Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

A certain caterer in town is going around getting booked for ALL of the best parties and events and Jubal is NOT HAPPY about it. It's has got to stop. That's why Jubal calls up the caterer with a few harmless "threats"... that should do the trick! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: www.-audio-luci-store.it. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's doing some landscaping for a very wealthy family... and so far, this guy has NEVER met the head of the household. But that's about to change today. Because Sage Willowbrook is calling... Sage is very wealthy, very creepy, and deeply concerned about the welfare his majestic trees. Let's see if they can FIX this... Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: sweet_redbird. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works out religiously at the gym... she's there EVERY SINGLE DAY... pushing herself, toning up that body... and Jubal wants to finally give her amazing curves the spotlight they deserve. Think of it as a Gym membership BONUS. Hear her reaction in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: brh_images. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who is VERY EXCITED for her family's upcoming vacation down to sunny California... Unfortunately, there's a major drought happening down there and water is running low.... it COULD affect her family's plans a little. But don't worry, Jubal is going to help smooth everything over! Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Joanna Lee Osburn. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal FINALLY found a spokesperson for a new product he invented... Now, the product might be a little controversial, but this girl is going to be PERFECT for it. Unfortunately, she doesn't feel the same way. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Eliot Phillips. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know he's NOT HAPPY with the way she handled things when she came in to pick up her food order... AND NOW, Jubal wants to be compensated for his time. Unfortunately, SHE DISAGREES. Hear them work it out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Mark H. Ainbinder. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Estaban, the family-friendly Rapper is BACK AGAIN! He's making music for the masses and he just needs to complete his LOOK with a sweet new chain around his neck. Hopefully the jeweler on the phone can help him out in today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Guian Bolisay. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl named Leslie just broke up with her boyfriend... but there's GOOD NEWS! Because there's a guy who's already wants to go out with her. He's in her college class, and it's somebody she probably wouldn't expect. Hopefully, she's excited! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Derrick Tyson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's been trying to get onto a reality TV show for a while... and now Jubal FINALLY has found the opportunity this guy has been waiting for. It's a BRAND NEW reality show that he MAY or MAY NOT be excited about. Jubal just hopes that this guy is game to do the "Awkward Coconut". Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Troy Marusek. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most people don't know this... but SOMETIMES when you win prizes from our Station, Jubal will call you up to give you more information about what you won!... Well, not really... But Jubal WILL call some of our winners just to MESS WITH THEM in a Phone Tap! Hear one in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Lunchbox LP. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who just returned his rental car a few days ago... he accidentally left a "package" in the trunk of the car, and Jubal is willing to return it. He can be VERY DISCREET. No questions asked. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: . Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap... a girl is being set up on a blind date with a guy named Colby. But sometimes, when Colby's talking, CHARLES busts in on the conversation. Who is Charles? Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Stefan Neuweger. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

College can be a ROUGH TIME for some kids that are heading off away from home for the first time... That's why they have college counselors to help deal with the stress. But today's Counselor is NOT PREPARED to handle the call he gets from Jubal... Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: daily_dares. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People hire repair guys all the time to fix things around the house... maybe an appliance or a toilet... but what happens when the repairman leaves something behind? Something that he's embarrassed to even tell you about.... AWK-WARD! Jubal just wants his undies back in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: jason wilson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

