Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Your resident meathead Duff is BACK... usually he calls a hot chick or "breezy" (as he calls them). But TODAY he's calling a dude, because he's heard through the grapevine that his ex-girlfriend is dating again. It's time for DUFF to assert his manhood and show this tool who's BOSS... with a PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Comrade Foot. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is standing up for the all adult babies of the world in today's PHONE TAP. His 29-year-old son ("Doodle") wants to join a BABY GYM. And he shouldn't be discriminated against just because he still wears diapers and sucks on a pacifier! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: sissy samantha clarkson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People can get very emotional when their pets go missing... but it's a GREAT FEELING when somebody calls to say your pet's been found! Unless, of course, that somebody barely speaks English and you can't understand a WORD they're saying. It's Miguel! And he's found a guy's lost dog in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Trev De. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from a guy who wants to prank his girlfriend... she recently came to America from Columbia. SO, Jubal calls her up from immigration to mess with her a little bit. She needs to know that things work a LITTLE DIFFERENTLY here in the States. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Mike Mozart. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you behave if it was your LAST DAY working at your job??? Probably a little bit like Jubal does in today's Phone Tap... He's SUPPOSED to be helping a woman with her cellular plan, but honestly... he couldn't care less. Hear it in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Dennis Skley. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a landscaper with some VERY SPECIFIC requests for his yard. He just moved next door to his ex-wife (awkward!) and he has some ideas for how he wants the front lawn to look. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Lars Plougmann. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for the return of the creepiest elementary school teacher... Mr. Bruce!!! He's checking out all the Mommys of the kids at his school... and he's willing to do whatever it takes to score. "Ohhhh yeaaaaaaa"... Hear it the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Sohail.Fazluddin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's always a good time to call someone and say that you know them through Facebook... and when they don't recognize YOU, just start CRYING uncontrollably. Fun right?? That's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP. Why doesn't Mikey LIKE him!?!? Listen in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Karin Dalziel. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a fertility doctor and calls a woman's husband to let him know... that his wife is FERTILE... very very VERY fertile. Jubal might sound a little inappropriate, but hey! He's not your average doctor! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Life Mental Health. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a local restaurant to make a reservation for a VERY special occasion... but REALLY, the MAIN goal is to just piss off the hostess who's on the phone with him... Will Jubal succeed?? Of COURSE he will... Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: mjtmail (tiggy). Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that he still owes his local church PAYMENT for the baptism of their daughter... it's just $500... and they need him to pay ASAP or the baptism will not be recognized as "official". Don't make Jubal smite you! Hear it the in PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Stuart Richards. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Samantha is waiting for insurance to speak with her about a hit and run that happened on her parked car... Unfortunately, the "agent" calling her is JUBAL (aka. "Mr. Customer Service)... and he's got some bad news for sweet Samantha. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Vetatur Fumare. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are certain evil children out there, who will stop at NOTHING to embarrass their parents. That happens when Jubal makes a call to a certain "sexy lady"... and his OWN SON jumps on the phone to ruin everything! AWK-WARD! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tim Simpson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is moving into his first apartment with his girlfriend this Saturday... but Jubal calls to say that it's not going to work.... because something "strange" happened at his new place and it needs to be cleaned up. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Jayel Aheram. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a little brace-faced teen out there with a foul mouth and big dreams... his name's Kyler, and he just wants to go to Space Camp, but he needs to get enough money to go. So he'll call up local businesses and ask for cash until he can achieve his goal!(Image Courtesy: Paul Hudson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's just a few days away from a breast augmentation... And he just wants to go over the all new "options" that are available out there in the boob world! You know, it's 2014... and a lot of things have changed (for the better?). Hear Jubal's suggestions for her lovely lady lumps in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tony. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uber nerd, Donald, is Back... and he's willing to do whatever it takes to protect your computer from nasty viruses. Even if he has to put HIS LIFE ON THE LINE. And he's doing courtesy calls to everybody at risk... Hear it in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is back again! And he's staying for a few days at a friend of a friend's house... Pook just needs to check to make sure the guy is hooked up with HBO... Because there's some AWESOME stuff on HBO that has Pook very excited to "move in"... errr....i mean, what?! Hear it the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Chris Brown. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook is back... and he wants to give out some ICE CREAM to children at the local community center. "I scream, you scream"... We all scream... when we hear this super creepy PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Adrian Scattow. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who signed up for a beginner's knitting class... the problem is JUBAL takes knitting VERY VERY seriously. And he doesn't want anybody in his class who doesn't want to learn with a vengeance! That's what it takes to knit. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: [email protected]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a department store saleswoman with a complaint... she sold him a beautiful red tie last week. And that tie COMPLETELY RUINED HIS LIFE. It's time for payback! Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: N A I T. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an officer of the law... and accuses a guy of doing something illegal. He doesn't really have any PROOF... but it's just a hunch. And when you're a veteran cop like JUBAL, you gotta go with your gut.(Image Courtesy: Elvert Barnes. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a pet-sitter to watch over "Gammy"... the problem is Gammy isn't EXACTLY what people normally call "a pet"... will she still be cool with it? Let's find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Neil Moralee. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal Phone Taps a woman who's been having problems with her house renovations. Apparently, nothing is going right and she's been complaining to the contractor for weeks. So it's the PERFECT TIME to tell her there have been a few more problems. Hear her reaction in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Wolfgang Staudt. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy emailed the show and said if you Phone Tap his buddy and just Mention his ex-girlfriend, then he we'll FREAK OUT. So Jubal tried it. And the dude gets MADDER than we even expected! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Jeramey Jannene. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young lady is considering leaving Seattle and heading down to Los Angeles for a shot at FAME! Well, talent agent "Topher Sparks" thinks she has EXACTLY what it takes to make a big impact in Hollywood! It just might not be the impact she was hoping for... Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: The City Project. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal needs a party planner to handle his son's VERY VERY expensive birthday party... and I don't know if the party planner REALIZES just HOW RICH Jubal really is. Well Jubal is going to make that fact very clear in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: 401(K) 2012. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is FED UP with old people and all the discounts and special treatment they get (all because they've stayed alive for a long time)... That's why he's started an ANTI-Old people organization called "DIE Already"! Can Jubal convince another woman to support him and his cause??? Let's find out in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: sander_123. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who had a dentist appointment recently to give her some TROUBLING news... her dentist has recently been canned for "sexting" during some of his procedures. And he's done some WEIRD STUFF while his patients have been under anesthesia. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Zdenko Zivkovic. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that HE is the one who hit his car and didn't leave a note.... It's been 3 days since the incident. But hey, at least Jubal FINALLY called to apologize, right? The guy in today's PHONE TAP, isn't as understanding...(Image Courtesy: Mariam Ayyash. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a moving company with a VERY strange request... Hopefully, they're willing to do and can accomplish it, before it's "too late". Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Rachel Haller. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is ready to send a guy on a wonderful timeshare vacation to beautiful Hawaii!... But it's never that easy, there's a few SUPER SHORT presentations that he MIGHT have to attend in order to make it happen. Shouldn't be a big problem, right? WRONG. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: bark. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People get so frustrated with computer passwords, especially if they forget theirs. It's a good thing Jubal is there to be of service... He just wants to be a GOOD customer care professional and resolve their password issue as smoothly and calmly as possible. It never seems to work out that way though. Hear it in today's PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Rainer Stropek. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine how awkward it would be if you were accidentally told you were FIRED by the person replacing you... Pretty uncomfortable right? And That's EXACTLY what happens in today's Phone Tap, when Jubal calls a guy and breaks the news that he's out of the band. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Jason Parrish. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has to make amends with a girl that he used to bully WAY back in elementary school... He just wants to say that he's SORRY about everything... and he means EVERYTHING. Listen as things get a little out of control in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Maryland Gov Pics. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are TWO sure fire ways to make somebody very upset... tell them that their new house is going to be demolished by the city OR accuse them of doing drugs. Luckily, Jubal does BOTH of those things in today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Maryland National Guard. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal needs a professional artist to help him with a very special project... he wants his lovely Grandma to be painted, BUT there's one catch... and hopefully it's not a deal breaker for the artist. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Racchio. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel RETURNS in todays Phone Tap and he's ready to help another woman fix the problem in her house!... Miguel just needs to figure out WHAT the problem is exactly... his English isn't very good. So sorry if he can't understand you! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Mark Hunter. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a Doctors office because he has a small problem with how his last check up went... and HOPEFULLY they can see where he's coming from and give him another chance to impress them... Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Lauren Nelson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is feeling EXTRA SASSY today... which is bad news for the girl in today's Phone Tap. She's just an assistant and now she's about to feel the wrath of Christian! Find out why in the PHONE TAP PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Deiby. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal Phone Taps a guy who is lactose intolerant. You see, Jubal doesn't BELIEVE that you should be intolerant of anybody or anything! And maybe he can learn to accept milk and cheese instead of being so prejudiced against it.... Is that NOT what "lactose intolerance" means?? Oh well! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Skanska Matupplevelser. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's PHONE TAP... Jubal needs to warn a woman that she MIGHT be in danger. So they are going to be relocating her and her whole family IMMEDIATELY. She never should have told the police about that guy spraying graffiti. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Scott Ogle. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is BACK and he desperately needs a job... and he saw a "Now Hiring" promotion for a store online. But when he calls the store, they don't seem very interested in hiring him. WHHAAAAAAT??!?!? Find out why in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Tess Aquarium. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Riley just started his new job this week... and it's time for one his "nice" co-workers to welcome him to the company. It's DONALD, the nerdy I.T. guy! Donald has the inside scoop on all the "super cool" stuff that goes down at the office... including which female co-workers the SEXIEST? It's not weird... it's a JUBAL PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Rainer Stropek. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl named Bailey has been anxiously waiting for a phone call to hear about a job opportunity she applied for... So Jubal decides to call her instead! And he has some disappointing news about the job. She didn't get it, and it's ALL BECAUSE of her boring old Facebook. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Maria Elena. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that after ALL her hard work getting neighbor's signatures is FINALLY paying off... because the city has agreed to put a traffic circle in her neighborhood to get cars to slow down... So WHY is she SCREAMING at Jubal less than a minute later? Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: The Tire Zoo. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy named Don to tell him that HE ISN'T SAFE! Why?? Well... he just rented a room in his house to guy from Craigslist who is wanted in FOUR STATES. And they don't call him "The Piranha" for nothing. Hear if Don can make it out of this Phone Tap alive!(Image Courtesy: creepyhalloweenimages. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark is SUPER NERVOUS about proposing to his girlfriend tomorrow... Well he's about to go ballistic. Because Jubal is calling from the engagement ring store with some bad news about the diamond ring that Mark purchased. And it only gets worse from there. Hear Mark's reaction in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Koshy Koshy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jubal pretends to be a paranormal investigator... and he knows the ONE PLACE ghosts LOVE to hide is in the bathroom. But, for some reason, the guy on the phone doesn't believe Jubal. He better do what Jubal says or else those shower ghosts are just going to get angrier! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: mattwi1s0n. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who dropped her car off at an airport parking lot for the week. He needs to come clean about something that happened with her car while she was gone... and she TOTALLY blames Jubal for it! Is that FAIR??? Well, yes. Yes it is. Hear it in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: S Jones. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.