The Macron Show

Lana Backwards Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron featuring another great show title. This time around sweet gentle innocent Ron is forced to deal with an Angry man who messed up his own hotel booking, a very angry podcaster who did not like Tyrone stealing her new microphone, a Home Depot customer with a missing sink, a lady who’s sister ruined her cruise, a wannabe actor who was very angry about his new phone plan, a very confused banking customer, a lady who did not want to pay for her own luggage’s room service bill, Ron roasts a Fox News presenter to death and gets threatened with being shot by a super grumpy Tesla Solar customer and lots more too. We also disrupted a few conferences and let Scoby loose in the manhole again! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Eeny Meeny Heiny Know I think I deserve some kind of award for this show name, just listen to see why. Hi everyone and welcome to Mondays With Macron. There are cruel rumours going around that this show happened on a Wednesday, this is a right wing anti-Monday biased piece of fake news, it’s always Mondays With Macron. This time around we deal with a very confused lady who got very upset with our soundboard antics, a lady who wanted us to bend the laws of physics just to install her new speakers, a man who made the terrible life choice to have a baby and can no longer go snowboarding, Ron gets terrible diarrhea whilst trying to refund an airline customer, one man bought car parts on Amazon and lived to regret it, one man tried to buy Cinnabon with his EBT card and we were yet again forced to cut off someone’s Internet for mouthing off too much, and lots more too. We also disrupted lots of Zoom meetings where Ray was mostly the star of the show! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Mr. Bidet Here we go again with another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week we are pleased to announce that by very popular demand the Macron Show hold music is now available as a ringtone in the iTunes store. Go check it out now and be sure to leave a good review! We also played a brand new Macron Show rap song at the start of the show so don’t miss that either! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a crazy man who tried to steal a car from Hertz, a lady who was too lazy to bury her own Internet cable and had to have her service disconnected, a very angry Ebay seller who did not like being talked back to, a man who got turned down for his Uber license due to being too smelly, a UPS customer trying to smuggle in drugs from Nigeria and a lady who kept exceeding the weight limit on her sneakers and breaking them, and lots more too! Of course we also managed to disrupt a few Zoom conferences too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Maureen Gets Creamed This show is dedicated to Maureen Cream, just listen to it if you want to understand! This week we’re celebrating Ron’s 20th year as a Walmart employee, watch on YouTube to check out the swanky new uniform! On this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron Ron deals with a man who doesn’t understand how delivery companies work, we meet a turbo Karen who complained about the people at Walmart, we meet a lady who didn’t want her luggage to say the word slut on it for some reason, we help Maureen to get creamed and confused, we are forced to ask one man to stop coming to Taco Bueno, we meet a lady who did not like her $4 pizza, Tyrone gets a new coffee table and one man has terrible problems with his phone reception. We also attempted to prank one of the writers from Howard Stern (thanks for being a good sport!) and we disrupted a few more Zoom meetings, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Skyway To Hell Here we go again, another show that started kinda slow and then just got way out of control. I had to think of this show name myself as there were way too many silly ideas coming from you guys. This week we confuse the hell out of an airline customer who just wants to know which terminal he should go to, Ron agues with a particularly over-entitled Amex customer, one couple leave their fresh food out in the sun for an hour and then wonder why it now has ants on it, we meet a super famous newsreader who is not happy about having her Chipotle account hacked, we deal with a super entitled mother and daughter team who get all abusive about their security system, we attempt to help a couple who got their suitcase destroyed and for some reason want a new one, Scoby gets into a deadly police chase after refusing to deliver one man’s missing luggage and we trick an unsuspecting bed buyer into setting up a special Zoom meeting for us. Oh and we cause chaos in the over-eaters conference again! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Mile High Blumpkin Well this was bound to happen when you let Scoby name a show. You guys might want to watch this one on YouTube as around the 30 minute mark we had a very special Zoom meeting with an old friend of the show that you do not want to miss. As well as catching up with Mike we also dealt with a very angry airline customer who missed their connecting flight, a lady who cried because Carpel does not care about her damn kids, a man with an exceptionally low credit score, a man who made up stories about some kind of fantastical electric motor that clearly does not exist, an airline customer who did not want to wait another week to get home and one very special couple who simply could not figure out which way around they wanted their couch to go, despite all our best efforts. And a whole lot more too, including some more random Zoom encounters. To catch part 2 of our special Zoom prank be sure to subscribe on BuyMeACoffee to see what happens next! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Belligerent Denial Brace yourselves you people. Ron is back in action and better than ever! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man who cannot understand why Taco Bell doesn’t have a space for him to change his soiled baby, an old man who isn’t happy with his sunglasses, a lady who is not keen to replace her seat belt with a belt from the grocery store, another overweight exercise bike complainer, a man who wanted Lowes to show him how to fit his own doors and service his wife, a lady who doesn’t believe that Santana already died, Scoby gets into a heated sportsball debate, we meet a lady who has bed bugs and toilet cams in her AirBNB and Ron hits on a Lady Gaga fan with terrible results, and a lot more horrible complainers too. We also disrupt a whole bunch of stupid Zoom meetings too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Panty Crickets Welcome to another Mondays With Macron live on a Monday. Today was Monday, anyone that says otherwise is just spreading fake news. Just accept that it’s Monday okay and we’ll all be a lot happier. Call it Monday 2.0 if you wish, but this is still Mondays With Macron! Thanks to Dale for this show name by the way, love it. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who is frustrated about her missing travel points, a lady who got confused about changing her flight, a very angry racist lady who really wanted a new fridge, we meet the female version of Jeff who lives in a trailer and likes to sing, a foul mouthed preacher with a broken TV, a man who feels he should be compensated for using the self checkouts at Walmart, a lady who broke her own router, a man who ruined his own credit rating trying to get some free air miles and a grown man who nearly cried because his package from UPS was a few hours late, and lots more too. Oh and the Zoom pirates were back in action too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Deodorant For The Brain Welcome everyone. First of all a big happy birthday to Dr Charles who turns super old this week! This show featured a lot of very angry people so you might wanna ask the kids to leave the room when you’re listening. This week we meet a very angry airline customer, a man who couldn’t get his packages delivered to the correct state, a very angry man who doesn’t know how to turn on a router, we meet a lady who doesn’t know how to follow instructions when renting a car, Ron and Carpel get yelled at by the owners of an annoying crotch goblin, one guy thinks he can re-train the staff at UPS, Ron keeps hanging up on a sporting goods customer, one very annoyed couple do not want to wait 6-8 weeks for their internet (again), one person does not like the lack of service from OnStar and we cause mayhem in some more Zoom meetings, and a lot more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Inappropriate Welcome to another action packed Mondays With Macron with a highly appropriate title. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a celebrity who cannot figure out how to use Adobe products, a lady who did not understand how condensation works, a lady who managed to lose her rental car, another lady who broke her treadmill by being too fat, another fat girl who didn’t want to wait for her oversized jacket to be made, Scoby gets into an altercation with a man for not delivering his water, a very angry broadband customer who did not want to wait 6 to 8 weeks for his service to come back, a ghetto lady who somehow managed to buy some Louis Vuitton wallets, a JetBlue customer who did not understand why he couldn’t transfer his points to another airline and Australian Tyrone is making big money from AirBNB, and a whole lot more too. We also had great fun disrupting some Zoom meetings and conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

These Boots Were Made For Stealing Well it finally happened. Watch this show on YouTube to see Ron suffer through eating super hot wings and then being forced to down a whole shot of hot sauce for your amusement! This show also features the debut of TorFan and his crazy characters, he did a great job. This show was basically thanks to Diesel who made it all happen so please say thank you to him too! This week Ron has to deal with a man who was too fat to order more donuts, Tyrone gets himself a fancy new pair of boots, an old lady yells at Scoby just for letting his kid play with her phone, one man has serious problems trying to rent a car at LAX, one lady gets super mad because her washing machine repairman wouldn’t let her mouth off at him, we meet a man who was very confused about his vacuum cleaner warranty and we have to deal with one guy who does not like people with accents. We also invaded a televised church zoom meeting and got a very special message of the day from old man Jeff on his brand new phone, and a whole lot more too! This show was a lot of fun! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Wanking In Memphis Let’s celebrate Ray’s birthday in style! I had such a nice normal show name lined up too, and then we went and talked to a lady who was ordering horse cum on the Internet, so that went out of the window. This week Ron kicks someone out of Disneyland for mouthing off, we deal with a man who thinks he can dictate to companies about what they can and cannot do, Ron gets into trouble for talking about wanking off horses, Ray embarrasses a pastor as his birthday treat, one lady complains that her house is filthy and she shouldn’t have to have her pizzas delivered there, one lady books tickets to a concert but can’t be expected to remember what date it’s on and we also manage to disrupt a few more silly Zoom meetings and conferences, and a whole lot more too. This show was a lot of fun! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I Will Find You And I Will Kill You Well we certainly had a whole heap of fun with this show, even if some of our complainers were not too happy with it. This week we have a lady who is very unhappy that her boyfriend installed a toilet cam in their new house, Ron gets death threats Liam Neeson style, we meet a couple who were too lazy to use the stairs at their storage company, Ron deals with a pervert, one guy can’t understand why his chronic alcoholism would affect his driver’s insurance, one lady expects a free hotel from her budget airline, and one guy develops a serious crush on Ron after being verbally abused. We also disrupted some Zoom meetings and got a lesson in swearing in Spanish from Trainwreck, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Callous And Cold Hearted Welcome to another weird and wonderful and slightly longer than usual MWM still live from Canada! Be sure to check the announcement about our meetup this weekend as it’s going to be awesome for you Canadian folks! This week we deal with a man who tried to claim reimbursement for a boojie hotel, we meet a lady who does not like people who don’t speak proper English, we get into an argument with a man who bought a cheap ass freezer, one lady gets banned from Facebook for her crazy sexual behaviour, one guy thinks he can show up to the airport any time he wants and the flight will just wait for him, one man is too drunk to remember signing for his boxes of wine and Ron, Carpel and TrainWreck get into some serious problems trying to plug their foreign TV into a motel power outlet. We also accidentally disrupt several Zoom meetings, with hilarious consequences, and a whole lot more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Canadian Bacon Well Ron made it all the way to Canada! This show is brought to you by the new laptop machine that you guys helped us get with the Macronathon so we want to thank everyone again for making this happen. This is the first time we’ve attempted a show on the road so please forgive any technical issues, they will all get ironed out going forward. Expect supporter’s shows back to their regular schedule. This week most of the complainers really didn’t want to talk but we did manage to deal with a man who had to be banned from the sky forever, Tyrone gets himself a fancy new Japanese camera, one lady gets into a serious altercation with her delivery driver, one man gets banned from using EA services because of his behaviour and we accidentally disrupt a few more Zoom meetings, plus a whole lot of banter and talk about Canada. Stay tuned as we have some very fun shows coming up! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Pull Out Couch Come take a nice relaxing break with your family on Ron’s pull out couch! This week get ready to deal with a creepy man who kept buying his kid’s teacher random gifts and then arguing with Lenny about it, a man who moved house and wanted us to relocate our gym for him, an Airbnb customer who did not like the gentle sounds of jackhammers outside his apartment, a man who would not wait until June 2.0 for his vanity, we meet an undercover banchode, one lady is delighted that we provide a better service than the actual hotel she booked, one lady really just wants to keep talking about her Fenty order, we meet another so called celebrity who doesn’t want to pay his telephone charges and Trainwreck manages to convince Ron to hire a clown to come to his hotel room, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Ron’s International Weddings Well we’re back once again on our regular schedule, at least for now. We want to take a moment to thank everyone that helped with the Macronathon. We managed to raise enough for a whole portable studio for Ron and thus we are about to being some epic adventures with the show, stay tuned to find out more! This week the complainers were out in force including major problems with a certain cruise company, a couple who booked a cruise but wanted compensation for having to go on it, we meet lady who’s friend did not want to stay in a hotel with her, a lady who was not happy with a free Olive Garden gift coupon, a lady who had her friend’s wedding cancelled by a cruise line but still wanted the vacation, a very angry lady who did not want to wait for her Bath and Body order, and we have an interesting conversation with a lady who did not feel as though she has to get vaccinated. Plus we drop in on some Zoom meetings with Dale from Zoom security! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Mr Bender’s Caulk Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming after last week’s epic Macronathon. That show will be up on the website and on YouTube in full shortly (as of writing this it’s still processing on there lol) This week however Ron and Kathy deal with a lady who really wanted to get some free air miles, a man who just wants his door installed but cannot seem to get to the right department, Scoby gets into a crisis whilst trying to deliver someone’s art, we try to give one lady some free vodka for her TV being broken which she really enjoyed, we meet a lady who was kind enough to sing us a Christmas song even though it’s only June 0.5 right now, we meet a man who doesn’t know how to work his TV and TrainWreck gets yelled at by a real Banchode, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

