
The Macron Show
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The Ebola Guy Sneezed On The Desert Penguin – 01/26/19
EThe Ebola Guy Sneezed On The Desert Penguin – 01/26/19 Abandoned by his heartless co-hosts who for some reason think it’s okay to have a life outside of the show (happy birthday Corporate!) Macron sets out all alone to tackle the world of complainers and conference freaks again. I hope you enjoy the special intro to this show, produced by Macron and MCSARay this will hopefully be the first of many crazy new prank call songs! This time poor sweet Macron has to deal with crazy racism at Panera Bread, a silly woman who didn’t glue and tape her radiator hose on properly, multiple unhappy Jeep owners for some reason, more drama with Sears home warranty and Macron also tackles a serious issue with some recent Dominos customers including one lady who’s desert penguin got sneezed on by an employee with ebola. We finish up this show by basically going crazy on some Facebook live streams and conferences, thanks to MCSARay for that! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully Macron will one day have some friends.
Rita Didn’t Get Her Donut Day – 01/23/19
ERita Didn’t Get Her Donut Day – 01/23/19 Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess come together as always on the 23rd of January to remember poor sweet Rita, who was forced to wait 30 whole minutes for a donut. We also had another radiation leak at McDonalds, dealt with some missing online orders, tried to help another annoying newspaper customer, were forced to ban some idiot with 6 kids from bringing them in the gym, argued with a couple about their stupid used Nissan, we also fired a belligerent fast food employee for her nonsense, received some calls from our favourite Walmart tweaker lady, disrupted some conferences and somehow SOMEHOW had a bunch of listeners call in for no reason. It was great fun though! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron fried dessert treats.
Simon Snivvles Vs The Bedbug Burgers – 01/16/19
ESimon Snivvles Vs The Bedbug Burgers – 01/16/19 Macron and Corporate are back again with more red hot complainer action! There was quite the lineup of funny calls and characters this time including a lady who we tried to recruit to the X-Men after she complained about her dentist, a tragic incident involving an alarm company and another multiple murder / suicide in the office, a lady with 7 soft teeth upsets Simon Snivvles, one lady talks to Lenny and Manual Lenny, we hackle some more conferences and also deal with a serious complaint about the new McDonalds Bedbug Burger. Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron hacklings.
Redneck Ronpage – 01/12/19
ERedneck Ronpage – 01/12/19 Back yet again for an unprecedented third time this week! Macron and Corporate work on a Saturday for you people and this crazy barrage of raging rednecks is all we get as thanks. This time we have a lady who was horrified at only getting three shrimp for dinner, a lady who was furious at having to go and collect her own mattress remote, a very special man who did some sound effects for us, we have a professional debate about breasts with one couple who then forget to hang up on us and let us listen to them talk about us in the car on the way home and we meet a man who hasn’t washed for over 18 months! We also intruded and heckled some conference people too! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron machines.
Legally Confused – 01/09/19
ELegally Confused – 01/09/19 Back again as promised Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess take on even more complainers including a lady who’s diamonds melted, a man with squeaky boots, a lady who simply refused to put a new battery in her smoke alarm causing significant confusion, we prank another listener’s girlfriend and we end things with a crazy woman who hands her phone headset to a stranger in Walmart to try and convince us to give her a refund and the jerk runs away with it for some reason! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and confusion!

Not Not A None Negative New Year Show – 01/07/19
ENot Not A None Negative New Year Show – 01/07/19 Happy New Year everyone! Today Macron and Corporate handle the business of 2019 complainers, and host another entire Ronference! This time we have a lady getting wild with an axe at the dentist, a man trying to get his cookbook published, a lady who got herself banned from giving blood, a lady trying to smoke weed in her hotel room and loads more, and there may be even more to come this week! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and 2019 mayhem!
The Grouch Who Saved Christmas – 12/15/18
EThe Grouch Who Saved Christmas – 12/15/18 This show features (mostly) Macron and (sometimes) Corporate taking on the world of (almost) Christmas complainers! This week we’re doing some good to help out a fan who had some Christmas presents for their baby stolen by some losers! As always the awesome Macron fans came to the rescue and helped us raise enough to replace everything! Thank you guys! This time we had a lady who’s favourite fancy restaurant is Red Lobster but she hates lobsters, a poor lady who didn’t receive her canvas, a heated argument with the owner of Marco’s Pizza, a lady who did not like the locations that her bus dropped her off at and another lady who fell over her feet at a gas station and was very unhappy with them, and lots more. I also want to say RIP to our old friend Roger AKA Mickey Mouse Guy who we just found out very sadly passed away recently. Thank you for the laughs Roger! Obviously a VERY special thank you to our kind supporters, who helped to save Christmas for an awesome tiny human, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and Christmas craziness!
