WOE.BEGONE

Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneLyrics:I was hoping you wouldignore the faultlinesand pass over the flagsthat say who I amso I built us a nesta soft enclosureI was painted glassI was born when you were(so if it hurts I'll know it’s true)And I would hate to be the onestuck in past, lost in his tracksand I would hate to be the onegroveling for a second glancebut  I could even rival thatand I have grown so spiteful thateven if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it downthat’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the groundit’s a normalcy I’m begging you to knowa towering over youI am full of age, I am coming for youhoping you are stronger than I’m used toit was silent death until the silence brokeuntil the tongue broke through the teeth I knowit was not hard to make myself knownover feet of sediment and soilso we plant ourselves where we always didso we’d always be here for itif I witness much, let me witness thisa terrible idea, I admit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda...Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts. The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone .PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODWEBSITE: WOEBEGONEPOD.COMREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike sits down for a Q&A with someone who has a better idea about what is going on and then treats his company to some international travel.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which Mike has a series of extremely one-sided conversations, something that is incredibly in-character for him to do.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Home where my thought's escapin'Home where my music's playin'Home where my love lies waitin'Silently for me.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's on the other side of the wall?Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors. If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patrons get access to full-length director's commentaries. The fun never ends at WOE.BEGONE INDUSTRIES LLC. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, SRaye96, and Elliott K for supporting the show.TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.comPATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.]For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain.There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, and SRaye96 for supporting the show.TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.comPATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine.Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack.There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, and Anthony S for supporting the show.TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.comPATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding.There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can bug your friend’s house and make a podcast from the audio.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, and cookiedoughgelato, Anthony S, Cece Byrnes, Nora V, and Lekha Shupeck for supporting the show.TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.comPATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it.If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night!TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate...There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You go back in time and stop the bear better than whoever did it the first time.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, and Christopher Fox for supporting the show.TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.comPATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who’s down for an all-nighter?There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can forgive me for this episode going up a few hours late.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, and Tracy for supporting the show.TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.comPATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week.There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the feel the good vibes I'm putting out.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty Warm Hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berry, and HarveyJane for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/MSTg4z5g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Or Al, if I can call you Betty. [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the antidote.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty Warm Hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, and Kevin Berry for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/MSTg4z5g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.[This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can make a meme about the woe gone boy Milk Waters.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, and Daniel Jenkins for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/kmUk6YkA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in?WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast is out NOW at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or free for $5/mo patrons. 18 songs from the show remixed, remastered, and reimagined. Go check it out. There are so many ways to support the show.  You can go outside and throw a coin into the air, hoping it gets caught in the wind and makes it to me. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell me I’m handsome on twitter.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, and Weiing for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of assault. Listener discretion is advised.]There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.There are so many ways to support the show.  You transform into a carriage and take me to the ball. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can transform back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight.Speaking of patrons: if you like the show, you can support it on Patreon. Go to patreon.com/woe_begone to get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the album, extra art, and more. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, and Elizabeth Kirkman for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends.There are so many ways to support the show.  You can smile the biggest smile in the world, so big that I can see it from my house. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can watch the film Homeward Bound.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Matthew Robertson, Brendon Liner, and Jenny Enciso for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place. There are so many ways to support the show.  You can get a job at Oldbrush Valley Energy and Resources. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can volunteer to write these joke suggestions for me.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, and Matthew Robertson for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And now, a word from our sponsors.There are so many ways to support the show. You can create a podcast website that only reviews WOE.BEGONE. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You better give WOE.BEGONE 5 stars on your WOE.BEGONE review site.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, and Shannon M for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale. There are so many ways to support the show. You can change your name to “WOE.BEGONE Jones.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Actually, the “Jones” part is too confusing. Just change it to “WOE.BEGONE WOE.BEGONE.”Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, and Austin Sleeper for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roadtrip![Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]There are so many ways to support the show. You can write the word “WOE.BEGONE” on an egg and then crack the egg over your phone while it is playing an episode of the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Why not do the egg thing with two eggs? That’s literally more eggs.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira, and Jason Li for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup.There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell me anything, I can keep a secret. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can levitate, I believe in you.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, and Mira for supporting the show.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.]The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals.There are so many ways to support the show. You can run. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. But you can’t hide.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, and Cooper Dukes for being my first patrons. I’ve said your names so much that I remember them better than my own name.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different.There are so many ways to support the show. You can pet a small cat. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can pet an even smaller cat. Microcats.Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, and Edith Wharton for being my first patrons. I’ll remember you when I’m famous.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me.There are so many ways to support the show. You can look at the episode page and mutter to yourself, “wow. That really is a podcast.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can. I know you can.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A song with some familiar themes.I was never giving in I was never giving up I was neverI always favor less-than-hallowed ground a trick to make the holy stay inside sirens made a mess of what I found so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  I always favor less-than-hallowed ground so neighbors don’t report what they have heard even those without belief keep their heads down I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  I’m still here Sterilized and hoping That if I am a wound I’m not the type to ever heal.   I have found the worst will drag us down but the best won’t dig us up like we deserve and I have found that if you’re gonna drown it’s best to hold your breath  starting now.The featured song this episode is “Givenen / Hallowed.” You can the album it is on, WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1, at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you are a $5/mo patron.There are so many ways to support the show. You can yell the word “support!” out the window. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell your congressperson about WOE.BEGONE.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.]Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly.There are so many ways to support the show. You can dance (if you want to).. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.]Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.There are so many ways to support the show. You can cast a spell on your cat that causes it to play WOE.BEGONE episodes each time it opens its mouth. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can eat a egg.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell a friend what a “podcast” is, setting the groundwork for them to eventually find the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can send me a reddit DM with a picture of Michael Stipe.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.]Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship!There are so many ways to support the show. You can write a song about a train. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can write another song about a train. Those are always the best songs.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.]I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.There are so many ways to support the show. You can run for governor and win, then make WOE.BEGONE the official State Podcast of North Carolina. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can invent lettuce that doesn’t go bad so fast.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?There are so many ways to support the show. You can write well-wishes on a scrap of paper and bury that paper under the tallest tree in the neighborhood. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can make a snowball during a blizzard and keep it in the freezer so that you have some snow to play with even when it gets warm outside. I really did that once. I was a weird kid.PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.comREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONETWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.