The Macron Show

Loud And Obnoxious Can you believe some sick individual would call sweet gentle Ron loud and obnoxious? Well it happened. We also try to help out a lady who got scammed with her $55 Yeezys, we deal with a father who wants his son to finally move out, we meet a very angry lady who keeps trying to cancel her ABC Mouse service, we actually talk to a real life dead lady, and there’s a couple who are having real serious problems with both of their computers, and many many more. Stay tuned because later this week we are going to do some election coverage of some kind for you guys and it’s nearly Ron’s birthday… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be one year older…

The Macron Show Halloween Special 2020 In this terrifying Halloween spooktacular Ron gets dressed up in the Batman outfit that you guys sent in and proceeds to get very drunk and yell at a whole host of complainers, like the very irate lady who didn’t get her sticker, we deal with a serious deer rape incident, we meet a lady who expects everything to last forever, there’s man who gets Ron VERY angry when fails to complete even simple tasks. We also go virtual trick or treating at Kevin’s house, Jeff’s cardboard box and the Sea Tac Crest. Also there is a shock ending to this show so look out for the second YouTube video… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be escaping from the Joker.

Seven In this magnificent little show we meet a whole cast of zany characters and it’s pretty much none stop red hot complainer action from start to finish! This time there’s a lady who insists on getting her seven, Tyrone steals someone’s return labels, we meet a lady who finds out the sordid truth about her ex husband and the gay bars through a customer service complaint, a lady who really does not want to fly to North Korea, a man who wishes to complain about something Donald Trump said, a lady who’s husband bought her a really crappy watch and we cause real trouble at Macy’s and lots lots more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing something about Halloween…

Prank To The Future – Part 2 It’s that special date again, October 21st. The date that Marty went to the future in Back To The Future Part 2. Only now that was 5 years ago and only we seem to care about it, but it’s 5 years since we did the original Prank To The Future and we felt it was time for a sequel. This time around we convince a lady to speak to her younger self in order to cancel some insurance, we speak to an older and a younger version of Tyrone and we have some very bad news about the future for one lady expecting a package from Wish. And lots more silly time travel related nonsense. Join us on October 21st 2025 for Prank To The Future Part 3! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be fixing the space time continuum.

My Husband Was Useless Tonight was supposed to be the end of complainers since one of our favourite websites finally took our advice and started actually making it hard to find them. Luckily we have a few ways around this and we are working on something even better for the coming shows, do not miss it. This time around we still managed to talk to a guy who really did not like swearing on TV, a lady who’s husband was just not up to the job of setting up online accounts, a man who had a strange goose on his computer, Tryone got a new dryer and some dining room furniture and a really messed up lady is happy to sell us her puppies for animal testing. And lots more. Patreon supporters please stay tuned for some big stuff incoming! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be feeding the geese.

Rally’s Gone Wild Hi everyone and thanks for being here for another exciting Mondays With Macron. This time around Ron is in a FOUL mood and is not taking any crap from anyone. You might want to ask the children to leave the room for this one as Ron’s language could strip the paint off the walls this week. This show gets it’s title from a lady who did not approve of the staff at Rallys smoking weed, we also met a man who swore to track us down even though he couldn’t fix his own refrigerator, we meet the man with the lowest credit rating in the world, we donate some more refunds to Donald Trump, we try to make a man sing for a free Spotify account, Tyrone gets some blue jeans and Ron manages to traumatise a whole bunch of people who were whining too much, and loads more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to calm down.

LL Cool Jay’s Atomic Fascist Fiasco Thank you to Munch for the title of this crazy show. This week we meet a real crazy cast of characters including a man who is outraged at having to wait for 5 minutes for fast food, and then he can’t stop calling us back, a lady who doesn’t want to receive her gas in balloons, a dating site customer who couldn’t get enough dick, a lady who does not want fascist clothing, we organise a tactical nuclear strike on Tyrone, much to the upset of the customer and we get some hilarious messages from another butthurt troll, and SO much more. This was a wild show and LOT of fun. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be preparing his mom for her

