Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today Jubal calls a woman as an employee for Google to tell her some bad news... Apparently, the GoogleEarth van was in her neighborhood a few weeks ago and it captured a TOPLESS picture of her sunbathing in her backyard... And now the photo is ALL OVER the internet. And she was NOT HAPPY. Hear her reaction in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman at a restaurant... And he found out from her friend that she absolutely HATES when people call for reservations (because they don't take any)... So of course, Jubal decides to do just that. And if you know Jubal... He will say anything in order to get that reservation... Listen to the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you didn't already know, Jubal LOVES pranking new employees... They are unfamiliar with the office rules, culture, and their corporate superiors.... Like today, when he called an employee to tell him that he needs to sign up for a very important and mandatory team building event... And if he refuses, he is going to lose his job... No matter what values it may go against.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a guy from corporate who calls a woman about her work evaluation... He congratulates her on a 'job well done' and told her that she's the most valued employee in the company... So he decides that she should be rewarded... But why does she get so upset with him? Find out in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who recently rented an apartment without seeing it first because she has recently been relocated for her job... So Jubal decides to give her a call as her landlord to congratulate her, but also to let hew know about some of the unique and troubling features of her new pad... Listen to the podcast to hear her reaction!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who recently got pulled over for speeding and lied to the cop in order to get out of a ticket. Then she bragged about it to her boyfriend who shared the information to Officer Jubal... Now he has to act accordingly, because lying to the police is a very serious manner. Hear what she has to say to Officer Jubal for lying in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the meathead is back! Today is calling a girl because her friend is trying to set them up on a date. He wanted to let her know that she should be really excited for their date... Because it's Duff. But he also needs to warn her that there are a few specific rules that she needs to follow... Find out what they are in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an employee at an auto parts store with the best of news... He is looking to promote him! He gets a pay raise, tons of extra benefits, and gets to take over his boss's job! But, there is just one small thing he has to do if he wants the job... But for some reason he's against it, and Jubal just doesn't understand why...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal feels betrayed by a company that he has trusted over the years because they recently sent him a defected product... And he is VERY upset. So this morning he decides to call their customer service line and launch a verbal ASSAULT on whoever is unfortunate enough to pick up the phone. Listen to the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jubal calls a personal trainer because he has decided that it's finally time for him to get in shape. But what Jubal doesn't understand is that this means he has to give up control over what he eats, when he exercises, and basically his whole lifestyle... And he's not so sure he's willing to do all of that. Listen to the podcast to hear what exactly Jubal is WILLING to do and what he is DEFINITELY NOT WILLING to do...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal Duncan is back... And if you haven't already heard, Duncan is very introverted and does NOT do well with confrontation. But for some strange reason he is always is the one that tends to give bad news to very angry people... And today he calls a woman that he does maintenance for to tell her the FBI is looking for her, and it's all Duncan's fault... Listen to hear why in the phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gavin gets a call from the corporate offices at his work. They need him to help test out the company's state-of-the-art automated drug test system. All he has to do is blow into his telephone and it will scan his breath for drugs?!?! Is Gavin REALLY that gullible? Yesâ?¦ yes he is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman who is recently single has a friend helping her get back into the dating scene... So her friend decides she's going to set her up with a guy from work. This all sounds normal until the guy that calls her up turns out to be Jubal... And he has to tell her about a little issue he has before they go out... Can she handle it? Hard to say... It is Jubal...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a new employee and wants to give her a special welcome to the new company she just started working for... And he can't wait to share with her some very important upcoming work events... Especially one very controversial program called the 'Bully Lottery'. Find out what that is by listening to the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a driving instructor who's teaching his kid how to drive and he's royally pissed off. Why? Because Jubal completely disagrees with his teaching philosophies. If anybody knows what kids should be learning on the roads, it's Jubal. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would it be awkward if the guy who waters the flowers at your office calls in asking about your hot female employees? GOOD. Because that's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: malamutechaos.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is really into Pokemon Go...So much he calls a lady to tell her that they are officially at WAR with each other...He accuses her of FOLLOWING him to Pokestops and mooching off his  lure! Oh and he wants his Bulbasaur back...Listen to her reaction in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this morning's Phone Tap, Jubal calls about a job opening as a Delivery Driver. There's one requirement though...he needs to be STRONG. Well, luckily Jubal has the ability to BEND STEEL...But he also needs time off to get VENGEANCE..and he can't work nights because he's busy SAVING THE WORLD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls his buddy's boss this morning in today's phone tapâ?¦to tell him that his buddy can't come into work because â??he has likeâ?¦really bad food poisoning bro.â?? Even though Jubal tells the boss that he's a DOCTORâ?¦For some odd reason he's just not that convincing. The only client this doc has is sweet Mary Janeâ?¦See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a caricature artist crying to tell him how UPSET his wife was about how UGLY he looked in his picture...So upset that she did something CRAZY. Listen to the phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a trucking company about a job offer. One problem though....Before he can accept the position, he is legally obligated to tell them something. Â Hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap is definitely proof that Jubal is definitely disturbed.... and it's also proof that you should probably never bring your dog around Jubal EVER. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Quinn Dombrowski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Vick emailed the show and told us that his co-worker used a "sick day" at work when she REALLY wasn't sick. So Jubal thought it would be perfect to do a PHONE TAP on her! And there's only ONE WAYÂ she's going to keep her job. Find out what Jubal has in mind, in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: MIKI Yoshihito. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a divorce, getting back into the dating scene can be roughâ?