The Macron Show

Sweet Capuchin Monkey – 07/15/18 Sweet Capuchin Monkeys we’re back again! After a short break to move house Macron and Chumley return again with more crazy nonsense. In this show we tried to call a scammer selling sweet capuchin monkeys, made a preacher cook and taste his own urine, made the whole Build A Bear pay your age debacle even worse and generally had a good time hanging out with our awesome listeners. Thank you for all the amazing support recently during our little absence and especially everyone that donated so I could do shows via 4G until I get actual Internet here, we have loads of cool stuff coming up this week including more shows and the launch of Chimble’s Cage, the super secret section of the website for all our supporters! Stay tuned for that and much much more!

Independence Day Dumbness – 07/04/18 Today we celebrate our independence! By calling up a bunch of complainers and random stuff for sale on Craigslist of course. This special show features Macron and Chumley and real bunch of very special people, and by very special I mean REALLY stupid people this time. This show is a little shorter than usual as Macron is in the middle of moving to a brand new super secret base of operations in which to conduct the business and so has to get up real early tomorrow to move his high tech studio and pranking machines! We promise that the next shows will be longer to make up for this outrageous insult and the measly 3 hours of prank callings that we managed. This show features a guy who doesn’t understand how buy one get 3 free works, a lady who’s kids were traumatised by an IHOP ad and so much more stupidity! Thank you so much for all of the very generous donations during this show, it really helps out with the preparations for the new base! Thank you to everyone that listened live and all of you checking out the podcast. We love you and we’ll see you again real soon!

Big Chimpin – 06/29/18 Oh man he finally went there. Advance warning tonight’s intro music was only about 10 minutes long instead of the usual 20 as I was super late getting started due to some obligations, nevertheless this show was still awesome. Macron and Chumley take on the world’s complainers once again with some amazing results, a very angry lady who didn’t like the staff at the Olive Garden, a Yankee who got told he wasn’t welcome at the waffle house and a very confused man who didn’t seem to understand why his fridge broke to name but a few. Thank you as always to our supporters and live listeners and to Dani for the awesome after show, it was a blast. Despite Macron being super busy we will continue to keep up the daily Youtube videos and hope to have even more mayhem this weekend, so stay tuned and remember that we love each and every one of you!

Revenge Of The Rednecks – 06/24/18 Back once again like the crazy maniacs we are Macron and Chumley do another epic long show to end a great weekend of pranks thanks to our awesome supporters. Named this show after a very special little guy with more than a few hangups on racial issues, listen to find out all about it. We also had some very angry complainers who for some strange reason seem to be able to hear us when we’re on hold including multiple fast food complaints as usual, problems at the dollar store, people getting fired, arguments about cable, water companies making a big mess (more of a YOU problem tbh) and much much more. As always thank you so much to our supporters, people who listened live and everyone listening to the podcast. We will be back again very soon. Love you all!

Poop In A Jar – 06/22/18 That’s right poop in a jar people! It happened! This show features Macron and Chumley back in action yet again with another crazy long show thanks to all the fans who listened live, who just won’t let me stop! This week we got a dude to poop in a jar to check for worms, listed off an extensive list of porno parody titles to a really cool guy, got yelled at extensively by a guy over a 20 Cent discrepancy when he purchased Coca Cola, offered a replacement skeleton to a guy with a stolen iPhone and much much more. This was one of the best shows for a while with loads of pickups and callbacks and general crazy behaviour. Lots of people were super cool and donated to the cause, which we really appreciate! Hoping to do another awesome show on Sunday so be sure to tune in to hear that live. Follow us on Mixlr to be notified when go live, or follow on social media. All the links are on macronshow.com. Have a great weekend everyone!

Weak End Of Ringing Part 2 – 06/10/18 As promised here is part 2 of our super special weak end of madness, this time featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess too! As we’d hoped there were a lot more pickups in this show including a few people who didn’t respond yesterday. Once again complaints ranged from poor fast food service, missing deliveries, a very confused woman waiting for her tax refund, a lady who had to post her clothes back to North Korea because she was too fat to wear them any more and many many more great calls. Very special thank you to all the super kind people who donated to the cause during this show, it means a lot to us, thanks to everyone that listened to this weekend’s shows live and on the podcast machine. We have lots to look forward to this month, including our new pledge to upload a new YouTube video every single day for you guys, so make sure you subscribe to the YouTube so you don’t miss the very best calls. See you all again very soon!

