The Macron Show

Half-Life 3 – 08/04/19 It’s August people! To celebrate we thought it was time to get InkedGoddess back on a show, along with Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and Smizzle. This time around we thought we’d do something a little different and Macron decided to announce the release of Half-Life 3 to the world, or more specifically a bunch of games industry people who attended E3 this year. We had some mixed results with that so we decided to move onto some complainers including a man who had problems with his Steam card (yes we told him about Half-Life 3), a man who refused to drive around a hole in a parking lot, the tragic tale of a woman who’s chicken nuggets were slightly dry, a lady who got her drink in the wrong kind of cup, a man who made no sense at all but it was something about his phone, a lady who wanted to use her Nintendo NES in a treehouse and loads loads more. We also announced that Macron has gone over to Mixer just like Ninja so be sure to come follow on there! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be releasing more mayhem on the unsuspecting gaming community…

Take A Flying Feck To The Moon – 07/29/19 Welcome to another amazing 3 hours of the best phone antics around. This week is the first ever show with Smizzle! He’s awesome so show some love! Also online was Macron, MCSARay and Downsouth and boy did we have some angry people this time around. We had a lady who rudely wouldn’t let poor Ray keep her sunglasses, a lady who didn’t get her superhero capes, we meet a man who behaved disgracefully at TGI Friday, a man who’s pool slide wasn’t smooth enough for his pampered butt and we meet a really really awful man who does not think people should be allowed to wear piercings at work and gave him a piece of our minds! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to reunite the entire prank call community…

Pluck It, Cook It And Shut The Flock Up – 07/22/19 Another crazy show full of first world complainers, racists and lunatics for Ron, Ray and DownSouth to deal with. This time around we have more Ellen Degenerate, we meet a lady who needs a house sized dress, we argue with a couple who are very angry about their broken vape, we attempt to take down a scam Indian call centre, we meet a guy who got very angry at having to wait for his chicken and we attempted to mess up several more conferences, and loads more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be probably playing silly retro games on Twitch… http://twitch.tv/macronx

Keep Calm And Shut Up – 07/15/19 As DS survives a Twister like situation over at his place Macron and MCSARay decide to call up a whole bunch more silly complainers. This time we’ve a guy who didn’t get his package from BONANZA! Yet another couple who didn’t get their stuff from Wish, a man who only got some crappy pillows for his birthday, a lady who didn’t appreciate the extra iron in her ice cream, a lady who bought hooker boots for her own daughter, we had multiple problems at Family Dollar and one woman went all Exorcist on us just for swearing. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing some big things!

Ron Flanders – 07/10/19 Another amazing episode in the saga of Ron’s call centre. This time around Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and our new friend the Get To Fuck Frog deal with a whole new level of stupidity. This time we have a guy who gambled away $20,000 on a gaming app, we meet a man who’s cabinets were full of maggots, we convince more people that Ron is a robot, office doors have to be closed when a lady complains about her own lousy cooking, we get hung up on by a man trying to change the date of his cruise, A Marco’s Pizza customer doesn’t believe a word we say, we talk to the real life Flanders and Ray completely fails to get any good conference calls going. Raaay. Look our for our exclusive Patreon supporter’s show later this week! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be closing the office door.

Bitter Tacos – 07/05/19 Back into more adventures from the first world this time Macron, MCSARay and DownSouth take on mostly food related complaints, such as the poor person who had some of their curb-side order missing, the customer who’s tacos were too bitter once every 60 years, a burger with the meat missing, a lady who didn’t get her free tots, we also had to shut the office door on a man trying to sell luxury cars on craigslist, fooled another customer into thinking I was a robot, tried to refund a customer with weekly food stamp deliveries and very quickly shut down some stupid conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be carrying out some more guerrilla customer service.

Adventures In The First World – 06/30/19 In this exciting show of mostly ringing Macron, MCSARay, InkedGoddess and DownSouth attempted to put some random ads on Craigslist to get people to call in, but they really didn’t seem interested in our bullshit today so instead we had to deal with a bunch of whiny people and their first world problems, such as the man who’s whole world came crumbling down because there wasn’t enough cinnamon on his special crackers, Macron goes all cable guy on a man who complained that nobody would answer the phone and then wouldn’t answer his phone, we meet a man who simply isn’t happy with just a half price pizza, a lady who went out and ordered two dinners, a lady who lost her shit because they didn’t have the right kind of steak and various other overly entitled assholes. The office door had to be closed several times for this one. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be solving all the world’s problems.

