HIS LIFE!(Image Courtesy: Touch of Mommy Photography. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal really SCREWS THINGS UP in today's phone tap... He accidentally breaks up a guy's marriage proposal!?!? Take a listen as everything falls apart in the phone tap. (Image Courtesy: Travis Nicholson!. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg went camping this weekend and SWEARS that he saw Bigfoot! So Jubal calls from the Parks Department to verify the sighting. Listen to the phone tap as Greg imitates the SOUND of the mystical creature!(Image Courtesy: prizepony. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an interior designer for some desperately needed assistance. He just can't get his carpet to match his drapes! I'm SURE he's talking about his house right??? Find out how it goes in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Dogbert10.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is going to be a substitute teacher and has some new reading material for his students... it's called "50 Shades of Grey" and it's a NY Times best-seller! But what will the parents think of this EDGY new curriculum? Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Todd Mecklem. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clark is supposed to be getting his bathroom re-tiled. But before the work can be completed Jubal has one question though... "where did you get your bed sheets?" This little distraction causes BIG PROBLEMS in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Chirag D. Shah. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren's wedding is in 2 days. So this would probably be the absolute WORST time to call and change the minister. Listen to this bride-to-be have a total meltdown in today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Steven Pam. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kathy may be the world's CRAZIEST LITTLE LEAUGE MOM! But when Jubal calls to confront her about her inappropriate game day antics, tempers start to flare! Listen to the PHONE TAP and feel the wrath of Kathy!(Image Courtesy: theqspeaks. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ian works out the gym and it definitely SHOWS. That's exactly why Jubal is calling. He wants to paint Ian's beautiful body. It's not creepy.... it's art. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Mick & Wout. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blake gets a call from HR corporate (Jubal). Long story short, he's getting fired. He's just too darned HAPPY around the office and it's hurting morale. Listen to one of the craziest overreactions in phone tap history!(image Courtesy: Jason Hargrove. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is looking to drop his grandma off at a retirement home... and maybe save some money in the process?? The price doesn't really matter though. Jubal will do whatever it takes to get this old bag out of his house. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: to fight for the right. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Andrew to confess that he snuck into his hotel room and used his toothbrush. But it's not in the way that you'd think.... Listen to the PHONE TAP and find out what Jubal did with the toothbrush!(Image Courtesy: skippyjon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the pothead is applying for a new job and needs to take a drug test. But he has a few questions about how things work over at the clinic. Maybe he's paranoid... or maybe he's just stoned. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: opethpainter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls from the auto-repair shop to tell a guy that his new Lexus is gone. Apparently, the state patrol came and took it away because it was reported stolen??? But that's just the beginning. Things are about to get much much worse for this poor guy. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Anuj Chaman. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal went out to eat the other night and was served a steaming hot dish of LOVE. As soon as he met his waitress (Kim), he knew she was the one. But will she feel the same way? Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: bryan scott photography. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up Rob's "funny friend" to see just HOW funny he really is. Bottom line: there's only room for ONE jokester in Rob's life... and Jubal wants to be it. Listen to the phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of Jenna's wildest dreams are about to come true, because Jubal is giving her a Meet and Greet with her FAVORITE pop star, Pitbull!! But, she's going to have to make this visit worth his while. Listen to today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Lunchbox LP. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carrie gets a call from the Dean's office with some bad news. Despite her 3.94 GPA, there is no way the school is going to let her graduate.... not after what Jubal found on her Facebook! Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: ralph and jenny. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal and the police have been on the lookout for a shady meth-dealer that's been wreaking havoc in the state of Washington. Now, Jubal confronts him on the phone!!! Ladies and gentleman, meet the notorious "Mr. Meth" in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Zawzome. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This woman lost her cell phone the other night at the bars. The good news is somebody found it! The bad news is that person is Duff, and he's looking to do a little MORE than just return it to her. Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: quadrant6ix. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe went to the hospital a few weeks ago with a sprained ankle. Now Jubal is saying that he owes $4100!?! How is that possible, and WHAT in the world is "non-invasive leg surgery"?!?! Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: toastforbrekkie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a new character in the phone tap today! "Frank the banker" calls up a phone sex line, but it's NOT for romance... Listen to today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: szeberenyi adrian.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ed Strauss is a "little person" and calls a landscaping company with a serious complaint. Apparently, one of the landscapers made fun of his size and called him a "garden gnome." Now Ed wants retribution in a very unusual way... Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: phidauex. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Officer Rybeck calls Marie because they have found security footage of her peeing behind a Jack in the Box! The restaurant is ready to press charges... but there might be ONE WAY to make this all go away. Listen to today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy bookgrl. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole was recommended for a receptionist job at a local travel agency. Unfortunately for her, the agency is run by Christian... and Christian is NOT easily impressed. In fact, sometimes he's just downright mean! Listen to the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: Jane Starz. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you went to get your engagement ring appraised and the jeweler called to tell you it's a FAKE? You might react a little like Brian did. Listen to the phone tap as Jubal threatens to tell Brian's wife!