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Why is storming Area 51 so damn appealing? ▲ Will Larry be there? ▲ How is it the antidote to our reality? ▲ What's really at Area 51 – national secrets or a big head-fake? ▲ Searching for something bigger than ourselves ▲ What was Hands Across America? ▲ Larry tells a listener how to slay his dragons of anxiety

When Jesus comes back, will he be pissed off? ▲ What will be be – a bus driver? Hedge fund billionaire? A hacker? A pointy chick? ▲ How many Twitter followers will he need to save the world? ▲ Will he be de-platformed for hate speech? (He used it) ▲ How to spot counterfeit Jesus (there are many) ▲ How will they crucify him this time? ▲ All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #61

Is there a cult in YOUR future? ■ How to signal cult recruiters that you're ready for abuse, deprivation and enslavement ■ How to start your own cult ■ Cult management – solo or with partners? ■ Name changes – the dumber the better ■ Wardrobe choices – velour Tuxedos or saffron robes? ■ Cult revenue streams, from tacky branded apparel to really shitty music ■ All this and more in episode 199!

The SECRET WORD Kamala Harris used to flip Joe Biden ■ The words other people use to try to control you ■ Why are you at a disadvantage during any dialog with a large corporation or the government? ■ Ways customer service people can screw you ■ 2 types of customer service people – how to ID them and deal with them

The can't fail, no side-effects anti-depressant JC used (and you can too) ■ Why was JC bummed out before he fed the multitudes? ■ Why JC was not a rock star ■ How did the apostles almost cancel the feeding of the multitudes? ■ Did JC manifest toxic masculinity at the feeding of the multitudes? ■ How did the fishes and loaves spark a party?

How Weeping Jesus Freddie's Death Bomb nearly killed Larry, Tony Spumonte and Freddie ■ Larry's throw-down with a Frenchman in Tahiti ■ The sword that made Germany lose WWll ■ How England kicked its own ass in the War for Independence ■ What is America's secret of success? (You'll never guess) ■ How did Larry's law-abiding Dad score illegal fireworks? ■ All this and more in this explosive episode!

How Larry was mind-controlled – multiple times! ◘ Turn on, tune in, drop out ◘ Operation Midnight Climax – Govt. sponsored sex, drugs and suicide ◘ Did Bill Cosby learn his doping techniques from the CIA? ◘ The CIA's dancing dogs ◘ What do Jack Ruby and the Las Vegas shooter have in common? ◘ The Sheriff who became an FBI zombie ◘ All this and more in this drug-soaked, mind-bending episode!

How Larry was mind-controlled – multiple times! ◘ Turn on, tune in, drop out ◘ Operation Midnight Climax – Govt. sponsored sex, drugs and suicide ◘ Did Bill Cosby learn his doping techniques from the CIA? ◘ The CIA's dancing dogs ◘ What do Jack Ruby and the Las Vegas shooter have in common? ◘ The Sheriff who became an FBI zombie ◘ All this and more in this drug-soaked, mind-bending episode!

What style is YOUR God? Vindictive? Prankster? Delegator? Out To Lunch? ■ Does God forgive horrible people? ■ Why is Satan represented by a goat? ■ How is religion a lot like sports? ■ Which God team has the most fabulous uniforms? ■ Why people-worshipers are stupid ■ All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #59!

Hear the greatest prank call of all time! ■ O.J.'s 4 secrets to a great life ■ How O.J. launched the Kardashian Empire ■ Why there can never be another star as big as O.J.. ■ How O.J. saved Los Angeles ■ The curse of O.J., and its victims ■ The Dream Team – where are they now? ■ How O.J. became an industry

Is a rubber mallet a good murder weapon? ♠ How many times should you strike an intruder – for your safety? ♠ Was Larry's dad a mystic ninja? ♠ What's job #1 for all fathers? ♠ Which childhood game best prepares you for hunting/combat? ♠ What animal has biological avionics no aircraft will ever match? ♠ Besides gloves, what should you wear when killing an intruder – (for your safety)? ♠ What should you give your dad this Father's Day?

The "Bad Dad" narrative that's wrecking lives ▲ Joe: the surrogate dad who became a superstar▲ The "humankind-as-God" lie pin-heads and Commies are pushing ▲ How God is the original "Bad Dad" ▲ Madonna, "smasher of the patriarchy" (!) ▲ How and where Brother Larry found the Sinners' Sunday chapel ▲ All this and more in this special Father's Day episode

L.A. plague - IN PROGRESS • • Will AI be the end of mankind? • Why technology will always be beatable • The great equalizer nobody talks about • Larry bitch slaps LA's empty suit mayor - right after Dr. Drew does!• Medieval times come to Los Angeles with Bubonic, TB, Typhus - take your pick, or grab all three! • Live recorded phone call from deadly Italian ship wreck • The ghost in Larry's machine

How to salvage a dying friendship ■ Why are friendships so hard to find? ■ What's a real friend? ■ Troubling trends in friends ■ Larry's S&G friendship factor ■ Larry's Victoria's Secret friends ■ What's happened to buddy movies? ■ Larry solves a listener's problem: should she give a cheater a 2nd chance? ■ When does popularity peak? ■ If you've ever been lonely, this is your episode!

