WOE.BEGONE

In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January's postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy. http://patreon.com/woe_begone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael's new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own - and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don't say anything.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marissa's trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.CREDITS:Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterMichelle Kan as Marissa NgTaylor Michaels as Interrupting Bar PatronCONCERT AUDIENCE/BACKROOM POKER PLAYERS:Taylor MichaelsDavid AultMossArsonAyneEliasCeciQuinn ValentineNiki The UnicornPupperooTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]The local park is about to be developed and when Michael accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike; he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, MW struggles to understand the concept of each person's opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Michael is standing for the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhanded opposition leader (Marissa Ng) hires Officer Charlie to dig up dirt on Michael, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 9 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. May I interest you in some products and services while we wait?TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What if he does know something important? What if I do?[Warning: This episode contains violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Michelle Kan as MarissaKevin Berrey as RyanBen Rowe as FelixCole Weavers as ColeJamie Petronis as MattDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeJeremy Enfinger as EdgarHarlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Holidays. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is one of those fights where everyone ends up closer together at the end, right?[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...Did I say something wrong?[Warning: This episode contains a description of death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITSBen Rowe as FelixTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy holidays! Movies With Michael is a movie discussion podcast starring Michael Walters and featuring guests... mostly other Mikes. If you like the show, considering supporting WOE.BEGONE on patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

a beattape for you to put on in the background while youre enjoying the holidaysavailable on bandcamp as a free download, available on streaming services soon1. waking up earlier every day2. how to play woe.begone online for free3. where my thoughts escaping4. hoping i was all alone5. possum6. kristin in black sharpie7. tell the resting lion to roll over8. "drive careful" as your mother would say9. the american bison10. and full of sleep and full of sleep and full of sleep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is this an emergency or not?CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ed Man? M-Dawg?LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:20:42 - 20:50 CREDITS:Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterJamie Petronis as MattJeremy Enfinger as EdgarTHE MAGNUS PROTOCOL KICKSTARTERTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don’t have much of a choice but to cooperate, do I?TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 8 continues next week.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLyrics: Lately I’vebeen dreaming mytongue was swollen,bitten, eaten out,oh, but they were kind,they left me with myeyes, soft and closedand moving,generating movies,a shame to go to wasteif there’s nothing I can say.If you’d like to be replaced,we can replace you.I was holding out,you were managing your doubtso well until now,so well until now,but I was holding out,you were managing your doubtso well until now,oh, well until later,but I won’t control my fast cascading temperforever.Were the trees shivering?Or are you hiding in them?Makeshift shelterfor inclement weather,an eye in the sky over my head,or are you leaving me for dead?Frost forming out herewhile I search,light pouring in the cornersilluminates my breath,dissolves every circumstance.If you’d like to be replaced,you could’ve fooled me.I was holding out,shelter held under the cloudsso well until now,so well until now,I was holding out,shelter held under cloudsso well until now,oh well, rebuild later,but I can’t control how fast they fell the timberforever.Call off the dogs,call off the knocks,I know you sent them,I could use a little privacy,call off the ambulance,call off the avalanche,you know I give into my paranoia easily.Where are you going?I know it’s you at my doorand I know what you want.I was holding out,checking locks and standing ground,so well until now,so well until now,I was holding out,so well until now,checking locks and standing ground,oh well, you’ll find me later,but I can’t control my finger on the buttonforever.Call off the dogs,call off the knocks,call off the search for answers,call off the graceless fruitless chase,call off the dogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, really, who are you?TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What did you do to me?[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress and experimentation. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains some loud noises, the timestamps for which will be in the description.]LOUD NOISE WARNING: 19:20 - 19:50CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you... On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:Hell Gate CityMalevolentNowhere, On AirOut of the AshesParkdale HauntThe Cellar LettersThe Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioThe Night PostThe Storage PapersThe Town WhispersWake of CorrosionWOE.BEGONECREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGSCW: General horror, swearing throughoutProduced by Harlan GuthrieMaster edit by Harlan Guthrie'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.9️⃣🔪🔪🕛TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERECREDITS: WOE.BEGONE"The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs. CW: gore, animal deathWebsite: www.woebegonepod.com _________________________ OUT OF THE ASHES“Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, goreWebsite: www.outoftheashespodcast.com_________________________ THE NIGHT POST"Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae LundbergCW: animal peril, drowningWebsite: nightpostpod.com  _________________________ NOWHERE, ON AIR“A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co_________________________ HELL GATE CITY“Shadow of the Eliminator” was written, performed, and produced by Kevin Berrey, with music by Cheska Navarro.CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluidsWebsite: www.hellgatecity.com_________________________ THE STORAGE PAPERS“Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).Music credits available in the transcript.CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)Website: www.thestoragepapers.