You’re Not My Dad Hi everyone. Here’s another little show that really got away from us and nearly ended up being 5 hours long. Firstly I apologise again that the very end of the video version of this show might be all messed up, including the end credits. That’s because my Internet sometimes decides to take a little break on it’s own. Tomorrow I’m going to call my Internet provider and yell at them until they have PTSD. Never mind though because most of the show is just fine. This time around we meet a very special boy who will not be told what to do, a guy who dumped his own daughter at the airport, a lady who lets her very young child play Grand Theft Auto, we accidentally fire a fast food employee who already quit, we meet a man who has a troublesome goose problem on his computer and so much more. You’ll just have to listen to it all won’t you? Sorry about the Internet issues I will make it get fixed by yelling this week… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be upsetting Internet providers…

Humidity With A Vampire Welcome to another silly and pointless episode of Mondays With Macron. This week we meet a vampire who gets moist for Ron, a man who can’t be goosed because he already has Indian scammers on his computer, we try our best to give a very eager young lady a proper job interview for the dollar store, Tyrone gets some new fitness equipment, we upgrade some lady to an awesome new TV package and so much more. We also premier a brand new Kevin song but the man himself is way too grumpy tonight even though he’s watching porn as usual. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be watching Goose TV…

The State Of The Union Please excuse all the serious talk at the start of this show but certain things needed to be said and I hope it was beneficial and taken in the right way by everyone. Now onto the prankings; this week we meet an amazing business coach, a guy who has a stupid idea for a new game show, a man who runs away at the first sign of an argument over his distaste for fake crowds, Tyrone is now taking money directly out of cash machines, we meet a gym customer who wants to bring young boys along with him and we set the goose loose on one unsuspecting lady and released the fabled Hank footage, and much more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be plumping his goose.

Yeah Go On Then Once again this show is split into two parts if you’re watching on the video machines because the British Internet can’t stay connected for two minutes during these trying times. This week the goose is well and truly loose as Ray tries to fix some serious computer issues. We also had multiple dating site customers who needed some help, including one lady who was too old for Ron and another who did not like having her lifetime membership. We also called a British complainer who was having problems with his bill, an irresponsible parent who let their child do anything that a 21 year old did, a lady who sneezed on her Game Boy and a lady who was banned for showing her genitals on the Internet. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be yelling at Internet providers…

Busting Balls If you came here for gratuitous vomiting them I’m sorry to disappoint but that was in the previous show. This show mostly consists of a drunken Ron yelling at a priest who REALLY wants his donation back, a drunken Ron yelling at a guy that we were trying to goose and scaring him away, another customer who was too smart for her own good in trying to catch Tyrone ordering pizzas on her credit card, a bunch of whiny dating site customers who for some reason do not want to pay to meet hot women in their area, a British customer who does not like the tone of Ray’s voice and a whole host of other angry and confused people. Also Kevin is a complete jerk tonight and Jeff is too scared to pick up at all any more. Thankfully Karl is on hand to deal with all of our returns… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be busting more than balls…

The Deep Dark Web Welcome to one of the most harrowing experiences of Ron’s life. In this episode you guys finally made him drink the hot sauce (2 shots this time) so thanks for that you sadists! We also made a bunch of random people very angry with us for some reason including a very clever lady who tried to trick Tyrone into admitting that he stole her package, a man who wants to keep his house a secret, several people who did not want to make mandatory donations to the Trump 2020 campaign, a dating site customer who is in complete denial, a very fancy lady who called us from her hotel room in Italy and Ron tries to seduce another female cop, and frankly too much more to even write here, just go and watch the whole thing! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be recovering from severe stomach trauma…

Car Stereo Blunt Another show that got way out of hand, but that’s just how things have been going recently. Also once again my Restream died on me and the video got cut into two parts, I am taking steps to fix this! This show contains very strong language throughout and we tackle a lot of very explosive political views in order to expose what some of the *ssholes that we call really think. If you are offended by anything at all then don’t listen basically. In this show we repeatedly try and fail to Goose some very stupid people, Ron gets into trouble for falling asleep on the job again, we help a very brave boy who cut his finger on a can of ice tea and somehow survived, Tyrone gets some new vibrating exercise equipment and we meet a family of Hilter loving racists who are happy for their address to be given out on the air. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to find someone to talk to who’s not a racist idiot…

