The Macron Show

A Rooster In The Background Welcome to another weird and wacky Monday fun day with Macron and co. This week it’s all about the complainers, although they made it really hard work for me. First of all Apple just released a bunch of new stuff so lots of people are complaining about that, and for some reason they’re not happy about Scoby keeping their packages, one man is just dying to get some Cox, the good folks over at Armenian Home Shield do everything they can to help one angry man, one guy really needs the pests removed from his house, one man is getting frustrated about his payroll software, the chatbot from a grocery store goes rogue and begins harassing one customer, one lady really needs her shirts from North Korea and Ron unveils the next generation in rape alarms. And we also made ourselves welcome in a few meetings too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Gallivanting Over To Albuquerque Well what a show this turned out to be. First there was an announcement and some special messages right at the start that you should check out. Ron spent some time messing with some scammers with some great results and then we handled a few complainers including a lady that changed her mind about her new furniture, a man who was allergic to pork, we met a VERY angry lady called Gina who we will be calling again, another man is way to heavy for his exercise bike, one man is very unhappy with his wife’s car tyres and does not like our awesome solution, Ron tries to retain another cable customer and one lady is very angry and confused about her new washer. And lots more too. I want to say a very special thank you to each and every person who supported us today and for the amazing messages that were left for us at the start of the show. It really does mean the world to everyone here. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Bilingual Eunuch Oh here we go again with the show names. This week we had to really fight to make them pick up but the complainers sure were raging. This week for some reason our tips page was down but it has now been replaced by the all new macronshow.com/tip please feel free to go there and show some love! This week Ron has to deal with a lady who couldn’t even type her own address in correctly, Ron reassures one lady that her pilot is only slightly over the alcohol limit, Ron tries his best to retain some more spectrum customers, one lady cries over her broken exercise bike, Scoby has a problem getting into one couple’s back doors, one man gets caught using his google drive to store and one man really doesn’t want to keep his Comcast service. And we also dropped in on a few new Zoom meetings with our friend Gary Busey. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Labor Day Cuckout Happy Labor Day to all you people. This week since it’s a holiday we tried to focus mostly on jumping into some Zoom meetings, and we had great success with this. However Ron still had to come face to face with some really whiny complainers including a very boring man with broken grill, another cable customer who thought it was okay to just cancel his account, we caused mass confusion for one airline customer, one many got very upset about constantly being charged for us calling him, one lady gets into some serious legal trouble after accusing us of being scammers and Trainwreck manages to score with Jenny from the accounting department! And lot’s more craziness too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Cobbed And Reamed Welcome to another wet and wild episode of Mondays With Macron. This week we’re trying out a few tricks on Zoom so this show is best viewed on the YouTube machines. Don’t worry though we still got ourselves plenty of sweet sweet complainers including a Carvana customer who had some reservations about taking a smashed up vehicle, a lady who lived in a fancy gated community and did not want the likes of Scoby getting inside, we convince a world famous YouTuber to cause mayhem at a Popeyes, one couple does not like having to check in their unruly child at the airport, we are forced to put one aggressive customer on the no fly list for being a little b*tch, one man is very bitter about his missing weekend delivery and the fact that he was hitting on Scoby and for some reason one special little guy does not like being randomly charged money by Walmart in the middle of the night. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Atrocious Level 5 Pranks Here we go with yet another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron and this week we are all about complainers. Watch in awe as sweet gentle Ron is forced to do battle with a man bitching about the WIFI on his plane, we have a heated debate with a man with a dodgy passport, a lady who could not get help with her insurance, a couple who could only get 50% of their appliances to work, a really stupid U2 fan, a man who got very confused about booking flights for his family, Ron argues with a Fox anchor, one lady does not like having to have special fat lady seats on her flight and Ron helps good old Comcast get some more customers thanks to his magic robo calls. And lots more too. Oh and maybe a couple of Zoom meetings just for good measure. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Semen Avenue Welcome welcome welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week the complainers were sparse but boy were they on form. This week Ron is troubled by a lady who gets into an epic debate with Ron and Chumley about whether or not her apartment on the world’s most pornographic street actually exists, we argue with a lady at great length about her buying the wrong size door and then refusing our excellent services, Ron tries his very hardest to convince a Spectrum customer not to cancel, which only serves to really annoy her for some reason, we make an angry airline customer apologise and then offer to do Chumley’s laundry to make up for it, one lady gets a good laugh out of being yelled at whilst on a plane and one man can’t understand why his economy package isn’t actually moving. Ron also gets called live on the air by a scammer this week and we also had some more fun in various Zoom meetings so be sure to watch the video version the YouTube machine! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Maybe I’m Being Dense Well Ron is back in the UK, but only for a little while as today we announced our massive Florida meetup for Ron’s birthday! Don’t miss the big announcement on this show for details. This week sweet gentle Ron was also forced to deal with a lady who couldn’t rent a car because the staff were driving drunk in it, a very argumentative man who didn’t want to rent his home for a big discount, a man who is really not happy with the service at Amtrak, a lady who ordered important medical equipment on Amazon, Scoby hits on a real life Onlyfans model, one man gets a good laugh out of us whilst in line at the airport and on top of that we somehow managed to cause absolute chaos in a bunch of Zoom meetings! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Soft Skin Here we go again. Ron is still in Canada kicking asses and taking names. This week the complainers took a while to get warmed up but boy was it worth it when they did! This week we meet a lady who didn’t realise that her dryer would get hot, Ron gets to explain to one man why using a website is easier than going into a store, we meet a very angry man with a broken TV who does not want to accept our downgrade, one man really hates the environment and refuses to drive our electric car, we have to deal with yet another drunken pilot, one lady really hates her rental car smelling of weed, we meet a man who doesn’t understand how things work at soccer games and we tried but failed to roast an actual dog hater (but I will have my revenge on the next supporters’ show!. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Pubes On A Plane Well this show name has nothing to do with any successful call but it will make sense when you listen to the whole thing. This week Ron is in Canada eating a crazy amount of edibles just to entertain you people, so sit back and enjoy a wild show. This week Ron survives his biggest dose of edibles ever and tries to sell porn to a Paramount customer, we deal with another drunk pilot, we TRY to call a man who found pubes on his plane seat, Ron dishes out probably the biggest roasting this year to a man who pretended to be a heart surgeon for clout, we have to deny a man access to his money due to his suspicious spending habits, we meet a lady who is too lazy to walk 5 blocks to get her fat pills, we are forced to explain to a pair of idiots that they have to remember to check in at the airport and we try out a brand new trick for making our presence known in Zoom meetings, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Get Out Of The Doghouse Day Something perhaps a little different this week as we try out our new Zoom meeting toy. We had a lot of fun this week, it’s a shame that despite all of our efforts we’re still not very welcome in the meetings. Go figure. Don’t worry though as there were plenty of complainers for you people including a man who was bitching lots about his appliance delivery, poor Ron gets racially abused by a man who really didn’t want an Olive Garden gift certificate, a man who was too much of a wimp to change the oil in his own rental car, a lady who tried to pull a scam to get some free food, a man who had to face the horror of being stuck in Miami and I think we also set a new record for the number of times we passed someone to the wrong department. And a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Hoe Moaners Association I think this is one of the best bad pun show names I’ve ever come up with and I’m sticking with it. This week we invited ourselves to some home owners association Zoom meetings, but apparently we weren’t very welcome there. Also sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man threatening to sell the ATT stock that he doesn’t own, a real life banchode complaints about his flight, Ron accidentally cuts off someone’s power for a whole week, one lady demands to get it in the back door from Scoby and one lady goes full on Karen about her broken front doors, and much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Karen The Crack Head Calm Down Yet again we lost all control of this show and it really got away from us though. Don’t worry though it’s worth the runtime. This week sweet gentle Ron comes face to face with a silly old lady who didn’t know how to thread a needle, a man who was desperate to get a new credit card, another man who got scared of Scoby and didn’t want his package, a ghetto family who made a fuss about fried chicken at a theme park, a man who lost his bag in Denmark, a food obsessed lady who ate too much McDonalds, a man who got banned from Spotify for being too redneck, a man who was too boring for Ron to even listen to his complaint and a lady who simply would not shut up about being verbally abused by Ron. And lots more too. Oh and we also dropped into a few Zoom meetings to say hello! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Karen Out Well as you can probably guess this week’s episode is all about the Karen’s. Starting off with some lady bitching about her moisturiser delivery, we meet a man who thinks his airline is broken, we handle a complaint for an actual muppet from Sesame Street, we handle a pizza customer who sent their order to completely the wrong state, we deal with an “influencer” who decided to make videos at the airport, Ron gets into some beef with a lady who couldn’t figure out how to install her new appliance and Scoby gets hot and heavy with one customer in return for a $300 credit and lots more too. We also dropped into a few more Zoom meetings where we are STILL apparently not welcome. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