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason... On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:Hell Gate CityMalevolentNowhere, On AirOut of the AshesParkdale HauntThe Cellar LettersThe Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioThe Night PostThe Storage PapersThe Town WhispersWake of CorrosionWOE.BEGONECREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGSCW: General horror, swearing throughoutProduced by Harlan GuthrieMaster edit by Harlan Guthrie'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.9️⃣🔪🔪🕛TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERECREDITS: MALEVOLENT“Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie. CW: insects, goreMalevolentWebsite: www.malevolent.ca_________________________THE CELLAR LETTERS“Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the NewscasterCW: general horror, mouth noises, licking soundsWebsite: www.thecellarletters.com_________________________WAKE OF CORROSION“The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit languageWebsite: wakeofcorrosion.com_________________________THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO“Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).CWs: fire, home invasionWebsite: www.somewhereohio.com_________________________THE TOWN WHISPERS“Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole WeaversCW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil petsWebsite: www.thetownwhispers.com_________________________PARKDALE HAUNT“Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.CW: ghosts/hauntings, home invasionWebsite: www.parkdalehaunt.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What if it isn't simple?TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mikey, Mike, and Michael sit around the campfire, play some tunes, and tell some scary stories in the woods. Happy Halloween. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How many years until you and he…?[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:17:35 - 17:42Support Somewhere, Ohio's Season 2 Indiegogo Campaign Here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/somewhere-ohio-series-2#/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Dorian goes on a ghost tour in the abandoned town of Wolford, they see more than they ever wanted to see. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey guys. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz has joined the Rusty Quill Network! If you aren't familiar, the Rusty Quill Network is why that guy says "Rusty Quill Presents..." at the beginning of every episode of WOE.BEGONE.  In addition to that cool intro, the Rusty Quill Network provides me with opportunities to reach new audiences and expand the show in new and interesting ways. Speaking of: season 2 is already underway and I am excited about the directions it is going in. Expect more of that soon.If you haven’t listened to The Diary Of Aliza Schultz yet, now is a great time to start. The whole first season plus 2 episodes of the second season are available wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as of today, the 2022 Aliza Schultz Halloween special is available in both the WOE.BEGONE and Aliza Schultz feeds. It's called "A Single Night In Wolford" and it's a standalone story, so you don't have to listen to the rest of The Diary Of Aliza Schultz to understand it. To reiterate, The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is on its own RSS feed, so seek it out wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as with WOE.BEGONE, nothing is going to change about the show other than my ability to make it better. I am still fully independent in my creative vision. With that being said, enjoy The Diary Of Aliza Schultz and the new Halloween special.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What are you getting up to, exactly?I HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-futureRQ REDBUBBLE: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/34754836-rq-network-woebegoneTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you ready to come back?I HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-futureRQ REDBUBBLE: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/34754836-rq-network-woebegoneTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:Hell Gate CityMalevolentNowhere, On AirOut of the AshesParkdale HauntThe Cellar LettersThe Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioThe Night PostThe Storage PapersThe Town WhispersWake Of CorrosionWOE.BEGONEOn October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.See you then.The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan GuthrieGuest starring Alexander NewallSeries Art by Nathan Lunsford---------------------------------------Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death    Starring:Harlan GuthrieRat GrimesJeremy EnfingerNathan LunsfordRae LundbergJess SyrattShaun PellingtonKevin BerreyDylan GriggsVincent C. DavisAlex NursallEmily KelloggJamie PetronisCole Weavers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. LYRICS:This is my first nightmoonlighting as a walking stickso forgive me if I start to breakin the moments you are frailI will try my best to bemore than just a mirrorTrying as I mighthaving other goalssplitting up my timeapologies if Iwasn’t meant to bearweight as great as thisfor very longI was not enoughto stop our bulky basketsfrom falling in the riverI was not enoughto stop out lazy futuresfrom ticking awayinside our headsmodicum of saltspread on the groundthought that you would flinchbut you didn’tterror in the eyesterra firma nowI think that I’m whythe plants aren’t growingand I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothingbut I wasn’t holding on with both my handsbecause I needed one to steady up my bodybattled-hardened for a battle I won’t winuntil I sink into the permafrost againI was not enoughto salvage every vesselwith rations meant to fill us upI was not enoughto demand a permanent endto the breeze that threw us off  I HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-futureRQ REDBUBBLE: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/34754836-rq-network-woebegoneTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:1:491:533:008:13-8:1930:45 - 30:5235:33 - 35:4738:28 - 38:3441:42 - 41:28Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.CREDITS:Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeJamie Petronis as MattJeremy Enfinger as EdgarI HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-futureRQ REDBUBBLE: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/34754836-rq-network-woebegoneTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The season 7 finale of WOE.BEGONE, available September 21st. Starring Harlan Guthrie, David Ault, Jamie Petronis, and Jeremy Enfinger.Available now on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]I HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-futureRQ REDBUBBLE: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/34754836-rq-network-woebegoneTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.I HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-futureTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're listening to this on the day that it comes out (September 2nd), then that means that it's Bandcamp Friday. If you don't already know, Bandcamp Friday is an event where Bandcamp waives its revenue share for 24 hours, which means that if you buy a WOE.BEGONE album I will receive all of the proceeds. And so, to celebrate, I am putting a new WOE.BEGONE album up on the bandcamp: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comThe album is called "I Have Been To The Future" and it is a collection of every song with vocals that has appeared in WOE.BEGONE. This includes songs that had vocals in the episodes like "Cenotaph" and "Wilderness," as well as songs that had vocals added for the soundtracks albums like "Hunter The Bear" or "Can I Stay Here Awhile?"... and 6 bonus tracks because I couldn't help myself. The resulting album is 40 tracks long and clocks in at just under 3 and a half hours. "I Have Been To The Future" will cost $10 and be available at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com, as well as being free for $5 and up patrons (patreon.com/woe_begone). The album will be up on streaming services eventually, but not yet. So, enjoy "I Have Been To The Future" and happy Bandcamp Friday.BANDCAMP: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Even a cowboy misses sometimes.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You never stop by to see how we're doing.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real products and services for your real life.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our imaginations are worse than the truth.LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:2:18- 2:238:04 - 8:1012:14 - 12:2624:14 - 24:1624:56 - 24:59TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting worked up is only gettin' ya hurt. And you hurtin’ hurts the rest of us.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I needed to see what everyone else was seeing.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I feel like we ended up back at square one.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I am about to do something to you that I regret.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains sudden loud noises, the timestamps for which are in the description.]LOUD NOISES TIMESTAMPS:24:39 - 24:43 25:45 - 25:4827:45 - 27:46CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.[WARNING: This episode contains gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Loud Noises Timestamps:14:14 - 14:19 21:25 - 21:3223:20 - 23:26CREDITS:Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterHarry (Neither Here Nor There Podcast) as BillNathan Lunsford as the TV ReporterTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey guys. I wanted to give you a special little bonus treat in the WOE.BEGONE feed this week. Namely, I wanted to take a second to promote a fellow Rusty Quill Network podcast that I’ve been digging lately, Ostium. If you’re a fan of WOE.BEGONE, you’ll find that Ostium is right up your alley. It even begins with a game of Geoguessr, my favorite game. I already know you like shows that start out with mysterious online games that turn into something even more mysterious and expansive, so check out Ostium Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts and at http://www.ostiumpodcast.com. Without further ado, here is Ostium episode 1 – Population Zero.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're taking an intermission this week. Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. The saga of Aliza Schultz continues. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is a loosely continuous anthology, so there is no need to listen to the other episodes to understand this one. The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. More of season 2 coming soon, wherever you listen to podcasts.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have we reached an agreement?Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE starts in two weeks. Next week will be an intermission. Thanks for playing. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. The metatext is the text. You do not need to have listened to WOE.BEGONE to understand the story. It is contained within itself. Listen to season 1 of The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you listen to podcasts. Season 2 coming soon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I see him like that when I close my eyes. [Warning: this episode contains graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

new recruits.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.