Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a guy who recently booked an appointment to get a nose job. What he DOESN'T KNOW is that one of the medical assistants (Jubal) is about to tell him that they need to move up his appointment from 2 weeks out to TODAY. It's for a very good, but slightly strange reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now that it's January, everyone is obsessed with working out and shedding those "HOLIDAY POUNDS"... and who better to help you with your fitness goals than DUFF (the meathead personal trainer). That's why Jubal calls an unsuspecting young woman, and he's got BIG PLANS for her in the New Year.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman who is excited to take a luxury vacation with her family to paradise. But... things in paradise aren't ALWAYS what they seem. Jubal calls from the hotel to make sure she's taken ALL of the precautions that she needs to take if she wants to survive her trip. Now she's having second thoughts...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who scheduled a remodel for his bathroom. Unfortunately, he has some bad news. Thanks to his "special requests," the final request price is going to be a LITTLE higher than we expected. By a "LITTLE higher", we mean "$10,000 more." This guy can't contain his contain his excitement (or his anger).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybodys favorite Brace-Faced teen with a foul math is back and his name is Kyler Corsington. And today, Kyler calls up a parent whos son is having a birthday sleepover. But if Kylers REALLY going to show up, he needs to go over a few ground rules FIRSTSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christmas is ALL about family - or those who are almost family - or those who you aren't sure they are family. Regardless, it's always a nice thought whenever someone gives you a present for the holidays, right? Well, Pook simply wants to spread the holiday spirit amongst all his baby momma's.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thanksgiving was a ROUGH holiday for Jubal. He was all alone at his place family was coming over in a few hours and he hadnt even started cooking the turkey yet. He was panicked and he needed some help. So he made a phone call to the experts. Find out how it went in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's ready to book the most luxurious vacation of his life! Where does he want to go? Sydney, Europe!.....Wait.. that doesn't exist? How about Vienna, Australia??? NO! WHAT?! Hmmm.... this Phone Tap victim is just crushing all of Jubal's dreams!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you are a comedic genius like Jubal, you take it as an insult whenever someone doesn't laugh at your jokes ITS DISTRACTING. Well, Jubal has one simple fix so that his mojo is never thrown out of whack again by people who don't laugh at his jokes and today's Phone Tap victim wasn't too happy about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As todays Phone Tap victim just found out, Homeowner Associations have STRICT rules regarding holiday decorations or the-lack-of and because she did not comply with the regulations, she has to suffer the consequences.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever signing up for a medical insurance plan, it is important to read the fine print and to watch out for abbreviations.... you'll see what we mean in Jubal's Phone Tap Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oops, he did it again! This time, Duncan goes ahead snooping around other people's finances and accidentally deleted Barry's banking account. That is the fastest anyone has made $100,000 disappear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're girlfriend is upset about another woman in her office you COULD try and console her... OR you could just set her up for a phone tap! That's what Jenny's boyfriend did! Hear it in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal, a concerned branch executive for a clothing store, is faced to cut down costs at his stores. He tells the store manager that the ONLY way to avoid a mass firing of staff is to enforce some new policies regarding customer practices.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal, being the entrepreneur that he is, decided to start his own "Break a Date" service where he breaks up with people who has cheated in their relationship! Amy, his first client, did not appreciate the news and has one of the biggest freak outs in Phone Tap history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't we all just HATE automated phone call machines?! Well, today's Phone Tap victim sure does after receiving a call from Jubal's automated call services!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have all heard the rumors that scrolling through the Facebook profiles of perspective employees are one of the favorite parts of a hiring manager's day! Well, today Jubal informs a listener that we unfortunately can not hire him despite ALREADY OFFERING HIM THE JOB because we found some questionable materials in his Facebook profile.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is EXTREMELY happy that someone FINALLY chose to stay at his AirBnB even though his house is infested with bed bugs! But the lady from today's phone tap knows that right? After all, she read the disclaimer, didn't she?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Arnold and apologizes to him after accidentally handing him the wrong medication at the clinic.... We wonder what type of side affects he is suffering from the WRONG medication!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't you just HATE IT when customer service employees start asking about your personal life? Jubal does. And he lets them know EXACTLY what he is thinking in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls the newest employee company and informs him he left a little present inside his desks drawer. You WON'T BELIEVE what it is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is the new boss at a senior living facility and he believes that the current activities coordinator isn't doing a great job planning fun events for their elderly residents. What could he possible have in mind?? Find out in today's phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A paranormal investigator named Kelley calls Mark and informs him that his house is DEFINITELY haunted.... how does he know?... BECAUSE HE IS IN HIS HOUSE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyler the pretentious brace-faced teen calls his neighbors and demands that they only hand out full-sized candy bars this Halloween!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Loraine and congratulates her on becoming a senior citizen!.... I SAID he congratulated her on being a SENIOR CITIZEN..... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cazey Ryback called Ryan to let him know he needs to pick up Jenna, a girl whom he has been romantically involved with, from the local correction facility... problem is that he didn't know she is crazy!