There Is No Macron Only Zuul – 06/28/19 Back at it again Macron, MCSARay and some random dude called Corporate show up to handle some more complaints. This time we get a lady who has the spirit of a dangerous Sumerian god trapped in her refrigerator, a lady who nearly died after the restaurant she went to didn’t have enough salad right when she walked in, we try to help out a vet who got screwed over by the assholes at Jeep, there’s a poor tragic woman who’s pizza was a little burned, and angry Jabba The Hut type guy who doesn’t want his insurance cancelled, crazy Ellen Degenerate strikes again, we catch up with the latest soap opera in the Manhole and then we for some reason allow a bunch of you jerks to call in and go crazy on the phones for a while. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be organising the business…

Syrian Cocoa Butter Tree – 06/21/19 Back home again and time for another huge show featuring Macron, MCSARay, Banarof, Dani, Star and Down South. This time we had a whole bunch of great complainers including a woman who’s shirt was large enough to use as a boat sale, a really annoying PartsGeek customer, a lady who ordered cocoa butter from Syria via North Korea, we try to upgrade a guy to Hydro Hydro HYDRO SHOT PRO! We have another lady talk to Ellen Degenerate, we also had appearances from Ling Ling, Little Bruce and Phillip Bloodsamples, caught up with the drama of my personal life in the Manhole, disrupted a few conferences and listened to some great off air calls from the Discord. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be making more of the best prank calls shows in the world…

Jeff O’Neill’s Birthday Show – 06/18/19 Welcome to Jeff O’Neill’s birthday show! No more to say about this one, most of our listeners know about Jeff. Sit back and enjoy the revenge… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be flying back home…

Zombies From Zombieland – 06/11/19 Macron, MCSARay, Star and IMC return once again to tackle the world of stupid complainers. Apparently this week we are the zombies from Zombieland, which is kinda cool. This time we dealt with someone calling in to try and scam us, multiple Doordash issues, a guy who for some reason wanted to be paid for working on our trailers, an angry man who did not want me going to the bathroom in his storage locker, we had many many silly complaints about food, a man who refused to drive 12 hours just to clean the mess he left in our toilets and we also had a conversation with IMC’s cleaning lady! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hopefully buying new servers…

That’s Not My Voice – 06/04/19 Welcome to June my friends and also welcome to the brand new Macron Show studio! This time around Ron, Ray and Star handle a huge bunch of silly complainers who all seem to be totally confused about what they are saying including a new Skylink customer, a confused holiday customer, several financial customers who couldn’t figure out how to log into their accounts, a customer with the wrong brake pads who kept calling back and hearing himself answer the phone, a crazy person who got ripped off for an iPad 3 a guy who didn’t like being put on hold, who was put on hold for some time and a lady who for some reason did not want to receive the latest news about Donald Trump every hour by drone and many many more. We also managed to destroy a couple of conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be settled into the new studio…

Ray And Star’s Drunken Birthday Shindig – 05/30/19 A historic show, if only I could remember it. It was Ray and Star’s birthday so Ron and Ray got really drunk and made a show happen. I can’t remember specifics but there were complainers, we used our new soundboard trick a lot which was great, a lot of people didn’t pick up at first because we started really early. Towards the end we went completely crazy in some conferences and invited everyone from Discord to sing happy birthday and stuff. Also this was the last show in the current Macron Show studio! This weekend we move into the brand new studio, lots more news about that to come. Happy birthday Ray and Star! Love you both! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be resting…

Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Complaining – 05/27/19 What a crazy show this week. The lunatics were really out for Memorial Day this year! This time Macron, MCSARay and Jeremy take on a lady who wasn’t quite happy with her turkey bacon, we meet Queen Hippolyta who genuinely believes that she was adopted by Oprah, we get a Rockauto customer who can’t decide where he lives, a man who kindly supervises himself, a crazy couple who got real angry about their daughter’s bike tyre, we have a newspaper drone that crashes into a customer’s house, we talk to a man who sounds exactly like Morgan Freeman, we have a woman who can’t decide if she bought some jewellery online and many many more great calls. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be dealing with the millions of people calling back.