3 spiritual ingredients for a great life ■ What's in your God food? ■ Why has God become un-cool? ■ Are you spiritually starving? ■ The always open, always fresh, all-you-can-eat, absolutely free, God Buffet ■ Who are the truly cool people? ■ How did they get that way? ■ How YOU can become FEARLESS ■ All this and more in this belly-filling episode of Sinners' Sunday

Larry's adventure in the Iron Triangle ▲ The Ford that almost killed him ▲ How do you find a real expert?▲Technician vs mechanic – what's the difference? ▲ Ways experts kill you – or at least maim you ▲How to spot phony experts ▲The truth Larry found at a toxic dump ▲ The expert who made Larry look like a clown ▲ Idiots who pose as experts ▲ All this and more in yet another episode that can save your life!

6 reasons everyone is pissed off ▲ Easy ways to decompress ▲ How life is starting to resemble prison ▲ What happens when we're overcrowded? ▲ Why anger management is a load of crap ▲ How and why corporations are deliberately triggering you ▲ How Larry gets triggered at supermarket deli departments ▲ Why L.A. is still better than N.Y. ( but they both suck) ▲ Are we all becoming Frank Booth?

How to ID a liar ● What thing makes you unbeatable? ● Did J.C. like to fish? ● What group of American politicians look and sound like another from 2,000 years ago? ● How did Peter piss off authorities? ● What's a more accurate phrase for the battle between good and evil? ● What ominous prediction did J.C. give Peter? ● What social media Terms of Service really are ● All this and more in this Sinners' Sunday

Are you ready for alien sex? ▼ Will pointy alien chicks conquer Earth? ▼ Would you swipe right for a hot alien chick? ▼ Which psycho killer may have been an alien? ▼ Do alien chicks have 12-inch tongues with the power to shatter your skull? ▼ Which two prestigious colleges have morons who think aliens can save earth from bad weather? ▼ Why are climate change hustlers like Jehovah's Witnesses? ▼ What must you do when a stranger sighs? ▼ All this and more in an out-of-this-world episode!

Commie-hatin' haikus – written by listeners! ● What are the 2 types of Commies? ● Who is the most famous 'useful idiot?' ● Dangerous Commie words you need to know ● Why Communism is like herpes ● Bernie Sanders – exposed, shredded and boxed ● What is at the real core of Communism? ● Dropping a deuce on the Commie High Holy Day

The war on Christianity ● What is an 'Easter Worshipper?' and other stupid statements by gutless politicians ● Brother Larry re-imagines Good Friday and the results are more cinematic ● The difference between the New Zealand and Sri Lanka massacres ● JC's hyper-violence and why Corporate God Providers rarely mention it ● Why the Vatican should hire hit-men ● All this and more in a very gloves-off episode.

7 steps to your warrior transformation ♦ Why is Jack Dorsey trying to become a warrior monk?♦ Warrior Monkery: what's in it for you? ♦ Why Twitter is a sissy name for a messaging app ♦ Stupid things birds do ♦ Why Moose, the Dojo guard dog, makes women hot ♦ Who was the baddest ass, original Warrior Monk? ♦ How you can get rich from listening to this episode ♦ What other cool things (besides kicking ass) can Warrior Monks do? ♦ Meet the real Flying Nun

How to stage your own comeback ♠ Hitting your way out of a slump ♠ The 2 elements of career success (hard work ain't one of them!) ♠ How to tune up your ego – without spending a cent ♠ How much should you lie on your resume? ♠ How do winners rebound from failure? ♠ Success secrets of Hollywood sharks ♠ What to do when you feel like you've blown it ♠ Why hero-worship is for idiots

Brother Larry makes you think the thought you've been terrified of your entire life ●10 words that summarize JC's purpose ● What does the Sphinx needing a nose job have to do with Easter? ● Why the term "JC Solid" should replace "Rock solid."● The single word that life is all about ● Why is Easter the ultimate survival tool, and how you can use it to make your life fantastic ● All this and more in the most powerful Sinners' Sunday yet!