The Leprechaun First of all sorry that this show is split into two parts for people watching on YouTube, my streaming service took a big crap towards the end of the show but you can find the last little part right here, and it’s worth it: https://youtu.be/G9BliMuCock This is also a VERY special show because a certain co-host named Ray told everyone he would do a face reveal if they donated five hundred shmeckles during the show, which of course you guys did so enjoy and remember no refunds! In this crazy beast of a show Ron puts an anti-masker well and truly in her place, we meet a lady who tried to start a protest over her bad chicken sandwiches, we try out Arby’s new famous horse sandwich, explain to a very confused man how the stock market works and we help a very angry lady find love with her coworkers via teamviewer, and lots more. And you also get to see Ray (if you watch on YouTube that is) If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to find out what else Ray is willing to do for money…

My Wife Is A Little Slow Welcome to August people and as usual we have a bumper crop of idiots to see in the new month. This time it’s a very cruel lady who does not want to donate her order to charity, we try to convince and elderly woman that she took our sleeping tablets and entered into some Total Recall like experience, we get into a very bitter dispute with a religious jewellery buyer, we meet an Xbox customer who wants to upgrade to the “shower scene” edition of NBA2k and we meet a man who’s wife is being serviced by Shlags, and many more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be servicing your needs.

Weather Station 4000 In another silly edition of Mondays With Macron as well as the obvious fresh goosing of a potential Twitch streamer we meet another person who changed their travel plans due to some unknown worldwide virus, a lady who is anxiously awaiting her test results, Tyrone gets a new golf mat, some crazy guy wants US to fix his broken car, some lady cannot activate her bank card and we keep charging every time we escalate things to another supervisor, and we have a lot of them. There are way too many other crazy calls to list here. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be who dis?

No, I Said NO Another bumper Mondays With Macron full of weird and wonderful people. This time around we meet a man who has some kind of weird problem with all his bank charges, a horny silver haired dating site customer, a REALLY angry family who want to have their car parts delivered to THEIR address, we get a visit from the good Father, find a woman who got stray dog eyelashes for her birthday, a man who for some reason doesn’t want to pay Tyrone’s phone bill and a family of hillbilly’s who didn’t get their order from Macy’s, and loads more! Also stupid Kevin is back from vacation but wouldn’t pick up the phone, sorry everyone. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be forcing Kevin to answer.

Peter Venkman Prank Caller Well in this show Ron literally gets busted (badum tish) when it is discovered by a real life mafia gangster that he is in fact Peter Venkman from New York it’s a long story but don’t miss it. We also talked to a Dollar Shave Club customer who for some reason didn’t want to pay money every month just to cancel, a Plenty Of Fish user who does not want to upload nudes, Ron gets into a fight with a real life champion boxer, we ban some snot nosed kid from Xbox Live, argue with a man who REALLY wants a new washing machine and much more. We also check in with all the usual people, except Kevin who is busy going on vacation but did leave a great voicemail behind. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be making it go…

Firing My Cyber Hip Pew! Hi everyone how ya durrrin? In yet another crazy show we meet a cybernetic prostitute who wants us to make a movie of her life, we get yelled at a lot by a very angry Fashion Nova customer, poor sweet gentle Smiley Homey gets yelled at for trying to raise money for charity, we meet a mother who’s son has itchy scalp who can’t seem to operate the automated telephone system, we meet a lady who is not happy with her Catholic dating service and certainly not happy with our in-house priest’s customer service and we have a man who got banned from Linkedin for using a fake driver’s license and many many more. We also got our message of the day from what’s his face and tonight we left Kevin alone as he isn’t feeling well. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be cleansing your sins…

Cancel In this weird and wonderful edition of Mondays With Macron we meet a man who we THINK wants to cancel his service, even though we try our best to stop him. We also meet a woman with a very very special level of intelligence who REALLY wants her new bank card, a dating site customer who cannot understand why he is single, a lady who had to pay extra to Uber for being pretentious, another lady who accidentally donated all her money to Donald Trump, a guy with a serious pest problem and many more. We also had another crazy encounter with Kevin and we still try to reason with Karl and Ray makes an angry call to a lady who overpaid her staff. This show was a lot of fun Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be probably pirating yet again.