¦ especially if JUBAL is the guy in charge of helping you out. Listen as he "tries" to help one girl get back in the game in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Laya Gerlock. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to warn him, that his lazy lifestyle choices MAY be endangering his well being... That's why they're ready to shut down his Netflix subscription, and get him up and active once again! Hear his reaction in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal tells a lady he's calling form an auto repair shop. Her car is being worked on... but it's PROBABLY best if Jubal talks to her husband about it. Because let's face it... cars are kind of a GUY THING. Ya know? Listen to her reaction in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Marjan Lavarevski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who's been out on maternity leave for the last month to introduce himself. You see, Jubal is going to be her new boss at work... and he has something VERY IMPORTANT he needs to talk about with her... It's time for her to come clean. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tatiana Vdb. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a young woman who is fresh out of college and working hard as an intern. He's heard great things about her work ethic and that's why it's time to reward her... and give her an incredible opportunity to take the next big step in her career. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a Hollywood talent agent who represents some of the BIGGEST STARS in the BIZ. But today, he's taking a break from calling all the BIG SHOTS because he has new client that he's interested in signing, but before they make it official, she has to change ONE thing. Find out what it is in the phone tap podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal call's a woman who works in her spare time as a nude art model. She's about to get an offer from him to do something so INNOVATIVE, so special...so...ILLEGAL, that he guarantees it will rock the art world to its core. Hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's worked as a waitress at a seafood restaurant for almost a decade. She loves where she works, has a lot of pride in her job, but unfortunately, the new owner (Jubal), is gonna call her and tell her that they're about to make a couple of changes...and you can assume, she isn't going too handle this to well...hear what happens in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal call's a guy to tell him good news...out of the hundreds of emails he gets every week requesting phone taps, he has selected HIS! The thing he doesn't know, is that his girlfriend found out he sent a phone tap request to us and SHE asked to do a reverse one on HIM! Hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a receptionist at a company to let her known he will NOT be applying for the job opening...and he can't wait to tell her to reason why...hear it in the podcast now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who has been asked to be a bridesmaid at her friends wedding, and she's been meeting with this friend, offering input and suggestions regarding the reception and ceremony, but all that's about to change...the reason why...because Christian the wedding planner is BACK, and he's taking over the mess that SHE created...hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a young man to let him know the GOOD NEWS... That he and his grandma are making their relationship OFFICIAL. We all know age is nothing but a number... and now Jubal just needs to get this guy's blessing for one last thing. Hear it in the phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the meathead is back! Today he's looking for a little part-time work. And Since the weather is getting nice, Duff feels like he can offer his UNIQUE set of skills to a landscaping company. They'd be fools not to hire him. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom because he's unhappy with her son... and even though she doesn't know him... he suggest he get PUNISHED for what he did to him... Jubal want revenge... and he's gonna GET IT...hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's seven months pregnant to let her know the Doctor is ready to speak with her.  Apparently early on in the pregnancy... she did NOT want to know the sex of the baby...but that recently changed... after MANY conversations with her husband... soo she left a message for the doctor to call her back with the BIG NEWS...but he doesn't feel like revealing it... thanks to her husband. Hear what happens in the podcast right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your favorite phone tap character is back... his name is Duncan. So that's why it's going to be difficult for him (Jubal), to explain his issue to a local business owner that he may have just accidentally bankrupt her entire company.... forever... hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody hates getting calls from telemarketers trying to sell you stuff... So Jubal TURNS THE TABLES and calls a telemarketer back with an amazing offer he can't refuse. Listen to the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who was recently involved in a fender bender. Her car is in the tow yard and she's waiting for insurance to give her the final word on the damage. Guess who gets to delivers the news...and it's not good...hear what happens in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who travels a lot. He's always flying somewhere for business, so he calls him as a representative from his preferred airline to let him know there's been a policy change...and he should be aware of it...hear what happens by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal needs some legal advice... he recently had a "violent" encounter with a friend's cat. And now he's ready to do whatever it takes, to make sure that cat RUES the day it ever scratched at Jubal. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: MiuMiuKitty. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently signed up for personal training sessions at his gym...so he tells him that HE is going to be his trainer, and guess what...training starts...RIGHT NOW. Hear what happens by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's creepy alter-ego Sage Willowbrooke is looking to spruce up his cabin out in the woods, so he calls an interior designer for advice. In NO WAY POSSIBLE, will this end up being creepy...or will it...hear it in the podcast now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's having major issues with his bank. Apparently he has been charged with so many ridiculous fees that he's asked to speak with a supervisor...and that's where Jubal come's in...to ANNOY him even more. Hear what happens in the podcast right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's been getting a lot of emails from her college asking her to donate money. So far, she's ignored all of them, but that's about to change because Jubal is calling her directly...to CHANGE her mind. Hear how in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a guy who recently signed up for the TSA pre-check posing as someone from the TSA to let him know he needs to pass one final test in order to be approved. Find out what the test is by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not often that Jubal gets the opportunity to call a guy who just had his wisdom teeth removed and you can tell that he's a little out of it...you can also hear that his mouth is sore but most importantly, you can hear the PANIC in his voice after what Jubal tells him...Hear what happened in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as the new supervisor for a warehouse and apparently, one of his EMPLOYEES is always taking NAPS in the back of the when he should be working... Find out how he confronts him by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.