
The Macron Show
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Lot Two
Pocket Knife
Wind Chimes
Spare Leg
The Rack
Backfeed
Pity The Fool
Happy Waffle Iron Day
Spicy White Meat
Golden Death Juice
5000 Scarves
MacronFest 26
Grease Gun
Eat What You Want Day
Customer Disservice
Elevator Response Team
Super Duper
The Aggressive Gnome
Beside Myself
Crazy Bread Chicken Hair
Well it's another action packed Mondays With Macorn this week. Listen in awe as Ron does battle with a man who wants to punch us in the face over his new grill, a man who went to a pizza joint just to pick up other men and complain, we deal with some very
Descent Into Madness
This really was an action packed bumper edition episode of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron deals with lousy printer firmware upgrades, a man who didn't like anything abou his phone, a lady who had no patience at all for her cable provider, a lady who d
Rigama-roar
Uh oh here we go again, it's another one of those bumper shows packed full of the best complainers. This week Ron tries seriously hard to upsell a man who bought a doorbell, and tries to sell Wendys to a lady who doesn't want it, one lady has a very big m
Cancel Culture
Welcome cancellation fans. This week Ron is really taking his customer service into overdrive. This week one man has serious problems collecting them all and needs our help, one lady mouths off at the wrong company and ends up getting into trouble with he
Head In The Gutter
Get your head out of the gutter and watch Mondays With Macron instead! This week we spent a lot of time inviting ourselves into meetings where we were differently welcomed. We also had a very nice conversation with our new favourite insane Elon Musk fan.
The Fine Print
Welcome to another wild and wacky instlalment of Mondays With Macron. This week it's all about the petty complaints! Ron gets called a scammer by one man who then proceeds to tell his life story, one lady dedicates a hell of a lot of her time and energy i
Grandiosos
Grandiosos is a Spanish and Italian adjective (masculine plural) meaning magnificent, grand, majestic, impressive, or imposing. It describes something of great splendor, scale, or, in some contexts, something that is overly elaborate or pompous. It also f
Wasting My Intelligence
Well it happened again. One of those shows where we mostly got rining and then all of a sudden we got comedy gold! This week Ron argues with a man who thinks he has more class than he really does, deals with a Karen who has a wet box, one man doesn't unde
Groundhog Ron
Spoiler alert: it's time for 6 more weeks of winter, and I am all for it! This week one man has a good grumble about his coffee rewards program, one lady is happy to give us her entire shopping list and then she goes and really messes up a food addicts me
Record Breaking Polar Vortex
Sure was a hard week for the complainers this week. Everyone seems to be all tense and angry for some reason. I think the record breaking polar vortex might be to blame. For example one lady becomes very confused and agitated about purchasing soda at the
Anglo-Saxon Hairs
I still can't believe where this show name came from. You really can't make it up. This week Ron has to deal with some real serious winners including a man who spends way too much time in hotels, a man who's package just vanished, a couple who got very an
12 Spooky Inches
Welcome welcome it's a brand new year and a brand new attitude. As anyone who subscribes to our supporter's shows knows we have stepped it up a gear this year. On the first Mondays With Macron of 2026 Ron meets a lady who is very upset about the quality o
Greasy Feet (Goodbye 2025)
Another year of Mondays With Macron is over and what a year it's been. I want to start off by thanking all of my co-hosts both past and present for everything you've done for this show I love you all. I especially want to mention our friend Chumley and as
Honey Glaze My Butt
Merry festival holiday seasonal greeting machines you people. You kept asking and you finally got a Christmas show, which means nothing except I made some great music this year and YouTube stream has snow. Now enjoy it! Other than that this week Ron is me
Knocked Awf
It's nearly Christmas but Ron still refuses to do anything festive at all on the live stream. Maybe next week. Maybe. Instead we get old Hurburb completely wrecking meetings, a lady with Internet problems who refuses to cooperate at all with anyone that m
Phuc Yea
You people have been wanting more completely crazy shows, well here you go. This week our sweet gentle Ronathon does battle with the crazy social media gun nut again and gives him a good roasting, tries to deal with one man who drank too much new brain fl
Johnny Crash
Well this was a weird and wonderful installment of Mondays With Macron. firstly we had our regular dose of crazy with some of our new regulars including Marty who supports a terrible football team and Diesha who defies any words or logic. Then we tried to
Pig Food