Macron Shamelessly Hocks The Merchandise – 05/20/19 Welcome back to this very special show to celebrate the launch of our brand new merch store and the taking of pre-orders for the Macron Show Album! There was also a big reunion as Jeremy and InkedGoddess did some calls together for the first time in AGES! They were joined by MCSARay and Macron obviously, there was a lot of ringing during this show for some reason but we did get lots of crazy people including a man complaining about his shoes, a man who didn’t want to buy old tyres or ones made of hemp, a guy who didn’t want lots of extra random items with his phone case, a man who set of his own burglar alarm and many other people who got all angry at hearing their own voices say the wrong thing. We also completely ruined some auctions and conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be whoring himself out for more merchandise sales…

Desynchronised Skeletal Arm Measurements – 05/15/19 Macron, MCSARay, Star and 8r3nt (live in Vancouver) are back in action once again taking on the world of crazy corporate complainers. This time we got a silly discussion with a cool lady about her fruit trees, a lady who refuses to trim her own mattress, we have all sorts of trouble with LetGo, we talk to a lady about how to style her pubic hair, we meet a lady who’s arms are different lengths, a customer who can’t find the right berry department and a lady who refuses to pay for a new cover for her coffee machine and loads loads more, as well as a couple of special announcements. Lot of crazy fun was had during this show. Everyone in Vancouver stay safe out there and stay tuned for much more to come! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be saying skeletal properly.

Goofbusters: Answer The Call – 05/11/19 This show features Macron, MCSARay, Star and 8rent (Live from Vancouver!) and also a whole bunch of ringing, because apparently Saturday night isn’t the best day for complainers. We still made the best with the ones that did pick up too and got some great reactions including a lady complaining about her 12 year old wedding pans, a very confused lady trying to buy shelves, a fat couple who broke their mattress, a victim of the infamous Wild Bill opposite lottery, a very angry PartsGeek customer, a man who did not like the visual quality of the movie True Grit and we cut off some moaning phone customers. Since there was so much ringing this time we also caused some mayhem at a couple of hotels and Ray disrupted his favourite conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be talking meet ups….

Roach Burrito – 05/09/19 This show has a great cast of colourful characters as Macron and MCSARay take on the world of complainers including a man who wrote to PlayGirl to request pictures of his friend’s penis, some people who are not happy at all with Shari’s Berries, a lady who soiled her garments from CathyBuy, we meet a disgusting family who brought cockroaches to a restaurant as well as man who’s first name was Roach, we meet a lady who somehow survived having to wait 7 minutes for an apple pie, deal with a lady who paid to listen to two songs at the same time and got many more fast food fallouts and mail order mayhems. Ray also ruined some conferences while Ron went for a break. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be cooking up more insect related delights.

Prank Wars Episode IX: Return Of Jeremy – 05/04/19 Yeah you read that right! May the 4th and Star Wars and all that stuff. This show features the incredible return of Jeremy From Corporate along with Macron, MCSARay, IMC and Dani The Prank Call Bitch! For some reason many people did not want to pick up the phone today, possibly because of the late start. Nevertheless we all persevered and forced some really crazy people to pick up and talk to us including several more people we try to help with the now infamous Ellen Degeneres scam, we argue with a guy about football coupons, we throw a woman out of a clothes store, we have issues with some former employees and we deal with a grouchy woman who may or may not have put a bug in her own cottage cheese, and lots lots more. We also disrupt some conferences as usual and there’s lots of good banter while we spend ages listening to the phone ring. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be bringing more bad guys back from the dead.

Echoes Of Future Past – 04/28/19 Welcome to a rare Sunday show where this time Macron, InkedGoddess, MCSARay, IMC and Banarof tackle some really wacky and zany characters including a man who can’t decide if he’s using our dating app to find a man or a woman, a man who spent thousands of dollars on his lemon truck, another poor woman fooled by the Ellen scam, a lady who ordered dildos and brain pills from Wish, a couple who don’t want to fill in their own potholes at the BBQ place, a man who wants to advertise Dr Pepper on his car and loads more. We got some crazy angry reactions this time, especially with the instant soundboard trick. We also disrupted a few conferences again. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be gone til Octember.

High Powered Lasers and Brain Concentration Pills – 04/24/19 Welcome to another crazy episode of the Macron Show where this time Macron, MCSARay and Banarof take on a whole new load of stupid complainers, including a man who’s bike was repossessed from storage, a McDonald’s customer who thought it was okay to keep calling us back, a lady who does not like having to pay for a marriage certificate, a Doordash employee who now has to deliver two meals at once, a lady who is too cool to be fooled by our crap, a lady who is clearly trying to run an insurance scam at the supermarket and loads more great calls. We also try to disrupt a comic book auction and we shut down a few pointless conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be handling more business.