What Is It We Do Here? Here we go guys, another thought provoking and entertaining show where we not only learn a little bit about the world but we also attempt to answer that age-old question ‘what is it we do here?’. This week Ron and Co are forced to deal with an incredibly stupid man with the world’s most boring voice, a lady who did not appreciate her plane being delayed to get more snacks, a man who was very confused about getting a refund for his flight, one man decides he doesn’t wan his package any more just because Ronny got a little angry, one lady with too many kids gets very angry at the waterpark, we get the blame for one guy who chooses to live in the middle of nowhere and can’t get his packages, one lady yells at us because she put in the wrong address on her own delivery and we have to explain to one lady how mould actually works, and a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Dick Cringe And The Wireless Cables Here we are again. Get ready for some more crazy Karens. We have a lot to get through this week starting with another guy trying to tell us where to leave our packages when making deliveries, a lady bitching about her flight being redirected, a man who complained about his plane running out of fuel, a very nasty Karen who didn’t want to be home when her delivery arrived, we have to AI Verify a very chirpy Comcast customer, a man who demanded that we bury his Internet cable instead of just leaving it in the yard, a man who didn’t want to pay to have his Internet connected, Ron pretends to be a dog to impress a fellow comedian, one lady is very unhappy about being on Ron’s cancellation plan and one lady is just not happy with her dirty rental car. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Doug’s Fruity Little Sign Well here we go again with another show that just got way out of control. You’re not gonna believe the stuff we got up to this week. This week’s crazy Karen’s include a family who waited in all day for their new Crocs, a man who seems to think that delivery company works for him, a guy who put up a fruity little sign trying to tell us what to do, a naked lady on a cruise who got very confused about how we were going to return her bags, Chumley accidentally ends up flying a plane whilst looking for a missing iPad, with terrible consequences, one lady has a really hard time with her package delivery from Scoby and one man has his entire vacation ruined by his unruly and obnoxious children. This show really was a blast! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Memorial Day Discount Rattan Furniture Welcome welcome welcome to a big Memorial Day show with the Macron crew. This week it’s all about the Internet complainers as usual starting with a lady who did not understand how discounts work, we get into an altercation with a man over his package delivery and Scoby ends up with a brand new sweater, we deal with the homeless people living in the sheds at Lowes, one man takes his poop in a jar to the Olive Garden, Chumley politely explains to someone how our NFT scam works and raises money for our stop the tigers charity and one guy changes his mind about getting his DSL service fixed. We also made ourselves welcome in some great Zoom meetings as I know a lot of you have been asking for that. Stay tuned because we have some great shows coming up this week for our supporters over at macronshow.com/join Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Borderline Scary But Funny As Hell Welcome to our very special viewer appreciation week, and what a way to kick things off. This week was all about the crazy complainers that you people love so much. We helped one couple with their invisible table problem, Scoby made some money on the streets of India selling people’s prescriptions, we helped a lady who was having problems with her portion control at Panda Express, we made friends with a great lady who got into an alteration with Scoby over her husband’s bike delivery, sweet gentle Ron has to deal with a bank customer with a very screechy voice, we deal with a real jerk flying out of Mexico, one man gets laughed at for being a big fat liar and we really confuse one customer with our new AI voice machine. And lots more too. Oh and we showed up in a few more meetings uninvited again… Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Know What You Deered Last Summer Welcome to yet another show with a great wacky naming pun! This week the whole dream team is in force as we deal with another round of crazy Internet complainers. This week get ready to meet a woman who ran over a poor innocent deer in her rental car and then blamed it on us, a crazy man who was denied his dinner reservation for being too country, one lady got very confused by our AI voices when complaining about her glasses, a lady who got real mad that the car rental place didn’t have enough cars, we AI Verify an EA Sports customer, we try to help one Chipotle customer lose some damn weight, we hear the incredibly tragic tale of a lady who didn’t get to eat in the restaurant she chose when taking a cruise, one lady can’t figure out how online shopping carts work and one couple got incredibly upset about their missing Bluetooth speaker. And a whole lot more to boot. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ghetto Supastar Well here we go again. It’s the greatest day of the week, it’s the middle of Octember and it’s time to handle some Internet Karens as only Ron knows how. This week we come face to face with a man who got very upset about his missing bathroom delivery, a man who did not expect a budget experience when he chose a budget poor man’s airline, we make a textbook goosing by getting someone fully verified, we meet a very angry banchode who for some reason wanted her airline to pay for her missing luggage, a man who got very upset when Scoby simply borrowed his new car and then flipped it upside down on the freeway, a lady who thought she was making a very fancy purchase, Ron talks to an actual porn star and we meet a pastor who got totally freaked out by us calling. We also showed up at a HOA Zoom meeting uninvited and caused more mayhem in some random meetings. Stay tuned because we have lots more planned this week! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

A Giant Cuck Of A Man This show title was written by an AI and therefore I cannot take any responsibility for it I’m afraid. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming folks. It’s complainer time again and this time we have some real games including a very confused Etsy customer who would not take our advice to stop contacting us, a couple who found a bug in their Old El Paso sauce and for some reason didn’t want to accept that is normal, a couple who left their iPhone on a plane and didn’t want to let sweet gentle Scoby keep it, a lady who did not read the terms and conditions at Doubletree, a man who’s Cox was not working, a lady with a broken windshield who got all weird with us and a lady who kept telling us all about the 10 million dollars that she made on the world wide web. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Macronathon 2 Well here it is. The 2023 Macronathon in full. 24 hours of the craziest prank calls ever. This year we bring you a blast from the past in the return of Chumley, AKA Joe Punk, AKA Hot Dog Mike! We also unleashed the full power of our brand new AI prank call machine on some unsuspecting folks, dealt with more complaining Karens than ever before, caused some hotel owners to have a complete breakdown over broken toilets, took over every single silly conference call that we could find, gave some hotel guests their morning wake up calls and played the ultimate game of Craigslist Roulette / the typing game. We also checked in with some classic callers from throughout the year, told some behind the scenes stories and managed to raise some money for the show and to help out a good cause. What an event this was. Big thanks to everyone involved in putting this together it was an absolute blast. See you again this time next year, maybe! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Crying Game Emotions are running very high in the build up to the second Macronathon. This week poor sweet innocent Ron is forced to argue with a crazy lady who put her grill next to a plastic shed and melted it, a Ford customer who wanted his damn truck fixed, a hysterical woman who went and lost her luggage, a man who tried to slander sweet gentle Lowes, a lady who couldn’t even get her courier to deliver address labels properly, a very chesty lady who for some reason insisted on showing her boobs to Ron and lady who was mad at her drugs being delivered to the wrong house. And so much more too. You will just have to listen to this whole show to catch the entire force. Don’t go anywhere either because we will be back on Friday with the prank call event of the year. Macronathon 2 starts this Friday at 10pm UK time (5pm EST) and goes on for 24 whole hours, with lots of surprises. Be there or else! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Did Not Poop On The Floor A lot of people seem to think it’s Wednesday for some reason, but it can’t be because this is Mondays With Macron! Boy do we have a whole collection of crazy for you this week. Poor sweet gentle Ron is forced to contend with a drug addled maniac raging at CVS, a lady who sold her groceries to buy crack, a crazy old timer who didn’t know how to fix his own car or use a smart phone, a couple who had a wild party in their rental property, a man who had a very strange interaction with his robot vacuum cleaner, a lady who did not get her fat girl shoes, some angry Pottery Barn customers, a man making threats at Lowes employees, a man who was too lazy to clean his own rental car, Scoby gets into another unfortunate altercation and even sweet gentle Trainwreck is forced to suspend his usual telephone etiquette, and so much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ronny Cochran There was a lot of debate about what to call this show. Many thought it should be called ‘I Dropped My Monitor’ however I felt this name was much more fitting. This week Ron gets called out by a complainer who creepily Googled his name during a call, we handle a man who looked exactly like Rasputin, we meet a lady who gets very annoyed about her overweight baggage and begins calling us horrible names, we meet a lady who is raging about her fanny pack, Scoby gets sexually harassed when attempting to make a delivery, Scoby also gets in another terrible accident whilst innocently trying to maker his deliveries, we meet a very angry lady who went to the Masters, Ron gets in trouble for flirting with the customers and one guy definitely dropped his monitor. We also caused some more meeting related confusion and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

