The Macron Show

Sassy And Horny This show name is way more family friendly than you might think, kinda, but don’t go listening to this at work or in front of the kids or anything just in case. This week on Mondays With Macron we meet another man with a broken tranny, a man who was confused about what razor to buy, we meet a genuine army man who wants some free Fox, one man who refuses to let us book a nice new vacation for him, a man who orders cookies from Ubereats, Ron gets intimate with one lady’s car and Ron and Scoby manage to get two neighbours into a serious fight, and lots more too! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be supporting the soccer ball games.

Male Parts And Government Phones Firstly I apologise for the sheer number of deadbeats in this show, it really was a night for complete losers. This week we meet a couple who couldn’t handle all their credit card debt, and had a broken car, we attempt to verify someone who wants to merge a bunch of their weird Facebook accounts, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to pay for phone calls, one lady has to get her husband to fight her battles for her, we meet a couple of stoner dropouts who for some reason think sweet gentle Ron is a scammer and another lady who refuses to take an additional flight just to go see a sports game, and lots more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be celebrating Carpel’s birthday!

Hold The Squeak In this awesome show we meet a man who has a very serious problem with a squeaky chair, and no other problems at all! We also meet a lady who has real problems verifying her identity for her insurance, a lady who can’t find her invisible package, a lady who does not want to have Amazon Prime forced upon her, a very obnoxious woman with home security problems, someone who got banned from Twitter for hate speech who we will be catching up with on our next supporter’s show, a very annoyed airline customer and a lady who smelled so bad that Uber had to charge her extra, and lots more. We also managed to confuse some more jewellery sellers and got a few extra little surprises in here too… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be starting the new month off right…

Captain Pen is Here This might be my favourite show name so far. Take that censors! This show was packed with awesome complainers right from the start including a few who just wanted to take up all of our time and left us with a ton of people we still have to call! This week we meet a man who was literally begging for help and yet was still rude to us on the phone, we meet an all new type of superhero, a lady who should not have booked with Expedia, a man who rented a car and then pretended he didn’t, a lady who has had enough of South West Air, a lady who made rap songs for Verizon, a man who was clearly trying to scam some free Chipotle and a guy who did not take proper care of his paintwork, and many more. We also got a great message of the day this week so you know it’s a good show. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be moaning about Biomutant.

Golf Venom What a show tonight! For some reason a whole heap of really crazy people decided to pick up the phone and argue with Ron including a man who showed up at the store way too late, a company that paid Google twice for the same thing, a man with some kind of alien life form in his golf clubs, a man who just did not like foreigners and wanted to do something crazy at his Airbnb, a man who had to go on the no fly list for his bad behaviour, another hacking problem over at Facebook and someone who didn’t know what address they wanted their stuff sent to. We also managed to verify a lot of people with our new advanced AI system, which was nice. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be moaning about his COVID jab.

Skin Flute Practise This show was kinda named by Ray and Dale from the Manhole so thanks for that guys! This week we got some great complainer calls including a man who does not want our special smart windows, a lady who doesn’t want to pay over $100 for some light bulbs, for some reason, we meet a man who lives with his mom and yet cannot find a date, a lady who doesn’t know that she is supposed to pee in her own cat litter, a woman with one of the most annoying voices ever and a nice old lady who is very happy to verify herself using AI technology. We also managed to disrupt yet more crappy jewellery sellers and get involved in some important conferences. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be launching a new show on Patreon!

Whisky And Cat Litter Cigarettes I am glad somebody else named this show because frankly the names I came up with myself were way too vulgar to be accepted anyway. In this crazy show be prepared to send the kids to the neighbours house because sweet gentle Ron is once again pushed to the limits of his temper by some very unreasonable people. This week we get a lady who dirtied up her rental car and did not want to pay for the cleaning, another selfish family flying around during the pandemic, people trying to buy and sell guns using fake accounts, a lady who pooped in her cat’s litter tray, a very filthy racist redneck who accidentally exposes himself to the whole world and a lady who went on Match and ended up getting divorced, and lots more. We also managed to disrupt a psychic call in show and several more jewellery selling multi level marketers. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hopefully dealing with some Resident Evil Villages…

