WOE.BEGONE

Welcome to the pit, Mikey. Make yourself at home.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for 3 years! I am celebrating with a 24 hour livestream from 3pm Eastern on 11/18 to 3pm Eastern on 11/19. There will be games, music, commentary, sleep deprivation, and more. Come say howdy!TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Give me the hat, I've got an idea.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charlie knows everyone, okay? And I know... between the two of us... we know everybody.CREDITS:Athans as TroyLyssa Jay as CharlieNINE TO MIDNIGHT: https://linktr.ee/ninetomidnightLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and thank you for participating in this survey about your experience living inside the geodesic dome within the compound. Your feedback is valuable in understanding the quality of life and other aspects of this unique living environment. Please answer the following questions honestly and to the best of your ability. Your responses will remain confidential. NINE TO MIDNIGHT: https://linktr.ee/ninetomidnightLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Everything must go.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let Crystal Ty melt all of your cares away, whether you are in the compound or somewhere else.Season 12 begins next week. Thanks for playing.CREDITS:Written and Starring David Ault as Ty Betteridge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

War is coming.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterMichelle Kan as Marissa NgDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeTaylor Michaels as ChanceWilliam A. Wellman as ShadowKevin Berry as RyanNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyJeremy Enfinger as EdgarRae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerSteve Anzalone as EagleJamie Petronis as MattLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cats shouldn’t be in bags, anyway. It’s inhumane.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty Betteridge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today (10/6) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 4, a selection of songs from the season 4 soundtrack that have been polished, reworked, remixed, and remastered into the best versions of themselves. There are shiny new versions of instrumental moments in the show, songs that have been reworked into vocal arrangements, a complete reworking of the I Wonder What It Is About That Place EP, and, of course, Cenotaph. Two versions of it, in fact! One of which is a lovely remix by my friend Athans.The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the rootin' tootin' country and western compilation Cowboys, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison.Thanks for playing.BANDCAMP: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This isn't the end of the world. Although if the world does end and you're left in storage then you will literally be here for eternity.CREDITSDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeSTICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nancy Drew doesn't have a gun, but maybe she should.[Warning: This episode contains the sound of gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceSTICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who is this guy? Ugh, I hope this meeting isn't too long. It's almost lunch.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He was willing to throw some iterations of us into the meat grinder in the name of progress.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And then I told him that I didn't forgive him.Season 11 continues next week. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, as you know, things are shaking up a little bit. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't do anything weaselly, Mike.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What's the point of keeping a gun on you if you aren't going to protect us?[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today (8/4) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing Cowboys, a collection of the most rootin' tootin' country, western, bluegrass, and folk songs from WOE.BEGONE. The tracklist includes songs from the jukebox at the Sidewinder Saloon, character ballads from the show about Sly, Michael, Outlaw Ty, and Cowboy Jam, the song that Texas Michael plays in the Outpost Tavern Bar & Grill, and many more. The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison. Stay safe out there, pilgrim.BANDCAMP: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