Welcome to another weekly installment of Mondays With Macron. In a week where piggies are getting told off we have the pig food right here! This week we have to check in with some of our new regulars, but you'll need to be a supporter to meet them all pro
Shirley You Can't Be Serious
Here we go again. This week the compainers wanna play hard to get but don't worry because we play even harder. Ron has his new shades thanks to the banchode shade theft replacement fund and we're ready to take on some Karens. This week one man has a real beef just because he ordered some food and it didn't shop up at all, like that's our fault, we also deal with a very flamboyant man who just wants to yell at someone about his brand new collector's edition video game, one lady gets very upset when Ron accidentally closes all of her bank accounts even though that's what she asked him to do and one lady goes completely off the deep end about her magic bill reducing tablet computer, plus a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
Ron's Greasy Birthday Bash
First of all a big thank you to everyone for the amazing birthday wishes, gifts and big greasy tips that I received. Far too many people to thank individually but I love everyone that is a part of this show! This week I was jet lagged again and celebrating so we took things a little easier but we still managed to rile up a lady who really wanted to cause a stink about her broken photo frame, one man gets angry with Elon Musk himself, one man is having real problems with his greasy shaft and one lady thinks that she can tell everyone what to do and shoot them when they disagree, of course, and lots more birthday banter too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
The Chase
Welcome to a slightly dicombobulated but neverthless incredible and extended Mondays With Macron. This week there was a lot of talking and banter but it was worth it for the crazy calls and extended madness. This week we deal with a man Karen who likes chasing drivers around his neighbourhood and doesn’t like AI hold music, one lady refuses to understand why she should answer the phone if she wants a company to help her, Ron gives a stern lecture on who MF Doom is, one lady gets very upset about unwanted notifcations in her car, Scoby then attempts to recover some missing rental vehicles with hilarious results and argues with a man with a ladies name. And much more! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows!
Do I Sound Like A Child? (Halloween Special 2025)
Here we go! Spooktober season special show is finally upon us. This week Ron calls a man to have a scary conversation about sportsball, Ron has a lengthy conversation with a total nerd who was trying to do illegal things online, we deal with a man who has serious problems with his delivery driver and his racist son, we meet a very angry Italian man who is not happy with his airline, a lady who is terrified by the mere thought of going to other cities, we deal with an actual lady driver who made a real Halloween mess of her rental car and one man doesn't seem to understand that he needs to return his rental car. And lots more scary stuff too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
The Hold Music LP
We are back in action baby and if you like classic longwinded complainer calls then boy do we have a show for you. This week Ron from the corporate office has to deal with a very angry airline passenger who for some reason does not like accepting $11 in compensation but wants to fight about it on the phone for a really long time, a man who booked a hotel in Isreal and was not happy with the conditions there and again wanted to do battle for a very long time about getting some kind of compensation for this and then in a sight to behold Ron actually drops and entire album of brand new songs on an unsuspecting lady whilst putting her on hold. We think she eventually got the message but some say she is still not sure to this day. Plus don't miss Scoby's not at all boring sports talk during the interval. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
Johnny Stag
This show is named after a true legend of the washer rental industry. God bless you Johnny. This week innocent beautiful Ron must face off against a man who only went and put the wrong doors on his refridgerator and caused it to not be running, thus ruining Hazel's whole joke. One man really wants to pitch his incredible ideas for vaginal interfaces on Mars to our specialist IT team. Poor Johnny Stag has some very weird noises coming from his rental washer. One man has to return his fitness watch because he simply refuses to comply with our fitness policy and we invite ourselves to a variaty of interesting meetings including one featuring our dear friend Pete the lesbian, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
Phoney Maroney
Welcome to another wild and wacky installment of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron has to do battle with a very angry lady who accidentially booked her husband on a seperate flight to her, to a country that doesn't exist, on a date that doesn't exist. These things easily happen though, one man got very upset that an engineer didn't show up to his on time so he cancelled his whole Internet although he was a bit of a phoney, one lady is buying gym pants from China and cannot understand why things have gone so wrong, one man doesn't understand how buying and owning things works, Hazel gets a haircut in the hood, Ron and Shade try to sell some old phones and Dale gets work as a handyman. We also went back to the manhole and invited ourselves into a few meetings too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
The Computer System Is Hacking In
Well it's finally happened, we've reached the point where AI is now talking for us and saying what it thinks we should say. Time to respect our new robot overlords. This week Ron handles a very sensetive situation involving a double murder in a rental car, one man is dismayed to get another call from Ron about his rental car, one person has serious problems with their Internet service, one man insists on keeping his old phone because it still works even though it doesn't work, one man finds out that his house is now the returns warehouse for a major grocery store and one lady is very confused about whether or not she wants to cancel her phone service or not. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
Ep 2Elbow Room
Well here we go it's Monday on Tuesday yet again. This week Hazel invades a meeting as fake Amy, one lady is not happy that critters chewed her box, one man gets upset because people won't pick things up off the floor for him, one man actually gets bummed on a plane, one man has no right buying tickets to sweet gentle Oasis, one man is very very upset that her got moved around at his baseball game and one man gets stuck in an infinite loop all because his wife was super rude to Ron. We also had a lot of fun with some online meetings this week so watch on YouTube if you can and don't forget to smash that all new hype button please! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
Dastard
I think Dale came up with this show name and I feel that it's appropriate for some of the callers today. This week poor innocent Ron has to deal with Ronny wearing the customer's dresses, one man is very upset with his grocery store experience, one lady gets upset when Ron suddenly turns into an AI mid call, one man just wants to tell us that he doesn't use his bank account, one man tries and fails to win free tickets, one lady destroys her couch cushions with her sheer girth, one man wants an airline to look after his kid for free and again gets upset when Ron suddenly becomes an AI and one man can't understand the concept of our new windowless window upgrade. And lots more too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
Going Into Labor
Well it's Labor Day and I guess Ron has to celebrate that now. It was really hard to get people to pick up on a holiday and fight us but we managed it for you anyway. This week Ron shows a professional wrestler how to do his job properly, one man has terrible trouble with an out of control robot, one man really can't seem to stop breaking his own refridgerator, Ronny eats someone's takout, Ron completely disrupts some meets and one man causes another dramatic corporate incident over one little tiny refund. And much more too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
Ratatouille
We're back baby! The weather may have cooled down but the show has not. This week Ron starts things off by getting into a heated debate about the privacy of someone's road, saves one lady from a very tacky wedding, chat's to a lovelly lady at the airport, one man is trying to actually spend his loyalty points which we no longer allow, Ron invents nano repair robots for car rentals, various people whine about their missing packages, one man has a dirty plane, one man has clearly not paid for his shoes, one man gets very angry about some engine problems and Mr. Klit wants his voice said properly. Oh and plus Ron got to talk about Oasis which was the best part of the show! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!
You Are Rachel
It's too damn hot but luckily that means the complainers are extra cranky, and boy are they extra cranky this week. Listen as Ron attempts to delay someone's flight for no reason, one lady goes on an entire adventure whilst attempting to prove that she isn't a robot, one lady has a complete meltdown because we won't give her an upgrade, one man has to call for help after an Internet installation issue takes a very dark turn with Scoby, one man doesn't like waiting in line at the store, Ron invites himself to be the roast master again and one very suspicious couple ends up getting their car taken away. And much more too. Remember we're taking a break next week and will be back the following Tuesday. You'll be okay! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!