The Macron Show

Cancel In this weird and wonderful edition of Mondays With Macron we meet a man who we THINK wants to cancel his service, even though we try our best to stop him. We also meet a woman with a very very special level of intelligence who REALLY wants her new bank card, a dating site customer who cannot understand why he is single, a lady who had to pay extra to Uber for being pretentious, another lady who accidentally donated all her money to Donald Trump, a guy with a serious pest problem and many more. We also had another crazy encounter with Kevin and we still try to reason with Karl and Ray makes an angry call to a lady who overpaid her staff. This show was a lot of fun Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be probably pirating yet again.

Faded Shades Hey everyone and welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron. In this episode we meet a stupid preachy man who is devasted that his $300 sunglasses have faded a little, some very aggressive Amazon customers, a very angry man who does not understand what a 90 day return policy means, and another skinflint who doesn’t want to pay our massive charges just to update his phone number. In an amazing twist we also got a listener to go over to Kevin’s house to deliver his birthday gifts and get us a picture of him (finally!) which was hilarious. Speaking of birthday’s we also had Dr Charles on the show who was celebrating his birthday. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be probably pirating or something, I don’t know…

I Am A Security Expert Hello everyone and welcome to the very first Mondays With Macron (on a Tuesday) in the brand new studio! This week we meet a top security expert who explains to us how not give out all you information on the Internet and then allow a gay porn goose onto your computer. We also speak to a lady who just isn’t interested, a couple who just decided they no longer wanted their cooker, a lady who tried to claim a lifetime iPad warranty from Radio Shack and a complete idiot who just ordered the wrong thing from RockAuto, and many more. Also some midget called Kevin sang songs to us in return for phone sex, Ray disrupts some conferences and Ron manages to play SNES games whilst Lenny does all the work. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be very busy…

Mr Whiny Burger’s Broken Bike Hi guys, this week Mr Whiny Burger has a broken bicycle, and you have no idea who you’re dealing with. Also Jeff has a broken marriage, some lady has a broken computer and a company that sells face masks broke it’s promise to a very confused customer. We also get Kevin to sing happy birthday to Carpel and we get Karl to hang up on us, and a whole load more. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be washing of the stench.

Goose Abuse The goose is back at at it again guys. Welcome to the first day of June. To celebrate we try to help a customer with their speakers by installing a goose that fetches them gay porn. The goose also causes another couple to have a complete meltdown for some strange reason, Ray! We also helped an ABC Mouse customer upgrade to our $49 per day premium service, helped a lady to locate her missing dresser and helped with another Boxycharm subscription, and many more. We also got Kevin to sing a brand new message from Jeffrey! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing a Patreon.

Stupid Ray’s Idiot Birthday – 05/30/20 It’s stupid Ray’s birthday everyone yay! We decided to get together once again, get drunk, make fun of Ray, do some calls. You know the kinda thing. This time we let Ray be Tyrone again, got Kevin to sing happy birthday, failed to get Jeff or the Sea Tac to sing anything and handled a whole bunch of complainers. Then when everyone stopped talking to us we played Sea Of Thieves until we all passed out. I left the Sea Of Thieves audio attached to the end of this podcast even though it’s just mostly us being drunk and talking it still should go in here. We’ll be back on Monday all sober and ready for action, we promise! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be catching up with Patreon!

Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion – 05/26/20 Welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron, this time on a Tuesday obviously. This time around things really took a strange turn. Kevin wasn’t in the mood at all today, Jolo agreed to do an entire show as my supervisor (coming soon!) and Karl still will not speak to me. We also met a crazy lady who pretended she was a cop, helped a nice lady to never use Amazon again, had THE Super Mario take a call for us, spoke to Louis from Family Guy and tried to recruit an Uber driver to be a getaway driver and we also triggered some kind of bizarre religious ceremony. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be working for Jolo…