Canadian Idiots – 04/19/19 Welcome to 420 eve with Macron, MCSARay and Banarof with a bunch of, mostly, Canadian idiots with complaints. This time there’s another lady who’s boobs are too big for her dress, a lady who’s feet are too small for her shoes, we have more freeloaders trying to get something from TV shows, we try to sell a lady some cheese made from ‘human extracts’, we have multiple missing orders from Wish and get into a serious argument about Rockauto, and loads loads more. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be picking on a different country.

Leah’s Discount Furniture and Filipino Brides – 04/16/19 Join us as we celebrate the birth of old lady Leah with Macron, MCSARay and Banarof. This time we have a weird intro from Leah, we get some people to think they are talking to the Steve Harvey Show and Ellen (it doesn’t end well for them), we have a guy who is super angry that he ripped his own furniture and doesn’t want to fix it, we have a crazy family that really isn’t happy with their broken furniture, we argue with a lady who dropped her wallet in the Reebok store and we meet a man who has clearly been scammed by a fake Filipino bride and doesn’t want to accept it. We also had lots of fun with some conferences and checked in with a few regulars and much more. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be giving the world’s best customer service!

Pole Smoke Detectors – 04/10/19 This show features Macron, MCSARay and Banarof and this time every single person we called needed to change the batteries in their smoke detectors. We have a lady who had the wrong kind of ass for her bike seat, Ray manages to wipe some poor guy’s phone, we deal with a bunch of missing orders again, there’s a naked Doordash driver who gets shot in the tits and we call back a lady who fed her kids raw chicken and then somehow got her voicemail changed to something weird. We also got our message of the day from Jeff and Banarof spends some more time in The Manhole! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be detecting more pole smokers.

Handyman Doug – 04/05/19 Back again with a whole bunch of fresh weirdos to deal with as Macron, MCSARay and Banarof take on the world of complainers. This time we have a woman who simply cannot tolerate the staff at Planet Fitness eating their lunch, a crazy redneck couple who threaten to murder us, a lady who was too large to fit into her clothes, a man who didn’t like us taking his truck out on a date and a very angry lady who really wanted her perfume, and loads more. We also caused chaos on some auctions (and got more death threats) and checked in with some conferences, and Jeff of course. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be saving the world one customer at a time.

Eighteen Naked Cowboys – 04/01/19 Come celebrate Ben’s birthday at Ram Ranch with Macron, MCSARay as well as Ben, Banarof, IMC, Leah and all the other Discord people. This time around we have big trouble at Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, swearing in front of stupid kids at Long John Silver’s, more missing food at Popeye’s, a guy who is far less chipper about his stay at La Quinta after speaking to Ron and a whole load more complainers. We also check in with Jeff, get Ben a birthday message from the Sea Tac, disrupt some conferences and Ray attempts to get some people fired for live streaming at work! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing more calls and stuff I guess.

The Vegan Egg – 03/26/19 This epic show features Macron, MCSARay with guest appearances from Leah, IMC, Banarof, Down South, Lhite Wines and the rest of the crazy Discord people as well as Jeff himself! This time we deal with a lady and her vegan egg requests, an old lady who purchased a large pink afro, a lady who’s new couch wasn’t quite perfect enough for her incredible apartment, a man who had to endure the horror of a 15 minute wait at Taco Bell and a bunch more silly complainers, and we also invade a load of conferences with THE FLY and a whole lot of broken glass. We also premiered a new song featuring Jeff! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be calling Jeff…

The Second Annual InkedGoddess Birthday Bonanza! – 03/20/19 Happy birthday to the goddess of prank calls! This year we celebrate again in the usual way by servicing a whole fresh bunch of crazy complainers with Macron and MCSARay too. This time we deal with a massive weiner at the Steak and Shake, a pervert who wants to stare at the figure skaters on TV, a man who nearly blew himself up with some batteries, we get a lady to re-heat her over cooked burger and we got a special birthday message from the Sea Tac Crest and our best friend Jeffy, and loads loads more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to recover from this week of partying.

Ray’s St Paddy’s Day Hangover Show – 03/18/19 Happy day after St Patrick’s Day everyone! To celebrate this event Macron and MCSARay attempt to call hungover complainers and get some great results! We have a lady who learns how to say Nissan properly, several problems with a sportswear store, a lady who thinks she’s talking to Ellen Degeneres, some Doordash people who aren’t getting paid and we meet the new Jeff, a Canadian gangster who isn’t happy with his perfume. We also went nuts on our favourite confused conference goers and probably did loads more stuff too. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be celebrating the birth of the Goddess!!