The Notorious PIG With The Hairy Chest Back to the more obscure show naming again this week, you will just have to listen to the whole thing to understand this nonsense. In this show the complainers really made us work for our supper but we did get many real winners in the end including a couple of customers buying plants from some seed company and making a whole big fuss about it, Tyrone gets some new underwear for his new lady, one guy is way too dumb to understand how to work his shower, we meet a Mexican man who kept going into the wrong classroom at school, and we meet several very special people who just don’t remember making a complaint and have no idea what is going. We also managed to disrupt several multi level marketing scammers and we deal with a pesky troll in true Macron Show fashion. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be having a very interesting week…

Mike Lindell Vs Ron Blackman Well this was probably the easiest show ever to name. In this episode Ron and Ray take great displeasure in Mike Lindell and his failed attempts to set up a brand new social media platform and decide to do their bit to get involved when Mike announces he’s doing a 48 hour live stream to promote it. This show ended up starting super early and were busy working on this for hours beforehand, but I think the end result was worth it. Being the true professionals that we are we also managed to satisfy a whole bunch of fresh complainers for you too including a man who jerked off too much in his rental car, a lady who used makeup made out of ground up babies and and yet another person who got their Facebook hacked. Thank you to everyone that was involved in making this epic show and enjoy reading about us in the news! macronshow.com bitches. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be president…

My Husband’s Purse Ron is finally back in business and showing the amateurs how to do calls. Sorry for the brief absence but we are about to more than make up for it! This week an angry customer attempts to Tweet Ron to death, we meet a top level business lady who refuses to pay for software, we meet a lady who forgot her password and that’s everybody’s fault, one lady refuses to take a layover at Jeff’s house, we deal with some crazy sex parties in people’s houses, we meet a man who is too ashamed to admit that his wife buys his purses from him, we seriously trigger an underearner and once again Carpel leaves Kevin with some tiny blue balls. And a lot more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing real prank calls…

7060 Pillow Biters I shouldn’t talk about where this show name even comes from but if you listen it’s definitely in there. This week we meet a whole new cast of characters including a very angry lady with some missing french fries, some really dumb people with hacked Facebook accounts, a very confused man with a rental truck, a family who were turned radioactive by the power company, a reckless couple trying to vacation in Jamaica, Ron helps one caller to stroke his pole, one lady really likes to give out her credit card number and one very angry couple do not want to support President Biden for some strange reason, and lots more too! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be 7060 7060 7060.

Dear God Please Bring Back My Chainsaw Robot Ron is dead and you are all to blame! With that out of the way let’s have a rundown of what happened this week. Firstly Ron and Kathy have to deal with some serious abuse from a taxi driver, people just do not want to accept our premium monthly cancellation service, we meet a guy who is renting out his house for super cheap, Tyrone gets himself a new chainsaw, some crazy old lady asks for dick pics, and an actual racists gets what she deserves, and lots more as usual. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be bringing back Robot Ron just to annoy you…

High Birds Don’t Cry Welcome to a Macron Show with a fresh lick of paint, if you’re watching the video version that is. We also got another show name that just wrote itself and we introduce the world to Virtual Ron. Some people love him, others want to cancel him, where do you sit? On this crazy packed show we meet a man who is looking to hit the big time on the stock market, we meet a female magician who kinda likes Ray’s email, a lady who really really wanted lots of salads, we attempt to goose several social media users, we meet a lady who watched adult content on ABC Mouse somehow and we have a long argument with a very special guy about his magical high bird truck. We also somehow manage to annoy some more multi level marketing scammers and a whole lot more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be virtual?

All Aboard The Jizzboat I love it when the show names just write themselves. On this crazy action packed show we meet a lady with a very interesting last name who really wants her reward points back, Tyrone gets himself a new umbrella, a dating site customer tries his luck with 3 lovely young ladies, we deal with a serious complaint about Kanye West stealing art, one man doesn’t like what he did with his own hoodies, we try to sell some premium quality goose tape and we attempt to help several stupid people who got locked out of their social media again. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be driving the cumbus.