Mondays With Macron On Thursday – 05/21/20 First of all apologies for the lack of show on Monday due to yet more technical issues, we’re now gonna catch up with all the missing shows this month to make up for it. Also double apology as for some reason Streamlabs isn’t showing up all donations on the alerts, not sure if they changed the minimum amount or something but we’re looking into it. Tonight Ron tries to set up a lady with Lenny, Kevin calls our new voicemail system to sing a song, some lady can’t get her head around her Octember delivery date, Tyrone steals a whole bunch of stuff including a gold chain which made one gentleman very angry indeed and a whole lot more crazy people too. Thank you to everyone involved with and who supported this show, it was a blast. We have a lot more to come too! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be catching up…

Rufus Therapy And The French Connection – 05/11/20 Welcome back guys. Sorry about the lack of show last week, this was due to the remote country of Ireland suffering from stupid power cuts. We hope you’ve all had a great week in lock-down. This time around we have even more great complainers for you including another Doordash customer who could not pronounce the name of the restaurant they ordered from, a dating site customer who spent all his money trying to find a match, a couple who’s VERY expensive purse was stolen by Tyrone, another lady who simply could not operate the automated phone system and we had another tragic shooting. Amongst many other awesome calls. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be still pirating!

Ray’s Gay Goose – 04/27/20 We’re back and this time the show lasted for a little more than 10 minutes! Thank you once again to our friends Nemesis and ScorpianQueen for saving the day. This show is packed full of some of the crazies complainers yet including a lady who’s fat pills didn’t work, a shady landlord who wanted his rent payments, another lady who couldn’t handle the automated phone system, some dating site customers who were very upset, a lady who didn’t want to donate to lease a bus for sick children and we also brought out Ray’s new secret weapon: The Gay Goose. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will probably be playing more Sea Of Thieves…..

The Let’s Try This Again Show – 04/24/20 This show is dedicated to Jak, ScorpianQueen and Nemesis for saving the show. As you may have seen our long standing show machine computer up and died during Monday’s show and we had to abandon it. This show is to replace that show and for Jak’s birthday and also to thank Nemesis and ScorpianQueen who amazingly stepped in and bought us an amazing new computer, which is way better than Ray’s, so that we could get back to business straight away. Myself and everyone at the show cannot express how grateful we will always be for this amazing gift and we promise to use it to annoy thousands more people for a long time to come. Expect some epic game / call streams coming up and some new additions to our dialling features. Oh yeah this show also features 5 hours of great complainer calls and a few bonus things, but you’ll have to listen to is all to see! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be back in action!

If You’re Going To San Francisco Be Sure To Bring Your Passport – 04/13/20 In case you’re wondering about the show title it’s from a lady who was on this show and genuinely thought that San Francisco was not part of the United States. This is about the level we had to deal with tonight. Firstly we want to mention that our boy Johnny shaved his hair off live on the stream for Macmillan Cancer Research, that was awesome! Also please ignore any technical glitches if watching the video streams, had some network issues tonight but the audio should be perfect. This week we dealt with a man who was infected with some kind of Goose related computer virus, a man who had his tip jar stolen, a lady who didn’t want to wait 3 months for her new bank card, Ron talks to an actual murderer and a lady wants to buy a fake grill for her granddaughter, and lots more too. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be clucking.

Isolation Party Easter 2020! – 04/12/20 Happy Easter everyone, we decided to do a little extra bonus show today featuring Ron and everyone in Discord mostly calling up even more complainers and trying to resolve their completely unreasonable problems on Easter Sunday. There were way too many crazy ones to list here so just go ahead and listen and we’ll be back very very soon… Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be buying cheap Easter eggs…

The Curious Caper Of The Contaminated Container – 04/06/20 Another lockdown show and clearly cabin fever is taking affect. This time around it’s Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and Dr. Charles taking on mostly insane complainers. We finally got Jolo to come through for us and he actually had a live proper rap battle with 50 Cent (Toby) on the air. We also deal with a big bunch of whiny complainers including people not happy with the spread of Coronavirus at their favourite steakhouse, a man who had one bad night and signed up to a bunch of dating sites, a whole load of people who did not want to pay our massive customer service charges just because their issue had already been resolved and we get a guy who simply cannot operate our automated phone system. Lot of very angry and tense people right now for some reason because there were loads more. We also messed with some insane guy locked down at a long stay motel and chatted to Kevin about our on-going relationship complexities. A lot of fun was had on this show! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be fixing the world one idiot at a time.