Canadian Girls Gone Wild – 03/15/19 So apparently my voice gets sexier when I’m ill, which is great because I barely made it through this show alive. This time Macron and MCSARay take on a bunch of fresh complainers including big trouble at the Checker’s Drive In, a lady complaining about the other customers in a restaurant, yet another strange customer who does not like their Octember delivery date, a man who doesn’t want to repay his loan, a poor broke Porsche owner and lots lots more. We also check in with Jeff for some very special messages of the day, thanks for listening Jeff! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be exciting more Canadian woman.

Voodoo Hexes And Useless Rednecks – 03/06/19 Oh wow two shows in two days!? On this special extra show Macron, MCSARay, IMC and Shawn Taylor deal with a bus load of tourists who went to New Orleans for the day and got hexed with voodoo, caught bird flu and didn’t pay their carbon taxes. After that nonsense was dealt with we moved onto some more complainers, had another murder suicide at the corporate office and interrupted some meetings with THE FLY™ We also premiered a brand new song featuring our special guest this week Timmy The Racist Redneck. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing more voodoo…

Macron Sends Out Shartil – 03/05/19 This crazy episode of The Macron Show features MCSARay, IMC and Shawn Taylor as we create a brand new f*cked up Pokemon called Shartil, attempt to deal with every complainer on the Internet, talk some sense into some conference people and the short lived three way romance between Sylvia at the Sea Tac, IMC and Macron comes crashing to the ground. We also got 2 messages of the day from Jeff, found a lady who was created in a lab using octopus DNA, A Fallout 76 player crying about getting his account banned (by us) and so, so much more. You’ll just have to listen to all 6 hours to catch the entire epic saga. We’ll be back very soon with some more very special surprises! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will continue the soap opera…

Sub Dermal Armour And Spouse Stealing – 02/28/19 This show features Macron and the Irish Devil MCSARay taking on mostly crazy complainers and finally getting some good results including a lady who didn’t want Ron’s fashion advice, a man who gets his girlfriend stolen after being caught with porn, a health insurance customer who is offered various skeletal and bionic upgrades and we try out best to help a lady with a bad car battery, and much much more. We also call the Sea Tac for a change and mess up some conferences. Thanks to our supporters we also previewed a brand new song from the upcoming album at the end of the show! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will stealing more girls.

Bionic Granny – 02/24/19 This special little show features Macron, MCSARay and for the first time ever on the Macron Show THE Shawn Taylor from the scambaiting scene! We handled a whole bunch of complainers who mostly didn’t pick up at first. We also caused chaos in some conferences, tried a few scammers who apparently don’t work on Sundays and generally had loads of fun. There was also new music from the upcoming Macron Show album so do not miss that. We also added some new features for our Patreon supporters so please go check that out too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will next be scamming some scammers…

Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre – 02/14/19 On this very special Saint Valentines Day celebration we present to you some brand new music (produced by Lhite Wines) just for this special day. We also announced the upcoming Macron And Friends album which will be released shortly. You need to listen to the show to hear more about that. We really hope you enjoy it as much as we do. This show takes a more laid back approach to calling a few complainers, generally getting wasted and having lots of chatter and fun, we even invited the Discord crowd to join in http://macronshow.com/discord We got a few good complainers and a lot of callbacks and then we obtained a list of new Papa John’s customer so that we could attempt to resolve their horrible problems. Happy Valentines Day to you all, we love each and every one of you and appreciate you sticking around! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where where Macron is now going go break some hearts!

Dr Frankenstein’s Tight Nuts – 02/08/19 Macron and Corporate back once again to handle all the complainer people oh wow yay! This time we got cars with tight nuts and leaky parts, a man who doesn’t accept my offer to mail him a free pizza, a woman who claims she was racially profiled by an online survey and a whole bunch of fast food and shopping related nonsense. Hope you all enjoyed the new style show intro that I’m going to try and make for every show, if I can keep it up. Shoutout to Nick for VERY kindly buying my Resident Evil 2 Remake during the show so I have something new to play now! And of course thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where where Macron is now going to take care of some zombies!

