The Macron Show

No Refunds – 04/09/18 Another crazy long show yet again featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess, plus a whole bunch of whiny people demanding refunds for everything from food to shoes to flowers. Some people are just never happy, especially when we try to help them. On top of the big heap of complainers we also managed to hijack a conference call and attempted to cause more animal panic at a hotel. Also one very dumb lady stayed on the phone for ages and still wasn’t happy when Macron offered to service her sexually. No pleasing some people. Still we will continue to do our best. Thank you as always to all our amazing supporters than hit that donate button up there in order to support the show, and everyone that has been sharing the site and links, listening to the live shows or listening via the podcast stream. We love and appreciate every one of you. This is going to be a very busy week for us including Chumley’s birthday show and the possible release of our brand new show ‘The Macron Files’ so be sure to follow us on Mixlr or keep an eye out on all the social media machines to be notified when we go live. See you very very soon everyone!

Attack Of The Chupacabra – 04/07/18 This show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and Dr Charles and once again ended up being stupidly long basically due to how much fun we were all having. We started off dealing with the usual complainers which got us some good results and then moved on to some more hotel panic calls this time involving another riot, a horse and deadly chupacabra with the ability to posses employees and turn them into demons, which could only be saved by the power of the bible. You’re gonna have to listen to fully understand that last part. As always a lot of fun was had and a lot of crazy people had to be dealt with. This show was great fun to make and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it! Thank you to everyone that supported us in various ways. This week we will be back with some midweek special shows including a very special Chumley birthday party on Thursday the 12th of April so do not miss that one. Think we’re gonna try some much earlier shows this week to catch people during business hours in order to maximise the mayhem. Be sure to follow on Mixlr and keep an eye on all the social medias to be notified when we go live. We look forward to seeing you there! Thanks again everyone we love you very much!

Horse Panic – 03/25/18 Get your stinking hooves off me you damn dirty horse! This crazy show features Chumley and Macron and a whole bunch of crazy wild horses. We started with some complainers, which rarely seems to work on a Sunday night, and we also shut down a sex addicts conference just for the lolz. We then proceeded to deal with a serious emergency at a budget motel which involved a small scale riot, a horse and a bunch of goats loose in reception. It was a real serious emergency and for some reason the front desk didn’t even appreciate our assistance with it. Oh well, back again soon y’all!

The InkedGoddess Birthday Bonanza – 03/20/18 Happy Birthday InkedGoddess! This show features InkedGoddess, Macron and Chumley celebrating all things InkedGoddess including great pranks, 80’s music, guns, drugs, nudity and frequent adult situations. Some awesome pranks and loads of fun in this show including trigger happy Macron, the virus and the return of the Sea Tac. I mean what more do you want? How about an angry doctor with tiny feet? A sweaty old man complaining about his camp site? A shootout at Red Lobster? It’s all here and more. I think all the best complainers came out for Inked’s Birthday on this one because this is 6 hours of greatness. We hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed making it and we can’t wait to do it again next year! Love you Inked! Until next time!

The Ringing Show – 03/18/18 This episode features Macron and Chumley and a whole bunch of ringing. Like seriously it’s as if for some reason people didn’t want to talk to a strange number calling in the middle of a Sunday night or something. There’s a few good calls in here and lots of banter but honestly mostly ringing and British swearing, so enjoy that. We managed to get a few complainers, a cool guy who rapped and hijacked a few conferences. We are currently prepping InkedGoddess’ Birthday show, I’m sure that will be much better but enjoy this one too, and sorry for the unusually slow upload, Macron has been sick for 2 days. #PrayForMacron

Discipline My Child And Win A Free PS4 – 03/11/18 This episode features the dynamic duo of Macron and Chumley, with just a little visit from InkedGoddess too. How it went on for nearly 6 hours I do not know. This time around we placed some Craigslist ads for free stuff, but made the callers discipline our rowdy children first, one call ending in tragic results. We also dealt with usual huge list of complainers who are frankly never satisfied with our awesome service these days! On this show we started our new contest which will now be happening on every show. The person who donates the most via our GoFundme during the show will be able to choose from a list of awesome prizes to receive. This week’s winner was Taco Jones, so congrats Mr. Jones! Your prize is currently being organised by Chumley. Thank you to everyone that has continued to support us., It is very much appreciated, and of course we shall return again very soon with more mayhem for your ears!

Breaking Mad – 03/03/18 Back again with another massive show in less than 24 hours as promised thanks to all you awesome supporters! This time we had to face the horrors of a lady who was clearly using her prescription to become an international drug dealer, a seriously angry dental patient, a couple who didn’t want to pay for their furniture and a lady who joined our wig of the month club and then didn’t want to pay for her wigs. There are some terrible people out there and it’s a good job Macron and Chumley are around to deal with them. Once again a massive thanks for all the recent support, to everyone that listened live or if you’re listening on the podcast. We’ll be back yet again sooner than you think!