Faded Shades Hey everyone and welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron. In this episode we meet a stupid preachy man who is devasted that his $300 sunglasses have faded a little, some very aggressive Amazon customers, a very angry man who does not understand what a 90 day return policy means, and another skinflint who doesn’t want to pay our massive charges just to update his phone number. In an amazing twist we also got a listener to go over to Kevin’s house to deliver his birthday gifts and get us a picture of him (finally!) which was hilarious. Speaking of birthday’s we also had Dr Charles on the show who was celebrating his birthday. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be probably pirating or something, I don’t know…

I Am A Security Expert Hello everyone and welcome to the very first Mondays With Macron (on a Tuesday) in the brand new studio! This week we meet a top security expert who explains to us how not give out all you information on the Internet and then allow a gay porn goose onto your computer. We also speak to a lady who just isn’t interested, a couple who just decided they no longer wanted their cooker, a lady who tried to claim a lifetime iPad warranty from Radio Shack and a complete idiot who just ordered the wrong thing from RockAuto, and many more. Also some midget called Kevin sang songs to us in return for phone sex, Ray disrupts some conferences and Ron manages to play SNES games whilst Lenny does all the work. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be very busy…

Mr Whiny Burger’s Broken Bike Hi guys, this week Mr Whiny Burger has a broken bicycle, and you have no idea who you’re dealing with. Also Jeff has a broken marriage, some lady has a broken computer and a company that sells face masks broke it’s promise to a very confused customer. We also get Kevin to sing happy birthday to Carpel and we get Karl to hang up on us, and a whole load more. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be washing of the stench.

Goose Abuse The goose is back at at it again guys. Welcome to the first day of June. To celebrate we try to help a customer with their speakers by installing a goose that fetches them gay porn. The goose also causes another couple to have a complete meltdown for some strange reason, Ray! We also helped an ABC Mouse customer upgrade to our $49 per day premium service, helped a lady to locate her missing dresser and helped with another Boxycharm subscription, and many more. We also got Kevin to sing a brand new message from Jeffrey! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing a Patreon.

Stupid Ray’s Idiot Birthday – 05/30/20 It’s stupid Ray’s birthday everyone yay! We decided to get together once again, get drunk, make fun of Ray, do some calls. You know the kinda thing. This time we let Ray be Tyrone again, got Kevin to sing happy birthday, failed to get Jeff or the Sea Tac to sing anything and handled a whole bunch of complainers. Then when everyone stopped talking to us we played Sea Of Thieves until we all passed out. I left the Sea Of Thieves audio attached to the end of this podcast even though it’s just mostly us being drunk and talking it still should go in here. We’ll be back on Monday all sober and ready for action, we promise! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be catching up with Patreon!

Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion – 05/26/20 Welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron, this time on a Tuesday obviously. This time around things really took a strange turn. Kevin wasn’t in the mood at all today, Jolo agreed to do an entire show as my supervisor (coming soon!) and Karl still will not speak to me. We also met a crazy lady who pretended she was a cop, helped a nice lady to never use Amazon again, had THE Super Mario take a call for us, spoke to Louis from Family Guy and tried to recruit an Uber driver to be a getaway driver and we also triggered some kind of bizarre religious ceremony. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be working for Jolo…

Mondays With Macron On Thursday – 05/21/20 First of all apologies for the lack of show on Monday due to yet more technical issues, we’re now gonna catch up with all the missing shows this month to make up for it. Also double apology as for some reason Streamlabs isn’t showing up all donations on the alerts, not sure if they changed the minimum amount or something but we’re looking into it. Tonight Ron tries to set up a lady with Lenny, Kevin calls our new voicemail system to sing a song, some lady can’t get her head around her Octember delivery date, Tyrone steals a whole bunch of stuff including a gold chain which made one gentleman very angry indeed and a whole lot more crazy people too. Thank you to everyone involved with and who supported this show, it was a blast. We have a lot more to come too! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be catching up…

Rufus Therapy And The French Connection – 05/11/20 Welcome back guys. Sorry about the lack of show last week, this was due to the remote country of Ireland suffering from stupid power cuts. We hope you’ve all had a great week in lock-down. This time around we have even more great complainers for you including another Doordash customer who could not pronounce the name of the restaurant they ordered from, a dating site customer who spent all his money trying to find a match, a couple who’s VERY expensive purse was stolen by Tyrone, another lady who simply could not operate the automated phone system and we had another tragic shooting. Amongst many other awesome calls. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be still pirating!