Jolo Completely Fecks Everything Up – 03/30/20 So this show was supposed to feature an epic prank on our good buddy Jolo which we prepared for an entire day to show you guys, only it turned out in the entire 3 hours of the show he was literally just too dumb to even manage to get in front of a computer or even to open up YouTube. It was quite amazing, instead I just yelled at him for a good few minutes but it was still kinda funny. Despitefrom Jolo completely f*cking everything up, Restream getting a DDOS attack, YouTube not working right and the general Internet taking a big sh*t today we still managed to get in a whole bunch of crazy complainers, most of which for some reason didn’t want to donate their refunds to buy Playstation games for Africans with Coronavirus, but that’s another story… Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to make it go.

Ron Fights Back – 03/23/20 Despite being actually diagnosed with the stupid Coronavirus and barely being able to speak Ron digs deep in order to slaughter a bunch of unsuspecting people. This week was a strange one because initially Ron was feeling too sick to do anything and wanted Ray and co to run things, but less than an hour in the control freak side came out and he just took right over again. This show was weird in some other ways too, we are living through some unprecedented times right now with this virus. Dr. Charles came back to the show to say hello and offer some free advice. Tim Dalton called into the show to talk about his experience with us, which was amazing. Ron verbally destroyed a woman who dared to question his voice, exposed some assholes price gauging during the panic and generally handed a whole bunch of whiny complainers their asses back. We also got justice for a bunch of old folks being live streamed by their carer against their will and much much more. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hopefully feeling better.

St Patrick’s Day In Quarantine – 03/17/20 Welcome to a very special show that was literally planned at the last minute. It is St. Patrick’s day and all the pubs have been closed due to Coronavirus. We have therefore decided to open Virtual Pub and keep you entertained throughout this crisis as promised during our announcement yesterday. In this show we host the very first Macron Show Virtual Pub Quiz which was a great success. We also called a huge amount of complainers and got some awesome results and we all drank some creamy screamers and had great craic. I’m not gonna describe each of the calls you just need to listen to all of this very special show because it’s totally worth it! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hung over.

Everyone’s In Quarantine – 03/16/20 Hi everyone, firstly if you’re watching this show on the website the YouTube link is for part 1 of the show. We got attacked by hackers after talking about the Coronavirus and had to restart the stream, but the first part is important to see as it contains a very special announcement from Ron. The rest of the show got way, way out of hand. Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned, JustDewit and Brent try to keep things under control whilst calling some really insane complainers. We have a lady who can’t decide if she wants us to talk fast or slow, a man who claims to own a patent on putting words on hats and ends up in the telephone court, we also deal with a whole big bunch of people who for some reason want to change their travel plans because of some massive problem with a virus, or something like that anyway. We also decided to start putting out number out there for people to call in, which I’m not sure is going to work out. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be avoiding Snape.

Meatball Timberlands – 03/09/20 Here we go again, this show features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned, JustDewit and Brent as well as a whole host of the Internet’s finest and freshest complainers. This time around we get a lady who keeps getting her mail stolen every time she buys sneakers, a man who kept opening multiple dating accounts to meet Jewish women, an Amazon customer who simply does not want to pay for our amazing service, we are forced to fire a lady from her job in fast food because of her constant complaints, we deal with repeated customers who didn’t get their orders from Groupon and a lady who bought some fake Timerbland boots and then had the audacity to blame us. We also get a horrible person fired for live streaming medical patients at work and we manage to disrupt some actual face to face meetings! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing Rajeev’s job for him!

