That LARRY SHOW

How government nearly killed Christmas ● Joe & Mary's 65-mile trek through the desert – why? ● Were the Romans more evil than the IRS?● How NOTHING has changed in 2,000 years ● JC's 2-part mission ● Are humans good or evil? - the FINAL answer! ●Ancient times were not very primitive ● All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #44

Who are the men with women's heads? ● What the hell is MKP and why does it want your balls? ● Can Camille Paglia save Western culture? ● How you can save a 6-year-old from castration ● Why do men want more estrogen? ● What do young men want more than sex, money or power? ● Does Nurse Ratched run the world? ● Is Western civilization doomed?

When Larry was hot for a nun! ● Brother Larry welcomes embezzlers ● The cathedral cafeteria where a miracle happened ● The Bond-girl nun of your dreams ● How to steal $500k and get no jail – or even arrested! ● Why Washington DC is a creep-filled destination ● How you can get lucky with a nun ● All this an MORE in this salacious Sinners' Sunday!

Is God a pedo/rapist? ● Why this might be next ● The Christmas songs they're banning now ● 6ix9ine vs. Michael Buble – which do SJW's hate more? ● The war on common sense ● What is the piss tank and why should you donate $$ to its construction? ● Who belongs in the piss tank? ● What does "rapey" even mean? ● What ring tone should freedom lovers use against NPCs?

The REAL story of the 3 Wise Guys ● What is your CGP (Corporate God Provider) doing for you?) ● How should you feel after attending church? ● Why did the 3 wise guys risk everything to visit baby JC? ● Why do we dig Christmas more than Easter? ● Does JC know we're all idiots? ● How to know if you're enlightened, or a stooge ● First of a 4-part Christmas series of Sinners' Sunday

Ending world hunger – Sam Kinison style ♦ Larry destroys Michael Moore ♦ Snowflakes and SJWs flame Seinfeld, then Larry torches them ♦ Tips on stopping speech cops, from Cardi B.♦ Punishing soy people who use the word "cringey" ♦ Amy Schumer takes a douche while Louis CK wanks beside her ♦ How comedy helps you ID morons ♦ What to do when trapped in a job you loathe ♦ What's a gink? (Hint: Chuck Todd and Pharrell are 2) ♦ All this vitriol and more in this highly offensive episode!

Jesus vs Santa Claus ● Why did angel Gabriel talk like a game show host? ● How did he explain Mary's pregnancy? ● Why is Joseph the unsung hero of the story? ● How did they punish unwed mothers 2,000 years ago? ● Does the Infant of Prague give the Cub scout or Boy Scout salute? ● Was Baby God more powerful than Super Boy and Son of Kong? ● What cheap and tasty purchase can teach you a ton about the real story of Christmas? ● All these questions and more are answered in this Yuletide Season kickoff of Sinners' Sunday

Fiesta colors or black and shiny – which dildo did the trucker choose? ♦ The worst roadside attraction ever ♦ Missing Matt Lauer and his mindless Macy's Thanksgiving Parade chatter ♦ Pilgrim costumes and Squanto sweet potatoes ♦ Why is everyone nosy about how you spend Thanksgiving? ♦ A day fraught with BS ♦ Larry reveals the truth about South of the Border ♦ All this and more in the Thanksgiving episode you'll be thankful for!

The Christian Superbowl – what is it? ● Team Leprosy – are you man enough to make it? ● Are we better than animals, and if so, why? ● Can you be thankful even when you've lost everything? ● What would J.C. think of all the flavors of Christianity? ● Why is Thanksgiving the misunderstood holiday? ● Do phony "pastors" bug you? ● All this and more in episode 40 of Sinners' Sunday

Live recording of a woman driving through fire – does she make it? ● Burned houses, cars, animals and people - what's left of L.A.? ● How YOU can become a Shredded-Shirt-Action Hero ● Larry's Bon Jovi-based action hero theme ● Why L.A. is like an abusive spouse ● Where are the new action heros? (Soy-boy stars do not qualify) ● Why Matt Damon is a punk ● How Red Dead Redemption might save the world ● What is the global adventure deficit and how do we fix it?"

Is God pissed at L.A.? ● Why is hell raining down on Southern California? ● 83,000 acres burned – what's left? ● Why Hawkings and de Grasse Tyson were/are nose-picking nitwits ● How to make sense out of senseless devastation ● Does "the universe" have the answers? ● Will Brother Larry return for Tuesday's show or have to flee the fires? FIND OUT in this burning episode of Sinners' Sunday.

The new "C" word that's pissing WOMYN off ♦ Who's killing strip clubs and why? ♦ Larry's glossary of PC terms you need to watch out for ♦ Why the Wall St. Journal is ass-wipe ♦ What are exotic dancers really like? ♦ Why real men DON'T buy Under Armour ♦ CEO speak that will make you puke ♦ Dog whistle & bullshit words Commies use to push their agenda ♦ Larry takes the gloves off in this in-their-face episode!

