Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal poses as a pastor at a local church, and he just wants to reach out to all the sinners out there... ESPECIALLY one man, who works as a construction worker... A little birdie told us that he likes to use FOUL LANGUAGE on the job... Well, it's time to nip that in the bud... In the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a very rare occurrence that a HUSBAND emails the show, asking to prank his EX WIFE... But Jubal decided to give it a try... and when he made the call, it seemed like it was going to be your "Run of the mill" phone tap... but then, all hell broke loose, an things got ugly... You'll hear how it wen down... in your Phone Tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a young lady who is excited to graduate from college in just a few days.. and unfortunately, Jubal has some bad news... While he doesn't mind giving her a diploma... The university think it's best, if she doesn't show up to the actual graduation ceremony... and the REASON WHY... would probably get him fired (IF he worked at a real college).. But luckily, he doesn't... so it's totally okay for him to say it, in the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Old Frank is back, and now that he's been retried for a number of years... he spends a lot of his free time gardening... So he calls a nursery to inquire about some flowers. And JUST like Old Frank, it's sometimes difficult to get him to the POINT... and then, things get extremely awkward and uncomfortable... in the phone tap below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who has a very busy schedule... so she's been taking advantage of ordering groceries online for the last three months... Lucky for her, the grocery store she uses is rolling out a brand new service to go with it, and Jubal is very excited to tell her all about it... Listen to the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that while he was fixing the guy's garbage disposal... he saw a picture of the dude. And Jubal Likey. Jubal Likey VERY MUCH. Does he want to hang out??? Find out in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: StarAlex1. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to give him some GREAT NEWS.... He just won a huge nation-wide contest and has been selected as the grand prize winner... but for some reason, he's not very excited about it.... Maybe it's the prize has to do with him getting SHAVED on a certain sensitive part of his body... Just a guess... Listen to the whole thing here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a restaurant with one simple goal... He wants... no, DEMANDS a reservation. The hostess doesn't know that her friend set her up for this, and even though she's completely booked for the night, nothing will stop him from getting a table.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he delivered the live bees she ordered to her house... the problem is, she never ordered any bees. And to be honest, that's not even the WORST part. Hear what else went wrong in today's PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite Brace-Faced teen with a foul math is back... and his name is Kyler Corsington. And today, Kyler calls up a parent who's son is having a birthday sleepover. But if Kyler's REALLY going to show up, he needs to go over a few ground rules FIRST...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman emailed the show asking us to prank her boyfriend... and she said the ONE THING that really gets under his skin is when people INTERRUPT him and finish his sentences. So... what did Jubal do? He INTERRUPTED him and finished his sentences.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If there's ANYONE that desperately needs a job, it's "Big Pook".... that's why he's applying for a graphic design job and is ready to WOW them with his 9 page long resume. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a customer service rep for a large retailer and he's NOT Happy... He believes one of the customers has taken advantage of the company. And Jubal will not tolerate this kind of disgusting behavior. It's time to confront the customer in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world's best children's magician... THE GREAT TORTELLINI is back!!! And he's ready to do his first corporate gig. The woman on the phone doesn't sound very excited to have him though... ESPECIALLY with that awful grating voice of his. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman FLIPS OUT when Jubal tells her that her private family photos were just sold to a corporation... And they have BIG PLANS for her and her family! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who recently started dating a new guy... And as his BEST FRIEND, he doesn't want his buddy getting HURT again... So, Jubal needs to sign off on EVERYTHING she has planned for their evening together... Listen to the full podcast here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be a doctor this morning and tells a pregnant woman that her baby is going to heavier than they expected... MUCH MUCH HEAVIER. Thank goodness Jubal isn't a REAL doctor. Listen to the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a company to inquire about acting lessons... Not for him... for his son. Jubal believes that his son is a future star, and should be TREATED like one. Are they ready to take on a future Oscar winner? Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know she's in line to get a surprise raise at her job... But she has NO IDEA WHY, and definitely never saw it coming... Hear the whole Phone Tap here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pranks a hotel concierge as "Old Frank" in today's phone tap. Normally, this concierge gets a lot of people bugging him with really dumb questions... But Old Frank has something ELSE up his sleeve, and the concierge doesn't see it coming, because he has NO IDEA how to react...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has done FOUR "To Catch a Cheater" phone taps... and today's phone tap is a little bit like that, but this couple is ALREADY broken up, and one of our listeners wants Jubal to TEST his ex to see if she would make the MORALLY CORRECT DECISION when presented with temptation... Find out what happens here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has done FOUR "To Catch a Cheater" phone taps... and today's phone tap is a little bit like that, but this couple is ALREADY broken up, and one of our listeners wants Jubal to TEST his ex to see if she would make the MORALLY CORRECT DECISION when presented with temptation... Find out what happens here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the stoner is back, and this time, he fools a homeowner into thinking he's working on a remodel for his house... Even though Ted is a stickler for details, he may have messed up ONE BIG THING about the project. Find out what it is in the phone tap below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a guy while posing as the owner of the restaurant he works at to FIRE him. The reason why? It has absolutely nothing to do with his job performance...