Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a business owner to express dissatisfaction with a recent purchase her made at her establishment... apparently she owns a Gluten-Free bakery, but Jubal DEFINITELY saw a gluten in his food... and he DEMANDS a full refund for his trouble. It's your Phone Tap right now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a human resources rep and he calls a guy to tell him that they will be DENYING his vacation request... apparently it's the same day as his birthday. And Jubal isn't playing games... this isn't middle school. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a pet expert for some simple advice... what can he do to make sure that HIS dog to starts a romance with the neighbor's super attractive dog?... I mean, their dog's "got it going on" (wink). Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who is very passionate about his Fantasy Football League that he does with a group of his buddies... So wouldn't it be a shame, if a website administrator called to tell him, that they're shutting his team down?? And it's all because of his inappropriate Fantasy name... Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's interested in being a bouncer at a local club downtown... but this guy definitely has his work cut out for him if he wants to get the job. Because Jubal's a pretty tough interviewer... and he's not easily impressed. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he's interested in going out with her. Sure, she's 20 years Jubal's senior, but that doesn't bother him AT ALL.... In fact, he prefers em that way. OHH YEAAA. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who (years ago) temporarily had a job as an adult phone operator... Since then, she's cleaned up her act... but Jubal is willing to do whatever it takes, to get her back to her "old ways". Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It seems like the world is more politically correct than EVER before... somebody is always offended by something. That's why Jubal has a little fun, when he calls a guy who works at a museum, to tell them that people are outraged about something he says during his tour. Hear in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a high school principal who's in a tough spot. They just had someone cancel to sing the National Anthem at an upcoming school function... So Jubal calls one student's mother, HOPING she can fill in. That may have been a mistake. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The owner of a pet store gets a call from the infamous, "Sebastian Giles". He's VERY WEALTHY and VERY UPSET about the work they did on his award-winning pup, Mitzy. It's UNACCEPTABLE, and now, somebody is going to pay! Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently purchased tickets to see one of his favorite artists LIVE in concert. And good news, Jubal is about to make this man's day with a very special deal. And once a deal is made, it's FINAL. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, Mr. Bruce, is back... He's the thrice divorced elementary school teacher (still living life like it's the 70s)... and he always has his eye out for a hottie. Well, it looks like he spotted one he likes, and he's closing in for the kill in today's Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who recently left a note on someone's car because they parked too close at her condo complex... and Jubal poses as the person who OWNS that vehicle, and he's got a thing or two to say to this girl. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who ordered a custom birthday cake for his wife... he made the order a few weeks ago, and now Jubal is calling to let him know that there's a small problem with it. Because the world's most incompetent man (Duncan) was in charge of the decoration. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our sassy friend, Christian, works at a costume store... and it appears there has been a mistake regarding one of the orders that went out yesterday... So he calls a woman DEMANDING she bring the outfit back to the store. Christian will NOT let this woman ruin his Halloween! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: JDHancock. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a dry cleaner with an unusual request... he has a few items that need to be cleaned. But he needs his things cleaned quickly, throughly... and as discreetly as possible. Hear what happens in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's about to head to Vegas for her bachelorette party. What she doesn't know, is that ALL her friends have been emailing Jubal over the past few days to prank her before their trip. Hear it in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donald (the uber nerd) is back once again, and he's got his hands on the hottest tickets in town... to see the the New Stars movie "The Force Awakens", which comes out in December. But before the big premiere, Donald needs to phone ahead to the theater about some important details for the event. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a father of a middle school boy, regarding his behavior in school... He MIGHT not want to hear this, but they've had to punish his kid by using an unusual disciplinary tactic. But, it's the ONLY way to get these darned kids to stop texting in class. Surprisingly, the dad is NOT happy about it. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're just a week away from Halloween, and that means all the Haunted houses in the area will be packed... with tons of people screaming and having fun. But ONE person is not impressed. He went to a haunted house last week, and he's ready to file LEGAL action against whoever built it. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's had some recent problems with her bank. Jubal wants to help solve her problem... BUT, he also wants to stay in shape and reach his fitness goal. So hopefully she doesn't mind Jubal multitasking to accomplish both, at the same time. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who's been selling off some of her family's DVDs on Craigslist, for a dollar a pop. And Jubal is very interested in them... maybe TOO interested. It actually gets kind of weird. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy whose wife is just one week away from having their first child. And Jubal needs to tell them some very important information regarding their doctor. The problem is... it's going to be hard to understand what it is, because Miguel (the non-native English speaker), is the one breaking the news. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just started her job at an up and coming Tech company.... they're a bunch of young, brash programmers, looking to change society one Megabyte at a time! And Jubal has a brilliant idea for the company that's going to take them to the next level. He just has to get this woman on board! Listen in the Podacst.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's not happy with her dental insurance plan... she recently had a tooth pulled and found out the procedure wasn't covered by her policy. That's where Jubal comes in, to make everything better... or probably worse. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an airline customer service representative... and he calls a woman who recently had a bad experience boarding a plane... now, Jubal wants to make things right. (Translation: He wants to ruin her day.) Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a bank teller who recently met a very special lady... so after a few minutes of conversation, he's already prepared to ask her out. And what BETTER way to do that, than to call her fiance? Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal LOVES when he gets to phone tap an older person, because they've been around for a while, and they usually don't have a lot of patience.... For SOME, that might seem like a bad thing, but for JUBAL it's his favorite, because it makes the phone taps Oh so good. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a restaurant because he's very upset with what happened when he dined in their establishment... and the hostess who's taking his call better be prepared for the WRATH that Jubal is about to unleash on her. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the past, Jubal has made hundreds of prank calls telling people that he's from Human Resources and they've done something wrong... But today, Jubal actually calls an HR representative to file a complaint. And it's something she's probably NEVER heard before in her life. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom whose child plays on the same soccer team as his... and he has a problem with the WAY she been serving the kids their halftime snacks. It's gotten so bad, Jubal's going to set her straight in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who just moved into the neighborhood... Apparently, their wives think they should hang out and bond together. But Jubal isn't so sure... In fact, he needs to put this guy to the test, to see if he's JUBAL'S type of dude. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently applied to get a Personalized License Plat... but what he doesn't know, is that we're HARDCORE at the Department of Licensing. And they won't put up with any shenanigans. Especially not from troublemakers like Todd! Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls from the brand new website... "GetMyCrapBack.com"... It's a service for all those people who want to get their stuff back from their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend, but they don't want to go through the hassle of actually TALKING to them... It's easier to just have Jubal do it all for you! Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a party planner with an unusual request... he has an anniversary coming up and he wants to make it one that his wife will NEVER EVER forget. Hear his brilliant idea in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a school administrator, and calls a mother who's child goes to his preschool... The problem is, Jubal has noticed some strange behavior from her son at school, and it's important to tell her about it before things spiral out of control. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls up a guy who's a HUGE FAN of Lil Wayne... apparently, he sends tweets to Weezy all the time, and now, he's actually going to get a response, in the form of a Phone Tap! Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, "Buttons the Clown" is back! If you've never heard him before, Buttons ONCE was a "big shot" in the clown world... Now, he's down on his luck, just trying to climb back up from the hell hole that life put him in... And it starts with getting a personal trainer, in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a parent of a three year old... and he calls another father, to "shoot the breeze" and talk to him about their kids' recent play date... AND also to plan for their future together. Listen to how this dad reacts, in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the return of everybody's favorite brace-faced, foul-mouthed teenager... Kyler Korsington! And Kyler is IN LOVE... so today, he plans to call the one person who's standing in his way of a fairy tale romance... His teacher's boyfriend. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal loves pranking all types of people... but he has a special place in his heart for senior citizens. If you phone tap the right one, and tell them something they LOVE is about to change... they lose their minds! Jubal found the perfect woman to prank today. And all he had to do was threaten to take away her pancakes. Listen in the PODCAST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who is trying to rent some Porta potties for a wedding event.... the problem is, today, JUBAL is in charge of the rentals. And he's not going to make it easy on the guy. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as a customer service representative for a credit card company... And to say that he's not very helpful, would be an understand. Jubal doesn't know ANYTHING about credit cards... at all. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works at an office building downtown. Apparently, she's been complaining because the maintenance staff hasn't taken out the trash in the last 3 days... and it's starting to STINK. And Jubal could think of no one better to deal with this situation... than Miguel, the non-native English speaker. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works as a tour guide... and she doesn't know this, but he recently went on one of her tours, and he was NOT IMPRESSED. That's why Jubal feels like it's his duty, to give her a few helpful pointers, on how to do her job a little better. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's a little known fact... it's TECHNICALLY illegal for any person in public to sing the "Happy Birthday" song. That's why restaurants make up their own special versions to sing to their customers... to avoid a lawsuit. A lot of people don't know about this rule. Including the girl in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know, SOME people just don't understand the fun you can have at the funeral home. That might sound a little strange to you. But Jubal is going to try and convince you that there's plenty of opportunity for some wild and crazy times there. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal is playing the EXTREMELY wealthy entrepreneur known as "Sebastian Giles". He's ready to get married for the third time and he needs to hire some commoners to help with the ceremony. That's why he's calling a local DJ, to provide some entertainment... and he BETTER be impressive if he wants to work for Sebastian Giles! Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mechanic who's very busy at his job. He works at a popular auto repair shop, and he ALWAYS has customer lined up, waiting for service... so Jubal had a Fun Idea. Let's piss him off by wasting all his time on a ridiculous prank phone call! Listen in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let he know she's not allowed back into their establishment anymore... did she steal something? Did she make a scene in the store? NOPE. It's nothing like that... it's a much more absurd reason. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.