Who is the Antichrist? ● The Pope? ● Michael Moore? ● Honey Boo Boo? ● Mrs. Butterworth? ● Brother Larry calls out the liars and phonies ● Brother Larry performs a Sinners' Sunday style wedding ● Snakes in the Western Wall – is the end near? ● Did endomorph Michael Moore lie about his meeting with the Pope? ● ALL is revealed in this take-no-prisoners episode.

What to expect when your psycho ex-wife stabs you ■ Why do you need a backstory? ● How will it make you rich? ● Which beer company and motel chain does Larry dis – and why? ● Meet Olga, the Siberian shanker who's worried about her image ● How Truth Enforcers (what are they?) can save our nation ● Why Cocooning is out and Tombing is in ● Why every asshole is now a star ● All that and more, in this blockbusting episode of bilious bombast!

Cain's big SNAP – the untold story ● Why God was NOT a vegan ● God's nasty food review ● Was Cain a psycho or justified in murdering Abel? ● Why do we snap?● Are you more like Cain or Abel – take the easy test ● Who is pissing you off, and how can you not go ballistic? ● All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #37

The pussification of Halloween ● How lawnmower parents killed Halloween ● How the Tool Box Killers made the Manson crew look like Cub Scouts ● Larry creates the New Halloween Experience and it's better than any haunt on earth ● Who was king of the psycho killers? ● What Joe Pesci teaches us about "Trunk or Treat." ● How to answer the door this Halloween and turn the goblins' hair white ● All this and more in this kick-ass and terrifying episode!

Why are so many heroes also pricks? ● How pointy was Bathsheba? ● How did David have Bathsheba's husband offed? ● Did David play Guns 'n' Roses on his harp as he seduced Bathsheba? ● How did David spot Bathsheba when she was bathing? ● What Karmic brick did God bounce off King David's skull? ● What were the options on Absalom's custom chariot? ● What does forgiveness really mean and how can it help you?

What are L.A.'s Devil Winds? ♠ Malibu – you can swim, you can surf, you can DIE! ♠ Ways to die in the desert ♠ Vegas – a portal of hell? ♠ Why everyone in LA is bat-shit crazy ♠ Why the City of Los Angeles is one big junkie ♠ When Larry's house almost burned down ♠ Why Phillip Marlowe kicks Sam Spade's punk, Commie ass ♠ All this and more in this burning episode!

Do brains win over brawn? ■ How big was Goliath? ■ How much did his armor weigh? ■ What rewards were offered for killing Goliath? ■ Who ultimately kicked David's ass? ■ Why Commies hate underdogs ■ Why Schwarzenegger has become a girly-man ■ Was JC a decedent of King David? ■ How did Goliath taunt the Israelites ■ All that and more in this combat-ready episode of Sinners' Sunday!

Do brains win over brawn? ■ How big was Goliath? ■ How much did his armor weigh? ■ What rewards were offered for killing Goliath? ■ Who ultimately kicked David's ass? ■ Why Commies hate underdogs ■ Why Schwarzenegger has become a girly-man ■ Was JC a decedent of King David? ■ How did Goliath taunt the Israelites ■ All that and more in this combat-ready episode of Sinners' Sunday!

What epidemic now rages through L.A.? ● What historical period produced the pointiest chix? ● What is the SnapCrap App? ● What HUGE LIE is L.A. and the media telling right now? ● What part of L.A. should you avoid at all costs? ● Which Tanzanian tribe does Larry want to employ as hit-men? ● Why are millions of California driver's licenses worthless? ● Why is Gov. Jerry Brown a football-headed moron? ● For which California bureaucracy does Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS work? ● Off-the-chain rage in this incendiary episode of That LARRY SHOW!

4 words that will change your life ● What can animals teach us about life? ● What would bankrupt big pharma? ● What crowd made Brother Larry feel small and vastly inferior? ● What does God think of animals? ● What would make shrinks unnecessary? ● The untold story of Moose, ferocious guard-dog of the TNS dojo ● All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #34

What is home? ♦ Where can you find it? ♦ Blind Faith vs Neil Diamond vs The Beatles – which can take you home? ♦ The "going home" lesson Larry learned at age 10 ♦ NY vs LA – the final confrontation ♦ How can a football make you feel dumb? ♦ This tour de force of Larry's childhood in NYC answers the question "can you go home again?"

Does praying work? • How smart is God? • How stupid are people? • What's the great equalizer? • Is it better to pray naked or wearing a clown suit? • How do Big Bang theorists dress? • What is the root of atheism? • Who does God find funnier, clergymen or scientists? • New fact: God is from Brooklyn • All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #33.

