Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today, Jubal calls a woman who recently took in a stray cat... Oddly enough, that was Jubal's cat! But he doesn't even want it back... In fact, he needs to inform her of the strange effect that cat has had on ALL of its previous owners. And it's only a matter of time until it happens to her too...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Moms are always concerned for their children, especially when they move out and start their own lives. And kids ALWAYS make the mistake of not calling their mom enough... and that is exactly the case for one of our listeners. Her daughter has moved out and started a new job, so now this mom needs Jubal's help to get her daughter IN LINE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a member of an internet security task for who unfortunetly needs to call a women with some news about her husband that will be quite TROUBLING. Apparently, her husband's name has been linked to a VERY SCANDALOUS website... she might be extremely shocked to find out her husband's secret fetish...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners was seriously dedicated to pull of a hilarious phone tap! She prepared for a month to make her husband believe that she was having a breast enlargement surgery, just so our very own Jubal could call her husband as the plastic surgeon! The only thing is... Jubal is exactly the kind of doctor you DON'T WANT...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For many women, the best part of their wedding day is when they get their photos back... So they can relive the best memories and moments from their special day. But Jubal calls a recent bride, with some bad news. Her photos didn't turn out QUITE the way she was hoping... Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Eric Wustenhagen. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a WORLD FAMOUS DJ who calls himself Mark In The Dark. Since being a cheesy 1980s radio show host, he now DJ's weddings... but he is currently UPSET because there is another wedding DJ in town who is infringing on HIS turf. Find out exactly what 'Mark In The Dark' does about it in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, a guy is traveling to the Hawaiian Islands for a much anticipated vacation! Unfortunetly, his airline itinerary has had a slight change in plans and Jubal is calling to give him the bad news. Oddly, this guy doesn't accept Jubal's "Aloha"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy just got hired as a new accountant, and he must have a made a great impression in the interviews because now Jubal is calling to inform him that the CEO has personally invited him to an exciting work place activity! Listen to the podcast below to find out why this particular employee is now TERRIFIED!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One guy sent in his application for TSA PreCheck, but he forgot one thing... he has a friend who listens to the show and wants Jubal to handle the application instead. In this brand new phone tap, Jubal calmly explains that this guy not only won't be approved for TSA PreCheck, but also is on a NO FLY List. You won't believe Jubal's reasons for this...Find out in the Podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young lady who recently visited a neighborhood church of hers...he poses as the pastor and is very excited to welcome her, bless her, hit on her, ALL OF THE ABOVE...this is probably one of the most uncomfortable phone taps to date...hear it in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a bank employee calling to inform a young man that its not him who doesn't have money... It's the BANK! And turns out, thats not even the WORST news in the phone call! Find out what Jubal says in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal poses as a delightful airline worker looking to resolve a missing bag with a disgruntled customer. However, this guy only becomes even more angry with each solution Jubal gives. Find out what happens in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's a new member of a local gym and unfortunately, he's got some bad news. There's been a few complaints from other members and... well, it's time for the gym to take some action to solve this problem. Hear what they have planned in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Army Medicine. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a New Supervisor over the local museum...the problem is attendance is a bit low. And as the NEW boss in charge he is ready to inject some new life and some FRESH ideas for the museum!! That's why Jubal calls a tour guide about ONE major idea that will DEFINITELY bring a lot of people to see some "artifacts." It's too bad this idea may actually make her quit...Find out what it was in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jubal calls a loan officer because he needs money for his "business" idea that involves him buying shoes... that are particularly his style...and his size...And practically ONLY for him. Will he succeed in the loan or Will the loan officer see through his facade?!? One thing is for sure...it's absolutely hilarious!!! Find out what happens in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You say you just want a refund on the slow cooker that you returned to the store? Well it's not going to be that simple. ESPECIALLY not when Jubal is the customer service guy helping you... Listen to the PHONE TAP and hear this poor guy lose his mind!(Image Courtesy: Kevin Dooley. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a female voice actor posing as a high-powered director.... He needs a VERY PARTICULAR sound for the opening of his big new movie and Jubal HOPES that this girl can deliver the goods. We'll find out if she's got what it takes in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Sebastian Dooris. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thanksgiving was a ROUGH holiday for Jubal. He was all alone at his place... family was coming over in a few hours and he hadn't even started cooking the turkey yet. He was panicked and he needed some help. So he made a phone call to the experts. Find out how it went in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Kurman Communications. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who is very EXCITED to be working at her new job!! And while it's exhilarating to have a NEW job...Jubal as Human Resources, has to go over the necessary work "requirements" for her...and they're not pretty. One requirement is SO crazy...she even considered quitting her job! Find out what happened in podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a worker from a local sewer system and calls a woman to give her some BAD NEWS...they're going to have to turn off her water for four weeks!!! Why?!? A infestation of rodents have been showing up in toilets. But, lucky for the woman, Jubal has some "fun" alternatives to showering and using the toilet!!! Does she think their great ideas?!? No...and she gets pissed! Find out what happens in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a receptionist who has been spending A LOT of her free time at work on social media sites!! Shocking..right?!? Well Jubal is here as the tech guy...and is ready to reveal to the receptionist that she is the one CAUGHT WASTING company time!!! Thing is she is so scared about losing her job...she's willing to do anything...Find out what was in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anything better than spending Quality Time with your bros??? That's why Jubal calls up a random guy and asks if they can BRO OUT together... Just some good old fashioned GUY TIME. Nothing awkward about that. Hear it in the Phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses again as our favorite and enthusiastic clown, Buttons!! And today Buttons calls a woman to make sure all the prepping for the BIG office halloween party is set!!! And even though everything is pretty set...Buttons has one INSANE request. Find out what it was in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a hiring manager and calls a woman who was used as a work reference for her best friend!!! And while the woman is giving honest and logical answers...Jubal believes something else. He believes that the entire reference is one BIG COVER UP!!! And to prove that it isn't...Jubal has some SERIOUS "investigative" questions!! Next thing you know...this woman is all fired up by what Jubal is asking...Find out what happens in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who is a face painter...and wants to hire her for a very "fun" office party. And while it's going to be a great time...Jubal needs the face painter to something very SPECIFIC. Find out what it was in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a cocky, demanding celebrity...HIMSELF! Most people enjoy the show...Jubal...and the phone taps!! Well one woman enjoyed them so much, she specifically requested Jubal to come down to her school and speak about a career in radio and living your dreams!!! Little does she know...Jubal has a high list of demands...which really pisses her off!! Find out what happened in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap is a very SPECIAL ELECTION edition as Jubal poses as a State Representative and calls an older woman about his "policies" and ideas. What the woman doesn't know is that Jubal has very SPECIFIC instructions on the feedback he gets...and that EVERYTHING in his planned policies will make her MAD! Find out how Jubal's new policies can make someone so UPSET in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a girl who recently lost her phone at the mall...and while she's wondering about updates...one person NEEDS more information to help find the phone, Jubal's persona... Mall Security cop and Non-Native english speaker Miguel. The LANGUAGE BARRIER may be a bit of a problem...and things get pretty INAPPROPRIATE...Find out what happened in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls as Donald a man who needs graphic design work done for a CRAZY idea of his!! And while Donald "the Super-Geek" has a GREAT idea for a website...he gets a bit distracted by the CUTE graphic designer he's on the phone with! In fact he gets so distracted he ends up doing something COMPLETELY insane! Find out what it was in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses a representative for the Entertainment Industry and calls a guy to survey him about his Movie-Watching Habits!! And while the guy is excited to obtain FREE gift cards...he has to deal with Jubal OPENLY judging his movie tastes...and the guy gets pissed!!! The guy may NEVER want to do a a phone survey EVER again after this phone tap...Hear what happens in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a Young Lady who works as a nanny...and thing is...Jubal is willing to PAY A LOT for her to go above and beyond her job duties....And ask her for one BIG FAVOR. Thing is....if she doesn't do it, she's FIRED. Find out if she helps Jubal out in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as "Casey" a nervous guy interviewing for a bar tender position...thing is Casey REALLY wants the job but he may have some SERIOUS ex girlfriend baggage that could HOLD HIM back from even CONTINUING the interview. Find out the awkward, uncomfortable and HILARIOUS ways "Casey" deals with that baggage...in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The foul-mouthed teenager, Kyler Korsington, is going Trick or Treating for Halloween and he's not in the mood for any BS... and that's EXACTLY what this woman is giving him on the phone. Listen to Kyler give it RIGHT BACK in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: market208. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a guy who has MAJOR trouble dealing with his son's school Halloween dress-up policy!! And as the "administrative assistant" Jubal has to let parents know that they MUST follow the STRICT dress code policy to not offend others...Little does the guy know...that their kids can easily OFFEND everyone with basically ANY costume!! The dad get's pissed...hear it on the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who needs to be "welcomed" into the new community. And as part of the Homeowners Association....Jubal has to discuss the MANDATORY rules and regulations to follow...ESPECIALLY during Halloween!! Problem is...Jubal's "Homeowners Rules" are a bit too EXTREME....Find out how CRAZY the rules are in the podcast below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone tap, Jubal calls a woman to tell her some bad news...her daughter's birthday venue...is NOW not available anymore. And even though she scheduled the venue in advance...Jubal has a very "logical" reason why the it she's not booked anymore. Find out what it was in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him some Troubling News... Someone is attempting to steal his identity, to take out money from a local bank. And Jubal knows that he SHOULD probably do "something" about it... he's just not sure what it is exactly. Maybe the guy on the phone can tell him what to do. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jubal calls an overprotective father named "Larry," to tell him that he is dating her daughter!!! And while Larry seems calm and understanding...Jubal may be the worst boyfriend ever (in Larry's eyes) after this conversation! You won't believe the questions Jubal asked to really piss Larry off!! Find out what happened..Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone tap Jubal poses as someone from human resources to let a woman know that he's been watching her!! What she doesn't know is cameras have been set EVERYWHERE in the office and that they now have footage and a RIDICULOUS "reason" to fine her. Find out the reason why in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who is excited to have a one-on-one phone interview...and while she's ecstatic to have a job...her interviewer (Jubal) can't keep his mouth shut. That's because he can't quite seem to get on track...because his inner voice is getting in the way of his outer voice...Hear what uncomfortable things Jubal's inner voice has to say in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who just opened up a new checking account...and whats GREAT is the guy actually receives a welcome package from the bank! BUT before Jubal can give him the welcome package...the guy will have to do something first...that may change his life and blow up his phone!! Find out what it was...Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as Hilario a bizarre dude, with even more BIZARRE interests in his!! Thing is...Hilario is looking for a place to book his birthday party...and he has very SPECIFIC and WEIRD requests for the venue planner!! Find out how WIERD Hilario is...Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as the boss of marketing firm...And he's here to call a NEW employee...about the "duties and expectations" of the job. Little does the new employee know that Jubal has very specific needs that he wants his employees to fill...Find out the uncomfortable and awkward things Jubal wants from this guy...Hear it in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a representative from the city and calls a guy who needs to pay $700 dollars due to CRAZY parking tickets!! And though the guy on the phone believes he ALREADY paid them..Jubal's records show something different...and the guy gets pretty mad... Hear what happens in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who recently had a falling out with her last psychic. Lucky for her Jubal is here to the rescue!! But for some reason she's not impressed with Jubal's readings!! Find out why in the Phone Tap!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone tap, Jubal calls a woman who was out at the club with a bunch of her friends the other night...And the problem is her memory that night was a bit cloudy! All she knows is she hooked up with a random guy...and Jubal calls pretending to be that guy!! Find out what happened...Listen to the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Break a Date is back!!! And Jubal decides to call a poor guy from the "Break a Date" Hotline to tell him that his girlfriend is dumping him for many reasons!!! But what happens after Jubal breaks the bad news to the guy...takes a turn for the worst!! Find out what it was....Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who recently lost his wallet at a restaurant...So far, he left a message requesting if anyone has found it to please contact him...Well Jubal has a lot of information concerning lost wallets...just not the one that belongs to him...And it's hilarious!! Hear the podcast below!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who works for a moving company and NO PRESSURE but he's about to pick up a very IMPORTANT PACKAGE for a HIGH profile client!! And by the end of the call the guy actually sounds fearful for his life!! Hear it in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who is ecstatic about her son playing a huge role in an upcoming play...what she doesn't know is Jubal has a completely DIFFERENT role in mind and she take the news INSANELY HARSH...Hear her REACTION in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.