School is finally back in session... which means it's TIME ONCE AGAIN for Jubal to call some parents and see if he can piss them off. Today, he calls a mother and tells her that her son is struggling in school... and the problem is NOT his academic performance. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Liana_Kyle. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever "Big Pook" makes a dinner reservation he goes ALL OUT... He wants a classy 4-star restaurant... he wants to eat a delicious meal... and he wants to order from a waitress with a BIG BOOTY. Can they make that happen for him? Find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: star5112. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody thinks of their grandma as a gentle, sweet old lady... You never think that granny would be at the retirement center, doing Jello Shots and going Topless... But, that's what Jubal tells a guy in today's PHONE TAP... It's "Grannys Gone Wild"! GET YOUR DVD COPY NOW!(Image Courtesy: Bright Royalty. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend, Christian, is good at A LOT of things... styling hair, tying scarves... but ONE THING he's NOT good at is Patience. Especially when the girl on the phone won't even donate ONE DOLLAR to her college. Christian is not going to let her MOUTH OFF like that. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Barry Solow. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever thought when you're swiping your "rewards" card at the grocery store that people might be MONITORING EVERYTHING YOU BUY... Even your most embarrassing purchases? That's why Jubal calls one guy to congratulate him on his latest purchase at the store in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Corey Balazowich. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as a detective from a local police department... and he needs to tell a guy named John about a BIZARRE incident that just came to their attention... it's going to ROCK HIS WORLD. Does Jubal take it too far?? Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Evan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know when you have a certain craving for a specific type of food and you'll do ANYTHING to get it? Well... Stoner Ted had that moment the other day... so he called a bakery to see if they had what he wanted. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Cupcake Murder Aftermath. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your resident meathead Duff is BACK... usually he calls a hot chick or "breezy" (as he calls them). But TODAY he's calling a dude, because he's heard through the grapevine that his ex-girlfriend is dating again. It's time for DUFF to assert his manhood and show this tool who's BOSS... with a PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Comrade Foot. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is standing up for the all adult babies of the world in today's PHONE TAP. His 29-year-old son ("Doodle") wants to join a BABY GYM. And he shouldn't be discriminated against just because he still wears diapers and sucks on a pacifier! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: sissy samantha clarkson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People can get very emotional when their pets go missing... but it's a GREAT FEELING when somebody calls to say your pet's been found! Unless, of course, that somebody barely speaks English and you can't understand a WORD they're saying. It's Miguel! And he's found a guy's lost dog in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Trev De. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from a guy who wants to prank his girlfriend... she recently came to America from Columbia. SO, Jubal calls her up from immigration to mess with her a little bit. She needs to know that things work a LITTLE DIFFERENTLY here in the States. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Mike Mozart. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you behave if it was your LAST DAY working at your job??? Probably a little bit like Jubal does in today's Phone Tap... He's SUPPOSED to be helping a woman with her cellular plan, but honestly... he couldn't care less. Hear it in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Dennis Skley. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a landscaper with some VERY SPECIFIC requests for his yard. He just moved next door to his ex-wife (awkward!) and he has some ideas for how he wants the front lawn to look. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Lars Plougmann. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for the return of the creepiest elementary school teacher... Mr. Bruce!!! He's checking out all the Mommys of the kids at his school... and he's willing to do whatever it takes to score. "Ohhhh yeaaaaaaa"... Hear it the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Sohail.Fazluddin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's always a good time to call someone and say that you know them through Facebook... and when they don't recognize YOU, just start CRYING uncontrollably. Fun right?? That's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP. Why doesn't Mikey LIKE him!?!? Listen in the PODCAST!(Image Courtesy: Karin Dalziel. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a fertility doctor and calls a woman's husband to let him know... that his wife is FERTILE... very very VERY fertile. Jubal might sound a little inappropriate, but hey! He's not your average doctor! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Life Mental Health. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a local restaurant to make a reservation for a VERY special occasion... but REALLY, the MAIN goal is to just piss off the hostess who's on the phone with him... Will Jubal succeed?? Of COURSE he will... Listen in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: mjtmail (tiggy). Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that he still owes his local church PAYMENT for the baptism of their daughter... it's just $500... and they need him to pay ASAP or the baptism will not be recognized as "official". Don't make Jubal smite you! Hear it the in PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Stuart Richards. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Samantha is waiting for insurance to speak with her about a hit and run that happened on her parked car... Unfortunately, the "agent" calling her is JUBAL (aka. "Mr. Customer Service)... and he's got some bad news for sweet Samantha. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Vetatur Fumare. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are certain evil children out there, who will stop at NOTHING to embarrass their parents. That happens when Jubal makes a call to a certain "sexy lady"... and his OWN SON jumps on the phone to ruin everything! AWK-WARD! Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tim Simpson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is moving into his first apartment with his girlfriend this Saturday... but Jubal calls to say that it's not going to work.... because something "strange" happened at his new place and it needs to be cleaned up. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Jayel Aheram. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a little brace-faced teen out there with a foul mouth and big dreams... his name's Kyler, and he just wants to go to Space Camp, but he needs to get enough money to go. So he'll call up local businesses and ask for cash until he can achieve his goal!(Image Courtesy: Paul Hudson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's just a few days away from a breast augmentation... And he just wants to go over the all new "options" that are available out there in the boob world! You know, it's 2014... and a lot of things have changed (for the better?). Hear Jubal's suggestions for her lovely lady lumps in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tony. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uber nerd, Donald, is Back... and he's willing to do whatever it takes to protect your computer from nasty viruses. Even if he has to put HIS LIFE ON THE LINE. And he's doing courtesy calls to everybody at risk... Hear it in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is back again! And he's staying for a few days at a friend of a friend's house... Pook just needs to check to make sure the guy is hooked up with HBO... Because there's some AWESOME stuff on HBO that has Pook very excited to "move in"... errr....i mean, what?! Hear it the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Chris Brown. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook is back... and he wants to give out some ICE CREAM to children at the local community center. "I scream, you scream"... We all scream... when we hear this super creepy PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Adrian Scattow. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who signed up for a beginner's knitting class... the problem is JUBAL takes knitting VERY VERY seriously. And he doesn't want anybody in his class who doesn't want to learn with a vengeance! That's what it takes to knit. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: [email protected]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a department store saleswoman with a complaint... she sold him a beautiful red tie last week. And that tie COMPLETELY RUINED HIS LIFE. It's time for payback! Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: N A I T. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an officer of the law... and accuses a guy of doing something illegal. He doesn't really have any PROOF... but it's just a hunch. And when you're a veteran cop like JUBAL, you gotta go with your gut.(Image Courtesy: Elvert Barnes. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a pet-sitter to watch over "Gammy"... the problem is Gammy isn't EXACTLY what people normally call "a pet"... will she still be cool with it? Let's find out in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Neil Moralee. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal Phone Taps a woman who's been having problems with her house renovations. Apparently, nothing is going right and she's been complaining to the contractor for weeks. So it's the PERFECT TIME to tell her there have been a few more problems. Hear her reaction in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Wolfgang Staudt. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy emailed the show and said if you Phone Tap his buddy and just Mention his ex-girlfriend, then he we'll FREAK OUT. So Jubal tried it. And the dude gets MADDER than we even expected! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Jeramey Jannene. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young lady is considering leaving Seattle and heading down to Los Angeles for a shot at FAME! Well, talent agent "Topher Sparks" thinks she has EXACTLY what it takes to make a big impact in Hollywood! It just might not be the impact she was hoping for... Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: The City Project. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal needs a party planner to handle his son's VERY VERY expensive birthday party... and I don't know if the party planner REALIZES just HOW RICH Jubal really is. Well Jubal is going to make that fact very clear in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: 401(K) 2012. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is FED UP with old people and all the discounts and special treatment they get (all because they've stayed alive for a long time)... That's why he's started an ANTI-Old people organization called "DIE Already"! Can Jubal convince another woman to support him and his cause??? Let's find out in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: sander_123. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who had a dentist appointment recently to give her some TROUBLING news... her dentist has recently been canned for "sexting" during some of his procedures. And he's done some WEIRD STUFF while his patients have been under anesthesia. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Zdenko Zivkovic. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.