The Macron Show

Into It On Labor Day Once again I forgot that Labor Day always falls on a Monday and so this is technically a holiday special, luckily lots of people were still around to argue about their complaints! Today we meet a man who confuses his accounting software with gay porn, a friendly lady who is sick of Samsung, a man who kicked off whilst buying sunglasses, we deal with a bona fide computer expert (standby!) we try to help another famous actress with her phone problems, there’s a bad boss who gives her employees gift vouchers instead of a raise, Dunkin Donuts runs out of donuts, one man finds out that his kids are on drugs and we are forced to deal with a VERY angry man who broke his car. And lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be streaming epic stuff on Twitch!

Gouging Your Wife’s Purse Welcome to an other exciting episode featuring only the most premium first world complainers and menopausal misfits. This week we AI Verify a lady who is locked out of her Instagram account, meet a woman who was not happy at all about her free pretzel, a lady with a seriously overpriced exercise bike, a family who had their nice new house smashed to bits by Costco, a lady who did not want us to fix her lazy table, a guy who got ripped off on his Joe Rogan tickets and we meet a couple who’s son went crazy on his first day away from home, and a lot more too. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be trying to hook Mr. Scobie up…

Flight Of The Litigator Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron that got way out of hand. First of all skip the entire first hour if you just want calls, the first hour was spent discussing Macron’s recent Patreon ban and playing around with some technical problems, but after that things really got going. This week we deal with a famous rapper and his rental car, a couple who think pilots should have to wear face masks, a lady who was too fat to sit next to other people, a woman who just wants a refund for her parent’s washing machine, one man gets offended by an indecent proposal from another passenger and we finally get Ray some work to do at the airport. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be still right here!

Boxes Boxes BOXES Here we go with a whole new wild and wacky Mondays with Macron. This show name was written by an awesome guy at my new favourite hotel (sorry Sea Tac). This week Ron handles a real life porn star with airline problems, we give one lady some great advice about driving instead of flying, we have to ban someone from Chipotle after a comment about donkey balls, one lady attempts to catch a flight that leaves before she gets to the airport, Tyrone gets himself a whole new set of household items, some terrible airline has broken seats in first class, one lady goes completely wild and appears to be on drugs and speaking of which we end things with a super crazy Comcast complainer. And there’s a whole lot more packed into this episode too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be looking for more porn stars to prank…

Dirty Lowe Down Cluckers Welcome to another wacky Mondays With Macron that got slightly out of hand. This time it’s a lady who’s very important workmates ordered women’s clothes on her account, people are not happy being offered our amazing Olive Garden vouchers, we make one guy take a very long trip around Chicago airport, we are forced to terminate an unruly phone customer, AI Verify a Tesla buyer, try out our brand new hold trick on an unsuspecting Lowes customer, Ron cheers up a dude who got screwed over by a crappy coffee shop, a U-Haul customer just won’t shut up about what happened, Ron gets in some extra video game time, we meet a man who’s name is clucking and we discover that Kevin has gone missing, and loads more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be free.

What Happens In Stormy Stays In Stormy I let Munch name this show but those of you who caught this live know what it’s all about. This week on a totally regular episode we mess with a porn star shacked up in a Vegas hotel room with her own brother, we are forced to ban a guy who simply can’t behave on his flights, Ray has great difficulty delivering packages to one awkward customer, we meet a sensitive, one lady really enjoys the new and improved AI Verify, young man who is scared of the people at the check-in desk and Ron gets into an argument with a rude Facebook user who just wants to waste everyone’s time. There were a lot more stormy calls in this show, we hope you enjoy! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be Scottish!