The Unappropriate Solution To A Time Machine Problem – 03/02/20 Wow another show that got utterly and totally out of control. I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and JustDewit take on one of the largest steaming piles of pure complainer nonsense that’s ever been tackled on this show. Right at the start we get a guy fired for live streaming people’s medical data at work, we then move on to a bunch of crazy people with missing orders, some very angry fast food customers, a guy with a broken truck who just keeps getting passed around different people, we catch out a very angry and racist lady who wants some free Roblox money (she then proceeds to try and harass us for the entire show), we have another tragic murder suicide incident at the corporate office, we charge some people a subscription to cancel their subscription and we get a very special lady to read out our crazy secret passwords, and there’s so much more too you will just have to listen to this one to catch it all. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be showering off the shame.

Complaining About Complainers – 02/24/20 So we’ve had a few complaints here at the corporate office that we haven’t been doing enough complainer calls lately, which is ironic. Just don’t come crying back to us when there’s a bunch of women peddling cheap Chinese jewellery all over the place. In this show Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel, Brent, Munch, and JustDewit call a whole bunch of crazy and angry complainers just to satisfy your never ending thirst for blood. This time we charge a guy $69 just to change his phone number, we accuse a guy of hacking and cut off his phone service, we try to replace some lady’s broken robot vacuum and there is yet another tragic shooting at a call centre. We also disrupted the confs and managed to sneak in a couple of Facebook Live streams too. We also recorded a brand new song with Kevin so watch out for that next week! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be gun metal.

Tig Ol’ President Bitties Day – 02/17/20 Apparently it’s President’s Day. We didn’t find this out until after the show had started however please assume that that Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, IGotMunsoned, Munch_Magash and Britney meant to do a special holiday show just for you guys! In this show we mostly completely disrupt and annoy really stupid people selling cheap tacky jewellery on Facebook Live and get some great results. We also ruin some conferences, catch up with life in the Manhole and get repeatedly threatened for putting the listeners on hold, and so much more. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hopefully gaming…

Ron In Quarantine – 02/10/20 After contracting a mysterious virus Ron is taken away to an undisclosed location by some shady government men and locked up in quarantine. Despite this minor setback we did try to make a regular show go ahead but it ended up being disrupted by weird nurses in hazmat suits and some kind of zombie apocalypse. We did still manage to get some good complainer calls in and disrupted more than a few conferences. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by next week, but you never know with this show. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be…. brains……

Drax Vs The 49ers – 02/03/20 Another one of those shows that really got out of control for some reason. In this episode Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, IGotMunsoned and DownSouth take on a bunch of complainers, including one guy who sure would make a great voice actor in something! We also shut off some more services for ungrateful phone customers, give out some fantastic advice about managing your online account, sort out some good delivery issues and much more. We also completely disrupt some conferences, freak out some Facebook Live people, make sweet beautiful music with Kevin and we get a very exclusive interview with Jeff’s Mom (who was lovely). Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be showering off the filth.

What A Wonderful Wank – 01/27/20 This show features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Brent and for the first time ever on a live show IGotMunsoned. This is yet another show that really got out of control in places. We got yelled at by a lady who did not want to be charged for service from Microsoft, we made a guy sing for $20,000, we disconnected some ungrateful people’s phone services, Ron calls into a radio show to talk about the host’s moustache and we get Kevin to perform a brand new song for us live (whilst jerking off). We also get the latest on the Phil / Jeff sagas and Ray takes over the Manhole! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be showering off the filth.

