WOE.BEGONE

If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence and drunkenness/intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopCREDITS:Lyssa Jay as CharlieAthan as TroyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!Season 18 continues next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, a car crash, and sudden loud action-violence noises scattered throughout. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as Felix MikeBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Corrections are a messy, messy business.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jess Syrat as FlashSteve Anzalone as EagleBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Outlaw TyTaylor Michaels as ChanceSTICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.CREDITS:JustJenah as SkinnerPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 18 starts tomorrow.LYRICS:Well, we didn’t know everyone who got editedMikey was part CANNONBALLAnd when he killed Mike on the way to his homeNo one noticed ‘cuz mike was just goneThen back at base Edgar needed a strategyTo tell the edits apartSo he and Ryan were using the Stinky Device, everyone was alarmedAnd meanwhile a Michael we don’t knowIs lining up the pieces in a rowHe’s setting everything up just soHe’ll get to the finish line, steady and slowChance is part CANNONBALL, no one’s surprisedAnd Ty-Troy lends Stinky a handThey lead him down to the containment wingWhere they subsequently banish himThey go their separate ways looking for Mike and nowStinky’s face-to-face with TexA brawl breaks out, his leg is a gonerHe doesn’t know what’s coming nextAnd meanwhile a Michael we don’t knowIs lining up the pieces in a rowHe’s catching up on his favorite showWhile he drives to the distance, steady and slowMeanwhile, Christmas Island’s not quite so festiveA yacht has been spotted at seaAnd when they storm the place, they see a familiar faceFelix is dead as can beStinky wakes up and he has been abandonedA Leg is sewn into his stumpHe knows that Nobody’s lurking inside himBut Bluster arrives and picks him upAnd meanwhile a Michael we don’t knowIs lining up the pieces in a rowHe disconnects Nobody so thatThe plan can go forward, steady and slowStinky and Michael fly down the highwayCharlissa and Ryan pop inStinky’s surprised, but when they arriveThey say they are looking for himThis is a piece of Michael’s grand schemeThe edited folks make their wayDown to the containment wing where heDisconnects Nobody, sends him on his wayWith disconnectivity in towNobody’s plan begins to growHe heads back to the start, ready to goTo cut off his arm, steady and slowBack at the beginning, Nobody is playingWOE.BEGONE once againThe phone call goes off without much of a hitchMichael provides arms for his planBut Nobody’s quickly thrown off of the pathWhen Roger shows up with the pigHe isn’t innocent, what does he knowHe’s involving himself in this thingSo when Stinky finally comes toInside the body he once knewNobody’s got one challenge left to goHe’s been playing the game, steady and slowWhile Stinky was out, Roger claimed his own prizeAnd taken the device from himHe wants revenge for his father from Ty,Who Roger thinks got his dad killedThey take off to Matt’s house, a pitstop at O.V.E.R.Stinky steals back what is hisHe learns a life lesson inside the dinerAnd now he is ready for thisSo when they arrive at Matt's houseStinky’s ready to go outBut when he makes his sacrifices knownAnne takes him away, steady and slowIs Stinky stuck in the future?Will Anne help Base rebuild?There’s no guarantee but I think we’ll knowAt the end of the season, steady and slow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a remake of episode 23 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Starring Jamie Petronis as Matt!Season 18 starts next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This fan favorite combination won't be around forever! Buy now while supplies last![Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Michelle Kan as Marissa NgTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeDevin Steffens as Roger Jr.Lucy Valentine as AnneKevin Berrey as RyanNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLJeremy Enfinger as EdgarLyssa Jay as CharlieTaylor Michaels as ChanceAthan as TroyBen Rowe as FelixCody Heath as BritchesJesse Syrat as FlashJamie Petronis as MattKevin Berrey as RyanWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stinky and Leg? That's a combination you could only DREAM of![Warning: this episode contains discussions of death and depictions of violence and suffering. Listener discretion is advised.][REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the makers of The Grotto (Troy) and The Cellar Letters (Matt). STREAM (Starts at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central): http://twitch.tv/athansmusicKICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Same WOE.BEGONE flavor, new Nobody taste![Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Devin Steffens as RogerAdditional voices by Michelle Kan and Pine GonzalezWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nobody and Leg: Two great characters that taste great together![Warning: this episode contains a discussion of death and violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is brought to you by TryLeg.com! Embrace the future. Embrace leg.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and car crash. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Michelle Kan and Lyssa Jay as CharlissaTaylor Michaels and Nathan Lunsford as Chance EvansDavid Ault and Athan as Try BetterKevin Berrey as RyanWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the mystery Michael flavor? The first customer to guess could win a new car! Rules and regulations reply, see Leg for details.