The Macron Show

Ghetto Supastar Well here we go again. It’s the greatest day of the week, it’s the middle of Octember and it’s time to handle some Internet Karens as only Ron knows how. This week we come face to face with a man who got very upset about his missing bathroom delivery, a man who did not expect a budget experience when he chose a budget poor man’s airline, we make a textbook goosing by getting someone fully verified, we meet a very angry banchode who for some reason wanted her airline to pay for her missing luggage, a man who got very upset when Scoby simply borrowed his new car and then flipped it upside down on the freeway, a lady who thought she was making a very fancy purchase, Ron talks to an actual porn star and we meet a pastor who got totally freaked out by us calling. We also showed up at a HOA Zoom meeting uninvited and caused more mayhem in some random meetings. Stay tuned because we have lots more planned this week! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

A Giant Cuck Of A Man This show title was written by an AI and therefore I cannot take any responsibility for it I’m afraid. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming folks. It’s complainer time again and this time we have some real games including a very confused Etsy customer who would not take our advice to stop contacting us, a couple who found a bug in their Old El Paso sauce and for some reason didn’t want to accept that is normal, a couple who left their iPhone on a plane and didn’t want to let sweet gentle Scoby keep it, a lady who did not read the terms and conditions at Doubletree, a man who’s Cox was not working, a lady with a broken windshield who got all weird with us and a lady who kept telling us all about the 10 million dollars that she made on the world wide web. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Macronathon 2 Well here it is. The 2023 Macronathon in full. 24 hours of the craziest prank calls ever. This year we bring you a blast from the past in the return of Chumley, AKA Joe Punk, AKA Hot Dog Mike! We also unleashed the full power of our brand new AI prank call machine on some unsuspecting folks, dealt with more complaining Karens than ever before, caused some hotel owners to have a complete breakdown over broken toilets, took over every single silly conference call that we could find, gave some hotel guests their morning wake up calls and played the ultimate game of Craigslist Roulette / the typing game. We also checked in with some classic callers from throughout the year, told some behind the scenes stories and managed to raise some money for the show and to help out a good cause. What an event this was. Big thanks to everyone involved in putting this together it was an absolute blast. See you again this time next year, maybe! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Crying Game Emotions are running very high in the build up to the second Macronathon. This week poor sweet innocent Ron is forced to argue with a crazy lady who put her grill next to a plastic shed and melted it, a Ford customer who wanted his damn truck fixed, a hysterical woman who went and lost her luggage, a man who tried to slander sweet gentle Lowes, a lady who couldn’t even get her courier to deliver address labels properly, a very chesty lady who for some reason insisted on showing her boobs to Ron and lady who was mad at her drugs being delivered to the wrong house. And so much more too. You will just have to listen to this whole show to catch the entire force. Don’t go anywhere either because we will be back on Friday with the prank call event of the year. Macronathon 2 starts this Friday at 10pm UK time (5pm EST) and goes on for 24 whole hours, with lots of surprises. Be there or else! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Did Not Poop On The Floor A lot of people seem to think it’s Wednesday for some reason, but it can’t be because this is Mondays With Macron! Boy do we have a whole collection of crazy for you this week. Poor sweet gentle Ron is forced to contend with a drug addled maniac raging at CVS, a lady who sold her groceries to buy crack, a crazy old timer who didn’t know how to fix his own car or use a smart phone, a couple who had a wild party in their rental property, a man who had a very strange interaction with his robot vacuum cleaner, a lady who did not get her fat girl shoes, some angry Pottery Barn customers, a man making threats at Lowes employees, a man who was too lazy to clean his own rental car, Scoby gets into another unfortunate altercation and even sweet gentle Trainwreck is forced to suspend his usual telephone etiquette, and so much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ronny Cochran There was a lot of debate about what to call this show. Many thought it should be called ‘I Dropped My Monitor’ however I felt this name was much more fitting. This week Ron gets called out by a complainer who creepily Googled his name during a call, we handle a man who looked exactly like Rasputin, we meet a lady who gets very annoyed about her overweight baggage and begins calling us horrible names, we meet a lady who is raging about her fanny pack, Scoby gets sexually harassed when attempting to make a delivery, Scoby also gets in another terrible accident whilst innocently trying to maker his deliveries, we meet a very angry lady who went to the Masters, Ron gets in trouble for flirting with the customers and one guy definitely dropped his monitor. We also caused some more meeting related confusion and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