Chumley And Macron’s Cat Neutering And Dentistry Service – 03/02/18 In this show Macron and Chumley try to tackle some important medical issues, such as dealing with smelly apartments, bizarre dentistry issues and even the ever growing problem of fatty, greasy, thighs. We had to bring in a team of top scientist from NASA and SpaceX to decipher one lady’s complaint and we even helped cellphone customer to set up their voicemail properly. I never understand why some people seem so ungrateful when we go to such lengths to help but we promise to keep on trying. Since the listeners were so awesome with the donations this week we are going to do another live show tomorrow night (03/03/18) as we just have so much important business to attend to so don’t miss out as it’s going to be another wild one. Thank you to all that listened and especially all the supporters who help keep this show in business, we’ll be right back!

Sybians And Cigarettes – 02/24/18 This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess and somehow nearly made it to 6 hours this time! Crazy! In this one we placed some more ads on Craigslist for free cigarettes and had people calling and texting for them throughout the whole show. For some reason not many wanted to exchange sexual favours for them or meet in fast food restrooms to get them, people are strange. We also handled the usual mess of silly complainers ranging from a couple stuck at the airport for 14 hours to a lady who rejected my offer of servicing her sexually to calm her down. Some people are just never happy with our amazing customer service, yet we will keep trying. Lots of great calls again on this show, massive thank you to everyone that caught the show live and especially the awesome people who donated schmeckles towards the cause. I appreciate it so much you guys! Please help us out by sharing macronshow.com on all your social medias or even just force your friends and family to listen to the live shows, tie them up if you have to, they will thank you later! Lots of love to you all. We are currently plotting a midweek show this week due to the sheer number of customers we still have to deal with so hopefully that will happen. Until then enjoy this show and we’ll see you real soon!

Thirsty Cleats And Caffeinated Hairy Teats – 02/19/18 This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess in yet another 5 damn hours of solid madness. I think the show name speaks for itself here, although actually probably not, you’re just going to have to listen to all 5 hours to understand what we went through with this week’s barrage of complainers, whiners, bad parents and confused customers. Had some great calls again in this show, highlights include a guy who was very upset about his lack of morning coffee due to the lazy night clerks, a couple of really lazy parents who paid the price for letting their smartphone be a babysitter, as well as people demanding free stuff ranging from a free wedding ring to a free car and everything in between. Thank you to all that managed to catch the live show and joined in the chat and especially big thanks to everyone that donated schmeckles towards the Macron Show cause, your support really means a great deal to me. As always we’ll be back again very soon, enjoy the podcast and please keep sharing the site with your friends!

The Runaway Technician – 02/10/18 This show features Macron, Chumley, Dr. Charles and the return of Inked Goddess! It was another long show but packed with great calls this time, we really got lucky with some fantastic complainers ranging from pharmacies, washing machines, restaurants and a technician who, for some strange reason, decided to run away from a customer’s house during a TV install. This show had so many great calls I can’t even list them all here, so you’ll just have to listen for yourself. A great deal of fun was had by all and it was awesome to have Dr. Charles and Inked back in business again to supervise us. As always a massive thanks to the people who donated hard earned schmeckles to help the show, I appreciate it so much. Also thanks to everyone who listened live, people listening on the podcast and everyone that supports in some way by sharing our shows on social media, we love you all! We will be back very soon with more crazy mischief and shenanigans so stay tuned to macronshow.com!

The 2018 Super Bowl Fiasco – 02/04/18 Sorry for the slight delay in uploading this show but I hope you’ll enjoy it anyway. Obviously Macron and Chumley spent Super Bowl 2018 trying to bother people who were actually watching Super Bowl 2018. Results were mixed, for some reason a lot of silly people were watching some sports event and didn’t want to listen to our crap, but eventually we got some good calls in there anyway, and as always we had lots of fun along the way. Just want to say a big thank you again to all the people who have been sharing our links and especially those who have been kind enough to donate some schmeckles to the cause, it really means a lot to us! We’ll be back sooner than you think with more crazy prank calls, see you all then!

Hold Please – 01/28/18 Back yet again already! Macron and Chumley with another crazy long show because we still have many many complaints to take care of, ranging from old men ordering gay porn to old ladies ordering books on tantric sex, and one lady who could not seem to stop getting put on hold. Another super fun show which once again started slowly but really got going. Thank you to all the people who donated, there were lots of you this time and we REALLY appreciate the support, thank you to everyone that listened live and joined in the fun and everyone listening to this on the podcast. We will of course be back again sooner than you think with more mayhem so be sure to follow us on Mixlr for the alerts or keep an eye on the social media machines!

Kill The Body And The Head Will Die – 01/25/18 Another bonkers show featuring Macron and Chumley, the second one this week and it’s not over yet! In this one we set to work on a whole bunch of new Internet complainers. It was a slow start with not a lot of people answering initially but boy did it soon pick up! The best call of the night was probably the lady with the flea infested urine soaked TV, I won’t say any more but you can catch that on YouTube shortly! As always thank you to all the people that kindly donated, listened live and generally supported us, we love you a lot for that. We hope you enjoy this show as much as we enjoyed making it and you can probably expect yet another one this weekend as Chumley and Macron have a lot of customer service business to attend to. See you soon!