Crazy Goose Farmer Gets ShoeDazzled – 12/08/18
ECrazy Goose Farmer Gets ShoeDazzled – 12/08/18 On this show Macron and InkedGoddess tackle a fresh batch of Internet complainers and freaks including a couple who REALLY did not like their account being closed without a good reason, some ugly potatoes, an It Works customer who did not like robots at all, another lady with a disappearing money problem, a lady who took forever to even remember that she ordered a Christmas T-Shirt that never arrived and a very special lady who wanted to tell me her entire life story including tales of crazy goose farmers. We also came up with an excellent new jingle for ShoeDazzle which frankly they should be paying us for! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and strange tales of the mysterious and macabre.
Horse-Car Machine Gun Nuclear Helicopter Explosion on Halloween AND Christmas – 11/30/18
EHorse-Car Machine Gun Nuclear Helicopter Explosion on Halloween AND Christmas – 11/30/18 Sorry for the huge delay in uploading this podcast, I’ll try not let it happen again however it is totally Corporate’s fault anyway. This show name makes total sense too so don’t worry. On this show a drunken hooligan Macron upsets some poor people who for some reason don’t want to receive their Sunday paper every day, we cause chaos for a certain restaurant chain, we make a brand new friend who wants to do some calls with us, we sent a few people down the rabbit hole of our new hell number and a whole bunch of other stuff that I legitimately don’t remember now because it was a long time ago and liquors had drunkened me, I know it was a great deal of fun though and we’ll be back very soon with even more! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls that he will never even remember!
Your Weekly News But Daily – 11/26/18
EYour Weekly News But Daily – 11/26/18 This show features Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess, at least for the time that poor sweet Corporate could stay awake! This time we deal with over priced customer service charges for a tire customer, a lady who ordered too much soap, a man who for some reason did not want to sign up to a monthly subscription for waffles, a very angry man who could not get credit for his new car and a man who could just not decide what day he actually wanted his papers, despite all of us trying to get to the bottom of things and some long awkward silences from Corporate. We also had another incident with Ron shooting Gaspian (who to be fair was being a real jerk) and Deloris refuses to give the customers anything they want. Overall this show was a real blast. We had some very generous donations this week! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron themed Mayhem!
The Interview – 11/17/18
EThe Interview – 11/17/18 This show features Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess back once again with the best of the Internet’s complainers. This week we got a lengthy complaint about hair at Red Lobster, a crazy lady who just couldn’t order the right furniture, a man who accidentally cancelled all his papers forever when he went on vacation, and a very long call from a guy who really wanted to come work for us but struggled with our crazy interview questions. We also hung out with the fans and invaded some more conferences and generally had a lot of fun! As always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast, and to IMC for sending me the kangaroo balls! I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great calls!
Spiderboob – 11/05/18
ESpiderboob – 11/05/18 This show features Macron and poor sweet Corporate who was only trying to do his job and do the best that he could do to help. This show features spiders, escaped boobs, hairy pizza, missing magazines and a man who couldn’t figure out where he wanted us to send his re-humidifier! Despite every effort being made to provide the world’s best customer service a lot of people rudely hung up on us and were downright abusive to poor Corporate, who had a really bad day at work. We still had a lot of fun though! As always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast, and to IMC for sending me the kangaroo balls! I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great comedy!
The Great Catsby – 10/27/18
EThe Great Catsby – 10/27/18 This show features Macron, InkedGoddess and for the first time officially Corporate! Once again we focused on tackling the world of annoying complainers with some hilarious results, we got a guy who had to enter a quiz show to earn his very own bank account, a TV that caught fire for no good reason at all, a 20 year old vacuum cleaner that for some reason wasn’t working perfectly, a crazy man who took his own knife when he went out to eat and a very nice couple who Macron genuinely tried to help after they took in some stray kittens and had trouble keeping them warm (which is where the show name came from!). Apologies that my Internet went belly up at the end of the show and ruined the last call, but we’ll make up for it, hopefully, on the upcoming Halloween special show, don’t miss it! I want to thank everyone that has helped me get my Twitch channel made into an affiliate this week, please be sure to follow and subscribe at: http://twitch.tv/macronx to see me play the games, including lots of Red Dead Redemption 2 and as always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great comedy!
Fraught With Unsatisfactory Burritos and Bloviating – 10/20/18
EFraught With Unsatisfactory Burritos and Bloviating – 10/20/18 Hard to know what to say about this show. Macron, Dr Charles and InkedGoddess deal with some real lunatics this time. We got various fast food and pizza complainers, orders not arriving from North Korea on time, a kid who was too fat to ride the rollercoaster, a man we tried to help with his faulty fuel pump (boing!) a guy who left his car locked in a store all weekend and needed it back, a woman buying Chedder’s gift cards for Gaspian and for the grand finale possibly the biggest maniac that has ever been on this show. Macron epicly triggers a Trump supporting restaurant owner who blows up big time to say the least, don’t miss this one. As always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more crazy maniacs yelling at Macron!
