Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today's Phone Tap is definitely proof that Jubal is definitely disturbed.... and it's also proof that you should probably never bring your dog around Jubal EVER. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Quinn Dombrowski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Vick emailed the show and told us that his co-worker used a "sick day" at work when she REALLY wasn't sick. So Jubal thought it would be perfect to do a PHONE TAP on her! And there's only ONE WAYÂ she's going to keep her job. Find out what Jubal has in mind, in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: MIKI Yoshihito. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a divorce, getting back into the dating scene can be roughâ?¦ especially if JUBAL is the guy in charge of helping you out. Listen as he "tries" to help one girl get back in the game in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Laya Gerlock. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to warn him, that his lazy lifestyle choices MAY be endangering his well being... That's why they're ready to shut down his Netflix subscription, and get him up and active once again! Hear his reaction in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal tells a lady he's calling form an auto repair shop. Her car is being worked on... but it's PROBABLY best if Jubal talks to her husband about it. Because let's face it... cars are kind of a GUY THING. Ya know? Listen to her reaction in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Marjan Lavarevski. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who's been out on maternity leave for the last month to introduce himself. You see, Jubal is going to be her new boss at work... and he has something VERY IMPORTANT he needs to talk about with her... It's time for her to come clean. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tatiana Vdb. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a young woman who is fresh out of college and working hard as an intern. He's heard great things about her work ethic and that's why it's time to reward her... and give her an incredible opportunity to take the next big step in her career. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a Hollywood talent agent who represents some of the BIGGEST STARS in the BIZ. But today, he's taking a break from calling all the BIG SHOTS because he has new client that he's interested in signing, but before they make it official, she has to change ONE thing. Find out what it is in the phone tap podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal call's a woman who works in her spare time as a nude art model. She's about to get an offer from him to do something so INNOVATIVE, so special...so...ILLEGAL, that he guarantees it will rock the art world to its core. Hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's worked as a waitress at a seafood restaurant for almost a decade. She loves where she works, has a lot of pride in her job, but unfortunately, the new owner (Jubal), is gonna call her and tell her that they're about to make a couple of changes...and you can assume, she isn't going too handle this to well...hear what happens in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal call's a guy to tell him good news...out of the hundreds of emails he gets every week requesting phone taps, he has selected HIS! The thing he doesn't know, is that his girlfriend found out he sent a phone tap request to us and SHE asked to do a reverse one on HIM! Hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a receptionist at a company to let her known he will NOT be applying for the job opening...and he can't wait to tell her to reason why...hear it in the podcast now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who has been asked to be a bridesmaid at her friends wedding, and she's been meeting with this friend, offering input and suggestions regarding the reception and ceremony, but all that's about to change...the reason why...because Christian the wedding planner is BACK, and he's taking over the mess that SHE created...hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a young man to let him know the GOOD NEWS... That he and his grandma are making their relationship OFFICIAL. We all know age is nothing but a number... and now Jubal just needs to get this guy's blessing for one last thing. Hear it in the phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the meathead is back! Today he's looking for a little part-time work. And Since the weather is getting nice, Duff feels like he can offer his UNIQUE set of skills to a landscaping company. They'd be fools not to hire him. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom because he's unhappy with her son... and even though she doesn't know him... he suggest he get PUNISHED for what he did to him... Jubal want revenge... and he's gonna GET IT...hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's seven months pregnant to let her know the Doctor is ready to speak with her.  Apparently early on in the pregnancy... she did NOT want to know the sex of the baby...but that recently changed... after MANY conversations with her husband... soo she left a message for the doctor to call her back with the BIG NEWS...but he doesn't feel like revealing it... thanks to her husband. Hear what happens in the podcast right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your favorite phone tap character is back... his name is Duncan. So that's why it's going to be difficult for him (Jubal), to explain his issue to a local business owner that he may have just accidentally bankrupt her entire company.... forever... hear it in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody hates getting calls from telemarketers trying to sell you stuff... So Jubal TURNS THE TABLES and calls a telemarketer back with an amazing offer he can't refuse. Listen to the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who was recently involved in a fender bender. Her car is in the tow yard and she's waiting for insurance to give her the final word on the damage. Guess who gets to delivers the news...and it's not good...hear what happens in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who travels a lot. He's always flying somewhere for business, so he calls him as a representative from his preferred airline to let him know there's been a policy change...and he should be aware of it...hear what happens by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal needs some legal advice... he recently had a "violent" encounter with a friend's cat. And now he's ready to do whatever it takes, to make sure that cat RUES the day it ever scratched at Jubal. Listen in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: MiuMiuKitty. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently signed up for personal training sessions at his gym...so he tells him that HE is going to be his trainer, and guess what...training starts...RIGHT NOW. Hear what happens by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's creepy alter-ego Sage Willowbrooke is looking to spruce up his cabin out in the woods, so he calls an interior designer for advice. In NO WAY POSSIBLE, will this end up being creepy...or will it...hear it in the podcast now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's having major issues with his bank. Apparently he has been charged with so many ridiculous fees that he's asked to speak with a supervisor...and that's where Jubal come's in...to ANNOY him even more. Hear what happens in the podcast right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's been getting a lot of emails from her college asking her to donate money. So far, she's ignored all of them, but that's about to change because Jubal is calling her directly...to CHANGE her mind. Hear how in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a guy who recently signed up for the TSA pre-check posing as someone from the TSA to let him know he needs to pass one final test in order to be approved. Find out what the test is by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not often that Jubal gets the opportunity to call a guy who just had his wisdom teeth removed and you can tell that he's a little out of it...you can also hear that his mouth is sore but most importantly, you can hear the PANIC in his voice after what Jubal tells him...Hear what happened in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as the new supervisor for a warehouse and apparently, one of his EMPLOYEES is always taking NAPS in the back of the when he should be working... Find out how he confronts him by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a Rent-A-Car employee and calls a guy to tell him that even though he's turned his Rent-A-Car in yesterday, he MAY have left something behind... and that something is TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. To hear how things went down, tune into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, a new recruit is about to get a call from his boss's boss to see what he's willing to do to make his company number one. Hear what was asked of him in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's always been a little out it, but today...he had a huge concern. He poses as a Ted the STONER and since he doesn't have healthcare, he's calling the campus nurse at a local college to find out what's ACTUALLY wrong with him...hear what the diagnosis was in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In todays phone tap, someone's BOSS wanted to set up one of her employees...now, she didn't give Jubal a whole lot of information about this woman...all he knows is that she's been working at the same company for the past few years...and she recently got a breast augmentation...and Jubal THINKS he knows the perfect way to phone tap her...hear what happened in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a Church pastor who's recently been hired to officiate a wedding...but he has PERSONAL ISSUES of his own that might get in the way of the ceremony and helping these two young love birds tie the knot...hear the phone tap right now in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's made some vacation plans with her family and she's VERY excited about them...unfortunately, as a representative for the Travel agency, I am the bearer of bad news, because a few things have changed since she booked the trip...hear what happened by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as the infamous Kyler Korsington- the brace-faced teen with the foul-mouth, and per usual, he is always trying to raise money to go to Space Camp. It's his one and only dream, and there's ONE woman standing in his way...hear what happened in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bride-to-be contacted us because she wanted to Phone Tap her mother (apparently she's worried about the MUSIC at the wedding reception)... so her daughter wants to to set her mind at ease... when she gets a call from Cheesey 1980s Radio DJ, "Mark in the Dark!".... Hear it in the phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an employee from human resources, and calls a guy to tell him there's been some COMPLAINTS lately. It's one of the most AWKWARD things we have had to bring up on the air, but that's the reason why we have to address them...Hear what exactly happened by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who had his car stolen a few weeks ago, but the police had found it and it was returned to him. Now , in most situations, authorities would say â??case closed', but not this detective. Jubal has got some THEORIES that last FOR DAYS about who might be behind this despicable act. Listen to what he discovered by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's recently moved into her new place, and unfortunately for her...the homeowner's association that she's a part of has been keeping an eye on her and he's calling he with the bad news...hear it in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a local author who's been trying to publish a children's book for the last few years, and he is about to give him his big break...but ONLY under one condition...you'll have to see whether he was open to his suggestion by tuning into the phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who runs a business to tell him he's found out some SHOCKING details about his company, and the person who found this out is none other than UBER NERD Donald...hear it in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy because he's angry. He stopped off at a very fancy restaurant the other day and he feel's SOMEONE who works there, WRONGED him, and now can't wait to bust them. Hear it in the phone tap podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who is DEATHLYÂ afraid of going to see a chiropractor...BUT, his wife scheduled an appointment for him anyway...and unfortunately for this guy...Jubal is the one contacting him...for one of the STRANGEST CONFIRMATION calls he's EVER received...check it out by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently bought had a house in a residential neighborhood...and TELLS him that he's from the county, and that they're ready for construction ...He has ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what Jubal is talking about...but his whole life is about to be turned upside down...hear it in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a funeral home, because sadly...someone close to him has recently passed away...and he wants to make ONE FINAL REQUEST...even though HIS family might be appalled at what he is proposing to do...he still thinks it's worth it....to find out what went exactly...tune into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as CEO at a large corporation...and he calls one of the YOUNGER EMPLOYEES who works in the I.T. department to help him with his Social Media Etiquette...because you know these crazy kids and their new-fangled Hashtags and Hashtugs...hopefully he can help him... find out whether he does in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young a lady who's scheduled to babysit for a new family...because there's something he needs to WARN HER about before she starts...and I guarantee, that even through she's an experienced babysitter...she's NEVER run into this problem before...here it in the podcast now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been a while since we've heard from our pervy substitute teacher (who's still stuck in the 70s)...you might know him as Mr.Bruce... And in today's phone tap, he'll be hitting on a fellow teacher of his who hasn't met him yet...tune in to the podcast to find out what happens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal suspects that his wife is being unfaithful...but is not 100% sure...so he needs to call some people to help him out and see if he could catch her IN THE ACT...and he knows just who to call...find out who in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.