Weak End Of Ringing Part 1 – 06/09/18 In the first of this weekend’s special super double feature machine Macron and Chumley attempt to call another smorgasbord of complainers, most of whom were difficult to get a hold of, rude, uncooperative and definitely very difficult to deal with. We got the usual upset fast food customers, a woman who was beside herself with fury over not getting a 0.30 cent discount, dirty hotel rooms, more failed airbags on Ford cars and a whole bunch of other garbage. Since these stupid complainers made it so difficult tonight we decided to cut the show slightly shorter than usual, left a whole bunch of voicemails to get some attention and we’re going to come right back TOMORROW and do it all over again. Yes that’s right two shows for the price of one! TWO Macron shows in one weekend you lucky lucky people! Thank you as always to all of our listeners and especially those of you kind enough to keep donating and supporting us, your help means the world to us and we hope tomorrow’s show will be even better than this one. Have a great weekend everyone!

The skeletalreplacement.com Launch Party – 06/02/18 Welcome to the specially extended launch party show! Featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess as celebrate all things skeleton replacement! Actually not really this is just about 7 hours of us handling complaints as usual, but that is a real website and we are now using it to direct all our skeleton replacement customers and donors! This show has an extended piece by a definite real life meth head, fights at convenience stores, some red hot Chimbles action, lots of terrible fast food service, a couple that had to move their Kit Kat bars and couldn’t get special treatment on an airline, somehow, and many many more awesome complaints and crazy tweaker people. Thank you as always to all our donators for making this an extra long show and never letting me get off the air and to everyone who listened live and everyone listening via the site. We’ll probably be back sooner than you think….

Ribble And Chimbles Get The Hoobly Jooblies – 05/28/18 What do you expect from a Macron show joint bank holiday and Memorial Day show? Skeleton transplants? Too bad because we gottem! Zombie food servers? Check! Ruthless car companies? You betcha! We got gunfights at the corporate office, we got grenades, we even have undead monster plants of some type. Everything you needed to unwind after a busy holiday and so much more. Get ready to meet Ribble and Chimbles and go on an epic journey of prank calls and science and other stuff too! Thank you to everyone that caught this live it was a blast, thank you to everyone listening on the podcast but most importantly thank you to all our donators for keeping us going! Love you all and see you soon!

Through The Wire – 05/24/18 Macron and Chumley back again handling all the world’s most serious complaints, such as the tragic tale of the man who didn’t get enough ice trays in his refrigerator, the woman who’s food wasn’t quite to her satisfaction, some dude who didn’t know why there were ants in his ANTstant coffee jar, yet another shootout at the corporate office and one woman who cried about her refund (sorry lady). This show had many great pickups and a few very angry folks who just needed to chill the hell out. Thank you to all that managed to listen live, everyone listening on the the podcast and especially to our donators for keeping the show going. Love you all and we are currently doing our best to make another show happen for the upcoming holiday on Monday so stay tuned for that if we can manage it! Peace y’all.

The M-Files Episode 1 – 05/20/18 Welcome to a new series of unique pranks known as The-M Files. Not to be confused with the Macron Files but actually the X-Files. In this show Special Agents Blackman and Chumley attempt to uncover various alien and otherworldly events via the medium of complaints. These include fast food employees being abducted by aliens, food contaminated with an alien virus, faulty furniture leaking the deadly black oil and even one Red Lobster customer infected with an alien virus and having to have a complete skeleton replacement made from old body parts and lobster skeletons. The agents worked hard to bring you the truth but the truth is still out there. We will do this again and big thanks to everyone that supported this new new concept, listened live and on the podcast and especially to those that donated. I want to believe…

Complimentary Skeleton Transplants And Other Great Offers – 05/18/18 Welcome back brothers and sisters. This show features Macron and Chumley taking on all the world’s challenges and winning. Everything from fast food that’s not fast enough, terrible music at the Olive Garden, having to pay outrageous cancellation fees and even people refusing a completely free full skeleton transplant to fix their dentures. This is really hard word but we do it for you guys. Shoutout to everyone who took park live, is listening on the podcast and especially those that donated. We’re considering another show tomorrow but either way I’ll see you real soon and I love you all!

Happy Mother F*ckers Day Y’all – 05/13/18 Happy Mother F*cker’s Day America! We’re back again with the pranks featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGodess and all the world’s greatest complainers. Some real gems in here including a guy who thinks Yahoo are stealing all his data, several ladies who are not at all happy with their darn fast food service and a few very very angry maniacs who got a little scary even for me. Death threats were made. Also, for goodness sake watch out for the bees! They’re here! As always thanks to everyone that listened live and on the podcast but especially to the people who donated to help keep the show going, we love you all very much and we’ll see you again next weekend for more of this madness, that’s if the BBB or the Attorney General haven’t gotten to us first. Plus everyone’s brother is a cop so we may be screwed. Peace and love y’all.