Macron Vs Officer Innocence – 10/14/18
EMacron Vs Officer Innocence – 10/14/18 Justin Roiland I apologise again!! Hi everyone welcome to another crazy episode of the Macron show. This week Macron handles the business of all the world’s complainers including more fast food problems, a lady cashing bad checks, another prison phone customer, an attempted firing at Chilli’s (and an encounter with fake Officer Innocence!) and a family taking inappropriate photos on their cruise, plus a whole bunch more. Then Macron and the gang proceed to hijack a bunch more conferences and read them the 12 steps of Ron before proceeding with some celebrity calls. This time we manage to get Joss Whedon on the phone, we tell JonTron his YouTube is being shut down, we call 100% real Jim Carrey and try our damn best to get Justin Roiland on the phone (his mom is so sweet, call me Justin!) and then after all this things descent into a drunken shambles of hiccups and legal threats. Big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more crazy mayhem machines!
Sweet Ling Music – 10/11/18
ESweet Ling Music – 10/11/18 In this episode Macron and Dani handle a whole bunch of the Internet’s finest complaining people, this time we got music, shouting and threats of some very important people coming to get us! We had Wish customers not getting their orders, a very unique couple who were not at all happy with the service at a fried chicken restaurant, an exploding vape and a strange old lady who stopped getting her checks from McDonalds, and loads more! This was another crazy show that was super fun to make and all thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more crazy calls!
It’s Like 10000 Spoons And The Maid Has A Knife – 10/07/18
EIt’s Like 10000 Spoons And The Maid Has A Knife – 10/07/18 Isn’t it ironic? Doncha think? Yes folks I am sorry for the ruse but Macron is NOT quitting, ever. Sorry haters, take your L. This extra awesome show was super long because frankly we had way too much fun this time. Macron and InkedGoddess call up yet another huge batch of complainers courtesy of some of our awesome listeners. This week as per the show title we got a hotel maid wielding a knife, lots of unhappy fast food customers, an old man who wouldn’t buy our giant pimped out wheels for his 60 year old lawnmower, a lady who had porn names written on her custom suitcases and a tragic incident involving Ron shooting Gaspian and then jumping out of a window, and a hell of a lot more too. We also had a bunch of listeners on to lend their support, yell at Macron for pretending to retire and generally laugh at the Losers who cannot stand to see a better show become more successful than them. Life’s hard for some people I guess. Rest assured there will be even more Macron content to come than ever before, we’re just getting started here! Very special thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more crazy calls and less retirement threats!
Vodka, Tacos And Golf Day – 10/04/18
EVodka, Tacos And Golf Day – 10/04/18 I’m not making up these official days! Come celebrate national golf, vodka and tacos day with Macron and InkedGoddess as we call a bunch of the Internet’s best complainers! This time we had a lady who did not appreciate her Diet Bigmac at all for some reason, a guy who kept calling in about his bent steelbook movies, a very very boring man who did not like money being taken from his bank account for planned parenthood and so much more! We also had fun with some conferences and generally had a great time! Special thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more silliness!

Jack In The Crotch – 09/29/18
EJack In The Crotch – 09/29/18 See what happens when we let the listeners choose a show name? lol. This show features Macron and InkedGoddess just tackling a few good old Internet complainers. This week a lot of people are really mad at fast food restaurants, including Jack In The Box (see) McDonalds, Burger King and loads more. We also had a crazy couple who’s Honeywell WIFI machine didn’t work, a guy who couldn’t decide if he was a former marine or a firefighter who did not like his leaky RV one little bit and a family of drunks that Macron had to ban from Universal Studios, plus much much more. Good times were had by all, except the people we called for some reason. Special thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more mayhem!

What’s Up Me – 09/22/18
EWhat’s Up Me – 09/22/18 Hi everyone Macron and InkedGoddess are back once again with a whole fresh batch of nutty complainers! This week we got a fat couple who were very unhappy about their order getting messed up at the McDonalds, a male prostitute who was blacklisted from buying more guns, a lady trying to fix her antenna by putting it on her head and a lady who tried to fix her phone by following Macron’s recipe for rice pizza, and many many more awesome complaints. We then wrapped things up by teaming up with our Discord mob to invade some conferences, bother some stores and then cause trouble at a certain hotel chain. Great fun was had by all once again. Macron REALLY appreciates the outpouring of support that came in this week, rest assured there is a LOT more to look forward to from this show as we have some big plans to reveal soon, as always thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more chaos!