Is Nurse Ratched running the world? • Is medication better than medicine? • Why Aldous Huxley was a creep • Why the Geomagnetic Apocalypse will be fun! • Do chix like danger? • The soundtrack of the War on Men • What two words now rule planet Earth? • What does koyaanisqatsi mean and how does it foretell the apocalypse • How to know if you are a Veal-Man (and what to do if you are) • All this and more in one of the most bizarre episodes of That LARRY SHOW ever!

Who is the greatest man alive? (Hint: it ain't Bono or the Pope) • What did JC think of celebrity? • Why is celeb worship sick? • What is the magic incense burned at the Sinners' Sunday Chapel? • Was JC a Commie? • What did Bono and the Pope talk about? • What was the Pope's job before the priesthood? • Why does The Edge suck? • All this and more in this eye-opening episode.

How to dump your girlfriend (and not feel bad) ● Why people no longer have problems ● What is the FWD factor and how will it save your life? ● The crappiest thing your kid will ever do to you ● How to find the perfect girlfriend / wife ● What Larry learned about love from a real estate deal gone bad ● More deceptive language from ass-hats ● Having trouble sleeping? This episode has the answer!

What does the birth of the pure Red Heifer mean? ● Why was Nostradamus a nitwit? ● Who were the 3 wise guys and should we believe them? ● What is the MASSIVE disconnect between Christianity and the Bible? ● Astrologers, seers and psychics – what do they really know? ● What was Jesus' opinion of astrology? ● All this and more - in Sinners' Sunday # 31

Why is mass suicide so damn funny? • Who is that Mensa-Pony-Tail-God-Girl in every TV commercial? • Who is her chinless, mouth-breathing, nematode co-star? • Why Larry never watches football • Why Starbucks is the best venue for suicide recruitment • New recordings from inside the Heaven's Gate death mansion! • How to join Larry's suicide cult, "Skull Rock" (act now!) • Your own suicide – death-cult starter kit. • All this in the ill-est episode of that LARRY SHOW yet!

What it means if your head explodes ● What if lying made your teeth fall out? ● Should pissed off, Old Testament God return and start kicking ass? ● Was J.C.'s best miracle getting people woke? ● Which modern Pope was cool and which is a Commie? ● What to do if you meet someone that's just a head and a torso ● Why listening is not enough ● All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #30!

Larry hangs with the Exalted Ruler and learns the meaning of life ● Secret societies and clubs – Larry uncovers their true purpose ● Hear the secret 11th Hour Toast ● Why we love (and need) conspiracies ● Why everything is a club ● How the Boy Scouts tried to recruit Larry (and why they failed) ● What clubs do you belong to? (It's a lot more than you think) ● All this and more in the best TLS episode yet!

Is God pissed? ● How did a town in Southern Russia piss off God last week? ● Who else is God mad at – Ebola, Zika, Rabies, Yellow Fever, Cholera, Polio and Typhoid are all spreading around the globe ● What miracle product did Larry use to stop a plague at his home? ● How many insect species live at your house? (It's WAY more than you think) ● All this and more in this week's Sinners' Sunday.

How near is the end? ● Who is the enemy? ● How to ID them ● The words they hide behind ● Will you be chipped? ● Do parents own their kids or does the state? ● What type of person opts to be chipped/Lojac'd? ● What Commie word has replaced "neighborhood?" ● What phony words have replaced Marxism? ● This is your chance to get ready for the final big bang!

Was JC a ball-breaker? ● Why did he break balls? ● How did he break balls? ● What does it mean to "go Gandhi?" ● Why did temples have cover charges? ● How much were they? ● How did JC top David Blaine? ● How did St. Francis tame the killer wolf? ● Meet the bible's talking donkey ● All this and more...in Sinners' Sunday #28

Larry challenges a Police Chief to a throw-down. • Who is Chief Queefe and why is he a punk? • Why is Moose the Dojo guard dog smarter than most people? • Who is 15-watt Chris? • How does Chief Queefe justify Tasering an 87 year-old woman? • Is it time for Robocops? • You've NEVER heard an episode like this!

How did JC show his contempt for Commies? • Was JC ever PC? • Why do pussy-hat wearers hate him? • Do people prefer nice lies or uncomfortable truth? • How long would JC last now before they'd kill him again? • How did JC exhibit rock-star attitude? • How did Judas reveal his punk nature way before the Last Supper? • All this and more!

What is timeless cool? ● How do you get it? ● Who is Alice Cooper's new Pointy Chick? ● What is a "Bono moment?" ● Is there anything more annoying than an earnest, crusading performer? ● What classic songs are the Thought Police trying to ban? ● What is the only song they will allow? ● What is a "border blaster" and why will you find out whether you want to or not? ● How can you control your dreams? What's a romantic starter kit? What's the best way to get over an ex? All this and MORE!