Posting Solutions LLC RIP PLC – 01/22/18 A crazy long show, back to the old days with Macron on a Monday! This show features just Macron and Chumley doing nearly 6 hours of insane complainers calls, hotel calls and tonnes of banter and chatter too. Lots of fun doing this show as not only did we get loads of amazing results, particularly from the complainers, but everyone had a lot of fun and that’s what really counts. The show is really starting to expand now. We’ve been upgrading equipment thanks to your kind support (http://macronshow.com/donate) Keep an eye on the YouTube channel too (http://youtube.com/ronblackman) as we’re finally going to start making good use of it and try to get at least a few new best call videos out there every week from now on, useful for those who don’t have time for 6 full hours of insanity. Thank you again to everyone involved, especially Chumley for all the hard work and epic calls and banter and love to InkedGoddess and Dr Charles wherever you are out there! Thanks to everyone that listened live or is listening on the podcast. We’re hoping to do an extra show this week due to all the numbers we still have so watch this space!

Am I My Mother’s Son? – 01/13/18 This show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and surprise visit from Llama. This week we learn a great deal about family dynamics and how to stop cold callers in their tracks. We dealt with more angry shoppers and fast food eaters and yet again we got yelled at for our efforts for some reason. Then this hobo Llama showed up and started bothering some hotel guests just like the good old days. A blast was had by all! Thank you to everyone that listened live and especially those who were kind enough to donate, we REALLY appreciate donations at the moment right now as we expand the show, you can help out big time by hitting the donate button on the site or going to http://macronshow.com/donate to see the options. We love you all and we’ll be right back!

EBT By Drone – 01/08/18 Good day friends. This week Macron and Chumley bravely took on the entire world’s complaints, from broken drone cables to refunding pizzas with food stamps we had it all covered. A lot of people yelled a lot this week my ears are still hurting. I’m not sure if it’s just the time of year but everyone seemed to be in a really bad mood. Either way we did our best to put things right. Oh and there was also a surprise appearance from Train Wreck who came in to the Macron Show Studio for a little chat and even did a classic hotel prank call for us. Overall a merry time was had by all. We love you and can’t wait to see you again very soon!

Macron Returns – 12/31/17 That’s right folks Macron is finally back, like Carlito’s wife after the Ashley Madison Leak. I’m sorry I was gone for so long but I hope we managed to explain everything during the show so don’t miss a moment of this one. This show features Macron, Inked Goddess, THE RETURN OF DR CHARLES! and one of our brand new hosts Mr. Chumley. Again everything that’s happened is explained during the show so just listen and you’ll see why there’s no more Bender from Corporate on this show. He got rinsed in the chat when we were live like Dwight with his wash rag on a stick. We all fought like hell to keep this show going for you and I am grateful as hell for all the supporters and kind messages. I also have to say fuck you to the amount of trolls and haters from PLA and PCN. Especially people sad enough to make fun of a seriously ill man. Brad, I’m glad that for Christmas you got your PC back from the FBI but keep fucking with us and things are gonna get a whole heap worse. I promised no more beef but 2018 is going to be OUR year, just wait until you see what we got lined up. So if you wanna play at being assholes then let’s play. Otherwise leave us alone and we’ll do the same. But trust you don’t want this to go back to the bad old days this time, especially when we have one person with nothing to lose. To everyone else I hope you had a great Christmas and you’re gonna have an amazing 2018. Despite everything I have nothing but love for everyone and keep it locked right here because we have an epic year coming up. Macron Show Forever.

Don’t Cry, Shitwolf – 10/21/17 A special show this week to commemorate the life of Mr. John Dunsworth AKA Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys who very sadly passed away this week just a month after being on this very show, and also Gord Downie of The Tragically Hip. Featuring Macron, Jeremy and InkedGoddess we placed some ads for a free TV and tried to get people to come to an actual trailer park. We also handled all the world’s complainers once again and got drunk as fuck in the process to honour our much loved trailer park supervisor. Thank you so much to everyone that supported this week and everyone that joined in the live show. Much love to everyone involved with Trailer Park Boys and to John’s family during this difficult time. We hope we did you proud shit hawk and we hope you’re enjoying a little drinky poo wherever you are, you will be missed. Love to all the Macron Show fans we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon!

Straight Outta Crumpton – 10/07/17 This show just features Macron and Deloris, Ben had to suddenly flee the country over some problems, he might be back soon though. This week we focused on some very angry complainers ranging from more bad food to missing deliveries and dusty TV boxes. We had a few great results despite Macron being very sick and we still managed to do a few hours of crazy entertainment. We just launched a new competition to win an awesome Rick and Morty themed prize, look for that on all the social media pages or leave a message here if you want to know how to enter. Thank you to all the amazing people that have supported us this month and everyone that listened live. We’ll be back real soon!