Taco Bell Taste Lab Presents: The Word Of Ron – 09/15/18
ETaco Bell Taste Lab Presents: The Word Of Ron – 09/15/18 Macron and co are back in action again with Macron, Dr Charles and a whole bunch of brand new hosts as we lay waste to the latest batch of insane internet complainers and manage to completely derail loads of silly conferences, and educate the none believes in the ways of Ron. This week we had a lot of people who were not at all happy with the service at Taco Bell and we tried our hardest to resolve things for them, we had more people demanding refunds again, a lady who did not want to wait until Octember for her replacement washing machine and another lady who did not like the complimentary pre-chewed after dinner gum that came with her Mexican pizza, and much much more. I am very grateful for the outpouring of support recently and rest assured the show will keep getting bigger and better, especially as always thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked here on macronshow.com because there is so much more to come!

Chivs Sleeps Through Her 100th Birthday – 09/08/18
EChivs Sleeps Through Her 100th Birthday – 09/08/18 Happy 100th birthday old lady Chivs! Thought we’d name this extended show after you since you fell asleep again while it was live but this is to celebrate your 100th big day! This show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and the return of Dr. Charles! Big day for everyone! This time we had a whole fresh batch of complainers, some more people with silly names as promised last time and of course we managed to totally disrupt a couple of conferences as well. This was a mixed bag including a woman who’s kid had a severe allergy and did not get the special treatment he deserved at Burger King, a guy who wanted to dictate his own phone bill and a crazy lady who did not receive her online order because she didn’t want to pay for it, or something like that, and many more great calls. A lot of fun was had by all and we may still have more to come in the very near future so just keep it locked to macronshow.com and look out for the alerts and as always thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast.

Don’t Sneeze On My Taters And Tell Me It’s Raining – 09/07/18
EDon’t Sneeze On My Taters And Tell Me It’s Raining – 09/07/18 Hi everyone! Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess are back in action once again with a whole fresh batch of crazy complainers, Internet idiots and this time people with silly names! We had a devout Christian who was very unhappy at the terrible events at an all you can eat buffet, a Jewish man who yelled at us about his banking woes (for some reason), a very angry redneck who did not have time to discuss his problems with us and an Indian lady who didn’t want to change her name in order to keep her Comcast, and that’s just scratching the surface. This show was hilarious to make with lots of crazy calls and yelling so we hope you enjoying listening as much as we enjoyed making it. Stay tuned to macronshow.com as we have a lot more to come this weekend, including a silly name spectacular episode that will be fun to make even if nobody picks up! Also RIP to Mac Miller, the news of his death came through during this show so the ending is dedicated to him, a sad loss. Thanks as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast.

Lenny’s Double Duck Labia Weekend Extravaganza – 09/03/18
ELenny’s Double Duck Labia Weekend Extravaganza – 09/03/18 Happy Labia Day 2018 people! Thank you to everyone that spent it with Macron and Chumley, we had a blast! We also broke a new record today by getting quadruple ducks on Lenny! If you don’t know what this means then it sucks for you, get listening! We also shut down 3 different conferences with our nonsense this time including fat people, smokers and skin pickers (eew). We also dealt with our usual crowd of crazy complainers and whiners, lots of people wanting their money back for some reason, none of them could understand that we wanted to keep the money, which is really weird. Macron also got yelled at by a real army colonel on Labor day! Because Chumley got called away to work Macron even ended up doing a bunch of solo calls, which hasn’t happened for a while, apparently it went well. There was also a bunch of other stuff but I don’t remember so just listen to the whole thing okay? Thanks as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast.

Strawberry Graham Crackers And Guns – 09/02/18
EStrawberry Graham Crackers And Guns – 09/02/18 To kick off a fun packed September of awesome shows Macron and Chumley learn a VERY important life lesson: do not try to add strawberries to Graham Crackers, the results could be disastrous! On this show we had the listeners put out ads for some free hot dogs and had people call in about that, we handle a whole fresh batch of the world’s craziest complainers and we hijack a conference or two with some great results. This time we had a crazy alcoholic shooting off guns and raging, an old lady who caused a serious disaster with her insane Graham Cracker recipes, a guy who lost the chance to activate his new tablet because he returned the old one and multiple people who lost their online game accounts due to their perverted and racist behaviour. A lot of fun was had with this one. Thanks as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. We have a whole lot more in store for you this month so as always: stay tuned!