The Teddy Bear’s Picnic – 01/20/20 God help you if you know where we got the name of this show from. This one features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel and Brent, and also Kevin. This time around we make sweet music with Kevin (as Ray jerks him off) and we also get Phil to appear on a rap song. We spoke to a very angry man who couldn’t understand why everyone kept falling asleep on him, we disconnect some very ungrateful people’s services, we call a bunch of psychics and try to get help with the plots of various movies chosen by the people in chat and a very kind conference moderator agrees to let Ron run things! This show was loads of fun to make and we have lots more coming up for you guys! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be still trying to fix things…

A Bunch Of Malarkey – 01/13/20 I have to apologise in advance that during this show poor sweet gentle Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Brent and JustDewit and subjected to repeated and horrific racism, sexism, homophobia and general abuse. For some reason the complainers were all fired up today including a very confused Ebay customer who was trying to sell nazi stuff, a woman who’s racist comments got her daughter’s phone disconnected and a really angry man who was trying to promote his racist cartoon. There were many more but these were some of the standouts from this show. We also disrupted some conferences, called some psychics who didn’t see it coming when we talked to them about the plots of movies, and we checked back in with a few of the angry lunatics from the recent Patreon shows. Another great show, sorry it had to be split into two parts on YouTube due to technical issues. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be fixing…

Where’s My Money Mayor? – 01/06/20 It’s the first show of the new year featuring Ron, Ray, DS and Carpel as we get weird with some people on Facebook, try to disrupt some conferences, call into a very sexy gardening show, completely freak out some mayor who didn’t pay for his ho, we tackle a whole bunch of fresh complainers including one guy who kept showing up naked to get his takeout food and a guy who was watching too much porn. Also Ray takes care of some Brexit business in the Manhole. This show was a lot of fun and a great way to start the new year. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be upgrading…

Ackbar And The 3 Psychics – 12/30/19 Ending the year with a bang Ron, Ray, DS, CarpelTunnel and JustDewit decide to switch things up by calling a bunch of psychics to get a free reading and then proceeding to describe the plot of popular movies and TV shows to them as if it was our lives. Ron also repeatedly tries to book a magician to come and do a personal show in his hotel room alone. We also called up and completely freaked out a few other radio stations, attempted to disrupt some conferences and took on a bunch more silly complainer people.Thank you so much to everyone for the support and love during 2019, we already have some major plans for 2020 so do not go anywhere! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be starting the new year off right!

A Tribute To Smizzie – 12/23/19 This show is a very special tribute to our fallen brother Jason AKA Smizzie who sadly passed away last week. In his memory Ron, Ray, CarpelTunnel, DS, Brent, JustDewit, InkedGoddess and more stop by to play all our favourite calls of his and we share a whole bunch of previously unreleased material for you guys. This show is all great calls and laughs with a special tribute at the very end. We also managed to raise over $1500 to buy Smizzie’s son an amazing Christmas gift from all of us at the show. A fitting send off for an amazing person. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing Christmas.

Above And Beyond – 12/16/19 Time for another wacky Mondays With Macron this time featuring Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel and Brent! This time around we actually spent more time causing mayhem with conferences than anything else with some great results, one of them took a very long time to do anything about our nonsense. We also fired someone live on Facebook, tried to buy some really random items on Craigslist and dealt with a whole host of crazy complainers including a man who bought 5 jetpacks apparently, a lady who’s son was a real d*ckhead about his new phone, a man who for some reason wanted his money back from Paypal and many more. This show was a lot of fun, don’t miss next week’s Christmas show! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be stealing all the Christmas presents…

The Show Where We Started Using Proper Names Again – 12/09/19 Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron and this time we have been forced into using real show names again, so here ya go, I hope you’re all happy now. This show features Ron, Ray, Smizzy, Ds and CarpelTunnel. This time we had some more world firsts, including getting someone fired live on the air whilst disrupting a conference at the same time! After taking over the conference we then let everyone listen in as we made some calls. We also got through a whole heap of fresh complainers using Ray’s magical machine, had some fun in the manhole, told a TV contestant they were way too fat to get on TV and called into our favourite call in show, we also discussed the new Ghostbusters trailer, the new Rick and Morty and probably went on about a bunch of other stuff too. This show was a lot of fun to make! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be stealing all the Christmas presents…