By your logic, you were never you. You've defined yourself out of existence.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's get you out of the rain, champ.[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sit back, relax, and rest next to the fire.Season 11 begins next week.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everything.[Warning: This episode contains gun violence as well as visceral death scenes. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Steve Anzalone as EagleHarlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterJeremy Enfinger as EdgarDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeMichelle Kan as Marissa NgLucille Valentine as AnneTaylor Michaels as ChanceWilliam A. Wellman as ShadowGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyRae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerJamie Petronis as MattTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I was no longer spinning in the void.[WARNING: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Walters was back.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You can handle a little blood and guts, can’t ya, Jam?[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerBen Rowe as FelixSeb Junemann providing additional voices.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sleep/Wake Cycle series premiere finds exopsychotics investigator Isaiah Stroud with a new government assignment — assessing the state of the US in the wake of the Great Darkness of 1999.From the creators of the Maeltopia podcast.EARLY ACCESS to podcast episodes, behind-the-scenes bonus videos with the Maeltopia team and more await you on our Patreon!Join us on Discord!Want to learn more about the world of Maeltopia? Check out our website!Be sure like, comment, rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your favorite podcast platform! We appreciate your support!Credits:Written by Mark AnzaloneEdited by Walker KornfeldSound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone--Isaiah Stroud voiced by Mark AnzaloneHandler voiced by Mark Anzalone--Sleep Wake Cycle Theme by Shawn ZellerOutro music by Steven AnzaloneMusic by Michael Vignola, Shahead Mostafafar, Emilio Merone, Oliver Michael, and Steven AnzaloneSound effects are licensed from third party providers including Envato, Epidemic Sound, and ArtlistDisclaimer:This show is written in a first-hand, first-person format from uncertain and inconsistent narrators. This show explores specific mental health conditions. Whilst there is consistent use of derogatory terms for those with specific conditions or neurodivergence including lunatic, maniac, crazy, psychosis etc., this show is written and produced by a team that live with some of the specific illnesses featured within, including Tourette’s syndrome, schizoaffective disorder, insomnia, obsessive compulsive disorder, hallucinations, delusions, anxiety and depressive conditions, among others. Our team also features an academic background in neurology and psychology that has been drawn on to aim for sensitivity and accuracy. The intent of the language and experiences within the Sleep/Wake Cycle, and the extended works of Maeltopia, are designed to explore these conditions and their related isolation and degradation as experienced first hand. The world of Maeltopia is one where the mentally unwell are the majority. Yet there are still outliers who are hunted out.  Content warnings: Murderers Audio Hallucinations Visual Hallucinations Fear of the Dark Menacing AgenciesDerogatory terms for Mental Illness Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See y'all at the barbeque.CREDITSDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeTaylor Michaels as ChanceSteve Anzalone as EagleHarlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterRae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerJeremy Enfinger as EdgarMichelle Kan as Marissa NgTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I had been smiled at in confusing contexts more times in those two weeks than I had in the rest of my life combined.CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 10 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.LYRICS:Naïve soulYou fell for itI was worrying thatYou would takeMe seriouslyI’ll have to inventAn alibi.What did it find in you?What did it find in youThat I couldn’t find in you?What did it find in you?C’mon, tell me.What did it find in you?What did it find in you?Why was it trying to find you?Did it confide in you?C’mon, tell me.Mythical beastFound in the waterwaysClogging your arteriesYou’re a machine to itThere was a time thatI thought that I could trust youBut now I see it ripple through your ribcage.What did it find in you?What did it find in youThat I couldn’t find in you?What did it find in you?C’mon, tell me.What did it find in you?What did it find in you?Why was it trying to find you?Did it confide in you?C’mon, tell me.Delicate thingIn this blistering heatYou’ll burn up.Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,I created this sound and you were innocent,Don’t mistake me for a mockingbirdDon’t hold me so delicately in your hands.You showed up to be a conduitI can tell you are aware of itThey’ve been praying to youAbout praying to youI’ll admit that I’ve grown fond of itIt’s not without it benefitsI have been praying to youI have been praying for youDon’t let it get to your headif it hasn’t already yetI don’t think that you can stand much morePraise for things you’re just a vessel for.Because stronger men than meHave done the very thingYou’re doing nowAnd it was hard when we found out.Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,I created this sound and you were innocent,Don’t mistake me for a mockingbirdDon’t hold me so delicately in your hands.Lost and foundAnd duty boundWhat did you findWhen you went digging?(The outline of a memoryA song to sing, an elegyA palm to hold against my chestThe whole world’s over, what is left?The outline of a memoryA figment of some dignityA finger tracing distant tracksI felt the world end, what is left?That’s what I found when I went digging.)There’s a mouth of a caveThat you showed meWhere they surrounded andThen renamed youThere’s a place inThe back of your throatThat resonates nowI rememberIt didn’t used to.Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,I created this sound and you were innocent,Don’t mistake me for a mockingbirdDon’t hold me so delicately in your hands.Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird.(The outline of a memoryA song to sing, an elegyA palm to hold against my chestThe whole world’s over, what is left?That’s what I found when I went digging)TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All of us have made terrible mistakes at this point.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. One scene uses particularly visceral and wet sound effects. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jeremy Enfinger as EdgarSteve Anzalone as EagleTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I kill insects every now and then... but only if they're in the bathroom.[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All that matters in the end is who's holding the gun.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like… sudoku but if you solve it wrong then everyone dies.CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

me me stinky boiCREDITS:Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stay safe.CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Easter Wednesday!CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixWritten by David Ault and Ben RoweTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Season 10 begins in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.CREDITS:Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterMichelle Kan as Marissa NgDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeAleksandr Batenko as BorisTaylor Michaels as ChanceWilliam A. Wellman as ShadowLucille Valentine as AnneKevin Berry as RyanNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLBen Rowe as FelixGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.CREDITS:Michelle Kan as Marissa NgDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeAleksandr Batenko as BorisTaylor Michaels as ChanceWilliam A. Wellman as ShadowLucille Valentine as AnneTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Craving attention while staying over at August's ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call... until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixFEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LYRICS:You would always search for being lovedI wondered what that was aboutIf you could keep your distance from meI think that that’s what I would doIf I were you which clearly I am notIf I were you which clearly I am notI’d keep my distance from meWe can reverse our previous historyYou knowYou have such a penchant for leaving outAll the details of the warAnd I could be kinder to youIf I thought that’s what you deservedIf I were you I would be ready with the swordIf I were you which clearly I am notI’d keep my distance from meDon’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?I was found hiding out inHallowed ground you shoulda left me thereHad I known you were sacredI would notLet you be taintedYou would never overlook the messageIn the bottle on the shoreI suspect there’s something in thereThat I don’t want you to readIf I were you I would be careful with the wordsIf I were you which clearly I am notI’d keep my distance from meThe knowledge comes with volatilityYou knowYou can play the medic and tend to my woundsWe’ll let the fever passAnd I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts moreIf I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punchIf I were you which clearly I am notI’d keep my distance from meThough I could use the companyI was found hiding out inHallowed ground you shoulda left me thereHad I known you were sacredI would notLet you be taintedI get carried away by the thought of old ageWondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of daysIf I get elevated further than I deserve to be raisedTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDI’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I will be streaming for 24 hours, starting today (2/3) at 7pm Eastern/6pm Central to celebrate 100 episodes of the show. There will be games, festivities and donation goals and a fun time will surely be had by all. Come pop by my twitch stream at http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod and say howdy if that sounds like a fun time for you. Thank you for listening and hopefully see you there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Mike and Michael work in Boris's cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.