Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses a representative for the Entertainment Industry and calls a guy to survey him about his Movie-Watching Habits!! And while the guy is excited to obtain FREE gift cards...he has to deal with Jubal OPENLY judging his movie tastes...and the guy gets pissed!!! The guy may NEVER want to do a a phone survey EVER again after this phone tap...Hear what happens in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a Young Lady who works as a nanny...and thing is...Jubal is willing to PAY A LOT for her to go above and beyond her job duties....And ask her for one BIG FAVOR. Thing is....if she doesn't do it, she's FIRED. Find out if she helps Jubal out in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as "Casey" a nervous guy interviewing for a bar tender position...thing is Casey REALLY wants the job but he may have some SERIOUS ex girlfriend baggage that could HOLD HIM back from even CONTINUING the interview. Find out the awkward, uncomfortable and HILARIOUS ways "Casey" deals with that baggage...in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The foul-mouthed teenager, Kyler Korsington, is going Trick or Treating for Halloween and he's not in the mood for any BS... and that's EXACTLY what this woman is giving him on the phone. Listen to Kyler give it RIGHT BACK in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: market208. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a guy who has MAJOR trouble dealing with his son's school Halloween dress-up policy!! And as the "administrative assistant" Jubal has to let parents know that they MUST follow the STRICT dress code policy to not offend others...Little does the guy know...that their kids can easily OFFEND everyone with basically ANY costume!! The dad get's pissed...hear it on the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who needs to be "welcomed" into the new community. And as part of the Homeowners Association....Jubal has to discuss the MANDATORY rules and regulations to follow...ESPECIALLY during Halloween!! Problem is...Jubal's "Homeowners Rules" are a bit too EXTREME....Find out how CRAZY the rules are in the podcast below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone tap, Jubal calls a woman to tell her some bad news...her daughter's birthday venue...is NOW not available anymore. And even though she scheduled the venue in advance...Jubal has a very "logical" reason why the it she's not booked anymore. Find out what it was in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him some Troubling News... Someone is attempting to steal his identity, to take out money from a local bank. And Jubal knows that he SHOULD probably do "something" about it... he's just not sure what it is exactly. Maybe the guy on the phone can tell him what to do. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jubal calls an overprotective father named "Larry," to tell him that he is dating her daughter!!! And while Larry seems calm and understanding...Jubal may be the worst boyfriend ever (in Larry's eyes) after this conversation! You won't believe the questions Jubal asked to really piss Larry off!! Find out what happened..Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone tap Jubal poses as someone from human resources to let a woman know that he's been watching her!! What she doesn't know is cameras have been set EVERYWHERE in the office and that they now have footage and a RIDICULOUS "reason" to fine her. Find out the reason why in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who is excited to have a one-on-one phone interview...and while she's ecstatic to have a job...her interviewer (Jubal) can't keep his mouth shut. That's because he can't quite seem to get on track...because his inner voice is getting in the way of his outer voice...Hear what uncomfortable things Jubal's inner voice has to say in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who just opened up a new checking account...and whats GREAT is the guy actually receives a welcome package from the bank! BUT before Jubal can give him the welcome package...the guy will have to do something first...that may change his life and blow up his phone!! Find out what it was...Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as Hilario a bizarre dude, with even more BIZARRE interests in his!! Thing is...Hilario is looking for a place to book his birthday party...and he has very SPECIFIC and WEIRD requests for the venue planner!! Find out how WIERD Hilario is...Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as the boss of marketing firm...And he's here to call a NEW employee...about the "duties and expectations" of the job. Little does the new employee know that Jubal has very specific needs that he wants his employees to fill...Find out the uncomfortable and awkward things Jubal wants from this guy...Hear it in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a representative from the city and calls a guy who needs to pay $700 dollars due to CRAZY parking tickets!! And though the guy on the phone believes he ALREADY paid them..Jubal's records show something different...and the guy gets pretty mad... Hear what happens in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who recently had a falling out with her last psychic. Lucky for her Jubal is here to the rescue!! But for some reason she's not impressed with Jubal's readings!! Find out why in the Phone Tap!