Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Sage Willowbrooke is back... but this time he's singing the song of LOVE to a newly divorced lady. Don't get us wrong though, he's still definitely (definitely) creepy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a father who is very excited to speak at his son's career day. Jubal is excited too. Actually, everyone's excited... except for the kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy whose got a REAL bad cold. There's good news though, he's got instructions straight from the DOC and he knows exactly how to heal him. The best part is... the guy actually does it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works at the mall and he's got a big, BIG problem with her. She usually eats at a Cinnabon for her break... but this time she changed it up. AND THAT'S NOT OKAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an aspiring actor about some voice work for commercials... but he's got some tips on EXACTLY how he should voice the commercial in order to really SELL it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who needs some advice on her business. WELL, that is perfect for Jubal because he knows EXACTLY what it takes to turn that disgusting, rinky dink eatery into a gold mine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently complained about his fast food experience and sees if he's interested in getting some compensation. BUT he's not offering free meals or a voucher... he's offering a chance to get RICH.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone tap, Jubal calls a woman to tell her some bad news…her daughter’s birthday venue…is NOW not available anymore. And even though she scheduled the venue in advance…Jubal has a very “logical” reason why the it she’s not booked anymore. Find out what it was in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this phone tap we are asked to prank a guy whose been joking a lot about their love life (or LACK THEREOF) as he gets older. Well Jubal calls from a Men's Clinic and boy, he has some troubling news...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buttons the Clown is back... and today for Valentine's Day he's doing "Singing Love Telegrams"! Sure, not everything has been going well for Buttons, but that doesn't make these Love telegrams any less important!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who ordered flowers for his fiance on Valentine's Day. But there's just one HUGE problem with his order... it sucks. So he either needs to pay up for better flowers or... well that's it. He needs buy better flowers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal brings back Mr. Romance himself... BIG POOK. Pook calls one girl (after getting her number from her MOM) and pulls out ALL THE STOPS to convince her to be his Valentines Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually when a police officer calls you, it's a major downer. Jubal tries to fix this problem by calling someone who just had their car stolen as a police officer. The difference is... he's not a downer! He's actually cheerful, positive, and upbeat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy we call in this phone tap may or may not have been smoking a lil' sum sumn before we called him... That explains why his reaction to being told his car is being repo'd is a little different than most people would react. Don't worry, Jubal still finds a way to mess with his head.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this phone tap, Jubal plays this magician character "The Great Tortellini". He hasn't been able to find a lot of work lately so he's trying his hand in the fast food industry. He can bring a lot of new ideas to the table, but for some reason the hiring manager isn't too happy about them...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you forget a computer password, things can get stressful, especially when it locks you out of your computer. This happened to one woman, who gets a call from Jubal trying to help her situation. The problem? Jubal pretends to be a man named Miguel... and he doesn't speak a lot of English.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This phone tap is a little different than usual, hypothetically. Hypothetically, Jubal accidentally crawls into a donation bin and, hypothetically, is stuck. The producers had to alter his voice to make to sound like he really was stuck. Hypothetically, check out this phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This phone tap is a little different than usual, hypothetically. Hypothetically, Jubal accidentally crawls into a donation bin and, hypothetically, is stuck. The producers had to alter his voice to make to sound like he really was stuck. Hypothetically, check out this phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy ordered catering, but his caterer dropped out on him last minute. Talk about STRESSFUL! Lucky for him, another catering company was willing to swoop in and save the day. Unlucky for him, that other catering company is our very own Jubal. Also, it's not a catering company, it's a prank phone call.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's wife recently entered to win a Home Renovation from a Popular TV network... and this must be their lucky day because Jubal calls with some SURPRISING NEWS but, just like any big contest that involves Jubal, there's always a catch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mother who recently celebrated her daughters wedding. Apparently, it ALL went without a hitch, but now it's time for us to discuss the matter of PAYMENT... and such lovely events were not cheap. In fact, I bet it's a lot more than she expected. She's about to tear Jubal a new one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently booked an appointment to get a nose job. What he DOESN'T KNOW is that one of the medical assistants (Jubal) is about to tell him that they need to move up his appointment from 2 weeks out to TODAY. It's for a very good, but slightly strange reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now that it's January, everyone is obsessed with working out and shedding those "HOLIDAY POUNDS"... and who better to help you with your fitness goals than DUFF (the meathead personal trainer). That's why Jubal calls an unsuspecting young woman, and he's got BIG PLANS for her in the New Year.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman who is excited to take a luxury vacation with her family to paradise. But... things in paradise aren't ALWAYS what they seem. Jubal calls from the hotel to make sure she's taken ALL of the precautions that she needs to take if she wants to survive her trip. Now she's having second thoughts...