You’ll Have To Speak Up I’m Wearing A Towel Here we go again you know the drill. This week don’t miss a very important announcement about The Macronathon 2 (Friday April 28th 2023) and also get ready to listen to sweet gentle Ron deal with a man who got locked out of his Zoom account and then had problems with some imposters on his call, a lady who’s fridge was too dirty for poor Scoby to handle, a big shot sports writer who demanded VIP service from his economy ticket, a Comcast customer who couldn’t watch his sports ball team, a man who only wanted his damn grill, Ron talks to an actual naked lady, we make another customer hang up on their real call, we use one lady to make a hold music song with and we handle a couple who were too fat for their exercise bike, and lots more too. Oh and we also dropped into a few very important meetings… Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Codeine Dojo Welcome to the Codeine Dojo! Where you get to fight people without feeling any pain. This week in the dojo sweet innocent Ron is forced to come face to face with a very angry airline passenger who couldn’t make up his mind which race he was angry at, a man who tried to scam a luxury 3 star hotel stay from an innocent airline, a heavily pregnant and very angry lady who managed to break her kid’s crib, a very very confused Ebay seller, a lady who finally perfected perpetual motion all thanks to Fedex, a man who’s parents went and messed up his electrics and Trainwreck helps us to translate a very angry French man. We also continued our top secret Zoom cloning experiments and took over some more large people meetings. There may also have been an honest to goodness celebrity on this show, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Short Story Long International Welcome to another weird, wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. This show is now presented in English, French and Russian with a little Norwegian too, but we’re not sure which one. This time around get ready to meet a man bitching about his lousy credit rating, a very angry lady who’s husband could not assemble furniture, a lady who’s long lost son was using her credit card at Walmart, a doctor who’s wife sent his luggage to 4 different cities, a Frenchman who did not want to travel via Paris and Ron requests a pacifier for a man whilst he’s sitting on a plane. We also got some special incoming calls from men wanting an erotic massage, we cloned some more Zoom participants, got yelled at by Jeff and met an actual compulsive liar selling Paparazzi. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Corporate Liaison Information Team I hope you like the new official name for all of my corporate office affairs, I feel it’s very fitting. This week it’s all about the Karens as sweet gentle Ron comes up against a lady who does not want to pay for her suitcase to stay in the fancy downtown London Windsor Castle Hotel, an Amazon customer who totally does want to send her used shoes in for foot fetishists to purchase, a lady who can’t be bothered to be home when she’s expecting a package and that’s everyone’s problem, a lady who badly needs two refrigerators to hold the massive amount of food that she requires, a man who is whining about his lack of wine deliveries and a lady who we swear has a broken fridge and not a broken oven. And a whole lot more too. We also played a few tricks on our favourite Zoom meetings too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ron Nerdbanger Well here we go again. This week we made it all about the complainers because we know that’s what you people really like. Get ready to dive in as Mr. Penise is forced to reckon with a man still claiming to have Covid all these years later, a lady who did not want to be charged triple for rescheduling her flight, a lady who could not be trusted to look after her own carry on bag, Ron says a genuine prayer for a man with leaky pipes, we meet a credit card customer who can not and will not follow any basic instructions, we meet a lady who faked her weight loss pictures with some very bad Photoshop skills and Scoby manages to get another free phone because one lady did not like to do paperwork. And so much more too. We also dropped by all of our favourite meetings and we found a way to cause even more confusion in Zoom meetings. Oh and the sickos in our live chat made Ron eat more hot chillies too. What a night! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Professor Cosmonaut Welcome to yet another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron everyone. This week it’s all about the Karens! Sweet gentle Ron is doing is best but this week he is forced to have to deal with a lady who couldn’t work out how to Google the number for Comcast, a man who’s car was falling to bits after getting an oil change, a man who writes real computer books but has no idea how to get his docking station working, one lady suddenly doesn’t want her dishwasher repaired after hearing Scoby mouth off, another lady shouldn’t let her stupid daughter answer the phone, Ron tries to help a lady get her new TV including special delivery with a bottle of wine, we talk to an old couple who were too heavy for their new exercise bike, one man gets sweat all over his rental car, we meet an actual phone company evangelist and one actual Karen is furious about her dropped package, and lots more too. And we also made ourselves welcome in a few more Zoom meetings which for some reason they still do not appreciate. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Presidents Family Day Happy Presidents Day and Family day for you Canadians. This week we are debuting our brand new look studio! Big thank you to Ragman for hooking us up with all of this. If anyone reading this needs any graphic design work done then hit up Ragman in our Discord, he’s the man! This week as well as showing off our fancy new technology sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a couple who complained about their uncleaned hotel room, despite demanding a serious discount, an overbearing mother who just wanted to complain about other people’s problems, a man who was simply too large to qualify for our burger BOGO offer, a man who had real trouble using our AI verification system to get his Internet back and a poor old lady who was being scammed by her family into paying their phone bills, and more whiny complainers too! We also dropped into a few meetings that for some reason we were not welcome in and we tried to educate more MLM scammers about the importance of their toilet warranties. This episode is probably best viewed on YouTube to get the most from our brand new state of the art studio machine! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Taco Monday The 13th Welcome to a special show where we are of course celebrating Taco Monday The 13th, or if you’re on the Metric Calendar then it’s the 52nd of Smarch! Happy happy joy joy! Despite being such a special holiday sweet gentle Ron is hard at work serving complainers. This week we are forced to reckon with a lady with 2 broken treadmills, a Rabbi who has strong words for Elon Musk, a man with a dented fridge who does not care one bit about his carbon footprint, a lady who for some reason does not want Ronny to deliver her new appliances and a lady who makes a big fuss about her broken suitcase wheel. We also invited ourselves into some meetings to talk about all the excess gas we have thanks to Taco Monday, and Ron tries to sell an extended toilet warranty to an MLM scammer, and much much more! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Save Wally Please thank Trainwreck for this awesome show name, as always you’ll just have to listen to the whole thing to figure out what the hell it’s all about. This week we focused a lot on the conference meetings as we, allegedly, received some information about them that turned out to be very useful. Don’t worry though there were still lots of angry complainers, I know you people like those. This week one man got very upset about being forced to pay for a stolen car, one man did not like his airline refund being donated to Donald Trump, one man had his connecting flight cancelled in mid-air, one lady gets a dressing down for yelling at sweet gentle Ron over her pineapple pizza and we deal with an angry trucker who wasn’t allowed to park at his favourite truck stop, and a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Stormy Twinkle These show names are making less and less sense, unless you watch the whole show of course. So this time around we’re forced into a disagreement with a man who broke his exercise bike, we have to explain to one lady that her extremely large family broke her thermostat, we set up a potentially amazing call for later this week for one man and his emotional support shower door, one lady gets her KFC order all mixed up, Scoby gets a date with a hot lady, one man actually prays with us for the safe delivery of his Lenovo laptop, one man is completely refused service for hanging up on us and we invite ourselves into some more online video meetings with some hilarious results. We also go to see Ray and his other woman singing a song for us and we found some old soundboard clips for anyone wanting that nostalgia hit! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

It’s Literally Better Business Communication Day So today we’re celebrating Better Business Communication day, literally, and it’s a real thing too go and look it up. The main thing is we discussed the merits, or lack thereof, of saying the word literally, literally in every sentence. As well as trying to school people on how to talk this week sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent lady out of Walmart and ends up getting the local news station called on him, one man is very unhappy that his solar panels don’t work, we get in an argument with Fonzie’s personal assistant (yes really!) one guy does is not at all happy with his dented fridge, one man complains because his wife requested to sit in a different place to him on their flight, one very boring man accusing an African airline of targeting his whole family, Trainwreck steps in to play a Swiss AirBNB owner and one man is very unhappy about paying $2600 for a second hand TV. We also got in a fight with a doctor in the Manhole, interrupted some conferences and had some great discussions about Ron’s accent and how to talk properly, and a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Smoking Joe’s Corporate Office Well here we go again, here’s another show that just had to get way out of hand. This week sweet gentle Ron is subjected to abuse from airlines customers who for some reason wanted to get where they were going, we meet a couple who simply refuse to purchase new shoes, Thank you as always to our kind supporters, Ron tries to save a lady who just accidentally married a deadbeat, we get subjected to some racial profiling by a very angry phone customer, one lady gets banned from talking to her phone company for being too annoying and Ron and Scoby finally score with a Tinder complainer. We also set up a special meeting with an MLM scammer who REALLY wants Kathy’s money and for some reason we’re still in charge of the fat people’s meeting. And so much more too, this one really was disorganised and fun but we’ll try to get our shit together for next time okay? Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