Mondays With Macron And Not Ray – 12/02/19 Another bumper Mondays With Macron this time featuring Ron, DS, JustDewit, CaprelTunnel and NOT Ray. Sadly this week at his work Christmas party Ray was kidnapped by some of the people he got fired. He was last seen being bundled into the back of an unmarked van on the streets of Dublin. Please pray for his safe return, this show is for you buddy! This time around we help a lady with her Roblox account, we completely fix one man’s phone reception issues, we help a very talkative Jersey lady with her missing wedding outfit, we apply the new carbon tax to one luck man’s OfferUp offer, we get yet another DropBox customer who signed up for a free trial that they didn’t want and we completely resolved a missing order from Light In The Box, and many more. We also disrupted a couple of conferences, called in to say hi to some other radio shows and got a really awful person fired for broadcasting other people’s medical information on Facebook Live. Don’t miss this episode it was a blast! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be stealing all the Christmas presents…

Mondays With Macron – 11/25/19 Another amazing Mondays With Macron with an all star cast including Ron, Ray, DS, Smizzy, CarpelTunnel, JustDewit and Brent, and whole host of completely crazy complainer people. This time around it’s more missing orders from Wish, a very angry Postmates customer, a customer complaining about his bad credit rating, someone who subscribed to DropBox but didn’t want to use it, a wannabe Uber driver who did not want to deliver out pizzas and many many more great complainers. We also tried to get a lady fired from 2 jobs for reading out patient’s medical information on Facebook live and Smizzy accidentally catches a nonce in the Manhole! This was a great fun show with lots of very funny moments, we all hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed making it. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be thankful…

Mondays With Macron – 11/18/19 Wow the show really ran away from me this week as Ron, Ray, DS, Smizzy and Brent have to have to take on the world of Internet complainers once again, this time including a lady who didn’t understand what chemicals were, we advise a couple about the dangers of eating onion rings by the tower, we are forced to close down multiple people’s accounts for bad behaviour including Adobe Creative Cloud Verizon and various TV services (these people don’t deserve them). We also spent some time having crazy fun with some Facebook Live streams (don’t miss this) and we might have disrupted a few conferences too just for good measure! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be waiting for root beer to arrive!

Mondays With Macron – 11/11/19 Back once again and this week Ron, Ray, DS, Smizzy and Brent have to deal with even more crazy complainers. So many to get this through this week including a RockAuto customer that didn’t want to pay all our extra charges, a lady who got trapped in her storage locker, a Red Robin customer who did not get his free birthday burger, we get a man on Twitter very angry about his phone service, we get a very serious complaint from a man about his UPS package, we delete someone’s entire ESPN fantasy league, close down someone’s Adobe account and much much more. We also messed up some conferences and thew Smizzy in the Manhole where he loves it! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com or Macron will Jeff you up!

Mondays With Macron – 11/04/19 Time for another Monday with Macron and this week Ron, Ray, DS, Smizzy and Brent take on even more complainers. This time we deal with a whole host of problems over at the Shake Shack, we try our very best to help an Apple customer who we forcibly downgraded to an older version of iOS, we get a stern telling off after the owner of a company hears us bad mouthing his staff, we cause mayhem for a Golden Corral customer and Ron gets to tell off some nerd who is complaining about his games. We also freaked out some people who checked into places on Twitter and managed to disrupt a few more conferences. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to ruin Christmas.

Mondays With Macron – 10/28/19 Another amazing Mondays With Macron this week and what a way to go out of Octember! This week we had Ron, Ray, DS, Smizzy, Brent and the one and only InkedGoddess! As usual we delve head first into the world of online complainers and boy did we get some real winners this time including a T-Mobile customer who didn’t want to get his service cut off, an ESPN fan who lost his entire fantasy basketball team, a group of Christians who chose to abuse poor sweet Ray for no reason, a farmer who won’t get of his tractor for us, a man who found the contents of Jason’s colostomy bag inside his chips, a Comcast customer who’s tree destroyed the cable lines and many more. We also called some scammers who wanted to marry InkedGoddess, fired a bunch of people and observed a very strange man doing his thing on Facebook live. Oh and we also celebrated that Halloween thing you guys are all into. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be celebrating his birthday!