The Macron Files Episode 2 – Depression And Anxiety – 05/11/18 This very special show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and Dr Charles as we tackle the subject of depression, anxiety and addiction. This is a talk only show where we each share our own stories and also invited several listeners on to tell their’s. This was a very hard show for me to put together and I put a lot of heart and soul into trying to help a few people and break down some taboos regarding mental health issues, something which I am very passionate about. Please take the time to listen to this podcast if you can as I hope it will help not only those going through these issues but also people who have friends and family in this position. Anyone that wants to reach out and talk about anything can contact me any time at [email protected] and I will always respond. I hope you appreciate what we tried to do with this show and I hope it helped at least one person. I love and appreciate everyone that listens to the Macron Show and I hope you stay strong and live your best life. We will be back to our usual pranks very very soon so stay tuned and blessings to you all.

Cinco de Macron – 05/05/18 Happy Cinco de Macron everyone AKA Cinco de Mayo if you insist. This stupidly long show featured Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess as we celebrate this holiday with you as only we know how, by dealing with all of the world’s complaints, from bad food, bad vacations, bad TV service and even some dude who didn’t like his surge protector this show has it all. A lot of fun was had during this epic marathon. Very special thanks to everyone that was kind enough to donate, listen live, share our links or is listening back on the podcast. We love and appreciate you all so much and we will be back again very soon with ever more mayhem! Please keep sharing the macronshow.com website everywhere you can. Thank you!

Better Late Than Leper – 04/27/18 Sorry for the extreme lateness of this upload from last Friday but Macron has been super sick for the past week and not even able to use a computer. Starting to feel better now though. This show features Macron and Chumley taking on the world of complainers including a leper in a motel room, a tantrum in the ER and a lengthy discussion about missing channels on TWC amongst many great calls. Great pickup rate on this show and lots of fun was had. Now that Macron is just about better we can hopefully get on with more shows and replying to all my messages etc… very soon, so sorry to anyone that’s waiting to hear back about anything I am more or less back to business now. Stay tuned for more Macron antics very soon…

Cats In Clothes And Other Dirty Complainers On 420 – 04/20/18 Happy 420 Macron fans! This show features Macron and Chumley taking on a barrage of enraged complainers, and boy were some of them enraged! This time we had a lady trying to put clothes on her cats before sending them back to North Korea, a furious couple who refused to clean their own hotel room, a drug addled maniac who robbed a garage for a points card, some cigarettes and a pickle and yet another darn Canadian who just refused to get angry at all, plus many many other great calls. We also caused chaos on a conference call with some surprising results and generally had a great deal of fun as usual. Thank you to everyone that donated, listened live or is listening on the site or the podcast. We appreciate and love each and every one of you and we’ll be back yet again sooner than you think.

AC Chicken And Plenty Of Fish – 04/15/18 This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess handling the serious business of all the world’s complaints. Great pickup rate in this show, suddenly everyone seemed to want to talk to us. We had hotel rooms with fried chicken in the air conditioning, a Plenty Of Fish dating site scammer from Guam, a mother and daughter team caught red handed trying to change the price tags on items in a hobby store and some seriously angry car owners. Lot’s of successful classic hold tricks and some excellent supervising going on from everyone, this show was a blast. As always thank you to the kind people who donated to the cause to keep things going, everyone that listened live and joined in the fun and all of you listening on the podcast, we love you all and we’ll be back once again later in the week. Have an awesome week everyone!

Chumley’s Birthday Blowout – 04/12/18 Happy Birthday Chumley! This show features Chumley (obviously!) as well as Macron, InkedGoddess and a little dash of Dr. Charles as we celebrate the one and only Chumley’s birthday in style. We called a whole bunch of crazy complainers with some great results, from people wanting free money for their bad fried chicken to some woman spending $6000 on air conditioning and many many more. We also hijacked some more conferences who, despite our best efforts, still don’t seem to want to let us join in. We also had a great deal of fun together as always, for some reason everyone now seems to enjoy pretending my fancy new audio setup isn’t working properly just to mess with me. This is gonna end up in a boy who cried wolf scenario where when it really happens I won’t believe you, so I’d appreciate if you could knock it off guys. Just want to give lots of love and thanks to my good friend Chumley for all he does for the show, all the kind people who donated to us, listened live or are listening on the podcast. Please keep sharing the links on all your social media and look out for yet another show later this week!