Babykill INC Welcome to Babykill INC where this show sure got dark real fast. This time we’ve got an old lady who can’t stop looking at Ray’s porn, a very angry redneck who invested his meth empire money into bitcoin, we meet another very whiny man who wasn’t happy about his flight and another one who couldn’t work out to use the camera on his fancy new iPhone, we also cause major disruption for someone trying to sell crappy jewellery, meet a lady who is planning to make bombs out of slow cookers and we discuss the finer details of what goes into tinned corned beef over here at Babykill INC, and of course there’s loads more too. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be washing away the sins.

Look At Me: I’m Constance Now Be sure to watch the video version of this show to catch Ron suffering by eating the world’s hottest noodles live. Thanks to everyone that donated for this, this was probably the quickest donation goal ever reached because for some reason you all really seem to like seeing sweet gentle Ron suffer. This week we also meet a man who insists he does not want his Internet to be off for 2 weeks, another one of Tyrone’s lovers suddenly doesn’t want to buy him new things, one lady doesn’t notice an entire roll of missing cookies, we get one man to attempt to sing to his new seed pod, we meet a man who was WAY too fat for his mattress and another man who doesn’t want to buy a new house to accommodate his new rug, and loads more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be all over some Patreon shows…

Those Dogs Are My Children Welcome to another spectacular Mondays With Macron in which we have none stop awesome complainer calls all night. This time we meet a lady who doesn’t want to sign up to a monthly cancellation service, a guy who doesn’t know his son is Tyrone, a man who doesn’t know how to make fire, a lady who’s cruise got cancelled for some reason or another, a lady who got real mad about which seat she sat in on the plane and an entire apartment building who objected to having now power for 6 weeks. You just can’t please people these days. There were so many great calls in this show we hope you enjoy them as much as we did! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where BOGO again.

Bogo The Monkey Easiest show title ever. This show was an absolute blast. This time around we deal with serious issues at Robinhood, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to help clean up her local discount store, Ron helps an old lady with her tax return, we attempt to help a lady who has too much gravity, we deal with a very serious incident with an Uber customer and his service monkey, one lucky customer gets to talk to Rachael Ray about her cannabis needs, one lady is simply not pure enough for Roku and one guy gets super annoyed about President Biden taking away his guns, and so much more this week. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where BOGO.

I Didn’t Ask To Make Any Slime We’re back and better than ever! Sorry about last week’s technical problems but we tried to make up for it this time. In this show Ron catches up with some people who recieved horrible prank calls on Saturday, only people on Patreon might know what that’s all about. We also help a lady to make some cool slime even though she doesn’t appreciate it, we meet a racist lunatic psychic man, one old couple will just not hang up when trying to get their refund, we help a singer get access to her Facebook again and a couple of rednecks just do not understand that we want to charge them twice, and whole lot more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully there will be less technical problems.

Homemade Swamp Jerky So I only found out that today was a holiday in the States and that might explain why basically nobody wanted to pick up for us today. Despite this setback we still managed to get quite a few very strange characters to pick up including the lady from the last Patreon show who just likes to scream, a lady who lost her cosmetics order to some guy called Tyrone, a lady who complained about getting an iPad instead of a Chromebook, for some reason, and then had her daughter call up to abuse us, a very angry father an son with a friend in prison for something terrible and for the first time ever Ron is literally left speechless by one man’s racist tirade (we’ll be checking in with him again later) and we get a brand new song from Jeff! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully someone will pick up.

Come And Get Your Love Finally the show names are calming down a little bit. In this show the complainers decide they mostly don’t want to pick up, but that doesn’t stop us from forcing many of them to do so anyway. We also have great fun with some of our favourite multi level marketing scam jewellery sellers. We also manage to start our own brand new soap opera, cheer up an old lady who just had surgery, meet man who’s phone is way too fancy for the likes of us, we schedule some goosings for the next Patreon show, Ron gets threatened by an unemployed man who is locked out of his bank account and we meet a fully grown man who cried to his wife about not getting birthday pancakes and many more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where there will be more pickups…

Sluts Should Be Included With The Bed Welcome to 2021 people let’s start things with a bang! Lots of crazy complainers this time around including a really lame guy who would not stop calling about his pizza, a lady who ordered Outback Steakhouse for a new year’s dinner, a couple who had no business being at a theme park, a guy who bought two treadmills, Tyrone gets a new shirt, we chat to a friendly cop who won’t let us prank people, Carpel loses her shit with a very whiny complainer and Ron loses it when Mr. Anal demands some free sluts. Seriously. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where there will be surprises….