The Freak Show – 08/31/18
EThe Freak Show – 08/31/18 A show featuring nothing but a bunch of freaks! And Macron and Chumley and InkedGoddess of course. This time most of the people we called seemed incredibly angry and confused and aggressive that somebody had dared to call their phone, never mind that they all made complaints to various corporate offices demanding a call back, oh no, these people grunted, shrieked, yelled and generally went off just because they received a phone call. We also had a woman who called repeatedly about getting her money back from Wish, and managed to get a “double ducks” call to Lenny! We also had a guy who didn’t like the service at Ruby Tuesday and is on his way down there to give Hot Dog Mike a good slapping, and lots and lots of other crazy freaks and mutants. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, we couldn’t do it without you guys! Also shoutout to everyone that caught the show live both on Mixlr and Youtube and everyone listening to the podcast. We just broke our own record for the number of shows in one month for August! On top of that we’ve been live streaming our old shows and playing some best of clip shows too and we aim to keep it all going right through September too so stay tuned for lots more from us!

Elderbang – 08/28/18
EElderbang – 08/28/18 Macron and Chumley are back in action again with a fresh list of crazy complainers, some even crazier stuff for sale / barter on Craigslist and couple of conferences just for good measure. This time a woman keeps calling us about her unauthorised charges for her elder dating website, several people don’t like the bedbugs and mould at their cheap hotels, one lady claims that she used to run Verizon and does not like our attitude one bit and we also shut down several conferences including sex addicts and 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Thank you so much to all our kind supporters once again you guys are amazing! We also broadcast live on Youtube for the first time tonight as well as Mixlr which was a huge success so we will keep doing this. Thank you to everyone that caught this show live and all of you hobos listening back on the podcast, we love you anyway! Stay safe out there and be ready for even more very soon!

Hail To The King Baby – 08/25/18
EHail To The King Baby – 08/25/18 Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess return yet again with another action packed show featuring all the world’s complainers and some crazy Craigslist folks. This show is dedicated to King Superkind who has been an incredible supporter and friend to the show, we really appreciate you sir! Tonight Hotdog Mike comes up with a genius business proposal, Chimbles tries to buy a fancy glass vase, Macron cuts off service to serval serious rude people and Chumley really loses his temper! This show was a lot of fun as always, thank you to all of our kind supporters, everyone that listened live and everyone listening on the podcast, we love our little community so much and we will be back once again very very soon. Stay tuned!
InkedGoddess And Macron Take Flight – 08/23/18
EInkedGoddess And Macron Take Flight – 08/23/18 In this special little extra show InkedGoddess and Macron mostly pretend to be from various airlines and try to deal with a whole bunch of whining complainers who are always super unhappy about their delayed flights, lack of free cuddle blankets and having to walk all the way to Starbucks themselves. One parent of the year abandoned her family holiday to go to a concert and then cried at the airport when her flight was delayed. Another monster demanded multiple first class tickets in order to help them get over the extreme trauma of a flight being slightly delayed, and nobody wanted to accept Macron’s offer of a free model airplane and some stickers! Some people just don’t want to be happy. On this show we were raising money to try and help Inkedgoddess replace her sadly broken exercise bike with a brand new one! Thank you so much to everyone that helped with this, our community is so kind and thoughtful and we really really appreciate it. If you want to help out this great cause there is still a little time and you can do this here: https://www.gofundme.com/new-stationary-bike Thank you as always to all of our kind supporters, everyone who caught the show live on Mixlr and everyone listening on the podcast, we will all be back very soon with more Macron mayhem!
Donnie’s Spicy Dingler – 08/19/18
EDonnie’s Spicy Dingler – 08/19/18 In another crazy long show the two crude dudes Macron and Chumley tackle a fresh batch of complainers, some crazy stuff for sale on the Craigslist machine and we takeover a few conferences and cause more mayhem. In this show we also tested out the brand new Chimbles bot as well as our new conference service, more news on these awesome features in future shows. Tonight we had multiple people who did not like the spicy chicken at Popeye’s, a guy who really hated being put on hold all the time to talk about his missing fridge parts and a super crazy woman who couldn’t spell properly and yelled rather a lot. We also totally derailed a few conferences and managed to host our own conference for good old Michelle who always seems to be around when we take over, for some reason she though SHE was the moderator, crazy. We even remember to have a good old game of Rick and Morty Madlibs! Thank you as always to all our kind donators and everyone that caught the show live as well as everyone listening to the podcast, we love you very much and we’ll be back again with more of this nonsense real soon!
Two Rude Dudes – 08/17/18 - The Macron Show
ETwo Rude Dudes – 08/17/18 Macron and Chumley are back in action and ruder than ever. This week we start of with some hilarious calls to people who want to barter for things on Craigslist, we hijack some more conferences and basically cause mayhem and ...