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who scheduled a remodel for his bathroom. Unfortunately, he has some bad news. Thanks to his "special requests," the final request price is going to be a LITTLE higher than we expected. By a "LITTLE higher", we mean "$10,000 more." This guy can't contain his contain his excitement (or his anger).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybodys favorite Brace-Faced teen with a foul math is back and his name is Kyler Corsington. And today, Kyler calls up a parent whos son is having a birthday sleepover. But if Kylers REALLY going to show up, he needs to go over a few ground rules FIRSTSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christmas is ALL about family - or those who are almost family - or those who you aren't sure they are family. Regardless, it's always a nice thought whenever someone gives you a present for the holidays, right? Well, Pook simply wants to spread the holiday spirit amongst all his baby momma's.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thanksgiving was a ROUGH holiday for Jubal. He was all alone at his place family was coming over in a few hours and he hadnt even started cooking the turkey yet. He was panicked and he needed some help. So he made a phone call to the experts. Find out how it went in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's ready to book the most luxurious vacation of his life! Where does he want to go? Sydney, Europe!.....Wait.. that doesn't exist? How about Vienna, Australia??? NO! WHAT?! Hmmm.... this Phone Tap victim is just crushing all of Jubal's dreams!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you are a comedic genius like Jubal, you take it as an insult whenever someone doesn't laugh at your jokes ITS DISTRACTING. Well, Jubal has one simple fix so that his mojo is never thrown out of whack again by people who don't laugh at his jokes and today's Phone Tap victim wasn't too happy about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As todays Phone Tap victim just found out, Homeowner Associations have STRICT rules regarding holiday decorations or the-lack-of and because she did not comply with the regulations, she has to suffer the consequences.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever signing up for a medical insurance plan, it is important to read the fine print and to watch out for abbreviations.... you'll see what we mean in Jubal's Phone Tap Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oops, he did it again! This time, Duncan goes ahead snooping around other people's finances and accidentally deleted Barry's banking account. That is the fastest anyone has made $100,000 disappear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're girlfriend is upset about another woman in her office you COULD try and console her... OR you could just set her up for a phone tap! That's what Jenny's boyfriend did! Hear it in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal, a concerned branch executive for a clothing store, is faced to cut down costs at his stores. He tells the store manager that the ONLY way to avoid a mass firing of staff is to enforce some new policies regarding customer practices.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal, being the entrepreneur that he is, decided to start his own "Break a Date" service where he breaks up with people who has cheated in their relationship! Amy, his first client, did not appreciate the news and has one of the biggest freak outs in Phone Tap history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't we all just HATE automated phone call machines?! Well, today's Phone Tap victim sure does after receiving a call from Jubal's automated call services!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have all heard the rumors that scrolling through the Facebook profiles of perspective employees are one of the favorite parts of a hiring manager's day! Well, today Jubal informs a listener that we unfortunately can not hire him despite ALREADY OFFERING HIM THE JOB because we found some questionable materials in his Facebook profile.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is EXTREMELY happy that someone FINALLY chose to stay at his AirBnB even though his house is infested with bed bugs! But the lady from today's phone tap knows that right? After all, she read the disclaimer, didn't she?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Arnold and apologizes to him after accidentally handing him the wrong medication at the clinic.... We wonder what type of side affects he is suffering from the WRONG medication!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't you just HATE IT when customer service employees start asking about your personal life? Jubal does. And he lets them know EXACTLY what he is thinking in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls the newest employee company and informs him he left a little present inside his desks drawer. You WON'T BELIEVE what it is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is the new boss at a senior living facility and he believes that the current activities coordinator isn't doing a great job planning fun events for their elderly residents. What could he possible have in mind?? Find out in today's phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A paranormal investigator named Kelley calls Mark and informs him that his house is DEFINITELY haunted.... how does he know?... BECAUSE HE IS IN HIS HOUSE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyler the pretentious brace-faced teen calls his neighbors and demands that they only hand out full-sized candy bars this Halloween!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Loraine and congratulates her on becoming a senior citizen!.... I SAID he congratulated her on being a SENIOR CITIZEN..... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cazey Ryback called Ryan to let him know he needs to pick up Jenna, a girl whom he has been romantically involved with, from the local correction facility... problem is that he didn't know she is crazy!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Christian is Back and he's not very happy with another guy who's working out at the same gym as him... Apparently, the cute NEW GUY is stealing all of Christian's attention. NOBODY takes the spotlight away from Christian! Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karl "mistakenly" calls an unsuspecting #PhoneTap victim and lets her know that he his the body and she better have his money. I wonder why she threaten to call the police....?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.