Paula Hole’s Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis This is what happens when we let Munch name the show. Welcome to the last Mondays With Macron of 2020, and thank goodness. This show is full of surprises including an almost full Carpel face reveal, make sure you’re on Patreon to see the whole thing. To see out this god awful year we deal with a lady who for some reason did not want to be repeatedly charged for talking to us, a man with a defective blower, a lady who could just never shut up, a woman who simply did not wish to pay for shipping, a social media user goes crazy on a plane and munch manages to cure someone of Lupus simply by being rude to them, and a whole lot more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron having a better year.

Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals No we didn’t spell the show name wrong you have to listen to the whole thing to understand this week’s bad pun. In this run up to Christmas show we meet a lady who ordered the wrong shoes and refuses to stuff them with newspaper, there is a terrible incident involving a failed game show, Tyrone gets a new bread bin, one lady mysteriously gets a strange goose on her computer, a lady complains that she ordered Christmas cards and then they arrived and another lady is completely shocked after purchasing food from a man walking around with a cooler that it was not premium quality, and many many more strange and wonderful and stupid complaints. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be preparing for a new year…

President Truman’s Test Tube Babies Welcome to another 4 hours of the best prank calls around! This time we had quite the cast of characters including an old man who we tried to convince was an alien test tube baby, Ron helps a guy figure out how to use his masturbation machine and then he REALLY wants a refund for some reason, we try and fail to goose several very sceptical people, Tyrone gets a new trash can but doesn’t get to speak to the lady because Ron goes off on her, one guy really doesn’t want to pay the Coronavirus tax Ron completely divides the chat with his opinions on kids travelling on planes and we meet a man who for some reason doesn’t want to pay $3000 for new brakes, but he’s clearly not a mechanic, and lots lots more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be surprising you all….

The Mayor Gets Dick Warts From Mrs. Butt’s Box Once again this whole thing of naming shows after people with silly names is really getting away from us. But what do you expect from a show with a Mrs. Butt, a Mrs. Clim and a Dick Warts? We decided to start this show a little later than usual and it kinda worked out because we got way more pickups during the early part than we did before, but I think the best calls are still towards the end of the show. This time we meet an actual town mayor who took a young boy to a dark parking lot for some red hot meat, some doctor tries to force the Corona vaccine onto sweet gentle Ray, Tyrone ruins someone’s credit rating, an old lady wants Ron’s hard, smooth 9 inches in her mouth every single morning and someone gets accidentally goosed whilst trying to access their own social media. Also Kevin was in a slightly better mood this week. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be announcing something…

Small Willis This is probably my favourite cheap pun show title I’ve though of this year, listen to this and and then tell me; do you see what I did? DO YOU SEE?! As well as this stroke of genius this time around we meet a lady who gets super angry at Tyrone for taking her coats, a very angry lady finds peace in having her phone reset, sweet gentle Ray suffers repeated abuse because of his Irishness, Ron threatens to put an old lady’s head through the wall for making out that People magazine is getting too liberal, we meet a man with a very small penis who got ripped off by an online date and Ron shows a Roku customer why once you go black you never go back, and lots more too. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be probably getting tattooed!

Midget Men From The Ukraine Another show where you just have to listen to find out where the name came from. In this week’s exciting adventure we catch up with Mr. Pussy himself, Ray steals a lady’s glasses, Tyrone steals someone’s house, one man causes a big fuss over $10, Ray is horrified to find gay porn on someone’s computer (and there is a LIVE goose in the studio this week!) we also have one complainer talk to a real live NFL player about his safety concerns and several people threaten to pull up on sweet gentle Ron. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be calling again and again.

Mars Attacks Hi everyone how ya durrrrin? So once again this week for the first part of the show only a couple of people wanted to pick up the phone, but boy did it get better after that! We had a woman who could not figure out what size jacket she wanted, Tyrone stole someone’s magazine subscription, Gaspian gets called a terrorist, a Boston Market complainer completely agrees with everything Ron says, a lady gets very very upset about her leaky vapes and Ron and Carpel do a lie detector test on a very angry lady names Mars, and so much more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where sweet gentle Ron never does anything wrong.