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that before he gets hired for his new job he's going to need to go through the initiation process... and this is a FUN company. So the process can get a little crazy! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal was able to do something he NEVER gets to do.... with the help of one our listeners, Jubal gets to SURPRISE our Phone Tap victim with some really exciting news! Of course, before Jubal can actually share the news he NEEDS to freak her out a bit... Listen to the podcast below to hear what is going to happen to this girl!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who works in a restaurant & she is SUPER annoyed because lately she has had a lot of customers complaining over SILLY things... Luckily for her, Jubal is SUPER reasonable (Not Really). Listen to the podcast below to find out what Jubal's complaint is...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman that he claims to have met at a charity auction a few days ago... But this woman was so DRUNK that night that she doesn't remember anything... Plus she couldn't believe that she donated such a large sum of cash to Jubal's cause! Maybe only Jubal cares about vision-impaired cats?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Duff, your favorite Meathead, makes an appearance (over the phone) because he has A LOT of women who love him... And instead of being his typical self, Duff wants to change his ways and do something nice for the ladies... and his first step is to call the florist! Listen to the podcast below to hear what he needs...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a school administrator, and calls a mother to ask her a strange question.... "Who's the REAL father" of her kid? He only asks because her daughter is WAY too smart to be the offspring of her so-called "dad". Hear her freak out in the PODCAST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not too often on the show do we get to reunite people with their family members, but today we get too! A father has played a prank on his daughter telling her that she has a 'half-brother' she never knew about... and sadly for her that half-brother is BUTTONS... the clown who is ALWAYS down on his luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman about a new job listing she has posted. Luckily for her, Jubal is is MORE than qualified for the position... his skills are MORE than she can even comprehend.... but for some odd reason, she still doesn't seem to want to give him the job. Listen to the podcast below to find out why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap... our good ole' pal Big Pook is BACK! Most of the time, Pook calls up the ladies or is trying to score a job with some company... but this time something COMPLETELY side tracks Pook during his phone call! Listen to the podcast below to find out what it is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a man who has just been invited to a bachelor party! And GOOD NEWS... Jubal will be planning the festivities for the evening. The only thing is that Jubal needs to make sure that this guy is on board for EVERYTHING that will happen during the night (Wink Wink). Listen to the podcast below to find out what he has planned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be a talent scout from a big Entertainment agency in Hollywood... and he has the SECRET to "making it big" in TV, movies, you name it! EVERY major celebrity has done it... and Jubal is ready to share his special secret with a guy from Seattle. It's a little STRANGE. But trust me, it WORKS. Find out his "secret" in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lot of people all over the country truly believe that their house is haunted.... And Jubal calls one of those people today. He might be able to help her get rid of her haunting, if she's willing to think outside of the box. Hear what he has in mind in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a woman who is expecting to speak to a lawyer because she was recently involved in an accident where a car hit her! Unfortunetly for her, Jubal isn't your typical lawyer... in fact he has a FEW questions for her. Listen to the podcast below to find out what happens!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It is not uncommon for victims of Jubal's Phone Tap pranks to yell and even curse at him... but in today's phone tap Jubal makes someone SO angry they say they are willing to literally LEAVE their own job!! Listen to the podcast below to find out how Jubal made one person so mad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Its like High School all over again! Today, Jubal better known as 'Ziggy' in this phone call, calls a lady who is about to have her ten year high school reunion... and lucky for her, Ziggy is on the reunion committee and noticed she isn't going with a date... So Ziggy is willing to offer himself up as a date! Listen to the podcast below to find out if she accepts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal is 'Sebastian Giles' extremely rich and EXTREMELY pretentious billionaire! Sebastian calls a woman who is a dog walker.... she doesn't know he is... but she is about to! Listen to the podcast below to find out just how rude Sebastian was today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal has some very unfortunate news to deliver... He calls a man whose sweet grandmother lives in an assisted living facility, but awkwardly enough this man's granny has been involved in some 'wild' activities late at night. And there is VIDEO to prove it! Listen to the podcast below to find out what this naughty granny did...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who left her diamond at a jewelry shop to be cleaned. Unfortunately, he MAY have misplaced it (after he took it home to show his girlfriend). Oops. But, It's really kind of her fault. You should know, that you can't trust Jubal with ANYTHING valuable.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.