This Is Not Normal Something a little different this week, something a little more spicy, something a little more weird. First of all the over-eaters kindly gave me their moderator code again so we spent the first part of the show just having fun with that. We also dealt with a few complainers too including a man who did not understand how expiry dates work, an Amazon customer who does not like video games, a very angry man who had to wait 20 whole minutes to get his food served to him and we dealt with a very special guy who was not at all happy with the service from his delivery company, and also just happens to like live streaming on Twitch dressed up as a giant furry bat. You think we’re kidding too. This show was filled with laughs and great banter so thank you to everyone that took part, helped with numbers, found us weird people to call or did some on-the-fly sound editing for me. You guys all rock. Join us next time for more mayhem folks! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Blackman Monday It’s the first Mondays With Macron of 2023! Holy Christmas how did we all get here? I just want to take a moment to thank EVERYONE that has been a part of this show or even just caught one episode over the past year, we couldn’t have done it without you. This week Ron gets yelled at by a fancy pants Saks customer, one man calls the cops because he didn’t get his fridge, one man gets left at the airport because his kids are too annoying, we uncover a conspiracy to steal women’s underwear from the airport, one lady really wants to accept our offer of a garbage bag full of waffle fries as compensation and for some reason we keep getting kicked out of every telephone conference we try to talk to. Oh also this show now features Jimmy Goofster so you’re all just going to have to deal with that this year. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Sir Whines A Lot Gets Boinked Well we’re back on the YouTube machines and crazier than ever. I did promise this would be a good show because Boxing Day is by far the biggest day for people complaining about stuff hands down. It just so happened that a certain airline also had to suddenly cancel 60% of it’s flights, which was a big help. Enjoy as Ron gets yelled at an abused to missed flights, Tyrone stealing someone’s guitar, one couple who really want to party it up in Mexico, a man who decided to order his Christmas gifts on December 23rd, we have to break the bad news to one lady that there will be no internet for the next months because gophers chewed through her cables and one man thinks I’m a scammer because I told him his girlfriend had to stand on her flight. And lots more mayhem too. Thank you for bearing with us during the brief YouTube hiatus, from all of us here at The Macron Show we hope you ad an awesome Christmas and please stick around for lots more laughs to come! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sh*tmas Yes once again this show isn’t available on YouTube. This time it’s not technical problems, just that Ron needed a well earned rest and time to take care of his family and stuff. We are really grateful for all the messages of love and concern from you guys but please do not worry as normal service is resuming and Ron will be back better than ever. This show was kindly hosted by Ronny live in our Discord server. Very special thanks to Ronny who has gone above and beyond to help keep things running on schedule for you guys, despite having a business to run and a family to look after. Ronny we can’t thank you enough you are a true legend. Also Mr. Blackman is still featured on this show on a couple of calls and I think you’ll agree that a good time was had by all. You’re just going to have to listen to the whole thing to see. Oh and supporter’s shows are running as normal and we’re doing some crazy stuff for Christmas, so there’s never been a better time to sign up. And remember we guarantee laughs or your money back! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Karen Bitchman You guys may be wondering what the hell happun to this show. Well let me explain. After starting things out as usual one of the routers in my setup decided it was no longer to let QOS packet scheduling work (in none nerd speak this means the dialler was buggered) so we tried to take a break to replace it with a backup router, which had decided to wipe out all of its own settings since it was last used and revert to an unknown IP address, meaning it took Ron about 2 hours total to restore things. By which time we’d given up trying to live stream smoothly on YouTube and everyone moved into the Discord for calls. That’s why this show is not on YouTube, and is nearly 6 hours long, and the audio is a complete mess as it is a mixture of Ron’s and Ronny’s salvaged audio from the night. Basically it’s just like the old days of The Macron Show. Stupidly long show with lots of technical problems but also lots of crazy prank calls anyway. Enjoy it because we’ve already fixed everything and normal service will be resumed going forwards. Oh and also everything was Ray’s fault. Now please enjoy this shit show and don’t go anywhere! Oh also if the audio editing is messed up please let me know so I can fix it. Cheers… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Like Peacocks These people made it super hard work this week, between all the wrong numbers and the people who just weren’t in the mood to argue sweet gentle Ron had to resort to singing just to keep everyone entertained. we did however manage to supply one man with a $10 Olive Garden gift certificate in return for just $24.99 in shipping, one man got mad that we wouldn’t pay for his hotel, one lady was extremely angry that Ronny drove his delivery truck on her garden, Ron spoke to a real life big celebrity, one man REALLY likes the service from Peacock, an Indian family manage to get free security services for 18 months thanks to the previous home owners and yet another couple doesn’t want us showing up at their house late at night with their