Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Kelly's previous security guard quit and Darvin is his new replacement. There can't possibly be anything wrong with hiring someone who is afraid of everything as a security guard, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth Mackelroy calls Jason and tells him that he knows who's dog owner has been pooping all over his lawn. Furious, they try to figure out a way to make it stop but Seth takes it waaaaaaayyyyyyy too far!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What better way to build self-confidence than diminishing your peers through insults??? Well that's the advise that Scott Brand, Certified Confidence Coach has for little insecure Judy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hilario calls his hairdresser and demands to get his $3 tip back and the conversation is HILARIOUS! Oh... Hilarious Hilario you're too much!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you react if you find out that your spouse has been telling someone else about your "bedroom problems"? Probably not too great. You'd probable feel EVEN WORSE if the person they told called you and offered some help... and that is exactly what happened in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal posses as a school photographer and informs a parent that his son was not fashionable enough to be part of School's Picture Day. Things got heated shortly after that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finding an internship relating to your studies is CRUCIAL for any college student looking to get a relevant job immediately following college. Well... "Dale" calls a young student interested in agriculture and farming and offers him one "special" job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our FAVORITE Creep is BACK! Sage Willowbrooke returns to the Phone Tap segment and offers Trevor his "professional" cuddling services.... how sick and twisted can Sage get?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a elementary school vice principal who's been raised by pimps and hookers and he lets a school mom know of the new dress code policy that's going to take place- yo! Will she be down to accept change or will she loose her mind?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently went to the mall and purchased some make up... so WHY is an officer of the law getting involved. Because they have video cameras, and they saw EVERYTHING she did.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an employee who dresses up in character and works at a theme park. Apparently, the employee had a rather unfortunate situation happen to him the other day.... And, well, being in human resources, Jubal needs to clear this matter up RIGHT AWAY... which is why he DEMANDS that the employee gives a very special apology...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young woman who recently adopted a cat from a rescue shelter. And she doesn't know this... but she has possibly made the biggest mistake other life! Thank GOODNESS I'm here to save her (IF and ONLY IF, she does exactly what I say)... in your phone tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many UNWANTED EMAILS do you receive from random companies in your inbox everyday??... Some, you ACTUALLY read... some, you throw to spam... and then there's others that you unsubscribe from... But what happens, if a company is NOT HAPPY after you left their mailing list?... They get even in a phone tap... like the one you're about to hear right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an used car dealership because hes VERY interested in one of the vehicles on their lot The problem is, hes been screwed over by used car salesmen before (who are ALWAYS trying to swindle him with a bad deal) and hes sick of it Well, he finally found a way to MAKE 100% sure theyre not giving him the run around and hes about to put it to the test in the Phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who paid thousands of dollars for her wedding photos. But, it's been over a month and she still hasn't received them... and she's about to find out the reason why. Luckily Jubal ANTICIPATES her anger, and he has a plan to calm her down... Hear his plan, in the Phone Tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently went through a lot of trouble planning out his wife's birthday celebration. He's handled everything from the guest list to ordering the food and drink.. But there's just one detail he messed up on... and that was leaving JUBAL in charge of the invitations. It's your phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently got a boob job.. It's only been a couple days, and she's at home resting... all bandaged up. And that's why it's the perfect time, to mess with her head... in your phone tap right here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The character "Old Frank" is back... and this time, Frank has some time on his hands... so he calls a random phone number he found on the internet... ad WHAT happens next gets weird... actually more than weird... it's EXTREMELY weird, and that's why he likes it so much.. it's in your Phone Tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who has been stressing out over getting her child into one of the top preschools in the city... She's expecting a call to find out whether her four year old made the cut... and he's about to tell her the news... We're almost ready to make a FINAL DECISION... her child just needs to complete ONE FINAL TEST in order to gain admission... You'll find out what it is, in the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our creepy old pal, Sage Willowbrooke is back! If you haven't heard him before, he sounds like a cross between a serial killer... and a more deranged serial killer... and if there's ONE JOB that Sage definitely should NOT have, it's the one he's calling from today.. So it's no wonder that the woman on the line is TERRIFIED by the end of the conversation... Find out what happened, in the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just put in her two week notice to leave her job... She's been working there for ovr 4 years and has made some really good friends. Unfortunately for her, one of those friends contacted him to prank her... HOPING it might get her to stay. We'll see if Jubal is successful, in