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence, a discussion of death, and a mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally posted for patrons as a director's commentary episode.I sat down with Ben Rowe, voice of Felix and creator of the Felix Chronicles, to talk about the show! We had a great time talking about how the show came to be, how Ben envisions the character, cuddling with Goofy, and so much more.Season 17 returns next week.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Human sacrifice, Nobody and Stinky living together, mass hysteria![Warning: This episode contains depictions of amputation, blood, violence, and psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDCREDITS:Jess Syrat as Flash (Archival audio)Cody Heath as Britches (Archival audio)SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW:Written and Sound Edited by JustJenahJustJenah as Skinner and LisaTatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We heard you like Mike, so we put Mike in your Mike so you can Mike while you Mike![Warning: this episode contains a depiction of death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Gary Furlong as HLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.[Warning: this episode contains gun violence, knife violence, horse violence, death, dismemberment, corpses, and more. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There was a mixup at the Troy factory! Now there's Ty in every box!CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieAthan as TroyNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLDavid Ault as TyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You got CANNONBALL in my Chance!You can Chance in my CANNONBALL![Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Athan as TroyTaylor Michaels as ChanceNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLTHE SAMANTHA CHRONICLESCreated, Written By, Produced, and Edited by Ben RoweBen Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaKarim Kronfli as Omar Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cleaning power of VHS Michael meets the whitening power of Overnighter![Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Credits:Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLSKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOWWritten and Sound Edited by JustJenahJustJenah as SkinnerPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaShaun Pellington as SaxAlex Telander as Robert Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 17 starts tomorrow.LYRICS:Mike took over BaseAnd he left Edgar behindEveryone was mad at himHe couldn’t tell them whyHe had a plan in YellowknifeIterated their MikeHe went to Tex’s poker nightAn iteration died.Stinky showed up on his ownWielding a deviceIt made him near invincibleHe toppled Tex in one tryHe almost did the same to BaseBut the Stinky device misfiredChance became the leaderAnd left Shadow behind.Meanwhile Mikey’s very lostHe can’t remember his lifeHe found himself in Rugby,Writing like a scribeHe finally escaped and made itAll the way to SlyWhere he was picked up once againAnd also Christmas Island happened,Or did it? Is that canon?Chance tried his hand at leading BaseWith Mikey at his sideThe Stinky device pointed themTo a mission on the insideBut inside of where?They think it is OIBut wherever it truly isMikey remembers his life.But Mikey’s iterated once moreAnd finds himself on iceCANNONBALL has stolen himTo retrieve his deviceThis device can edit themAnd then store them insideSo Ryan hatches an escape planOr at least he tries.Ryan has a game planTo save them from the iceThey find themselves at Boris’s placeTo root through Michael’s filesBoris tries to shoot them downBut gets caught by surpriseLuckily, he’s not the only oneMeddling in this time.Mikey gets sent back to baseBut everything’s on fire,Or at least it’s very hotAnd all empty insideCANNONBALL knew of their planWas not tricked by their liesAnd so they end up editedAnd inside the device.Charlie was inside Tier 3And had been all the timeShe kept Marissa inside thereTo coax out Chris and RyanThen VHS got consolidatedWith a compound MichaelThey overcame their editingAnd CANNONBALL said goodbye.But our heroes aren’t safeCan’t go back to their livesBecause everyone is editedAnd everybody liesSo who is who? And who isMerely CANNONBALL-lite?And who will Base edit nowThat they have the Stinky device? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"A fun day of bonding and relaxation!" - Ty BetteridgeWritten By:JustJenahWith contributions by:David AultMichelle KanBen RoweTaylor MichaelsLyssa JayScript Edited ByTaylor MichaelsBen RoweVA/Character List: Dylan: MW & Mikey & Mike & Old ManDavid Ault: TyBen Rowe: FelixLyssa Jay: CharlieMichelle Kan: MarissaJamie Petronis: Matt & PythonTaylor Michaels: ChrisWilliam A. Wellman: Ryan (Shadow)Harlan Guthrie: SlyAthan: TroyJeremy Enfinger: EdgarKevin Berrey: RyanNathan Lunsford: CannonballPine Gonzalez: MagnoliaAlex C. Telander: RobertTatiana Gefter: HelenCody Heath: BritchesShaun Pellington: Sax Rat Grimes: SkuzzJesse Syratt: FlashJustJenah: SkinnerRae Lundberg: JamLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I wonder what it is about that place.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, death, substance use, and brainwashing. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle Kan as Marissa NgAthan as TroyNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLKevin Berry as RyanAleksanr Batenko as BorisWilliam Wellman as ShadowJeremy Enfinger as EdgarDavid Ault as TyAdditional Voices from previous episodes by Steve Anzalone, Rae Lundberg, Harlan Guthrie, and Gary Furlong.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seaside.[Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violent threats and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dievs, sveti Latviju![Warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:[SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW]Written and edited by JustJenahSkinner played by JustJenahMagnolia played by Pine GonzalezChance played by Taylor MichaelsCharlie played by Lyssa JayLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Land With The Cold ShoresLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Crown of the ContinentCREDITS:Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterTaylor Michaels as ChanceAthan as TroyMichelle Kan as Marissa NgLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show. This is a show for anyone that feels lost or confused listening to the show and is looking for a quick way to recap what is going on and how it all fits together. Every episode I will be bringing on two guests whose voices you will recognize to talk about a season of WOE.BEGONE. In this pilot episode, we talk about season 1, who Flinch is, how to describe the season 1 challenges using the time travel terminology, whether Mike is actually hot, and so much more.This episode stars Shaun Pellington and Jenah, and was edited by Michelle Kan.The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show is available on its own feed (or will be very soon!) wherever you listen to podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Geographic Center of North America[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Research and Discovery[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence (wet and visceral) and alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enige og tro inntil Dovre faller[Warning: this episode contains brief violence and a mention of medical experimentation. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceMichelle Kan as Marissa NgAthan as TroysLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The City of the Red Hero[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Equus Cum Virtute Multorum[Warning: this episode contains graphic depictions of death, severe isolation, and alcoholism, as well as discussions of death (including implied child death), which are particularly upsetting in the final segment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaJessica Rowe as SammieDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Multum In Parvo[Warning: This episode contains discussions of parasites, death, and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey guys. If you’re hearing this the same day that I am posting it on the feed, then I am doing a 24 hour livestream TOMORROW, Saturday November 23 starting at 4pm Eastern/3pm Central, at twitch.tv/woebegonepod to celebrate 4 years of WOE.BEGONE. This is the 3rd year in a row we’ve done a 24 hour livestream and it’s always a ton of fun. We’ll write some music (and maybe even perform some live), play some games like Jackbox, Nancy Drew, and Zoombinis, pick up where we left off last year with a WOE.BEGONE season listen-along (we’re up to season 3 at this point), and so much more. This event is a blast every year and usually results in my brain leaking out of my ears by the end of it, so stop by twitch.tv/woebegonepod this weekend and say howdy. Again, that is twitch.tv/woebegonepod from 4pm Eastern/3pm Central starting tomorrow, Saturday November 23 and going for a full 24 hours. I hope to see you there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks to everyone that left a message on Tex's voicemail for Bluster's Day. Season 16 starts next week. Happy Bluster's Day, y'all!LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's make this November 20th the best Bluster's Day ever! What are you doing to celebrate? Call in to 1-435-625-1742 with your Bluster's Day plans and they could featured in the upcoming intermission! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Set fire to the caves on fireSet fire to the horse on fireSet fire to the house on fireSet fire to the Base on fire[WARNING: This episode contains many types of violence, including wet and visceral violence and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceWilliam Wellman as ShadowMichelle Kan as Marissa NgLyssa Jay as CharlieDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixJamie Petronis as PythonJenah as SkinnerJess Syrat as FlashShaun Pellington as Sax Alex Telander as RobertCody Heath as BritchesPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLKevin Berry as RyanAthan as TroySteve Anzalone as EagleTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Troy's on fire in all his dreams,When he's awake, he feels the same.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and prolonged suffering. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Lyssa Jay as CharlieCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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When the noise blows awayA symphony of silence for 38 and 47,With only dark wood to burnWell that's a fire XL needs to learn.[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There was fire everywhere that Tex stood.There was fire everywhere that Tex stood.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violent injury. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeAthan as TroyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.