WOE.BEGONE

When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale. There are so many ways to support the show. You can change your name to “WOE.BEGONE Jones.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Actually, the “Jones” part is too confusing. Just change it to “WOE.BEGONE WOE.BEGONE.”Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, and Austin Sleeper for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roadtrip![Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]There are so many ways to support the show. You can write the word “WOE.BEGONE” on an egg and then crack the egg over your phone while it is playing an episode of the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Why not do the egg thing with two eggs? That’s literally more eggs.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira, and Jason Li for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup.There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell me anything, I can keep a secret. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can levitate, I believe in you.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, and Mira for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.]The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals.There are so many ways to support the show. You can run. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. But you can’t hide.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, and Cooper Dukes for being my first patrons. I’ve said your names so much that I remember them better than my own name.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different.There are so many ways to support the show. You can pet a small cat. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can pet an even smaller cat. Microcats.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, and Edith Wharton for being my first patrons. I’ll remember you when I’m famous.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me.There are so many ways to support the show. You can look at the episode page and mutter to yourself, “wow. That really is a podcast.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can. I know you can.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A song with some familiar themes.I was never giving in I was never giving up I was neverI always favor less-than-hallowed ground a trick to make the holy stay inside sirens made a mess of what I found so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  I always favor less-than-hallowed ground so neighbors don’t report what they have heard even those without belief keep their heads down I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  I’m still here Sterilized and hoping That if I am a wound I’m not the type to ever heal.   I have found the worst will drag us down but the best won’t dig us up like we deserve and I have found that if you’re gonna drown it’s best to hold your breath  starting now.The featured song this episode is “Givenen / Hallowed.” You can the album it is on, WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1, at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you are a $5/mo patron.There are so many ways to support the show. You can yell the word “support!” out the window. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell your congressperson about WOE.BEGONE.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.]Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly.There are so many ways to support the show. You can dance (if you want to).. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.]Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.There are so many ways to support the show. You can cast a spell on your cat that causes it to play WOE.BEGONE episodes each time it opens its mouth. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can eat a egg.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell a friend what a “podcast” is, setting the groundwork for them to eventually find the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can send me a reddit DM with a picture of Michael Stipe.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.]Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship!There are so many ways to support the show. You can write a song about a train. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can write another song about a train. Those are always the best songs.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.]I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.There are so many ways to support the show. You can run for governor and win, then make WOE.BEGONE the official State Podcast of North Carolina. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can invent lettuce that doesn’t go bad so fast.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?There are so many ways to support the show. You can write well-wishes on a scrap of paper and bury that paper under the tallest tree in the neighborhood. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can make a snowball during a blizzard and keep it in the freezer so that you have some snow to play with even when it gets warm outside. I really did that once. I was a weird kid.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.