That LARRY SHOW

How to ID a secret psycho ● Where to meet psychos ● The 2,600 hidden sidewalk toilets in Hollywood ● The dead star all living stars hate ● Where does YOUR state rank, psycho-wise? ● Are you a psycho ready to snap? ● Why Silence of the Lambs is the dumbest movie ever ● Who describes Hollywood better, Hunter Thompson or Larry? ● All this and more in this all-psycho, all-the-time episode.

JC – a 007- style savior ● The man, the mission, the crew = box-office gold! ● What do we most want out of stories? ● Yes, JC liked weapons – he even made one himself! ● Why Greek and Roman gods were doomed from the start ● If JC came back tomorrow, would he call in a missile strike? ● All this and more!

When it's good to be hated ● How That Larry Show was born ● How Larry came to be America's Dad ● Guest appearances by Dick Masterson, Sean, Asterios, Kian, Kimball, Nick the Knife and more! ● Podcast formats that should be outlawed ● Achieving self-mastery – the ultimate triumph ● Demolishing your self-made speed bumps ● How Dick Masterson almost got Larry killed ● How episodes of this show changed lives ● All this and more!!!

How Eddie Van Halen delivered my kid ● The 21-year+ Daddy crap-shoot ● Larry's throw-down in the delivery room ● What did Larry's wife scream during labor? ● How to re-write your birth certificate ● The Ob/Gyn to the stars ● Fatherhood: is it right for you? ● All this and more in the 2018 Father's Day Spectacular!

Kim Jong Un's favorite hooker dishes more embarrassing dirt on him • Why Commies suck – explained • The Singapore Summit – why it's fake and what it's really about • Why the hive mentality is doomed • How Larry wiped out a wasp nest and is still laughing • Why Communism's real name is "gimme-what-you-gotism • What insects say as they die • All this and MORE!!!

Why Jesus wants you to shoot masked punks † Larry sings and picks bluegrass guitar! † How to enjoy your life's railway † When is your last stop? † How to make yourself fireproof † What you should always stop at tank towns † Why some people are walking Frito bags and you should avoid them † Why Noah's ark is a non-story † All this and MORE!!!

Why 1- word job titles rule • What's wrong with Flint, Michigan? • Why you should avoid FBI dancers • Wildwood, N.J. - Come for the beach, stay for the beating! • Translating police radio chatter • How to make any meaninglless job sound important • Unsafe gun handling 101• Fun hoaxes and how to perpetrate them • Why Bigfoot believers should shut up • All this and more!

How JC trained for the big fight, and you can too • Why JC had balls of steel • How corporate God-Providers edit JC's words • If Satan had been a pointy chick, would we still be saved? • Is it time to de-tox? • What did the old man ask Jesus on his way into the desert? • All this and more!!!

U.S. Civil War II – how will it go down? • What Memorial Day will mean after Civil War II • My visit to Normandy and the ghosts I met on that beach • What are the elements of a true horror story? • Why are East coast beaches better than West coast? • How car dealers and other idiots are wrecking Memorial Day • All this and more!

Who was Billy Sunday and how did he top Jesus? • How to spot a hypocrite • Your life: 25,000 days • Now playing – American Idol, The Voice and the Fake J.C. at a church near you! • What's HTT? • The 7 woes of hypocrisy • Jesus disses the hypocrites • All this, + beer, BBQ, and pointy chix.

How to spot phonies • Friends: NY vs LA styles • Feng shui for friendships • Positives, Neutrals, Negatives and Malevolents – what are they and how do they fit in your life? • Larry's request from a 2-strike felon • The moral dilemma from Episode 92 – solved! • The most dangerous part of success • Who to keep in your life/who to offload • All this and more!!!

Samson: hero or kinky, cross-dressing dope? • How women lobotomize men without surgery • How to use the Bible for a self-help book • The little blue pill men really need • The bible passage that will save you from marriage disaster • The nuttiest fight scene ever put on film • The story of Samson like you've never heard it before!