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Christian is Back and he's not very happy with another guy who's working out at the same gym as him... Apparently, the cute NEW GUY is stealing all of Christian's attention. NOBODY takes the spotlight away from Christian! Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karl "mistakenly" calls an unsuspecting #PhoneTap victim and lets her know that he his the body and she better have his money. I wonder why she threaten to call the police....?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly's previous security guard quit and Darvin is his new replacement. There can't possibly be anything wrong with hiring someone who is afraid of everything as a security guard, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth Mackelroy calls Jason and tells him that he knows who's dog owner has been pooping all over his lawn. Furious, they try to figure out a way to make it stop but Seth takes it waaaaaaayyyyyyy too far!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What better way to build self-confidence than diminishing your peers through insults??? Well that's the advise that Scott Brand, Certified Confidence Coach has for little insecure Judy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hilario calls his hairdresser and demands to get his $3 tip back and the conversation is HILARIOUS! Oh... Hilarious Hilario you're too much!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you react if you find out that your spouse has been telling someone else about your "bedroom problems"? Probably not too great. You'd probable feel EVEN WORSE if the person they told called you and offered some help... and that is exactly what happened in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal posses as a school photographer and informs a parent that his son was not fashionable enough to be part of School's Picture Day. Things got heated shortly after that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finding an internship relating to your studies is CRUCIAL for any college student looking to get a relevant job immediately following college. Well... "Dale" calls a young student interested in agriculture and farming and offers him one "special" job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our FAVORITE Creep is BACK! Sage Willowbrooke returns to the Phone Tap segment and offers Trevor his "professional" cuddling services.... how sick and twisted can Sage get?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a elementary school vice principal who's been raised by pimps and hookers and he lets a school mom know of the new dress code policy that's going to take place- yo! Will she be down to accept change or will she loose her mind?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently went to the mall and purchased some make up... so WHY is an officer of the law getting involved. Because they have video cameras, and they saw EVERYTHING she did.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an employee who dresses up in character and works at a theme park. Apparently, the employee had a rather unfortunate situation happen to him the other day.... And, well, being in human resources, Jubal needs to clear this matter up RIGHT AWAY... which is why he DEMANDS that the employee gives a very special apology...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young woman who recently adopted a cat from a rescue shelter. And she doesn't know this... but she has possibly made the biggest mistake other life! Thank GOODNESS I'm here to save her (IF and ONLY IF, she does exactly what I say)... in your phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many UNWANTED EMAILS do you receive from random companies in your inbox everyday??... Some, you ACTUALLY read... some, you throw to spam... and then there's others that you unsubscribe from... But what happens, if a company is NOT HAPPY after you left their mailing list?... They get even in a phone tap... like the one you're about to hear right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an used car dealership because hes VERY interested in one of the vehicles on their lot The problem is, hes been screwed over by used car salesmen before (who are ALWAYS trying to swindle him with a bad deal) and hes sick of it Well, he finally found a way to MAKE 100% sure theyre not giving him the run around and hes about to put it to the test in the Phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who paid thousands of dollars for her wedding photos. But, it's been over a month and she still hasn't received them... and she's about to find out the reason why. Luckily Jubal ANTICIPATES her anger, and he has a plan to calm her down... Hear his plan, in the Phone Tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently went through a lot of trouble planning out his wife's birthday celebration. He's handled everything from the guest list to ordering the food and drink.. But there's just one detail he messed up on... and that was leaving JUBAL in charge of the invitations. It's your phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently got a boob job.. It's only been a couple days, and she's at home resting... all bandaged up. And that's why it's the perfect time, to mess with her head... in your phone tap right here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The character "Old Frank" is back... and this time, Frank has some time on his hands... so he calls a random phone number he found on the internet... ad WHAT happens next gets weird... actually more than weird... it's EXTREMELY weird, and that's why he likes it so much.. it's in your Phone Tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who has been stressing out over getting her child into one of the top preschools in the city... She's expecting a call to find out whether her four year old made the cut... and he's about to tell her the news... We're almost ready to make a FINAL DECISION... her child just needs to complete ONE FINAL TEST in order to gain admission... You'll find out what it is, in the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our creepy old pal, Sage Willowbrooke is back! If you haven't heard him before, he sounds like a cross between a serial killer... and a more deranged serial killer... and if there's ONE JOB that Sage definitely should NOT have, it's the one he's calling from today.. So it's no wonder that the woman on the line is TERRIFIED by the end of the conversation... Find out what happened, in the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just put in her two week notice to leave her job... She's been working there for ovr 4 years and has made some really good friends. Unfortunately for her, one of those friends contacted him to prank her... HOPING it might get her to stay. We'll see if Jubal is successful, in the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.