Two Rude Dudes – 08/17/18
ETwo Rude Dudes – 08/17/18 Macron and Chumley are back in action and ruder than ever. This week we start of with some hilarious calls to people who want to barter for things on Craigslist, we hijack some more conferences and basically cause mayhem and we then begin to tap into a whole new well of Internet complainers, more on that soon, and we get some amazing results. Who would have thought that someone would want to barter over a used soda can? Or sell their puppies for animal testing? We also had a guy who was furious with McDonalds about his extended waiting times and did not want to give Macron the magic word and many many more hilarious calls. Thank you as always to the kind people who donated to make this show happen and to everyone who listened live or back on the podcast, we love you all and, as always, we’ll be back with more surprises sooner than you think!
Kitchen People – 08/12/18
EKitchen People – 08/12/18 This show features Macron and Chumley and Chimbles and Gaspian calling a whole bunch of fresh complainers, as well as re-visiting some classic crazy people. We had a particularly irate couple who didn’t want their car repaired in Octember for some strange reason, we had an Indian scammer who didn’t like being scammed and later Ron and Chimbles attempted to resolve their relationship issues by calling a relationship conference, things quickly took a turn for the worst though. Big thank you to all our supporters, with a special thank you to King Superkind who made some insane donations, and made Macron dance for his money! Thank you to everyone that has been catching the live shows recently and everyone listening on the podcast, we love each and every one of you and we’ll be back very soon!
Soft Teeth – 08/10/18
ESoft Teeth – 08/10/18 We’re back again, yes with more complainers, featuring Macron and Chumley in action dealing with all the world’s greatest whiners as well as causing trouble at hotel rooms by asking to host the monthly staff meeting in guests rooms and also disrupting several conferences. This time we had a lady who got a terrible rash from skin cream purchased from Sea World, a couple who still want their free phones from MetroPCS, a really silly guy who cried at the hospital and an elderly gentleman with very soft teeth who couldn’t eat a simple bagel. As always a lot of fun was had by all, we are very grateful for all the kind donations and the people who helped us get fresh numbers and everyone that made the live show. We will return again very soon of course, for now please keep sharing the website, shows and YouTube videos, we love you all!
The Day The Complaints Died – 08/08/18
EThe Day The Complaints Died – 08/08/18 A somber day indeed Macron fans
The M-Files Episode 2 – Time Travel And Chupacabra Meat – 08/05/18
EThe M-Files Episode 2 – Time Travel And Chupacabra Meat – 08/05/18 In this exciting second instalment of the M-Files Special Agents Macron and Chumley tackle some fresh complainers with an X-Files themed twist, at least that’s the idea anyway. Amongst many great calls we tried to help a lady get a refund and avoid a nasty accident using the power of time travel, we spoke to a lady who may have eaten tainted North Korean chupacabra meat and cottage cheese, we try to help a lady who got her car cursed by Indians after killing a sacred deer, spoke to a lady who had her burger bitten by a werewolf but was too drugged up to speak to us about it and dealt with a very big girl who broke her chair and had a serious gas problem. We also played a game of Rick And Morty Madlibs and generally had a super fun time. We even played everyone’s favourite song at the end of the show thanks to our kind donators and of course we told more than one person to shut up. Thank you to everyone that listened live and joined in the fun, everyone listening to the podcast and especially all the kind donators who supported us. We love you guys so much and we lots more content to come!
The MusTard Massacre – 08/04/18
EThe MusTard Massacre – 08/04/18 This show was a whole giant clusterf*ck and no mistake! Featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess we tried to just do a normal show handling a bunch of fresh complainers and instead ended up dealing with Chimbles, who after last night’s escape and kidnapping then decided to wreak havoc in our precious Discord server. We also had a lady who tried to cash in on her kid being injured at a waterpark, dealt with various crazy food complaints, completely derailed a rageaholics conference and then had a woman dispatch a whole team of soldiers to take out her dodgy Tinder date. I’m not making any of this up, there was a whole incident, the hotdogs were dry and the cheesecake was expired too. It was the perfect way to celebrate national mustard day though so there’s that. We want to say a very special thank you to DZ and Grumpy who made some extra special donations today which have enabled us to upgrade to Mixlr pro so that we can bring you even more special after-shows and other new content courtesy of that maniac Chimbles. The Macron Show is not responsible for what happens from here on out, but we hope you enjoy anyway. Thanks everyone!
Blow On My Whistle – 07/30/18
EBlow On My Whistle – 07/30/18 We’re back once again with Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess to celebrate national cheesecake day and national whistleblowers day! Actually no this show is just to make up for the missed show we promised yesterday, but those days are real you can look it up. On this show we dealt with a brand new batch of complainers, from broken fridges, dangerous phone cables, wet floors, overpriced car rentals and fights at fast food joints this show has it all! As usual a lot of people just don’t want to help themselves which forces us to have to hang up on them. At least one silly person even went and called the cops for some reason. Still we try our best. Thank you to everyone that caught the show live, especially those kind folks who donated to our cause, we love and appreciate you all and we will be back with even more later this week!