Blackzilla Vs Master Nerdy Gotta love it when the show names just write themselves as we go along. Amazing show this week featuring the return of the real Tyrone, and he’s back to stealing packages! We also ruin someone’s 12 hour hold streak on the phone to an airline, we cause some very confusing scheduling problems for one family, Ron accidentally charges $60,000 to someone’s company credit card, Ron highly offends a middle class coffee pot buyer, we meet a crafty man who thinks that Ron is a scammer and he can put him on some kind of stupid podcast, we try our best to help a very angry lady stranded at the side of the road and we finally get Kevin to answer the phone as well! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be watching the sexy Carpel Show this week…

Are You A Lawyer? The big question on everyone’s lips this week is indeed; are you a lawyer though? This week prepare yourselves to deal with a lady who trashed her hotel room, a lady who gets her internet cut off for mouthing off, another man doesn’t want to pay his cancellation fees, a lady keep complaining about her horrible phone service, one man has trouble verifying himself for Yelp, one couple get very confused by our cruise offerings, Ron and Scoby get lucky with a female soccer (football!) player and one lady gets incredibly confused about where she lives. and we meet a guy who just will not stop saying rude things to us. We also mange to verify lots of unhappy customers with our state of the art AI system plus a few other little surprises too. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be not living under a billboard…

I Was Only Joe King Firstly thank you to the mother of the complainer who called her son Joe King and thus made this the easiest bad pun show name ever! This week Ron spends the entire show trying to get a gift of tequila and raw eggs to a hotel guest with too many people, we also helped Joe King himself deal with a very very serious flight issue in Vegas, we donate another customer’s refund to help get Donald Trump re-elected next week, we have a great discussion with an artist about who is least in touch with their customers, we deal with a problem with some car company called Kia that I have literally never heard of before, Ron completely loses it over the football results and Ray manages to help out this week by sending all our most important documents to our customers, and yet for some reason all they do is abuse us. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be not talking about football any more.

Saturday Night Ron What is this insanity? Mondays With Macron but on a Saturday? It really happened! This show was to say thank you to everyone for helping us smash our donation target this week and helped us replace our busted up TV. You guys are the best so we tried to make this show as crazy as possible and I think we did pretty well. Get ready to meet a man who really does not like robots, we cause trouble for one special little guy after his dad buys him an airline ticket, we reschedule some very important flights which for some reason people are not too happy about, we tell another cable customer to tidy up our damn cables for us and Ronny hijacks a plane in order to hold one customer’s car keys hostage (yes you read that right). Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be cheering watching England win the soccer machine!

Sea Slugs On A Plane Welcome to another amazing Mondays With Macron! This really was a show of epic proportions that mainly focused on airline complainers. This week we deal with a lady who has been driven insane by Jetblue customer service, a banking customer with a phone that doesn’t damn well work, we have a fun conversation with a lady after making her hang up on the real customer services after being on hold for 10 straight hours, we deal with a real first world complainer who had to wait for one hour to get in the Centurion lounge at the airport, one customer forgets to tick the box to allow the pilot to be drunk, we have to ban one unruly lady from Six Flags, another lady complains about her rental car, and a whole bunch more people complain about our state of the art AI verification system! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be cheering on the England Football Team!!

Adult Dippers What a crazy show this week. Not only did we have the crazy Canadian CarpelTunnel back in the studio but we had a whole host of super crazy people who wanted to argue with us, despite our amazing customer service. This week we meet a serious technical computer expert who would never let his security be compromised, we meet a lady who for some reason did not want to donate the profits from her book to Melania Trump, we cause complete havoc for a whole bunch of airline customers including one couple who were VERY thirsty for their refund and whole bunch of people who managed to click on the hard dicks for us. This show really got out of hand so we hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be having quite the week…

Fireman Ron And The 40 Year Old Virgin In this amazing and incredible show not only do we have some fancy upgraded webcam technology going on but sweet gentle Ron literally saves one poor woman from burning to death in a terrible house fire, tries to service a 40 year old virgin on Zoom, we attempt to derail some plumbing work live at the scene, we put another unruly child on the no fly list, Ron and Scoby attempt to hook up with a famous actress who really likes yoga but does not like to verify themselves with our newest AI technology and DS does an incredible Boomhauer impression for the real life Hank Hill. We also wish a very happy birthday to the one and only Doctor Charles and we thank Log and Zero Hero for some awesome donations recently to help us upgrade the show machines even more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri….

Sassy And Horny This show name is way more family friendly than you might think, kinda, but don’t go listening to this at work or in front of the kids or anything just in case. This week on Mondays With Macron we meet another man with a broken tranny, a man who was confused about what razor to buy, we meet a genuine army man who wants some free Fox, one man who refuses to let us book a nice new vacation for him, a man who orders cookies from Ubereats, Ron gets intimate with one lady’s car and Ron and Scoby manage to get two neighbours into a serious fight, and lots more too! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be supporting the soccer ball games.

