That LARRY SHOW

What kind of men do women really want? The secret, ancient contract between men and women. Foolproof Mafia weight loss system, revealed. Mil-spec office survival methods. Best way to KILL YOUR BOSS. How to survive a submarine attack. Detecting and neutralizing PSYCHIC VAMPIRES. Music to Take No Sh*t (and go postal) by. Hollywood's next fad. Which celebs are total assholes? Larry saves a Dick Masterson fan - from himself. Why video games suck. The next BIG THING in fitness... Jack-er-cise! Larry reveals the 4-word secret of fitness and saves America $40 billion. Follow thatlarryshow on Twitter. First 5 to follow get a shout out. First 5,000 get eternal bliss.

Discover how Larry survived New Year's With the Mob. Hang with godfathers, hit-men and gun molls - without getting shot. Attend a Mafia wedding with Larry. Learn how to avoid painful-memory New Year's triggers. Ride along with Larry - LIVE - in a death-defying car-wreck. Discover the only New Year's song that could make a monster weep. Tips to improve your karma. Learn how to talk and SWEAR - like a gangster. Learn what a pointy-chick is, and how to ID (maybe even date) her.

Why do the holidays suck? Who do we blame? ISIS' secret Yuletide recruitment tool. The politically corrected new, non-pipe-smoking, SLIM LINE Santa. 5 worst Christmas songs of all time. (SPOILER ALERT - 2 of them were from BEATLES.) John Lennon just pissed in your cocktail. A new Christmas carol for Charlie Brown AND HIS ASSISTED SUICIDE RECORDED LIVE! Which Christmas card to send not send The new UNIVERSAL Christmas greeting. Puke-inducing Christmas treats. Why singles may hate holidays more than marrieds. Why Dunkin Donuts beats the ass off Starbucks. Banned North Korean Christmas meals REVEALED. How to make your cat SING. The holiday most likely to KILL YOU. Forget secret Santa - meet SECRET JESUS.