Mondays With Macron – 10/21/19 Mondays With Macron again and this time Ron, Ray, DS and Cherry Bomb try something a little different. This mostly involved Ron doing crazy scambaiting calls whilst Ray and DS got several people fired on a live stream. We also threw in a few good old complainer calls. This time we convinced a scammer that Ron was going out to buy him some gift cards and somehow ended up shooting up the whole store, we completely confuse some tech support scammers and Ron has to make a serious complaint about his refund. We also broke the bad news to a very unhappy Comcast customer that they won’t have Internet until December, we yell at Ray a lot and get our special message of the day. Oh and also we try to convince another member of staff at the Sea Tac to change their desktop wallpaper… Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be baiting…

Mondays With Macron – 10/14/19 Welcome to another classic Mondays With Macron live from our brand new call centre! Featuring Ron, MCSARay, DownSouth, Smizzle and 8R3N7 himself! This time we lined up a whole load more Macron complainer calls including a lady who’s husband was so large that he destroyed an entire sofa set, a man who did not like losing channels on his Comcast, a man with a blind spot who wanted to sue his valet, a cheapskate who wanted to return some books, a lady who wanted tickets to be on Ellen, a cool dude who started his own prank call channel for us and many more! We also called into some other shows live on Facebook, shut down another conference and got our special message of the day from a very special little boy! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be calling even more complainers!

Mondays With Macron – 10/07/19 Another amazing Mondays with Macron featuring a whole load of classic Macron complainer calls and also featuring Ray, DS and Smizzle! This week we have a restaurant customer who can’t even hear us, an ESPN viewer who REALLY likes the Patriots (for some reason), an online shopper who wants to report us to the news, a man who failed the application to get our newspaper, a lady who didn’t want to donate her reward points to Bernie Sanders’ medical bills and many more! We also throw Smizzy in the Manhole (because he loves it), check in with our resident insane crack head, call up some Facebook live streams and call in shows, shut down a conference or two and try to buy Smizzy some sex toys. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be laughing at you!

Mondays With Macron – 09/30/19 Back once again with the dream team of Ron, Ray, DS and Smizzle it’s the best live prank call show on the Internet! This week we tackle some crazy complainers including handling some returns for RockAuto, trying to upgrade a shaving customer to Ron’s MEGABLADE™, we meet a doordasher who simply has too many orders and won’t travel 4000 miles for training, Ray finds a lady with satan worshipping children, Ron gets into a fight with a man about his car repairs, Smizzle gets lost in the manole and we call into some other radio shows, and much more! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be driving his bus!

Mondays With Macron – 09/23/19 Another amazing Mondays With Macron this week and Ron, Ray, DS and Smizzle are back in business dealing with the world of complaints! This time around we have a lady who found LSD in her cream, a lady who’s fat son broke her mattress, a man who did not want a free hotel room just because it was 400 miles away, a lady who made her friends some crappy cakes, a lady who swore she never orders from Doordash, a bunch more people who are not happy with RoackAuto, a very angry couple of Costway customers and we also completely disrupted some conferences and checked in with Jeff, Karl, Kevin and Michelle! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be not complaining!

Mondays With Macron – 09/16/19 Welcome to this week’s Mondays with Macron featuring Ron, MCSARay, Downsouth and Smizzle and this time we’re doing something a little different! We decided to go old school and play a little game of Craigslist Roulette; the rules are simple, each person takes turns calling someone that is selling something on Craigslist, but they’re not allowed to know what the item is. You get a point if you can successfully find out what the item is from the seller and you lose if they just tell you to f*ck off or something. I won’t spoil who won but it was a great game. We also checked in with old Jeff who seems as angry and bitter as ever! Be sure to subscribe on Patreon to get another 2 exclusive shows this week! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be coming up with even bigger surprises!