Omnishambles – 02/02/19 Omnishambles was the most appropriate name I could think of for this show, frankly I have no idea what actually happened. I REALLY hope you like my latest show intro. Shoutout to Miss Morgan and Carlito, all love. Also enjoy the new Sea Tac Anthem song which I release somewhere sometime. There was Corporate and Inked and lots of technical problems, some prank calls, something about a good Taco Bell call, Macron got faded again we all talked a lot about stuff and things but I think we generally had a good time. I wasn’t going to bother uploading this show because I didn’t think it was any good, but actually since I can’t even remember it and people are telling me to do it then here you go. It’s all your fault. Enjoy and pray for Macron. Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully Macron will one day find sobriety. I love you though!

The Ebola Guy Sneezed On The Desert Penguin – 01/26/19 Abandoned by his heartless co-hosts who for some reason think it’s okay to have a life outside of the show (happy birthday Corporate!) Macron sets out all alone to tackle the world of complainers and conference freaks again. I hope you enjoy the special intro to this show, produced by Macron and MCSARay this will hopefully be the first of many crazy new prank call songs! This time poor sweet Macron has to deal with crazy racism at Panera Bread, a silly woman who didn’t glue and tape her radiator hose on properly, multiple unhappy Jeep owners for some reason, more drama with Sears home warranty and Macron also tackles a serious issue with some recent Dominos customers including one lady who’s desert penguin got sneezed on by an employee with ebola. We finish up this show by basically going crazy on some Facebook live streams and conferences, thanks to MCSARay for that! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully Macron will one day have some friends.

Rita Didn’t Get Her Donut Day – 01/23/19 Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess come together as always on the 23rd of January to remember poor sweet Rita, who was forced to wait 30 whole minutes for a donut. We also had another radiation leak at McDonalds, dealt with some missing online orders, tried to help another annoying newspaper customer, were forced to ban some idiot with 6 kids from bringing them in the gym, argued with a couple about their stupid used Nissan, we also fired a belligerent fast food employee for her nonsense, received some calls from our favourite Walmart tweaker lady, disrupted some conferences and somehow SOMEHOW had a bunch of listeners call in for no reason. It was great fun though! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron fried dessert treats.

Simon Snivvles Vs The Bedbug Burgers – 01/16/19 Macron and Corporate are back again with more red hot complainer action! There was quite the lineup of funny calls and characters this time including a lady who we tried to recruit to the X-Men after she complained about her dentist, a tragic incident involving an alarm company and another multiple murder / suicide in the office, a lady with 7 soft teeth upsets Simon Snivvles, one lady talks to Lenny and Manual Lenny, we hackle some more conferences and also deal with a serious complaint about the new McDonalds Bedbug Burger. Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron hacklings.

Redneck Ronpage – 01/12/19 Back yet again for an unprecedented third time this week! Macron and Corporate work on a Saturday for you people and this crazy barrage of raging rednecks is all we get as thanks. This time we have a lady who was horrified at only getting three shrimp for dinner, a lady who was furious at having to go and collect her own mattress remote, a very special man who did some sound effects for us, we have a professional debate about breasts with one couple who then forget to hang up on us and let us listen to them talk about us in the car on the way home and we meet a man who hasn’t washed for over 18 months! We also intruded and heckled some conference people too! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron machines.

Legally Confused – 01/09/19 Back again as promised Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess take on even more complainers including a lady who’s diamonds melted, a man with squeaky boots, a lady who simply refused to put a new battery in her smoke alarm causing significant confusion, we prank another listener’s girlfriend and we end things with a crazy woman who hands her phone headset to a stranger in Walmart to try and convince us to give her a refund and the jerk runs away with it for some reason! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and confusion!

Not Not A None Negative New Year Show – 01/07/19 Happy New Year everyone! Today Macron and Corporate handle the business of 2019 complainers, and host another entire Ronference! This time we have a lady getting wild with an axe at the dentist, a man trying to get his cookbook published, a lady who got herself banned from giving blood, a lady trying to smoke weed in her hotel room and loads more, and there may be even more to come this week! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and 2019 mayhem!