The Macron Files Episode 1 – 04/11/18 Welcome to a new type of show for us! The Macron Files Episode 1. This is a chat only show where Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess sit around and chat about any and everything from how we got started with pranking to conspiracy theories, ghost stories and other general topics. We answer questions from the listeners and even have a couple of people call in to talk. As this little experiment was so successful we are now planning to make this a regular thing, possibly once every month where we take a break from all the insane prankings and just kick back and chat and give you guys more of a chance to interact with us. Please let us know in the comments what you thought of the show. We shall be back tomorrow (04/12/18) for Chumley’s birthday special show which I can assure you will be chock full of the usual pranks and craziness. Thanks to everyone that joined us for this we love you and we’ll see you again very soon!

No Refunds – 04/09/18 Another crazy long show yet again featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess, plus a whole bunch of whiny people demanding refunds for everything from food to shoes to flowers. Some people are just never happy, especially when we try to help them. On top of the big heap of complainers we also managed to hijack a conference call and attempted to cause more animal panic at a hotel. Also one very dumb lady stayed on the phone for ages and still wasn’t happy when Macron offered to service her sexually. No pleasing some people. Still we will continue to do our best. Thank you as always to all our amazing supporters than hit that donate button up there in order to support the show, and everyone that has been sharing the site and links, listening to the live shows or listening via the podcast stream. We love and appreciate every one of you. This is going to be a very busy week for us including Chumley’s birthday show and the possible release of our brand new show ‘The Macron Files’ so be sure to follow us on Mixlr or keep an eye out on all the social media machines to be notified when we go live. See you very very soon everyone!

Attack Of The Chupacabra – 04/07/18 This show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and Dr Charles and once again ended up being stupidly long basically due to how much fun we were all having. We started off dealing with the usual complainers which got us some good results and then moved on to some more hotel panic calls this time involving another riot, a horse and deadly chupacabra with the ability to posses employees and turn them into demons, which could only be saved by the power of the bible. You’re gonna have to listen to fully understand that last part. As always a lot of fun was had and a lot of crazy people had to be dealt with. This show was great fun to make and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it! Thank you to everyone that supported us in various ways. This week we will be back with some midweek special shows including a very special Chumley birthday party on Thursday the 12th of April so do not miss that one. Think we’re gonna try some much earlier shows this week to catch people during business hours in order to maximise the mayhem. Be sure to follow on Mixlr and keep an eye on all the social medias to be notified when we go live. We look forward to seeing you there! Thanks again everyone we love you very much!

Horse Panic – 03/25/18 Get your stinking hooves off me you damn dirty horse! This crazy show features Chumley and Macron and a whole bunch of crazy wild horses. We started with some complainers, which rarely seems to work on a Sunday night, and we also shut down a sex addicts conference just for the lolz. We then proceeded to deal with a serious emergency at a budget motel which involved a small scale riot, a horse and a bunch of goats loose in reception. It was a real serious emergency and for some reason the front desk didn’t even appreciate our assistance with it. Oh well, back again soon y’all!

The InkedGoddess Birthday Bonanza – 03/20/18 Happy Birthday InkedGoddess! This show features InkedGoddess, Macron and Chumley celebrating all things InkedGoddess including great pranks, 80’s music, guns, drugs, nudity and frequent adult situations. Some awesome pranks and loads of fun in this show including trigger happy Macron, the virus and the return of the Sea Tac. I mean what more do you want? How about an angry doctor with tiny feet? A sweaty old man complaining about his camp site? A shootout at Red Lobster? It’s all here and more. I think all the best complainers came out for Inked’s Birthday on this one because this is 6 hours of greatness. We hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed making it and we can’t wait to do it again next year! Love you Inked! Until next time!