Mondays With Macron – 09/09/19 It’s that time of the week again! This show features Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth, Smizzle and return of Dani The Prank Call Bitch! This week we got some real winners including a lady wanting a refund because she decided not to be home during a delivery, a man who’s toilet paper didn’t tear properly, a man who wanted us to call him on his stolen phone, we met a GoFundMe scammer, we fire a Wafflehouse employee and talk to a very shrill lady about her solar powered wind chimes. We also called up some Facebook live people, let Smizzy loose in the Manhole and checked in with the Sea Tac! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to keep up with this schedule.

Mondays With Macron – 09/02/19 Welcome to this week’s regular Mondays With Macron! This week Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and Smizzle tackle a whole bunch of seriously crazy people including really bad parent who Ray managed to upset, a man who didn’t want to buy the optional extras for his light, a lady who demanded a refund for an item that we don’t sell, a man who had to buy his own sandwiches because his wife couldn’t be bothered to make them, a hunting club member who did not agree with our anti tragedy agenda, Macron tells off a lady in Spanish, convinces another man that he’s a robot and we talk to the world’s deafest lady and much much more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing the Patreon shows!

The Return Of Mondays With Macron – 08/26/19 That’s right the big day has arrived, it’s the return of Mondays With Macron, the classic Macron Show! From now on we will be doing Mondays With Macron every Monday at 8pm UK time, plus two extra shows every week for Patreon supporters! This crazy show featured Macron (in a suit), MCSARay, DownSouth and Smizzle and this time we spent time helping a guy fix his computer by remote desktop, helped a disabled man to fix his Xbox, convinced a lawn care customer that I was having an affair with his maid whenever he went out for the day, we met a very angry Doordash driver, a man who didn’t want to park his new pickup truck in the mud and a lady who was selling dollar store microwave steaks to the customers in her hotel! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to keep up with the new schedule…

Rogue Cyber Investigators – 08/23/19 Another show of ringing, sorry about that guys, these ignorant people made complaints and then decided not to answer the phone for Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and Smizzle. Despite their rudeness we did manage to talk to a lady who’s house was infested with worms that got in her delicious crackers, a lady who burned her own furniture with a Yankee Candle, a man who refused to pay the carbon tax on his concert tickets, a lady who got scammed on Craigslist after buying a car in a parking lot, a generous banking customer who donated his whole paycheck to the Clinton foundation and for some reason the tasty cake lady from the last show kept calling many, many, times. Please take note of the important announcements about Patreon during the show (see the website for details!) Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be back to Mondays!

Lowbrow Cosmetics – 08/13/19 Tuesdays with Macron (and MCSARay and DownSouth!) and this time boy did we have some completely insane people. Let’s see; there was the lady who needed to shave her pubic hair off and and use it as eyebrows, a Rockauto customer that wanted to cancel their order after it already left, the Megabus customer who did not like her driver exposing himself, a guy who poisoned himself trying to kill roaches in his hotel room, a man who was trying to sell pornographic artwork online, a guy who got REAL mad about his son’s gym membership, a furious muffler buyer and a man who simply wasn’t able to get stoned enough, and so many more! We also disrupted some conferences, freaked out some people on Facebook live and found a lady who looked just like the shrunken head from a certain movie scene! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to get over the abuse he had to suffer tonight from these awful awful customers.

Holy Cigarettes Batman – 08/09/19 A rare Friday show! This one features Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and Brent and a whole bunch of very very angry people. This time a man calls the cops because there are holes in his cigarettes, a lady is horrified and disturbed by her slightly late pizza, a lady doesn’t want to pay twice for the same hotel room for some reason, Ron tries to help a lady out with her road safety and her dodgy past, we meet a man who broke his refrigerator as well as a man who smoked lots of weed in his rental car and got into trouble. We also shut down a scammer call centre, tried to order Chinese food from five places at the same time and bothered some conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be still learning to play Fortnite.