Ron’s Birthday Show Ron is drunk and he’s going to call again and again. That’s basically the summary of this show in which Ron is not fully competent to be operating the computer machines. For the first hour of this show nobody at all wanted to answer the phone, so enjoy that. After that we did manage to get some hilarious calls including an epic effort by Scoby to convince a man that he was really a woman, a lady who goes looking for Tyrone, a confused man who gets his political news from the NFL for some reason and a fabulous couple of racists with a broken dishwasher, and lots more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be nearly 40.

Loud And Obnoxious Can you believe some sick individual would call sweet gentle Ron loud and obnoxious? Well it happened. We also try to help out a lady who got scammed with her $55 Yeezys, we deal with a father who wants his son to finally move out, we meet a very angry lady who keeps trying to cancel her ABC Mouse service, we actually talk to a real life dead lady, and there’s a couple who are having real serious problems with both of their computers, and many many more. Stay tuned because later this week we are going to do some election coverage of some kind for you guys and it’s nearly Ron’s birthday… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be one year older…

The Macron Show Halloween Special 2020 In this terrifying Halloween spooktacular Ron gets dressed up in the Batman outfit that you guys sent in and proceeds to get very drunk and yell at a whole host of complainers, like the very irate lady who didn’t get her sticker, we deal with a serious deer rape incident, we meet a lady who expects everything to last forever, there’s man who gets Ron VERY angry when fails to complete even simple tasks. We also go virtual trick or treating at Kevin’s house, Jeff’s cardboard box and the Sea Tac Crest. Also there is a shock ending to this show so look out for the second YouTube video… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be escaping from the Joker.

Seven In this magnificent little show we meet a whole cast of zany characters and it’s pretty much none stop red hot complainer action from start to finish! This time there’s a lady who insists on getting her seven, Tyrone steals someone’s return labels, we meet a lady who finds out the sordid truth about her ex husband and the gay bars through a customer service complaint, a lady who really does not want to fly to North Korea, a man who wishes to complain about something Donald Trump said, a lady who’s husband bought her a really crappy watch and we cause real trouble at Macy’s and lots lots more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing something about Halloween…

Prank To The Future – Part 2 It’s that special date again, October 21st. The date that Marty went to the future in Back To The Future Part 2. Only now that was 5 years ago and only we seem to care about it, but it’s 5 years since we did the original Prank To The Future and we felt it was time for a sequel. This time around we convince a lady to speak to her younger self in order to cancel some insurance, we speak to an older and a younger version of Tyrone and we have some very bad news about the future for one lady expecting a package from Wish. And lots more silly time travel related nonsense. Join us on October 21st 2025 for Prank To The Future Part 3! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be fixing the space time continuum.

My Husband Was Useless Tonight was supposed to be the end of complainers since one of our favourite websites finally took our advice and started actually making it hard to find them. Luckily we have a few ways around this and we are working on something even better for the coming shows, do not miss it. This time around we still managed to talk to a guy who really did not like swearing on TV, a lady who’s husband was just not up to the job of setting up online accounts, a man who had a strange goose on his computer, Tryone got a new dryer and some dining room furniture and a really messed up lady is happy to sell us her puppies for animal testing. And lots more. Patreon supporters please stay tuned for some big stuff incoming! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be feeding the geese.

Rally’s Gone Wild Hi everyone and thanks for being here for another exciting Mondays With Macron. This time around Ron is in a FOUL mood and is not taking any crap from anyone. You might want to ask the children to leave the room for this one as Ron’s language could strip the paint off the walls this week. This show gets it’s title from a lady who did not approve of the staff at Rallys smoking weed, we also met a man who swore to track us down even though he couldn’t fix his own refrigerator, we meet the man with the lowest credit rating in the world, we donate some more refunds to Donald Trump, we try to make a man sing for a free Spotify account, Tyrone gets some blue jeans and Ron manages to traumatise a whole bunch of people who were whining too much, and loads more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to calm down.