The Macronathon Here it is folks, the main event in full. All 24 hours of the legendary Macronathon. Please bear in mind if you’re listening back on the podcast machine we had to compress 24 hours of audio down to under 500mb so that it would work, so if it doesn’t sound as good that’s the reason! We recommend you watch the video version on YouTube though. Way too many things happened during this show to list them all but we had some very special guests in the form of old co-hosts, complainer calls, hotel calls, Craigslist Roulette, the typing game, conference interruptions, Zoom meetings, an honest Q&A with Ron, incredibly hot food eating, special announcements and viewer participations and much much more too. This really was a very special even for us and we hope you enjoyed it too. We cannot thank everyone enough for all the support you gave us and here’s hoping we can do this again one day, and maybe it won’t take so long next time… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Breaking Bag I can’t take credit for this amazing show name, that goes to Clungy for this one. Well done sir. Amongst this week’s crazy complainers Ron tackles a lady who has serious problems with her insurance claim, we deal with a man who got his bank card locked for ordering porn, we somehow manage to turn a compliment into a raging complaint, we get a huge complaint just because some lady accidentally books the wrong flight and somehow that’s our problem, Ron has to close the office door on a raging Karen who just wanted special treatment for herself and on top of all this we try and fail to get Belfast a sponsor in some random Zoom meetings. For some reason everyone in there is really upset with us. There’s a whole lot more too and if you’re listening to this on the podcast be sure to check us out on YouTube for the visuals! This was our 200th show on YouTube and we currently at almost 5k subs, thank you to everyone that helped make that happen! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Requiem For A Hillbilly Welcome welcome welcome, here we go again with another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. Firstly this show features a very special announcement about the Macronathon! Please be sure to listen and help out in any way that you can! Secondly this show also featured some sad news when we called up our old friend Elmo Crudd only to find out that he sadly passed away last month. Our thoughts are with his family, Elmo was an awesome guy who we always loved having on the show he will be missed. This week we had dealings with a lady who simply did not have a man around the house to help fix her car, we meet a man who was too cheap to buy his daughter a new iPhone, Scoby gets into a heated debate about his driving skills, Tyrone gets some free ammunition for his gun, one lady gets caught out stealing clothes and we meet a family who ordered the wrong part for their washer and want to take it out on us, and we may have also accidentally interrupted some Zoom meetings, plus a whole lot more. Everyone be ready for the big Macronathon, Friday the 15th of April (Good Friday) at 10pm UK time: 24 hours of LIVE prank calls. Do not miss it! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

A Slap In The Face First of all thank you to Will Smith for giving us endless material tonight. This week get ready for some red hot complainer action in the form of a man who had serious problems getting a hold of his package, a man who for some reason bought a Blu Ray player in 2022, a lady who did not understand how logistics works at all and for some reason objected to violence at the corporate office, we deal with more than one customer who didn’t return their rental cars, one lady is not happy with the price of her home warranty and does not want to deal with Karputa and one airline customer really likes our prank calls, which kinda ruins the whole thing. We also had some more Zoom meeting fun which is best checked out on our YoutTube. It’s nearly April fools day… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Hysterical Millennials So first of all sorry that this show is probably slightly shorter than usual. Ron is still sick with the stupid So first of all sorry that this show is probably slightly shorter than usual. Ron is still sick with the stupid Covid and Carpel had to take a night off sick tonight but we did our best to seriously confuse some very angry people regardless. Thank you all for the kind support and help over the past week, it is very much appreciated. This week Ron tackles and actual hysterical millennial who had a meltdown at the airport, one lady gets very confused after receiving multiple voicemails from us this year, we meet a lady who was seriously unhappy about her home candy delivery service, Scoby gets into an altercation with a man after eating his pizza, we are forced to cancel one couple’s cruise refund and Ray and Belfast help us to cause mayhem with some more Zoom meetings! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Colour Blind Ginger Wizards Welcome to yet another Mondays With Macron that got way out of hand and went on longer than expected. This week prepare for mayhem as we get involved in some more Zoom conferences, argue with a man who just doesn’t want to fix his own grill, Ron tells off a lady for taking unwanted pictures of employees, Scoby Ramone (RIP Scott Hall) deals with a comic book store full of angry nerds, we manage to prank a “celebrity” twice in less than one week, we deal with another stolen Chipotle order and we manage to take down an entire Hockey team who did not seem to understand why they would get kicked out of a hotel just for making a huge noise and disturbing all the other guests, with some epic results! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