The Macron Files Episode 3 – Multi Level Marketing – 07/28/18
EThe Macron Files Episode 3 – Multi Level Marketing – 07/28/18 In this all new episode of The Macron Files Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle the subject of multi level marketing, including what it is, who does it and what we all think of it. The pitfalls and the perils, the pros and the cons (mostly cons) and share our own experiences and knowledge of the subject. Chumley learns that his favourite nutritional drink is part of a MLM scheme, Macron learns the true depths these companies will go to and Inked learns just how crazy her co-hosts are. We then go on to have some fun with a lady selling very overpriced clothes on Facebook live and we get an actual MLM lady to give us her full sales pitch in order to learn a lot more about how things work. We hope that as always The Macron Files was both entertaining and educational for everyone, we sure learned a lot and had lots of fun. Stay tuned as this weekend’s adventures are far from over!
Hot Dog Hands – 07/27/18
EHot Dog Hands – 07/27/18 Well it happened again, another crazy show with an insane twist at the end. On this show Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle a fresh batch of complainers before causing some good old fashioned bridge club mayhem. This time we had some annoyed dating site customers, a lady who failed to rent out some cardboard boxes to use as furniture, dealt with a bridge club member who was drunk and on molly climbing up on the roof naked and ended things with another prank call first whereby we changed the life of a hardcore drug user and casual racist. As always thank you to everyone who made the live show and especially the kind people who donated. We have a lot planned for this weekend so just stay tuned for more!
Day Of The Living – 07/21/18
EDay Of The Living – 07/21/18 Told you we’d be back soon! In a special sequel edition of last night’s show we get right back to business with a whole new phone number (which as it transpires belonged to a whorehouse!). This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackling a whole bunch of fresh new complaints, and a couple of old ones, as well as hijacking some conferences just for good measure. This show had woman who was way too fat to be able to get onto her hotel bed, another murder suicide at the corporate office, a man with a very dangerous obsession with sex, incest and drugs and more than a few classic hold tricks. This weekend has been a blast and as always we’re super grateful to everyone that shared it with us, especially our kind supporters. See you all again real soon!
Dia De Los Muertos – 07/20/18
EDia De Los Muertos – 07/20/18 This awesome show features Macron, Chumley and the triumphant return of the one and only InkedGoddess! On this show we called a poor guy whose Internet conduit was being blocked by the cursed sarcophagus of Imhotep forcing him to do battle with the dead in Egypt. We also had more fights at the dollar stores, a nasty altercation at the gas station, a fat couple who broke their mattress and an ATT customer of 50 years who finally got sick of their crap, to name but just a few amazing calls. The classic hold trick we invented was of course used in this show too! We want to say a huge thank you as always to our supporters and donators, everyone who listened live and everyone listening back to the podcast, we love you all so much. We will be back much sooner than you think!
Hot Dog Day – 07/16/18
EHot Dog Day – 07/16/18 Happy Hot Dog Day one and all! This show sure was a blast to do! Featuring Macron and Chumley and Chimbles and Hot Dog Mike and many many great complainers we had an amazing time celebrating our completely made up on the spot thing called Hot Dog Day! Calls included a guy who fraudulently ordered 3 fax machines from Epson, in 2018! A lady who ordered many many subscriptions for a monthly delivery of leggings for some reason, some dude who tried to ship drugs and weapons to himself, some very angry food patrons and so much more. An incredible time was had by all on this most glorious of days! As always a huge thanks to our supporters and donators, everyone that listened live and everyone listening back on the podcast, we do it all for you guys! Macron and Chumley will be back with more mayhem by the end of the week! Love, peace and hot dog grease!
Sweet Capuchin Monkey – 07/15/18
ESweet Capuchin Monkey – 07/15/18 Sweet Capuchin Monkeys we’re back again! After a short break to move house Macron and Chumley return again with more crazy nonsense. In this show we tried to call a scammer selling sweet capuchin monkeys, made a preacher cook and taste his own urine, made the whole Build A Bear pay your age debacle even worse and generally had a good time hanging out with our awesome listeners. Thank you for all the amazing support recently during our little absence and especially everyone that donated so I could do shows via 4G until I get actual Internet here, we have loads of cool stuff coming up this week including more shows and the launch of Chimble’s Cage, the super secret section of the website for all our supporters! Stay tuned for that and much much more!