Ray’s Gay Goose – 04/27/20 We’re back and this time the show lasted for a little more than 10 minutes! Thank you once again to our friends Nemesis and ScorpianQueen for saving the day. This show is packed full of some of the crazies complainers yet including a lady who’s fat pills didn’t work, a shady landlord who wanted his rent payments, another lady who couldn’t handle the automated phone system, some dating site customers who were very upset, a lady who didn’t want to donate to lease a bus for sick children and we also brought out Ray’s new secret weapon: The Gay Goose. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will probably be playing more Sea Of Thieves…..

The Let’s Try This Again Show – 04/24/20 This show is dedicated to Jak, ScorpianQueen and Nemesis for saving the show. As you may have seen our long standing show machine computer up and died during Monday’s show and we had to abandon it. This show is to replace that show and for Jak’s birthday and also to thank Nemesis and ScorpianQueen who amazingly stepped in and bought us an amazing new computer, which is way better than Ray’s, so that we could get back to business straight away. Myself and everyone at the show cannot express how grateful we will always be for this amazing gift and we promise to use it to annoy thousands more people for a long time to come. Expect some epic game / call streams coming up and some new additions to our dialling features. Oh yeah this show also features 5 hours of great complainer calls and a few bonus things, but you’ll have to listen to is all to see! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be back in action!

If You’re Going To San Francisco Be Sure To Bring Your Passport – 04/13/20 In case you’re wondering about the show title it’s from a lady who was on this show and genuinely thought that San Francisco was not part of the United States. This is about the level we had to deal with tonight. Firstly we want to mention that our boy Johnny shaved his hair off live on the stream for Macmillan Cancer Research, that was awesome! Also please ignore any technical glitches if watching the video streams, had some network issues tonight but the audio should be perfect. This week we dealt with a man who was infected with some kind of Goose related computer virus, a man who had his tip jar stolen, a lady who didn’t want to wait 3 months for her new bank card, Ron talks to an actual murderer and a lady wants to buy a fake grill for her granddaughter, and lots more too. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be clucking.

Isolation Party Easter 2020! – 04/12/20 Happy Easter everyone, we decided to do a little extra bonus show today featuring Ron and everyone in Discord mostly calling up even more complainers and trying to resolve their completely unreasonable problems on Easter Sunday. There were way too many crazy ones to list here so just go ahead and listen and we’ll be back very very soon… Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be buying cheap Easter eggs…

The Curious Caper Of The Contaminated Container – 04/06/20 Another lockdown show and clearly cabin fever is taking affect. This time around it’s Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and Dr. Charles taking on mostly insane complainers. We finally got Jolo to come through for us and he actually had a live proper rap battle with 50 Cent (Toby) on the air. We also deal with a big bunch of whiny complainers including people not happy with the spread of Coronavirus at their favourite steakhouse, a man who had one bad night and signed up to a bunch of dating sites, a whole load of people who did not want to pay our massive customer service charges just because their issue had already been resolved and we get a guy who simply cannot operate our automated phone system. Lot of very angry and tense people right now for some reason because there were loads more. We also messed with some insane guy locked down at a long stay motel and chatted to Kevin about our on-going relationship complexities. A lot of fun was had on this show! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be fixing the world one idiot at a time.

Jolo Completely Fecks Everything Up – 03/30/20 So this show was supposed to feature an epic prank on our good buddy Jolo which we prepared for an entire day to show you guys, only it turned out in the entire 3 hours of the show he was literally just too dumb to even manage to get in front of a computer or even to open up YouTube. It was quite amazing, instead I just yelled at him for a good few minutes but it was still kinda funny. Despitefrom Jolo completely f*cking everything up, Restream getting a DDOS attack, YouTube not working right and the general Internet taking a big sh*t today we still managed to get in a whole bunch of crazy complainers, most of which for some reason didn’t want to donate their refunds to buy Playstation games for Africans with Coronavirus, but that’s another story… Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to make it go.

Ron Fights Back – 03/23/20 Despite being actually diagnosed with the stupid Coronavirus and barely being able to speak Ron digs deep in order to slaughter a bunch of unsuspecting people. This week was a strange one because initially Ron was feeling too sick to do anything and wanted Ray and co to run things, but less than an hour in the control freak side came out and he just took right over again. This show was weird in some other ways too, we are living through some unprecedented times right now with this virus. Dr. Charles came back to the show to say hello and offer some free advice. Tim Dalton called into the show to talk about his experience with us, which was amazing. Ron verbally destroyed a woman who dared to question his voice, exposed some assholes price gauging during the panic and generally handed a whole bunch of whiny complainers their asses back. We also got justice for a bunch of old folks being live streamed by their carer against their will and much much more. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hopefully feeling better.