Incels replace isis! • School sics cops on kid for pointing a Lego – Larry has the exclusive 911 call! • What the hell is everyone apologizing for? • Who are the "I'm sorry" phonies? • Why "closure" is a bullsh*t word • When "I'm sorry" really means f**k you • Finding closure with piano wire • This episode has it all!

Was Mary a TNS chick? What sort of mother was she? Who or what made J.C. turn water into wine? Did he back-talk his momma? Did she put up with his snotty attitude? Was J.C. a slacker? An underachiever? What made him decide to finally strut his stuff? All this and more in this bizarro Mother's Day episode.

Selfies – more dangerous than sharks • The social-media-(not-so) - good Samaritans • Larry's near-death encounter with an elephant • Types of selfies and what they reveal about you • A man, a bear, a selfie, the "friends" who filmed his demise and the stray dog that tried to save him • Why it's okay to laugh at others' deaths (but not their accents) • All this and more!

Laughing at Job † Is God a prick? † Why did God hang out with Satan? † Meet Jehova, the joker/sadist † What in tarnation is reincarnation? † Who was more evil, Satan or Jehova? † All this and more in today's episode of Sinner's Sunday. (For more background about this episode visit thatlarryshow.com.)

Danger, why we need it! • Why safety is over-rated • Why America is obese • Who are the Helmet People? • Are you one of them? • How Larry was almost killed in Paris • The smarter investment than Bitcoin • Why most safety is really about Kontrol • What is Danger Day and why will it be better than Christmas? • The soundtrack of 21st Century America – revealed • All this and more in this dangerous episode!

Danger, why we need it! • Why safety is over-rated • Why America is obese • Who are the Helmet People? • Are you one of them? • How Larry was almost killed in Paris • The smarter investment than Bitcoin • Why most safety is really about Kontrol • What is Danger Day and why will it be better than Christmas? • The soundtrack of 21st Century America – revealed • All this and more in this dangerous episode!

How to make your heaven on earth • What's 1400 square miles with a 200 foot wall? • Why was Larry riding a white turkey? • What 6-letter word usually means hell on earth? • Why should you start a family? • What vehicle will you drive in the afterlife? • Truth, the who not the what • All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #12!

Why I hate Starbucks • When your best friend marries a disaster • The loudmouth judge we love to loathe • Why nobody should be called "your honor" • Accessing the autonomic tone in your brain that can save your life • Marital happiness – the odds are revealed • The voice that can kill you • The barista Larry nearly decked • All this and more!

BS radar, how to develop it • Who is Braco the Gazer? • What C-word do liars love to use? • The bullsh*t pipeline -- how to cap it before it drowns you • What are the weapons of good and evil? • Why Doubting Thomas should be YOUR role-model • All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #11.

A killer pimp, gun play and street racing • RIP R. Lee Ermey, the anti-soy boy • Who is Mickey Mouse Mattis and why is he a punk? • Does stepping in dog-sh*t really bring good luck? • What celebrity deaths made Larry smile? • Why the biggest enemy of free speech is the Pentagon • All this and more in this kick-ass 2-part episode!

Serving Sacred Sleaze • Did Jesus hang out with hookers? • The holy sh*t storm • How tight is too tight for a hug? • What happened to Jimmy Swaggart at the no-tell motel? • How to let God spin YOUR sexual misconduct scandal • What did the Tasmanian Devil make the preacher do? All this and MORE!!!

Underage drinking with Larry • The rest of the pizzeria story from Episode 80 • The cool cop you'd like to know (and drink with) • What goes into the DMV "shopping cart?" • Larry disses: Coward County Sheriff, Gov. Jerry Brown and the Kalifornia bureaucracy • Why political dynasties ALWAYS spell disaster • When your gubmint assaults you • All this and more – dig in!

How sleazy were Devil Popes? • Who were they? • Which was the ulcerated sodomist? • How did Larry drink beer in a restaurant in 5th grade? • Did he get busted? • What are Chreasters, CEOs and submarines? • How to buy a "Get Out of Hell Pass" • All this and MORE!!!