The Ringing Show – 03/18/18 This episode features Macron and Chumley and a whole bunch of ringing. Like seriously it’s as if for some reason people didn’t want to talk to a strange number calling in the middle of a Sunday night or something. There’s a few good calls in here and lots of banter but honestly mostly ringing and British swearing, so enjoy that. We managed to get a few complainers, a cool guy who rapped and hijacked a few conferences. We are currently prepping InkedGoddess’ Birthday show, I’m sure that will be much better but enjoy this one too, and sorry for the unusually slow upload, Macron has been sick for 2 days. #PrayForMacron

Discipline My Child And Win A Free PS4 – 03/11/18 This episode features the dynamic duo of Macron and Chumley, with just a little visit from InkedGoddess too. How it went on for nearly 6 hours I do not know. This time around we placed some Craigslist ads for free stuff, but made the callers discipline our rowdy children first, one call ending in tragic results. We also dealt with usual huge list of complainers who are frankly never satisfied with our awesome service these days! On this show we started our new contest which will now be happening on every show. The person who donates the most via our GoFundme during the show will be able to choose from a list of awesome prizes to receive. This week’s winner was Taco Jones, so congrats Mr. Jones! Your prize is currently being organised by Chumley. Thank you to everyone that has continued to support us., It is very much appreciated, and of course we shall return again very soon with more mayhem for your ears!

Breaking Mad – 03/03/18 Back again with another massive show in less than 24 hours as promised thanks to all you awesome supporters! This time we had to face the horrors of a lady who was clearly using her prescription to become an international drug dealer, a seriously angry dental patient, a couple who didn’t want to pay for their furniture and a lady who joined our wig of the month club and then didn’t want to pay for her wigs. There are some terrible people out there and it’s a good job Macron and Chumley are around to deal with them. Once again a massive thanks for all the recent support, to everyone that listened live or if you’re listening on the podcast. We’ll be back yet again sooner than you think!

Chumley And Macron’s Cat Neutering And Dentistry Service – 03/02/18 In this show Macron and Chumley try to tackle some important medical issues, such as dealing with smelly apartments, bizarre dentistry issues and even the ever growing problem of fatty, greasy, thighs. We had to bring in a team of top scientist from NASA and SpaceX to decipher one lady’s complaint and we even helped cellphone customer to set up their voicemail properly. I never understand why some people seem so ungrateful when we go to such lengths to help but we promise to keep on trying. Since the listeners were so awesome with the donations this week we are going to do another live show tomorrow night (03/03/18) as we just have so much important business to attend to so don’t miss out as it’s going to be another wild one. Thank you to all that listened and especially all the supporters who help keep this show in business, we’ll be right back!

Sybians And Cigarettes – 02/24/18 This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess and somehow nearly made it to 6 hours this time! Crazy! In this one we placed some more ads on Craigslist for free cigarettes and had people calling and texting for them throughout the whole show. For some reason not many wanted to exchange sexual favours for them or meet in fast food restrooms to get them, people are strange. We also handled the usual mess of silly complainers ranging from a couple stuck at the airport for 14 hours to a lady who rejected my offer of servicing her sexually to calm her down. Some people are just never happy with our amazing customer service, yet we will keep trying. Lots of great calls again on this show, massive thank you to everyone that caught the show live and especially the awesome people who donated schmeckles towards the cause. I appreciate it so much you guys! Please help us out by sharing macronshow.com on all your social medias or even just force your friends and family to listen to the live shows, tie them up if you have to, they will thank you later! Lots of love to you all. We are currently plotting a midweek show this week due to the sheer number of customers we still have to deal with so hopefully that will happen. Until then enjoy this show and we’ll see you real soon!

Thirsty Cleats And Caffeinated Hairy Teats – 02/19/18 This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess in yet another 5 damn hours of solid madness. I think the show name speaks for itself here, although actually probably not, you’re just going to have to listen to all 5 hours to understand what we went through with this week’s barrage of complainers, whiners, bad parents and confused customers. Had some great calls again in this show, highlights include a guy who was very upset about his lack of morning coffee due to the lazy night clerks, a couple of really lazy parents who paid the price for letting their smartphone be a babysitter, as well as people demanding free stuff ranging from a free wedding ring to a free car and everything in between. Thank you to all that managed to catch the live show and joined in the chat and especially big thanks to everyone that donated schmeckles towards the Macron Show cause, your support really means a great deal to me. As always we’ll be back again very soon, enjoy the podcast and please keep sharing the site with your friends!

The Runaway Technician – 02/10/18 This show features Macron, Chumley, Dr. Charles and the return of Inked Goddess! It was another long show but packed with great calls this time, we really got lucky with some fantastic complainers ranging from pharmacies, washing machines, restaurants and a technician who, for some strange reason, decided to run away from a customer’s house during a TV install. This show had so many great calls I can’t even list them all here, so you’ll just have to listen for yourself. A great deal of fun was had by all and it was awesome to have Dr. Charles and Inked back in business again to supervise us. As always a massive thanks to the people who donated hard earned schmeckles to help the show, I appreciate it so much. Also thanks to everyone who listened live, people listening on the podcast and everyone that supports in some way by sharing our shows on social media, we love you all! We will be back very soon with more crazy mischief and shenanigans so stay tuned to macronshow.com!

