Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In the past, Jubal has made hundreds of prank calls telling people that he's from Human Resources and they've done something wrong... But today, Jubal actually calls an HR representative to file a complaint. And it's something she's probably NEVER heard before in her life. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom whose child plays on the same soccer team as his... and he has a problem with the WAY she been serving the kids their halftime snacks. It's gotten so bad, Jubal's going to set her straight in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who just moved into the neighborhood... Apparently, their wives think they should hang out and bond together. But Jubal isn't so sure... In fact, he needs to put this guy to the test, to see if he's JUBAL'S type of dude. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently applied to get a Personalized License Plat... but what he doesn't know, is that we're HARDCORE at the Department of Licensing. And they won't put up with any shenanigans. Especially not from troublemakers like Todd! Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls from the brand new website... "GetMyCrapBack.com"... It's a service for all those people who want to get their stuff back from their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend, but they don't want to go through the hassle of actually TALKING to them... It's easier to just have Jubal do it all for you! Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a party planner with an unusual request... he has an anniversary coming up and he wants to make it one that his wife will NEVER EVER forget. Hear his brilliant idea in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a school administrator, and calls a mother who's child goes to his preschool... The problem is, Jubal has noticed some strange behavior from her son at school, and it's important to tell her about it before things spiral out of control. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls up a guy who's a HUGE FAN of Lil Wayne... apparently, he sends tweets to Weezy all the time, and now, he's actually going to get a response, in the form of a Phone Tap! Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, "Buttons the Clown" is back! If you've never heard him before, Buttons ONCE was a "big shot" in the clown world... Now, he's down on his luck, just trying to climb back up from the hell hole that life put him in... And it starts with getting a personal trainer, in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a parent of a three year old... and he calls another father, to "shoot the breeze" and talk to him about their kids' recent play date... AND also to plan for their future together. Listen to how this dad reacts, in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the return of everybody's favorite brace-faced, foul-mouthed teenager... Kyler Korsington! And Kyler is IN LOVE... so today, he plans to call the one person who's standing in his way of a fairy tale romance... His teacher's boyfriend. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal loves pranking all types of people... but he has a special place in his heart for senior citizens. If you phone tap the right one, and tell them something they LOVE is about to change... they lose their minds! Jubal found the perfect woman to prank today. And all he had to do was threaten to take away her pancakes. Listen in the PODCAST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who is trying to rent some Porta potties for a wedding event.... the problem is, today, JUBAL is in charge of the rentals. And he's not going to make it easy on the guy. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as a customer service representative for a credit card company... And to say that he's not very helpful, would be an understand. Jubal doesn't know ANYTHING about credit cards... at all. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works at an office building downtown. Apparently, she's been complaining because the maintenance staff hasn't taken out the trash in the last 3 days... and it's starting to STINK. And Jubal could think of no one better to deal with this situation... than Miguel, the non-native English speaker. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works as a tour guide... and she doesn't know this, but he recently went on one of her tours, and he was NOT IMPRESSED. That's why Jubal feels like it's his duty, to give her a few helpful pointers, on how to do her job a little better. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's a little known fact... it's TECHNICALLY illegal for any person in public to sing the "Happy Birthday" song. That's why restaurants make up their own special versions to sing to their customers... to avoid a lawsuit. A lot of people don't know about this rule. Including the girl in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know, SOME people just don't understand the fun you can have at the funeral home. That might sound a little strange to you. But Jubal is going to try and convince you that there's plenty of opportunity for some wild and crazy times there. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal is playing the EXTREMELY wealthy entrepreneur known as "Sebastian Giles". He's ready to get married for the third time and he needs to hire some commoners to help with the ceremony. That's why he's calling a local DJ, to provide some entertainment... and he BETTER be impressive if he wants to work for Sebastian Giles! Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mechanic who's very busy at his job. He works at a popular auto repair shop, and he ALWAYS has customer lined up, waiting for service... so Jubal had a Fun Idea. Let's piss him off by wasting all his time on a ridiculous prank phone call! Listen in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let he know she's not allowed back into their establishment anymore... did she steal something? Did she make a scene in the store? NOPE. It's nothing like that... it's a much more absurd reason. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's been having a problem with her assigned parking spot. Unfortunately, it's underneath a tree filled with birds. And they are leaving a "mess" all over her car. So Jubal has a quick & easy solution, and let's just say... the girl on the phone, is NOT a fan. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the day before the big Taylor Swift concert at Century Link Field tomorrow, and we've been giving out a lot of tickets over the past few weeks... but in today's Phone Tap... Jubal need to call one of the winners (a mom, who's very excited to take her daughter to the show)... and Jubal is about to give her some BAD NEWS. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young lady posing as a customer service rep, to talk to her about her cell phone plan... but as soon as he hears her beautiful British accent, he becomes intrigued... VERY VERY INTRIGUED. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Creepy friend of the show, Sage Willowbrook, is back once again... and today, he's looking for someone who can help him get a few updated pictures that he really really needs. And, of course, the pictures will all be taking place in a BEDROOM... where else? Listen in the phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young woman to let her know that he will be her mentor for her upcoming semester at college... and if that's not bad enough, he's about to make it much worse for her. With a little "rite of passage" ceremony that needs to happen. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who has rented out a storage locker... and unfortunately, he's got some bad news. There's been a tiny mistake. And well... all his stuff, is now GONE. Whoopsie! Oh well, You know how these things go. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he's looking for his boyfriend... and he's in a BIG trouble for what he's done. Hopefully, she tells Jubal where he is, before things turn "ugly". Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who put in her notice at the company a few weeks ago... and as HR Manager, Jubal just wants to cross the "t"'s and dot the "i"' before she leaves... BUT there is one sticky issue he needs to bring up with her... she owes the company a LITTLE bit of money.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an airline representative and calls a woman to let her know... that she is now banned from all flights on their airline. Why? Well... there was an "incident" on her last trip. And we're about to make an example out of her. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a guy who runs a take out pizza place... has has no idea, but Jubal's about to make him look real good. And in exchange, Jubal wants something in return... Something big. No questions asked. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Duncan is back! He's mild, meek and a little uncomfortable with confrontation. And he's calling a guy who's already frustrated because his brand new dishwasher was installed incorrectly. Maybe Duncan can figure out how to help. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose life long dream... has been to appear on a Reality TV show. Well, Jubal is about to give her the opportunity she's been waiting for. And if she's smart, she'll take it. No matter how crazy it sounds! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a customer service rep from his wireless carrier to help him with a little problem. He lost his phone last night, and he knows exactly where it is... All Jubal needs now, is to go down and get it. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal actually gets yelled at by a woman who is on the clock, working at a Food Bank... How does Jubal get her so riled up? Well apparently, Jubal is very confused about how this whole "bank" thing works. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Bruce (the smooth talking elementary school teacher) is back... Normally he's at school, on the prowl for single mommies, but today he actually calls up a father of one the kids he teaches. And he has a simple question. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, creepy Sage Willowbrooke is back... and he's calling a young woman who recently moved into an apartment complex. Sage just has a few questions for her, and she might feel a little uneasy with the conversation. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently met a guy on Tinder... and this guy really likes her. In fact, he likes her SO MUHC, that he wanted to send her a little virtual gift... It's a "Virtual Touch". And Jubal has the pleasure of delivering it to her. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a badass librarian who doesn't take crap from anyone. And he calls a guy who is LATE returning a DVD to the library. Nobody takes advantage of the system. Not while Jubal is there! Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman pretending to be someone who works for the city. There's been a lot of change in her neighborhood recently... and it's about to affect her personally, in a very big way. And she's not going to be happy about it. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently dropped off his dog at a kennel while he went on vacation. And Jubal has some news... his dog is no longer there. But there's a very good reason for it! In fact, he SHOULD be excited about it. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently signed up for a dating website, because he wanted to meet some new people... The good news is, Jubal has found some people who are very very interested in meeting. But it might be a little different than what this dude had in mind. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal Christian is back, and as per usual... Christian has got a BEE in his bonnet. He's upset at a woman, because of what she's doing to her boyfriend... And if you know Christian, he doesn't hold back. EVER.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman from her homeowners association because there are going to be some weird new rules that will be enforced in her neighborhood. She's not very happy about them... but hey, it's not Jubal's problem. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you approach someone who owes you money... and they haven't been paying it back? Maybe it's been a few months, or a few years... or even a DECADE. Do you just forget about it? OR do you confront them in a Phone Tap? We like the Second Option.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a party company who does face-painting at kids events... and he only has ONE simple question for them... and I definitely do not think that the woman on the phone is READY for it. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's been called A LOT of weird and horrible names when he Phone Taps people. But never... in the Seven years he's been doing Phone Taps has he EVER been called the name you're about to hear today... We had to bleep it for obvious reasons. But you'll be able to tell what it is if you listen close.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal loves wedding season... because it's the best time to mess with nervous brides who are getting ready for their big day. So today, Jubal calls a woman who's less than 24 hours away from tying the knot. And the best part is... Jubal is even more worked up about it than SHE is! Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who was recently hired to perform in a play... but before she goes on stage, she needs to have a little talk with her new director who is straight out of Hollywood. (That would be Jubal)... and he's VERY strict. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy Jubal calls in today's Phone Tap THINKS that Jubal is the head of his company. So, of course, Jubal is going to take advantage of that situation and mess with the guy a little. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.