WOE.BEGONE

I am about to do something to you that I regret.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains sudden loud noises, the timestamps for which are in the description.]LOUD NOISES TIMESTAMPS:24:39 - 24:43 25:45 - 25:4827:45 - 27:46CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.[WARNING: This episode contains gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Loud Noises Timestamps:14:14 - 14:19 21:25 - 21:3223:20 - 23:26CREDITS:Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterHarry (Neither Here Nor There Podcast) as BillNathan Lunsford as the TV ReporterTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey guys. I wanted to give you a special little bonus treat in the WOE.BEGONE feed this week. Namely, I wanted to take a second to promote a fellow Rusty Quill Network podcast that I’ve been digging lately, Ostium. If you’re a fan of WOE.BEGONE, you’ll find that Ostium is right up your alley. It even begins with a game of Geoguessr, my favorite game. I already know you like shows that start out with mysterious online games that turn into something even more mysterious and expansive, so check out Ostium Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts and at http://www.ostiumpodcast.com. Without further ado, here is Ostium episode 1 – Population Zero.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're taking an intermission this week. Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. The saga of Aliza Schultz continues. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is a loosely continuous anthology, so there is no need to listen to the other episodes to understand this one. The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. More of season 2 coming soon, wherever you listen to podcasts.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have we reached an agreement?Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE starts in two weeks. Next week will be an intermission. Thanks for playing. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. The metatext is the text. You do not need to have listened to WOE.BEGONE to understand the story. It is contained within itself. Listen to season 1 of The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you listen to podcasts. Season 2 coming soon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I see him like that when I close my eyes. [Warning: this episode contains graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

new recruits.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Walters and associates are not the only people making plans.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we're on vacation. Sudden noise timestamps:15:42 - 15:5026:29 - 26:37TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It didn't hurt. [Warning: This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Loud noise timestamp: 8:47 - 8:52TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a quick update. Episode 67 comes out Wednesday. Thanks for playing. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.Lyrics:I’m not afraidOf the endless days,One eye open as I float alongThe surface keeping guard,And I hope I’m wrongThat I terrorize every eye iIm put uponAnd I wonder what it is you seeA core beyond the pageantry.At this point I might beA relegated curiosityAn oddity from your pastWould you look at me?"Would you look at that!"Hoarfrost in the morningSurely some must dieFreezing over overnightBut I’ll donate my warmth andMy hands will keep you safeThe cold will wither while we waitBut surely some must dieBut surely some must dieBut surely some must dieHow do they handle it?But surely some must dieBut surely some must dieHow do I handle it?You are casting shadows with your blood,I see them when I plunge,If I can smell you in the ocean,Then they can smell you in the ocean,Eliminate the feeble consciousnessThat gave me confidence to kill,Instinct over will,Diamond against diamond you areMercifu,l I willGrab you in my jaws to hold you.I will grab you in my jaws to hold you,But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

if you want the ball thrown, you gotta bring it back.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

blind hands on different parts of the elephant.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Loud noises timestamps:21:53 - 22:0623:02 - 23:15TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i'm looking for a fella, name of mike walters?Loud Noise Warning: 25:11 - 25:14TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

you protest with whatever you have.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ahoy there!TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I hope you're reading this.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alternate title: "Two For Flinching!"PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you ready?Loud noise timestamp: 46:31 - 46:45Get this music from this episode on Bandcamp: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/ready-to-die-epPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here lies Project T.B.D.O. Mission 1. Rest in peace.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ornery.[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal death, vehicular violence, and a sudden loud noise. Listener discretion is advised.]Loud noise warning: 19:26 - 19:31PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are a million mysteries inside of Oldbrush Valley. Marissa and Ravi are going to get to the bottom of at least one of them.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks to the wonders of time travel, there are finally more than 24 hours per day to get things done. Dreaming can wait. Who knows what's possible if you break the traditional 24 hour day and set your own hours? And that's not even the wildest part!PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where are we going? This is supposed to be our time off.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I was fond of telling youAnything that you would tell me to.I can tell where anything is buried,Notches in a forked branch,Can’t you see?The dowsing is pointing me.Collecting underground,Filling in and filing out,Right into the leaves,Obfuscating holes in ground.Looking up from the trap that you set,Let me out, you cowards, I’m not finished yet.Knowing I could find you anywhere,I took a souvenirAnd I got out of there,Lnowing I could find you anywhereMade it easy to forgetWho I used to be when I saidWhat I meant.I thought that once I mourned it would be goneBut I was wrong,It stretches to the forest I came out of,Weathered any storm in those trees,Comfort from the infinitesimality,That clings to me.Now without you,It all falls apart.Not above dealing damage myself, ICut them down and piled them up to keep me dry.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's all connected. Or it isn't. I've lost track.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You've seen Mike, you've seen Mikey, you've seen Michael. Now, from the makers of the original Mike Walters comes the all-new, "improved," O.V.E.R. Mike!PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here is a small sample of the perks that come with becoming a WOE.BEGONE patron. If you want to support the show and get access to even more early episodes, instrumentals, Q&As, Cat Clips, Director's Commentaries, and more, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Timestamps:Cat Clips Episode 4: 1:00The Lost Episode 30.5: The Cascade of Experiences Owed 3:48December Q&A: 28:58COMMEN.TARY Episode 29: Digital Witness: 43:34The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 7: Oh God, I Am Larry: 1:12:36Hunter The Bear: 1:25:19PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This New Math is starting to get out of hand. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We may fight, but at the end of the day we are here to take care of each other. And to help bury whatever bodies there might be.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Edgar leads Mike on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence, as well as a description of scientific experimentation on animals. Listener discretion is advised.]PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It took a lot of sacrifices to get to where we are now. Those sacrifices will not be in vain.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where would WOE.BEGONE be without the support of these wonderful and affordable products and services?The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anne, Edgar, and Mike are heading into Tier 2.[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.](Next week will be an intermission episode. Season 5 starts on December 15th.)The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house.The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet.[Warning: this episode contains a description of gore and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Skip the intro announcement: 1:37The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike's back. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska...WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains loud noises, the timestamps of which will be at the bottom of the description.WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLoud noises at the following times:9:50 - 9:5221:14 - 21:1622:45 - 22:55 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca)WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com)Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co)The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com)The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com)The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com)The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com)Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com)Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com)CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGSCW: General horror, swearing throughoutProduced by Harlan GuthrieMaster edit by Harlan Guthrie'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey. 8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE. 27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.CW: Violence, injury35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.CW: Death, drowning44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).CW: Discussion of murder and suicide1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air. 1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com).Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvaradohttps://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One taught me love, one amputation, one killed a pig, I'm so amazing.WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one. The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one.WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week. TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option.(Next week will be an intermission!)Vote for WOE.BEGONE in the Audioverse Awards: http://audioverseawards.com/voteWOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDThanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Broro, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erin G, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Indrid Cold, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tom P, and weiing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLOUD NOISES AT:16:23 - 17:0019:17 - 19:41Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erin G, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tom P, and weiing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder.WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDThanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs?WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDThanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Isabel Wilson, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them.WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDThanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begonePATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.