The End Of The World Show – 09/23/17 Time to celebrate the end of the world in style! This show features Macron, InkedGoddess and Jeremy From Corporate. With Planet X about to collide with Earth and the North Koreans planning to nuke us all we thought we’d go out with a bang! This week as well as handling the usual business of all the world’s complainers we placed more ads on Craigslist for free cigarettes and had people come meet us at an Indian casino and bingo hall, with some amazing results. A few people really weren’t happy about our PCP cigarettes or offers of no strings attached sex, I have no idea why. Dr.XXX even managed to go there with a camera for us and see the chaos that we caused so thank you for this week’s show picture sir! Thank you as always to everyone that has supported recently with all the amazing donations and other help, it’s really really appreciated! Love you all lots and see you again very soon!

Karl’s Free Cigarette Co – 09/16/17 This show features Macron, Deloris and Jeremy From Corporate finally back again! Sorry it’s been so long since the last show but we promise not to do it again. For this show we placed ads on Craigslist for free cigarettes and then had people go collect them from a certain racist motel owner, with some great results. We dealt with a whole fresh cacophony of complainers from bad fast food to bad motels. As usual people didn’t really appreciate our hard work though! Thank you to everyone that has hit that donate button recently, everyone that has written me such nice messages while I’ve been away dealing with life and to the almost 1000 now subscribed on the Youtube machines. I love you all and I’ll see you again real soon!

Trouble At Dick’s – 08/27/17 Back again already! This show features Macron, Inkedgoddess and Jeremey From Corporate. This time as well as our usual collection of awesome complainer calls we also placed an ad for some free Beats headphones and then had a bunch of people all meet at the same place (Dick’s) to see how that would go down, confusion and hilarity ensued. We also dealt with a bunch of fast food complaints, a woman who’s daughter’s hair got all messed up and someone who was very rude about her missing pizza delivery. A lot of fun was had by all and we will be back once again very soon with more! Love you all and have a great week!

Don’t Use The Force Luke – 08/23/17 I’m just gonna start right off by saying we pranked Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill, on this show! I did the whole Comcast routine on him, you’ll just have to listen. Mark I am very very sorry and I love you! Please don’t sue me as I have no money! This show also featured Macron, Jeremy from corporate and Deloris, oh and Mr. Fucking Lahey John Dunsworth did a little promo for us when we called him, what a show! Still kind of in shock that all this happened. We also did a whole big batch of complainer calls and some hotel calls to make up for the lack of a show last Saturday. I hope you all enjoy this one as much as we did, we will be back very soon with more! Love you all!

Everyone Knows It’s Wendy – 08/12/17 Back with another crazy show featuring Macron, Jeremy from corporate and InkedGoddess / Deloris! We mostly handle complainers once again with some amazing results this time. We almost got someone arrested for storming into the office at a certain fast food joint, we dealt with broken furniture, bad food, bad service, got Jeremy fired again and argued with some rednecks. Plus much much more, you’ll just have to listen to all 5+ hours to appreciate the fun we had. Thank you very much once again to everyone that supported, if you want a shoutout too please hit that donate link! Watch out for Macron streaming Nintendo Switch games this week, be sure to keep up with the latest YouTube videos and we will be back very soon with much more too!

Complaining And Re-Complaining Myself – 07/29/17 This show features Macron, Jeremy and Deloris. Macron and Jeremy were both very sick this week and Deloris was late, but despite all of this we still made an awesome show with some great calls once again. This week we focused entirely on complainers again and tried to right all of the world’s problems, with some mixed results. We had a lot of people moaning about Burger King messing up, as well as some bad airlines, hotels and stores. As usual I don’t feel that our efforts to help were appreciated much. Thank you very much for all the recent donations and support. Please keep sharing the site and the YouTube machines and donating where you can, it means a lot and helps us keep going. See you again next time!

Macron And Deloris Get Unprofessionable – 07/23/17 This week’s show just features Macron backed up by supervisor Deloris. Don’t worry though because we got some classic calls this time. Yet again Macron tries to handle the business of dealing with all the Internet’s complaints, from bad fast food to missing mail orders we have it covered. No matter how reasonable we try to be these people just don’t seem to appreciate our efforts. One particular lady told us her entire life story and despite having her issue escalated to many many different supervisors she still was not appeased! We also had a few fast food customers who did not like the terrible food and were even more unhappy about our service. You just can’t win with some people! Oh well, we’ll keep on trying and we’ll be back very soon with even more important business. Hopefully we can keep things professionable. Thank you to everyone that has been kind enough to hit that donate link and supported us, it really means a lot. Love you all and see you real soon!

Deloris Clydetoris Handles The Business – 07/15/17 Sorry for the short break there! This show featured Macron, InkedGoddess, Jeremey from Corporate and our latest addition Deloris Clydetoris (she drives a Taurus) handling a multitude of complex complaints and problems from our secret underground corporate office lair. This time we dealt with more messed up food, broken laptops, incorrect orders and a redneck who couldn’t get a darn loan. We also gave birth to an awesome new character called Deloris! Sorry for the few technical issues we had this week, it was someone else’s fault. Thank you to everyone that listened live and supported us, it’s very much appreciated. Please hit the donate button up there in the menu if you want to help us out and keep this show going! Lots of love to you all and see you very soon!