You’ll Have To Speak Up I’m Wearing A Towel Here we go again you know the drill. This week don’t miss a very important announcement about The Macronathon 2 (Friday April 28th 2023) and also get ready to listen to sweet gentle Ron deal with a man who got locked out of his Zoom account and then had problems with some imposters on his call, a lady who’s fridge was too dirty for poor Scoby to handle, a big shot sports writer who demanded VIP service from his economy ticket, a Comcast customer who couldn’t watch his sports ball team, a man who only wanted his damn grill, Ron talks to an actual naked lady, we make another customer hang up on their real call, we use one lady to make a hold music song with and we handle a couple who were too fat for their exercise bike, and lots more too. Oh and we also dropped into a few very important meetings… Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Codeine Dojo Welcome to the Codeine Dojo! Where you get to fight people without feeling any pain. This week in the dojo sweet innocent Ron is forced to come face to face with a very angry airline passenger who couldn’t make up his mind which race he was angry at, a man who tried to scam a luxury 3 star hotel stay from an innocent airline, a heavily pregnant and very angry lady who managed to break her kid’s crib, a very very confused Ebay seller, a lady who finally perfected perpetual motion all thanks to Fedex, a man who’s parents went and messed up his electrics and Trainwreck helps us to translate a very angry French man. We also continued our top secret Zoom cloning experiments and took over some more large people meetings. There may also have been an honest to goodness celebrity on this show, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Short Story Long International Welcome to another weird, wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. This show is now presented in English, French and Russian with a little Norwegian too, but we’re not sure which one. This time around get ready to meet a man bitching about his lousy credit rating, a very angry lady who’s husband could not assemble furniture, a lady who’s long lost son was using her credit card at Walmart, a doctor who’s wife sent his luggage to 4 different cities, a Frenchman who did not want to travel via Paris and Ron requests a pacifier for a man whilst he’s sitting on a plane. We also got some special incoming calls from men wanting an erotic massage, we cloned some more Zoom participants, got yelled at by Jeff and met an actual compulsive liar selling Paparazzi. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Corporate Liaison Information Team I hope you like the new official name for all of my corporate office affairs, I feel it’s very fitting. This week it’s all about the Karens as sweet gentle Ron comes up against a lady who does not want to pay for her suitcase to stay in the fancy downtown London Windsor Castle Hotel, an Amazon customer who totally does want to send her used shoes in for foot fetishists to purchase, a lady who can’t be bothered to be home when she’s expecting a package and that’s everyone’s problem, a lady who badly needs two refrigerators to hold the massive amount of food that she requires, a man who is whining about his lack of wine deliveries and a lady who we swear has a broken fridge and not a broken oven. And a whole lot more too. We also played a few tricks on our favourite Zoom meetings too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ron Nerdbanger Well here we go again. This week we made it all about the complainers because we know that’s what you people really like. Get ready to dive in as Mr. Penise is forced to reckon with a man still claiming to have Covid all these years later, a lady who did not want to be charged triple for rescheduling her flight, a lady who could not be trusted to look after her own carry on bag, Ron says a genuine prayer for a man with leaky pipes, we meet a credit card customer who can not and will not follow any basic instructions, we meet a lady who faked her weight loss pictures with some very bad Photoshop skills and Scoby manages to get another free phone because one lady did not like to do paperwork. And so much more too. We also dropped by all of our favourite meetings and we found a way to cause even more confusion in Zoom meetings. Oh and the sickos in our live chat made Ron eat more hot chillies too. What a night! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Professor Cosmonaut Welcome to yet another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron everyone. This week it’s all about the Karens! Sweet gentle Ron is doing is best but this week he is forced to have to deal with a lady who couldn’t work out how to Google the number for Comcast, a man who’s car was falling to bits after getting an oil change, a man who writes real computer books but has no idea how to get his docking station working, one lady suddenly doesn’t want her dishwasher repaired after hearing Scoby mouth off, another lady shouldn’t let her stupid daughter answer the phone, Ron tries to help a lady get her new TV including special delivery with a bottle of wine, we talk to an old couple who were too heavy for their new exercise bike, one man gets sweat all over his rental car, we meet an actual phone company evangelist and one actual Karen is furious about her dropped package, and lots more too. And we also made ourselves welcome in a few more Zoom meetings which for some reason they still do not appreciate. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Presidents Family Day Happy Presidents Day and Family day for you Canadians. This week we are debuting our brand new look studio! Big thank you to Ragman for hooking us up with all of this. If anyone reading this needs any graphic design work done then hit up Ragman in our Discord, he’s the man! This week as well as showing off our fancy new technology sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a couple who complained about their uncleaned hotel room, despite demanding a serious discount, an overbearing mother who just wanted to complain about other people’s problems, a man who was simply too large to qualify for our burger BOGO offer, a man who had real trouble using our AI verification system to get his Internet back and a poor old lady who was being scammed by her family into paying their phone bills, and more whiny complainers too! We also dropped into a few meetings that for some reason we were not welcome in and we tried to educate more MLM scammers about the importance of their toilet warranties. This episode is probably best viewed on YouTube to get the most from our brand new state of the art studio machine! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Taco Monday The 13th Welcome to a special show where we are of course celebrating Taco Monday The 13th, or if you’re on the Metric Calendar then it’s the 52nd of Smarch! Happy happy joy joy! Despite being such a special holiday sweet gentle Ron is hard at work serving complainers. This week we are forced to reckon with a lady with 2 broken treadmills, a Rabbi who has strong words for Elon Musk, a man with a dented fridge who does not care one bit about his carbon footprint, a lady who for some reason does not want Ronny to deliver her new appliances and a lady who makes a big fuss about her broken suitcase wheel. We also invited ourselves into some meetings to talk about all the excess gas we have thanks to Taco Monday, and Ron tries to sell an extended toilet warranty to an MLM scammer, and much much more! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Save Wally Please thank Trainwreck for this awesome show name, as always you’ll just have to listen to the whole thing to figure out what the hell it’s all about. This week we focused a lot on the conference meetings as we, allegedly, received some information about them that turned out to be very useful. Don’t worry though there were still lots of angry complainers, I know you people like those. This week one man got very upset about being forced to pay for a stolen car, one man did not like his airline refund being donated to Donald Trump, one man had his connecting flight cancelled in mid-air, one lady gets a dressing down for yelling at sweet gentle Ron over her pineapple pizza and we deal with an angry trucker who wasn’t allowed to park at his favourite truck stop, and a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Stormy Twinkle These show names are making less and less sense, unless you watch the whole show of course. So this time around we’re forced into a disagreement with a man who broke his exercise bike, we have to explain to one lady that her extremely large family broke her thermostat, we set up a potentially amazing call for later this week for one man and his emotional support shower door, one lady gets her KFC order all mixed up, Scoby gets a date with a hot lady, one man actually prays with us for the safe delivery of his Lenovo laptop, one man is completely refused service for hanging up on us and we invite ourselves into some more online video meetings with some hilarious results. We also go to see Ray and his other woman singing a song for us and we found some old soundboard clips for anyone wanting that nostalgia hit! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

It’s Literally Better Business Communication Day So today we’re celebrating Better Business Communication day, literally, and it’s a real thing too go and look it up. The main thing is we discussed the merits, or lack thereof, of saying the word literally, literally in every sentence. As well as trying to school people on how to talk this week sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent lady out of Walmart and ends up getting the local news station called on him, one man is very unhappy that his solar panels don’t work, we get in an argument with Fonzie’s personal assistant (yes really!) one guy does is not at all happy with his dented fridge, one man complains because his wife requested to sit in a different place to him on their flight, one very boring man accusing an African airline of targeting his whole family, Trainwreck steps in to play a Swiss AirBNB owner and one man is very unhappy about paying $2600 for a second hand TV. We also got in a fight with a doctor in the Manhole, interrupted some conferences and had some great discussions about Ron’s accent and how to talk properly, and a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Smoking Joe’s Corporate Office Well here we go again, here’s another show that just had to get way out of hand. This week sweet gentle Ron is subjected to abuse from airlines customers who for some reason wanted to get where they were going, we meet a couple who simply refuse to purchase new shoes, Thank you as always to our kind supporters, Ron tries to save a lady who just accidentally married a deadbeat, we get subjected to some racial profiling by a very angry phone customer, one lady gets banned from talking to her phone company for being too annoying and Ron and Scoby finally score with a Tinder complainer. We also set up a special meeting with an MLM scammer who REALLY wants Kathy’s money and for some reason we’re still in charge of the fat people’s meeting. And so much more too, this one really was disorganised and fun but we’ll try to get our shit together for next time okay? Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