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone tap, Jubal calls a woman who was out at the club with a bunch of her friends the other night...And the problem is her memory that night was a bit cloudy! All she knows is she hooked up with a random guy...and Jubal calls pretending to be that guy!! Find out what happened...Listen to the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Break a Date is back!!! And Jubal decides to call a poor guy from the "Break a Date" Hotline to tell him that his girlfriend is dumping him for many reasons!!! But what happens after Jubal breaks the bad news to the guy...takes a turn for the worst!! Find out what it was....Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who recently lost his wallet at a restaurant...So far, he left a message requesting if anyone has found it to please contact him...Well Jubal has a lot of information concerning lost wallets...just not the one that belongs to him...And it's hilarious!! Hear the podcast below!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who works for a moving company and NO PRESSURE but he's about to pick up a very IMPORTANT PACKAGE for a HIGH profile client!! And by the end of the call the guy actually sounds fearful for his life!! Hear it in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who is ecstatic about her son playing a huge role in an upcoming play...what she doesn't know is Jubal has a completely DIFFERENT role in mind and she take the news INSANELY HARSH...Hear her REACTION in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a guy who has had multiple lunches stolen from him!! Little does he know that Jubal has been the one eating all his meals...And now he is about to ask the man's wife for an UNBELIEVABLE favor... Hear what it is in the podcast below!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as a construction man for a woman who is a BIG player in the real estate game...and she's about to close a deal on a very expensive house!! What she doesn't know is Jubal only does construction jobs completely NUDE...Hear her REACTION in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as the manager of pop superstar Jennifer Lopez. He calls a hotel to make a reservation and for some STRANGE reason their computer cannot pull up J-lo's info! That is unacceptable and if Jubal has his way...this could possibly cost the hotel hostess her job!! Hear what happens in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman whose child got into SERIOUS trouble at school!! The mother believes he is overreacting but Jubal knows it's important to teach her child a lesson. And he's going to punish her kid the BEST way he knows how!! Hear the podcast below!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a small business owner to let him know the "regular" guy that does his finances is "out" and somebody else is stepping in...resident creeper Sage Willowbrooke. And Sage's enthusiasm for his new position may be a bit OVERBOARD!! Hear the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a contractor to ask a few questions about the new "friends" in his condo� Is Jubal referring to his furniture? Yes. Should you be scared? Definitely. Should you listen to the Phone Tap? Absolutely. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Haruhiko Okumura. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Ashley emailed the show, saying she found out her fiance was cheating on her using Tinder... so apparently, she knows the truth and she just wants some sweet revenge... That's why she asked Jubal for help, to expose him on the radio! Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a waiter and tells a woman that even though he APPRECIATES the tip she left for him the other night, Jubal doesn't NEED it... he's extremely rich after all! Mwhahaha. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Dave Dugdale. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman paid a visit to the doctor a couple weeks ago because she hurt her ankle...So Jubal decides to call her today to check on how she's doing...and to let her know that Doc wants her on medical marijuana ASAP to "help with the pain." He also offered a few more "suggestions" that he thinks will help her get healthy...Because the doctor ALWAYS knows what's best!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works out at the gym where he works... To congratulate her on her new baby! But, he really has an ulterior motive... And she's about to find out exactly what that is. Jubal has NO limits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's having an issue with her printer. She's emailed customer service for help. So she's NONE THE WISER when Jubal calls as a "representative" from the printer company. She soon finds out that Jubal gets distracted very easily!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who's been experiencing some supernatural occurrences in her home... She thinks it may be some type of spirit, or even a demonic presence... But lucky for her, she has the A PREMIER ghost hunter on the line... A guy who just took up the profession to make some extra coin... And his name is Big Pook!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who brought her car into an auto-body repair shop a couple days ago to get her bumper fixed... Unfortunately for her, Jubal has some bad news... Not only is the car not ready to be picked up, but it's going to take twice as long as they originally thought.... And the reason for the delay has nothing to do with actually getting it fixed...