the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a pastor at a local church, and he just wants to reach out to all the sinners out there... ESPECIALLY one man, who works as a construction worker... A little birdie told us that he likes to use FOUL LANGUAGE on the job... Well, it's time to nip that in the bud... In the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a very rare occurrence that a HUSBAND emails the show, asking to prank his EX WIFE... But Jubal decided to give it a try... and when he made the call, it seemed like it was going to be your "Run of the mill" phone tap... but then, all hell broke loose, an things got ugly... You'll hear how it wen down... in your Phone Tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a young lady who is excited to graduate from college in just a few days.. and unfortunately, Jubal has some bad news... While he doesn't mind giving her a diploma... The university think it's best, if she doesn't show up to the actual graduation ceremony... and the REASON WHY... would probably get him fired (IF he worked at a real college).. But luckily, he doesn't... so it's totally okay for him to say it, in the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Old Frank is back, and now that he's been retried for a number of years... he spends a lot of his free time gardening... So he calls a nursery to inquire about some flowers. And JUST like Old Frank, it's sometimes difficult to get him to the POINT... and then, things get extremely awkward and uncomfortable... in the phone tap below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady who has a very busy schedule... so she's been taking advantage of ordering groceries online for the last three months... Lucky for her, the grocery store she uses is rolling out a brand new service to go with it, and Jubal is very excited to tell her all about it... Listen to the phone tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that while he was fixing the guy's garbage disposal... he saw a picture of the dude. And Jubal Likey. Jubal Likey VERY MUCH. Does he want to hang out??? Find out in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: StarAlex1. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to give him some GREAT NEWS.... He just won a huge nation-wide contest and has been selected as the grand prize winner... but for some reason, he's not very excited about it.... Maybe it's the prize has to do with him getting SHAVED on a certain sensitive part of his body... Just a guess... Listen to the whole thing here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a restaurant with one simple goal... He wants... no, DEMANDS a reservation. The hostess doesn't know that her friend set her up for this, and even though she's completely booked for the night, nothing will stop him from getting a table.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he delivered the live bees she ordered to her house... the problem is, she never ordered any bees. And to be honest, that's not even the WORST part. Hear what else went wrong in today's PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite Brace-Faced teen with a foul math is back... and his name is Kyler Corsington. And today, Kyler calls up a parent who's son is having a birthday sleepover. But if Kyler's REALLY going to show up, he needs to go over a few ground rules FIRST...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman emailed the show asking us to prank her boyfriend... and she said the ONE THING that really gets under his skin is when people INTERRUPT him and finish his sentences. So... what did Jubal do? He INTERRUPTED him and finished his sentences.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If there's ANYONE that desperately needs a job, it's "Big Pook".... that's why he's applying for a graphic design job and is ready to WOW them with his 9 page long resume. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a customer service rep for a large retailer and he's NOT Happy... He believes one of the customers has taken advantage of the company. And Jubal will not tolerate this kind of disgusting behavior. It's time to confront the customer in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world's best children's magician... THE GREAT TORTELLINI is back!!! And he's ready to do his first corporate gig. The woman on the phone doesn't sound very excited to have him though... ESPECIALLY with that awful grating voice of his. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman FLIPS OUT when Jubal tells her that her private family photos were just sold to a corporation... And they have BIG PLANS for her and her family! Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who recently started dating a new guy... And as his BEST FRIEND, he doesn't want his buddy getting HURT again... So, Jubal needs to sign off on EVERYTHING she has planned for their evening together... Listen to the full podcast here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be a doctor this morning and tells a pregnant woman that her baby is going to heavier than they expected... MUCH MUCH HEAVIER. Thank goodness Jubal isn't a REAL doctor. Listen to the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a company to inquire about acting lessons... Not for him... for his son. Jubal believes that his son is a future star, and should be TREATED like one. Are they ready to take on a future Oscar winner? Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know she's in line to get a surprise raise at her job... But she has NO IDEA WHY, and definitely never saw it coming... Hear the whole Phone Tap here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pranks a hotel concierge as "Old Frank" in today's phone tap. Normally, this concierge gets a lot of people bugging him with really dumb questions... But Old Frank has something ELSE up his sleeve, and the concierge doesn't see it coming, because he has NO IDEA how to react...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has done FOUR "To Catch a Cheater" phone taps... and today's phone tap is a little bit like that, but this couple is ALREADY broken up, and one of our listeners wants Jubal to TEST his ex to see if she would make the MORALLY CORRECT DECISION when presented with temptation... Find out what happens here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.