Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a guy who has had multiple lunches stolen from him!! Little does he know that Jubal has been the one eating all his meals...And now he is about to ask the man's wife for an UNBELIEVABLE favor... Hear what it is in the podcast below!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as a construction man for a woman who is a BIG player in the real estate game...and she's about to close a deal on a very expensive house!! What she doesn't know is Jubal only does construction jobs completely NUDE...Hear her REACTION in the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as the manager of pop superstar Jennifer Lopez. He calls a hotel to make a reservation and for some STRANGE reason their computer cannot pull up J-lo's info! That is unacceptable and if Jubal has his way...this could possibly cost the hotel hostess her job!! Hear what happens in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman whose child got into SERIOUS trouble at school!! The mother believes he is overreacting but Jubal knows it's important to teach her child a lesson. And he's going to punish her kid the BEST way he knows how!! Hear the podcast below!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a small business owner to let him know the "regular" guy that does his finances is "out" and somebody else is stepping in...resident creeper Sage Willowbrooke. And Sage's enthusiasm for his new position may be a bit OVERBOARD!! Hear the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a contractor to ask a few questions about the new "friends" in his condo� Is Jubal referring to his furniture? Yes. Should you be scared? Definitely. Should you listen to the Phone Tap? Absolutely. Hear it in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Haruhiko Okumura. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Ashley emailed the show, saying she found out her fiance was cheating on her using Tinder... so apparently, she knows the truth and she just wants some sweet revenge... That's why she asked Jubal for help, to expose him on the radio! Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a waiter and tells a woman that even though he APPRECIATES the tip she left for him the other night, Jubal doesn't NEED it... he's extremely rich after all! Mwhahaha. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Dave Dugdale. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman paid a visit to the doctor a couple weeks ago because she hurt her ankle...So Jubal decides to call her today to check on how she's doing...and to let her know that Doc wants her on medical marijuana ASAP to "help with the pain." He also offered a few more "suggestions" that he thinks will help her get healthy...Because the doctor ALWAYS knows what's best!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works out at the gym where he works... To congratulate her on her new baby! But, he really has an ulterior motive... And she's about to find out exactly what that is. Jubal has NO limits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's having an issue with her printer. She's emailed customer service for help. So she's NONE THE WISER when Jubal calls as a "representative" from the printer company. She soon finds out that Jubal gets distracted very easily!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who's been experiencing some supernatural occurrences in her home... She thinks it may be some type of spirit, or even a demonic presence... But lucky for her, she has the A PREMIER ghost hunter on the line... A guy who just took up the profession to make some extra coin... And his name is Big Pook!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who brought her car into an auto-body repair shop a couple days ago to get her bumper fixed... Unfortunately for her, Jubal has some bad news... Not only is the car not ready to be picked up, but it's going to take twice as long as they originally thought.... And the reason for the delay has nothing to do with actually getting it fixed...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Image Courtesy: iamcootis. Creative Commons)It's the return of everybody's favorite Tooth Fairy... JERRY! He's the 42 year-old guy who loves sneaking into neighbor's houses and replacing children' teeth with cash. Now, he's got an eye on a  new neighbor and wanted to welcome her to the community! Let's see how she feels about her new neighbor in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a young man roaming the town... Who wears track suits, gold chains and digs the ladies. His name is Estaban! And perhaps the biggest moment of his entire life has just happened... And he needs to lock down a new venue to celebrate. But it's kind of tough to do that when literally nobody knows who he is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who was recently in a  fender bender.... And being his Insurance claims Rep, Jubal needs a little more information about the details of what happened the day of the accident... And this guy does NOT going to like what Jubal tells him to do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We recently got an email from a guy who wanted to prank his ex-wife.... And he said that she has a pretty short fuse, and that the thing she loves most in the entire world is your favorite restaurant... IHOP. So of course, Jubal knows EXACTLY what to do to grind this lady's gears... And he quickly learned that NO ONE should mess with this woman's pancakes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duncan... The mild, meek-mannered guy who avoids confrontation at all costs... Is lacking some serious leadership skills. So he decided to call a college professor who teaches leadership training to see if she can help... But the trouble is... Can Duncan even be helped?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently flew on an airline with her family... And as far as she's concerned, everything went great. But, she's about to find out that the airline received a few complaints that need to be addressed ASAP... And they all concern a member of her family.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a RIDESHARE from Seattle to California. She's probably gotten a few weird calls from people who are interested alreadyâ?¦ but i GUARANTEE they weren't as weird as the one she's ABOUT TO receive from a man named Vlad. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tambako the Jaguar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody knows the post office has been going through some struggles latelyâ?¦ maybe it's because Jubal keeps pretending that he works there. All he's trying to do is SELL people some amazing stamps! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: KLMircea. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young woman to let her know that they've been receiving some complaints about her at the local community center. Specifically about the "attire" she wears in the pool� and it's causing a BIG STIR. And Jubal knows how to fix the problem. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman who recently reported a crime in her neighborhood... And being a well-respected officer of the law that I am, he tells her that he is 100% committed on catching this criminal and put him behind bars. But to be able to do that, he needs her help... In the most UNUSUAL way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you lose your job over a FART?!? Jubal thinks so! Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal gives a store employee a TERRIBLE performance review for passing gas on the job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal actually makes someone happy by telling them that they won a FREE Trip to Puerto Vallarta! Well, at least the first 30 seconds are happy� then everything just gets weird. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Â guy has been applying for acting roles all across the country by sending his headshot and resume. Well, Jubal gets his hands on a copy, and it turns out he has the opportunity of a lifetime, just for him...But we don't think he quite catches on to exactly what part he will be playing. It's your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently went through back surgery to let him know that the doctor may have made a tiny mistake during the procedure... He just needs the guy to sign a waver so the hospital doesn't accept ANY responsibility if something happens to go wrong... Like if he dies or something. It's obvious that no one should trust "Dr. Jubal"... Listen to the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy accidentally overpaid his cab driver one drunken night, and now he wants to get some of his money back. But  UNFORTUNATELY, he's going to have talk to the most frustrating taxi supervisor on the planet... Miguel! Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Will M. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman posing as the delivery guy that dropped off pizza at her house last night... And he had an offer for her that he thought she would NEVER turn down. But the best part is, once he told her it was a prank phone call, she had a reaction that left Jubal completely SPEECHLESS. Now that is something you definitely don't see every day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman as an employee for Google to tell her some bad news... Apparently, the GoogleEarth van was in her neighborhood a few weeks ago and it captured a TOPLESS picture of her sunbathing in her backyard... And now the photo is ALL OVER the internet. And she was NOT HAPPY. Hear her reaction in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman at a restaurant... And he found out from her friend that she absolutely HATES when people call for reservations (because they don't take any)... So of course, Jubal decides to do just that. And if you know Jubal... He will say anything in order to get that reservation... Listen to the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you didn't already know, Jubal LOVES pranking new employees... They are unfamiliar with the office rules, culture, and their corporate superiors.... Like today, when he called an employee to tell him that he needs to sign up for a very important and mandatory team building event... And if he refuses, he is going to lose his job... No matter what values it may go against.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a guy from corporate who calls a woman about her work evaluation... He congratulates her on a 'job well done' and told her that she's the most valued employee in the company... So he decides that she should be rewarded... But why does she get so upset with him? Find out in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who recently rented an apartment without seeing it first because she has recently been relocated for her job... So Jubal decides to give her a call as her landlord to congratulate her, but also to let hew know about some of the unique and troubling features of her new pad... Listen to the podcast to hear her reaction!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who recently got pulled over for speeding and lied to the cop in order to get out of a ticket. Then she bragged about it to her boyfriend who shared the information to Officer Jubal... Now he has to act accordingly, because lying to the police is a very serious manner. Hear what she has to say to Officer Jubal for lying in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the meathead is back! Today is calling a girl because her friend is trying to set them up on a date. He wanted to let her know that she should be really excited for their date... Because it's Duff. But he also needs to warn her that there are a few specific rules that she needs to follow... Find out what they are in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an employee at an auto parts store with the best of news... He is looking to promote him! He gets a pay raise, tons of extra benefits, and gets to take over his boss's job! But, there is just one small thing he has to do if he wants the job... But for some reason he's against it, and Jubal just doesn't understand why...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal feels betrayed by a company that he has trusted over the years because they recently sent him a defected product... And he is VERY upset. So this morning he decides to call their customer service line and launch a verbal ASSAULT on whoever is unfortunate enough to pick up the phone. Listen to the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jubal calls a personal trainer because he has decided that it's finally time for him to get in shape. But what Jubal doesn't understand is that this means he has to give up control over what he eats, when he exercises, and basically his whole lifestyle... And he's not so sure he's willing to do all of that. Listen to the podcast to hear what exactly Jubal is WILLING to do and what he is DEFINITELY NOT WILLING to do...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal Duncan is back... And if you haven't already heard, Duncan is very introverted and does NOT do well with confrontation. But for some strange reason he is always is the one that tends to give bad news to very angry people... And today he calls a woman that he does maintenance for to tell her the FBI is looking for her, and it's all Duncan's fault... Listen to hear why in the phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gavin gets a call from the corporate offices at his work. They need him to help test out the company's state-of-the-art automated drug test system. All he has to do is blow into his telephone and it will scan his breath for drugs?!?! Is Gavin REALLY that gullible? Yesâ?¦ yes he is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman who is recently single has a friend helping her get back into the dating scene... So her friend decides she's going to set her up with a guy from work. This all sounds normal until the guy that calls her up turns out to be Jubal... And he has to tell her about a little issue he has before they go out... Can she handle it? Hard to say... It is Jubal...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a new employee and wants to give her a special welcome to the new company she just started working for... And he can't wait to share with her some very important upcoming work events... Especially one very controversial program called the 'Bully Lottery'. Find out what that is by listening to the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a driving instructor who's teaching his kid how to drive and he's royally pissed off. Why? Because Jubal completely disagrees with his teaching philosophies. If anybody knows what kids should be learning on the roads, it's Jubal. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would it be awkward if the guy who waters the flowers at your office calls in asking about your hot female employees? GOOD. Because that's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: malamutechaos.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is really into Pokemon Go...So much he calls a lady to tell her that they are officially at WAR with each other...He accuses her of FOLLOWING him to Pokestops and mooching off his  lure! Oh and he wants his Bulbasaur back...Listen to her reaction in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this morning's Phone Tap, Jubal calls about a job opening as a Delivery Driver. There's one requirement though...he needs to be STRONG. Well, luckily Jubal has the ability to BEND STEEL...But he also needs time off to get VENGEANCE..and he can't work nights because he's busy SAVING THE WORLD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls his buddy's boss this morning in today's phone tapâ?¦to tell him that his buddy can't come into work because â??he has likeâ?¦really bad food poisoning bro.â?? Even though Jubal tells the boss that he's a DOCTORâ?¦For some odd reason he's just not that convincing. The only client this doc has is sweet Mary Janeâ?¦See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a caricature artist crying to tell him how UPSET his wife was about how UGLY he looked in his picture...So upset that she did something CRAZY. Listen to the phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a trucking company about a job offer. One problem though....Before he can accept the position, he is legally obligated to tell them something. Â Hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.