Male Parts And Government Phones Firstly I apologise for the sheer number of deadbeats in this show, it really was a night for complete losers. This week we meet a couple who couldn’t handle all their credit card debt, and had a broken car, we attempt to verify someone who wants to merge a bunch of their weird Facebook accounts, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to pay for phone calls, one lady has to get her husband to fight her battles for her, we meet a couple of stoner dropouts who for some reason think sweet gentle Ron is a scammer and another lady who refuses to take an additional flight just to go see a sports game, and lots more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be celebrating Carpel’s birthday!

Hold The Squeak In this awesome show we meet a man who has a very serious problem with a squeaky chair, and no other problems at all! We also meet a lady who has real problems verifying her identity for her insurance, a lady who can’t find her invisible package, a lady who does not want to have Amazon Prime forced upon her, a very obnoxious woman with home security problems, someone who got banned from Twitter for hate speech who we will be catching up with on our next supporter’s show, a very annoyed airline customer and a lady who smelled so bad that Uber had to charge her extra, and lots more. We also managed to confuse some more jewellery sellers and got a few extra little surprises in here too… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be starting the new month off right…

Captain Pen is Here This might be my favourite show name so far. Take that censors! This show was packed with awesome complainers right from the start including a few who just wanted to take up all of our time and left us with a ton of people we still have to call! This week we meet a man who was literally begging for help and yet was still rude to us on the phone, we meet an all new type of superhero, a lady who should not have booked with Expedia, a man who rented a car and then pretended he didn’t, a lady who has had enough of South West Air, a lady who made rap songs for Verizon, a man who was clearly trying to scam some free Chipotle and a guy who did not take proper care of his paintwork, and many more. We also got a great message of the day this week so you know it’s a good show. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be moaning about Biomutant.

Golf Venom What a show tonight! For some reason a whole heap of really crazy people decided to pick up the phone and argue with Ron including a man who showed up at the store way too late, a company that paid Google twice for the same thing, a man with some kind of alien life form in his golf clubs, a man who just did not like foreigners and wanted to do something crazy at his Airbnb, a man who had to go on the no fly list for his bad behaviour, another hacking problem over at Facebook and someone who didn’t know what address they wanted their stuff sent to. We also managed to verify a lot of people with our new advanced AI system, which was nice. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be moaning about his COVID jab.

Skin Flute Practise This show was kinda named by Ray and Dale from the Manhole so thanks for that guys! This week we got some great complainer calls including a man who does not want our special smart windows, a lady who doesn’t want to pay over $100 for some light bulbs, for some reason, we meet a man who lives with his mom and yet cannot find a date, a lady who doesn’t know that she is supposed to pee in her own cat litter, a woman with one of the most annoying voices ever and a nice old lady who is very happy to verify herself using AI technology. We also managed to disrupt yet more crappy jewellery sellers and get involved in some important conferences. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be launching a new show on Patreon!

Whisky And Cat Litter Cigarettes I am glad somebody else named this show because frankly the names I came up with myself were way too vulgar to be accepted anyway. In this crazy show be prepared to send the kids to the neighbours house because sweet gentle Ron is once again pushed to the limits of his temper by some very unreasonable people. This week we get a lady who dirtied up her rental car and did not want to pay for the cleaning, another selfish family flying around during the pandemic, people trying to buy and sell guns using fake accounts, a lady who pooped in her cat’s litter tray, a very filthy racist redneck who accidentally exposes himself to the whole world and a lady who went on Match and ended up getting divorced, and lots more. We also managed to disrupt a psychic call in show and several more jewellery selling multi level marketers. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hopefully dealing with some Resident Evil Villages…

The Notorious PIG With The Hairy Chest Back to the more obscure show naming again this week, you will just have to listen to the whole thing to understand this nonsense. In this show the complainers really made us work for our supper but we did get many real winners in the end including a couple of customers buying plants from some seed company and making a whole big fuss about it, Tyrone gets some new underwear for his new lady, one guy is way too dumb to understand how to work his shower, we meet a Mexican man who kept going into the wrong classroom at school, and we meet several very special people who just don’t remember making a complaint and have no idea what is going. We also managed to disrupt several multi level marketing scammers and we deal with a pesky troll in true Macron Show fashion. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be having a very interesting week…