What’s Up Dock? Well here we go again. Sometimes the show names just write themselves don’t they? This week Ron and Ray cause mayhem in some Zoom conferences, we meet a lady who for some reason is very angry about the $10,000 charge for her cruise, one lady tries and fails to save money by checking in early, we meet an actual real life Tesla owner, Ron gets into a fight with another angry anti-masker, one man is willing to go to great lengths just to get rid of the comedy tickets that he bought, Tyrone gets a free trip to Jamaica which ends in tragedy, we try our best to help out a wascally wabbit with a broken GPS dock and Jeff still owes Alex some serious crack money, plus a whole bunch of other surprises too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Don’t Speak To The Beast A word of warning, this show may contain scenes of satanic ritual and the summoning of beasts. Children should leave the room. This week a kind listener sends Ron a list of people who got a new mattress or bed delivered yesterday and sweet gentle Ron reaches out to make sure that everyone is fully serviced. We also had some complainers including a man who wouldn’t spring for a decent quality fitness tracker, one man who had a lot of trouble verifying himself so that he could unlock his phone, we meet a man who bought his son some used golf balls for his birthday, Tyrone performs the ritual and manages to summon our dark lord onto a call, one man claims to be 44 years old when in actuality he’s not even old enough to sign for a package and we get yelled at for various other missing deliveries too. We also get falsely accused of disrupting some conferences and Ron gets into an argument with our Sea Tac Crest replacement Banchode, and a whole lot more as well! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Tight And Ready It’s President’s Day and Family Day, but we don’t care about that because Ron and Carpel are tight and ready to take on some complaints! This week me meet a charming young lady who wants her ticket money back, a lady who can’t get deliveries because her apartment smells too bad, we meet a lady who really wants to talk about her job many, many times, Ron tries to help a family stuck at the airport, one man will ONLY deal with someone from corporate, we handle a larger lady who has to order specialty clothing, one man is delighted to be AI Verified, another lady is not so happy, one crazy couple actually bought a Chromebook in 2022, and 1800 flowers really make a mess of things again. We also helped to run the overeaters conference for them and lots of other surprises too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I Grew Up On A Phone It’s Valentine’s Day so come and get loved up with Ron and Kathy as they take on some very special complainers. This week we have big problems going down at Comcast, we meet a cheap ass who got his girlfriend some bargain basement flowers, Tyrone is now working in a school and stealing the teacher’s chocolate, Ron gets caught out calling a complainer that we’ve already called before, we also accidentally manage to get one guy the refund he wanted by sending him back to the store, we manage to frog a lady who had no business ordering more takeout from Wendy’s, Scoby gets into a terrible accident involving a propane tank, one lady explains to us how Karen’s can’t be black and we meet a man who simply refuses to spend money on tape to send his package back. We also manage to disrupt a few conferences and check in with some old friends, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Project Frog Welcome to a very special show as Ray unleashes the power of his top secret new machine: Project Frog. This show is best viewed on YouTube so you can see the video that, allegedly, happened during the show and experience the full force of Ray’s true might! Get ready to meet a guy who got the wrong fridge, a very confused airline customer who wants to spit chewing tobacco on his flight, a cyber security expert who was all too happy to AI Verify himself, a very angry young man who buys his shoes on Ebay, a man who wanted to take a small group of just 18 people to Disney World but did not want there to be any crowds, a man who’s life was utterly ruined by not getting the new Pokemon game, a man who did not want to pick his couch up from the laundromat down the street, a Bed Bath And Beyond shopper who refuses to install their app, Scoby offends a real life sports ball player and his “room mate” and an actual banchode accuses sweet gentle Ron of being a scammer! As if that’s not enough there’s even more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Tinea Cruris If you want to know what this show name means you’re just going to have to Google it this time. On this weird and wacky show Ron comes face to face with a man who broke his bed due to too much self loving, one lady breaks her new fridge thinking it came full of food, Tyrone gets a brand new pair of jeans, one guy does not like our solution for fixing his tyre pressure light, one guy gets very upset about our newly updated AI Verify system, one lady refuses to accept our new plans for her flight schedule, sweet gentle Windsor finally gets an apology, we meet a lady who’s kid spent $400 on Roblox and we find a super gross new conference to talk to, and a whole lot more as well! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Engorged I love it when the shows just name themselves. Welcome to another insane Mondays With Macron. This week we have to deal with a man who gets very confused by all our robots, a man who lost his cake in the mail, a lady who has big problems with getting her new computer monitor from North Korea, a lady who bought tickets to a really lame music festival, and a travel agent who couldn’t decide what her client’s name was and got them put on the damn no fly list. We also managed to disrupt even more stupid conferences and there was another tragic shooting incident at the corporate office, and lots more stuff too, you’ll just have to go listen to it all! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Slowbooks Well here we go again. A slightly shorter show on this alleged Blue Monday but I think we packed it even denser with the Internet’s best prank calls, just how you like it! This week Ron deals with an angry video game company employee that bought a fake designer purse, one man does not like being kept on hold with HP despite being a low budget customer, one ‘orrible lady is clearly trying to scam free Starbucks, we are forced to overcharge one man for his rental car due to his unruly kids, one former mayor has problems with her cable provider and her crappy car, we manage to break some kind of record for transferring someone to the wrong department and one man is too short and fat for his exercise bike and he does not like hearing about it and we somehow manage to disturb some more random conferences. This show was a whole heap of fun! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

The Dirty Burger Casting Couch Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. Some very angry people around right now and we’re not sure why. Includes a lady who lost her couch in the mail and got very upset about Tyrone keeping it, we talk to a real life Phil Collins about his customer service issues, we meet a couple who’s kids were so annoying that their plane took off without them, one lady does not like being verified in order to get her hotel points, we meet a priest who bans Ray from coming to her house just for being a Satanist, one lady is furious that the contents of her luggage fell out of the plane, one man rages about having to feed his dogs people food and we manage to annoy and confuse a whole group of silly conferences, and so much more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

A Barrel Full Of Caramel Welcome to 2022! It may be a new year but we’re just up to our old tricks again including calling Mike Lindell, for some reason. This week deal with a news reader who looks like Sam Eagle and his petulant whining about a delivery, we try to help a comedian get his account verified, sweet gentle Ron tries to help a very angry man with a big drinking problem, one man has serious complaints about his missing couch, we manage to diagnose another broken dryer using only spoons, one lady causes a big scene at the airport over some missing headphones and we are forced to ban an unruly hat buyer from our store for his terrible behaviour, and a lot more besides that too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Liquor Store Gift Certificates Welcome to the very final Mondays With Macron of 2021 and as always we’re going out with a bang! This week one lady goes on an epic adventure to get herself a Playstation 5, Ron and Scoby are accidentally caught mouthing off about a customer whilst on hold and for some reason she’s not very happy about it, we meet a famous comedian who broke his own TV trying to play virtual reality, one couple can’t work out how the mail slot at Hertz works, we get yelled at by a lady who clearly made fake pictures of bad pizza just to get attention on social media and we have a good old catch up with our friend Elmo Crudd, and a whole bunch more stuff too. Thank you for being here during 2021 and get your asses ready for a lot more next year! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

World Championship Whining IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS SHOW YOU HAVE TO DO SO HERE: https://odysee.com/@MacronShow:0/World-Championship-Whining Welcome to the last show before Christmas. This time we’re really celebrating in style as Ronny does his best to get us into trouble! This week Tyrone gets into a heated debate with a real life wrestler, we meet a lady who was not happy about her rare beaver skin jacket, we manage to stop an actual Indian scammer, there’s a man who got mad because Best Buy wouldn’t barter with him, we deal with a lady who got locked out of her own rental car and Ron makes friends with an awesome person who once kicked Mark Zuckerberg’s ass! And a whole lot more as well! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Hold My Toilet Wand This show name is not rude, Ron just found out that a toilet wand is a thing apparently. This week on Mondays With Macron prepare yourselves for a goose related extravaganza the likes of which we haven’t seen for some time. This week we meet a man who has problem with his chicken, a man who refuses to wait for 2 years to catch his flight, we deal with a whole bunch of people who are having problems with delivery services at Christmas, we try to find one reluctant man a special edition Xbox but his wife won’t let him have it, we meet a lady who is clearly ordering sex toys and doesn’t want to admit it and sweet kind Ron attempts to fix one man’s very expensive laptop, with hilarious consequences, and a whole lot more besides that too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Pickle Dick Makes A Beeline When you simply have too many show name ideas this is what happens. Featuring the world’s greatest Christmas jumper, this show was not endorsed by any of the “celebrities” we prank called tonight! This week we have to deal with an angry author who lost her luggage, some famous rapper’s manager does not like our phone service, one lady is completely hysterical about her glasses and has to get her super smart husband involved, one lady is super serious about not using Uber any more, we have to ban a lady from Ebay for trying to buy human organs and machine guns, one lady cannot work out how to move a bicycle, Ron tries to force a lady to watch the new Ghostbusters movie, we meet the man with the world’s slowest voice, Tyrone picks himself up some nice new baggage from the airport, one lady gets all upset about selling her used clothing and we meet a Soundcloud rapper who does not stand for any of our nonsense, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

The 12 Karens Of Christmas Welcome to another wacky Mondays With Macron! Sorry the voicemails weren’t working this week, they actually all came in together right after the show and will be played on the next supporter’s show so look out for that. This week a real life Karen gets her Christmas decorations stolen by Tyrone, Ron manages to burst one man’s love sack, one guy can’t seem to find anything at Best Buy, another guy gets caught looking at porn in his car, one lady gets all upset about Ron taking a simple medical questionnaire for her, one special verified customer gets all upset about having to AIVerify himself, we manage to really annoy a famous movie star who will NEVER be buying those shoes again and we even manage to catch up with a certain crazy lady from the last PREMIUM show, and whole lot more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Elmo Crudd In – Try Not To Scratch It Another show that got way out of hand. That is all the co host’s fault and not at all to do with sweet gentle Ron who was only trying to help! Get ready for some sass this time around as we meet a foolish woman trying to fix her refrigerator all by herself, a lady who exceeded the weight limit to order takeout, a man who can’t stop getting scammed repeatedly, Dr Charles sets one man straight about what a good quality watch is, Jolo gets into a heated dispute with the mother of a sneaker buyer, Ron puts someone on the no fly list for being ginger, one special little man discovers the true value of cheap networking equipment and one guy can’t seem to get his bins emptied right. Plus a whole lot more, this show really got out of control again! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Gas Station Pizza Nothing like microwave fresh gas station pizza to start off your week! This week you should really watch on YouTube because as usual Ron is overexcited about the new Ghostbusters movie and is driving around in the Ghostbusters car. This week we deal with a lady who is upset about getting ghosted by her phone provider, a lady who lost her wedding ring in the mail, Ron gets into a very heated argument with a Dyson customer, one lady gets very upset and confused with Expedia, Jeff gets tricked into being a pizza delivery boy, one grown woman is traumatised from having to wait on the phone, Ron loses his temper with a PlayStation 5 scalper and a very special little guy threatens to come over and eat Ron’s heart, and w whole lot more craziness too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Ron’s Horrid Birthday Full disclosure Ron’s birthday wasn’t actually Horrid, you will have to listen to the whole thing to find out why we named the show like this. Firstly we want to thank everyone for all the awesome birthday messages and support, we really appreciate it. CarpelTunnel is now back where she belongs in the studio with our new Carpel Cam. To celebrate we did what we do best here and handled the Internet’s best complaints of the week including another lady with a broken fridge, we get accused of all kinds of misbehaviour from a very angry airline passenger, we try to help a man with his Grey Thursday sale, one lady has a completely horrid experience with her home appliances, Ron gets into a terrible accident whilst helping a customer, one man gets his account hacked by an Uber driver, one guy buys his brother a really crappy birthday present and we also get into a heated dispute with those jerks at the Sea Tac Crest, and a whole bunch more surprises too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Supervise Me Well here we go with another lengthy show because once again things got seriously out of hand here at the corporate office. This time Ron gets into an argument with a couple of restaurant owners, we talk to another celebrity who doesn’t have a high enough credit rating for us to answer the phone, we meet a man who doesn’t think he should have to get out of his car any more to receive food, we get to laugh at one man’s internet history, one guy objects to looking at porn in order to get his football tickets, Tyrone gets himself some kind of fancy coffee container and we also cause confusion for several online jewellery sellers, and a lot more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Sorry For My Apology Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron. We