WOE.BEGONE

[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.]Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly.There are so many ways to support the show. You can dance (if you want to).. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.]Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.There are so many ways to support the show. You can cast a spell on your cat that causes it to play WOE.BEGONE episodes each time it opens its mouth. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can eat a egg.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell a friend what a “podcast” is, setting the groundwork for them to eventually find the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can send me a reddit DM with a picture of Michael Stipe.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.]Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship!There are so many ways to support the show. You can write a song about a train. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can write another song about a train. Those are always the best songs.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.]I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.There are so many ways to support the show. You can run for governor and win, then make WOE.BEGONE the official State Podcast of North Carolina. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can invent lettuce that doesn’t go bad so fast.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?There are so many ways to support the show. You can write well-wishes on a scrap of paper and bury that paper under the tallest tree in the neighborhood. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can make a snowball during a blizzard and keep it in the freezer so that you have some snow to play with even when it gets warm outside. I really did that once. I was a weird kid.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.