Mike Lindell Vs Ron Blackman Well this was probably the easiest show ever to name. In this episode Ron and Ray take great displeasure in Mike Lindell and his failed attempts to set up a brand new social media platform and decide to do their bit to get involved when Mike announces he’s doing a 48 hour live stream to promote it. This show ended up starting super early and were busy working on this for hours beforehand, but I think the end result was worth it. Being the true professionals that we are we also managed to satisfy a whole bunch of fresh complainers for you too including a man who jerked off too much in his rental car, a lady who used makeup made out of ground up babies and and yet another person who got their Facebook hacked. Thank you to everyone that was involved in making this epic show and enjoy reading about us in the news! macronshow.com bitches. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be president…

My Husband’s Purse Ron is finally back in business and showing the amateurs how to do calls. Sorry for the brief absence but we are about to more than make up for it! This week an angry customer attempts to Tweet Ron to death, we meet a top level business lady who refuses to pay for software, we meet a lady who forgot her password and that’s everybody’s fault, one lady refuses to take a layover at Jeff’s house, we deal with some crazy sex parties in people’s houses, we meet a man who is too ashamed to admit that his wife buys his purses from him, we seriously trigger an underearner and once again Carpel leaves Kevin with some tiny blue balls. And a lot more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing real prank calls…

7060 Pillow Biters I shouldn’t talk about where this show name even comes from but if you listen it’s definitely in there. This week we meet a whole new cast of characters including a very angry lady with some missing french fries, some really dumb people with hacked Facebook accounts, a very confused man with a rental truck, a family who were turned radioactive by the power company, a reckless couple trying to vacation in Jamaica, Ron helps one caller to stroke his pole, one lady really likes to give out her credit card number and one very angry couple do not want to support President Biden for some strange reason, and lots more too! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be 7060 7060 7060.

Dear God Please Bring Back My Chainsaw Robot Ron is dead and you are all to blame! With that out of the way let’s have a rundown of what happened this week. Firstly Ron and Kathy have to deal with some serious abuse from a taxi driver, people just do not want to accept our premium monthly cancellation service, we meet a guy who is renting out his house for super cheap, Tyrone gets himself a new chainsaw, some crazy old lady asks for dick pics, and an actual racists gets what she deserves, and lots more as usual. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be bringing back Robot Ron just to annoy you…

High Birds Don’t Cry Welcome to a Macron Show with a fresh lick of paint, if you’re watching the video version that is. We also got another show name that just wrote itself and we introduce the world to Virtual Ron. Some people love him, others want to cancel him, where do you sit? On this crazy packed show we meet a man who is looking to hit the big time on the stock market, we meet a female magician who kinda likes Ray’s email, a lady who really really wanted lots of salads, we attempt to goose several social media users, we meet a lady who watched adult content on ABC Mouse somehow and we have a long argument with a very special guy about his magical high bird truck. We also somehow manage to annoy some more multi level marketing scammers and a whole lot more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be virtual?

All Aboard The Jizzboat I love it when the show names just write themselves. On this crazy action packed show we meet a lady with a very interesting last name who really wants her reward points back, Tyrone gets himself a new umbrella, a dating site customer tries his luck with 3 lovely young ladies, we deal with a serious complaint about Kanye West stealing art, one man doesn’t like what he did with his own hoodies, we try to sell some premium quality goose tape and we attempt to help several stupid people who got locked out of their social media again. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be driving the cumbus.

Babykill INC Welcome to Babykill INC where this show sure got dark real fast. This time we’ve got an old lady who can’t stop looking at Ray’s porn, a very angry redneck who invested his meth empire money into bitcoin, we meet another very whiny man who wasn’t happy about his flight and another one who couldn’t work out to use the camera on his fancy new iPhone, we also cause major disruption for someone trying to sell crappy jewellery, meet a lady who is planning to make bombs out of slow cookers and we discuss the finer details of what goes into tinned corned beef over here at Babykill INC, and of course there’s loads more too. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be washing away the sins.