St Patrick’s Day In Quarantine – 03/17/20 Welcome to a very special show that was literally planned at the last minute. It is St. Patrick’s day and all the pubs have been closed due to Coronavirus. We have therefore decided to open Virtual Pub and keep you entertained throughout this crisis as promised during our announcement yesterday. In this show we host the very first Macron Show Virtual Pub Quiz which was a great success. We also called a huge amount of complainers and got some awesome results and we all drank some creamy screamers and had great craic. I’m not gonna describe each of the calls you just need to listen to all of this very special show because it’s totally worth it! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hung over.

Everyone’s In Quarantine – 03/16/20 Hi everyone, firstly if you’re watching this show on the website the YouTube link is for part 1 of the show. We got attacked by hackers after talking about the Coronavirus and had to restart the stream, but the first part is important to see as it contains a very special announcement from Ron. The rest of the show got way, way out of hand. Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned, JustDewit and Brent try to keep things under control whilst calling some really insane complainers. We have a lady who can’t decide if she wants us to talk fast or slow, a man who claims to own a patent on putting words on hats and ends up in the telephone court, we also deal with a whole big bunch of people who for some reason want to change their travel plans because of some massive problem with a virus, or something like that anyway. We also decided to start putting out number out there for people to call in, which I’m not sure is going to work out. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be avoiding Snape.

Meatball Timberlands – 03/09/20 Here we go again, this show features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned, JustDewit and Brent as well as a whole host of the Internet’s finest and freshest complainers. This time around we get a lady who keeps getting her mail stolen every time she buys sneakers, a man who kept opening multiple dating accounts to meet Jewish women, an Amazon customer who simply does not want to pay for our amazing service, we are forced to fire a lady from her job in fast food because of her constant complaints, we deal with repeated customers who didn’t get their orders from Groupon and a lady who bought some fake Timerbland boots and then had the audacity to blame us. We also get a horrible person fired for live streaming medical patients at work and we manage to disrupt some actual face to face meetings! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing Rajeev’s job for him!

The Unappropriate Solution To A Time Machine Problem – 03/02/20 Wow another show that got utterly and totally out of control. I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and JustDewit take on one of the largest steaming piles of pure complainer nonsense that’s ever been tackled on this show. Right at the start we get a guy fired for live streaming people’s medical data at work, we then move on to a bunch of crazy people with missing orders, some very angry fast food customers, a guy with a broken truck who just keeps getting passed around different people, we catch out a very angry and racist lady who wants some free Roblox money (she then proceeds to try and harass us for the entire show), we have another tragic murder suicide incident at the corporate office, we charge some people a subscription to cancel their subscription and we get a very special lady to read out our crazy secret passwords, and there’s so much more too you will just have to listen to this one to catch it all. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be showering off the shame.

Complaining About Complainers – 02/24/20 So we’ve had a few complaints here at the corporate office that we haven’t been doing enough complainer calls lately, which is ironic. Just don’t come crying back to us when there’s a bunch of women peddling cheap Chinese jewellery all over the place. In this show Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel, Brent, Munch, and JustDewit call a whole bunch of crazy and angry complainers just to satisfy your never ending thirst for blood. This time we charge a guy $69 just to change his phone number, we accuse a guy of hacking and cut off his phone service, we try to replace some lady’s broken robot vacuum and there is yet another tragic shooting at a call centre. We also disrupted the confs and managed to sneak in a couple of Facebook Live streams too. We also recorded a brand new song with Kevin so watch out for that next week! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be gun metal.

