Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a woman who's been having a problem with her assigned parking spot. Unfortunately, it's underneath a tree filled with birds. And they are leaving a "mess" all over her car. So Jubal has a quick & easy solution, and let's just say... the girl on the phone, is NOT a fan. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the day before the big Taylor Swift concert at Century Link Field tomorrow, and we've been giving out a lot of tickets over the past few weeks... but in today's Phone Tap... Jubal need to call one of the winners (a mom, who's very excited to take her daughter to the show)... and Jubal is about to give her some BAD NEWS. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young lady posing as a customer service rep, to talk to her about her cell phone plan... but as soon as he hears her beautiful British accent, he becomes intrigued... VERY VERY INTRIGUED. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Creepy friend of the show, Sage Willowbrook, is back once again... and today, he's looking for someone who can help him get a few updated pictures that he really really needs. And, of course, the pictures will all be taking place in a BEDROOM... where else? Listen in the phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young woman to let her know that he will be her mentor for her upcoming semester at college... and if that's not bad enough, he's about to make it much worse for her. With a little "rite of passage" ceremony that needs to happen. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who has rented out a storage locker... and unfortunately, he's got some bad news. There's been a tiny mistake. And well... all his stuff, is now GONE. Whoopsie! Oh well, You know how these things go. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he's looking for his boyfriend... and he's in a BIG trouble for what he's done. Hopefully, she tells Jubal where he is, before things turn "ugly". Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who put in her notice at the company a few weeks ago... and as HR Manager, Jubal just wants to cross the "t"'s and dot the "i"' before she leaves... BUT there is one sticky issue he needs to bring up with her... she owes the company a LITTLE bit of money.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an airline representative and calls a woman to let her know... that she is now banned from all flights on their airline. Why? Well... there was an "incident" on her last trip. And we're about to make an example out of her. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a guy who runs a take out pizza place... has has no idea, but Jubal's about to make him look real good. And in exchange, Jubal wants something in return... Something big. No questions asked. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Duncan is back! He's mild, meek and a little uncomfortable with confrontation. And he's calling a guy who's already frustrated because his brand new dishwasher was installed incorrectly. Maybe Duncan can figure out how to help. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose life long dream... has been to appear on a Reality TV show. Well, Jubal is about to give her the opportunity she's been waiting for. And if she's smart, she'll take it. No matter how crazy it sounds! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a customer service rep from his wireless carrier to help him with a little problem. He lost his phone last night, and he knows exactly where it is... All Jubal needs now, is to go down and get it. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal actually gets yelled at by a woman who is on the clock, working at a Food Bank... How does Jubal get her so riled up? Well apparently, Jubal is very confused about how this whole "bank" thing works. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Bruce (the smooth talking elementary school teacher) is back... Normally he's at school, on the prowl for single mommies, but today he actually calls up a father of one the kids he teaches. And he has a simple question. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, creepy Sage Willowbrooke is back... and he's calling a young woman who recently moved into an apartment complex. Sage just has a few questions for her, and she might feel a little uneasy with the conversation. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently met a guy on Tinder... and this guy really likes her. In fact, he likes her SO MUHC, that he wanted to send her a little virtual gift... It's a "Virtual Touch". And Jubal has the pleasure of delivering it to her. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a badass librarian who doesn't take crap from anyone. And he calls a guy who is LATE returning a DVD to the library. Nobody takes advantage of the system. Not while Jubal is there! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman pretending to be someone who works for the city. There's been a lot of change in her neighborhood recently... and it's about to affect her personally, in a very big way. And she's not going to be happy about it. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently dropped off his dog at a kennel while he went on vacation. And Jubal has some news... his dog is no longer there. But there's a very good reason for it! In fact, he SHOULD be excited about it. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently signed up for a dating website, because he wanted to meet some new people... The good news is, Jubal has found some people who are very very interested in meeting. But it might be a little different than what this dude had in mind. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal Christian is back, and as per usual... Christian has got a BEE in his bonnet. He's upset at a woman, because of what she's doing to her boyfriend... And if you know Christian, he doesn't hold back. EVER.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman from her homeowners association because there are going to be some weird new rules that will be enforced in her neighborhood. She's not very happy about them... but hey, it's not Jubal's problem. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you approach someone who owes you money... and they haven't been paying it back? Maybe it's been a few months, or a few years... or even a DECADE. Do you just forget about it? OR do you confront them in a Phone Tap? We like the Second Option.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a party company who does face-painting at kids events... and he only has ONE simple question for them... and I definitely do not think that the woman on the phone is READY for it. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's been called A LOT of weird and horrible names when he Phone Taps people. But never... in the Seven years he's been doing Phone Taps has he EVER been called the name you're about to hear today... We had to bleep it for obvious reasons. But you'll be able to tell what it is if you listen close.