The 2018 Super Bowl Fiasco – 02/04/18 Sorry for the slight delay in uploading this show but I hope you’ll enjoy it anyway. Obviously Macron and Chumley spent Super Bowl 2018 trying to bother people who were actually watching Super Bowl 2018. Results were mixed, for some reason a lot of silly people were watching some sports event and didn’t want to listen to our crap, but eventually we got some good calls in there anyway, and as always we had lots of fun along the way. Just want to say a big thank you again to all the people who have been sharing our links and especially those who have been kind enough to donate some schmeckles to the cause, it really means a lot to us! We’ll be back sooner than you think with more crazy prank calls, see you all then!

Hold Please – 01/28/18 Back yet again already! Macron and Chumley with another crazy long show because we still have many many complaints to take care of, ranging from old men ordering gay porn to old ladies ordering books on tantric sex, and one lady who could not seem to stop getting put on hold. Another super fun show which once again started slowly but really got going. Thank you to all the people who donated, there were lots of you this time and we REALLY appreciate the support, thank you to everyone that listened live and joined in the fun and everyone listening to this on the podcast. We will of course be back again sooner than you think with more mayhem so be sure to follow us on Mixlr for the alerts or keep an eye on the social media machines!

Kill The Body And The Head Will Die – 01/25/18 Another bonkers show featuring Macron and Chumley, the second one this week and it’s not over yet! In this one we set to work on a whole bunch of new Internet complainers. It was a slow start with not a lot of people answering initially but boy did it soon pick up! The best call of the night was probably the lady with the flea infested urine soaked TV, I won’t say any more but you can catch that on YouTube shortly! As always thank you to all the people that kindly donated, listened live and generally supported us, we love you a lot for that. We hope you enjoy this show as much as we enjoyed making it and you can probably expect yet another one this weekend as Chumley and Macron have a lot of customer service business to attend to. See you soon!

Posting Solutions LLC RIP PLC – 01/22/18 A crazy long show, back to the old days with Macron on a Monday! This show features just Macron and Chumley doing nearly 6 hours of insane complainers calls, hotel calls and tonnes of banter and chatter too. Lots of fun doing this show as not only did we get loads of amazing results, particularly from the complainers, but everyone had a lot of fun and that’s what really counts. The show is really starting to expand now. We’ve been upgrading equipment thanks to your kind support (http://macronshow.com/donate) Keep an eye on the YouTube channel too (http://youtube.com/ronblackman) as we’re finally going to start making good use of it and try to get at least a few new best call videos out there every week from now on, useful for those who don’t have time for 6 full hours of insanity. Thank you again to everyone involved, especially Chumley for all the hard work and epic calls and banter and love to InkedGoddess and Dr Charles wherever you are out there! Thanks to everyone that listened live or is listening on the podcast. We’re hoping to do an extra show this week due to all the numbers we still have so watch this space!

Am I My Mother’s Son? – 01/13/18 This show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and surprise visit from Llama. This week we learn a great deal about family dynamics and how to stop cold callers in their tracks. We dealt with more angry shoppers and fast food eaters and yet again we got yelled at for our efforts for some reason. Then this hobo Llama showed up and started bothering some hotel guests just like the good old days. A blast was had by all! Thank you to everyone that listened live and especially those who were kind enough to donate, we REALLY appreciate donations at the moment right now as we expand the show, you can help out big time by hitting the donate button on the site or going to http://macronshow.com/donate to see the options. We love you all and we’ll be right back!

EBT By Drone – 01/08/18 Good day friends. This week Macron and Chumley bravely took on the entire world’s complaints, from broken drone cables to refunding pizzas with food stamps we had it all covered. A lot of people yelled a lot this week my ears are still hurting. I’m not sure if it’s just the time of year but everyone seemed to be in a really bad mood. Either way we did our best to put things right. Oh and there was also a surprise appearance from Train Wreck who came in to the Macron Show Studio for a little chat and even did a classic hotel prank call for us. Overall a merry time was had by all. We love you and can’t wait to see you again very soon!