This Is Not Normal Something a little different this week, something a little more spicy, something a little more weird. First of all the over-eaters kindly gave me their moderator code again so we spent the first part of the show just having fun with that. We also dealt with a few complainers too including a man who did not understand how expiry dates work, an Amazon customer who does not like video games, a very angry man who had to wait 20 whole minutes to get his food served to him and we dealt with a very special guy who was not at all happy with the service from his delivery company, and also just happens to like live streaming on Twitch dressed up as a giant furry bat. You think we’re kidding too. This show was filled with laughs and great banter so thank you to everyone that took part, helped with numbers, found us weird people to call or did some on-the-fly sound editing for me. You guys all rock. Join us next time for more mayhem folks! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Blackman Monday It’s the first Mondays With Macron of 2023! Holy Christmas how did we all get here? I just want to take a moment to thank EVERYONE that has been a part of this show or even just caught one episode over the past year, we couldn’t have done it without you. This week Ron gets yelled at by a fancy pants Saks customer, one man calls the cops because he didn’t get his fridge, one man gets left at the airport because his kids are too annoying, we uncover a conspiracy to steal women’s underwear from the airport, one lady really wants to accept our offer of a garbage bag full of waffle fries as compensation and for some reason we keep getting kicked out of every telephone conference we try to talk to. Oh also this show now features Jimmy Goofster so you’re all just going to have to deal with that this year. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Sir Whines A Lot Gets Boinked Well we’re back on the YouTube machines and crazier than ever. I did promise this would be a good show because Boxing Day is by far the biggest day for people complaining about stuff hands down. It just so happened that a certain airline also had to suddenly cancel 60% of it’s flights, which was a big help. Enjoy as Ron gets yelled at an abused to missed flights, Tyrone stealing someone’s guitar, one couple who really want to party it up in Mexico, a man who decided to order his Christmas gifts on December 23rd, we have to break the bad news to one lady that there will be no internet for the next months because gophers chewed through her cables and one man thinks I’m a scammer because I told him his girlfriend had to stand on her flight. And lots more mayhem too. Thank you for bearing with us during the brief YouTube hiatus, from all of us here at The Macron Show we hope you ad an awesome Christmas and please stick around for lots more laughs to come! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sh*tmas Yes once again this show isn’t available on YouTube. This time it’s not technical problems, just that Ron needed a well earned rest and time to take care of his family and stuff. We are really grateful for all the messages of love and concern from you guys but please do not worry as normal service is resuming and Ron will be back better than ever. This show was kindly hosted by Ronny live in our Discord server. Very special thanks to Ronny who has gone above and beyond to help keep things running on schedule for you guys, despite having a business to run and a family to look after. Ronny we can’t thank you enough you are a true legend. Also Mr. Blackman is still featured on this show on a couple of calls and I think you’ll agree that a good time was had by all. You’re just going to have to listen to the whole thing to see. Oh and supporter’s shows are running as normal and we’re doing some crazy stuff for Christmas, so there’s never been a better time to sign up. And remember we guarantee laughs or your money back! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Karen Bitchman You guys may be wondering what the hell happun to this show. Well let me explain. After starting things out as usual one of the routers in my setup decided it was no longer to let QOS packet scheduling work (in none nerd speak this means the dialler was buggered) so we tried to take a break to replace it with a backup router, which had decided to wipe out all of its own settings since it was last used and revert to an unknown IP address, meaning it took Ron about 2 hours total to restore things. By which time we’d given up trying to live stream smoothly on YouTube and everyone moved into the Discord for calls. That’s why this show is not on YouTube, and is nearly 6 hours long, and the audio is a complete mess as it is a mixture of Ron’s and Ronny’s salvaged audio from the night. Basically it’s just like the old days of The Macron Show. Stupidly long show with lots of technical problems but also lots of crazy prank calls anyway. Enjoy it because we’ve already fixed everything and normal service will be resumed going forwards. Oh and also everything was Ray’s fault. Now please enjoy this shit show and don’t go anywhere! Oh also if the audio editing is messed up please let me know so I can fix it. Cheers… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Like Peacocks These people made it super hard work this week, between all the wrong numbers and the people who just weren’t in the mood to argue sweet gentle Ron had to resort to singing just to keep everyone entertained. we did however manage to supply one man with a $10 Olive Garden gift certificate in return for just $24.99 in shipping, one man got mad that we wouldn’t pay for his hotel, one lady was extremely angry that Ronny drove his delivery truck on her garden, Ron spoke to a real life big celebrity, one man REALLY likes the service from Peacock, an Indian family manage to get free security services for 18 months thanks to the previous home owners and yet another couple doesn’t want us showing up at their house late at night with their missing delivery. We also showed up in some more Zoom meetings and female Ron was even allowed to read. Also apparently Jeff has a new boyfriend… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Lowe Down And Dirty Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. This time around bear witness as sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who could not follow simple instructions to get her delivery, one guy simply doesn’t agree that he should have to wait 18 months to get his car fixed or ride a bicycle, Lowes get into a huge debacle after having a school bus