Battling group think • What is buck lure and how can it win the war on men? • Fighting morons in the street, at home and at work • What's the most dangerous animal in the nation? • Other names morons call themselves • People who should be eaten by predators • People who should be fed to wood chippers • Moron count: Toronto vs. Los Angeles • All this and more in the all moron episode!

How to scam the boss • Sabotage 101 • Stealth destruction of Kumbaya co-workers • Smashing true believers • Retaining your privacy at a "transparent" workplace • Breaking team spirit • Getting with the program as you f**k with the program • Humiliating corporate logo-wear • All this and more!

The kiss that kills • Bowling for Heroes, mankind's favorite pastime • Why you should NEVER trust a mob • Should Good Friday be bigger than Easter? • Audio clips from the Last Supper • How to spot a traitor • Surviving betrayal • Who's your forever buddy? All this and more…

What else died in the overhead bin? • Lies United tells • It was NO ACCIDENT • Why misplaced respect will doom our species • Two words that may SAVE mankind • Words and phrases they use to control us • Punks you should hate • The corporatocracy • This episode will piss you off!

How to be a One Man Gang • Kicking ass in your lions' den • Why Bluto was smarter than Daniel – and how you can be, too • What's a Satrap? • What Human Resources really means • How to avoid lions' den situations • All this and MORE!

The secret of happiness – REVEALED! • Larry finds it in Hollywood – but where? • What is the Lunacy Commission of New York State? • TONY SPUMONTE IS BACK! • Who are Marty and Elayne and why are they important to YOU? • 3 false routes to happiness you need to AVOID • How a nut-job saved Tony • All this and more!!!!

JC's secret nickname revealed • Televangelists – the cool, the crazy the dangerous • The preacher who heals you to death • JC's nutty, locust eatin' cousin-- explained • Larry's favorite televangelist • Throwing fast balls of faith • The pointy preacher-ette you're sure to like •The punishment song for non-donors • All this and MORE!!

Larry warps time • What's FWOT and how will it fix your life? • Chick time vs. guy time • NY vs. LA time • Why are 25,000 days important to you? • What's the best hedge against maturity? • Are we our own time bandits? • Larry advises a strong, silent guy on dealing with mean bitches • All this and more!

Was Jesus a party animal? • Who were the Sons of Thunder? • Snarky nicknames JC had for his pals • How did JC's first miracle involve alcohol? • How was JC manipulated by a woman? • Does abstinence make you a better person? • Why JC would have hung out at Sinners' Sunday • All this and more!

How to destroy the internet • The cop who wants Larry dead • How to kick ass on web tyrants • "Actorvists," and why they suck • L.A. Predators – they're not a team and they must be stopped • Larry unloads on liars, phonies, punks… and more!

Did Jesus curse? (Yes he DID) ● What words did he use? ● Would he be sent to anger management class today? ● Charged with HATE speech? ● Meet PREACHER, the foul-mouthed kid from Larry's past who inspired this show ● What is the CURSE TEST and how does it enable you to spot a phony? ● All this and more!!

Why the Parkland School massacre was NOT a tragedy • Why the FBI should be disbanded • Sneaky lies they tell • Why free speech is on respiration • How the Parkland massacre could have been prevented • Larry's bullshit detection device • Hop a freight train and time travel with Larry & Jack Kerouac to a better time • Angry? Good. Listen and seethe.

How 16 qts. of beef stew on a Facebook post leads you to spiritual enlightenment • What "compliment" might make a woman boil a rabbit on your stove? • Why Southern Lent is Mardi Gras and New England Lent is misery • Which "film-maker" is an asshole? • Meet the movie star priest who solved a religious riddle (and pissed off almost everyone) • What you can do to make God smile and not destroy Earth. All this and more!

The dominatrix ex-cop we love • What is command presence? (and why should all cops have it?) • What is the S.O.M. squad and why are most punks members? • Why is ball breaking America's biggest business? • The #metoo celeb accused of molesting men • Wanna getcha kink and rage on? This is your episode!

