Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a woman whose son is about to graduate high school. He's been pretty tight-lipped on the details of their Grad Night festivities. So Jubal just wants to put this mother's mind at ease about what's REALLY going to be happening that night. Listen in the Phone Tap PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently got her car towed. But before she can pick it up... Jubal needs to tell her that something HAPPENED to her car in the tow yard. It didn't get scratched or dinged. But she's not going to like it. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her someone has reported her license plate for some serious driving problems. And well... it's time for Jubal to crack down on these degenerates... who are out there making the roads unsafe. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our favorite characters is back... Mr. Bruce Wangsfer. He's an elementary school teacher who's stuck in the 70s and just can't help himself from hitting on all the tasty divorced mommies who drop off their kids at school. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the meathead is back... and this time, he's calling to impress a girl who takes Yoga classes at his studio. Duff is quite the charmer... so MY guess is that he's definitely going to get the girl in the end. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal needs to talk to a mom about her son's performance on the soccer field... apparently, he's WAY TOO GOOD. So Jubal has a simple request for her. And after that, things get ugly. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just made a big presentation at her work... and there's a lot of BUZZ around the office about it. But maybe, it's not the kind of buzz she was hoping for. Maybe it's because she was boog'in out.... Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who deals blackjack at charity events... and Jubal knows EXACTLY what he's been doing whenever there's a busty woman sitting at his table. Now, he's about to call him out in a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who has a job opening for a barista. And the person who's applying - his name is Vlad, and he's not from this country... But he's a very hard worker... and he has great people skills! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Little League dads are some of the most passionate sports fans in the world. And Jubal calls one of them today, to complain about his son... It may end up being the angriest Phone Tap of the year. Listen in the Podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old Pal, Christian, is back and he's very upset. Apparently, his son (Elliott) is taking drivers ed courses... and an unfortunate incident happened. Now somebody needs to pay. It's your phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's organizing a bachelor party for one of his buddies.. and he really doesn't want anything messed up with the dancers. That's why he's getting a call from Miguel, to confirm all the details. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This happens in companies quite a bit... Some big wig owner or manager find a new charity that he's gung-ho about... so he has HR email every employee saying they should contribute to the cause. That happened to the guy Jubal calls today. And so far, he hasn't contributed a DIME. Now he's about to pay... with a Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Dave Dugdale. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anything that fires people up in this area of the country MORE than traffic? Well today, Jubal calls a woman to let her know the traffic in HER neighborhood will be changing... thanks to something called "Project Go". And for some weird reason, she gets upset. But he's only trying to help. Hear it in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Kevan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a woman who THINKS that he's dating her daughter. But she's about to find out that Jubal isn't really interested in her daughter... No, he's got his eye on someone else. Someone MUCH more "experienced". Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Lili Vieira de Carvalho. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap... I call up a local hotel to inform them that the greatest actor of our time (Matthew McConaughey) will be staying with them soon. And he has some VERY specific requests... The concierge will do everything last thing Jubal says if he wants to make Matthew happy. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: David Torvica. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Destination weddings are all the big rage... getting married in the Carribean or on a beach in Belize sounds wonderful. But, sometimes, when you go international for these things, bad things can happen. REALLY bad things. Listen in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Mario Antonio Pena. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all know that when you call an airline about a lost item, they USUALLY aren't going to be very helpful. But what if... just one time... they actually were willing to go the extra mile to make sure that the customer was very happy? Is that even possible? That's what Jubal plans to do in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Paul Gorbauld. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's always nice when someone volunteers to take in a foreign exchange student while they do their studies. But the woman in todays, Phone Tap is about to get a big surprise.... when Jubal tells her that HER exchange student isn't a young school kid. It's actually 47 year old homeless guy, named Sergei! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Teknorat. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a guy who just got a brand new neighbor... the two of them have never ACTUALLY met. But there's already going to be some bad blood between them. Jubal knows what this new neighbor guy has been doing. And guess what? Two can play at that game. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Mike McCune. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when an old gentle man want to tell the love of his life how he feels? Does he buy a gallon of Viagra and book a two night stay at the local Holiday Inn? OR... Maybe a trip to the local florist would be more "fruitful". Old Frank has a plan in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we introduce a Brand New Phone Tap Character! His name is Duncan... he's a little awkward... and often misunderstood. But he REALLY means well. Unfortunately, things don't always work out for him. You'll understand why in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Ace Armstrong. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you live out in the suburbs, and you notice something strange going on in your neighborhood, don't call the cops... Call the ONE GUY who's actually going to do something about it. His name is "Casey Rybeck", and today, he's your local hardcore Tree Enthusiast. And he doesn't take crap from nobody.(Image Courtesy: Fran Urbano. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, a guy named DAVE thinks Jubal is calling to set up a phone tap on his girlfriend. But Dave doesn't realize that his girlfriend isn't the target of today's Prank. HE is. Hear in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Daniela Vladimirova. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's Phone Tapped pretty much every profession you could possibly think of... except for one... "Mall Cops". Well that's about to change today, because Jubal's calling one up in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Joel Kramer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a bikini barista stand because of the "atrocities" he witnessed. Now, Jubal's scarred for life... he's royally pissed, and somebody is gonna pay. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: torbakhopper. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" is back, and if you don't know who Pook is... he's from the streets... he's got a lot of baby mama's, and he's ALWAYS trying to get his hustle on. Just like today, when he calls a woman and asks for a little favor. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: AndYaDon'tStop. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a girl who's Instagram he has been following lately... he's a huge fan of her Photostream, but recently, her pics have just NOT been up to par. That's why Jubal has some helpful tips on how to make her photos interesting again. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Pasko Tomic. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The young, brace-faced teenager with a foul mouth (Kyler Korsington) is back once again. And today, Kyler is calling a woman who works as a dog walker to give her a warning. She better back off. Because this neighborhood is Kyler's territory! Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Kristine Paulus. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I call a guy who recently stayed overnight at a hotel. It's just a simple courtesy call, to see how he liked his stay.... Oh, AND ALSO... to let him know that they were "watching" him the whole time. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Waldo Jaquith. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is back and the man cannot catch a break. This time, he's calling around to different mobile masseuses in the area looking to get his back worked on...... but no one wants to help. COME PEOPLE! HELP A BROTHA OUT!(Image Courtesy: Thais Wellness Centre. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently went to one of those kiosks in a local mall to have her taxes done. And he just wants to let her know... that after going over the forms, they MAY have made a mistake... or two... or three. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: 401 (K) 2012 . Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman recently found out her 6 year old son stole a candy bar from a grocery store... so she brought him back to the store and had him apologize. Unfortunately, that's not good enough for Jubal. He's out for blood in today's Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Bradley Gordon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently dropped his dog off at a pet groomer. And there seems to be one small problem with the dog... Jubal can't seem to find him. It's not HIS fault though, Jubal's a new employee! Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Randy Robertson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an officer of the law and calls a woman who might be in trouble... she recently invited a couple into her home. What she doesn't know is that they could be the criminal masterminds known as "Mr Mustard & Miss Mayo". Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Nathan Rupert. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has been trying keeping his eye out for guys with accents... and today, he gets to Phone Tap someone who just moved here from New York City. What's it like to piss of a New Yorker? We'll find out in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Jim Pennuncci. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works at a local dry cleaner.... and she's in luck. Because the world's best stuntman is thinking about coming to her business... he goes by one name: "The Man Without Fear". Is she as excited about this opportunity as WE are? Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Brett Kiger. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is frustrated with a recent dining experience. The food was great and the service was fine. It's just the waiter... he was too damn good-looking. And it's Ruined Jubal's life! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Garry Knight. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Brian has been having problems with a clogged up toilet in his apartment. And there's only one person that can help him out with this issue... his name is "Ted the Stoner". And you'll hear him in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Fumi Yamazaki. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently, there's a guy out there who has been bragging to his friends about cheating on his wife. So they asked Jubal to PHONE TAP him about it... and honestly, Jubal wasn't sure if he should do it. But he called the guy anyway!(Image Courtesy: Quinn Dombrowski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a creepy, eccentric guy that likes to appear in Phone Taps occasionally. His name is Sage Willowbrooke. And today, Sage is attempting to hire a painter for a VERY specific job in his house. What could go wrong with that? Listen in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Horatiu Curutiu. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a guy who's been battling his insurance company. He's ok, but his car is wrecked and he's just waiting for a check that hasn't showed up. Sounds like someone needs to be rescued... luckily Miguel is ready and willing to help! Even if his English is absolutely terrible.(Image Courtesy: David Hilowitz. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one thing that Jubal should NEVER do is mess with a girl's marriage proposal... and that's EXACTLY what he did in today's PHONE TAP. Oops... Listen!(Image Courtesy: Sergio Vassio Photography. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal has to make an awkward call... it's actually going to be uncomfortable for both of them. It always is when you're calling your fiance's ex-husband. But it HAS to be done. Jubal just needs the answer to one simple question. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: David Precious. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an art teacher for a local elementary school... and he is ready to "blow a gasket" over what this teacher said about his son's artwork the other day. It is DEPLORABLE... and it's in your Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Paul. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a pharmacy because he has a strange medical emergency... Not so much for himself... but for his little furry friend. And he needs help FAST! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Rocky Mountain Feline. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who basically spends his entire life being a nosy neighbor... The kind of person who just complains about every other person in the neighborhood. It's time he gets a dose of his own medicine in a PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: gerlos. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, our sassy friend, "Christian", has just been hired as a waiter... and he's not really that pumped for it. ESPECIALLY if he has to take orders from some basic breezy over the phone. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Susanne Nilsson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who just went went through a really bad break up. He's very sorry that it happened... but he just needs her to do ONE little tiny favor for her ex-boyfriend. Jubal would REALLY appreciate it if she could look past all her anger and help him out. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Maria Elena. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, a young lady recently went on a trip and accidentally lost her cell phone at the TSA checkpoint. Lucky for her, Jubal knows a guy who's willing to help... "Donald", the uber nerd. He's always looking to help out a damsel in distress and maybe even score a date in the process. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Sam Ley. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.