Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal poses as a buidling maintenance man... and calls a guy who needed to have his toilet fixed. But unfortunately, something HAPPENED... something BAD. And Jubal wants to let him know about it before he gets too upset. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal can't stand liars... and he especially can't stand dishonest drivers. That's why Jubal is revoking a guys Drivers License in today's Phone Tap! What did the guy lie about? Find out in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: B Rosen. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman, who apparently is just one of those people that cherishes her sleep. And we've heard she can be a real GRUMP if you wake her up before she's ready... So That's exactly what Jubal does! Hear it in the phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who apparently, is VERY very afraid of snakes... That's why Jubal tells him that he's works at an exotic animals store and accidentally delivered a bunch of deadly snakes to his home. Hear how he reacts in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a girl that HE KNOWS that she lied on her resume about where she went to college... Jubal promises that he won't tell her boss, IF she does a (nasty) little favor for him. And you won't BELIEVE what this girl is willing to do to keep her job! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the meathead is back and he's looking to hire someone for a very important job... And he's willing to pay some good money to get it done too. But, the person on the other end of the phone is Skeptical about Duff's true intentions. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who is NOT happy with the airline she flew on, because of a "mysterious charge" that showed up on her credit card statement... So, Jubal reassures her, that it was definitely NOT a mistake. And it only makes things worse. Hear it in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Buttons" the clown is back (the children's entertainer who's down on his luck and just can't seem to catch a break). And there aren't a lot of things in this world that make Buttons happy, but he's finally found one. And he just needs written permission from one person that says it's "okay". Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that he's excited to officiate her upcoming wedding... and Jubal likes to keep things Light and Humorous at his weddings. He likes being funny So much, that it's actually REALLY obnoxious. Listen to it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the return of "Duncan", the phone tap character who hates confrontation, but is always up for meeting new people. And today, he's not just meeting ANYBODY... he hopes he's meeting "the one". Hear how it goes in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ultra-wealthy business mogul, "Sebastian Giles" is throwing an extravagant dinner party, but he's encountered a major problem with one of his food items... The Triscuits. So, he does what ANY rich man would do... he calls the company and demands an explanation! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that the Mailman has been accidentally dropping off his mail, at Jubal's house instead. But the problem is... Jubal doesn't want to fix it. He's enjoying this guy's mail WAY too much. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just got back to work after having a baby, and SURPRISE there's already an issue. Apparently, she's been showing everybody in the office, pictures and videos of her new boy. And HR needs to step in. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the Stoner is back, and he's calling a law office, because he's ready to SUE the pants off of somebody.... the only question is... can he actually remember WHO he wants to sue and WHY??? #StonerProblemsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually you get bad news from the doctor... but today, a guy is about to get bad news from JUBAL who tells him that he maybe shouldn't have eaten the fish he just bought from the grocery store. Because now, some WEIRD STUFF is about to happen. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's an adult man, who has chosen to live his life as a 40 year old "adult baby"... That man's name is "Doodle", and today, Doodle is trying to expand his horizons and learn how to swim... but, we're not sure if the woman he's picked to assist him, is up for the challenge. Hear it in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently hired some workers to re-tile her bathroom... but unfortunately, while she was away from the house, Jubal tells her something unfortunate happened. And it's one of the Top freakouts we've ever heard. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works as a teacher at local elementary school... who apparently, is not a HUGE fan of Donald Trump. In fact, we've been told she hates him with a passion. That's why Jubal tells her that NOT only is Donald coming to speak at her school... she'll be hosting him for the next few days! Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrooke is back once again... and today, he calls a guy to confirm his Airbnb reservation at Sage's house.... that shouldn't be weird or creepy right? But, you never know with Sage Willowbrooke. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal "Big Pook" is back... and AS PER USUAL, he's out there hustling to get work. This time, Pook has his sights set higher than normal, because he wants to be in the corporate world, making CORPORATE bank. He's just gotta sell himself. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young lady who recently dropped off her car for a tune up... and she CLEARLY doesn't know a thing about how cars work. In fact, she's willing to believe pretty much ANYTHING Jubal says about her vehicle. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a business owner to express dissatisfaction with a recent purchase her made at her establishment... apparently she owns a Gluten-Free bakery, but Jubal DEFINITELY saw a gluten in his food... and he DEMANDS a full refund for his trouble. It's your Phone Tap right now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a human resources rep and he calls a guy to tell him that they will be DENYING his vacation request... apparently it's the same day as his birthday. And Jubal isn't playing games... this isn't middle school. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a pet expert for some simple advice... what can he do to make sure that HIS dog to starts a romance with the neighbor's super attractive dog?... I mean, their dog's "got it going on" (wink). Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who is very passionate about his Fantasy Football League that he does with a group of his buddies... So wouldn't it be a shame, if a website administrator called to tell him, that they're shutting his team down?? And it's all because of his inappropriate Fantasy name... Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's interested in being a bouncer at a local club downtown... but this guy definitely has his work cut out for him if he wants to get the job. Because Jubal's a pretty tough interviewer... and he's not easily impressed. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he's interested in going out with her. Sure, she's 20 years Jubal's senior, but that doesn't bother him AT ALL.... In fact, he prefers em that way. OHH YEAAA. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who (years ago) temporarily had a job as an adult phone operator... Since then, she's cleaned up her act... but Jubal is willing to do whatever it takes, to get her back to her "old ways". Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It seems like the world is more politically correct than EVER before... somebody is always offended by something. That's why Jubal has a little fun, when he calls a guy who works at a museum, to tell them that people are outraged about something he says during his tour. Hear in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a high school principal who's in a tough spot. They just had someone cancel to sing the National Anthem at an upcoming school function... So Jubal calls one student's mother, HOPING she can fill in. That may have been a mistake. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The owner of a pet store gets a call from the infamous, "Sebastian Giles". He's VERY WEALTHY and VERY UPSET about the work they did on his award-winning pup, Mitzy. It's UNACCEPTABLE, and now, somebody is going to pay! Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently purchased tickets to see one of his favorite artists LIVE in concert. And good news, Jubal is about to make this man's day with a very special deal. And once a deal is made, it's FINAL. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, Mr. Bruce, is back... He's the thrice divorced elementary school teacher (still living life like it's the 70s)... and he always has his eye out for a hottie. Well, it looks like he spotted one he likes, and he's closing in for the kill in today's Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who recently left a note on someone's car because they parked too close at her condo complex... and Jubal poses as the person who OWNS that vehicle, and he's got a thing or two to say to this girl. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who ordered a custom birthday cake for his wife... he made the order a few weeks ago, and now Jubal is calling to let him know that there's a small problem with it. Because the world's most incompetent man (Duncan) was in charge of the decoration. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our sassy friend, Christian, works at a costume store... and it appears there has been a mistake regarding one of the orders that went out yesterday... So he calls a woman DEMANDING she bring the outfit back to the store. Christian will NOT let this woman ruin his Halloween! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: JDHancock. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a dry cleaner with an unusual request... he has a few items that need to be cleaned. But he needs his things cleaned quickly, throughly... and as discreetly as possible. Hear what happens in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's about to head to Vegas for her bachelorette party. What she doesn't know, is that ALL her friends have been emailing Jubal over the past few days to prank her before their trip. Hear it in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donald (the uber nerd) is back once again, and he's got his hands on the hottest tickets in town... to see the the New Stars movie "The Force Awakens", which comes out in December. But before the big premiere, Donald needs to phone ahead to the theater about some important details for the event. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a father of a middle school boy, regarding his behavior in school... He MIGHT not want to hear this, but they've had to punish his kid by using an unusual disciplinary tactic. But, it's the ONLY way to get these darned kids to stop texting in class. Surprisingly, the dad is NOT happy about it. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're just a week away from Halloween, and that means all the Haunted houses in the area will be packed... with tons of people screaming and having fun. But ONE person is not impressed. He went to a haunted house last week, and he's ready to file LEGAL action against whoever built it. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's had some recent problems with her bank. Jubal wants to help solve her problem... BUT, he also wants to stay in shape and reach his fitness goal. So hopefully she doesn't mind Jubal multitasking to accomplish both, at the same time. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who's been selling off some of her family's DVDs on Craigslist, for a dollar a pop. And Jubal is very interested in them... maybe TOO interested. It actually gets kind of weird. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy whose wife is just one week away from having their first child. And Jubal needs to tell them some very important information regarding their doctor. The problem is... it's going to be hard to understand what it is, because Miguel (the non-native English speaker), is the one breaking the news. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just started her job at an up and coming Tech company.... they're a bunch of young, brash programmers, looking to change society one Megabyte at a time! And Jubal has a brilliant idea for the company that's going to take them to the next level. He just has to get this woman on board! Listen in the Podacst.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's not happy with her dental insurance plan... she recently had a tooth pulled and found out the procedure wasn't covered by her policy. That's where Jubal comes in, to make everything better... or probably worse. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an airline customer service representative... and he calls a woman who recently had a bad experience boarding a plane... now, Jubal wants to make things right. (Translation: He wants to ruin her day.) Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a bank teller who recently met a very special lady... so after a few minutes of conversation, he's already prepared to ask her out. And what BETTER way to do that, than to call her fiance? Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal LOVES when he gets to phone tap an older person, because they've been around for a while, and they usually don't have a lot of patience.... For SOME, that might seem like a bad thing, but for JUBAL it's his favorite, because it makes the phone taps Oh so good. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a restaurant because he's very upset with what happened when he dined in their establishment... and the hostess who's taking his call better be prepared for the WRATH that Jubal is about to unleash on her. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.