Independence Day Dumbness – 07/04/18
EIndependence Day Dumbness – 07/04/18 Today we celebrate our independence! By calling up a bunch of complainers and random stuff for sale on Craigslist of course. This special show features Macron and Chumley and real bunch of very special people, and by very special I mean REALLY stupid people this time. This show is a little shorter than usual as Macron is in the middle of moving to a brand new super secret base of operations in which to conduct the business and so has to get up real early tomorrow to move his high tech studio and pranking machines! We promise that the next shows will be longer to make up for this outrageous insult and the measly 3 hours of prank callings that we managed. This show features a guy who doesn’t understand how buy one get 3 free works, a lady who’s kids were traumatised by an IHOP ad and so much more stupidity! Thank you so much for all of the very generous donations during this show, it really helps out with the preparations for the new base! Thank you to everyone that listened live and all of you checking out the podcast. We love you and we’ll see you again real soon!
Big Chimpin – 06/29/18
EBig Chimpin – 06/29/18 Oh man he finally went there. Advance warning tonight’s intro music was only about 10 minutes long instead of the usual 20 as I was super late getting started due to some obligations, nevertheless this show was still awesome. Macron and Chumley take on the world’s complainers once again with some amazing results, a very angry lady who didn’t like the staff at the Olive Garden, a Yankee who got told he wasn’t welcome at the waffle house and a very confused man who didn’t seem to understand why his fridge broke to name but a few. Thank you as always to our supporters and live listeners and to Dani for the awesome after show, it was a blast. Despite Macron being super busy we will continue to keep up the daily Youtube videos and hope to have even more mayhem this weekend, so stay tuned and remember that we love each and every one of you!
Revenge Of The Rednecks – 06/24/18
ERevenge Of The Rednecks – 06/24/18 Back once again like the crazy maniacs we are Macron and Chumley do another epic long show to end a great weekend of pranks thanks to our awesome supporters. Named this show after a very special little guy with more than a few hangups on racial issues, listen to find out all about it. We also had some very angry complainers who for some strange reason seem to be able to hear us when we’re on hold including multiple fast food complaints as usual, problems at the dollar store, people getting fired, arguments about cable, water companies making a big mess (more of a YOU problem tbh) and much much more. As always thank you so much to our supporters, people who listened live and everyone listening to the podcast. We will be back again very soon. Love you all!
Poop In A Jar – 06/22/18
EPoop In A Jar – 06/22/18 That’s right poop in a jar people! It happened! This show features Macron and Chumley back in action yet again with another crazy long show thanks to all the fans who listened live, who just won’t let me stop! This week we got a dude to poop in a jar to check for worms, listed off an extensive list of porno parody titles to a really cool guy, got yelled at extensively by a guy over a 20 Cent discrepancy when he purchased Coca Cola, offered a replacement skeleton to a guy with a stolen iPhone and much much more. This was one of the best shows for a while with loads of pickups and callbacks and general crazy behaviour. Lots of people were super cool and donated to the cause, which we really appreciate! Hoping to do another awesome show on Sunday so be sure to tune in to hear that live. Follow us on Mixlr to be notified when go live, or follow on social media. All the links are on macronshow.com. Have a great weekend everyone!
Weak End Of Ringing Part 2 – 06/10/18
EWeak End Of Ringing Part 2 – 06/10/18 As promised here is part 2 of our super special weak end of madness, this time featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess too! As we’d hoped there were a lot more pickups in this show including a few people who didn’t respond yesterday. Once again complaints ranged from poor fast food service, missing deliveries, a very confused woman waiting for her tax refund, a lady who had to post her clothes back to North Korea because she was too fat to wear them any more and many many more great calls. Very special thank you to all the super kind people who donated to the cause during this show, it means a lot to us, thanks to everyone that listened to this weekend’s shows live and on the podcast machine. We have lots to look forward to this month, including our new pledge to upload a new YouTube video every single day for you guys, so make sure you subscribe to the YouTube so you don’t miss the very best calls. See you all again very soon!
Weak End Of Ringing Part 1 – 06/09/18
EWeak End Of Ringing Part 1 – 06/09/18 In the first of this weekend’s special super double feature machine Macron and Chumley attempt to call another smorgasbord of complainers, most of whom were difficult to get a hold of, rude, uncooperative and definitely very difficult to deal with. We got the usual upset fast food customers, a woman who was beside herself with fury over not getting a 0.30 cent discount, dirty hotel rooms, more failed airbags on Ford cars and a whole bunch of other garbage. Since these stupid complainers made it so difficult tonight we decided to cut the show slightly shorter than usual, left a whole bunch of voicemails to get some attention and we’re going to come right back TOMORROW and do it all over again. Yes that’s right two shows for the price of one! TWO Macron shows in one weekend you lucky lucky people! Thank you as always to all of our listeners and especially those of you kind enough to keep donating and supporting us, your help means the world to us and we hope tomorrow’s show will be even better than this one. Have a great weekend everyone!