The pandemic they've been hiding has arrived and is now spreading through the USA ▼ It was foretold to Larry decades ago ▼ There is no antibiotic that can treat it ▼ In most cases, death occurs within 90 days ▼ It lives on any surface for months and cannot be killed by disinfectants ▼ Entire wings of hospitals have been demolished due to infection ▼ It's not a virus nor a bacteria – what is it? ▼ Listen, if you dare…

3 words that enable scam artists to screw you (or you to screw others) ■ How Elizabeth Holmes conned presidents, statesmen and titans of industry (and you can, TOO!) ■ Secrets of scam success ■ Scam red flags ■ Tuning up your bullsh*t detector ■ Famous "world changers" who should have been killed ■ How participation trophy culture produced Elizabeth Holmes

When you've screwed up big time, can you make your way back?

Where are the space aliens hiding among us? ▲ What do they look like? Answer: Like UPS men with Pit Bull dog heads ▲ Do they eat beef jerky?▲ Why do they love doing anal probes? ▲ How to prevent an anal probe ▲ Why do aliens depict Santa as half-dressed and drunk? ▲ Why do they depict Jesus standing on baby heads? ▲ What are Atonemints, and do they really freshen breath as they remove sin? ▲ Did Dorothy have sex with the Scarecrow?▲ Which soda flavor tastes better, Martian Poop or Alien Snot?

What are the ruins of tomorrow - Larry predicts ● What really caused Chernobyl? ● What Larry finds when he tours a bomb shelter ● Bomb shelters vs panic rooms – which is for sissys? ● What's a Heracles couch and why do men need one? ● The movie in your head and how it can destroy you ● Who needs a $70,000 cork screw? ● How a New York paradise turned itself into a ruin ● The word nitwits love to use ● Larry reveals his secret recipe for the best malted milk shake ● What junkyard ghosts know about you

Larry performs a miracle ● How to get sainted! ● Larry envisions his Feast Day ● Are Pope saints politically rigged? ● Which saints can be your fixers? ● Why Bar Mitzvahs beat Confirmations ● The heavenly advocates that are better than saints ● What's "heroic virtue?" ● All this and more in Brother Larry's St. Paddy's Day Special!

What's behind Collegegate? ● Why is everyone guilty – including the FBI? ● What makes a school "elite?" ● What's the toughest part about being a father (hint: it's not the kid) ● What is America's true national pastime? ● Who are the most fu*ked up people in America?

Are you an auto-sexual? ● Why are NBA stars depressed? ● How will Larry destroy social media? ● What will the UK do without free internet porn? ● Who wants to "save" the World Wide Web and why is he an idiot?● Why Gen Z's are dumping smart phones for dumb phones ● Why are we letting Silicon Valley manlets put us in the corner? ● How can we cut off their balls? ● All this and more in gloves-off Episode 171

Would Jesus do Mardi Gras? ● Why has Lent become 6 weeks of insufferable virtue signaling? ● What kind of woman is "Church Hot?" ● What's a Faux Modest Goddess and why are they a worthy obsession? ● What did the Beverly Hills priest say that pissed off his congregation? ● Why you shouldn't bother giving up chocolate or booze or anything for Lent ● Which Sunday podcast do soldiers in Iraq listen to? ● All this and more, in Sinners' Sunday # 51

Kim's loose-lipped girlfriend is back and tells ALL! ● What is HUCOW & Bronco buster? ● What do HE-MAN and SHE-RA have to do with Kim Jong Un? ● The 5 words Trump could say to Kim that would make him disarm ● How Bloomberg's anti-self defense "culture of compliance" wants to control YOU! ● The difference between cooperation and compliance ● Words Commies use to control you ● Update on United Airlines passenger beat-down.

Is John McAfee the last outlaw? ♦ Why are outlaws an endangered species? ♦ What is the quintessential element of the outlaw persona? ♦ What's a meat parade and where can you see one? ♦ Who are the greatest outlaws in sports, fiction and more? ♦ What made Joe Namath a heretic? ♦ Why weekend warriors are all phony punks ♦ What single attribute USED to make a man a man but has been outlawed? ♦ Why Bernie Sanders is a Commie, a punk and a puke ♦ All this and more in the first of the OUTLAW SERIES

What's God's real name? ● What is evil made of? ● What 4,000 year-old protection has been taken from us by "Secular Guardians?" ● Which 4 words can replace all 10 Commandments? ● What will future archaeologists call the 21st Century? ● What is the key to your own peace? ● All this and more in Brother Larry's 50th Sinners' Sunday!

Tips that make you scam-proof ♠ The Fyre Festival – exclusively for morons ♠ How anybody could have known the Fyre Festival was doomed from the start ♠ The difference between Positive Thinking and Magical Thinking (one is for imbeciles!) ♠ What "social influencers" really are ♠ How to spot any scam ♠ The thing that destroys logic ♠ This episode can save your life!

Your 3-step Stud Transformation ♣ WTF is GALentine's Day? ♣ Is PALentine's day next? ♣ What's a hostage holiday and why is Valentine's Day the scariest? ♣ Larry creates the perfect Valentine's Day card ♣ Ways your wife or girlfriend will kill you ♣ What's the worst place to date or break up? ♣ The riskiest thing you will ever do ♣ Why you need to keep anti-freeze in a safe ♣ All this and more in this spectacular Valentine's Day episode.

PROOF that Jesus would have drowned Andrew Cuomo ■ Why Andrew Cuomo is Satan ■ Why Hitler was more honest than Cuomo ■ The Mussolini Treatment and why Cuomo deserves it ■ When prayer is NOT the answer ■ What is the bloodiest sport of all? ■ All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #49. Eat it, Cuomo!

Why our reality is scarier than The Matrix ■ They are taking your freedom – find out how ■ Why Larry hates Google ■ Why Larry needs govt. permission to buy medicine for his dog ■ WTF is a love contract? ■ Is your employer cock-blocking you? ■ Working 2019: Boss, may I have permission to get laid? ■ Is this the Take Sh*t generation? ■ Larry defines pointy chix – in detail ■ From Mad Men to Compliant Children – how did we get here? ■ Get yourself unchained in this very dangerous episode!

AOC sez: WE'RE DEAD! ▲ Smirk your way to freedom ▲ Hate crime, hate speech, and now FACE CRIME! ▲ Why you need to carry a police whistle ▲ F*ck groups, they're destroying America ▲ What does your pigeon-hole look/sound like? ▲ Join AOC's climate change army, get free money, a purpose and an acid-rain parasol (or a plastic, cone-shaped helmet – your choice!) ▲ All this and more in this IN THEIR FACE episode of That LARRY SHOW

Larry's BIG PREDICTION (his last one, Epsiode 149 – was correct!) ▲ JC – STILL most wanted dead by liars and creeps! ▲JC's toxic masculinity – how emulating it will make you invincible ▲ The Frankfurt school – the lie factory▲ The 6 criteria they'll use to declare JC a toxic man ▲ How big pharma and shrinks are destroying humanity ▲ God's real name

Gillette wants your balls... OFF! ♦ How the War on Men is heating up ♦ Bro culture vs. Sis culture ♦ Bezos' bimbo ruins him with "Toxic Femininity" ♦ How cultural taxidermists are making men into stuffed trophies ♦ Why the Apocalypse is men's' only hedge against extinction ♦ Psychology -- junk science from junkies ♦ Larry shreds Gillette and man-haters as never before!

Larry's family road trip to the town built on bullshit ♦ How to re-arrange your chakras ♦ Aliens, monsters, vortexes – which do you believe in? ♦ The hoaxing broad who fooled millions ♦ What happened at the 1987 Harmonic Convergence? ♦ Who is Larry's spirit guide? ♦ Death in a sweat box – the $10,000 spiritual journey! ♦ All this and more in this milestone episode of That Larry Show

"Simon Sez" rituals that make us jerks ♦ What we can learn about religion from the Wizard of Oz ♦ The real reason religions invent rules and regulations ♦ Do your clothing, diet and body positions trigger God? ♦ What can you learn about rituals from sun-bathing ♦ Why Moses' original 10 were sufficient ♦ WISE UP, with Sinners' Sunday!

Words Commies use to control you ♦ Why danger is better than safety ♦ The greatest fish story is about BIRDS ♦ Death by selfie ♦ The war on men/boys ♦ The war on strip joints ♦ ChiComs on Mexican radio ♦ Under Armour's punk CEO and his war on fun ♦ Hollywood's Walk of Feces ♦ The vintage T-Bird driving, pointy desert femme who ensorcelled Larry ♦ Warping time with Larry ♦ All this and more, in The Best of Larry, 2018.

On the run with Joe, Mary & little J.C. – the untold Christmas story ▲ Meet King Herod, a punk's punk ▲ What's a Coptic Christian and what do they know that others don't? ▲ 26 places in Egypt where they hid out ▲ Genocide, the sport of kings ▲ Are politicians any different now? All this and more in Sinners' Sunday #46

My Christmas gift to you. Listen. With the kids, if you like. Merry Christmas and God bless us, everyone!

The pandemic you may be part of ▲ Who are the human foot baths? ▲ When does quality always trump quantity? ▲ What's the fastest fix for loneliness? ▲ Where can you be an instant rock star while you build good karma? ▲ What's a Chreaster? ▲ Where to go this Christmas for your mental/spiritual health ▲ All this and more in Sinners' Sunday, CHRISTMAS 2018

Surviving Christmas ▲ Why are you likely to DIE on Christmas Eve? ▲ Yuletide gift traps to avoid ▲ Christmas gets a new name: STRESSMAS ▲ Larry's Holiday dinner with wine-throwing psychos ▲ What to give your girlfriend so she'll dump you ▲ What is war-core fashion and why is it so stupid? ▲ Gifts women hate ▲ Stupid questions future in-laws ask at Christmas time