LL Cool Jay’s Atomic Fascist Fiasco Thank you to Munch for the title of this crazy show. This week we meet a real crazy cast of characters including a man who is outraged at having to wait for 5 minutes for fast food, and then he can’t stop calling us back, a lady who doesn’t want to receive her gas in balloons, a dating site customer who couldn’t get enough dick, a lady who does not want fascist clothing, we organise a tactical nuclear strike on Tyrone, much to the upset of the customer and we get some hilarious messages from another butthurt troll, and SO much more. This was a wild show and LOT of fun. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be preparing his mom for her

You’re Not My Dad Hi everyone. Here’s another little show that really got away from us and nearly ended up being 5 hours long. Firstly I apologise again that the very end of the video version of this show might be all messed up, including the end credits. That’s because my Internet sometimes decides to take a little break on it’s own. Tomorrow I’m going to call my Internet provider and yell at them until they have PTSD. Never mind though because most of the show is just fine. This time around we meet a very special boy who will not be told what to do, a guy who dumped his own daughter at the airport, a lady who lets her very young child play Grand Theft Auto, we accidentally fire a fast food employee who already quit, we meet a man who has a troublesome goose problem on his computer and so much more. You’ll just have to listen to it all won’t you? Sorry about the Internet issues I will make it get fixed by yelling this week… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be upsetting Internet providers…

Humidity With A Vampire Welcome to another silly and pointless episode of Mondays With Macron. This week we meet a vampire who gets moist for Ron, a man who can’t be goosed because he already has Indian scammers on his computer, we try our best to give a very eager young lady a proper job interview for the dollar store, Tyrone gets some new fitness equipment, we upgrade some lady to an awesome new TV package and so much more. We also premier a brand new Kevin song but the man himself is way too grumpy tonight even though he’s watching porn as usual. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be watching Goose TV…

The State Of The Union Please excuse all the serious talk at the start of this show but certain things needed to be said and I hope it was beneficial and taken in the right way by everyone. Now onto the prankings; this week we meet an amazing business coach, a guy who has a stupid idea for a new game show, a man who runs away at the first sign of an argument over his distaste for fake crowds, Tyrone is now taking money directly out of cash machines, we meet a gym customer who wants to bring young boys along with him and we set the goose loose on one unsuspecting lady and released the fabled Hank footage, and much more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be plumping his goose.

Yeah Go On Then Once again this show is split into two parts if you’re watching on the video machines because the British Internet can’t stay connected for two minutes during these trying times. This week the goose is well and truly loose as Ray tries to fix some serious computer issues. We also had multiple dating site customers who needed some help, including one lady who was too old for Ron and another who did not like having her lifetime membership. We also called a British complainer who was having problems with his bill, an irresponsible parent who let their child do anything that a 21 year old did, a lady who sneezed on her Game Boy and a lady who was banned for showing her genitals on the Internet. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be yelling at Internet providers…

Busting Balls If you came here for gratuitous vomiting them I’m sorry to disappoint but that was in the previous show. This show mostly consists of a drunken Ron yelling at a priest who REALLY wants his donation back, a drunken Ron yelling at a guy that we were trying to goose and scaring him away, another customer who was too smart for her own good in trying to catch Tyrone ordering pizzas on her credit card, a bunch of whiny dating site customers who for some reason do not want to pay to meet hot women in their area, a British customer who does not like the tone of Ray’s voice and a whole host of other angry and confused people. Also Kevin is a complete jerk tonight and Jeff is too scared to pick up at all any more. Thankfully Karl is on hand to deal with all of our returns… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be busting more than balls…

The Deep Dark Web Welcome to one of the most harrowing experiences of Ron’s life. In this episode you guys finally made him drink the hot sauce (2 shots this time) so thanks for that you sadists! We also made a bunch of random people very angry with us for some reason including a very clever lady who tried to trick Tyrone into admitting that he stole her package, a man who wants to keep his house a secret, several people who did not want to make mandatory donations to the Trump 2020 campaign, a dating site customer who is in complete denial, a very fancy lady who called us from her hotel room in Italy and Ron tries to seduce another female cop, and frankly too much more to even write here, just go and watch the whole thing! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be recovering from severe stomach trauma…

