Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a girl who had a dentist appointment recently to give her some TROUBLING news... her dentist has recently been canned for "sexting" during some of his procedures. And he's done some WEIRD STUFF while his patients have been under anesthesia. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Zdenko Zivkovic. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that HE is the one who hit his car and didn't leave a note.... It's been 3 days since the incident. But hey, at least Jubal FINALLY called to apologize, right? The guy in today's PHONE TAP, isn't as understanding...(Image Courtesy: Mariam Ayyash. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a moving company with a VERY strange request... Hopefully, they're willing to do and can accomplish it, before it's "too late". Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Rachel Haller. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is ready to send a guy on a wonderful timeshare vacation to beautiful Hawaii!... But it's never that easy, there's a few SUPER SHORT presentations that he MIGHT have to attend in order to make it happen. Shouldn't be a big problem, right? WRONG. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: bark. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People get so frustrated with computer passwords, especially if they forget theirs. It's a good thing Jubal is there to be of service... He just wants to be a GOOD customer care professional and resolve their password issue as smoothly and calmly as possible. It never seems to work out that way though. Hear it in today's PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Rainer Stropek. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine how awkward it would be if you were accidentally told you were FIRED by the person replacing you... Pretty uncomfortable right? And That's EXACTLY what happens in today's Phone Tap, when Jubal calls a guy and breaks the news that he's out of the band. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Jason Parrish. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has to make amends with a girl that he used to bully WAY back in elementary school... He just wants to say that he's SORRY about everything... and he means EVERYTHING. Listen as things get a little out of control in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Maryland Gov Pics. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are TWO sure fire ways to make somebody very upset... tell them that their new house is going to be demolished by the city OR accuse them of doing drugs. Luckily, Jubal does BOTH of those things in today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Maryland National Guard. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal needs a professional artist to help him with a very special project... he wants his lovely Grandma to be painted, BUT there's one catch... and hopefully it's not a deal breaker for the artist. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Racchio. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel RETURNS in todays Phone Tap and he's ready to help another woman fix the problem in her house!... Miguel just needs to figure out WHAT the problem is exactly... his English isn't very good. So sorry if he can't understand you! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Mark Hunter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a Doctors office because he has a small problem with how his last check up went... and HOPEFULLY they can see where he's coming from and give him another chance to impress them... Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Lauren Nelson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is feeling EXTRA SASSY today... which is bad news for the girl in today's Phone Tap. She's just an assistant and now she's about to feel the wrath of Christian! Find out why in the PHONE TAP PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Deiby. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal Phone Taps a guy who is lactose intolerant. You see, Jubal doesn't BELIEVE that you should be intolerant of anybody or anything! And maybe he can learn to accept milk and cheese instead of being so prejudiced against it.... Is that NOT what "lactose intolerance" means?? Oh well! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Skanska Matupplevelser. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's PHONE TAP... Jubal needs to warn a woman that she MIGHT be in danger. So they are going to be relocating her and her whole family IMMEDIATELY. She never should have told the police about that guy spraying graffiti. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Scott Ogle. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is BACK and he desperately needs a job... and he saw a "Now Hiring" promotion for a store online. But when he calls the store, they don't seem very interested in hiring him. WHHAAAAAAT??!?!? Find out why in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Tess Aquarium. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Riley just started his new job this week... and it's time for one his "nice" co-workers to welcome him to the company. It's DONALD, the nerdy I.T. guy! Donald has the inside scoop on all the "super cool" stuff that goes down at the office... including which female co-workers the SEXIEST? It's not weird... it's a JUBAL PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Rainer Stropek. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl named Bailey has been anxiously waiting for a phone call to hear about a job opportunity she applied for... So Jubal decides to call her instead! And he has some disappointing news about the job. She didn't get it, and it's ALL BECAUSE of her boring old Facebook. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Maria Elena. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that after ALL her hard work getting neighbor's signatures is FINALLY paying off... because the city has agreed to put a traffic circle in her neighborhood to get cars to slow down... So WHY is she SCREAMING at Jubal less than a minute later? Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: The Tire Zoo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy named Don to tell him that HE ISN'T SAFE! Why?? Well... he just rented a room in his house to guy from Craigslist who is wanted in FOUR STATES. And they don't call him "The Piranha" for nothing. Hear if Don can make it out of this Phone Tap alive!(Image Courtesy: creepyhalloweenimages. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark is SUPER NERVOUS about proposing to his girlfriend tomorrow... Well he's about to go ballistic. Because Jubal is calling from the engagement ring store with some bad news about the diamond ring that Mark purchased. And it only gets worse from there. Hear Mark's reaction in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Koshy Koshy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jubal pretends to be a paranormal investigator... and he knows the ONE PLACE ghosts LOVE to hide is in the bathroom. But, for some reason, the guy on the phone doesn't believe Jubal. He better do what Jubal says or else those shower ghosts are just going to get angrier! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: mattwi1s0n. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who dropped her car off at an airport parking lot for the week. He needs to come clean about something that happened with her car while she was gone... and she TOTALLY blames Jubal for it! Is that FAIR??? Well, yes. Yes it is. Hear it in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: S Jones. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Divorced-moms BEWARE!!! Because creepy Elementary School teacher Mr. Bruce is on the PROWL and he's looking for a HOOK UP with a special woman who will stay in with him and listen to his brand new John Legend CD. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: .Martin.. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian works for a catering company and he CAN'T STAND dealing with all those high-maintenance bridezillas out there with their ridiculous demands. Like today's "bride-to-be" actually wants a VEGETARIAN option at her wedding reception? I mean, WHO does she think she is?!? Christian won't stand for it... Hear what he has to say in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are two types of animal people. People who like animals... and dog lovers. And the people who REALLY love their dogs are out of control! Today, Jubal calls one of those crazy dog lovers because she keeps bringing her pup into the grocery market. And she COMPLETELY FREAKS OUT when Jubal bans her AND her dog from the store in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Cordey. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry the Neighborhood Tooth Fairy is BACK and ready to welcome another woman to their humble community!... Is SHE ready to have a 42 year old man in a dress sneak around her house collecting teeth??? We'll find out, when we CALL HER in today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: iamcootis. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen was EXTREMELY disappointed that Ellen didn't come to the University of Washington on Monday... So Jubal calls her to let her know that Ellen wants to make things right... and fly her down to LA... to meet in person... but that's not ALL Ellen wants from Kristen. Listen as things get SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Tulane Public Relations. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who's JUST about to graduate from college... but he's got some bad news. The University doesn't think it's a good idea to let someone like HER get a diploma. She knows WHY... or maybe she doesn't? Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: carterse. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Aaliyah is upset because her new neighbor is making too much noise... Well, things are about to get a; =; WORSE for her, because Jubal is going to pose as that neighbor and he just wants to play music and DANCE.(Image Courtesy: Mish Suhkharev. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook has been known to bootleg things like DVD's, CD's, stereo equipment... but that's PEANUTS compared to his new gig... Because today he's selling HEALTHCARE! And it's the best deal you're gonna find anywhere in the country GUARANTEED! You know you want to sign up for some "Pook-a-Care". Listen to the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Dawn McIlvain Stahl. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When somebody brings their car in to the shop for some AUTO-REPAIR there's only ONE MAN for the job... Jubal Flagg! He's going to get to the bottom of this case... and it's not going to be pretty. Hear what Jubal found in his investigation in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Dwayne Bent. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When somebody wants business advice, there's only ONE MAN that they can turn to... It's Jubal Flagg! His advice may not be helpful, in fact, it might just be downright RUDE. But it's always hilarious. Listen to the "great" business advice he gives to a woman in today's PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Adreanna Moya Photography. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to fill him in on all the DETAILS about the Mexican Getaway for Two that he won at an auction... Hopefully he realizes that "For Two" means that Jubal is going with him! Oh, he doesn't??? Well this is going to make their shared hotel room VERY AWKWARD. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: WillDaravong. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren is in the running for a nanny position with a family that has 2 boys.... So Jubal poses as the father to do a phone interview with her... and he gets a LITTLE EMOTIONAL and let's it slip that his wife has been sleeping around. Oops! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: tourist_on_earth. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that he had a little "whoopsie moment".... because her car was accidentally destroyed. For some reason she doesn't find it as funny as Jubal. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: IFCAR (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's PHONE TAP, Jubal poses as a Corporate HR rep... he tells a guy that a lady has complained about something he did in the office during her birthday. He better do EXACTLY what Jubal says if he wants to keep his job. Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: g4ll4is. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her flight to South Africa has been changed slightly... Now she's going to be on a different plane with some INTERESTING new co-passengers. Find out how she takes the GOOD NEWS in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Andrew Malone. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman after she made a visit to her doctor's office... basically, Jubal thinks she should just use WebMD to figure out what her problem is. That's what ALL the experts do! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Neelesh Bhandari. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the Stoner calls a receptionist to tell her that the pizzas she received for her bosses' meeting need to be replaced.... Because Ted clumsily might have put something on those pizzas that those guys DEFINITELY shouldn't eat! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that he's ready to hire his girlfriend for a new job... there's just ONE THING he needs to know first. Does she have real or fake boobs?? It's VERY important in his decision. Hear the boyfriend FREAK OUT in the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: C.P.Storm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vlad just moved here from another country and the customs are a little bit different here in America... still Vlad doesn't understand WHY he needs to order his bread from a WOMAN. Don't any men work at this bakery??? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Matthew Nuzum. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do NOT. EVER. cross Christian and steal his man unless you are prepared for a major cat fight. That's what happens in today's PHONE TAP and Christian is out for revenge! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: StrykerImages. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Estaban, the sexy, seductive song-writer is back with another hot new hit single! He just needs to call a party planner to make sure that his release party is OFF THE CHAIN! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Community College of Vermont. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's VALENTINE'S DAY! And that means Flowers, chocolates and even singing telegrams. And who better to call you and brighten up your day... than BUTTONS the severely depressed clown!? But Valentine's Day brings up some painful memories for Buttons. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Aaron Fulkerson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal poses as a hotel concierge that's just been fired for a customer complaint. So he calls that customer for some sweet, sadistic REVENGE! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Ricardo Liberato. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook has been feeling a little stressed out lately and he thinks he knows WHY... the steak he ate the other night MUST have been from a very stressed out cow. Now he's calling the restaurant to CONFIRM what he already knows. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: David Blackwell.. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal delivered alpacas to a woman's backyard ready and ON TIME! So WHY is the woman on the phone so upset??? Probably because she never ordered them in the first place. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Arbutus. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady that can't seem to put the lid on her trash can... and Jubal will admit, he gets a little crazy with her at the end of the call. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Steve. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is supposed to have his bathroom painted by a professional, but there's a PROBLEM... Jubal noticed his DVD collection is filled with very raunchy movies. He can't focus with all that smut in the same room as him! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Omer Simkha. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal found out that a guy has been secretly smoking pot behind the bowling alley where he works... So Jubal tells him if he wants to KEEP his precious job, he needs to do something a little "sinister" for Jubal. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: LawPrieR. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.