How to cut a good deal with the devil ● What happens when you summon Satan? ● Is Satan a chick? ● What really happened with Robert Johnson, the Delta Blues Man -- at the Crossroads? ● Who was Anton LaVey and where is the Church of Satan? ● Does Satan really exist, and if so, why? ● This episode can SAVE YOUR SOUL!

What to do when you've had a belly-full of everything and everyone ● How to vanish yourself ● Who is the Indian With a Hole? (He's not a porn star) ● Why climbing Everest is stupid ● The Doom Boom – what is it and what's driving it? ● The Truman Show – now playing in the Amazon jungle ● Who were the 3 Wild-men of Borneo? ● Meet Jamaica Joe, the world's smallest man ● Are we all players in a cosmic sideshow? ● Are you prepared for SHTF? ● Ready to bug out? This is your episode!

How to take control of the argument • THE almighty technique in verbal judo • Easy throws that will make you the victor • Recognizing set-ups and weasels • Which biblical passage would get JC thrown off Twitter? • Reclaiming power when you've lost It • These tips from the Master -- JC himself -- will change your life!

How to kill two flying seagulls, simultaneously, without a shotgun • How a fish named Salvatore died for Larry and changed his life • Why is fishing the best sport (is it a sport)? • What were the acid waters and how did they really get their name? • What's the hardest fighting fish in the world?• Fishing drunk, with one arm – can it be done? • Do they make liquid Anacin? All this and more in this action-packed tale of hi-jinks on the high seas!

What is the GTB protocol and how can it improve your world? ● Religion vs Faith – why is one good and the other not? ● What is your God-provider doing for YOU? ● Who's got it better, Govt. bureaucrats or clergymen? ● When should you be really, REALLY selfish? ● How not to be "JFK'd" ● How Sinners' Sunday began – and where it's going ● All this and more!

The ugliest 3 words in English – what are they? ● Why are all Back to School displays in mustard color? ● The case for arson: why it's justified for Back to School sales ● How to be a cool pulp fiction detective ● Is LaCroix more puke-inducing than YooHoo? ● How do vegetables have sex? ● Is it okay to hate a dead priest? When you hear this episode, you'll have murder on your mind!

How to survive in the gotcha age ● What sneaky animal did JC urge his crew to mimic? ● Did JC originate the Miranda Warning? ● Which 4 flaws hold us back? ● What's the first thing to do when captured by the enemy?● Why is mindset the most important prep for combat? ● All this and more in this episode that divulges JC's psy-ops!

How to survive the war on men ● How are dogs treated better than men? ● Did Hugh Hefner set off the war on men? ● Why did people hate Playboy magazine but not digital porn? ● Why are cowboys an endangered species? ● What college, with the initials WU – is hotbed of PC a-holes? ● How will the politically corrected cow-person look? ● Everything you need to know to stay alive!

What's the most powerful weapon in the universe? ꝉ How did JC recruit his crew? ꝉ What power did he give them? How dangerous was it to be an Apostle? ꝉ Was Judas a mistake? ꝉ Did J.C. make threats? (Answer: YES!) ꝉ Did J.C. love everyone? (Answer: NO!) ꝉ Was he judgmental? (YES!) ꝉ What does "shake the dust from your feet" really mean? ꝉ Jump into this episode and prepare for a throw down as you hear JC prepare his men for battle.

Who was the hottest Bond Girl? • What was the best 007 movie? • Who was the best 007 villain? • What should you never eat if you are impersonating a Saudi Sultan? • Which Ferrari model is for juniors and losers? • How can you get diplomatic immunity on Ebay? • Which impostors' salaries do we pay? • All this and more in this true and insane story!

The lost 1977 prophecy that has come true † Path to Paradise – REVEALED! † Catholic priest documents Buddhist monk's transformation to energy † What to chant when you seek paradise † The secret to reaching paradise (you won't like it.) † Why Catholics have it easy † Spontaneous combustion – is it right for you? † All this and MORE in this illuminating episode.

Flirting with death in the desert ● F**kin' with fate ● Time traveling with Larry ● Where YOU can buy a Time Warp Detector ● What's behind the secret wooden door in the desert? ● A scorpion takes revenge on Larry ● Fun in the Nevada Proving Grounds ● Meet a "paranormal researcher" ● All this and MORE in this time-warping adventure!

What's the new F-word? ● How to harness its power ● Why is JC cooler than his old man? ● What was the source of his power? ● How can you tap into extraordinary power? ● How do you beat fear? ● How did JC kick back after performing miracles? ● Was his power limitless or did he know fatigue? ● BEST EPISODE YET!