Car Stereo Blunt Another show that got way out of hand, but that’s just how things have been going recently. Also once again my Restream died on me and the video got cut into two parts, I am taking steps to fix this! This show contains very strong language throughout and we tackle a lot of very explosive political views in order to expose what some of the *ssholes that we call really think. If you are offended by anything at all then don’t listen basically. In this show we repeatedly try and fail to Goose some very stupid people, Ron gets into trouble for falling asleep on the job again, we help a very brave boy who cut his finger on a can of ice tea and somehow survived, Tyrone gets some new vibrating exercise equipment and we meet a family of Hilter loving racists who are happy for their address to be given out on the air. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to find someone to talk to who’s not a racist idiot…

The Leprechaun First of all sorry that this show is split into two parts for people watching on YouTube, my streaming service took a big crap towards the end of the show but you can find the last little part right here, and it’s worth it: https://youtu.be/G9BliMuCock This is also a VERY special show because a certain co-host named Ray told everyone he would do a face reveal if they donated five hundred shmeckles during the show, which of course you guys did so enjoy and remember no refunds! In this crazy beast of a show Ron puts an anti-masker well and truly in her place, we meet a lady who tried to start a protest over her bad chicken sandwiches, we try out Arby’s new famous horse sandwich, explain to a very confused man how the stock market works and we help a very angry lady find love with her coworkers via teamviewer, and lots more. And you also get to see Ray (if you watch on YouTube that is) If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to find out what else Ray is willing to do for money…

My Wife Is A Little Slow Welcome to August people and as usual we have a bumper crop of idiots to see in the new month. This time it’s a very cruel lady who does not want to donate her order to charity, we try to convince and elderly woman that she took our sleeping tablets and entered into some Total Recall like experience, we get into a very bitter dispute with a religious jewellery buyer, we meet an Xbox customer who wants to upgrade to the “shower scene” edition of NBA2k and we meet a man who’s wife is being serviced by Shlags, and many more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be servicing your needs.

Weather Station 4000 In another silly edition of Mondays With Macron as well as the obvious fresh goosing of a potential Twitch streamer we meet another person who changed their travel plans due to some unknown worldwide virus, a lady who is anxiously awaiting her test results, Tyrone gets a new golf mat, some crazy guy wants US to fix his broken car, some lady cannot activate her bank card and we keep charging every time we escalate things to another supervisor, and we have a lot of them. There are way too many other crazy calls to list here. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be who dis?

No, I Said NO Another bumper Mondays With Macron full of weird and wonderful people. This time around we meet a man who has some kind of weird problem with all his bank charges, a horny silver haired dating site customer, a REALLY angry family who want to have their car parts delivered to THEIR address, we get a visit from the good Father, find a woman who got stray dog eyelashes for her birthday, a man who for some reason doesn’t want to pay Tyrone’s phone bill and a family of hillbilly’s who didn’t get their order from Macy’s, and loads more! Also stupid Kevin is back from vacation but wouldn’t pick up the phone, sorry everyone. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be forcing Kevin to answer.

Peter Venkman Prank Caller Well in this show Ron literally gets busted (badum tish) when it is discovered by a real life mafia gangster that he is in fact Peter Venkman from New York it’s a long story but don’t miss it. We also talked to a Dollar Shave Club customer who for some reason didn’t want to pay money every month just to cancel, a Plenty Of Fish user who does not want to upload nudes, Ron gets into a fight with a real life champion boxer, we ban some snot nosed kid from Xbox Live, argue with a man who REALLY wants a new washing machine and much more. We also check in with all the usual people, except Kevin who is busy going on vacation but did leave a great voicemail behind. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be making it go…

Firing My Cyber Hip Pew! Hi everyone how ya durrrin? In yet another crazy show we meet a cybernetic prostitute who wants us to make a movie of her life, we get yelled at a lot by a very angry Fashion Nova customer, poor sweet gentle Smiley Homey gets yelled at for trying to raise money for charity, we meet a mother who’s son has itchy scalp who can’t seem to operate the automated telephone system, we meet a lady who is not happy with her Catholic dating service and certainly not happy with our in-house priest’s customer service and we have a man who got banned from Linkedin for using a fake driver’s license and many many more. We also got our message of the day from what’s his face and tonight we left Kevin alone as he isn’t feeling well. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be cleansing your sins…