Complainers Killers And Crackheads – 07/01/17 Another crazy show featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and for the first time Diesel! Once again we focus on resolving all the world’s complaints. From bad internet providers to shoddy fast food we have it all covered. This time around Macron killed Jeremy yet again, and then chopped up his body to put on pizza, the customer was only concerned with getting her refund though! We also tried to get multiple crack heads fighting at fast food joints, attempted to get Ben a prostitute and single handedly improved the customer service over at Comcast. I want to say a huge thank you to everyone that donated recently, it’s really appreciated right now and I love you all for helping out and supporting. If you want to dontate to the cause to keep things going you can do so at http://macronshow.com/donate thank you all and see you again very soon!

Fidget Spinners And Cuckoldry – 06/24/17 This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess mostly dealing with a whole host of different complainers. We got some awesome results this week, from bad food to undelivered fidget spinners this show has it all. We even rounded things off with a call to a cuckolding life coach, no I’m not making that up! We also called a few crazy people selling random things on Craigslist including Mystic Mitch the magician, who was kind of a jerk actually. I just want to take a moment to thank all the amazing people who have donated recently, if you want to support too and help make more shows happen you can do so using the donate button on the site. I am pleased to report we are now broadcasting classic shows 24/7 via Mixlr or you can listen directly from the site. Please keep supporting and sharing the links whenever you can and we will see you all very soon!

Faulty Muffin Balls – 06/17/17 Another epic show, this one filled to the brim with controversy and great calls. We had some absolutely awesome complainer pranks in this one, from faulty muffins, bad food and terrible service to more marijuana and security issues in hotel rooms this show had it all. I even left the stupidly controversial call to Scotty’s mother in which I take no credit for at all. Thank you so much to all the generous people who have donated recently to make even more shows happen, as a bonus for you guys I am now broadcasting classic shows from over the years around the clock right here via my Mixlr. If you want to support the cause and make even more shows happen and help me upgrade all the equipment machines then please hit the donate button on the site. As always stay tuned as there is a whole lot more to come!

Vote For The Macron Party – 06/10/17 Following on from the British election another crazy show for your ears! Featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess, Dr. Charles and for the first time ever Mr. Smokey McPot. In this show we focused exclusively on the never ending list of complainers we have to deal with and got some excellent results! Whether you have a complaint about your pizza, Internet, shopping or just life in general we have you covered! Sadly our favourite racist motel owners seems to have given up talking to us, but that didn’t stop us from trying. We also managed to kill Jeremy yet again! There were so many classic complainers calls in this show that I don’t know where to begin, you’ll just have to listen to the whole epic show to catch them all. We will of course be back very soon with much more so stay tuned!

Quality Cuckwear And PC Repair – 06/03/17 The most ridiculously long show in a very long time! Featuring Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess. On this show we call up a whole heap of complainers, a few stores and of course our favourite motel. We had some good results and I tried to keep the length of this show down by editing out the breaks and stuff. The main reason for the length of this show is the last call, which lasted for several hours! We called a lady who was complaining about her antivirus not working, and after having her look at some hardcore porn for a while we eventually decided to be nice and fix her PC. This took an incredible amount of time due to her being out in the country, but I am pleased to report we got things working! We even had to remote in to her PC and spend some time cleaning everything up and making her antivirus work, but we did it! I’ll post a little screenshot below. We even gave her a fetching new desktop wallpaper while we were at it. Take note AVG, this is real customer service! We have so much more to come so as always stay tuned!

The Fate Of The Furious – 05/28/17 They tried to stop this show but they couldn’t do it! This was one of the craziest shows in a long time. Featuring Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess we started the show with a rundown of this week’s crazy people, which turned out hilarious. We then checked in with the Sea Tac only to find out that some helpful listener has changed their voicemail for us. I think at this point we’ve made it way too obvious to them who we are lol. We then proceeded to get a whole bunch of classic complainer calls including yet another tragic Comcast murder suicide situation. There were a whole load of other great complainers to enjoy that I won’t spoil here. We ended things by causing mayhem at Long John Silver’s and managed to get one manager to fill up an entire bucket with Pepsi for some reason, and got a few of them to cut off the power. Needless to say a lot of fun was had during this show, I hope you all enjoy and since we had so many numbers left over due to all the great pickups we’ll have to get back to them very soon!

Cucking At The Bridge Club – 05/21/17 A shorter show this week and no longer on the stupid schedule. So to be honest with you guys I got a little stick of having to make the exact same show time every week, it becomes kind of a chore. We’re now going back to the good old days of just doing shows whenever we feel like. You can expect shorter but more frequent shows from now on and hopefully they will be even more fun! This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess calling up some classic complainers, our friends in Seat Tac, some motels and then some more bridge clubs, where we tried to arrange some fun nights of cuckoldry. Thank you to everyone that listened live and especially those who have supported our campaign to get Macron over to the States to visit the Sea Tac Crest Motor Inn! We will be back real soon with more mayhem, so stay tuned!

Bill Gates’ Boston Pancake – 05/13/17 This show title says it all! This episode features Macron (duh!) Dr. Charles, Ben and InkedGoddess. This week we started with some of our regular Twitter complainers. Then, for some reason, we decided to call everyone in Bill Gates’ neighborhood because of course that’s a great idea. Don’t worry though because none of us definitely lives there. Ahem. As usual we managed to get yelled at by Karl and the Sea Tac Crest and did some funny calls to other motel rooms, cuckoldry and marijuana were involved. We ended things by bothering some high class prostitutes, even managing to get one to agree to come and shit on Bill Gates, after eating some tacos of course. More high class discreet hijinks coming very soon so keep it locked to MacronShow.com as always!

Vive La Macron – 04/29/17 Just another silly show, in celebration of Macron being about to win the French Presidency Macron, Ben (AKA Jeremy), InkedGoddess and Dr. Charles decided to call up a bunch of French Restaurants and try to introduce the world to French swear words instead of Indian ones this week. Dr. Charles of course back from his stint in jail after botching Ben’s penis surgery. As well as messing with the French we of course checked in with our favorite racist motel owners (Poor Karl was out sick tonight!) and we handled another group of moody Twitter complainers with a few good results, my favorite this week being Blake who ran a fetish porn site on the sly! We also checked in with Ralph the Redneck and his girlfriend (who everyone knows is Wendy!). We also caused mayhem at another long stay hotel amongst other random calls. Much fun was had by all once again, thank you so much for all the donations and fan mail this week. As always if you want to help out you can donate using the link on this very page or by sending numbers to [email protected]

Cucking On Gas – 04/22/17 Another stupidly long show, mostly thanks to our new friend Ralph the Redneck. This show featured Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess. Ben once again wanted to host a cuckold party so we did our best. We started with our usual Twitter complainer customers, we then moved on to some restaurants, hotels and motels (obviously including our favourite racist motel!) and then did some classic Craiglist calls which is where we met our new pal Ralph the Redneck who wanted to talk to us for some considerable time. We actually called him twice because he was so much fun. Special mention to Scott and Jon who donated a considerable sum of money to sponsor tonight’s show, we really appreciate that! Also thanks to everyone that listened live, donated or gave us numbers, every bit of help is greatly appreciated. As always stay tuned because we have a lot more to come!

The Great United Easter Hoedown Throwdown – 04/16/17 This show featured Macron and InkedGoddess only, Ben is recovering from a botched penis enlargement operation carried out by Dr. Charles who is also currently in jail for malpractice. We are hoping they will both be back in time for next week’s show. In this episode we celebrated Easter by taking advantage of the recent United controversy over the passenger who was forcibly thrown off an overbooked flight and called up a bunch of their customers who weren’t really too keen to discuss it with us. We then moved on to causing more chaos at the bridge club from the last show, which ended with a funny surprise for their Director. Of course we also checked in regularly with our favourite racist motel owner. Thanks so much to everyone that listened live and for all the donations that came in this week, we really appreciate it. Stay tuned for much more madness to come! You can now find us easily by simply typing macron.show into your web browser, so give it a go!

Barackron – 04/01/17 Another crazy and epic long show this time featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess, Dr Charles, Motherfucker Jones and a special cameo from Barack Obama! Happy April Fools Day everyone! In this show we interview Barack Obama, we deal with recent controversy over United Air and passengers wearing leggings / yoga pants. We then go on to cause utter mayhem for another bridge club, had great success in messing with our regular weekly favourite racist motel owner and we finish things off by doing some direct dial hotel calls. This was a crazy show with some awesome results, the best probably being a call to an angry United customer which sadly resulted in the tragic death of customer service rep Kim (don’t worry though because she’ll be alright really!) Thank you so much to everyone for the recent support and donations and those that managed to catch the show live. We will be back very soon with more craziness!

Scientrollogy – 03/25/17 A very special show featuring Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben, InkedGoddess and we were joined by Mr. Mike Rinder, former member of the Church of Scientology and star of Louis Theroux’s My Scientology Movie as well the TV series Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath! We were honoured to have Mike on at the start of the show for an exclusive interview where we talked not only about Scientology but also comedy and life in general and a few other surprises. It was an amazing interview and not to be missed and we were all very thankful to Mike for agreeing to join us after we actually prank called him by accident a couple of weeks ago! Such a good time was had. After the big interview we moved onto our silly attempts at comedy calling up a whole bunch of Twitter complainers, as always our favourite racist motel owner. We also called some U.K. w*nkers to remind them to put their clocks forward, which they didn’t seem to appreciate. We then caused absolute mayhem at a hotel and ended things by calling the front desk to hear the aftermath. Overall another long an epic show which was lots of fun. As always stay tuned as we have much, much, more to come! Love you guys!

The Macron And Dr Charles Murder Suicide Incident – 03/18/17 Oh boy where to start with this one. This show featured Macron, Ben, Dr. Charles and David K. We started by calling our favourite racist motel owners and quickly moved on to our usual weekly batch of Twitter complainers and ended in complete tragedy. Basically the story goes that a certain airline customer named Stephen had made some very negative comments about his flight experience and Ben called up, obviously to try and resolve the situation. Things quickly took a turn for the worse when Dr. Charles proceeded to murder Macron and then committed suicide by jumping from his office window leaving the poor customer as a witness to the murder suicide and having to recount the story to Investigator David. I’ll leave you to make up your own minds about this terrible tragedy but I hope you’ll agree that the ending was hilarious. Obviously this sort of thing is bound to happen when you complain on Twitter. After we managed to calm down and Macron and Dr. Charles returned from the dead we called a few UK w*nkers and some hotel guests before calling it a night. Thanks as always to everyone involved, especially InkedGoddess for getting us awesome numbers as always and everyone that listened live on the Mixlr machine. We’ll be back again real soon with more hilarious insanity.

Revenge Of The Complankers – 03/13/17 I’m not even sure where to begin with this show as I’m still kinda speechless. We decided to do a bonus extra show this week as we still had lots of numbers left over and a little extra time on our hands, and I’m sure glad we did. This show featured Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben and InkedGoddess AKA The Dream Team. We started by calling a bunch of Twitter complainers, messed with our favourite racist hotel owners and caused chaos at some other random hotels. We also woke a few UK w*nkers to help with their water supply issues, a new fan favourite! In possibly the strangest twist of fate ever on the Macron show we ended up calling up a very special celebrity completely by accident and totally at random which left us on the back foot to say the least. As it turned out he was incredibly cool and seemed to dig our warped sense of humour and ended up doing a brief interview with us before potentially agreeing to make a VERY special appearance on a future show. Right now I don’t really want to say too much about what happened, you will just have to listen to the whole show to figure this one out. Needless to say we are now in touch with this person and hoping to put together a very special incredible guest appearance on an upcoming show. We are beyond excited by this and could not be more grateful for how cool this person was and the potential that this has created. I can’t say any more right now but just stay tuned for future updates. If you listened to the show and know who I’m talking about please send any ideas for questions or other suggestions to [email protected]. It’s certainly going to be a busy week for our little team. Thank you to everyone that listened live, donated money to the cause and supported us by sharing the shows and YouTube links. Our fans have been so awesome with all the support and we are super grateful for every single one of you whether you listen live or on the podcast feeds. Please help us out however you can whether it’s by donating, sharing the links or just joining in the fun. We love you all so much and we have so much more great content coming up so don’t miss a moment of it! Special mention to my homeboy Ronald Jenkees who’s music I used during the background and show outro. He’s a musical genius and you should all hit up ronaldjenkees.com and buy his music!

Complankers – 03/11/17 Wow this show really got away from us. Far too long and far too crazy. Once again featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and the return from the dead of Dr. Charles! We started off with a bunch of Twitter complainers and somehow moved on to restaurants and calling our favourite racist hotel owners. We did get some good Comcast complainer results including a lengthy and lurid incident involving a technician and a customer’s housemate and a self proclaimed Uber hacker. We also called some restaurants to do customer surveys. We then kinda lost the plot and grew weary of people not picking up or reacting how we wanted and decided to go old school and call UK wnkers, something we haven’t done for a while. It’s funny how people in the UK don’t seem to like being called at 3am to be reminded what time it is or have them flush their toilets for us. Ben was also somehow unable to get a taxi from Newcastle to London and was called a sick bstard by one lady (new sound clip incoming!) I genuinely don’t know how this show ended up going on for 7 hours but a lot of fun was had anyway. I want to give a special shoutout to ‘Dan C’ who sponsored tonight’s show and made a huge donation to us, we are so grateful. We are currently planning an extra special additional show for Monday to get back on track with all the important customer support calls we didn’t get around to so hopefully watch out for that, either way we will back as always next Saturday too. Thank you and much love to all our fans for the incredible support recently!

The Big Comcast Fight Incident – 03/04/17 Oh wow, probably my favourite show in a long time simply because of the last call, skip to around 3 hours 30 minutes to hear the epic firing of Jeremiah and the terrible fight at Comcast! This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess once again handling some Uber calls and some awesome Comcast / cable complainers, all culminating in the most epic prank to date, the fistfight between Ron and Jeremiah at Comcast. So much fun was had on this show, I want to thank everyone that listened live and has been supporting us recently. Please don’t miss the amazing animated cartoon show on YouTube or the big announcement about the Macron movie. We will be back next Saturday afternoon as always! Love you all!