The Grouch Who Saved Christmas – 12/15/18 This show features (mostly) Macron and (sometimes) Corporate taking on the world of (almost) Christmas complainers! This week we’re doing some good to help out a fan who had some Christmas presents for their baby stolen by some losers! As always the awesome Macron fans came to the rescue and helped us raise enough to replace everything! Thank you guys! This time we had a lady who’s favourite fancy restaurant is Red Lobster but she hates lobsters, a poor lady who didn’t receive her canvas, a heated argument with the owner of Marco’s Pizza, a lady who did not like the locations that her bus dropped her off at and another lady who fell over her feet at a gas station and was very unhappy with them, and lots more. I also want to say RIP to our old friend Roger AKA Mickey Mouse Guy who we just found out very sadly passed away recently. Thank you for the laughs Roger! Obviously a VERY special thank you to our kind supporters, who helped to save Christmas for an awesome tiny human, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and Christmas craziness!

Crazy Goose Farmer Gets ShoeDazzled – 12/08/18 On this show Macron and InkedGoddess tackle a fresh batch of Internet complainers and freaks including a couple who REALLY did not like their account being closed without a good reason, some ugly potatoes, an It Works customer who did not like robots at all, another lady with a disappearing money problem, a lady who took forever to even remember that she ordered a Christmas T-Shirt that never arrived and a very special lady who wanted to tell me her entire life story including tales of crazy goose farmers. We also came up with an excellent new jingle for ShoeDazzle which frankly they should be paying us for! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and strange tales of the mysterious and macabre.

Horse-Car Machine Gun Nuclear Helicopter Explosion on Halloween AND Christmas – 11/30/18 Sorry for the huge delay in uploading this podcast, I’ll try not let it happen again however it is totally Corporate’s fault anyway. This show name makes total sense too so don’t worry. On this show a drunken hooligan Macron upsets some poor people who for some reason don’t want to receive their Sunday paper every day, we cause chaos for a certain restaurant chain, we make a brand new friend who wants to do some calls with us, we sent a few people down the rabbit hole of our new hell number and a whole bunch of other stuff that I legitimately don’t remember now because it was a long time ago and liquors had drunkened me, I know it was a great deal of fun though and we’ll be back very soon with even more! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls that he will never even remember!

Your Weekly News But Daily – 11/26/18 This show features Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess, at least for the time that poor sweet Corporate could stay awake! This time we deal with over priced customer service charges for a tire customer, a lady who ordered too much soap, a man who for some reason did not want to sign up to a monthly subscription for waffles, a very angry man who could not get credit for his new car and a man who could just not decide what day he actually wanted his papers, despite all of us trying to get to the bottom of things and some long awkward silences from Corporate. We also had another incident with Ron shooting Gaspian (who to be fair was being a real jerk) and Deloris refuses to give the customers anything they want. Overall this show was a real blast. We had some very generous donations this week! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron themed Mayhem!

The Interview – 11/17/18 This show features Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess back once again with the best of the Internet’s complainers. This week we got a lengthy complaint about hair at Red Lobster, a crazy lady who just couldn’t order the right furniture, a man who accidentally cancelled all his papers forever when he went on vacation, and a very long call from a guy who really wanted to come work for us but struggled with our crazy interview questions. We also hung out with the fans and invaded some more conferences and generally had a lot of fun! As always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast, and to IMC for sending me the kangaroo balls! I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great calls!

Spiderboob – 11/05/18 This show features Macron and poor sweet Corporate who was only trying to do his job and do the best that he could do to help. This show features spiders, escaped boobs, hairy pizza, missing magazines and a man who couldn’t figure out where he wanted us to send his re-humidifier! Despite every effort being made to provide the world’s best customer service a lot of people rudely hung up on us and were downright abusive to poor Corporate, who had a really bad day at work. We still had a lot of fun though! As always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast, and to IMC for sending me the kangaroo balls! I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great comedy!

The Great Catsby – 10/27/18 This show features Macron, InkedGoddess and for the first time officially Corporate! Once again we focused on tackling the world of annoying complainers with some hilarious results, we got a guy who had to enter a quiz show to earn his very own bank account, a TV that caught fire for no good reason at all, a 20 year old vacuum cleaner that for some reason wasn’t working perfectly, a crazy man who took his own knife when he went out to eat and a very nice couple who Macron genuinely tried to help after they took in some stray kittens and had trouble keeping them warm (which is where the show name came from!). Apologies that my Internet went belly up at the end of the show and ruined the last call, but we’ll make up for it, hopefully, on the upcoming Halloween special show, don’t miss it! I want to thank everyone that has helped me get my Twitch channel made into an affiliate this week, please be sure to follow and subscribe at: http://twitch.tv/macronx to see me play the games, including lots of Red Dead Redemption 2 and as always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great comedy!