Macron Returns – 12/31/17 That’s right folks Macron is finally back, like Carlito’s wife after the Ashley Madison Leak. I’m sorry I was gone for so long but I hope we managed to explain everything during the show so don’t miss a moment of this one. This show features Macron, Inked Goddess, THE RETURN OF DR CHARLES! and one of our brand new hosts Mr. Chumley. Again everything that’s happened is explained during the show so just listen and you’ll see why there’s no more Bender from Corporate on this show. He got rinsed in the chat when we were live like Dwight with his wash rag on a stick. We all fought like hell to keep this show going for you and I am grateful as hell for all the supporters and kind messages. I also have to say fuck you to the amount of trolls and haters from PLA and PCN. Especially people sad enough to make fun of a seriously ill man. Brad, I’m glad that for Christmas you got your PC back from the FBI but keep fucking with us and things are gonna get a whole heap worse. I promised no more beef but 2018 is going to be OUR year, just wait until you see what we got lined up. So if you wanna play at being assholes then let’s play. Otherwise leave us alone and we’ll do the same. But trust you don’t want this to go back to the bad old days this time, especially when we have one person with nothing to lose. To everyone else I hope you had a great Christmas and you’re gonna have an amazing 2018. Despite everything I have nothing but love for everyone and keep it locked right here because we have an epic year coming up. Macron Show Forever.

Don’t Cry, Shitwolf – 10/21/17 A special show this week to commemorate the life of Mr. John Dunsworth AKA Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys who very sadly passed away this week just a month after being on this very show, and also Gord Downie of The Tragically Hip. Featuring Macron, Jeremy and InkedGoddess we placed some ads for a free TV and tried to get people to come to an actual trailer park. We also handled all the world’s complainers once again and got drunk as fuck in the process to honour our much loved trailer park supervisor. Thank you so much to everyone that supported this week and everyone that joined in the live show. Much love to everyone involved with Trailer Park Boys and to John’s family during this difficult time. We hope we did you proud shit hawk and we hope you’re enjoying a little drinky poo wherever you are, you will be missed. Love to all the Macron Show fans we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon!

Straight Outta Crumpton – 10/07/17 This show just features Macron and Deloris, Ben had to suddenly flee the country over some problems, he might be back soon though. This week we focused on some very angry complainers ranging from more bad food to missing deliveries and dusty TV boxes. We had a few great results despite Macron being very sick and we still managed to do a few hours of crazy entertainment. We just launched a new competition to win an awesome Rick and Morty themed prize, look for that on all the social media pages or leave a message here if you want to know how to enter. Thank you to all the amazing people that have supported us this month and everyone that listened live. We’ll be back real soon!

The End Of The World Show – 09/23/17 Time to celebrate the end of the world in style! This show features Macron, InkedGoddess and Jeremy From Corporate. With Planet X about to collide with Earth and the North Koreans planning to nuke us all we thought we’d go out with a bang! This week as well as handling the usual business of all the world’s complainers we placed more ads on Craigslist for free cigarettes and had people come meet us at an Indian casino and bingo hall, with some amazing results. A few people really weren’t happy about our PCP cigarettes or offers of no strings attached sex, I have no idea why. Dr.XXX even managed to go there with a camera for us and see the chaos that we caused so thank you for this week’s show picture sir! Thank you as always to everyone that has supported recently with all the amazing donations and other help, it’s really really appreciated! Love you all lots and see you again very soon!

Karl’s Free Cigarette Co – 09/16/17 This show features Macron, Deloris and Jeremy From Corporate finally back again! Sorry it’s been so long since the last show but we promise not to do it again. For this show we placed ads on Craigslist for free cigarettes and then had people go collect them from a certain racist motel owner, with some great results. We dealt with a whole fresh cacophony of complainers from bad fast food to bad motels. As usual people didn’t really appreciate our hard work though! Thank you to everyone that has hit that donate button recently, everyone that has written me such nice messages while I’ve been away dealing with life and to the almost 1000 now subscribed on the Youtube machines. I love you all and I’ll see you again real soon!

Trouble At Dick’s – 08/27/17 Back again already! This show features Macron, Inkedgoddess and Jeremey From Corporate. This time as well as our usual collection of awesome complainer calls we also placed an ad for some free Beats headphones and then had a bunch of people all meet at the same place (Dick’s) to see how that would go down, confusion and hilarity ensued. We also dealt with a bunch of fast food complaints, a woman who’s daughter’s hair got all messed up and someone who was very rude about her missing pizza delivery. A lot of fun was had by all and we will be back once again very soon with more! Love you all and have a great week!