The Uber Cuckold Experiment – 02/25/17 This show features Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and the first ever live appearance from Motherf*cker Jones himself! We tried a little experiment with placing a Craigslist ad for people to cuckold our wife, with mixed results. We also had some awesome complainers this time focusing on the current Uber debacle and got some amazing reactions, one guy was literally shaking with rage after being insulted by AT&T and Samsung at the same time! There was much more hilarity in the episode too. Huge thanks to Inkedgoddess for helping with the numbers and being an amazing supervisor / cuckolded wife. Thank you to everyone that listened. The big news is we are now aiming for a regular Saturday night time-slot so you guys will have a better chance of catching us live! Stay tuned for more news on that and keep checking macronshow.com for more crazy antics, we have some great stuff coming up for you guys!

Cuckold Comcast Complainers – 02/18/17 This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess as well as whole lot of Twitter Complainers! We got a lot of great calls in this show which was on a little later than planned while Macron fixed his stupid computer. We now have the ringing sound back when we make calls which makes things a whole lot better, no thanks to Skype. This show includes a guy whose family look at transvestite porn during the middle of the night, a very angry ‘plus sized lifestyle blogger’ and a mother and daughter team whose annual tradition of birthday burgers was ruined forever, to name but a few of the awesome calls. We also messed with a few people selling fitness equipment on Craigslist and ended with a very bizarre call to a dude who charges money to do people’s homework for them. There were also some special messages from ‘MotherF*cker Jones’ that are not to be missed. Massive massive thank you to InkedGoddess who once again did most of the hard work in terms of finding and organising the numbers and keeping us on track! Thank you also to everyone that listened and joined in live and stay tuned for much much more to come!

The Pre Super Bowl Washout – 02/04/17 I named this show after only just realising the Super Bowl is tomorrow and because hardly any of the complainers we called picked up. We shall make up for this with a new Super Bowl special show tomorrow. This show featured Macron, Ben, Inked Goddess, Marvici from Marvici’s Madhouse and sadly just a special announcement from Dr. Charles that he is retiring from the show for good. We love you Dr. C, you had a great run and we hope to have you back as a guest one day. For this show we had an incredible amount of Twitter complainers lined up, sadly most of whom decided not to pick up when we called. This forced us to move on to some hotels, restaurants and other random calls. A lot of fun was still had. Macron challenged Marvici to a rap battle again and lots of great ideas for the future were born. I want to especially thank Inked Goddess. As many of you have already seen I have been recovering from a serious head injury resulting in concussion recently and combined with the painkillers I’m on I am not my usual highly organised self. Inked Goddess stepped up to help with managing the numbers and keeping me on track and it was greatly appreciated. Keep it locked to MacronShow.com as we have so much more to come.

Trump Day – 01/21/17 Happy Trump Day! Well I just don’t know where to begin with this epic show. To start with I should mention that Macron was suffering from a concussion from an accident a couple of days ago and high on pain killers and somehow still managed to deliver and amazing show. This one features the new Macron Dream Team of Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben and Inkedgoddess. We started things off with a lot of politics and general chat. We officially launched the first ever Macron Show competition to win some amazing prizes. We mainly focused on Twitter complainers getting some great results, particularly from some angry Comcast customers. As those of you who listened live on Mixlr will already know we did accidentally upset a lady with a disabled son over one of our Comcast pranks. We did go to great to lengths to make things right, firstly by admitting it was all a joke and then also offering to buy her son a brand new Playstation game to make up for our hijinx, an offer that still stands. I obviously won’t give out that person’s name but our offer does still stand. If you’d like to contact me at [email protected] then all the hosts and staff here at the Macron show would love to buy you a new Playstation game to say sorry and would love to have you on the show as a guest one day to do some pranks with us or just to talk, we would truly love to be your friend. Anyone that missed it will have to listen to this show to understand what happened but we hope you will see the funny side. We rounded things off with a few more random calls and even more chatter to end this crazy 6 hour show! Please stay tuned to macronshow.com as we have so much more to come this year. Thank you to all that listened live, donated money and entered the competition, or those listening on the podcast. I love you all very much! – Macron

Friday The 13th With Macron – 01/13/17 Happy Friday the 13th everyone! This show featured Macron and Ben Franklin (who fell asleep in the middle of a call!). To celebrate Friday the 13th we called a huge list of Twitter complainers and brought them lots of good luck with their issues. We had some really fantastic calls on this show, thanks to InkedGoddess who has now officially joined the Macron team as our chief number finder and social media manager. Really grateful for all the effort put in to get us such awesome numbers. We had a lady who was angry about her poor quality flowers, a nice lady who gave us some celebrity phone numbers and a very angry couple who made a slanderous video about Delta and got into a great argument with us (look for that one on YouTube!). After Ben nodded off Macron also managed to get in a few great hotel calls, including the ever popular dream patrol. Thank you so much to everyone that has donated recently and helped us out by sharing the site and videos and stuff, it helps greatly. I promise there will definitely not be so much time in between shows going forward, we are now going back to at least weekly shows, including some new style shows coming very soon and a few big surprises. 2017 is going to be a great year for Macron fans!