had some very sad news to report this week in that our little friend Kevin passed away recently. We will be doing some kind of tribute show for him in the near future so look out for that. Also special thanks to all the kind people that supported us with donations this week, we really appreciate it! This week we had a whole cast of wacky complainers and things got out of hand big time. This week we meet a lady who does not advise extended warranties, a man who was too cheap to buy an Apple Watch, a lady who did not like hearing her money being torn up, another verified social media user who couldn’t operate a website, a lady who lost her luggage, sweet gentle Ron gets screamed at by a very angry Lowes customer, one man doesn’t want to wait for his order from Saks, for some reason we are repeatedly accused of playing video games on the job and Ray manages to find us some fresh Paparazzi people to hang out with, and a whole lot more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

The Horse Hoof Inspector Well here we go again, another show that got way out of control. This week we get straight into it with an angry trucker who didn’t want to pay a late fee for being late, a man who insisted that everyone else apologise because he made a mistake, a man with a broken refrigerator who for some reason wanted it fixed, we meet a super famous Disney Plus customer, Tyrone gets some new batteries, several people get super upset about the AI Verify service, one man claims that sweet gentle Kathy crashed her car into him, we have to deal with some very unpleasant racism from an actual horse hoof inspector who I think we will be re-visiting on the supporter’s shows and we meet a man with a very silly last name who just isn’t happy with his bank. And lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Doooooo Doo Dodoolooloolooo Welcome to another show that wrote it’s own name! This week get ready for some drama as sweet gentle Ron loses his temper with a corrupt journalist for writing a bad review of the new Ghostbusters movie, we all wish Jeff a very happy Canadian Thanksgiving, we deal with a banchode who gets caught looking at hard dicks, we deal with a lady who doesn’t want to pay her monthly cancellation fee, one man gets banned from Party City for being a cheapskate, we argue with a very aggressive Democrat and one man completely loses his mind after accusing us of playing video games during work time, and a whole lot more to boot! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more Twitch streaming! https://twitch.tv/macronx

Disrespective In this week’s regular Mondays With Macron get ready to meet some seriously crazy complainers including one man who made light of today’s tragic Facebook downtime, a lady who keeps getting emailed the wrong number, and extra extra large sports fan who couldn’t get her stuff delivered to the right trailer, a comic con attendee who was trying to scalp tickets, a man who who have to ban from Walmart for his terrible behaviour, a couple who don’t like us monitoring their home for them, a man who’s credit wasn’t good enough to have a Venmo account who got very upset about it all, a Wendy’s customer who stole gift cards from a church and a FedEx customer who had a lot to say about her missing swimming uniforms, and a whole lot more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more Twitch streaming! https://twitch.tv/macronx

Pen Is On The Brain Welcome to another show with a silly name. This week buckle up and get ready for a man so famous and important that he doesn’t take his own phone calls, a lady who has to change her citizenship to take a flight, a couple who only bought half a bed and have a lot to say about it, another drunk insurance customer who crashed his own car and then discovered that it was two cars welded together, one man is dead serious about cancelling the big YouTube TV deal, one guy doesn’t want to pay tax on his air miles, one poor lady gets every single department at Home Depot except the one she wants and things get eerie with an insurance claim, and a whole lot more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more Twitch streaming! https://twitch.tv/macronx

Different Strokes What a show this week, the full crew is in the virtual studio and the complainers are complaining. This week Tyrone gets a new dishwasher, a man who really wants the latest Apple TV, a frustrated lady who polished her fridge too much, a football fan with a serious beef with Scoby, Ron uses his ghost busting equipment to diagnose a haunted washer, we have a lot of problems with a certain store who everyone wants to complain about this week, one guy is not happy about sharing his bandwidth with his neighbour or looking at hard dicks, one guy wants to get tossed at Walmart and Munch causes mayhem at a bait shop, and lots more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more Twitch streaming! https://twitch.tv/macronx

Mouth Full Of Cox Welcome to Monday the 13th with Macron! What a day this was, we got to meet a lady who’s mop would not steam, a couple who accidentally bought a holiday villa in Afghanistan, a man who wants to loan money from Ronny the loan shark, a lady who wanted a refund because she couldn’t find her parking space, a lady who’s son crashed into a Pizza Hut driver, a very special guy who didn’t get his ticket to the big game, a man who was not happy to get a mouthful of Cox and Tryone got some more free stuff, and a lot more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more Twitch streaming! https://twitch.tv/macronx