Don’t Use The Force Luke – 08/23/17 I’m just gonna start right off by saying we pranked Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill, on this show! I did the whole Comcast routine on him, you’ll just have to listen. Mark I am very very sorry and I love you! Please don’t sue me as I have no money! This show also featured Macron, Jeremy from corporate and Deloris, oh and Mr. Fucking Lahey John Dunsworth did a little promo for us when we called him, what a show! Still kind of in shock that all this happened. We also did a whole big batch of complainer calls and some hotel calls to make up for the lack of a show last Saturday. I hope you all enjoy this one as much as we did, we will be back very soon with more! Love you all!

Everyone Knows It’s Wendy – 08/12/17 Back with another crazy show featuring Macron, Jeremy from corporate and InkedGoddess / Deloris! We mostly handle complainers once again with some amazing results this time. We almost got someone arrested for storming into the office at a certain fast food joint, we dealt with broken furniture, bad food, bad service, got Jeremy fired again and argued with some rednecks. Plus much much more, you’ll just have to listen to all 5+ hours to appreciate the fun we had. Thank you very much once again to everyone that supported, if you want a shoutout too please hit that donate link! Watch out for Macron streaming Nintendo Switch games this week, be sure to keep up with the latest YouTube videos and we will be back very soon with much more too!

Complaining And Re-Complaining Myself – 07/29/17 This show features Macron, Jeremy and Deloris. Macron and Jeremy were both very sick this week and Deloris was late, but despite all of this we still made an awesome show with some great calls once again. This week we focused entirely on complainers again and tried to right all of the world’s problems, with some mixed results. We had a lot of people moaning about Burger King messing up, as well as some bad airlines, hotels and stores. As usual I don’t feel that our efforts to help were appreciated much. Thank you very much for all the recent donations and support. Please keep sharing the site and the YouTube machines and donating where you can, it means a lot and helps us keep going. See you again next time!

Macron And Deloris Get Unprofessionable – 07/23/17 This week’s show just features Macron backed up by supervisor Deloris. Don’t worry though because we got some classic calls this time. Yet again Macron tries to handle the business of dealing with all the Internet’s complaints, from bad fast food to missing mail orders we have it covered. No matter how reasonable we try to be these people just don’t seem to appreciate our efforts. One particular lady told us her entire life story and despite having her issue escalated to many many different supervisors she still was not appeased! We also had a few fast food customers who did not like the terrible food and were even more unhappy about our service. You just can’t win with some people! Oh well, we’ll keep on trying and we’ll be back very soon with even more important business. Hopefully we can keep things professionable. Thank you to everyone that has been kind enough to hit that donate link and supported us, it really means a lot. Love you all and see you real soon!

Deloris Clydetoris Handles The Business – 07/15/17 Sorry for the short break there! This show featured Macron, InkedGoddess, Jeremey from Corporate and our latest addition Deloris Clydetoris (she drives a Taurus) handling a multitude of complex complaints and problems from our secret underground corporate office lair. This time we dealt with more messed up food, broken laptops, incorrect orders and a redneck who couldn’t get a darn loan. We also gave birth to an awesome new character called Deloris! Sorry for the few technical issues we had this week, it was someone else’s fault. Thank you to everyone that listened live and supported us, it’s very much appreciated. Please hit the donate button up there in the menu if you want to help us out and keep this show going! Lots of love to you all and see you very soon!

Complainers Killers And Crackheads – 07/01/17 Another crazy show featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and for the first time Diesel! Once again we focus on resolving all the world’s complaints. From bad internet providers to shoddy fast food we have it all covered. This time around Macron killed Jeremy yet again, and then chopped up his body to put on pizza, the customer was only concerned with getting her refund though! We also tried to get multiple crack heads fighting at fast food joints, attempted to get Ben a prostitute and single handedly improved the customer service over at Comcast. I want to say a huge thank you to everyone that donated recently, it’s really appreciated right now and I love you all for helping out and supporting. If you want to dontate to the cause to keep things going you can do so at http://macronshow.com/donate thank you all and see you again very soon!

Fidget Spinners And Cuckoldry – 06/24/17 This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess mostly dealing with a whole host of different complainers. We got some awesome results this week, from bad food to undelivered fidget spinners this show has it all. We even rounded things off with a call to a cuckolding life coach, no I’m not making that up! We also called a few crazy people selling random things on Craigslist including Mystic Mitch the magician, who was kind of a jerk actually. I just want to take a moment to thank all the amazing people who have donated recently, if you want to support too and help make more shows happen you can do so using the donate button on the site. I am pleased to report we are now broadcasting classic shows 24/7 via Mixlr or you can listen directly from the site. Please keep supporting and sharing the links whenever you can and we will see you all very soon!