Look At Me: I’m Constance Now Be sure to watch the video version of this show to catch Ron suffering by eating the world’s hottest noodles live. Thanks to everyone that donated for this, this was probably the quickest donation goal ever reached because for some reason you all really seem to like seeing sweet gentle Ron suffer. This week we also meet a man who insists he does not want his Internet to be off for 2 weeks, another one of Tyrone’s lovers suddenly doesn’t want to buy him new things, one lady doesn’t notice an entire roll of missing cookies, we get one man to attempt to sing to his new seed pod, we meet a man who was WAY too fat for his mattress and another man who doesn’t want to buy a new house to accommodate his new rug, and loads more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be all over some Patreon shows…

Those Dogs Are My Children Welcome to another spectacular Mondays With Macron in which we have none stop awesome complainer calls all night. This time we meet a lady who doesn’t want to sign up to a monthly cancellation service, a guy who doesn’t know his son is Tyrone, a man who doesn’t know how to make fire, a lady who’s cruise got cancelled for some reason or another, a lady who got real mad about which seat she sat in on the plane and an entire apartment building who objected to having now power for 6 weeks. You just can’t please people these days. There were so many great calls in this show we hope you enjoy them as much as we did! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where BOGO again.

Bogo The Monkey Easiest show title ever. This show was an absolute blast. This time around we deal with serious issues at Robinhood, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to help clean up her local discount store, Ron helps an old lady with her tax return, we attempt to help a lady who has too much gravity, we deal with a very serious incident with an Uber customer and his service monkey, one lucky customer gets to talk to Rachael Ray about her cannabis needs, one lady is simply not pure enough for Roku and one guy gets super annoyed about President Biden taking away his guns, and so much more this week. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where BOGO.

I Didn’t Ask To Make Any Slime We’re back and better than ever! Sorry about last week’s technical problems but we tried to make up for it this time. In this show Ron catches up with some people who recieved horrible prank calls on Saturday, only people on Patreon might know what that’s all about. We also help a lady to make some cool slime even though she doesn’t appreciate it, we meet a racist lunatic psychic man, one old couple will just not hang up when trying to get their refund, we help a singer get access to her Facebook again and a couple of rednecks just do not understand that we want to charge them twice, and whole lot more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully there will be less technical problems.

Homemade Swamp Jerky So I only found out that today was a holiday in the States and that might explain why basically nobody wanted to pick up for us today. Despite this setback we still managed to get quite a few very strange characters to pick up including the lady from the last Patreon show who just likes to scream, a lady who lost her cosmetics order to some guy called Tyrone, a lady who complained about getting an iPad instead of a Chromebook, for some reason, and then had her daughter call up to abuse us, a very angry father an son with a friend in prison for something terrible and for the first time ever Ron is literally left speechless by one man’s racist tirade (we’ll be checking in with him again later) and we get a brand new song from Jeff! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully someone will pick up.

Come And Get Your Love Finally the show names are calming down a little bit. In this show the complainers decide they mostly don’t want to pick up, but that doesn’t stop us from forcing many of them to do so anyway. We also have great fun with some of our favourite multi level marketing scam jewellery sellers. We also manage to start our own brand new soap opera, cheer up an old lady who just had surgery, meet man who’s phone is way too fancy for the likes of us, we schedule some goosings for the next Patreon show, Ron gets threatened by an unemployed man who is locked out of his bank account and we meet a fully grown man who cried to his wife about not getting birthday pancakes and many more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where there will be more pickups…

Sluts Should Be Included With The Bed Welcome to 2021 people let’s start things with a bang! Lots of crazy complainers this time around including a really lame guy who would not stop calling about his pizza, a lady who ordered Outback Steakhouse for a new year’s dinner, a couple who had no business being at a theme park, a guy who bought two treadmills, Tyrone gets a new shirt, we chat to a friendly cop who won’t let us prank people, Carpel loses her shit with a very whiny complainer and Ron loses it when Mr. Anal demands some free sluts. Seriously. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where there will be surprises….