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal loves wedding season... because it's the best time to mess with nervous brides who are getting ready for their big day. So today, Jubal calls a woman who's less than 24 hours away from tying the knot. And the best part is... Jubal is even more worked up about it than SHE is! Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who was recently hired to perform in a play... but before she goes on stage, she needs to have a little talk with her new director who is straight out of Hollywood. (That would be Jubal)... and he's VERY strict. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy Jubal calls in today's Phone Tap THINKS that Jubal is the head of his company. So, of course, Jubal is going to take advantage of that situation and mess with the guy a little. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose son is about to graduate high school. He's been pretty tight-lipped on the details of their Grad Night festivities. So Jubal just wants to put this mother's mind at ease about what's REALLY going to be happening that night. Listen in the Phone Tap PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently got her car towed. But before she can pick it up... Jubal needs to tell her that something HAPPENED to her car in the tow yard. It didn't get scratched or dinged. But she's not going to like it. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her someone has reported her license plate for some serious driving problems. And well... it's time for Jubal to crack down on these degenerates... who are out there making the roads unsafe. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our favorite characters is back... Mr. Bruce Wangsfer. He's an elementary school teacher who's stuck in the 70s and just can't help himself from hitting on all the tasty divorced mommies who drop off their kids at school. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the meathead is back... and this time, he's calling to impress a girl who takes Yoga classes at his studio. Duff is quite the charmer... so MY guess is that he's definitely going to get the girl in the end. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal needs to talk to a mom about her son's performance on the soccer field... apparently, he's WAY TOO GOOD. So Jubal has a simple request for her. And after that, things get ugly. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just made a big presentation at her work... and there's a lot of BUZZ around the office about it. But maybe, it's not the kind of buzz she was hoping for. Maybe it's because she was boog'in out.... Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who deals blackjack at charity events... and Jubal knows EXACTLY what he's been doing whenever there's a busty woman sitting at his table. Now, he's about to call him out in a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who has a job opening for a barista. And the person who's applying - his name is Vlad, and he's not from this country... But he's a very hard worker... and he has great people skills! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Little League dads are some of the most passionate sports fans in the world. And Jubal calls one of them today, to complain about his son... It may end up being the angriest Phone Tap of the year. Listen in the Podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old Pal, Christian, is back and he's very upset. Apparently, his son (Elliott) is taking drivers ed courses... and an unfortunate incident happened. Now somebody needs to pay. It's your phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's organizing a bachelor party for one of his buddies.. and he really doesn't want anything messed up with the dancers. That's why he's getting a call from Miguel, to confirm all the details. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This happens in companies quite a bit... Some big wig owner or manager find a new charity that he's gung-ho about... so he has HR email every employee saying they should contribute to the cause. That happened to the guy Jubal calls today. And so far, he hasn't contributed a DIME. Now he's about to pay... with a Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Dave Dugdale. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anything that fires people up in this area of the country MORE than traffic? Well today, Jubal calls a woman to let her know the traffic in HER neighborhood will be changing... thanks to something called "Project Go". And for some weird reason, she gets upset. But he's only trying to help. Hear it in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Kevan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a woman who THINKS that he's dating her daughter. But she's about to find out that Jubal isn't really interested in her daughter... No, he's got his eye on someone else. Someone MUCH more "experienced". Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Lili Vieira de Carvalho. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap... I call up a local hotel to inform them that the greatest actor of our time (Matthew McConaughey) will be staying with them soon. And he has some VERY specific requests... The concierge will do everything last thing Jubal says if he wants to make Matthew happy. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: David Torvica. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Destination weddings are all the big rage... getting married in the Carribean or on a beach in Belize sounds wonderful. But, sometimes, when you go international for these things, bad things can happen. REALLY bad things. Listen in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Mario Antonio Pena. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all know that when you call an airline about a lost item, they USUALLY aren't going to be very helpful. But what if... just one time... they actually were willing to go the extra mile to make sure that the customer was very happy? Is that even possible? That's what Jubal plans to do in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Paul Gorbauld. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's always nice when someone volunteers to take in a foreign exchange student while they do their studies. But the woman in todays, Phone Tap is about to get a big surprise.... when Jubal tells her that HER exchange student isn't a young school kid. It's actually 47 year old homeless guy, named Sergei! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Teknorat. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a guy who just got a brand new neighbor... the two of them have never ACTUALLY met. But there's already going to be some bad blood between them. Jubal knows what this new neighbor guy has been doing. And guess what? Two can play at that game. Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Mike McCune. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when an old gentle man want to tell the love of his life how he feels? Does he buy a gallon of Viagra and book a two night stay at the local Holiday Inn? OR... Maybe a trip to the local florist would be more "fruitful". Old Frank has a plan in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.