(Image Courtesy: mandaloo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jen gets a call from Donald, the biggest Star Wars nerd in the galaxy. He has two goals in life: First, defeat the Evil Galatic Empire and second, romance a beautiful woman!!! Listen in to today's phone tap and see if the nerd gets the girl!(Image Courtesy: Rob Ireton. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dennis e-mailed Jubal because he wanted to phone tap his wife... little does Dennis know, HE'S the one that's about to get pranked! Listen to the podcast and the first ever Phone Tap REVERSAL!!!(Image Courtesy: randomplaces. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John's wife sent us an email telling Jubal that her husband is EXTREMELY jealous. We didn't believe her... until we phone tapped him! Hear how he reacts in the podcast.(Image Courtesy: massdistraction. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maurine has been taking weight loss supplements for a few weeks. Unfortunately, the pills come with a few STRANGE side-effects and Jubal wants to warn her about them. But is it already TOO LATE? Listen in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: liquidnight. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shawn recently ducked out in the middle of a date. Jubal calls him up as the waiter from that night to basically.... ruin his life. Hear how Shawn handles it in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Stefano Mazzone. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you heard about the new birthing method that ALL the celebrities are using??? It's called "assplasty" and Jubal wants it done for his wife... Learn all about it in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: wstera2. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Angie just bought a new house and is ready to move in tomorrow! But there are a few MINOR issues with the property that Jubal should warn her about... Whatever, Jubal is just happy to have finally sold the damned place. Hear what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Wolfrage. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be Reggie's new manager and calls to tell him that everybody is taking a 30% pay cut!?!? But wait, there's GOOD NEWS... Jubal is an expert motivational speaker and he's going to help Reggie through it. Hear what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: TheMuuj. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the stoner (Jubal) calls an unsuspecting father to let him know that he's going PROPOSE to his daughter. The problem is Ted has only been dating her for one month!?!? Listen as Bill becomes the MADDEST dad in the world in today's phone tap!(Image Courtesy: beast love. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman with some GREAT NEWS... she just won a FREE TRIP to Hawaii!!! But it's not THAT easy... she has to read a few WEIRD lines for the company's promotional ad. Listen, as Jubal asks Mahaliah to say some really RIDICULOUS things to please the sponsors in the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: giantnar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl scouts can be ruthless when it comes to cookies, but Jubal found out Girl Scout Mom's can be EVEN WORSE. In todays phone tap... a troop Mom FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells her crappy cookie sales are the embarrassment of the community.(Image Courtesy: c r i s. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With his storage locker holding a $10,000 comic book collection, Chris gets a phone call with horrible news. Jubal accidentally auctioned off his ENTIRE LOCKER!! At least Batman is on the case?? It'll make sense once you listen to the podcast. OR WILL IT???? I'M BATMAN(Image Courtesy: Big C Harvey. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael's wife talks all the time at work and Jubal's had ENOUGH. He calls Michael with a simple request... "tell your wife to shut up!" And if that doesn't work, maybe a bribe will. Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: .Live.Your.Life. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amber gets a call from corporate HR letting her know she accidentally hit a co-worker with her left breast. And in Jubal's book, that qualifies as sexual harassment!!! Listen to the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: inlinguaManchester. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David just took his gun in to be cleaned. But Jubal calls from the Seattle Police Department to accuse him of murder?!?! Find out what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: San Diego Shooter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week Jose had 25 large mexican crickets dumped into his diaper. But rumor has it that some escaped and the General Manager of the Station found some in his office! This does NOT bode well for our excitable stunt boy. Listen as Jose gets PHONE TAPPED by Jubal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that his ex girlfriend is suing him for $75,000! Why? Because he broke up with her. Find out what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Jazza2. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will just had got car towed and needs to pick up it up. Unfortunately, Jubal is the tow operator and he's going to place some EXTRA charges on the vehicle. Hear what happens in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: the iconoclastic yet iconic ionic icon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

iDeena's friend is new to Seattle and gets a recommendation for a baby sitter. It's Duff! Sure he has no experience and no qualifications, but should that matter??? See how the mom reacts when Duff tries to convince her that he's the right guy for the job!(Image Courtesy: semilegal.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colin's buddy just set him up on a blind date with a girl. But Jubal has few shocking secrets he needs to reveal about his "sister" beforehand. Will Colin still be interestedl??? Find out in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: kalani kordus.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kara gets pranked by her husband in today's phone tap! Her 5 month old baby is starting to get pretty chubby and people are starting to complain!?!? Now Jubal HAS to investigate and find out... exactly how fat IS this baby REALLY? Listen in the podcast!(image Courtesy: T.C.B.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls his upstairs neighbor (Michelle) asking her to "keep it down". She's been having A LOT of guys over lately and the loud noises she makes late at night are getting annoying. Can Jubal get her to quiet down? To be determined... in today's phone tap.(Image Courtesy: karaii.kagaii.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zach is a day late on his rent. That spells bad news ESPECIALLY when Jubal is the apartment manager. Now ALL of his stuff is being removed from the apartment?? It's not harsh. It's how Jubal does business. Hear how it goes in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: sharafeldin.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa recently responded to a nanny ad on Craigslist. So Jubal calls her for a quick interview... little does she know, the "baby" is actually a 24 year old MAN!?!? Listen to how she reacts in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: redefinedm3.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.