WOE.BEGONE

"Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up."[WARNING: This episode contains discussions of and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaJessica Rowe as SammieDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The storm was brewingMatt got into jazzThe world lost all the sense it ever hadAn iterationGave them adviceThey found themselves on the road at nightAnd it’s not that hardTo find an orbWhen it’s floating feet above the waterAnd it’s not that smartTo drive you carRight up to the bank of the riverKeep off of the grassMikey and MichaelBeefed it with normStinky and Bradford have questions for themMichael is missingHe up and disappearedMike’s Operose will take it from hereAnd it’s not that hardTo twist an armWhen it’s attached to you into the futureSo Michael worksFor Mike, that jerkHe and the Elements will start to lay the groundworkSo keep off of the grassBoris pulls upHe saves the Matt PackHe drives them through the storm all the way backBut someone broke inA corpse was left behindThe clues that are on him swirl in their mindsAnd it’s not that hardTo find where to startWhen you see yourself in a picture as a strangerSo they book a flightGet there over nightTo see what it is about is Oldbrush ValleyBetter keep off of the grassNow at the Ice LairMichael’s upsetThe Elements are the worst help he could getAnd there’s a missionMike wants him to logIn the Fire Future with MDawgAnd it’s not that hardTo lose your sparkWhen you get abandoned inside a strange futureMichael tries to hideBut Fox finds him insideBluster’s stable and they go to fight the fireBetter keep off of the grassIn Oldbrush ValleyMatt greets PythonHe shows them a corpse like the one back homeBefore they are readyHe transports them offIt’s all according to a plan that they know nothing ofAnd it’s not that hardIn Bluster’s GroveWhen the Matt Pack suddenly lands into your lapLieutenant winsAt chess again (metaphorically)And MW goes to see TexSo you better keep off of the grassTex is workingScouting on his ownHe killed Gallium when Gallium got closeHe located Michael andStuffed him in a vatHe’s gonna use him to figure out what Mike hasAnd it’s not that hardTo find the startWhen you consolidate Michael to get the infoBut MW steps upHe’s the lucky oneNow he and Michael are finally togetherThey’re gonna keep off of the grassThe Matt Pack’s home They need their rest butWho shows up next they could never guessAn iteration with a Flower tattooHe looks like Matt and he saysThat they’re in a correction tooAnd it’s not that hardTo leave a markWhen you’ve got the culprit tied in your roomMatt burns his neckBut does not expectThat the future Python shows no effectKeep off of the grassRubi and CaeWork without a plan untilThe Ice Lair sends Cae to a distant landWhen he returnsHe has terrible newsAll of them are in a continuous correction tooAnd mike takes it hardHis mind is scarredBecause something has gone wrong with EdgarBut now he has a toolTo use against Lieutenant tooHe’ll get a seat at the table or deploy the weaponBetter keep off of the grassMagnolia steps inYou know they know the scoreThe Field Of Flowers weighs in on the warThe Matt Pack can stop thisGotta get to the deviceBut you know saving the world comes at a priceAnd it’s not that hardTo shut the doorWhen MW helps from the inside Matt gets erasedIt is no mistake andBoris tries to hold onto memoriesWhile he keeps off of the grassMike can’t rememberBut Cae surely canThey’re reunited by the Punks in Troy’s mansionEagle and LieutenantHave started moving inBut The Hutch puts an end to Operose againCause it’s not that hardFor Stinky to outsmartThose meanies who want to run the worldTryLeg pulls some stringsAnd the compound bringsAll their iterations of Mike into battleYou know they keep off of the grassSo what is next nowThat everyone knowsEverything that they have tried to hide?Will it make them strongerTo remember it allOr it will it cause them to fall apart Right in front of our eyesAnd it’s not that hardTo make a fresh startJust as long we’re all on the same pagesBut I'm sure what’s nextWill need addressedAnd I hope they stay united through the ages  And keep off of the grass Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dominus is a full cast Catholic horror podcast in which three Catholic priests, trapped in a remote Ontario mansion by a strange blizzard, must find a way to exorcise a demon before it escapes into the world. Unfortunately for them, the demon is a true believer, and therefore inoculated against Catholicism. Support the Kickstarter! : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1066618164/dominus-a-catholic-horror-audio-drama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 21 begins next week. Thanks for playing. KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prime Mike, pipin' hot.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, including gun violence, as well as violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaAleksandr Batenko as BorisSteve Anzalone as EagleJJ as SkinnerCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyKirstin Ria as Fox HollowayJeremy Enfinger as EdgarBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is best to be early for war.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, as well as death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaAleksandr Batenko as BorisSteve Anzalone as EagleKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It don't change the price of hamhocks in Spain.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The revolver felt heavy and cold in my hand.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, and burning flesh. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as Matt and "Future Matt"KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gunshy.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There you go. I made the first move. So start talking, cowboy.CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Download The American Bison 4 for free: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/the-american-bison-4Season 20 continues next week. Thanks for playing.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I ain’t that difficult to figure out. I just got secrets.[Warning: The episode contains depictions of death, gun violence, and hypothetical squirrel death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Kirsten Ria as Fox HollowayKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A serpent in hiding can kill you before you see it.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as Matt and PythonKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.