towed, one man is very angry that his new mop head came packaged in an invisibility cloak, one couple get very angry just because we broke their baby’s stroller and one man doesn’t want our fake Chinese shoes. Plus we very briefly showed up in some more Zoom meetings without an invitation, and a bunch more crazy things too… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Big Buck Backman vs. Big Ron Blackman This show name may have given birth to a brand new regular on the show. What a special guy. This week is Thanksgiving week, we have a special FREE show taking place in Discord on Thanksgiving Thursday at the usual show time, it’s open to everyone so just hop in the Discord and join the fun! This also means that this week nobody wanted to pick up the phone for random companies, this made Ron very angry and only made things better though. This week we deal with a very angry rich man who does not like dealing with foreigners, a lady who was furious about being charged for installation of a faulty washer, our old friend Buck makes his second complaint in as many weeks and ends up getting the same supervisor, we stand up for sweet gentle Pottery Barn once again multiple times and the show ends in another fake tragedy as one angry woman pushes Ronny over the edge… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Wild Goosing This show name literally came about because we all mis-heard a complainer, it’s not even funny. Sorry about that now. Don’t worry though as this week we have a fresh new look, a bunch of new technical problems and some crazy new characters. We’re also forced to deal with an ATT customer who acidentally cancelled all of his lines, a silly woman who didn’t know how to work her TV, a man with a tragically broken washer, a very irate man who accidentally gave all his money to his mortgage company, a lady with a bad credit rating, a man who spent too much on his mattress, Scoby gets into another argument about sportsball and our old friends at Comcast really mess things up again. Oh and we also made appearances in some more Zoom meetings without being invited. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ron’s Birthday Boob Job Welcome to an extended special episode of Mondays With Macron as we celebrate Big Ron’s birthday week by annoying people on the phone and showing up to Zoom conferences that we weren’t invited to, amongst other things. This week we cause frustration for a famous doctor by trying to force her to speak at our made up conference, Ron gets screamed at by a super irate UPS customer, one man has been pre-ordering video games like a total dweeb, Ron would never do that, one man can’t handle the truth about his delinquent daughter, one man didn’t get enough man meat, one man can’t seem to get any help simply because his voice is too c*nty, one crazy lady tries to move her whole family into a storage unit, one poor innocent woman has to suffer to sheer hell of having to delay her new pool installation so she can have high speed internet and Ron roasts a soap opera megastar to death. And lots more. Special thank you to everyone for the amazing birthday gifts! If you want to send anything too everything you need is at https://macronshow.com/donate Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt Barnacles Well well. Mondays With Macron landed exactly on Halloween. Get ready for a treat this year as Ron and Co go trick or treating at hotels with the ghost of Kevin. We scare the hell out of people in Zoom meetings and there’s even a special poetry ready by Dale from Zoom Security and Ron himself that you don’t want to miss. Oh and we also called some complainers too and tested out the new improvements to Ray’s special advanced goosing system. You’re just going to have to watch / listen to the whole show to find out exactly what went down but trust me this show should not be missed! Oh and god knows where the show name came from… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Dick The Raven It’s almost Halloween! Get ready to scare up some Karens with this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron. This time around it’s crazy complainer central. Get ready to meet a lady who is sick of automated systems and then gets to test our brand new AI Verification system, a man who spilled bodily fluids on his brand new laptop and then came crying to us about it, an airline customer who was sick of all the damn foreign people calling up, a man who had terrible problems with his insurance service, a home security customer who let us connect to his cameras so we could check him out, Hector from Breaking Bad is complaining about donuts, one man has devoted all of his free time to getting his coffee machine fixed, Ron manages to make a spiritual healer get mad with her phone company, Ron then actually helps out a lady who got scammed by Paypal scammers and we are forced to ban one lady from Instagram for not being good looking enough. We also stopped by a bunch more Zoom meetings where for some reason we were not made to feel very welcome. What an awesome show! Now Carpel and Ron are off to Scotland! Stay tuned! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Green Volcano Espresso Well here we go again with a show name that just wrote itself for me. Thank you for that guys. This week get ready to meet some crazy complainers in the form of a very flamboyant man who had serious problems with his exercise bike, a lady who was kicked out of first class because her name was too ghetto, tragedy strikes at the corporate office as one woman’s case manager is tragically killed after crashing his blimp into a school (yes you read that right), one lady is outraged after Kathy eats her dinner, we try to fix a coffee machine using vinegar and baking soda with disastrous results, we deal with a total winer who did not like being double goosed and Ron and Scoby deal with some famous sportsball guy and his missing energy drinks, and lots more too. Oh and we also showed up in a few more Zoom meetings where for some reason we were not welcomed. l Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Turkey Vindaloo Happy Canadian thanksgiving everyone! Help us celebrate in the only way we know how by handling complainers and disrupting Zoom meetings. This week prepare yourselves to meet a lady who’s deadbeat husband did not qualify to get the new iPhone 14, Tyrone got to order some pink sportswear, one lady simply did not wish to wait for spinster special wine delivery, one guy did not want his Olive Garden gift certificate, one lady gets incredibly freaked out by our Mercedes commercial, Comcast gets blamed for causing a hurricane, we finally find out what it is we do here at Brooks and one special guy has a very serious complaint to make about his fancy face cream, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Bing Bang Boom Boom Here we go again you people. This week there was a lot of focus on Zoom bombings, so you guys might want to check out the YouTube video and not just the podcast! We did have usual list of crazy complainers to deal with though including one man who demanded to be asked 145 questions security questions, a super first world problems Karen who was not happy about her late wine delivery, a man who was very angry about his terrible phone reception, a man who got very upset about having to give us all his personal measurements, a lady who did not want to wait any longer for her glasses from the Ukraine and a very special lady who kindly Covid tested her car for us, and lots more craziness too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Vinny The Guinea Welcome to another show name that just happened to write itself. This week we tried to focus on some Zoom shenanigans so this show is much better watched on YouTube. We also had some very angry complainers too and this week sweet gentle Ron is subject to more abuse from a roided up gym owner, a furious phone customer, a lady who accidentally booked two flights and then managed to get them both cancelled, a lady who accuses us of making fake deliveries just because she was too busy taking a dump, a man who has serious trouble with his manscaping and then tries to hit on Carpel, a man who got cuckolded by his own car and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I’m Gonna Find You I Know Who You Are Welcome to another crazy show where once again the show name is in no way a statement of fact and is rather a quote from a very special complainer. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man and his unruly girlfriend and daughter causing mayhem in their rental car, a Lowes complainer who just couldn’t get to the point, a very angry electrical accessory buyer who made a full report to the BBB, Tyrone gets his hands on the latest iPhone 14, we meet an actual relative of the Canadian Prime Minister who has a faulty washer and one very special guy is not at all happy with his camera lights and decides to keep calling up and mouthing off about us. Oh and we also attended some very informative new Zoom meetings, and much more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I Killed My Mother Well here we are back in the UK and back up to our old shenanigans once again, it’s another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron with another silly show name! This week prepare yourselves to meet an actual Irish couple with airline problems, sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent man out of the airport, one man is very upset about his Fedex delivery, we meet a lady who cannot understand why her dog’s pee smells like pee, we argue with a “famous” rapper who keeps breaking his camera equipment, we attempt to roast a journalist who has now devoted her full time to claiming a $25 refund, one man really does not like the finders keepers policy with regards to lost property at our hotel, we meet yet another unhappy Tesla customer and Ron gets into a little dispute with a famous TV Judge and a whole lot more too. Oh and we also showed up in some very random Zoom meetings! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I Don’t Care For Size 3 Boots There’s another vicious rumour going around that today isn’t Monday. Well if that’s the case then how come there’s a new episode of Mondays With Macron? Well!? Okay then. On this week’s show I think we broke the world record for most bad numbers called. Seriously for the first like 45 minutes nobody at all answers, you could skip it except you’d miss all the awesome banter. After that we had to deal with a very angry Italian American pizza delivery driver who didn’t like Italian American Ron, a freeloader who didn’t want to pay his rent on time, a very confused customer who didn’t want to pay their early termination fee, a cheap ass who bought wicker furniture and then let his kid ruin it, a lady who was furious about her late sofa delivery, a lady who needed a man about the house to help her use YouTubeTV, a lady who accidentally ordered children’s sneakers instead of boots, Ron ROASTS a Karen for complaining about her cruise ship and one man is upset that his credit rating isn’t good enough to order Subway sandwiches. We also ruined a whole bunch of very silly Zoom meetings too, and a whole heap more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Lana Backwards Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron featuring another great show title. This time around sweet gentle innocent Ron is forced to deal with an Angry man who messed up his own hotel booking, a very angry podcaster who did not like Tyrone stealing her new microphone, a Home Depot customer with a missing sink, a lady who’s sister ruined her cruise, a wannabe actor who was very angry about his new phone plan, a very confused banking customer, a lady who did not want to pay for her own luggage’s room service bill, Ron roasts a Fox News presenter to death and gets threatened with being shot by a super grumpy Tesla Solar customer and lots more too. We also disrupted a few conferences and let Scoby loose in the manhole again! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Eeny Meeny Heiny Know I think I deserve some kind of award for this show name, just listen to see why. Hi everyone and welcome to Mondays With Macron. There are cruel rumours going around that this show happened on a Wednesday, this is a right wing anti-Monday biased piece of fake news, it’s always Mondays With Macron. This time around we deal with a very confused lady who got very upset with our soundboard antics, a lady who wanted us to bend the laws of physics just to install her new speakers, a man who made the terrible life choice to have a baby and can no longer go snowboarding, Ron gets terrible diarrhea whilst trying to refund an airline customer, one man bought car parts on Amazon and lived to regret it, one man tried to buy Cinnabon with his EBT card and we were yet again forced to cut off someone’s Internet for mouthing off too much, and lots more too. We also disrupted lots of Zoom meetings where Ray was mostly the star of the show! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Mr. Bidet Here we go again with another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week we are pleased to announce that by very popular demand the Macron Show hold music is now available as a ringtone in the iTunes store. Go check it out now and be sure to leave a good review! We also played a brand new Macron Show rap song at the start of the show so don’t miss that either! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a crazy man who tried to steal a car from Hertz, a lady who was too lazy to bury her own Internet cable and had to have her service disconnected, a very angry Ebay seller who did not like being talked back to, a man who got turned down for his Uber license due to being too smelly, a UPS customer trying to smuggle in drugs from Nigeria and a lady who kept exceeding the weight limit on her sneakers and breaking them, and lots more too! Of course we also managed to disrupt a few Zoom conferences too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Maureen Gets Creamed This show is dedicated to Maureen Cream, just listen to it if you want to understand! This week we’re celebrating Ron’s 20th year as a Walmart employee, watch on YouTube to check out the swanky new uniform! On this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron Ron deals with a man who doesn’t understand how delivery companies work, we meet a turbo Karen who complained about the people at Walmart, we meet a lady who didn’t want her luggage to say the word slut on it for some reason, we help Maureen to get creamed and confused, we are forced to ask one man to stop coming to Taco Bueno, we meet a lady who did not like her $4 pizza, Tyrone gets a new coffee table and one man has terrible problems with his phone reception. We also attempted to prank one of the writers from Howard Stern (thanks for being a good sport!) and we disrupted a few more Zoom meetings, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Skyway To Hell Here we go again, another show that started kinda slow and then just got way out of control. I had to think of this show name myself as there were way too many silly ideas coming from you guys. This week we confuse the hell out of an airline customer who just wants to know which terminal he should go to, Ron agues with a particularly over-entitled Amex customer, one couple leave their fresh food out in the sun for an hour and then wonder why it now has ants on it, we meet a super famous newsreader who is not happy about having her Chipotle account hacked, we deal with a super entitled mother and daughter team who get all abusive about their security system, we attempt to help a couple who got their suitcase destroyed and for some reason want a new one, Scoby gets into a deadly police chase after refusing to deliver one man’s missing luggage and we trick an unsuspecting bed buyer into setting up a special Zoom meeting for us. Oh and we cause chaos in the over-eaters conference again! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Mile High Blumpkin Well this was bound to happen when you let Scoby name a show. You guys might want to watch this one on YouTube as around the 30 minute mark we had a very special Zoom meeting with an old friend of the show that you do not want to miss. As well as catching up with Mike we also dealt with a very angry airline customer who missed their connecting flight, a lady who cried because Carpel does not care about her damn kids, a man with an exceptionally low credit score, a man who made up stories about some kind of fantastical electric motor that clearly does not exist, an airline customer who did not want to wait another week to get home and one very special couple who simply could not figure out which way around they wanted their couch to go, despite all our best efforts. And a whole lot more too, including some more random Zoom encounters. To catch part 2 of our special Zoom prank be sure to subscribe on BuyMeACoffee to see what happens next! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Belligerent Denial Brace yourselves you people. Ron is back in action and better than ever! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man who cannot understand why Taco Bell doesn’t have a space for him to change his soiled baby, an old man who isn’t happy with his sunglasses, a lady who is not keen to replace her seat belt with a belt from the grocery store, another overweight exercise bike complainer, a man who wanted Lowes to show him how to fit his own doors and service his wife, a lady who doesn’t believe that Santana already died, Scoby gets into a heated sportsball debate, we meet a lady who has bed bugs and toilet cams in her AirBNB and Ron hits on a Lady Gaga fan with terrible results, and a lot more horrible complainers too. We also disrupt a whole bunch of stupid Zoom meetings too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Panty Crickets Welcome to another Mondays With Macron live on a Monday. Today was Monday, anyone that says otherwise is just spreading fake news. Just accept that it’s Monday okay and we’ll all be a lot happier. Call it Monday 2.0 if you wish, but this is still Mondays With Macron! Thanks to Dale for this show name by the way, love it. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who is frustrated about her missing travel points, a lady who got confused about changing her flight, a very angry racist lady who really wanted a new fridge, we meet the female version of Jeff who lives in a trailer and likes to sing, a foul mouthed preacher with a broken TV, a man who feels he should be compensated for using the self checkouts at Walmart, a lady who broke her own router, a man who ruined his own credit rating trying to get some free air miles and a grown man who nearly cried because his package from UPS was a few hours late, and lots more too. Oh and the Zoom pirates were back in action too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Deodorant For The Brain Welcome everyone. First of all a big happy birthday to Dr Charles who turns super old this week! This show featured a lot of very angry people so you might wanna ask the kids to leave the room when you’re listening. This week we meet a very angry airline customer, a man who couldn’t get his packages delivered to the correct state, a very angry man who doesn’t know how to turn on a router, we meet a lady who doesn’t know how to follow instructions when renting a car, Ron and Carpel get yelled at by the owners of an annoying crotch goblin, one guy thinks he can re-train the staff at UPS, Ron keeps hanging up on a sporting goods customer, one very annoyed couple do not want to wait 6-8 weeks for their internet (again), one person does not like the lack of service from OnStar and we cause mayhem in some more Zoom meetings, and a lot more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Inappropriate Welcome to another action packed Mondays With Macron with a highly appropriate title. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a celebrity who cannot figure out how to use Adobe products, a lady who did not understand how condensation works, a lady who managed to lose her rental car, another lady who broke her treadmill by being too fat, another fat girl who didn’t want to wait for her oversized jacket to be made, Scoby gets into an altercation with a man for not delivering his water, a very angry broadband customer who did not want to wait 6 to 8 weeks for his service to come back, a ghetto lady who somehow managed to buy some Louis Vuitton wallets, a JetBlue customer who did not understand why he couldn’t transfer his points to another airline and Australian Tyrone is making big money from AirBNB, and a whole lot more too. We also had great fun disrupting some Zoom meetings and conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

These Boots Were Made For Stealing Well it finally happened. Watch this show on YouTube to see Ron suffer through eating super hot wings and then being forced to down a whole shot of hot sauce for your amusement! This show also features the debut of TorFan and his crazy characters, he did a great job. This show was basically thanks to Diesel who made it all happen so please say thank you to him too! This week Ron has to deal with a man who was too fat to order more donuts, Tyrone gets himself a fancy new pair of boots, an old lady yells at Scoby just for letting his kid play with her phone, one man has serious problems trying to rent a car at LAX, one lady gets super mad because her washing machine repairman wouldn’t let her mouth off at him, we meet a man who was very confused about his vacuum cleaner warranty and we have to deal with one guy who does not like people with accents. We also invaded a televised church zoom meeting and got a very special message of the day from old man Jeff on his brand new phone, and a whole lot more too! This show was a lot of fun! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Wanking In Memphis Let’s celebrate Ray’s birthday in style! I had such a nice normal show name lined up too, and then we went and talked to a lady who was ordering horse cum on the Internet, so that went out of the window. This week Ron kicks someone out of Disneyland for mouthing off, we deal with a man who thinks he can dictate to companies about what they can and cannot do, Ron gets into trouble for talking about wanking off horses, Ray embarrasses a pastor as his birthday treat, one lady complains that her house is filthy and she shouldn’t have to have her pizzas delivered there, one lady books tickets to a concert but can’t be expected to remember what date it’s on and we also manage to disrupt a few more silly Zoom meetings and conferences, and a whole lot more too. This show was a lot of fun! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I Will Find You And I Will Kill You Well we certainly had a whole heap of fun with this show, even if some of our complainers were not too happy with it. This week we have a lady who is very unhappy that her boyfriend installed a toilet cam in their new house, Ron gets death threats Liam Neeson style, we meet a couple who were too lazy to use the stairs at their storage company, Ron deals with a pervert, one guy can’t understand why his chronic alcoholism would affect his driver’s insurance, one lady expects a free hotel from her budget airline, and one guy develops a serious crush on Ron after being verbally abused. We also disrupted some Zoom meetings and got a lesson in swearing in Spanish from Trainwreck, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee