That LARRY SHOW

How Charlie acquired a 35 - woman harem - and you can too! • When America hoped Manson would kill Geraldo Rivera • What makes a Manson chick a Manson chick • Why Ted Kennedy & Charles Manson were similar • Why Elizabeth Warren could be a Manson chick • Why Charles Manson was the rock star of psycho killers • What is the Manson challenge and are you up for it? How Hollywood triggered Charles Manson • All this and MORE!

Charles Manson's Thanksgiving tips • How Thanksgiving can kill you • Coming soon: the Amazon Thanksgiving Day Parade • Death Football: the only kind Larry will watch • Why is Thanksgiving dinner 30 minutes shorter this year? • Live leaked recording of a Thanksgiving stabbing • How to protect yourself from a crappy Thanksgiving • Larry's can't miss side-dishes • All this and MORE in this MUST LISTEN HOLIDAY CLASSIC!

Why mankind is doomed • Who is to blame? • Why Hollywood is a sewer • Find out what Larry knows about 2 guys on the Hollywood shame list • Why Louis CK is an unfunny turd • What you can and cannot say during seduction • SHAME STOPPERS - Larry's new Shark Tank business you'll want to invest in • Sex robots: are they the answer? • Discover who is on Larry's hit list • All this and more!!!

Trapped in a dark, rat-infested basement... how does Larry escape? • What to do when your idiot boss is a "company man" • How to identify (and avoid) company men • Tell-tale words that company men use • What job titles actually reveal about the job • When quitting is the only option • When and how to leave on bad terms • How Larry got conned into a lousy part-time job • All this and MORE!!!

How Larry beat the house • Larry's "system" • Can you make your own luck? • Larry's numbers racket • How gamblers are created • Larry's winning streak • Why do gamblers gamble? (It's NOT to make $$) • How you can beat the house • The 2 kinds of gamblers • Where can you find more drama than all of Broadway? All this and more!

Larry & Tony Spumonte visit Houdini's grave - does Tony leave another body there? • How Larry saved Halloween - and you can too • Why Larry Trick or Treated at the butcher • Larry's 1st Halloween - what was his costume? • Screw VR - get Larry's Wish Fulfillment Glasses absolutely free! (Listen for instructions) • All this a more!!!!

Larry roasts the ragers • An inside look at the L.A. Road Rage • The test that separates the cool from the creepy • What are Dick's fans really like? • What really unites and divides us? • Dumped? Here's what to do • Sick of "big leaguers?" Here's how to flip them • All this and MORE!

Larry meets Hef • Larry goes to the Playboy Mansion • Discover why Hef was a NERD and a CUCK and driven by RAGE • Larry meets his first Playboy Playmate (at 15!) • What's really happening in Vegas post massacre? • View the tip of the bullsh*t-berg • How to deal with shy chix - and what makes them shy? All this and more!!!

If you listen to only a single episode of this show... make it this one. Thank you and God bless us all.

Larry bartends for a murder victim • What was in Johnny Fontana's notebook that made Larry hate government? • Who pulled guns on Larry, and why? • What Larry knows about Goodfellas that Scorsese doesn't • What was behind the exit door at the mob bar? • Why did Larry sleep through college? • Will Larry reveal the secret of the world's greatest burger? • How did Dave the Fence cure a cough? • All this and more in a spectacular new episode!

Triage/first aid for a busted heart • How to armor yourself emotionally • How to get over a bad romance - fast • How to win the games females play • The season that may force Larry to leave So Cal • How Larry's autumn leaf burnings caused the establishment of the EPA • How to make yard work fun with DIY pyrotechnics • The (now) banned story that made Larry fall in love with autumn • All this and more in the AUTUMN SPECIAL Episode!!

How to sling BS like a master • Which chicks should you dump • How to re-set with a babe when she's already written you off • Pretentious words we hate • Larry rewrites the Gettysburg Address (Lincoln fans will be rip-sh*t) • Head slap moments • What's a "thought rut" and how to dig yourself out of it." • Re-wiring your mind and your vocabulary to win at work and love • How to make winning a habit • All this and more!

Larry takes on 2 man-hating broads at a supermarket and wins • Words you must NEVER use at the TNS Dojo. • Elvis shot his sports car: why you should, too • Larry's Clark Griswold moment • How to vanquish a female who thinks she is superior • Can you judge a head case by her clothing? • Femme fashions that signal "psycho." Which demo is most often victims of violence? (hint: it's NOT women.) All this and more!!!!

What are the 3 worst words in the English language? • Why Larry hates Labor Day (and you should too) • What does Labor Day really mean? • Why is it a Commie holiday? • What happens when you turn 30? • How do you keep it from happening to you? • What do women say when they turn 30? • When is it time to quit your job? • How do you know when some chick is the one • All this and more!

How to find "the one" for you • How to disentangle from a bad romance • 7 words that can keep you from wrecking your life • How self - reliance lets you choose a life mate on your terms • The difference between friends and acquaintances • Why mood-levelers are poison • How to enjoy your own company • How to enjoy dining alone • @ Commie words never to use at the TNS Dojo • After this episode you may never feel lonely again!

Interview with Kim Jung Un's personal hooker • The EXACT date of WW III revealed • Why Kim Jong Un is the HERO WE NEED • What's in Kim Jong Un's cargo container-sized toy chest? • The "special place" where Kim likes to be touched • Why Dennis Rodman is our only hope • Who was Larry's personal boogeyman? • Why you should embrace the apocalypse • How Kim compares to other boogeymen • Is Kim a cross dresser and what does he wear? • Why Justin Bieber is safe from Kim's nukes • Why WW III should be called The Big Reset. All this and more... if we're still alive!

East Germany, c. 1970 = the new normal • On Planet Snitch accused = guilty • Hear an audio file from inside Lena Dunham's skull •What is Zersetzung, and why are we living it? • What single word unmasks PC pukes? • Who invented doxing? • What is the code of Omerta? • What does a massive urinal have to do with fixing a tattle-tale? • Why TOS is sh*t • What to say when cretins quote "policy" • All this and more!

GOD RE-BRANDED... as Tony Spumonte! • Take a ride... in Tony Spumonte's inter-dimensional Cadillac • Give Us This Day Our Daily Gnocchi • Why God has become hip as a flip phone • How to win a Lottery • What is the Splat Calculator? • Tweeting your prayers • If Tony Spumonte saves the world will he still be a criminal? • Who created the Cosmic Cherry Bomb? • Why Karma is Krap • The good, sustainable meteor that Bill Nye & Al Gore want you to love and die for • Why people who play God should have their faces punched off their skulls • All this and more!!!!

Who is Brenda the Bride and what does she want from Larry? What wisdom does he give her and all single chix? What's the Krell Brain Boost and why does Elon Musk need it? Why is Elon Musk a pinhead? Is Larry's local supermarket a portal to another dimension? Who's Ravishing Rashmi and how pointy is she? How did Larry miss being killed by a NYC bus, witness a double homicide that looked like an effect from Dune, then eat French food with a pointy chick? Why are Los Angeles pedestrians the stupidest people on earth? How are Furries the same as corporate execs? All this and more!

Why dogs are better than people • How a dog ruined Larry's Christmas, and his father's car, yet delivered this show to you • Why Larry loved Freddy, the world's most psychotic, homicidal canine (and you will too) • What did Larry find in a junkyard that became an article of clothing he wore for years? • Is Trixie a dog name, a hooker name, or both? Meet Mama Jenkins, a .12 gauge totin' maniac who almost took out Larry's extended family • What is Madera Star-Flecked Twilight and how can it bring you spiritual enlightenment? All this and more!

Larry's prank call that had NYC cops chasing their tails • The mass-suicide that was hilarious! • Why YOU are in a CULT and don't even know it • Which cult did Larry escape from? • How a creepy, talentless dwarf got a harem (and you can, too!) • The cult that hitched a ride on a comet • What to wear to heaven • Why St. Peter cares about your shoes • The pointy chix who fought for Larry's soul • America's new, fun religion • All this and more!

Like free speech? Like seeing a billion dollar Goliath get its ass kicked by a David with a microphone? Then this your episode. 5 fast minutes of brutal, head-snapping, lie-pummeling truth. CNN hits the Dojo floor like the rotting cadaver it is. T.N.S, baby!

The martial art chicks use to kick your ass • How social media can trigger a diabetic coma • The phrase that separates liars from truth tellers • How Larry's pal was lobotomized by a pointy chick • What is the "truth app?" • Life hacks from the dojo • What do serial killers and super-heroes have in common? • What's in the tortilla chip bag that made Larry's kid puke? • All this and more!

What is a Death Bomb? • How powerful is one? • What scared Tony Spumonte? • Who is Bleeding Jesus Freddy? •How did he get that name? • Why all inflatable gorillas should be stabbed • Which sucks more: Sale-a-thons or Sale-a-brations? • The evil fireworks ring you should love and support • What's inside Larry's bag of tortilla chips, and why did it make his kid puke? • Which is the greatest patriotic song and who recorded it? • Will America exist in 1,000 years? • If not, who will have destroyed it? • What's wrong with San Francisco? • All this and more!!!

What song makes Larry go postal? • What is a mamaluke? • TONY SPUMONTE's mob criteria for friendship • What your school never taught you • Best ways to choose your friends • The doctor you must avoid • Meet one of Larry's early TNS Senseis • Who are the dumbest guys we know? • Parental showdowns you need to see • What do Bill Gates, Richard Branson and Steve Jobs have in common? • All this and more...

The most brilliant comment Larry ever heard • When is the right time to have a kid? • Larry's movement, DAD'S LIVES MATTER • Why is Dad always a punch line? • Meet the dead beat moms •Two words that ID fathers you want to avoid (or deck) • What is a lactating daddy? • Are you one? (If so, KYS) • Time travel with Larry (not for WIMPS!) • IN SEARCH OF...the sitcom that depicts mom as a villain • SPOILER: This episode will change you forever. Beware.

Some chick tries to sterilize Larry on an airplane • Larry's Mexican Stand-Offs -- in Mexico • Why "I'll make the best of it" is loser talk • How we zoom ourselves • The greatest bluff of all time • Why were there flies on Larry's fly? • What the hell is Dolph Lungren doing in a Mayan Temple? • Head fakes and Jedi mind tricks • Larry's vaccine for Montezuma's Revenge (it's 80 proof) • The difference between a lie and a bluff • All this and more!

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • When Larry was a wimp • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • Who you should mock mercilessly, and how • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • Best episode yet! • And more, more, more!

Who is Mickey Gubitosi? • Who inspired Larry to Take No Sh*t? • Why is Robert Blake banging a gorilla? • Why did Robert Blake mention Larry Bleidner on Larry King? • Why Robert Blake worries about his testicles • Is Robert Blake taller than you? • How Larry found O.J. Simpson in the Twilight Zone • What word is written on Larry's imaginary blimp? • Why were Starsky & Hutch 2nd rate wimps? • How to escape misery • Who was the coolest TV pimp? All this and more!

What are the 3 keys? • Tony Spumonte and the glass meatball • How Larry beat the neighbors from hell • Who is the Fabulous Don Kane? • What is he laughing about? • What is the "jelly bean corollary" and how can it save YOUR life? • Why everything you own is a souvenir • How to pick the perfect mate • All this and MORE!

How to win a free TNS Dojo t-shirt • Confidence - how to get it, how to keep it • Why everything they tell you about booze and drugs is a lie • How to pick cool friends and unload the losers in your life • The magic word that guarantees success • What to do if you hate your friend's fiancé • What is cripple culture? • Innocuous words they use to control you • Why solitude is good for you • Starter kit for broken hearts • All this and more!

Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car, guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psychic vampire • Can you kill a vampire with a shotgun? • What's an equipment whore? • Larry meets a guy with more hobbies than brains • How a trophy wrecked a man • Why alma mater pride says, "I'm a failure."

What happens when Tony Spumonte asks Larry to help bury a stiff? • What was Larry's mobster nick name? • The secret of the double-decker coffin • Why was the stripper named Nancy Knee Socks? • How did Cho-Choo Tomasso get his nick name? • Larry's predictions for the human race • The most vicious obituary every written • Meet the dead guy who would be KING of Dick Masterson's Rage Board • The 3 emojis that will replace all words • Why did Larry laugh at his grandmother's funeral?

Caught in a crossfire - Larry visits a time warp bar and gets trapped in a battle between a sniper and a psychotic • How Larry got a new job and escaped being burned alive in a union dispute • What is an authority worshipper? • Where do they come from? • Weasel words corporations and the government use to dupe us and criminalize us • "The customer is always wrong" - Oh yeah!?!? • How to fight bureaucracies and win • The T.N.S. Dojo store is OPEN! Click here for the T-shirt you've been waiting for: thatlarryshow-com.myshopify.com

A FIRST for That LARRY SHOW - an EMERGENCY episode that's pistol hot. Join Larry and the T.N.S. senseis as they brutalize United's punk CEO. Flying SUCKS. Why? Because the U.S. Government is in collusion with the airlines. They have the right to throw you off a plane AND beat you to a pulp. How to make sure this never happens to YOU. This show will make you a RAGE.

Dangerous pointy chix -- how Larry saved his life and Tony Spumonte's marriage • How Larry became Tony's unofficial consigliere • Why night owls beat early birds • Larry goes to Washington and meets his first pointy chick - but does he get the point? • 15 words that took down the Big Apple • Larry's near-death experience at a lover's lane • Marriage - Italian style • Why Saturday Night live is fake AF • The real slaves of New York • All this and more!

Anti-bullying is now an industry, and it's a FRAUD • Who are the REAL bullies? They're not who you think • Exposing the real agenda of the anti-bully crowd • 5 words that should trigger YOU • Go bully-busting with Mike Tyson • Where do puke-bag politicians come from? • The President of the European Union gets spanked by Tony Spumonte • Larry disses Kim Jong Un • Prolapsed sphincter - 2 words that will trigger THEM • How The Force helped Larry destroy another boss • The career-killing phrase you must NEVER utter • Identifying Power-Trippers and how to flip them • The real reason Mike Tyson went to jail and Kobe didn't • Your secret to self-worth • The T.N.S. Dojo Store opens soon - stay tuned!

GUNFIRE at a wedding • Be first on your block to SELF-AMPUTATE! • Amputee dialog recorded LIVE at an ICU • How to change the oil... in your muscles • Instant body-building • How to sever a relationship... or a leg • Trade your slippers for soup mugs • Why are all shrinks insane? • The best era for time travel • How Captain Kirk became gay • Another big, fat government lie • All this and more, more more!

What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him • Larry's midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry's run in with a gink... what's a gink? • The car that makes its owners a punch line • Why Elon Musk doesn't know jack • Who was the coolest tycoon? • Who are the pointiest chix of all time? • Why the Hyperloop is a snore • World premiere - Larry's very own road trippin' music • Larry creates a car for Dick Masterson • All this and MORE!

How to annihilate "customer service" • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think - Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered - guess who'll kill them? • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure... why there's no such thing • The T.N.S. dojo's new sensei/attorneys • Who's been stealing from you?

Larry's clash with a murderer • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry's double DNA surprise • What are dead men's legs? • Jesus speaks • What your parade preference says about you • The psycho in your family tree • What's an Armageddon Girl? • How to spot a professional Irishman • The man who wants to build Trump's Wall - cheap! • How you can become an Indian casino millionaire, and more, more, more!

How Larry learned he wasn't bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the sh*t out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words that can save your life • Killer advice to brides and grooms • Can you pass the TRANSGENDER TEST? • Do you have what it takes to make the sick f**k squad? • The man who became a human kebab • How Larry drove a snowflake's mother crazy-er • Dentist music to die by, and more, more more!

Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars LARRY REVEALS: The greatest actor you never heard of Why rock star beats movie star. • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars - what's that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur • The investment you should never make • MORE CLUES to the CAN'T MISS venue for meeting chix. (Hint: it's NOT Dick Masterson's skating rink.)

WORLD PREMIERE: Larry's hit song - It's a Pointy, Hot Chick World. • Disneyland: why Larry's last visit was his LAST VISIT. • Why do they call it Mouseschwitz? • What's wrong with Ariel's anatomy? • What happens inside Larry's HCACC? (That's Hot Chick Aversion Conditioning Chamber) • The sick hags who want Jasmine (and all pointy chicks) dead. • Great (free) alternatives to the Magic Kingdom. • Larry's pointy-chick throw down in a restaurant. • Verbal judo that helps you win any argument. • Follow / tweet Larry your Disney disses: https://twitter.com/ThatLARRYSHOW

EVERYTHING you need to know about love. Love Casualties - how not to become one. The CAN'T MISS opening line. Seduction tips from a serial killer. De-coding chick-speak. The secret info graphic to help you find the perfect mate. Identifying and avoiding lethal love. The truth about Jumbotron proposals. What makes the perfect pointy chick? The $40,000 engagement ring disaster. Tony Spumonte saves Larry's life.

Larry reveals his doomsday forecast. What will it look like? What will it sound like? Why did Larry carry a loaded .38 to work? Did he use it? Pointy chick threat-levels you need to know. Meet the mega-preppers. Tour a $3 million bomb shelter. What's the secret reason men prep? Must-have weapons when SHTF. Doomsday advice from Tony Spumonte. And more!!!

What urge really drives men? (It's not sex.) Larry sentences an elephant to death. Larry tells a giant to f**k off. Noah's Ark of Death - the untold story. A guy skydives without a parachute, and lives! Larry discovers hippies' secret hideout. Advice that could make your career. Cuddly, herbivore bears that kill. Larry's life-saving "Hey Watch This" app - and why you need it. Why guys deserve a cash bonus at age 21. Larry meets Wez from the Road Warrior. All this and more, more more!!!

Your "safe space" -- the SKOOL episode. Larry throws down with a he-women gang - and it gets ugly. Time travel with Floyd Mayweather. Larry goes Country but can't escape the mob. Does Tony Spumonte have Larry's back? Larry discovers a guitar god. How to win negotiations. How to light the jets on your career. Is education worth the price? Larry outs Ivy League dumbos. Are you college material? Does experience trump education? Larry answers listener questions, and more, more more!

Did Larry really dump his boss in L.A.'s most dangerous neighborhood? Burning bridges with style. Translating death threats from Human Resources. How Larry became Capt. Jack Sparrow. Corporate snitchery is out to get you. Team building and bloody feet. What drink do drunks in denial prefer? Debate tips from Jesus. Re-activating the 5 o'clock whistle. How France is giving us more than pointy chicks in pencil skirts. Disconnecting from the office. Cruising to Pain City on the Ship of Fools. Fabulous fan feedback... and more!

What kind of men do women really want? The secret, ancient contract between men and women. Foolproof Mafia weight loss system, revealed. Mil-spec office survival methods. Best way to KILL YOUR BOSS. How to survive a submarine attack. Detecting and neutralizing PSYCHIC VAMPIRES. Music to Take No Sh*t (and go postal) by. Hollywood's next fad. Which celebs are total assholes? Larry saves a Dick Masterson fan - from himself. Why video games suck. The next BIG THING in fitness... Jack-er-cise! Larry reveals the 4-word secret of fitness and saves America $40 billion. Follow thatlarryshow on Twitter. First 5 to follow get a shout out. First 5,000 get eternal bliss.