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Image Courtesy: iamcootis. Creative Commons)It's the return of everybody's favorite Tooth Fairy... JERRY! He's the 42 year-old guy who loves sneaking into neighbor's houses and replacing children' teeth with cash. Now, he's got an eye on a  new neighbor and wanted to welcome her to the community! Let's see how she feels about her new neighbor in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a young man roaming the town... Who wears track suits, gold chains and digs the ladies. His name is Estaban! And perhaps the biggest moment of his entire life has just happened... And he needs to lock down a new venue to celebrate. But it's kind of tough to do that when literally nobody knows who he is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who was recently in a  fender bender.... And being his Insurance claims Rep, Jubal needs a little more information about the details of what happened the day of the accident... And this guy does NOT going to like what Jubal tells him to do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We recently got an email from a guy who wanted to prank his ex-wife.... And he said that she has a pretty short fuse, and that the thing she loves most in the entire world is your favorite restaurant... IHOP. So of course, Jubal knows EXACTLY what to do to grind this lady's gears... And he quickly learned that NO ONE should mess with this woman's pancakes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duncan... The mild, meek-mannered guy who avoids confrontation at all costs... Is lacking some serious leadership skills. So he decided to call a college professor who teaches leadership training to see if she can help... But the trouble is... Can Duncan even be helped?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently flew on an airline with her family... And as far as she's concerned, everything went great. But, she's about to find out that the airline received a few complaints that need to be addressed ASAP... And they all concern a member of her family.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a RIDESHARE from Seattle to California. She's probably gotten a few weird calls from people who are interested alreadyâ?¦ but i GUARANTEE they weren't as weird as the one she's ABOUT TO receive from a man named Vlad. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tambako the Jaguar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody knows the post office has been going through some struggles latelyâ?¦ maybe it's because Jubal keeps pretending that he works there. All he's trying to do is SELL people some amazing stamps! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: KLMircea. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young woman to let her know that they've been receiving some complaints about her at the local community center. Specifically about the "attire" she wears in the pool� and it's causing a BIG STIR. And Jubal knows how to fix the problem. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who recently reported a crime in her neighborhood... And being a well-respected officer of the law that I am, he tells her that he is 100% committed on catching this criminal and put him behind bars. But to be able to do that, he needs her help... In the most UNUSUAL way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you lose your job over a FART?!? Jubal thinks so! Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal gives a store employee a TERRIBLE performance review for passing gas on the job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal actually makes someone happy by telling them that they won a FREE Trip to Puerto Vallarta! Well, at least the first 30 seconds are happy� then everything just gets weird. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Â guy has been applying for acting roles all across the country by sending his headshot and resume. Well, Jubal gets his hands on a copy, and it turns out he has the opportunity of a lifetime, just for him...But we don't think he quite catches on to exactly what part he will be playing. It's your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently went through back surgery to let him know that the doctor may have made a tiny mistake during the procedure... He just needs the guy to sign a waver so the hospital doesn't accept ANY responsibility if something happens to go wrong... Like if he dies or something. It's obvious that no one should trust "Dr. Jubal"... Listen to the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy accidentally overpaid his cab driver one drunken night, and now he wants to get some of his money back. But  UNFORTUNATELY, he's going to have talk to the most frustrating taxi supervisor on the planet... Miguel! Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Will M. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman posing as the delivery guy that dropped off pizza at her house last night... And he had an offer for her that he thought she would NEVER turn down. But the best part is, once he told her it was a prank phone call, she had a reaction that left Jubal completely SPEECHLESS. Now that is something you definitely don't see every day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.