Paula Hole’s Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis This is what happens when we let Munch name the show. Welcome to the last Mondays With Macron of 2020, and thank goodness. This show is full of surprises including an almost full Carpel face reveal, make sure you’re on Patreon to see the whole thing. To see out this god awful year we deal with a lady who for some reason did not want to be repeatedly charged for talking to us, a man with a defective blower, a lady who could just never shut up, a woman who simply did not wish to pay for shipping, a social media user goes crazy on a plane and munch manages to cure someone of Lupus simply by being rude to them, and a whole lot more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron having a better year.

Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals No we didn’t spell the show name wrong you have to listen to the whole thing to understand this week’s bad pun. In this run up to Christmas show we meet a lady who ordered the wrong shoes and refuses to stuff them with newspaper, there is a terrible incident involving a failed game show, Tyrone gets a new bread bin, one lady mysteriously gets a strange goose on her computer, a lady complains that she ordered Christmas cards and then they arrived and another lady is completely shocked after purchasing food from a man walking around with a cooler that it was not premium quality, and many many more strange and wonderful and stupid complaints. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be preparing for a new year…

President Truman’s Test Tube Babies Welcome to another 4 hours of the best prank calls around! This time we had quite the cast of characters including an old man who we tried to convince was an alien test tube baby, Ron helps a guy figure out how to use his masturbation machine and then he REALLY wants a refund for some reason, we try and fail to goose several very sceptical people, Tyrone gets a new trash can but doesn’t get to speak to the lady because Ron goes off on her, one guy really doesn’t want to pay the Coronavirus tax Ron completely divides the chat with his opinions on kids travelling on planes and we meet a man who for some reason doesn’t want to pay $3000 for new brakes, but he’s clearly not a mechanic, and lots lots more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be surprising you all….

The Mayor Gets Dick Warts From Mrs. Butt’s Box Once again this whole thing of naming shows after people with silly names is really getting away from us. But what do you expect from a show with a Mrs. Butt, a Mrs. Clim and a Dick Warts? We decided to start this show a little later than usual and it kinda worked out because we got way more pickups during the early part than we did before, but I think the best calls are still towards the end of the show. This time we meet an actual town mayor who took a young boy to a dark parking lot for some red hot meat, some doctor tries to force the Corona vaccine onto sweet gentle Ray, Tyrone ruins someone’s credit rating, an old lady wants Ron’s hard, smooth 9 inches in her mouth every single morning and someone gets accidentally goosed whilst trying to access their own social media. Also Kevin was in a slightly better mood this week. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be announcing something…

Small Willis This is probably my favourite cheap pun show title I’ve though of this year, listen to this and and then tell me; do you see what I did? DO YOU SEE?! As well as this stroke of genius this time around we meet a lady who gets super angry at Tyrone for taking her coats, a very angry lady finds peace in having her phone reset, sweet gentle Ray suffers repeated abuse because of his Irishness, Ron threatens to put an old lady’s head through the wall for making out that People magazine is getting too liberal, we meet a man with a very small penis who got ripped off by an online date and Ron shows a Roku customer why once you go black you never go back, and lots more too. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be probably getting tattooed!

Midget Men From The Ukraine Another show where you just have to listen to find out where the name came from. In this week’s exciting adventure we catch up with Mr. Pussy himself, Ray steals a lady’s glasses, Tyrone steals someone’s house, one man causes a big fuss over $10, Ray is horrified to find gay porn on someone’s computer (and there is a LIVE goose in the studio this week!) we also have one complainer talk to a real live NFL player about his safety concerns and several people threaten to pull up on sweet gentle Ron. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be calling again and again.

Mars Attacks Hi everyone how ya durrrrin? So once again this week for the first part of the show only a couple of people wanted to pick up the phone, but boy did it get better after that! We had a woman who could not figure out what size jacket she wanted, Tyrone stole someone’s magazine subscription, Gaspian gets called a terrorist, a Boston Market complainer completely agrees with everything Ron says, a lady gets very very upset about her leaky vapes and Ron and Carpel do a lie detector test on a very angry lady names Mars, and so much more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where sweet gentle Ron never does anything wrong.

Ron’s Birthday Show Ron is drunk and he’s going to call again and again. That’s basically the summary of this show in which Ron is not fully competent to be operating the computer machines. For the first hour of this show nobody at all wanted to answer the phone, so enjoy that. After that we did manage to get some hilarious calls including an epic effort by Scoby to convince a man that he was really a woman, a lady who goes looking for Tyrone, a confused man who gets his political news from the NFL for some reason and a fabulous couple of racists with a broken dishwasher, and lots more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be nearly 40.

Loud And Obnoxious Can you believe some sick individual would call sweet gentle Ron loud and obnoxious? Well it happened. We also try to help out a lady who got scammed with her $55 Yeezys, we deal with a father who wants his son to finally move out, we meet a very angry lady who keeps trying to cancel her ABC Mouse service, we actually talk to a real life dead lady, and there’s a couple who are having real serious problems with both of their computers, and many many more. Stay tuned because later this week we are going to do some election coverage of some kind for you guys and it’s nearly Ron’s birthday… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be one year older…

The Macron Show Halloween Special 2020 In this terrifying Halloween spooktacular Ron gets dressed up in the Batman outfit that you guys sent in and proceeds to get very drunk and yell at a whole host of complainers, like the very irate lady who didn’t get her sticker, we deal with a serious deer rape incident, we meet a lady who expects everything to last forever, there’s man who gets Ron VERY angry when fails to complete even simple tasks. We also go virtual trick or treating at Kevin’s house, Jeff’s cardboard box and the Sea Tac Crest. Also there is a shock ending to this show so look out for the second YouTube video… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be escaping from the Joker.

Seven In this magnificent little show we meet a whole cast of zany characters and it’s pretty much none stop red hot complainer action from start to finish! This time there’s a lady who insists on getting her seven, Tyrone steals someone’s return labels, we meet a lady who finds out the sordid truth about her ex husband and the gay bars through a customer service complaint, a lady who really does not want to fly to North Korea, a man who wishes to complain about something Donald Trump said, a lady who’s husband bought her a really crappy watch and we cause real trouble at Macy’s and lots lots more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing something about Halloween…

Prank To The Future – Part 2 It’s that special date again, October 21st. The date that Marty went to the future in Back To The Future Part 2. Only now that was 5 years ago and only we seem to care about it, but it’s 5 years since we did the original Prank To The Future and we felt it was time for a sequel. This time around we convince a lady to speak to her younger self in order to cancel some insurance, we speak to an older and a younger version of Tyrone and we have some very bad news about the future for one lady expecting a package from Wish. And lots more silly time travel related nonsense. Join us on October 21st 2025 for Prank To The Future Part 3! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be fixing the space time continuum.

My Husband Was Useless Tonight was supposed to be the end of complainers since one of our favourite websites finally took our advice and started actually making it hard to find them. Luckily we have a few ways around this and we are working on something even better for the coming shows, do not miss it. This time around we still managed to talk to a guy who really did not like swearing on TV, a lady who’s husband was just not up to the job of setting up online accounts, a man who had a strange goose on his computer, Tryone got a new dryer and some dining room furniture and a really messed up lady is happy to sell us her puppies for animal testing. And lots more. Patreon supporters please stay tuned for some big stuff incoming! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be feeding the geese.

Rally’s Gone Wild Hi everyone and thanks for being here for another exciting Mondays With Macron. This time around Ron is in a FOUL mood and is not taking any crap from anyone. You might want to ask the children to leave the room for this one as Ron’s language could strip the paint off the walls this week. This show gets it’s title from a lady who did not approve of the staff at Rallys smoking weed, we also met a man who swore to track us down even though he couldn’t fix his own refrigerator, we meet the man with the lowest credit rating in the world, we donate some more refunds to Donald Trump, we try to make a man sing for a free Spotify account, Tyrone gets some blue jeans and Ron manages to traumatise a whole bunch of people who were whining too much, and loads more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to calm down.

LL Cool Jay’s Atomic Fascist Fiasco Thank you to Munch for the title of this crazy show. This week we meet a real crazy cast of characters including a man who is outraged at having to wait for 5 minutes for fast food, and then he can’t stop calling us back, a lady who doesn’t want to receive her gas in balloons, a dating site customer who couldn’t get enough dick, a lady who does not want fascist clothing, we organise a tactical nuclear strike on Tyrone, much to the upset of the customer and we get some hilarious messages from another butthurt troll, and SO much more. This was a wild show and LOT of fun. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be preparing his mom for her