Unhappy with your current God-provider? • Had a belly-full of bible-thumping phonies? • Then hang with the badasses at Sinners' Sundays, where there's beer, B-B-Q, babe-age and spiritual adventure • Finally - a Sunday experience you can believe in.

Where to meet your soul mate • Why Valentine's Day is THE most dangerous day • Steve Wynn's $7.5 mil payoff and the power drunk punk bureaucrat • The new abnormal norms • Why Caitlyn Jenner knows more than you do • Why men must get pointy to get laid • How men are outgunned in the battle of the sexes • Everything you need to know about love... and more!!!!

5 Secrets that make you un-con-able • Beware the "P" word (it's not what you think) • Phrases con artists use on you • The book that changed Larry's life • The #1 cause of homicidal rage • Recognizing deceptive signals • Who should we trust? • The BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - A SPIN OFF SHOW! All this and more!!!

A Hollywood star haunts Larry • Is Larry psychic? • Who are the junk people? • Which EU dictator tops the junk list? • Why did Facebook censor Larry? • Why getting Zucc'd is not funny • How did Larry cheat fate? • Can you make your own luck? • Why nothing is accidental (or is it?) • Crackdown on crackdowns • Who does Larry sentence to the Quasimodo treatment? • What is the Quasimodo treatment? • Where are pointiest women in the Caribbean? All this and more!!!!

What 2 words most trigger Larry? • How to ID bogus political movements • The magic question that stops safe speech assholes cold • Where in the U.S. is free speech already restricted? • What were George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV? • Why the Puritans were actually sexy beasts • The Facebook execu-chick you'll love to hate • Who started the new age of censorship? • All this and more, when Larry goes FULL AUTO ON FRAUDS!

LIFE SCRIPTS -- what to say when you're stopped by cops/harassed by the boss/ambushed by the significant other • When to play dumb • The magic word that confounds adversaries • The most powerful sound in all communication • The 2 -word key to invincibility • Questions that can save your job - and sanity • How to deal with a cheating girlfriend • Best all-time movie lines • All this and MORE!

What are hostage holidays? • What's the Holiday Wasteland and how do you survive it? • How many young women did Larry fit into the luggage racks of a "motor coach?" • What do you do when a psycho named Monty tries to set your room on fire? • Skiing @ 85 below zero - is it fun? • Who is Trumpet Steve and why is he a chick magnet? • Which form of mass transit turns adults into drunken kids? • What does hypothermia feel like? • All this and MORE in Part One of this special episode.

The classic New Year's episode re-mastered • How and why it set the compass for the show • Larry survives gunfire, Mobsters and drunken chicks • Pointy Chicks - explained • Why you should NEVER look back - even on New Year's (but you will anyway)• How to avoid New Year's blues • The New Year's song that could choke up a monster • Meet Tony Spumonte and discover why he's the loveable mobster. All this and more!!!!

Listen with the kids - this episode is G-rated • 3 classic Christmas tales for your yuletide listening pleasure • The real meaning of "recreation" • How to get your kid on no matter how old you are • Story time at the TNS Dojo on a cold, snowy night - wear your onesie • Merry Christmas!

SCANDAL CLAUS - Larry's musical uppercut to icons destroyed by sexual misconduct • Why Larry needs YOUR help - NOW! • How social media may destroy mankind • Larry attends a Christmas parade in 83 degree heat • Facing your Ghosts of Christmas Past • Why Bethlehem is L.A.'s twin city • Why all gifts are crap • The TNS Dojo 2018 Tour - why it MUST happen • All this and MORE!

A woman forces Larry to dance and tries to drown him in vomit • Larry is sexually harassed (again!) at the company holiday party • Gifts that say "I like you... sorta" • How to attend (but not attend) holiday parties • How getting religion can get you out of an awkward Christmas dinner • When the box is more important than the gift • Your PRE-HOLIDAY primer - listen or suffer - the choice is yours!