Tig Ol’ President Bitties Day – 02/17/20 Apparently it’s President’s Day. We didn’t find this out until after the show had started however please assume that that Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, IGotMunsoned, Munch_Magash and Britney meant to do a special holiday show just for you guys! In this show we mostly completely disrupt and annoy really stupid people selling cheap tacky jewellery on Facebook Live and get some great results. We also ruin some conferences, catch up with life in the Manhole and get repeatedly threatened for putting the listeners on hold, and so much more. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hopefully gaming…

Ron In Quarantine – 02/10/20 After contracting a mysterious virus Ron is taken away to an undisclosed location by some shady government men and locked up in quarantine. Despite this minor setback we did try to make a regular show go ahead but it ended up being disrupted by weird nurses in hazmat suits and some kind of zombie apocalypse. We did still manage to get some good complainer calls in and disrupted more than a few conferences. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by next week, but you never know with this show. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be…. brains……

Drax Vs The 49ers – 02/03/20 Another one of those shows that really got out of control for some reason. In this episode Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, IGotMunsoned and DownSouth take on a bunch of complainers, including one guy who sure would make a great voice actor in something! We also shut off some more services for ungrateful phone customers, give out some fantastic advice about managing your online account, sort out some good delivery issues and much more. We also completely disrupt some conferences, freak out some Facebook Live people, make sweet beautiful music with Kevin and we get a very exclusive interview with Jeff’s Mom (who was lovely). Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be showering off the filth.

What A Wonderful Wank – 01/27/20 This show features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Brent and for the first time ever on a live show IGotMunsoned. This is yet another show that really got out of control in places. We got yelled at by a lady who did not want to be charged for service from Microsoft, we made a guy sing for $20,000, we disconnected some ungrateful people’s phone services, Ron calls into a radio show to talk about the host’s moustache and we get Kevin to perform a brand new song for us live (whilst jerking off). We also get the latest on the Phil / Jeff sagas and Ray takes over the Manhole! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be showering off the filth.

The Teddy Bear’s Picnic – 01/20/20 God help you if you know where we got the name of this show from. This one features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel and Brent, and also Kevin. This time around we make sweet music with Kevin (as Ray jerks him off) and we also get Phil to appear on a rap song. We spoke to a very angry man who couldn’t understand why everyone kept falling asleep on him, we disconnect some very ungrateful people’s services, we call a bunch of psychics and try to get help with the plots of various movies chosen by the people in chat and a very kind conference moderator agrees to let Ron run things! This show was loads of fun to make and we have lots more coming up for you guys! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be still trying to fix things…

A Bunch Of Malarkey – 01/13/20 I have to apologise in advance that during this show poor sweet gentle Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Brent and JustDewit and subjected to repeated and horrific racism, sexism, homophobia and general abuse. For some reason the complainers were all fired up today including a very confused Ebay customer who was trying to sell nazi stuff, a woman who’s racist comments got her daughter’s phone disconnected and a really angry man who was trying to promote his racist cartoon. There were many more but these were some of the standouts from this show. We also disrupted some conferences, called some psychics who didn’t see it coming when we talked to them about the plots of movies, and we checked back in with a few of the angry lunatics from the recent Patreon shows. Another great show, sorry it had to be split into two parts on YouTube due to technical issues. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be fixing…

Where’s My Money Mayor? – 01/06/20 It’s the first show of the new year featuring Ron, Ray, DS and Carpel as we get weird with some people on Facebook, try to disrupt some conferences, call into a very sexy gardening show, completely freak out some mayor who didn’t pay for his ho, we tackle a whole bunch of fresh complainers including one guy who kept showing up naked to get his takeout food and a guy who was watching too much porn. Also Ray takes care of some Brexit business in the Manhole. This show was a lot of fun and a great way to start the new year. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be upgrading…

Ackbar And The 3 Psychics – 12/30/19 Ending the year with a bang Ron, Ray, DS, CarpelTunnel and JustDewit decide to switch things up by calling a bunch of psychics to get a free reading and then proceeding to describe the plot of popular movies and TV shows to them as if it was our lives. Ron also repeatedly tries to book a magician to come and do a personal show in his hotel room alone. We also called up and completely freaked out a few other radio stations, attempted to disrupt some conferences and took on a bunch more silly complainer people.Thank you so much to everyone for the support and love during 2019, we already have some major plans for 2020 so do not go anywhere! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be starting the new year off right!

A Tribute To Smizzie – 12/23/19 This show is a very special tribute to our fallen brother Jason AKA Smizzie who sadly passed away last week. In his memory Ron, Ray, CarpelTunnel, DS, Brent, JustDewit, InkedGoddess and more stop by to play all our favourite calls of his and we share a whole bunch of previously unreleased material for you guys. This show is all great calls and laughs with a special tribute at the very end. We also managed to raise over $1500 to buy Smizzie’s son an amazing Christmas gift from all of us at the show. A fitting send off for an amazing person. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing Christmas.