missing delivery. We also showed up in some more Zoom meetings and female Ron was even allowed to read. Also apparently Jeff has a new boyfriend… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Lowe Down And Dirty Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. This time around bear witness as sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who could not follow simple instructions to get her delivery, one guy simply doesn’t agree that he should have to wait 18 months to get his car fixed or ride a bicycle, Lowes get into a huge debacle after having a school bus towed, one man is very angry that his new mop head came packaged in an invisibility cloak, one couple get very angry just because we broke their baby’s stroller and one man doesn’t want our fake Chinese shoes. Plus we very briefly showed up in some more Zoom meetings without an invitation, and a bunch more crazy things too… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Big Buck Backman vs. Big Ron Blackman This show name may have given birth to a brand new regular on the show. What a special guy. This week is Thanksgiving week, we have a special FREE show taking place in Discord on Thanksgiving Thursday at the usual show time, it’s open to everyone so just hop in the Discord and join the fun! This also means that this week nobody wanted to pick up the phone for random companies, this made Ron very angry and only made things better though. This week we deal with a very angry rich man who does not like dealing with foreigners, a lady who was furious about being charged for installation of a faulty washer, our old friend Buck makes his second complaint in as many weeks and ends up getting the same supervisor, we stand up for sweet gentle Pottery Barn once again multiple times and the show ends in another fake tragedy as one angry woman pushes Ronny over the edge… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Wild Goosing This show name literally came about because we all mis-heard a complainer, it’s not even funny. Sorry about that now. Don’t worry though as this week we have a fresh new look, a bunch of new technical problems and some crazy new characters. We’re also forced to deal with an ATT customer who acidentally cancelled all of his lines, a silly woman who didn’t know how to work her TV, a man with a tragically broken washer, a very irate man who accidentally gave all his money to his mortgage company, a lady with a bad credit rating, a man who spent too much on his mattress, Scoby gets into another argument about sportsball and our old friends at Comcast really mess things up again. Oh and we also made appearances in some more Zoom meetings without being invited. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ron’s Birthday Boob Job Welcome to an extended special episode of Mondays With Macron as we celebrate Big Ron’s birthday week by annoying people on the phone and showing up to Zoom conferences that we weren’t invited to, amongst other things. This week we cause frustration for a famous doctor by trying to force her to speak at our made up conference, Ron gets screamed at by a super irate UPS customer, one man has been pre-ordering video games like a total dweeb, Ron would never do that, one man can’t handle the truth about his delinquent daughter, one man didn’t get enough man meat, one man can’t seem to get any help simply because his voice is too c*nty, one crazy lady tries to move her whole family into a storage unit, one poor innocent woman has to suffer to sheer hell of having to delay her new pool installation so she can have high speed internet and Ron roasts a soap opera megastar to death. And lots more. Special thank you to everyone for the amazing birthday gifts! If you want to send anything too everything you need is at https://macronshow.com/donate Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt Barnacles Well well. Mondays With Macron landed exactly on Halloween. Get ready for a treat this year as Ron and Co go trick or treating at hotels with the ghost of Kevin. We scare the hell out of people in Zoom meetings and there’s even a special poetry ready by Dale from Zoom Security and Ron himself that you don’t want to miss. Oh and we also called some complainers too and tested out the new improvements to Ray’s special advanced goosing system. You’re just going to have to watch / listen to the whole show to find out exactly what went down but trust me this show should not be missed! Oh and god knows where the show name came from… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Dick The Raven It’s almost Halloween! Get ready to scare up some Karens with this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron. This time around it’s crazy complainer central. Get ready to meet a lady who is sick of automated systems and then gets to test our brand new AI Verification system, a man who spilled bodily fluids on his brand new laptop and then came crying to us about it, an airline customer who was sick of all the damn foreign people calling up, a man who had terrible problems with his insurance service, a home security customer who let us connect to his cameras so we could check him out, Hector from Breaking Bad is complaining about donuts, one man has devoted all of his free time to getting his coffee machine fixed, Ron manages to make a spiritual healer get mad with her phone company, Ron then actually helps out a lady who got scammed by Paypal scammers and we are forced to ban one lady from Instagram for not being good looking enough. We also stopped by a bunch more Zoom meetings where for some reason we were not made to feel very welcome. What an awesome show! Now Carpel and Ron are off to Scotland! Stay tuned! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!